Voted Best Villain Character for Winter 2014! 
Voted Best Quote for Summer 2014! - "Every life is another book written by the same author. As for me, you'll find me in the library with a match, ready to burn them."
- —Hamaveck the Hateful
Red slited eyes Blood red coat Sharp teeth
Metallic skeleton
Hamaveck the Hateful is an inter/multi-dimensional creature resembling a purely black hedgehog in the Sonic universe. He was created along with Alfred the Ancient by The Insanitiston deviantart and is by far one of the most dangerous creature on Mobius. His first appearance in Sonic's universe was alongside Alfred causing havoc and destruction wherever he appeared in his search for the Chaos Emeralds, even though it was Alfred who especially desired them. After many battles and confrontations, Hamaveck was finally defeated and left without a physical body.
Hamaveck's only real relationship even approaching friendship or love while on Mobius has been with the Mobius counterpart/twin sister of Laina, Darka Marapore who loves Hamaveck completely and seems to be a perfect match for him in terms of true evilness.
History
Hamaveck originally came into being as an alternate personality that appeared in Alfred's mind after he suffered the loss of his great love when he was sixteen, driving him mad. Hamaveck embodied Alfred's rage, hatred and sadistic malice but over time, he came to be much more. Hamaveck began to lose his hatred of things and simply focused on the sadistic thrill it gave him to take and torture lives. Hamaveck, in Alfred's body when they were human, torched the school Alfred attended, taking himelf, his fellow students and teachers with it.
After their shared body died, somehow their seperate consciousnesses survived and managed to move into other universes at will. Although this newfound power was a gift for them, Hamaveck missed the physical pleasures of a corporal body and over a prelonged period of several hundred years while in his incorporale form, he managed to master anatomical manipulation, allowing him to manifest and create anything based on an anatomical structure which, considering the infinite possibilities of physics in alternate universes, was more limited than expected. Hamaveck then realized that he needed to keep Alfred in place so that he would only have to create one body and use Alfred's original "design" as a template.
Hamaveck managed to design a mental dimension that existed inside Alfred and Hamaveck's shared subconscious. In this new dimension, Hamaveck subjected Alfred through unimaginable torture, tearing his body apart again and again. Although the bodies weren't real, Alfred still felt every moment of the pain. Hamaveck also forced Alfred to experience the death of his love in a different way every day, praying on his uncertainty on how she had died to amuse himself, considering Alfred's pain to be "funny".
The two of them then began to traverse to alternate universes and realities, both for different reasons. Hamaveck was simply trying to find news ways of bringing pain to others for his own amusement, destroying whole planets in the process and leaving others in a state of perpetual pain and suffering. Alfred meanwhile was attempting to gain enough power to end himself and consequently, all the universes he and Hamaveck had visited in order to achieve a state of peace and end his own pain and suffering. Within that time, Hamaveck managed to develop an ability allowing him to absorb a large quantity of energy from any universe regardless of what state of physics the universe is in or what state the body he is in is. Using this newfound power that both he and Alfred shared, both Hamaveck and Alfred absorbed a great deal of energy, adapting stolen powers from other universes onto their dna before assimilating it into their bodies and returning the powers they had stolen, having no use for them after absorbing the copy onto their own bodies.
Seperation and betrayal
After years of torment and torture by Hamaveck's hands as well as a multitude of powers absorbed into their bodies, Alfred and Hamaveck eventually came into a universe populated by intelligent, walking, talking animals which coexisted with humans on a planet called Mobius. As per usual, their shared body adapted at once, taking on the form of a blonde fox when Alfred was the dominant personality and becoming a black hedgehog when Hamaveck was. As per the usual cycle, Hamaveck began looking for the nearest, greatest source of power in that universe and stumbled apon Chaos energy, aimly the Chaos Emeralds. Eager to use this power to achieve his image of peace, Alfred immediately searched for them with Hamaveck gladly tagging along, causing as much chaos and destruction as he could.
