Return of Scratch and Grounder is a comedy about Scratch and Grounder from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. They try to get a part in a Sonic game to make a comeback.
Chapter 1
(Scratch is just sitting on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.)
Scratch: God, this stinks.
Grounder: What's the matter now?
Scratch: I've been thinking. Have you ever noticed that we haven't had a job in 18 years since our role in that TV show The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Grounder: No.
Scratch: Of course not. You can't notice anything because of your nimrod natur
Scratch and Grounder trying to figure out where and how they're going to make their comeback.
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Grounder: HEY! I'm not THAT STUPID!
Scratch: Never mind that. The point is, we need to make a comeback. Plus, we could use some money.
Grounder: But how do we do that?
Scratch: Get a job, stupid. How do you think we do it?
Grounder: Become hobos. They get lots of money.
Scratch: No, you ding-dong. Hobos are poor.
Grounder: Oh. Well, where can we get a job at this hour?
Scratch: Don't worry. I know a couple places.
Chapter 2
Grounder: This is your first plan? Work at McDonald's?
Scratch: What? I love McDonald's. Besides, they give employees free food.
Grounder: Free food, eh?
(A customer walks over to the counter)
Scratch: Hello, sir. May I take your order?
Customer: Give me a Big mac, 2 double cheeseburgers, 3 large fries, 10 20 piece chicken mcnuggets, 16 chicken sandwiches, and a large Coca-cola.
Scratch: That's a very unhealthy choice, so it obviously has got the potential for a major heart attack, but OK. Grounder, I need a Big Mac 2 double cheeseburgers, 3 large fries, 10 20 piece Chicken Mcnuggets, 16 chicken sandwiches, and a large Coca-cola, on the double.
(No response)
Scratch: Grounder? GROUNDER? What are you doing in there?
(Scratch enters the kitchen)
Scratch: Grounder, must you make me do everything myse- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Scratch taking the customers order at McDonalds.
(Scratch sees Grounder, now extremely fat, because he ate everything in the kitchen)
Grounder: I feel like I'm gonna be sick, but it's worth it. (holds in throw-up)
Scratch: Just wait till the boss sees this, he's gonna be pissed. He's right behind me, isn't he?
Grounder: Yes.
Scratch: Uh-oh.
Boss: YOU DUMB-BOTS!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You're HOLDING UP THE LINE!!!!!
Scratch: It's Grounder's fault. He ate all the food.
Boss: YOU'RE FIRED!!! YOU ARE ALSO BANNED FROM MCDONALD'S FOREVER!! NOW SCRAM!!!
Scratch: FINE! I hope this place burns to the ground in a fire.
Chapter 3
Scratch: Well, that sucked.
Grounder: You got any other ideas.
Scratch: That depends. We're going to have to get a job involving something we're good at.
Grounder: Being villains?
Scratch: But we were terrible villains when we were serving Dr. Robotnik. Hmmm, but we could BECOME good villains. I have an idea.
(They decided to become bank robbers. The other robbers promised they'd share some of the money with Scratch and Grounder.)
Thug: OK, you know the drill right?
Grounder: Yeah I do. That's what I have for hands.
Scratch: No, you idiot. He's talking about the mission.
Thug: OK, so take this shotgun, Scratch. Then when you go in the bank, point the gun at people and if they don't give you the money, shoot them.
Scratch: OK. Come on, Grounder. Let's go.
(Then they enter the building and Scratch kicks the door open and points the shotgun at the people).
Scratch: OK, HAND US THE MONEY AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!
(Then, unexpectedly, the people have guns too and point them at Scratch and Grounder).
Scene of Chapter 3 when Scratch and Grounder try to run and escape from the gunstore which they mistook for a bank.
Scratch: What the?!
Grounder: How come you guys have guns too?
Civilian: This is a gun store, not a bank. The bank's next door.
(Then, the people in the store open fire, narrowly missing Scratch and Grounder as they ran out of the gun store for their lives)
Grounder: Whew, that was a close one.
Scratch: YA THINK! THEY NEARLY KILLED US!
(Then the police cars immediatley surround them and Scratch and Grounder are thrown in jail for 3 days).
Chapter 4
(3 Days later)
Scratch: Well, at least we're finally out of jail.
Grounder: Yeah. I thought I was going to rust out of boredom.
Scratch: Yeah, I can't think of anymore ideas.
Grounder: But I CAN! Look.
(Scratch and Grounder discover SEGA headquarters, home of Sonic. This was the perfect oppritunity to get back in action in the Sonic Franchise. They IMMEDIATELY enter).
SEGA Executive: Can I help you?
Scratch: We'd like a job as a Sonic character.
SEGA Executive: What accomplishments do you have?
Scratch: Well, we were once servants of Dr. Robotnik. And Grounder here destroyed a homeless shelter. And I was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic.
Grounder(whisper) No you weren't. You weren't even built the time the Titanic sank.
Scratch(Whisper) Shut up and just play along.
Grounder(Whisper) Fine.
Sega Executive: Hmm. Judging from what you said, I think you'd be more suited for a villain role.
Scratch and Grounder: YAY!!!
(So Scratch and Grounder got ready for their role in a Sonic game).
Director: Ok, in this scene, you grab the chaos emerald from the tomb and it starts to collapse and you have to get out. I only got one shot at this stunt, so DON'T BLOW IT! ACTION!
Scratch: Look, Grounder, the Chaos Emerald is OURS!! (he and Grounder start running while the director presses the button)
(Grounder stops)
Grounder: Quick question: When's lunch?
(The set then starts collapsing and Grounder blows the stunt)
Director: YOU DUMB-BOTS!!! YOU BLEW THE STUNT! WAY TO GO, LOSERS!!!!
(Scratch and Grounder get kicked out).
To be continued