Fedora Lord Para 348

aka Somebody~

  • I live in In a realm of unknowns~
  • I was born on November 30
  • My occupation is Writer
  • I am a girl

Hey guys! I'm ParaGoomba348, everyone's favorite weirdo. I know, I HAVE to spell things correctly, I'm no good at texting or chatting... I know. But I'm still pretty awesome!

Oh yeah, and I'm a Brony now.



Couples I support

My Favorite Quotes

Video Games

"I fight for my friends!" -Super Smash Bros. Brawl

"Find the computer room!" -Shadow the Hedgehog

"Hands off my prey!" -Super Smash Bros. Brawl

"You'll have much more fun flying with me than listening to that old owl!" -NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams

"Ha, ha! You missed out on seeing me naked!" -MegaMan Battle Network 2

"Well, what about Sora?" "Aw, who needs him?" -Kingdom Hearts

"Lamp oil, ropes, bombs!" -Link: The Faces of Evil

"All Toasters toast toast!" -Hotel Mario

"Mephiles! Why are you getting in my way?" -Sonic 06

"I love going to the animal shelter! I wanna adopt all the kittens there!" -Thrillville: Off the Rails

"It's totally gross! It focuses on guys spitting and scratching their butts!" -Thrillville: Off the Rails

"My wife ran away for the third time this week. I'm such a lucky man!" -EarthBound

"Master Belch is wolfing down 'Fly Honey'!" -EarthBound

"Get a load of this!" -Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" -Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"What a horrible night to have a curse." -Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest

"Gear Change!" -Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity (Only because I thought it was 'Ear Change' and plus, it sounds funny)

"Do a Barrel Roll!" -Star Fox 64

"All your base are belong to us!" -Zero Wing

"Conglaturation! You've just completed a great game. And prooved our heroes of good culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" -Ghostbusters

"Lloyd, she's making fun of you!" -Tales of Symphonia


"I can't put my arms down!" -A Christmas Story

"You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting! I'd do it for free! -The Cat in the Hat

"Shut up, Tails!" -Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

"I hate yogurt! Especially strawberry!" -Spaceballs

"Oh, Dark Helmet, your helmet is so... big!" -Spaceballs

"Mustard?!?! Don't let's be silly!" -Alice in Wonderland

"Yes Uncle Remus I know the catfish are huge that's fantastic" -Big Daddy

"Stepped on me? Stepped on me? He was DANCIN' on me! See, look: Gone, gone, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..." -Surf's Up

"I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!" -Megamind

"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" -Grown Ups


"Hm... Should I stop that? No, of course not! It's definitely not music!" -The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

"Maybe he's been brainy-washed?'" "Something only YOU'D be immune to." -Donkey Kong Country: The TV Show

"I'm not a cat, I'm a hedgehog!" -Sonic X

"GRAVY!" -Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

"Ed, lasagna's not a major organ." -Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

"Troopers, troopers, troopers, I WANT A META KNIGHT!!!" -Kirby: Right back at Ya!

"Egg? Yuck!" -Super Mario World: The TV Show

"Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." -SpongeBob SquarePants

"Hey, Spongebob, where'd you get that piano?" -SpongeBob SquarePants

"Spiders! Spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me, get 'em off me!" -SpongeBob SquarePants

Things I like to say

  • "I am a Brony. DEAL WITH IT."
  • "Creed sucks. Pink Floyd rocks."
  • "Now, when I tell you something, I don't chew my cabbage twice!"
  • "And that's how Equestria was made!"
  • "Nothing."
  • "Does this count as a question?"
  • "Should I stay... or should I go?"
  • "I know the pieces fit."
  • "IT'S IT, WHAT IS IT?!"
  • "Dubstep sucks."
  • "I don't know half the things I say."
  • "I'm awesome."
  • "That is epic."
  • "That is also epic."
  • "That... not so epic."
  • "Have you ever tried BREATHING underwater?"
  • "I am a total troll. Except on Wikia."
  • "There is nothing wrong with this message."
  • "What I will say after this is true. What I said before was false."
  • "Nothing's impossible if you're Chuck Norris."
  • "What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead lawyer in the street? There are skid marks before the dog."
  • "I said nothing."
  • "I hate sarcasm. I love sarcasm."
  • "Closer... closer... TOO MUCH!"
  • "This is a test. You failed."
  • "Wait, so what you're telling me is... darn it, nothing witty to say here."
  • "I finally came here with my funny things to say paper... but I don't know which one to use."
  • "I love ending things abruptly."

