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Yes, this is an actual roleplay. You are not on drugs, this is real. WAKE UP AND SEE THAT THIS IS REAL!!!

Overview

This has no specific plot. MAKE STUFF UP AS YOU GO ALONG, PEOPLES!

Rules

  • Swearing should be censored. (Damn, hell, ass/arse, and crap are exceptions.)
  • Keep everything you write PG-13 rated at WORST.
  • You can include cannon characters and characters from other fandoms.
  • No Rule 34 stuff. Kissing, hugging, and flirtation is okay.
  • Minimal smoking/drinking is okay.
  • You can include real people.
  • Be as silly as you can.
  • HAVE FUN!

Characters Included

Speedyblue-A SFW user.

Speedy the Fox-Speedyblue’s fursona. (Speedyblue)

Wikikinetic-Another SFW user.

GothicBandicoot-Yet ANOTHER SFW user...

The Twiceler-A Lorax OC (This one is not specific to any user. Anyone can use him.)

Speedy’s Cousin-No, not the one that likes memes. The one that is constantly playing Destiny.

Skyblade743-Another SFW user who is seriously questioning his life choices at this point.

Rosebud-Okay, finally an character who isn’t a fursona or user! (Speedyblue)

Platinum-Silver’s...ancestor? (Speedyblue)

Guest Stars

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Gotta Go Fast!
  • Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Rapper...?
  • The Tick (The Tick)-THAT’S JUST WRONG!
  • Miles “Tails” Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)-I can be as cool as Sonic if I believed in myself!
  • Parappa (Parappa the Rapper)-I GOTTA BELIEVE!
  • Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)-Wants to kick Guh-nasty Guh-norc's butt...again.
  • Megurine Luka (Vocaloid)-Wants you to Go Google It.
  • Camui Gakupo (Vocaloid)-Always Googles it. [Is that the correct way to write it?]
  • Osana Najimi (Yandere Simulator)-BAKA!
  • Hastune Miku (Vocaloid)-Suffers from multiple personality disorder.
  • Kasane Teto (UTAU)-You are indeed stupid.
  • The Onceler (The Lorax)-HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE?!
  • WatchMojo-Some YouTubers that are running out of ideas.
  • Young Garmadon (Ninjago)-One of the Ninja's greatest enemies. But here, he's young and still a good guy. Great!
  • Young Wu (Ninjago)-Sensei Wu, the Ninja team leader...when he's young and inexperienced. Not as great.
  • Paddington Bear (Paddington)-Please look after this bear.
  • Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Chaos Control!
  • Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)-I wish I was popular...
  • Infinite (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Edgyyyyyyy!
  • Kaito (Vocaloid)-I get shipped with everyone!
  • Meiko (Vocaloid)-Although Kaito belongs to me.
  • Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)-HE'S BATMAN.
  • Superman (The Lego Batman Movie)-READYYYYYYY? FIGHT! [Against Batman]
  • The Joker (The Lego Batman Movie)-Batman's arch-nemesis...even though Batman thinks that it's Superman.
  • Taehyung (BTS)-Did you see my bag?
  • Jungkook (Also from BTS)-No. Did you see my bag?
  • Coldsteel the Hedgehog (I’m not exactly sure...)-Pssssh.
  • Michael Jordan-Stop it. Get some help.
  • YOHIOloid (Vocaloid)-Japanese grammar...sad.
  • Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid)-Okay. This one REALLY suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder.
  • Kagamine Len (Vocaloid)-I appeared in all the roleplays so far!
  • Boom Knuckles (Sonic Boom)-Idiot.

Memes Included

  • NO ONE STOPS KNUCKLES FEET!
  • I gotta believe!
  • Anything from the Lorax
  • Infinite’s the edgiest!
  • Find Taehyung’s bag
  • Psssssh. Nothing personal kid.
  • Stop it. Get some help.

Participants

  • Speedyblue
  • Wikikinetic
  • GothicBandicoot
  • Skyblade743

Chapter 1: Please Be Online!

(Speedyblue is checking the Recently Edited page.)

Speedyblue: Refresh. Refresh. REFRESH.

Speedy the Fox: What are you doing?

Speedyblue: R e f r e s h. REFRESH!

Sonic: These people can’t edit like me! I’m not only the fastest runner, but also the fastest editor!

Knuckles: (Rapping) No one’s editing, I don’t know what.[1]

(Speedyblue receives an email.)

