Corrupt a Wish

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So, in this game, a person wishes for something, then the next corrupts that wish, then wishes for other thing, and so on.

I'll start:

I wish i had a rock.

(Edited by Zero1000 the Wolf)

They work but they're so high, both of your ankles break

I wish to be friends with a famous person

(Edited by Darkest Shadow)

One infamous drug lord coming up.

I wish I looked good with a low ponytail like N's.

(Edited by Lunari64)

Granted, but everyone copies you and calls you a copy cat

I wish I was popular

(Edited by Rapidthehedgehog)

*You become popular and are crushed by a horde of your fans.*
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

(Edited by LordWeirdo)

Denied.

I wish I could lay eyes upon the world's cutest kitten.

(Edited by Lunari64)

Eyes pop out and fall on the kitten as it naps.

Eye wish to use The Force

(Edited by Awkwarddingo)

*You use the Force to lift a boulder over your head, then lose concentration and it falls on you.*
I wish to see flawless grammar in the next reply.

(Edited by LordWeirdo)

Your wish is granted, however the grammar in question is so impossibly flawless that it blinds you, making you then unable to see anything.

I am contempt with life, I do not need a wish. Pass to the next person.

(Edited by Frozen Scorpio)

Too bad, you get 4K everyday for life!

I wish for Trump to drop out

(Edited by Darkest Shadow)

Wish granted, but not only does Hillary win, but is revealed to have been Trump in costume all along.

I wish that the next person gets no wishes.

(Edited by Frozen Scorpio)