I think it's time I finally reveal this crossover arc I've been planning-
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I think it's time I finally reveal this crossover arc I've been planning-
Theres only one page on this wiki but u can check it out if you want
Or maybe just, maybe.... become a member???
(and yes i gave credit to this wiki)
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I've been playing alot of Yu-Gi-Oh lately and was wondering if y'all might want to devise like a custom card game around this goofy lil franchise or something
I was originally going for a mario and luigi bowsers inside story style but i did some random shading.
Act I - First Hit
(Blaze blasts fire to Justadam, but he dodges it)
Justadam: Just like your ratio bozo would say, you're too slow!
Burning Blaze: Grrrr...HAAAAAAH!
(Loops around Justadam, creating a hoop of fire, that burns him)
Justadam: Aah, it burns!
Burning Blaze: Not so resistent to fire, are you? (she tries to punch him)
(Justadam disappears, Dragon Ball Z style, just as Blaze was about to land the hit)
Burning Blaze: Yah! Wait, where'd he-(Justadam appears behind her, he quickly flicks her in the back, since she's so small compared to him. Cuts to a green, realistic x-ray shot of her spine breaking) Gaaaahhh!
(Justadam disappears again, and as Blaze is about to hit the "ground", he flicks her back up. Cuts to a green, realistic x-ray shot of her ribs breaking)
Burning Blaze: Aaaah!
(Blaze loses the Sol Emeralds, Justadam catches them and absorbs their power)
Justadam: HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAA!
Blaze: No...
Act II - No Hope
(Justadam becomes even bigger, and more powerful. He now has glowing green eyes and fluorescent orange hair)
Blaze: No...(cries) No, no, no, no, no...this can't be happening...I was so close...
(Justadam runs around Blaze so fast, she doesn't even see him)
Blaze: What the...where-where is he?
(Justadam crouches and punches Blaze super quickly)
Blaze (flying towards the wall): AAAAH! (hits the floor, sliding towards the wall) Ugh! (Cuts to a graphic shot of her skull breaking) Uh...uhh...ow. Why...I can't...no.
Justadam: Hahahahahahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blaze: You'll never...win...I'll get that power out of you.
Justadam: And how are you going to do that, when you're all damaged? You are THIS (does the 🤏) close to dying, and you think you can stop me. Pathetic.
Blaze: I have to...ow...get inside...him...(tries to hover) Nnnnnngh!
2005 Blaze: Why are you even trying anymore?
2005 Blaze: He won, he beat you! There's no hope!
Blaze: Yes, there is. I know it's bad, but I'll find a way, trust me.
2005 Blaze: But how long do you think you're gonna last? How are you even alive at this point?
Blaze: I'm not giving up this easily. I've survived worse. I'm doing this for my people, and...for Sonic.
Blaze: Nnnnngh...(after a bit of struggling, she hovers) Ah...phew, I can still hover, but I don't have much time. I have to get to him, before he wipes out the fabric of the universe and replaces it.
(Justadam tears away and destroys the dimensions, transforming them into LankyBox dimensions)
Justadam: Hahahahahaha!!!
Some of the Half-Life cast and every Portal character: Aaaaaah!
Some of the Minecraft mobs and both player characters: Aaah!
Some Roblox players: Aah!
(Everyone is doomed. Their fate lies in the hands of a beaten and severely bruised-up Blaze the Cat, who struggles to even hover to Justadam's shoulders)
Justadam: You nerds are going to surrender to the Sigma Rizzler, me. Hahahahahaha! Your little powers can't save you. (shoots a laser at Blaze)
Blaze: Ah! Oh wait...I'm immune to inflammable lasers.
(Justadam shoots an ice laser)
Blaze: Gah! (hits the ground)
Everyone: (gasps)
(Blaze's life is slowly withering away)
Blaze: I...I'm...sorry...I couldn't save you...
Wheatley: No, nononono! This can't be right! This can't be the end!
G-Man: I don't want to be cringey! I'm too cool to turn cringey!
Blaze: It's not the end...I...I'm gonna be alright.
Justadam: I'm sorry to break this to you, but you have failed in every sense of the word. Your woke soyjacks are in danger, you're stuck here, and whose fault is that? That nerdy bozo, Sonic's. He messed up real skibidi bad, he gronked you into this problem, he gyatted you into this mess. And look where it's gotten you. Almost dying, desperately trying to break free from my ice. What's the point of reviving him if he's the one responsible for EVERYTHING?
Blaze: Ahh...uh...gotta...break...free.
Justadam: Just give up, little kitty. You can't win.