Knuckles: (Continues rapping) Someone’s editing but I don’t know who![1]

Speedy the Fox: (Rapping) Someone’s editing more and more![1]

Wikikinetic: (Rapping) NO ONE STOPS WIKI'S FEAT![1] *claps*

Speedyblue: (Rapping) W-I-K-I-K-I-N-E-T-I-C. Was born for a lifetime on...er...[1]

Speedy the Fox: That’s not important.

Wikikinetic: (Rapping) My duty's to protect Master Emerald diamond.[1] (Stops rapping) Wait, emerald diamond?

Wikikinetic and The Tick: But that's just wrong![2]

Speedyblue: (Rapping) Hold the climate, he’s searching for shining.[1] (Stops rapping) Nope, nope.

GothicBandicoot: The heck?

Speedyblue: Um...SA2 nostalgia? And besides, Knuckles kept rapping in the last roleplay.[3]

Sonic: (Singing) IT DOESN’T MATTER, NOW WHAT HAPPENS![4]

GothicBandicoot: Yeah, yeah. You'll never give up the fight, as long as the voice inside drive you to run and fight.[4]

Sonic: (Continues singing) IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO IS WRONG AND WHO IS RIGHT![4]

Tails: Oh! Can I go next? (Singing) I will believe in myself![5]

Parappa: I gotta believe![6]

Speedyblue: Oh, PlayStation! You brought us the wonderful things of the 90’s![7] Oh, wait. I wasn’t alive...

Spyro: Yeah, well, Parappa isn't getting a remaster.[8]

(Speedyblue starts laughing)

Speedyblue: You’re serious, right? He got one TWO YEARS AGO![8]

Spyro: ...oh.

GothicBandicoot: Man, Spyro. You've been living under a rock.

Speedyblue: Don’t worry, the remaster sucks anyway. 61 for the remaster, 92 for the original on Metacritic.[9] Oh, well. It’s out of print, anyway.

Tails: AHEM! I was SINGING! (Singing) I will believe in myself![5]

Knuckles: (Singing) Won't rely on others![10]

Tails: (Glares at Knuckles) This is my song![10]

Knuckles: (Singing) I will not surrender![10]

Spyro: I wish I had a vocal theme song...

Speedyblue: WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN! I guess I have to Google it, since I don’t keep up with Spyro...

Luka: JUST GOOGLE IT![11]

Speedyblue: (Is shook) Damn, Luka. You don’t have to shout at me.

Spyro: Hm...

Speedy the Fox: WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME GOOGLING IF SOMEONE LIKES EGGPLANT, GAKUPO?![11]

Gakupo: Because...she’s my friend.

Speedyblue: And what kind of friend would tell you to “Go Google It”?[11]

Speedy the Fox: The Tsundere?

Osana: BAKA![12]

Miku and Teto: Baka, baka, baka![13]

Speedyblue: What?

Chapter 2: How Ba~a~a~ad Can I Be?

The Onceler: (Rap-Singing? [Is that what you call it?]) I’m just doing what comes naturally!

The Twiceler: Why naturally? Trees are natural, you’re cutting them down. That isn’t natural. The world would become mechanical.

Speedyblue: Hey! We got some people actually thinking!

Speedy the Fox: You’re always thinking, stupid.

Osana: WHY DID YOU CALL ME THE SOURCE OF BAKA, WIKI?! I DIDN’T INVENT THE WORD, BAKA!

Speedyblue: But you made it popular with English speakers like me!

Miku: Baka, baka, baka! That’s fun to say! Baka!

Osana and Miku: BAKAAAAAAAA!

The Onceler: MY BROTHER RUINS EVERYTHING! (Continues rap-singing) How ba~a~a~ad can I be? I’m just following my destiny!

(Speedy’s cousin is now seen playing Destiny.)

Speedy’s Cousin: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!1!!1!!1

(Suddenly, a WatchMojo video starts playing.)[14]

WatchMojo: Yeah, the adventure was great, but hooooooo, what a crappy story![14]

Speedyblue: How to trigger my cousin, fast forward a little bit.

(WatchMojo’s speech is now fast-forwarded.)

Speedyblue: Aaaaaaaaaand, stop.

(WatchMojo’s speech is now slowed down.)

Watchmojo: Number 7: Destiny.[14]

(Speedy’s cousin looks up)

Speedy’s Cousin: Destiny does not have a bad story. Destiny does not have a bad story! DESTINY DOES NOT HAVE A BAD STORY!!!!!!!!

Speedyblue: Look, the mature and oldest member of our clan is getting mad.