In the mean time, the heroes, and even villains of Mobius attempted to stop the two from achieving their goals and stopping them once and for all. Eggman attempted to create a prison for them only to be publically humiliated by Hamaveck. The military unit G.U.N. attempted to try and use the lunar cannon on the ARK ship on them only to have the blast redirected onto themselves, resulting in the ARK's destruction. While on their searched, Hamaveck observed Alfred getting close to a female hedgehog named Laina. He witnessed them bond to Hamaveck's dismay. He knew that if Alfred regained an intrest in life, he could rebel against Hamaveck and take the majority of the powers they had collected and would also leave Hamaveck without a body.
To prevent this, Hamaveck spent as much time as the dominant personality as possible in order to limit Laina's time with Alfred. He then came up with a plan to break Laina's faith in Alfred and to also torture Alfred even further. He forced Alfred to ask Laina for the final Chaos Emerald, saying it would help Alfred "bring peace" and ensure the stop to the destruction. While Hamaveck waited for the plan to come to fruition, he became acquianted with Laina's dark counterpart, Darka. With Darka trapped inside Laina's mind, he freed her and created a body for her to inhabit.The two became lovers with Darka being loyal to Hamaveck but Hamaveck only caring for Darka for the sake of his own pleasures.
After Laina gave in to her feelings and gave Alfred the emerald, Hamaveck used them to begin to tear the city of Mobotropolis apart and create a super form for himself, managing to easily defeat Sonic and his friends. However, Laina refused to give up on Alfred and reached out to him, telling him she loved him. This inspired Alfred into resisting Hamaveck's hold over him and allowed him to literally tear Hamaveck from himself, causing both of them extreme agony in the process. With his newfound freedom and power, Alfred managed to defeat Hamaveck and reduce him to a pile of black sludge drapped over a metallic exo-skeleton with his dark corrupted soul screeching out from his black heart.
Aftermath
After the battle, Hamaveck was taken away by Darka to Darka's former house where she revealed she had murdered the Laina version of Mobius and also explained that the Laina that Alfred and Hamaveck had met was from the anti-mobius version of reality. Darka then proceeded to nurse Hamaveck back to health, feeding him Chaos energy to allow him to restore a body to himself.
Hamaveck's powers had been torn away from him but he still retained a certain degree of abilities that he was unable to use in his deformed state. He was slowly rotting away from the inside but due to his almost total immortality, he would just keep rotting and decaying, being in a state of perpetual immobility and pain for eternity and then keep on going after the end of Sonic's universe, a final revenge on Alfred's part.
Plan for revival
Hellbent on payback, Hamaveck instructed Darka to retreive the Chaos Emeralds to refuel himself and allow himself to re-anatomize himself a new body. Darka managed to find four of the seven chaos emeralds as the Freedom Fighters were preoccupied with the invasion of Chaos Croc but was unable to obtain the final three as they were in the possession of G.U.N.
In a move of desperation, Darka captured Laina just after she had defeated Chaos Croc with Alfred and hypnotized her into wrecking the base and stealing the emeralds. Although this was successful, there were still two emeralds missing. Hamaveck deduced that Eggman must have one and instructed Darka to go after it, taking Laina, still hypnotized, with her. The two of them were captured however by Eggman's robots once they entered the fortress Eggman was using which he had stolen from Chaos Croc; Neo Robia. A mind control chip was implanted into Darka which broke the hypnotic hold she had over Laina who broke free and attempted to escape. Darka was instructed to kill her by Eggman who attempted to carry out the order, fighting Laina all the way through the metallic island. Eventually, Laina was defeated by Darka and Darka threw her body over the edge of the island where Alfred caught her and flew her back to shore.
In the meantime, Hamaveck established a mental link with Darka in order to force her to break the hypnotic control Eggman had over her. Due to his loss of power, this was increbily difficult to do and cost Hamaveck some Chaos Energy he was using to repair himself. Regardless, he managed to break through to Darka who snapped out of her trance, stole the Chaos Emerald and ransacked Eggman's base on the island, leaving the place open for an attack by Sonic and his friends.