Blaze: Don't...call...me...kitty...(dies)
Wheatley: NO!
Everyone: GASP!
Justadam: Hahahahahahahahaha!
G-Man: Our only hope...gone.
Chell: No.
GLaDOS: You can talk?!
Chell: Minecraft Steve, Alyx, Minecraft Wolf, and Minecraft Alex, you guys enter his heart. You guys will be Team Alyx, because Alyx is the only one who can talk, therefore she will be your leader. Wheatley, GLaDOS, and Personality Cores, you go to his nervous system. You'll be Team Portal. G-Man, Minecraft Zombie, Minecraft Skeleton, and RobloxPlayer_Bacon, go to his respiratory tract. You'll be Team Mob Men
And me and the rest...are gonna fight this guy.
Act III - Saving Blaze
Chell: Charge!
Everyone (running): Haaaaa!
(Cuts to Team Alyx)
Alyx: Come on, guys! Through the nose!
(Cuts to Team Mob Men)
G-Man: Let's get through the nose!
(Cuts to Team Portal)
GLaDOS: Let's go, through the ear!
Wheatley: How are you moving with no rail and detached from your mainframe?
GLaDOS: I should be asking you the same question.
(Cuts to Chell and her new army)
Chell: This is it, warriors! Charge!
Army & Chell (running): Haaaa!
(Cuts back to Team Alyx, now climbing his left leg, filled with hairs)
Silver: Hey, guys! Can I help you take this guy down? I can revive Sonic when we get close to the heart.
Alyx (happily): The more, the merrier. Come on!
Silver: Thanks! (grabs Sonic and Blaze's bodies with his psychokinesis)
(Cuts to Teams Mob Men and Alyx running up to the nose)
Alyx: G-Man?
G-Man: Alyx?
Alyx: Look, I know that we don't like each other, but we gotta do this...can we please be all-
G-Man (interrupting): Never! Why would I team up with my worst enemy?!
Alyx (desperate, but calm): Please! The entire multiverse is at stake! And if this guy destroys it, we'll all be wiped out. You, me, everyone else here, and everyone in the other dimensions. Please...
G-Man: (thinking for a few seconds) (stops) Ahh...fine.
Alyx: Thanks. But it won't be easy to get to the lungs. The air is constantly getting in and out, meaning we'll get sucked in and out if we don't hang onto something.
G-Man: Everybody, let go of the nose! On three! One, two, three!
(They let go)
G-Man, RobloxPlayer_Bacon, Silver & Alyx: Aaaah!
Minecraft Wolf, Zombie & Skeleton: (making panic noises)
(They're in the lungs)
Act IV - Inside the Fusion
G-Man: Bronchioles! Hang onto them!
(They quickly grab onto the bronchioles, except Sonic and Blaze, who are dead and being dragged by Silver's psychokinesis)
G-Man: OK, now we gotta think of a way to get through this maze of bronchioles.
G-Man: But before we think of a way, since the blood is liquid, and the heart's full of it. I came prepared with oxygen masks, which are basically masks connected to two oxygen tanks through tubes, with built-in walkie-talkies and headphones
Alyx: OK.
G-Man: Put them on! (throws them at each of the members, they catch it, Silver catches it with psychokinesis. They put it on.)
G-Man: (walkie-talkie) Test, 123, over.
Alyx: (walkie-talkie) We heard you loud and clear, over.
G-Man: Great! Now, get ready to find those Jolly Ranchers.
Silver: Well actually, they're called Sol Emeralds.
G-Man: I didn't ask for your opinion.
Silver: But it's a fact...
G-Man: Don't care, didn't ask, shut your mouth.
(Silver grabs G-Man through psychokinesis to take him to the middle of the lungs, letting him go of the bronchiole he was in. G-Man is struggling))
Silver: Listen up. I will not tolerate ANY disrespect towards me. Otherwise, (looking to the audience) I'm gonna lose it. (looking back at G-Man) I've been feeling left out, insulted and ripped from my potential for almost EIGHTEEN YEARS. (cuts to G-Man struggling) I've had enough disrespect from SEGA, and I'm NOT going to go through this again. (cuts back to Silver) So, are you gonna comply...or am I going to have to throw you out?
G-Man (scared): Fine, fine! I'll...never be disrespectful towards you again.
(Silver lets him back on the bronchiole he was in)
Silver: Thank you.
Alyx: I have an idea! Follow me! (starts climbing, performing flips and many other tricks along the way)
(The others climb up normally)
(Cuts to the heart)
G-Man: How are we gonna get in?
Alyx: I have a plan for that too.