Music I like

Top 15

  • Pink Floyd (Best. Band. Ever.)
  • Led Zeppelin
  • The Beatles
  • Nirvana
  • Foreigner
  • Dream Theater
  • Boston
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Social Distortion (By FAR a classic band from my childhood)
  • Metallica
  • Cream
  • Metric
  • Primus
  • The Who
  • Van Halen

Some that come close

  • Aerosmith
  • The Eagles
  • Queen
  • Styx
  • Megadeth
  • David Bowie
  • Bob Dylan
  • Eric Clapton
  • The White Stripes
  • Green Day (These guys would've replaced Dream Theater if 21st Century Breakdown wasn't released)
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Black Sabbath
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • The Ramones
  • Rancid
  • Heart
  • Operation Ivy
  • Neil Young
  • Arcade Fire
  • Band of Horses
  • Pearl Jam
  • Soundgarden
  • Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Bon Jovi
  • Tom Petty

Some that don't come close but I love anyway

  • The Allman Brothers Band
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • U2
  • The Police
  • The Clash
  • Def Leppard
  • The Grateful Dead
  • Santana
  • Fleetwood Mac
  • Janis Joplin
  • The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  • The Doors
  • Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
  • Iron Maiden
  • Billy Joel
  • REO Speedwagon
  • Faith No More
  • Poison
  • Alice Cooper
  • System of a Down

Some that I kinda like but are overrated

  • Blink-182 (Especially anything after Enema of the State)
  • Foo Fighters
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Beck
  • Rush
  • Radiohead
  • Stone Temple Pilots
  • Alice in Chains
  • Journey
  • Sex Pistols

My least favorite bands


  • Widespread Panic (Phish called, they want their music back.)
  • Linkin Park (They took the sounds of Faith No More and Beck and turned it into garbage.)
  • Nickelback (Chad Kroeger is basically an ugly, stupid, and tone-deaf Kurt Cobain. Also, pretty much Nickelback of Nirvana.)
  • Smashing Pumpkins (First you say you want to be next-gen Nirvana. Then you release what's supposed to be a 1990's The Wall. Are you stupid?! No wonder neither worked!)
  • Lady GaGa (Madonna on steroids with less than 1/4 the talent.)

Laughable excuses

  • Peter Frampton (Guy can't address audience for crap. Or play a guitar. Or sing. Or especially write songs!)
  • Fall Out Boy (Dead on Arrival huh? Basically the way I wish this band was.)
  • Insane Clown Posse (I need not to explain.)
  • Panic! At the Disco (And I thought FOB couldn't get worse...)
  • Limp Bizkit (No. You're the reason Faith No More and Rage Against the Machine turned into Linkin Park and Shinedown.)
  • Justin Bieber (If I need to explain, there is no hope for you.)
  • Any Pop idol of today (Yeah...)


  • Joe Walsh (After his work with The Eagles... and now this...)
  • New Green Day (Why? Dookie, Warning, and American Idiot were awesome! Then you release 21st Century Breakdown...)
  • Bad Company (Not by any means a bad band. Just highly talked of. Way too highly talked of.)
  • ZZ Top (See above)
  • KISS (I hate them. A lot. WAY too much hype.)
  • Ted Nugent (Kinda gets to you after you realize he's trying too hard to be epic.)
  • Owl City (Wasn't really expecting much... but honestly, this?!)
  • Bruno Mars (Find someone who can play an instrument and write a song. If you found Bruno Mars, you haven't found someone who can play an instrument and write a song.)


Video Games

  • EarthBound/Mother Series
  • Kirby Series
  • Sonic Series
  • Mario Series
  • The Legend of Zelda Series
  • Donkey Konga
  • Donkey Kong Country
  • Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
  • Mario Sports Series
  • Mario Kart
  • Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
  • Guitar Hero
  • Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
  • Sly Cooper Series
  • Banjo-Kazooie
  • Tales of Symphonia
  • Paper Mario Series
  • Pokemon Series (To an extent)
  • Halo Series (Don't kill me)
  • Star Wars Games
  • Assassin's Creed


  • Sonic X
  • Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
  • Dragonball Z
  • Naruto
  • Pokemon (Only the old episodes and all the movies)
  • Soul Eater
  • School Rumble
  • Bleach

Movies (Live-Action)

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  • Ninja Assassin
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
  • Iron Man
  • Drillbit Taylor: Budget Bodyguard
  • Ghostbusters
  • All of the Star Wars Movies
  • All of the Indiana Jones movies (except the Crystal Skull one)
  • All of the Back to the Future movies
  • Pirate's of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Spider-Man
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Dragon Ball: Evolution (THIS WAS NOT A BAD MOVIE!!!!!)

Movies (Animated)

  • Monsters Inc.
  • Surf's Up
  • Up
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Megamind
  • The Incredibles
  • Despicable Me
  • All of the Toy Story Movies
  • Finding Nemo
  • All of the Shrek Movies
  • Both Madagascar Movies
  • Over the Hedge

Movies (Anime)

  • Spirited Away
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Kirby: Fright to the Finish
  • Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
  • Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
  • Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker
  • Pokemon: Rise of Darkrai
  • Pokemon Heroes
  • All the Dragon Ball movies
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