Once Darka returned to Hamaveck with the emerald, he scolded her for being so careless as by letting herself get captured but thanked her for the sixth emerald none the less. Hamaveck began to get closer to reatomizing his entire physical form with the minor difference that he had lost half of his powers, which Alfred had obtained. All he needed was one more emerald, which was in the hands of the Army of Roses' leader Tibleam (created by nancher), a former mercenary of Dr Eggman and now ruler over her own personal revolutionary army.
Now with enough energy to be able to walk and fight, Hamaveck immediately went with Darka to the Army of Roses' fortress in order to secure the emerald. Having had to have fought against the Army's infantry single handedly without his usual powers, Hamaveck was exhausted by the time he reached the emerald's storage room and confronted Tibleam who fought against Darka while Hamaveck secured the emerald. The two then fled the scene, causing Tibleam to advance her Armies in retaliation against Hamaveck's attack.
While Tibleam advanced her assault on the city of Mobotropolis, Hamaveck remained passive and locked away as he continued to heal himself until he was fully reformed.
Hamaveck's revenge
After Tibleam had been subdued and imprisoned, Hamaveck began to form a new plan. Still obsessed with getting revenge on Alfred for what he did to him, he decided to destroy everything Alfred had grown attached to since seperating from Hamaveck and force him to rejoin to him. However, unable to simply destroy everything as he used to with the lack of power he had, Hamaveck was forced to be far more subtle and careful than before.
A plan formed in his mind whereby he'd corrupt and turn the Freedom Fighters against Alfred until he was forced to surrender to Hamaveck in order to defeat them. First on Hamaveck's list was the fangirl Amy Rose. Hamaveck knew she'd be easy to corrupt if given the right insentive, her love interest Sonic. He found her and forced her to see a vision of all the neglect she had suffered by Sonic's hand despite her pleas for acceptance over the years and offered her the chance to take Sonic for herself if she joined him.
Hurt by the truth Hamaveck had shown her and emotionally suseptable, Amy agreed and Hamaveck used his powers to corrupt her with his dark energy and turned her into a twisted, dark version of herself. After showing to himself that his powers were almost completely restored, Hamaveck went on to corrupt Blaze with thoughts of becoming accepted truly by her people and becoming their empress, Charmy with promises of wealth and candy, Vector by promising him extreme wealth, Knuckles by promising him the safety of the Master Emerald, Metal Sonic by reprogramming him, Shadow with thoughts of seeing Maria again and even Tails by threatening Sonic's safety.
With this new arsenal of corrupted heroes at his disposal, Hamaveck went on to use them to take over the ARK and begin firing the Ecplise Cannon at random cities across the globe. Due to Hamaveck having gifted his heroes with dark powers, they were sent to dispatch with any unwanted attention from G.U.N. or the Freedom Fighters and successfully corrupted a load of G.U.N. agents to fight for them as well as kidnapping Cream the Rabbit to use as leverage.
With Hamaveck destroying the foundations of the society Alfred now loved so much, he was forced to do something. He flew to the ARK, subduing any enemies along his way and fought his way to Hamaveck who was waiting for him. They fought furiously on the main deck with the dark Freedom Fighters pitching in on Hamaveck's team as well. Despite this, Alfred managed to defeat Hamaveck only for him to initiate a self destruct sequence he had planted in the corrupted heroes.
The dark energy he had given them had been deliberately designed so that it would kill the host when a signal was triggered and literally tear them apart from the inside out. Alfred, fearing their safety, used his Haos energy to carefully extract the dark energy inside them while Hamaveck fled to the Eclipse Cannon control room. Having successfully dealt with the dark energy inside the heroes, Alfred went to find Hamaveck. He found, to his horror, that Hamaveck had strapped Cream to the end of the Eclipse Cannon and was about to fire a full blast using the Chaos Emeralds he had collected to obliterate the planet.