(Cuts to Team Portal, in the cranium, where the brain is.)
Wheatley: OK, wow. This brain is rotten.
GLaDOS: It takes up a majority of the cranium as expected, but because we're so small, we have space to move around. What a disgusting smell, from the absurd amount of green ooze in this brain. It contains certain hormones that alter the aroma of the air.
Wheatley: Hmm...you're right. There IS a mysterious ooze in here, and there's a lot of it too.
Intelligence Core: Let's make our way to the frontal lobe, which isn't too far away relative to our current location.
Wheatley & Adventure Core: Fantastic idea!
Wheatley: Jinx! Haha!
Adventure Core: What is-
Wheatley (interrupting and shutting him up): Ah-babadabap, pap, pap! You can't talk!
GLaDOS: Stay focused, guys! Let's get in!
(They get in. Cuts to a maze of neurons)
Wheatley: Whoa! Look at all this!
GLaDOS: The neurons of this human's brain? Yep, I know they're unbeliavable. Normally, when I scan a human brain, their brains and neurons are clean. But this...is unlike anything I've ever seen. This ooze coming from the neurons might be caused by something.
Wheatley: I know! Gen Alpha slang and memes!
(Awkward silence for a few seconds)
GLaDOS: What?...
Wheatley: Y-...you know, the...questionable content that kids watch nowadays. (takes a peek inside one of the neurons) Whoo! See, I knew it!
GLaDOS: Let me see...(takes a peek as well) OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS THAT FEMALE CLOWN DOING?! AND WHY IS SHE DATING THAT TEETH-HEADED GUY?! AND WHAT IS THAT UNCANNY TOILET?! Oh my gosh...if kids nowadays watch this kind of stuff, humanity is doomed.
Wheatley: I know, right? This...this content's pretty weird.
GLaDOS: Let's never peek inside one of this brain's neurons again. We already know what's creating the ooze.
(The characters are close to the frontal lobe. They look up and see a hole of light far away. Ooze is exiting out of the brain through this hole)
Space Core: Space! Space! Spaaa-
GLaDOS: (grabs Space Core with a claw she created) No. (drags him back down)You are not going anywhere. (He lands and the claw disappears)
Space Core: Grr...
GLaDOS: We need to gain access to the frontal lobe to get one or two of the gems.
Wheatley: They apparently generate the components for fire.
(Team Portal is standing right before the frontal lobe)
Intelligence Core: This is it. We've arrived.
(They enter the frontal lobe)
Intelligence Core: Now we need to find the gem. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Wheatley: Found two!
GLaDOS: Huh, convenient.
(Cuts back to Blaze)
Justadam: Hahahahahaha! L bozos! These were injected with skibidi rizz, so they can battle against ANYTHING.
Chell(as she's attacking plushies with a spear): Ha! Yah! What does that even mean? Whoop! (dodges a plushie trying to attack her) What is wrong with you? (slices that same plushie that missed her, who was charging at her) Haaa! (runs towards Justadam)
Justadam: Hnn! (shoots a laser at Chell)
Chell: (gets hit by the laser) Gah!
Gordon: Chell! (gets away from Justadam to help Chell)
Chell: I'm fine, just go!
Gordon: I can't leave you like this!
Chell: Listen, this is life or death! We have to act quickly, because if we don't, then this cretin is going to destroy the multiverse as we know it. So, we have no time for distraction. (charges towards Justadam) Haa!
Gordon: I'll help you, Chell! (charges towards Justadam as well) Haaa!
(Cuts to Teams Alyx and Mob Men, swimming through the bloodstream)
Alyx: We should find another Sol emerald any second now.
Silver: We already got four of them.
G-Man: According to the GPS, we still have one more gem to go.
Silver: We just gotta find that last one.
Wheatley: Found the last one!
Alyx: Whoa, how did you get here?
Wheatley: I entered through one of the brain's arteries. Now let's get outta here! Follow me, this way. Oh wait no, it's this way...no, no...this way.
GLaDOS: He's not just a regular moron. He was designed to be a moron.
Wheatley: I am not a moron!
GLaDOS: (sigh) Let me handle this. (reroutes everyone out of the body)
(5 minutes later)
Act V - Final Blow
GLaDOS: OK, let's reanimate the cat.
Silver: Got it! (performs the reviving ritual of the Sol Emeralds)
Blaze: Huh? What happened?...I'm...I'M ALIVE!
Blaze: (turns into Burning Blaze) Thanks, guys!
Burning Blaze: I'll finish him off. Haaa! (charges towards Justadam, to deliver the final blow)
(A shield appears out of nowhere blocking the attack)
Justadam: Hahahaha...hahahaha! I don't need those gems' power, I have power of my own. Meme time.
