I'm 18; can't legally get shit faced unfortunately.
I predict someone who can take a joke will reply next
Cat girls are hot mate; I predict that someone who doesn't know who tthe primarch of the World Eaters Legion will reply next.
(oh boy XD)
Shadow had the textbook snarl on his face. "Because he's a bad influence, do you even know the first thing about that guy?"
(Lel, welp.. Am gonna have to do some comicbook research for this, cause I hate falling into cliche's without doing research.)
Saren only shrugged. "Well, I'm going out for a walk.. Tata~"
Saren, in a moment of trollishness and boredom, pulled her into a soft hug. "Y'know, despite the whole smelling like peaches and hippies..~"
"Aaaanyways, any reason why you're here instead of trying to save the world or something~?" Lazy cat is very lazy.
Saren only snickered, before bopping Keira on the nose. "Mayyyyyybe, maybe not~"
"Eh, it's not like the banks are doing anything with all that glorious money~ I mean honestly, they're just letting it sit there when it could be spent on important things... Like a new TV, or a better house~" Saren chuckled, grinning like the cheshire cat found a mouse to play with.
(Ehhhhh, it all depends on the situation he finds himself in.)
(Eh, he's annoyed, tired, and Sober. There is no chill button for him .3.)
Saren stuck up his middle finger, turned on the tv and shouted "Fuck everyone else I'm gonna rob a bank!!" Though it's doubtful anyone took his claims seriously.
Saren is always grumpy, and to start the day.. He grabbed a bottle of scotch and got his ass drunker than a group of hells angels at an all you can drink vodka binge mixed with an unholy pub riot with a dash of 'I have a pimphand for the next dick who tries stealin my beer'.
And it did I assume, so with that. He started eating breakfast.. Which was now cold.
However, Saren had a better idea. For he could phase through shit.. Why not phase through the sheets? "Hope this woooorks~"
Saren then spent the next few minutes trying to untangle himself from his own bedsheets, with little success. "God.. Damn it! How the balls do I get out of this mess!?" Saren grumbled, he was hungry and there was breakfast. Only problem was that he can't even get out of his own bed sheets.
Saren blinked, literally crawling on the floor to reach his breakfast. "... God.. Damn it woman.."