Alfred once again fought him but couldn't stop the process. Frantically, Alfred flew to Cream's aid as the cannon was ready to fire with Hamaveck furiously chasing after him. Skillfully, Alfred managed to free Cream from the cannon and flee with her. Hamaveck however, was caught in the crosshairs of the cannon's blast and was seemingly totally obliterated. Alfred, having a temporal connection with him, felt the effects and fell into a coma, falling from the ARK down to Earth.
The Arrival of the Remnants
As the planet's governments regained control of Mobius, a search was initiated to try and find Alfred's body, with Laina at the front of the search team. They eventually found him in a crater in the Badlands and he was totally unconscious. Hamaveck's suposed destruction had had a psychological effect on him and had forced him into a coma. Laina and the others took him back to the main G.U.N. base for treatment but the doctors seemingly could do nothing.
Meanwhile, Darka wept for the loss of her love and hopelessly turned herself in and was sent to the maximum security prison in Mobotropolis. Her cell was alongside Tibleam and Chaos Croc's cell as well as being opposite Eggman's. What everyone was unaware of however was what had happened after Hamaveck's death. While Hamaveck's body had been totally obliterated, his spirit had survived but at a cost. It had been torn to shreds. Literally.
The various aspects of Hamaveck's personality had been split into various segmants and began to form their own bodies as they reached the nearest centre of gravity, Mobius, after the Ecplise Cannon's blast on Hamaveck in space. None of these new beings could remember their former life as Hamaveck but perfectly personified the various aspects of Hamaveck's personality they had been made out of.
For example, one of which, Risus Demens represented Hamaveck's sadistic happiness and pleasure from killing and torturing and so took the form of a mad fox with a jester costume. Another, Odium Omnes, represented Hamaveck's hatred for all living things which took the form of an angry echidna with immense strength. Another, Corrumpitur Anima, represents Hamaveck's ability to corrupt and manipulate all those around him and so takes the form of a female serpent seductress.
One thing all these "Remnants" had in common was pure jet black skin and slited red eyes, like Hamaveck.
Personality
"I think what it comes down to is that he enjoys watching people suffer because seeing them enjoy themselves, makes him suffer. He is the culmination of a lifetime of pain and misery, a caricature, a representation of the things we fear most inside ourselves: our hate. Because he's not insane. He's just bored."
-Alfred on Hamaveck's personality.
Hamaveck is characterized by his sheer ruthlessness and sadism towards other creatures and hasn't a speck of feelings for anyone or anything other than contempt and hatred. He doesn't care for anything in the slightest, not even a great deal for himself and most certainly not for his girlfriend Darka. Alfred described Hamaveck's uncaring nature as being almost like a child and that this originated from Hamaveck's initial creation as an alternate personality.
Hamaveck originally held all of Alfred's hatred and contempt for existance and also held Alfred's corrupted view of innocence at that time. Hamaveck grew to abandon his hatred and focused more on his sadistic pleasures. His childish nature is shown by his lack of understanding why people don't do the same as him and it is also shown by his uncaring for anything other than his own pleasures and desires much like a child cares only for trivial things such as sweets and video games.
Hamaveck's truly ruthless personality has been shown to frighten many of the other characters and even shock many of the villains e.g. Eggman describing his actions of attempting to destroy the planet to be truly evil. Also, his attempt to murder the innocent child Cream the Rabbit shocked everybody who witnesses it, that being most of the Freedom Fighters. Despite Hamaveck's ruthlessness however, he seems capable of showing a degree of compassion. An example of this is when he pitied Shadow the Hedgehog over his loss of Maria although this was most likely him trying to coax a reaction out of him rather than an actual show of genuine feeling.
Hamaveck also appears to have somewhat nihilistic tendencies that mirror Alfred's previous ones in a different way. As Alfred tried to find a way to end existence to bring himself peace, Hamaveck was seemingly on board with this idea but only to torment Alfred with noble thoughts of complete peace. Hamaveck has been shown to not especially desire the end of all things but simply the pain of all things before their end.
