User blog:YoungOtakuNerd/Video Game Celebrity Jeopardy Part 1

This is based off of an SNL sketch. The only thing that belongs to me is Erica.

Erica: Welcome back to Video Game Celebrity Jeopardy. I would like to apologize about what happened before the break, and to asure everyone that no one will go on inappropriat rants on how unpopular they are. Let's look at the scores. Ask Ketchum has $151. How anyone could get that much is beyond me. PaRappa the Rapper has managed to get $0.4. How did you get a decimal?

PaRappa: You don't need to be logical when you straight up gangsta yo!!

Erica: Are you trying to be cool?

PaRappa: Fo shizzle!

Erica: Okay, first off, it's not working, second, nobody says "fo shizzle" any more. And finally...Oh, God...Buddy the Bellhop is at -$14.

Buddy: Well, well, nice seeing you again, Erica!

Erica: Oh shut it!

Buddy: Aw, you seem upset. What's the matter, is it a girl problem?

Erica: No, now, for the Double Jeopardy categories: Potent Potables, Famous Robots Named "Mega Man", Why Buddy Gets Fangirls-What is THAT doing there?-Is This a Video Game?, Digital Pets Ending in "-Mon", and The Blue Blur's Color. Since Ash is in first, let's have him choose.

Ash: I'll take The Blue Blur's Color for $500.

Erica: Okay. The answer is: "Sonic the Hedgehog, a.k.a. 'The Blue Blur' is this color".

(Ash buzzes in)

Ash: Who is Amy Rose?

Erica: I'm sorry, that's wrong.

(Time runs out)

Erica: The answer was blue. Blue is the color of Sonic a.k.a. "The Blue Blur". Buddy, why don't you choose?

Buddy: I'll take Is This A Video Game? for $800.

Erica: Fine. Here comes the answer.

(A picture of one of the game Rayman games appears on the screen)

Erica: Is this a video game? Note, there is a Wii logo and ESRB rating on it.

(PaRappa buzzes in)

PaRappa: Who is Rayman?

Erica: No, that is not the correct answer.

(Ash buzzes in)

Ash: What is no?

Erica: Also incorrect. The answer was that it WAS a game. It's time for Final Jeopardy, and the category is-You know what? I'll make easy for you. It's anything that can be found in a video game. Write down anything that can e found in a video game. You will get it right as long as you write something and it is found in video games....Okay, let's get this done quick. Ash Ketchum, you answered...."Bleh". And you wagerred...."Pikachu". You wagerred your own Pokemon?

Ash: Yup!

Erica: Great. PaRappa, you wrote...nothing. And you wagerred...."my entire crib".

PaRappa: I'M TOO STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA TO GIVE AN ANSWER!

Erica: No, you are not. Let's see what horrible mess Buddy wrote..."fan". Okay, so far so good, you can find fans in some video games. Let's see what you wagerred..."service of me"...."fan service of me"....

Buddy: GET IT?!?! HAHAHA!!! I think you get what I'm saying.

Erica: Yeah, I get it. That's all for Video Game Celebrity Jeopardy. I'm going home to call Pheonix Wright so I can sue the studio. Good night everybody.

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