(If you’re wondering, I believe his real life reaction would just be “Alright. Your opinion.”)

Skyblade: Is this Destiny thing a running gag or something?

Speedyblue: Nope! He just really loves Destiny!

Speedy the Fox: It’s his favorite game!

Speedyblue: That’s correct!

The Onceler: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, BROTHER! EVERYTHING~!

Young Garmadon: Indeed, brother. And they have all the needles![15]

Jay: THAT MAKES NO SENSE![16]

Young Wu: And he's not your brother, I am!

Young Garmadon: I never said that Jay was your brother!

(Paddington gives all of them one of his hardest stares ever)[17]

Speedyblue: I am not looking after this bear...[17]

Speedy the Fox: But he’s nice!

Watchmojo: Welcome to Watchmojo.Com, and today we’re counting down the Top Ten Anime Betrayals.

Speedyblue: (*☻-☻*) HOW IS THAT AN ANIME BETRAYAL?!

Watchmojo: Shhhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone.

Chapter 3: Sawnikkkkkkkkk

Speedyblue: (Singing) Go go go go go go go! Gotta go fast! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster faster faster faster faster![18]

Sonic: 4KIDS, WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST DO SONIC DRIVE IN ENGLISH?! IS IT TOO JAPANESE?! Oh, wait. I think a character on the wiki says that way too often...[19]

Speedy the Fox: You think?!

Miku: “Too Japanese” is very racist. Very, very, very racist. I’m Japanese, so I should know.

Teto: I’M JAPANESE, TOO AND THE WORDS “TOO JAPANESE” ARE VERY RACIST!

The Onceler: And I can be an anime villian! (Starts singing How Bad Can I Be in Japanese)

Miku: Comparing everything relating to Japan to anime is also racist.

Watchmojo: WELCOME TO WATCHMOJO.COM AND TODAY WE’LL BE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP TEN MOST SAVAGE ANIME VILLIANS!

Speedyblue: You’re running out of ideas!

Watchmojo: And you’re...I can’t make a comeback can I?

Everyone Else: NOPE!

Speedyblue: And we are not watching The Bolt to E3! EVER! Uhhhhh, Live and Learn?[20]

Sonic: (Singing) HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW![20] (Is unable to hang on any longer and falls off)

Skyblade: Wow. That's a long fall. Fitting considering the state of the franchise.

Sonic: (While falling) Whyyyyyyy me?! WHY CAN’T IT BE CRASH BANDICOOT?! HECK, EVEN SPYRO OR EVEN PARAPPA!

Speedy the Fox: NEVER FEAR THE FALL! (Singing) In this world~![21]

(And Sonic didn’t die...yet. He's still got 30 minutes till he hits the ground.)

Vendeta Blue: (Teleports in with Crash Bandicoot, Spyro and Parappa the Rapper) As requested. My creator.

Skyblade: Thanks Blue. (throws Crash, Spyro and Parappa over the cliff)

Vendeta Blue: My pleasure. Do you. Have any. Other requests?

Skyblade: Go kill Vendeta for me. That's what you always do, right?

Vendeta Blue: As you wish. (Vanishes)

Wikikinetic: Oh no! (Places a large beanbag under the characters who fell off the cliff. They bounce off of the bag, but then disappear in a large burst of flame in mid-air.)

Goku: AAAH. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAH.[22]

Wikikinetic: Oh no. Now we got Goku angry.

Goku: AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAH.[22]

(Wikikinetic looks helplessly at the other members of the roleplay)

Speedyblue: Why did you do that? Spyro could’ve took everyone back up.

Parappa: It’s okay! Because we believed![6]

Speedy the Fox: Now believe that you aren’t paper thin.

Parappa: You know my name is a play on words. Japanese word for paper thin.

Speedyblue: (Uses Google Translate) Either you’re wrong, or Google Translate is just being stupid.

Parappa: I think it’s the latter. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE![6]

Speedy the Fox: Don’t start rapping...

Goku: AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAH.[22]

Wikikinetic: What, he's still yelling?

Wikikinetic: Yeah! He does that for two minutes!

Wikikinetic: Since when have there been two of you?

Wikikinetic: Since when have there been two of you?

Goku: AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAH.[22]

Wikikinetic: Shut up, Goku. Shadow, can you make him shut up?

Shadow: My pleasure. Chaos...Control!

(Goku disappears)

Wikikinetic: That's not how Chaos Control works.

Shadow: Chaos Control!