Silver: Oh no!
Alyx: Is it gonna be all for nothing? Oh, I hope not...
Justadam: AAAAHHHH, I'M TURNING INTO POMNI!
Everyone, except Justadam: Aaah! Cringe!
Justadam: POMNI...POMNI! (he shoots out laser beams from all over, they hit everyone but Blaze)
Burning Blaze: Guys! (as she's dodging) Whoa! Ah! Woo! Grr! (lasers stop) I gotta deal the final hit! (dashes towards Justadam)
Justadam: Milky milk, milky milk, milky, milky...
Burning Blaze: Oh no!
(Justadam throws milk all over the place)
Burning Blaze (dodging): Whoa, ah! No! Woop! Dah! (gets hit) Agh!
(Gets glued to the "wall")
Burning Blaze (powering down): Agh! Dah...uh...
Everyone, except Justadam and Blaze: Blaze!
Chell: NO! FOR THE MULTIVERSE, WE SHALL NOT ABANDON OUR LAST HOPE! LET'S GET HER OUT!
Everyone, except Justadam: Nnnngh!
Burning Blaze: Gah! (breaks free)
Burning Blaze: Ha!
(Slash!)
Justadam: ... Huh? Wha-...HAHAHAHAHAHA! You missed!
Justadam: Hahahahaha! (pulls out a laser gun)
Everyone, but Burning blaze and Justadam: GASP!
Justadam: Wait, why are you lookin' at me like-(he gets a burning feeling inside him, that quickly escalates as fire comes out of every space in his body, turning him into a burning corpse, defusing Justin and Adam and bringing back all the dimensions that were destroyed)
Justin: Ah...ugh...
Adam: Wait, how was our fusion burned, but we aren't?
Justin: We aren't burned? Whoo! Ha! There's still ho-
Burning Blaze: NO. (fires antibrainrot fire)
Justin and Adam: Ah!
Justin: Wait, why do I feel so different? Hang on, let me check my-(checks LankyBox dimension)
Justin: Ew. Gross. Where did all these memes come from?
Burning Blaze: OK, now all that's left to do is revive Sonic, so we can create keys to our dimensions. (untransforms, picks up Sol Emeralds)
(One revival later)
Sonic: OK, how do we create a key?
Blaze: Easy. All we have to do is...uh...
Sonic: You don't know. Great, we're gonna trapped here forever. And it's all my fault. Shadow was 100% correct in Sonic Boom, I'm such a disgrace to all hedgehog kind...
Blaze: Sonic...don't be so hard on yourself. Think of all the good things you've done. You saved the world countless times, you changed me and other people for the better. Heck, we literally saved the MULTIVERSE ITSELF the first time we met!
Sonic (tearing up): Thank you...(determined) OK, now let's create that key and get out of here.
Blaze: How do we do it?
GLaDOS: Step 1: Gather Sol Emeralds in a circle. Step 2: Sit next to them. Step 3: Chant "Oh, Sol Emeralds, please let us use your power for we wish to get back to our dimension."
Blaze: Wait, how did you-
GLaDOS: Don't ask.
Act VI - Goodbye Forever?
(The Sol #meralds are in a circle
Sonic: OK, let's do this.
Sonic & Blaze: Oh, Sol Emeralds, please let us use your power for we wish to get back to our dimensions.
(The Sol Emeralds begin to float, and they create the keys)
Blaze: Yes!
(Cuts to everyone standing by the Sol dimension's door)
Sonic: So, I guess this is goodbye.
Alyx: Farewell, deaSonic The Hedgehog Fanfic Series S1E2B - Princess vs Fusion
Act I - First Hit
(Blaze blasts fire to Justadam, but he dodges it)
Justadam: Just like your ratio bozo would say, you're too slow!
Burning Blaze: Grrrr...HAAAAAAH!
(Loops around Justadam, creating a hoop of fire, that burns him)
Justadam: Aah, it burns!
Burning Blaze: Not so resistent to fire, are you? (she tries to punch him)
(Justadam disappears, Dragon Ball Z style, just as Blaze was about to land the hit)
Burning Blaze: Yah! Wait, where'd he-(Justadam appears behind her, he quickly flicks her in the back, since she's so small compared to him. Cuts to a green, realistic x-ray shot of her spine breaking) Gaaaahhh!
(Justadam disappears again, and as Blaze is about to hit the "ground", he flicks her back up. Cuts to a green, realistic x-ray shot of her ribs breaking)
Burning Blaze: Aaaah!