While Hamaveck's personality may be shown to be very childish and apathetic, almost senseless, Hamaveck has also been shown to be a very intelligent being. He manipulated Alfred for millenia while causing him such intense pain that he begged for death, causing him to seek out the end of existence. He also manipulated Shadow in a moment of weakness and exploited his desire for Maria back in his life in order to get him to assist him.
Hamaveck has also been shown to, intellectually at least, be perfectly aware that his kind of behaviour is wrong. He's admitted to being perfectly aware of how many lives he's made miserable and has also accepted just how dark and evil he himself is. In fact he almost seems to boast about it. He has been shown to be incredibly prideful of the fact that he can commit more terrible crimes and deeds than anyone else can and is very much against the idea of anyone ever attempting to prove themselves "up to his standard."
When questioned about what it was like inside Hamaveck's mind after she'd seen a glimpse of it, the spirit of the Master Emerald, Tikal, described it as being "like death. There was no limit. To him it's like anything could happen and it probably will. But there's more. After Alfred went mad, there was this crack in his and Hamaveck's mind and it was like Hamaveck had emptied out everything right down to the very centre of his being and he doesn't want that to ever stop. Ever."
Mannarisms
Hamaveck speaks with complete disregard to others, often swearing, speaking bluntly and casually throwing out insults mid conversation. He has no sense of manners or proper etiquette and can barely string a decently polite sentence together without it including at least one rude, offensive or insulting thing. This contrasts with Alfred's polite, dignified manner of speaking.
Relationships
Alfred
Alfred has been the subject of Hamaveck's brutality for eons
Hamaveck and Alfred share an incredibly complex and very dark relationship and have done since Hamaveck was made. The duo treat each other very differently for very different reasons due to their past and what they have done to each other. Hamaveck treats Alfred as a necessary irritation and is constantly trying to tear him down and turn him into something like himself while Alfred has tried his best to treat Hamaveck like a brother who strayed off a path of goodness.
Hamaveck's relationship with Alfred is strangely enough more compassionate than his relationship with Darka. While he and Darka simply seem to be together for each other's pleasure and satisfaction, Hamaveck seems to be mentally attached to Alfred, almost like torturing him for as long as he has done has become his own drug of choice. While he doesn't feel compassion or love for him (being incapable of doing it for anything) Hamaveck does feel a need to keep Alfred around yet he's not entirely sure why. He can't tell if he wants to torture Alfred or make him do the torturing.
Alfred and Hamaveck represent two different responses to tragedy and pain. Alfred represents a person who can go through Hell, reach his lowest point and manage to rise above it while Hamaveck represents a person who would sink to a low and be happy to stay there. Alfred can move along while Hamaveck is content to stay in his own little cycle of torture and bloodshed for eternity and stay ignorant and blissful in his sadism. For this reason, the both of them pity the other for not understanding their own viewpoints yet the both of them seem incapable of moving on from the other, in one way or another.
Darka
Hamaveck and his wife Darka
Hamaveck and Darka's relationship is warped to say the least. Darka loves Hamaveck. He only keeps her around for kicks. She is convinced he adores her yet he is constantly cruel and heartless towards her. She assures herself she can control him yet he constantly manages to worm his way into her heart and have his way with her and everyone else.
Darka is in many ways one of Hamaveck's most tragic victims yet one of his most potent weapons. As she is technically considered the sister of Laina, Darka is in a very serious position where she must sometimes choose whether to help him or her and more often than not, Hamaveck wins. Despite the constant abuse she receives from him, Darka eternally loves Hamaveck and eventually manages to build up a way of "keeping him on a leash" aka marrying him.
Powers and abilities
Hamaveck has absorbed a great deal of energy over the centuries and has been shown to have a great deal of abilities. One of the more miraculous of these is near total immortality as well as mastery of anatomical control although this requires a great deal of energy to acheive.