(Wikikinetic disappears, or, if there are two Wikikinetics, both of them disappear.)

Speedyblue: Wiki has an identical twin?!

Speedy the Fox: YEAH! AN IDENTICAL TWIN! ISN’T THAT COOL?!

Speedyblue: No.

Silver: Uncool like me.

Platinum: Silver, are you my descendant?

Rosebud: So we got married, had kids, and about 200 years later, they gave birth to Silver!

Platinum: I think the getting married and having kids part is accurate.

Silver: Hey! Only I can predict the future![23] And as far as I can tell, you are not my ancestors.

Rosebud: Hmmm. It was worth trying.

Wikikinetic: But the thing is that we still control the past![23] So, Silver, you are powerless to stop Platinum and Rosebud from becoming your ancestors.

Silver: That's not fair! You know what? I'm going to change the future with my own hands![24]

Shadow: It's useless to resist. Your efforts will be wasted.[25]

Silver: Oh yeah? Come at me, bro! I'm your...Chaos...ite.[26] That didn't work out very well, did it?

Rosebud: Nope!

Infinite: I’m the tallest of mountains...![27]

Shadow: It’s not worth trying. It just isn’t. You’re too weak![28]

Infinite: I AM NOT WEAK![28] STOP CALLING ME WEAK OR YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!

Sonic: ...that just got violent.

Silver: Ditto.

Speedyblue: Speaking of Sonic Forces, maybe we can make a parody of it! SFW Forces![29]

Speedy the Fox: What the hell, Speedy?

Speedyblue: Don’t worry, it’ll be good! But, we’ll wait until this roleplay ends.

Sonic: I wish you could give the Avatar a name...

Speedyblue: I call him Buddy!

(Sonic gags due to the idea of that name.)

Sonic: Let’s just call him Avatar for now.

Speedyblue: Until SFW Forces, right?[29]

Sonic: (Facepalm) Sure, why not?

Speedyblue: SFW Forces it is![29]

Speedy the Fox: Uuuuuuuuugh. I am just...astonished by how stupid that is.

Speedyblue: At least it’s not as stupid as the Tetris Trilogy! Yeah, I said it. They’re making a trilogy of TETRIS MOVIES! TETRIS!!!

Skyblade: I guess you could call them...blockbusters.

Vendeta Blue: (Teleports in, grabs Skyblade and teleports out).

Speedyblue: That...wasn’t funny. At all.

Sonic: Instead of watching the Tetris Trilogy, why not watch my movie? It’s coming out next year!

Speedyblue: But aren’t most video game movies awful?

Speedy the Fox: Directors need to get a girlfriend...or a boyfriend, if a straight female.

(Insert stock laugh track here.)

Speedyblue: NOT FUNNY!

Speedy the Fox: Yeah, I know.

Chapter 4: Miiverse for the Switch!

(I know that’ll never happen.)

Reggie Fils Aimé: Are you tired that you don’t get to message your friends on your Switch? Do you want to talk to them outside of the game? WELL, WE PRESENT TO YOU, MIIVERSE: NINTENDO SWITCH EDITION!

Speedyblue: Nooooooo! Now we have to read pointless posts all over again![30]

Speedy the Fox: (Posts “I hate my life” on Miiverse)

(Speedy sees her fursona’s post)

Speedyblue: That’s accurate. Reallllly accurate.

Sonic: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME ON MIIVERSE?![30]

Speedyblue: Because they’re Nintendo Fanboys.

Sonic: D-d-d-does anyone want to play Sonic Mania? No pressure.[31] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Speedyblue: Oh no...

Shadow: Let me press this button.[31] (Presses a button. Nothing happens) Damn it! This doesn’t work!

Sonic: Stop saying “damn”, Shadow. You have played way too much of your own game.[32]

Speedy the Fox: (Singing) I see no hear no evil, black writings on the wall![33]

Speedyblue: Edgy!

Infinite: STOP SAYING THAT!

Shadow: Pathetic. I hope I never hear your pathetic words again.[28]

Infinite: I AM NOT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK![28]

Miku: (Singing) Po pi po pi po po pi po! Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii![34]

Silver: Stop screaming, blue haired girl!

Sonic: Did you even see her cosplay as me? She made me look...surprising attractive.

Speedyblue: I would’ve said「そのことで音の速さで幸運が回る。」[“Good luck rolling around at the speed of sound in that thing” in Japanese][35]

Speedy the Fox: Being addicted to Vocaloid has really paid off, hasn’t it?