(Blaze loses the Sol Emeralds, Justadam catches them and absorbs their power)
Justadam: HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAA!
Blaze: No...
Act II - No Hope
(Justadam becomes even bigger, and more powerful. He now has glowing green eyes and fluorescent orange hair)
Blaze: No...(cries) No, no, no, no, no...this can't be happening...I was so close...
(Justadam runs around Blaze so fast, she doesn't even see him)
Blaze: What the...where-where is he?
(Justadam crouches and punches Blaze super quickly)
Blaze (flying towards the wall): AAAAH! (hits the floor, sliding towards the wall) Ugh! (Cuts to a graphic shot of her skull breaking) Uh...uhh...ow. Why...I can't...no.
Justadam: Hahahahahahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blaze: You'll never...win...I'll get that power out of you.
Justadam: And how are you going to do that, when you're all damaged? You are THIS (does the 🤏) close to dying, and you think you can stop me. Pathetic.
Blaze: I have to...ow...get inside...him...(tries to hover) Nnnnnngh!
2005 Blaze: Why are you even trying anymore?
2005 Blaze: He won, he beat you! There's no hope!
Blaze: Yes, there is. I know it's bad, but I'll find a way, trust me.
2005 Blaze: But how long do you think you're gonna last? How are you even alive at this point?
Blaze: I'm not giving up this easily. I've survived worse. I'm doing this for my people, and...for Sonic.
Blaze: Nnnnngh...(after a bit of struggling, she hovers) Ah...phew, I can still hover, but I don't have much time. I have to get to him, before he wipes out the fabric of the universe and replaces it.
(Justadam tears away and destroys the dimensions, transforming them into LankyBox dimensions)
Justadam: Hahahahahaha!!!
Some of the Half-Life cast and every Portal character: Aaaaaah!
Some of the Minecraft mobs and both player characters: Aaah!
Some Roblox players: Aah!
(Everyone is doomed. Their fate lies in the hands of a beaten and severely bruised-up Blaze the Cat, who struggles to even hover to Justadam's shoulders)
Justadam: You nerds are going to surrender to the Sigma Rizzler, me. Hahahahahaha! Your little powers can't save you. (shoots a laser at Blaze)
Blaze: Ah! Oh wait...I'm immune to inflammable lasers.
(Justadam shoots an ice laser)
Blaze: Gah! (hits the ground)
Everyone: (gasps)
(Blaze's life is slowly withering away)
Blaze: I...I'm...sorry...I couldn't save you...
Wheatley: No, nononono! This can't be right! This can't be the end!
G-Man: I don't want to be cringey! I'm too cool to turn cringey!
Blaze: It's not the end...I...I'm gonna be alright.
Justadam: I'm sorry to break this to you, but you have failed in every sense of the word. Your woke soyjacks are in danger, you're stuck here, and whose fault is that? That nerdy bozo, Sonic's. He messed up real skibidi bad, he gronked you into this problem, he gyatted you into this mess. And look where it's gotten you. Almost dying, desperately trying to break free from my ice. What's the point of reviving him if he's the one responsible for EVERYTHING?
Blaze: Ahh...uh...gotta...break...free.
Justadam: Just give up, little kitty. You can't win.
Blaze: Don't...call...me...kitty...(dies)
Wheatley: NO!
Everyone: GASP!
Justadam: Hahahahahahahahaha!
G-Man: Our only hope...gone.
Chell: No.
GLaDOS: You can talk?!
Chell: Minecraft Steve, Alyx, Minecraft Wolf, and Minecraft Alex, you guys enter his heart. You guys will be Team Alyx, because Alyx is the only one who can talk, therefore she will be your leader. Wheatley, GLaDOS, and Personality Cores, you go to his nervous system. You'll be Team Portal. G-Man, Minecraft Zombie, Minecraft Skeleton, and RobloxPlayer_Bacon, go to his respiratory tract. You'll be Team Mob Men
And me and the rest...are gonna fight this guy.
Act III - Saving Blaze
Chell: Charge!
Everyone (running): Haaaaa!
(Cuts to Team Alyx)
Alyx: Come on, guys! Through the nose!
(Cuts to Team Mob Men)
G-Man: Let's get through the nose!
(Cuts to Team Portal)
GLaDOS: Let's go, through the ear!
Wheatley: How are you moving with no rail and detached from your mainframe?
GLaDOS: I should be asking you the same question.
(Cuts to Chell and her new army)
Chell: This is it, warriors! Charge!
Army & Chell (running): Haaaa!
