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Voted Best Joke Character for Winter 2014! 
Voted Best Joke Character for Spring 2014! 
<insert your name here> sure does look tasty today. 
— Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Corn Dog the Hedgehog is an American with too much freedom and also the hungriest thing alive (and secretly the fastest, but no one knows that). He has the power to eat absolutely anything with no limitations whatsoever. He's fifteen, immortal, and available.
Looks
Corn Dog's body is shaped...like a corn dog. His arms and legs look like sticks stuck to his body. He has abnormal hands, each with two thumbs and a finger. His eyes are mustard yellow with black pupils and his mouth is also mustard yellow. But the most important thing to note about Corn Dog's appearance is that...he's naked. However, he does sometimes wear a top hat with ketchup stains on it and a rip off of Sonic's gloves.
History
Once upon a time...a chef baked a legendary corn dog in his oven. However, the corn dog came to life (as a hedgehog, yes), ate the chef, and blamed Eggman for it. He then set off on an adventure to avenge his father's death.
Personality
He's nice, friendly, and hungry...very hungry...so very hungry...always hungry...hungry...hungry, hungry, hungry, HUNGRY...
Powers
Template:Fourstat Corn Dog has the power to eat anything...anything...ANYTHING! He can eat his way out of any situation...literally. Missed a date? Eat it. Can't find the remote? Eat it. Going on a diet? Eat it. He's always hungry and can eat endlessly. He also gains the powers of whatever he eats, allowing him to do literally anything.
He can also run faster than every character in the Sonic franchise combined, including himself. This basically means that every time he takes a single step, he causes reality to weep silently in the corner in a fetal position.
When he gets very hungry he transforms into Super Corn Dog with Fries!!! In this form he can eat the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
Weapons
- His stomach
Weaknesses
His only known weakness is starving to death, which is not possible since he can eat anything, even nothingness.
Relationships
Canon Meals
Breakfast
Sonic the Hedgehog
He ate him. Corn Dog sure does love fast food.
Miles "Tails" Prower
He ate him.
Amy Rose
He ate her.
Metal Sonic
He ate it.
Sticks the Badger
He ate her.
Lunch
Dr. Eggman
He ate him.
Knuckles the Echnidna
He ate him.
Espio the Chameleon
He ate him.
Cream the Rabbit
He ate her.
Omochao
He ate it. Told you he was a hero.
Dinner
Shadow the Hedgehog
He ate him, though he was later given a stomachache due to emo intensity.
The Master Emerald
He ate it.
Vector the Crocodile
He ate him.
Rouge the Bat
He ate her.
Charmy the Bee
He ate him.
Fanon Meals
Breakfast
Metal the Rogue
- "Too spicy. Gave me heartburn."
- —Corn Dog
Lunch
SparkleDeath the EchiWolf-DogJaguar
- "Unique, but could use more spice. Would definitely recommend to friends. "
- —Corn Dog
Barry the Badbleep
- "Absolutely perfect! The texture, the taste, everything was better than I expect- What? The food? Oh, it was terrible! I thought we were talking about the boots."
- —Corn Dog
Dinner
Heidi Rose
- "A most exquisite glass of wine. Has a sweet and refined taste that those of elite status are sure to enjoy. "
- —Corn Dog
Quotes
- "Yay."
- —Achieving A-Rank
- "(Error, sound file not found)"
- —Achieving B-Rank
- "(Error, sound file not found)"
- —Achieving C-Rank
- "(Error, sound file not found)"
- —Achieving D-Rank
- "(Error, sound file not found)"
- —Achieving E-Rank
- "Mustard bottle, I've got a feeling it's not lunchtime anymore."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in The Baloney Sandwich of Oz
- "Go ahead, make my sandwich"
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Sudden Ketchup
- "All right, Mr. Gram Cracker, I'm ready for my midnight snack."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Strawberry Boulevard
- "May the figs be with you."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Carambola Wars
- "Fasten your silverware. It's going to be a tasty meal."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in All About Eggs
- "I love the smell of noodles in the morning."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Apricots Now
- "A chef once tried to cook me. I ate him."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in The Silence of the Mutton
- "Say hello to my bread and butter."
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Sandwichface
- "'Do I feel hungry?' Well, do ya, punk?"
- —Corn Dog the Hedgehog in Dirty Herring
Themes
The Hungriest Thing Alive
(Bonus points if you can guess what Sonic song this is based off of)
Lyrics:
Mustard stain speeds 'bout
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Too much for the average mouth
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Corn Dog
He can really bite
Corn Dog
He's got an appetite
Corn Dog
He's the hungriest thing alive
Look out when he comes for lunch
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Don't doubt what he can munch
Corn Dog the Hedgehog
Corn Dog
He can really bite
Corn Dog
He's got an appetite
Corn Dog
He's the hungriest thing alive
He's the hungriest thing alive
He's the hungriest thing alive!
Gallery
Trivia
- Corn Dog loves you. Especially with seasoning.
- Corn Dog knows where you live. In his belly.
- Click on any emote on this page. You'll thank me later.