Speedyblue: Yes.

Silver: What’s a Vocaloid?

Speedyblue: You live in the future, shouldn’t you know?

(Silver shakes his head)

Miku: We can sing!

Silver: Oh, alright.

Miku: In different languages, too! I can speak Japanese, English, and Chinese!

Silver: Impressive!

Miku: Arigato!

Vendeta Blue: (Teleports in with Skyblade and then teleports out again)

Skyblade: HE MADE ME PLAY SONIC BOOM RISE OF LYRIC FOR 2 HOURS! (Starts weeping)

Speedy the Fox: Not THAT bad game!

Speedyblue: I would’ve done the same to Rosebud.

Rosebud: What?! Why me?!

Speedyblue: Because I hate you.

Rosebud: Hmmm. That makes sense.

Speedy the Fox: Why are you doing this, Blue?

Speedyblue: Me?

Speedy the Fox: (Facepalm) Ugh! Never mind...

Speedyblue: Well...I LOVE YOU SENPIA![36]

Miku: You mean senpai, right? (Blushes) I get shipped with everyone. EVEN KAITO!

Kaito: Although it’s kinda gross. Remember, you’re only 16...

Meiko: Nope! He’s mine!

Luka: What?! But...I loved him, too.

Gakupo: But I love you!

(The Vocaloids pointlessly argue.)

Speedyblue: And that is why I don’t watch anime!

Chapter 5: An Unfunny Yolk

Speedyblue: Hey! Why do people ship Knuckles with Blaze?

Everyone: I don’t know. Why?

Speedyblue: BECAUSE THEY’RE MARRIED!

Everyone: What?

Speedyblue: You see, in real life, their voice providers are married.[37] It’s supposed to be funny!

Speedy the Fox: Aha! I get it now! It’s not funny. Don’t quit your day job.

Shadow: And don’t show your pathetic jokes around me.[28]

Infinite: I AM NOT...[28] wait, this doesn’t apply to me, does it?

Shadow: No. Not at all.

Infinite: Good. I’M THE TALLEST OF MOUNTAINS![27]

(Suddenly, Batman appears!)

Batman: I'M BATMAN.

Silver: What? That's irrelevant!

Knuckles: That's why it's in Sonic Boom![38]

Silver: Whaaat...it's not in Sonic Boom!

Knuckles: Someday it'll be in Sonic Boom, just you wait!

Batman: And you've all forgotten about HOW EDGY I AM. I just showed up to be an edgy character,[39] and you are not properly utilizing my edginess!

Infinite: NO! I'M THE EDGIEST![40]

Batman. I'm the edgiest.

Infinite: I'm the edgiest!

Batman: I'm the edgiest.

Infinite: I'M THE EDGIEST!

Shadow: Hmph. Pathetic.[28]

Infinite: I AM NOT WEEEEAK![28]

Batman: Come at me, bro! I’m your kryptonite.[26]

Superman: No u.

Batman: You’re my greatest enemy...[41]

Joker: SUPERMAN ISN’T A BAD GUY![41]

Batman: Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people[41]

Infinite: Like me! Cause I'm the edgiest! (Rapping) I am the tallest of mountains, I am the roughest of waves—[27]

Batman: (Blows raspberry)[41]

Shadow: Would all of you just SHUT UP?! I’m the ORIGINAL edgelord.

Infinite: I...AM...NOT...[28]

(Everyone sighs)

Everyone: Weak.[28] You can continue your rap.

Infinite: (Rapping) I’m the toughest of terrors, I am the darkest of days![27]

Shadow: That technically applies to me. I don’t understand you. But at least you speak English. Unlike some popstars that Speedy is obsessed with...

Taehyung: Did you see my bag?[42]

Jungkook: Did you see my bag?[42]

Shadow: ...no.

Speedyblue: What color is it?

Jungkook: IT’S HELLA TROPHIES AND IT’S HELLA THICK![42]

Speedyblue: That doesn’t answer my question.

Speedy the Fox: Can I have your autograph?

Speedyblue: No. I’ll never let you get an autograph...at least not an autograph from two kids.

Sonic: At least they’re older than you!

Silver: How old are you two anyway?

Jungkook: 20.

Taehyung: 22.

Speedyblue: Oh...you’re of legal age. At least, in South Korea...

Sonic: That’s far from a kid!

Taehyung: (In Engrish) Oh no.

Jungkook: What?

Taehyung: (In Engrish) We actually lost the bag!