(Cuts back to Team Alyx, now climbing his left leg, filled with hairs)
Silver: Hey, guys! Can I help you take this guy down? I can revive Sonic when we get close to the heart.
Alyx (happily): The more, the merrier. Come on!
Silver: Thanks! (grabs Sonic and Blaze's bodies with his psychokinesis)
(Cuts to Teams Mob Men and Alyx running up to the nose)
Alyx: G-Man?
G-Man: Alyx?
Alyx: Look, I know that we don't like each other, but we gotta do this...can we please be all-
G-Man (interrupting): Never! Why would I team up with my worst enemy?!
Alyx (desperate, but calm): Please! The entire multiverse is at stake! And if this guy destroys it, we'll all be wiped out. You, me, everyone else here, and everyone in the other dimensions. Please...
G-Man: (thinking for a few seconds) (stops) Ahh...fine.
Alyx: Thanks. But it won't be easy to get to the lungs. The air is constantly getting in and out, meaning we'll get sucked in and out if we don't hang onto something.
G-Man: Everybody, let go of the nose! On three! One, two, three!
(They let go)
G-Man, RobloxPlayer_Bacon, Silver & Alyx: Aaaah!
Minecraft Wolf, Zombie & Skeleton: (making panic noises)
(They're in the lungs)
Act IV - Inside the Fusion
G-Man: Bronchioles! Hang onto them!
(They quickly grab onto the bronchioles, except Sonic and Blaze, who are dead and being dragged by Silver's psychokinesis)
G-Man: OK, now we gotta think of a way to get through this maze of bronchioles.
G-Man: But before we think of a way, since the blood is liquid, and the heart's full of it. I came prepared with oxygen masks, which are basically masks connected to two oxygen tanks through tubes, with built-in walkie-talkies and headphones
Alyx: OK.
G-Man: Put them on! (throws them at each of the members, they catch it, Silver catches it with psychokinesis. They put it on.)
G-Man: (walkie-talkie) Test, 123, over.
Alyx: (walkie-talkie) We heard you loud and clear, over.
G-Man: Great! Now, get ready to find those Jolly Ranchers.
Silver: Well actually, they're called Sol Emeralds.
G-Man: I didn't ask for your opinion.
Silver: But it's a fact...
G-Man: Don't care, didn't ask, shut your mouth.
(Silver grabs G-Man through psychokinesis to take him to the middle of the lungs, letting him go of the bronchiole he was in. G-Man is struggling))
Silver: Listen up. I will not tolerate ANY disrespect towards me. Otherwise, (looking to the audience) I'm gonna lose it. (looking back at G-Man) I've been feeling left out, insulted and ripped from my potential for almost EIGHTEEN YEARS. (cuts to G-Man struggling) I've had enough disrespect from SEGA, and I'm NOT going to go through this again. (cuts back to Silver) So, are you gonna comply...or am I going to have to throw you out?
G-Man (scared): Fine, fine! I'll...never be disrespectful towards you again.
(Silver lets him back on the bronchiole he was in)
Silver: Thank you.
Alyx: I have an idea! Follow me! (starts climbing, performing flips and many other tricks along the way)
(The others climb up normally)
(Cuts to the heart)
G-Man: How are we gonna get in?
Alyx: I have a plan for that too.
(Cuts to Team Portal, in the cranium, where the brain is.)
Wheatley: OK, wow. This brain is rotten.
GLaDOS: It takes up a majority of the cranium as expected, but because we're so small, we have space to move around. What a disgusting smell, from the absurd amount of green ooze in this brain. It contains certain hormones that alter the aroma of the air.
Wheatley: Hmm...you're right. There IS a mysterious ooze in here, and there's a lot of it too.
Intelligence Core: Let's make our way to the frontal lobe, which isn't too far away relative to our current location.
Wheatley & Adventure Core: Fantastic idea!
Wheatley: Jinx! Haha!
Adventure Core: What is-
Wheatley (interrupting and shutting him up): Ah-babadabap, pap, pap! You can't talk!
GLaDOS: Stay focused, guys! Let's get in!
(They get in. Cuts to a maze of neurons)
Wheatley: Whoa! Look at all this!
GLaDOS: The neurons of this human's brain? Yep, I know they're unbeliavable. Normally, when I scan a human brain, their brains and neurons are clean. But this...is unlike anything I've ever seen. This ooze coming from the neurons might be caused by something.
Wheatley: I know! Gen Alpha slang and memes!
(Awkward silence for a few seconds)
GLaDOS: What?...
Wheatley: Y-...you know, the...questionable content that kids watch nowadays. (takes a peek inside one of the neurons) Whoo! See, I knew it!
