The hilarious story of a Russian immigrant adjusting to life in the United States!
Nikolai the Hamster is a Russian soldier with a drinking problem. When the government starts going after him, he panics. Nikolai decides that he needs to emigrate from his country. However, he accidentally gets a plane ticket to the United States, and the last thing he wants is to live in a capitalist country. But it's too late to change the ticket, and he only has so much time to avoid the government. He boards a plane to New York City, where he quickly learns that things are very different than they were in Russia.
The government knows where Nikolai emigrated to, however, and they're relentless...
- No godmodding, powerplaying, etc.
- Swearing is fair game, but don't overdo it.
- No highly sexual content (sex).
- Don't go into too much detail with the gore.
- Fourth wall breaks and references are allowed.
- Paragraph format only.
(dont join pls this sucks)
Characters that are on Nikolai's side. They can be either heroes, anti-heroes, villains, or anti-villains; it doesn't matter, as long as they're defending Nikolai.
- Nikolai the Hamster (Okami)
- Lilac Wood (Speedy)
- Platinum Foehn (Speedy)
- Andy Wood (Speedy)
- Lilly Granger (Speedy)
- Roman Bellic
- Eddie Murphy
These characters frankly don't give a damn about anyone.
These characters are on the side of the Russian government. Again, alignment doesn't matter.
- The Russian Government
- Vladimir the Borzoi (Okami)
- Debyutantka (Speedy)
roman: (calls his cousin on da phone)