Shadow: Of course you did. Wait...then what is the bag in question?

Speedyblue: Bag is a codeword for accomplishments.

Shadow: Why a bag?

Infinite: (Rapping) I’m the last one that’s standing, don’t try and stand in my way![27]

Speedyblue: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

Chapter 6: To Infinity and Beyond!

Infinite: My name’s in the title of this chapter!

Speedyblue: Naah. Not really.

Infinite: (Rapping) Cause I’ve been up against better, just take a look at my face![27]

Speedyblue: No.

Infinite: I’M THE EDGIEST!

Speedyblue: Still no.

Infinite: I’m not weak...?[28]

Speedyblue: Shut up, before I rip the Phantom Ruby out of your chest and destroy it.

Infinite: But you can’t do that, because I’m the edigest! You said so.

Speedyblue: I don’t care! Batman is the edgiest!

Batman: I’m the edgiest!

Infinite: I ALREADY PROVED THAT I AM THE...

Eggman: (Singing) I am the Eggman! That’s what I am! I am the Eggman! I got the master plan![43]

Infinite: Master, I failed you.

(Recent edit by Wikikinetic!)[18]

Watchmojo: Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and we’ll be counting down the top ten SFW pages!

Speedyblue: Hey, Wiki. I found something. Did you ever notice that your profile pic looks kinda like the WatchMojo logo...?

Wikikinetic: What does the WatchMojo logo look like? (Looks up WatchMojo on YouTube) Ah, I see. It's a cyan smiley-face...on a black background...so, sure, they're going to be similar, right?

Infinite: Nuh-uh, you don't get to be passive-agressive. That's my thing.

Shadow: No, you're the "edgiest edgelord". Psssh. Weak.[28]

Infinite: I AM NOT WEEEEAAAAAK![28]

Wikikinetic: And "Psssh" is Coldsteel's thing.[44]

Coldsteel: Psssh...nothin' personnel...kid...[44]

Wikikinetic: Who are you calling a kid?[45]

Coldsteel: I'm callin' you a kid.[45]

Wikikinetic: Who are you calling a kid?

Coldsteel: Yeah, I'm callin'[45]—(Wikikinetic gives Coldsteel one of his hardest stares ever)[17][45] I'm callin' you a kid, but it's nothin' personnel...psssh...[44][45]

Speedyblue: How’s Kevin been?

Speedy the Fox: Who’s Kevin?

Speedyblue: That guy he hates from school.[44]

(Coldsteel starts saying various swear words)[44]

Speedyblue: Holy crap! Your swearing is so offensive!

(Coldsteel says more swear words)[44]

Shadow: WHERE’S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD?![46]

Speedy the Fox: ...your mom.

Shadow: WHO THE HELL IS MY MOM?!

Speedyblue: That was never confirmed...

Shadow: WHO IS MY MOM?!

Speedy the Fox: Black Doom?

Speedyblue: Guys can be moms...?

Speedy the Fox: They can if...never mind, I shouldn’t say.

Speedyblue: Tsk, tsk.

Coldsteel: Pssssssh.

Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.[47]

Coldsteel: No u.

Speedyblue: You know, I’m just gonna dance...in a few hours. I’m waiting til night.

Speedy the Fox: Okay. Go do your thing. You be you.

Chapter 7: Speedy’s Dance Craze

(Speedy walks into a room, where there seems to be a party going on. Many of the guest stars are dancing, Miku is singing, and Kaito is behind the turntables [deciding to rap occasionally.])

Speedyblue: I guess I’m not alone...

Miku: (Singing) Ohedo Julia Night! The legendary dance site! Queen of the night, the instinct goes bloom! Scattered by sunrise![48]

Speedyblue: Beautiful...sounds just like a human. Kudos to Mitchie!

Miku: (Singing) Ohedo Julia Night![48]

Kaito: (Rapping) DJ![48]

Miku: (Singing) T99 rocking the floor![48]

Kaito: Anastasia...[48]

(The song suddenly stops)

Speedyblue: Even in English, I still don’t understand some of these lyrics.

Luka: (Rapping) L to the U to the K to the A![49]

Speedyblue: (Checks the English lyrics on Vocaloid wikia)[49] English lyrics still don’t make sense.

Speedy the Fox: Who cares?! Let’s dance!

Miku: (Singing) Dance like in your dreams![48]

Speedyblue: That doesn’t even make GRAMMATICAL SENSE! Japanese people need to get it straight.