Anatomical Control: Hamaveck can constructed and deconstruct anything based on an anatomical structure, creating entire dimensions and bodies using this process. This process is limited however by the sheer infinte possibilities of physics in alternate universes and so he can only use this power in certain realities. It also requires a huge amount of energy that burns up very quickly once used.
Chains: Hamaveck possesses the ability to create long silver chains which protrude from his back, appearing to actually be part of his metallic skeleton. These chains have sharp spikes at the end of each and appear to be indestructable. The chains are his most used signature weapon and have been used by him in almost every physical combat he's been in.
Adapting: Hamaveck had managed to design the genetic makeup of his various bodies to be able to absorb and adapt new powers and abilities to them, allowing him to adapt to any surrounding environment he visits. It also allows him to be able to use any available power source he can find to fuel himself.
Chaos Powers: While in Sonic's universe, Hamaveck adapted the use of Chaos Energy to himself and managed to master use of it. He is capable of using Chaos Spears and Swords and can even use a limited degree of Chaos Control and the full degree of Chaos Blast.
Darkus energy: An opposition to Alfred Haos energy, Hamaveck uses this power to manipulate shadows into forming any object he wishes, including swords, spears etc. It also appears that Hamaveck has used this energy for so long that his spirit/soul is comprised of it. His actual spirit is comprised of a gaseous form of the energy and the flesh comprising the body is form by a more organic version of the energy. Using this energy, Hamaveck can also corrupt and twist others into following his commands and essentially turning them into an extended part of himself.
Combat
While Hamaveck spent hundreds of years gathering power and energising himself, he also spent time perfecting his own personal style of fighting to combat his enemies. While a proficient fighter, there appears to be very little pattern to his technique and seems to consist of random, unpredictable kicks, flips and punches. The basic premise to his technique is to overwhelm his opponent with random, unpredictable attacks so as to catch them off guard and beat them. He also utilizes his chains often and uses quick thrashes and stabs with them to wound his enemy or slam them into the opponent to unbalance them.
With Hamaveck's endurance of pain, he's also able to recover from hits from an opponent with ease and can often use it to his advantage, going along with the unbalance he suffered and then utilising it to turn it around on his enemy. Hamaveck is also not beyond using his power of flight to evade an enemy or use them to his advantage during a fight.
Forms
Dark Chaos Form
Hamaveck's main super form consists of him utilizing the full power of the Chaos Emeralds and being bathed in red flames and his body enlarging. His teeth grow to monstrous sizes and his nails sharpen themselves to points. His eyes also turn bone white and his wings emerge. He also sports an additional wing on the right side of his back, a large, bat-like wing that assists him in flight.
In this form, Hamaveck is capable of using perfect chaos energy and can destroy entire cities in a few short minutes if allowed. Hamaveck also seems to lose any sense on consciousness left and acts as a rabid dog, lashing out at everything around him and only communicating in loud shrieks and grunts like an animal.
Hamaveck is near completely invincible in this form and can take a barrage of gunfire without so much as a scratch. He is even more destructive as well, tearing though everything he sees without ever stopping.
Weaknesses
Hamaveck's weaknesses aren't very well known as he has been shown to be extremely difficult to kill or wound. However, Hamaveck's physical weaknesses do exist. They lie in his non-corporal form, hence the only way to render him physically unempowered is to force his spirit form, a large black shapeless mass resembling a large shadow, to seperate from his physical body. Once the spirit has been seperated, it's a lot easier to fight him off provided the fighter in question has the tools need to fight a non-corpral being. There are various ways of doing this:
Zodiac blade: A blade forged many years ago in a universe Hamaveck and Alfred once visited. When the blade pierces through the body and touches a person's soul or spirit, it forces the spirit to retreat out the body and flee as fast as it can.
The Deconstructor: A machine developed by Eggman to deatomize Hamaveck's physical structure and leave his spirit form without a body. This wasn't entirely effective as Hamaveck broke out the machine before the process could complete.
