This is all the encounters with the merchant from resident evil 4 in the past, later on their meetings the Merchant gets relly ticked off at ET.
Meeting no.1[]
Merchant: Hello stranger.
ET: Im not a stranger, im ET.
Merchant: I got something you might be interested in.
Merchant shows the bunch of weapons.
ET: I'll take em all!
ET gives Merchant money.
Merchant: Good pick, stranger.
Merchant gives ET items
ET: Im not a stranger.
ET walks away with the purchased items.
Meeting no.2[]
Merchant: Hello stra-
ET: You mean ET?
Merchant: Yep. What will ya have?
ET: The usual, everything.
ET gives Merchant money.
Merchant: Ok stranger your creeping me out.
ET: And your creeping me out with (Merchant impression) stranger. Just gimme the stuff already.
Merchant:Ok here you go.
Merchant gives ET items.
ET: See ya! Be sure to restock before i come to you.
ET walks off with purchased items.
Merchant: He's gonna run me out of business.
Meeting no.3[]
Merchant: I have doubles this time so he cant buy all of it.
ET: All stuff please
Merchant: Stocks doubled, are you able to buy it?
ET: Yep.
ET hands over money.
Merchant: Wow that's quite a lot.
Merchant hands items.
ET: Well bye!
ET walks off with purchased items.
Leon Kennedy: Let me guess. Nothing
Merchant: Spot on, stranger.
Meeting no.4 (When Merchant gets ticked off)[]
ET: Hello! All your stuff please
ET hands over money
Merchant: ok str-aw forget this! Where are you getting all that loot!
ET: Profits.
Merchant: Profits from what?
ET is silent.
Merchant: Well?
ET: Profits out of you.
Merchant: How?
ET: i buy em, i sell em for higher price so im ripping you off and running you out of business.
Merchant shoots steam from ears and nose.
Merchant: How dare you rip me off! I worked hard for these guns!
ET: No you didn't i saw you sneaking into Umbrella corps and stealing the guns.
Merchant: I'LL KILL YOU!
Merchant gets 2 chainguns.
ET: How come you don't sell me that?
Merchant: Its my personal ones.
Merchant shoots ET but he gets away.
Merchant:NNNOOOOOO!! At least that Leon strangers gonna come.
10 hours later
Text appears from Leon Kennedy: Forget you im not shopping from your rubbish shop ever again.
Merchant does constant and loud swearing.
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