YOHIOloid: It’s worse for me! I’m the only Japanese Vocaloid that spoke English as a first language!

Luka: Ahem!

YOHIOloid: YOU DON’T COUNT, BECAUSE YOU WERE ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAPANESE!

Miku: Hey! I was originally gonna have an English voicebank, but I didn’t get one until Vocaloid 3!

Rin and Len: And we didn’t get ours until Vocaloid 4!

Speedyblue: Stop fighting! All of you! Just get along and make an anime! Okay?!

Len: And our English voicebanks are awful anyway!

Speedyblue: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! MAKE ME AN ANIME!

Rin: But...we have no distinctive personality.

Speedyblue: MAKE A DISTINCTIVE PERSONALITY!

Speedy the Fox: Uh...I don’t think that you can make your own personality...

Speedyblue: But Vocaloid producers can!

Speedy the Fox: You’re making no sense. And you should be having your dance craze by now...

(The music suddenly comes back on, and Speedy starts having her dance craze.)

Speedy the Fox: You can’t dance. I’m out. (Leaves)

(All the lights that were off turn back on)

Speedyblue: That just...killed the vibe.

Miku: I give up.

Teto: You’ll stop singing? Are you done? Are you through? Are you just sick of it all?[50]

Miku: Yes.

Speedyblue: And I’ll quit writing! (Throws a giant pen across the room) My own randomness is getting out of hand!

Wikikinetic: Does that mean that...this roleplay...is dead? But...who could have done that to—[51]

Knuckles: FOR GOD'S SAKE, WIKI, SHUT UP![51]

Wikikinetic: That was—

Silver: Don't even bother telling him. It's no use![52]

(The pen makes a hole in the wall)

Miku: Oh cool! A hole! Now I can sing a song about depression and fall through it! (Singing) Mou ikkai! Mou ikkai![53] (Continues singing after she falls)

Rin: And I thought I had multiple personality disorder...

Speedyblue: One of those days.

(The pen now starts writing random words)

Wikikinetic: Oh look, the pen is writing in black ink! Hey, Shadow, ready to roll?

(Shadow glares at Wikikinetic)

Wikikinetic: All right, let's do this! (Sings) I see no, hear no evil! Black writings on the wall! Unleashed a million faces, and one by one they fall![33]

Shadow: Hmph. Weak. Don't show your pathetic theme songs around me again.[28]

Wikikinetic: (Stares at Shadow) But Shadow, it's your theme song...

Sonic: IT DOESN'T MATTER![4]

Speedyblue: YES IT DOES! YOU KNOW NOTHING, SONIC!

(Kagamine Len’s eyes get huge. Again.)[54]

Speedyblue: NOT YOU, LEN!

Rin: WHY ARE YOU SO EMOTIONAL?! ARE YOU MY BROTHER, MY BOYFRIEND?! MY CLONE?!

Len: That...wasn’t confirmed.

Sonic: Try telling that to Boom Knuckles.

Boom Knuckles: What?

Sonic: Say something stupid.

Boom Knuckles: Something stupid.

Sonic: You see?!

Osana: BAKA![12]

Chapter 8: Split Splat

Speedyblue: (Singing) Splat! Splat! You’re a kid now! You’re a squid now![55]

Speedy the Fox: I’m not a kid, or a squid.

Speedyblue: I wasn’t referring to you! Splatatatatatatatatata Splatoon![55]

Speedy the Fox: Why me? (Randomly starts laughing)

Speedyblue: You do realize that you are laughing at nothing...right?[56]

Speedy the Fox: What’s a Japanese?[56]

(All the Japanese Vocaloids get triggered.)

Miku: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT STUPID QUESTION?! THAT IS AN INSULT TO US JAPANESE!

Speedyblue: Yeah...

Speedy the Fox: Says the weeb.

Speedyblue: How DARE you!

(Quick! Mention a popular anime before it‘s too late!)

Speedyblue: SCREW IT! I HAVE SFW FORCES![29] GOODBYE, NOTHING! (Drops a piece of paper in the fire)

Wikikinetic: Wait, you're ending this? I guess we do have a new roleplay,[29] like you said...Well, if we're going to end this roleplay, let's do it properly. (Sings) This is the end of the roleplay, the end of the roleplay, Speedy called me up and told me that the roleplay was dead. It's almost all the way finished, how did you like it so far, this is the end of the Nothing roleplay![57] (Bows as the curtains close)

(The crowd cheers)

Speedyblue: Thank you, thank you! That’s our show for ya! Come back next episode for...wait what?! There IS no next episode?!