Spells: Certain magical spells can be used in certain universes to force Hamaveck or Alfred to leave the body he inhabits.
These methods have all been tried and some proven effective as a means of subduing Hamaveck yet no clear means of permanently killing him have shown themselve thus far. Hamaveck's ultimate weakness however lies in his sheer unbridled apathy for anything and everything. Due to him not caring at all for anything, even his own agenda and well-being, Hamaveck often leaves any mission he undertakes unfinished, having "gotten bored" of it before he completed it. This makes it fairly easy to get him to stop any mayhem he may be inflicting as long as one can pursade him it isn't entertaining him as much as something else could.
Image Gallery
Theme song(s)
Main Theme: Counting bodies like sheep - A Perfect Circle
Secondary Theme: The Carnival - Amanda Jenssen
Hamaveck and Darka:Creeping in my soul - Cryoshell
Hamaveck and Darka No. 2: Love the way you Lie - Nightcore
Whilst working with Alfred:They - Jem
Battle Theme: L'Oscurita dell'Ignoto - Yoko Shimomura
Mega Form Battle (1): Puppet Master - Chris Vrenna
Alfred Vs Hamaveck/Mega Form Battle (2): Enigmatic Soldier (Rage Awakened) - Yoko Shimomura
Final Battle (1): Sonera - Thomas Bergersen
Laina Vs Hamaveck: The Beast at our Door - Groove Addicts
Orchestral Theme: Twisted Nerve - Bernard Herrmann
Quotes
- "Darka, if I told you the full complexities of my destructive relationship with Alfred do you think you'd even begin to understand? No? Well shut it then."
- "Adam and Even weren't evil. They were just overlooking a rule. Evil is making the premeditated choice to be a dick."
- "I'm not insane! How dare you even suggest such a thing! I'm mearly... psychologically undermanaged."
- "Don't you dare call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that."
- "DIE!!!" Hamaveck before unleashing his special move.
- "Death is an unquantifiable abstract. Or to put it in ways you'll understand better, life's best holiday."
- "Burn..." Hamaveck in his super form before unleashing his special move.
- "How far are you willing to go to save him?" Hamaveck to Laina on Alfred.
- "I'm not Eggman. I would never have a moustache that retardedly big."
- "Oh please just kill yourself so I can have some proper fun. Go on. Please. PLEEEEEEEEEASE?!" Hamaveck to Alfred.
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently heading in the direction of the enormous eyesore that is Neo Robia. And I just thought I'd let you know that I. Am. BORRRRED!!!!!!" To the passengers of a G.U.N. plane he had hijacked.
- "Ok I'm in a world filled with walking talking animals and grotesquely oversized humans wanting to take over the world by turning everything into robots and I have a blue tinted hedgehog talking to me about making sense? Hmmm... there's irony in there somewhere...." Hamaveck meeting Sonic for the first time.
- "Strange. Eveywhere I go there's one dictator or another trying to take over the world. Must be a trend among parallel universes." After seeing Eggman's army.
- "The Mobotropolis Freedom Fighters. As useful as no smoking signs in college." After defeating the Freedom Fighters.
- "You know men like you have always fascinated me. You have talent but nobody sees it. Or at least that's how you feel. So you proceed to smash, bash and claw your way to power, not realizing that the people that already have it are always going to stop you. That's what people like me understand that men like you don't. People like me don't need a reason. We don't need an excuse. We do as we please because we want to. Because we feel good doing it. Because its in our nature. Men like you though, always need an excuse. Always need a reason as to why your doing it. That's why your strung up by your underwear and I'm giving you this badass speech." Hamaveck showing his magnificent bastardness.
- "I want to see you become like me. Imagine it. The crowds of loyal subjects bowing down, chanting hail Alfred the Ancient the Great Destroyer of Worlds."
"I'll do it!"
"Then prove yourself Alfie! What are you? Coward or Killer?!"