GLaDOS: Let me see...(takes a peek as well) OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS THAT FEMALE CLOWN DOING?! AND WHY IS SHE DATING THAT TEETH-HEADED GUY?! AND WHAT IS THAT UNCANNY TOILET?! Oh my gosh...if kids nowadays watch this kind of stuff, humanity is doomed.
Wheatley: I know, right? This...this content's pretty weird.
GLaDOS: Let's never peek inside one of this brain's neurons again. We already know what's creating the ooze.
(The characters are close to the frontal lobe. They look up and see a hole of light far away. Ooze is exiting out of the brain through this hole)
Space Core: Space! Space! Spaaa-
GLaDOS: (grabs Space Core with a claw she created) No. (drags him back down)You are not going anywhere. (He lands and the claw disappears)
Space Core: Grr...
GLaDOS: We need to gain access to the frontal lobe to get one or two of the gems.
Wheatley: They apparently generate the components for fire.
(Team Portal is standing right before the frontal lobe)
Intelligence Core: This is it. We've arrived.
(They enter the frontal lobe)
Intelligence Core: Now we need to find the gem. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Wheatley: Found two!
GLaDOS: Huh, convenient.
(Cuts back to Blaze)
Justadam: Hahahahahaha! L bozos! These were injected with skibidi rizz, so they can battle against ANYTHING.
Chell(as she's attacking plushies with a spear): Ha! Yah! What does that even mean? Whoop! (dodges a plushie trying to attack her) What is wrong with you? (slices that same plushie that missed her, who was charging at her) Haaa! (runs towards Justadam)
Justadam: Hnn! (shoots a laser at Chell)
Chell: (gets hit by the laser) Gah!
Gordon: Chell! (gets away from Justadam to help Chell)
Chell: I'm fine, just go!
Gordon: I can't leave you like this!
Chell: Listen, this is life or death! We have to act quickly, because if we don't, then this cretin is going to destroy the multiverse as we know it. So, we have no time for distraction. (charges towards Justadam) Haa!
Gordon: I'll help you, Chell! (charges towards Justadam as well) Haaa!
(Cuts to Teams Alyx and Mob Men, swimming through the bloodstream)
Alyx: We should find another Sol emerald any second now.
Silver: We already got four of them.
G-Man: According to the GPS, we still have one more gem to go.
Silver: We just gotta find that last one.
Wheatley: Found the last one!
Alyx: Whoa, how did you get here?
Wheatley: I entered through one of the brain's arteries. Now let's get outta here! Follow me, this way. Oh wait no, it's this way...no, no...this way.
GLaDOS: He's not just a regular moron. He was designed to be a moron.
Wheatley: I am not a moron!
GLaDOS: (sigh) Let me handle this. (reroutes everyone out of the body)
(5 minutes later)
Act V - Final Blow
GLaDOS: OK, let's reanimate the cat.
Silver: Got it! (performs the reviving ritual of the Sol Emeralds)
Blaze: Huh? What happened?...I'm...I'M ALIVE!
Blaze: (turns into Burning Blaze) Thanks, guys!
Burning Blaze: I'll finish him off. Haaa! (charges towards Justadam, to deliver the final blow)
(A shield appears out of nowhere blocking the attack)
Justadam: Hahahaha...hahahaha! I don't need those gems' power, I have power of my own. Meme time.
Silver: Oh no!
Alyx: Is it gonna be all for nothing? Oh, I hope not...
Justadam: AAAAHHHH, I'M TURNING INTO POMNI!
Everyone, except Justadam: Aaah! Cringe!
Justadam: POMNI...POMNI! (he shoots out laser beams from all over, they hit everyone but Blaze)
Burning Blaze: Guys! (as she's dodging) Whoa! Ah! Woo! Grr! (lasers stop) I gotta deal the final hit! (dashes towards Justadam)
Justadam: Milky milk, milky milk, milky, milky...
Burning Blaze: Oh no!
(Justadam throws milk all over the place)
Burning Blaze (dodging): Whoa, ah! No! Woop! Dah! (gets hit) Agh!
(Gets glued to the "wall")
Burning Blaze (powering down): Agh! Dah...uh...
Everyone, except Justadam and Blaze: Blaze!
Chell: NO! FOR THE MULTIVERSE, WE SHALL NOT ABANDON OUR LAST HOPE! LET'S GET HER OUT!
Everyone, except Justadam: Nnnngh!
Burning Blaze: Gah! (breaks free)
Burning Blaze: Ha!
(Slash!)