(The crowd cheers again as all the actors on stage disappear into particles of colored dust. The roleplay has ended and is officially archived.)

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 Unknown from M.E.: Sonic Adventure 2 (lyrics)
  2. The Tick, Episode 16: Armless But Not Harmless (13:36)
  3. Roleplay: Eggcellent
  4. 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 It Doesn't Matter (lyrics)
  5. 5.0 5.1 Believe In Myself: Sonic Adventure (lyrics)
  6. 6.0 6.1 6.2 I Gotta Believe
  7. PaRappa the Rapper on Wikipedia
  8. 8.0 8.1 PaRappa the Rapper Remastered on Wikipedia
  9. PaRappa the Rapper's Reception on Wikipedia
  10. 10.0 10.1 10.2 Unknown from M.E.: Sonic Adventure (lyrics)
  11. 11.0 11.1 11.2 Go Google It with Megurine Luka (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Sexually Suggestive Content)
  12. 12.0 12.1 Osana Najimi, the source of Baka
  13. Hatsune Miku Triple Baka
  14. 14.0 14.1 14.2 Top Ten Games With Bad Stories (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Graphic Violence and Mild Swearing)
  15. Ninjago Episode 74: Lost in Time
  16. LEGO Ninjago: Shadow of Ronin
  17. 17.0 17.1 17.2 Paddington Bear
  18. 18.0 18.1 Gotta Go Fast (lyrics)
  19. Madeline Schroeder on the Sonic Fanon Wiki
  20. 20.0 20.1 Live and Learn (lyrics)
  21. His World (lyrics)
  22. 22.0 22.1 22.2 22.3 Dragon Ball Z: Goku Super Saiyan Clip
  23. 23.0 23.1 Dreams of an Absolution (lyrics)
  24. Silver the Hedgehog
  25. Throw It All Away (lyrics)
  26. 26.0 26.1 The Lego Batman Movie Intro
  27. 27.0 27.1 27.2 27.3 27.4 27.5 Infinite (lyrics)
  28. 28.00 28.01 28.02 28.03 28.04 28.05 28.06 28.07 28.08 28.09 28.10 28.11 28.12 28.13 Sonic Forces: I Am Not Weak Clip
  29. 29.0 29.1 29.2 29.3 29.4 Roleplay:SFW Forces
  30. 30.0 30.1 Bad Miiverse Posts/Everyone on Miiverse Hates Sonic (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Sexually Suggestive Content)
  31. 31.0 31.1 No Pressure (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Blood and Gore)
  32. Controversy over Shadow the Hedgehog (game)
  33. 33.0 33.1 I Am... All Of Me (lyrics)
  34. PoPiPo
  35. Escape from the City (lyrics)
  36. I Love You Senpia
  37. The source for Knuckles's and Blaze's voice actors being married
  38. ERBOSH Battle 1: Knuckles vs Silver!
  39. The edit to this page (yes, this page) where Speedy requested that an edgelord be inserted
  40. The source for Infinite being the edgiest
  41. 41.0 41.1 41.2 41.3 The LEGO Batman Movie: Greatest Enemy Clip
  42. 42.0 42.1 42.2 Did You See My Bag?
  43. E.G.G.M.A.N. (lyrics)
  44. 44.0 44.1 44.2 44.3 44.4 44.5 Coldsteel the Hedgehog on Know Your Meme (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Bad Language)
  45. 45.0 45.1 45.2 45.3 45.4 Star Trek: The Original Series episode: A Piece of the Action on Wikiquote
  46. Shadow the Hedgehog: Damn Fourth Chaos Emerald Clip
  47. Stop It, Get Some Help
  48. 48.0 48.1 48.2 48.3 48.4 48.5 Ohedo Julia-Night (lyrics) (May Cause Problems Due To Inclusion Of Strobe Effects)
  49. 49.0 49.1 Ai Dee (lyrics)
  50. I'll Quit Singing
  51. 51.0 51.1 Knuckles' Chaotix: The Sonic Conspiracy: Part 3
  52. Sonic 2006: It's No Use Clip
  53. Rolling Girl
  54. Roleplay:Eggcellent!: Chapter 4
  55. 55.0 55.1 Splatoon - Squid Kid TV Commercial
  56. 56.0 56.1 The Lilac Saga: Pilot Season (Is Not Recommended for Audiences Under 13 Due to Mild Swearing)
  57. It's Garry Shandling's Show: Theme Song
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