Justadam: ... Huh? Wha-...HAHAHAHAHAHA! You missed!
Justadam: Hahahahaha! (pulls out a laser gun)
Everyone, but Burning blaze and Justadam: GASP!
Justadam: Wait, why are you lookin' at me like-(he gets a burning feeling inside him, that quickly escalates as fire comes out of every space in his body, turning him into a burning corpse, defusing Justin and Adam and bringing back all the dimensions that were destroyed)
Justin: Ah...ugh...
Adam: Wait, how was our fusion burned, but we aren't?
Justin: We aren't burned? Whoo! Ha! There's still ho-
Burning Blaze: NO. (fires antibrainrot fire)
Justin and Adam: Ah!
Justin: Wait, why do I feel so different? Hang on, let me check my-(checks LankyBox dimension)
Justin: Ew. Gross. Where did all these memes come from?
Burning Blaze: OK, now all that's left to do is revive Sonic, so we can create keys to our dimensions. (untransforms, picks up Sol Emeralds)
(One revival later)
Sonic: OK, how do we create a key?
Blaze: Easy. All we have to do is...uh...
Sonic: You don't know. Great, we're gonna trapped here forever. And it's all my fault. Shadow was 100% correct in Sonic Boom, I'm such a disgrace to all hedgehog kind...
Blaze: Sonic...don't be so hard on yourself. Think of all the good things you've done. You saved the world countless times, you changed me and other people for the better. Heck, we literally saved the MULTIVERSE ITSELF the first time we met!
Sonic (tearing up): Thank you...(determined) OK, now let's create that key and get out of here.
Blaze: How do we do it?
GLaDOS: Step 1: Gather Sol Emeralds in a circle. Step 2: Sit next to them. Step 3: Chant "Oh, Sol Emeralds, please let us use your power for we wish to get back to our dimension."
Blaze: Wait, how did you-
GLaDOS: Don't ask.
Act VI - Goodbye Forever?
(The Sol #meralds are in a circle
Sonic: OK, let's do this.
Sonic & Blaze: Oh, Sol Emeralds, please let us use your power for we wish to get back to our dimensions.
(The Sol Emeralds begin to float, and they create the keys)
Blaze: Yes!
(Cuts to everyone standing by the Sol dimension's door)
Sonic: So, I guess this is goodbye.
Alyx: Farewell, dear cat.
Wheatley: Goodbye!
Blaze: Goodbye...(sheds a single tear of lava)
(Sonic and Blaze hug)
(Blaze goes back to her own dimension, everyone goes back to their own dimension, except Sonic)
Sonic: OK...(jumps) Conveniently placed on top of her dimension, huh? (He enters the dimension)
(THE END)
It's time, probably sometime soon in the future I'm gonna start the first Non-Canon storyline featuring elements from an anime, and my favorite one at that! I suspect I will start this when I'm regularly writing CGA again and wrap up some other collabs.
I am making this post to commemorate a fallen comrade to the Wiki he will be missed.
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What is everyone's soundtrack? It can be from a game, movie or tv show. Doesn't matter which one.
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Here is a picture of Vector's daughter.
I'm just here to drop my OTP on you guys, which is a rarepare:
Espio x Surge
I also have a couple fanchildren who are quite special to me, so um uh. Yea
This is a really old drawing; I need to draw them again at some point.
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Bad news, guys. As you can tell by the title, episode 2B of my fanfic series will be delayed for God knows how long, but, from the looks of things, I think it'll launch on the weekend or so. Goodbye, Sonic fans!
I made a new account since I haven't been able to use my main one, I won't be as active as I used to be since I'm back into making art and stuff and I'll be helping my friend @ExtremeGamer REAL YT out with his wiki
But yeah just so y'all know I'm still here lol
Updates on my characters that aren't on pages yet:
Nightmare is more aggressive than she usually was
Xera got her official design ✨ YIPPEE
Storm got her real name being "Lena" (Extreme came up with it not me lol)
Toxin is a bit less heartless
NEW OC's (Both Experiments): Exp 33R0R (Amira), Exp 0324 (Ehira)
Xera's design is almost complete and I might give her a sonic au design (if I feel like it lol)
IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT EXTREME'S WIKI:
https://extremegamer-and-dark-arms-shadow-venture.fandom.com/f
Buttttt yeah that's all I gotta say really, uhm...
. . . b y e f o r n o w ?
Ok, here goes. I'm looking to make a new page, one for my OC. does my OC have to interact with other things on the wiki, or do they just have to interact with a version of sonic? and also, is AI art allowed? because the policy didn't state anything about AI art being allowed or not.