Talk:Statyx the Hedgehog

Talkplay
Statyx: Yo. It's been a while since I've been out n' about- *sneezes, knocking a layer of dust off of his body* and with all the new fellas out there, me n' the big guy decided I needed to get re-acquainted with people.

Justin: I'm not that big - -

Statyx: Not anymore at least.

Tectonic: How mean. :C Dont insult your creator...'s fursona-

W/ Lightning
(A Yellow hedgehog with White hair is seen from a distance, arguing with an oversized chicken)

Cuoleputure: Your such a brat, you know that?!

Selenia: Look who's talking!! How dare you fight with him when I tell you not to mess with my friends!!

Statyx: Umm..... what the heck?

Cuoleputure: Just listen to me-*sees Statyx at the corner of his eye, then stops talking*

Selenia: Oh yeah?? What? What's oh so important?? *notices him being quiet*

Statyx: *confused leook* Umm....?

Selenia: Uh...? Hello...? *throws a spark at Cuole, trying to wake him up*

Cuoleputure: *gets a small reaction, looking back at her* Hm..? Oh...Someone's just watching us...

Selenia: Who? * looks around a bit*

Statyx: *waves* Um, hello?

Selenia: Hm? *turns to where Statyx is waving* Oh! Um...Hi! *waves back*

Statyx: Hey Selenia. *points at Cuoleputure* What's with the canine phoenix wannabe?

Cuoleputure: [low grow] I don't need a green and yellow bannana telling me I'm a Wannabe - -#

Selenia: Don't mind him, he's just...Annoying. That's all.

Statyx: Ah. And FYI *turns to Cuoleputure* I happen to be the legal guardian, surrogate brother, and mentor to a real-deal phoenix. So I know a wannabe when I see a wannabe.

Cuoleputure: Oh? How do I know you're a "guardian"? Have you been around 6000's of years ago, Mortal? I think not.

Selenia: ._."

Statyx: Whatever, phoenix wannabe. Talk tough if you want, but I bet you aren't too hot to handle.

Cuoleputure: Wanna bet?

Selenia: No, He doesn't! Just shut up Cuole!

Statyx: Heh, bring it!

Cuoleputure: heh! With pleasur-

Selenia: [sharp whistle] yo! Statyx your a yellow and green banana and Cuole your a Phoenix wannabe!! Now both of you shut up before I make you!!!!!! D:<

Statyx: Ummmmm yeah, good luck with that Sels.

Selenia: [flicks him in the head] I swear...Little children these days.

Cuoleputure: Humphrey...[mumbles to himself]

Statyx: *doesn't flinch* Hey, I can take either of you on no problem. Especially since I happen to know your weakness.

Selenia: oh, so would you really take on a pregnant woman? [crossing her arms, raising an eyebrow] So, if you soo much about me, what is my weakness???

Cuoleputure: [remains watching]

Statyx: .......1: Your weakness is your physical body. You can only use your powers when in your spiritual form, leaving your body limp and defenseless. Any damage dealt to your body happens to your spiritual form as well. So, I just have to reach and attack your physical body to win. 2: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!?!?

Cuoleputure: !!

Selenia: Humphrey..you know you info. [Flinches a bit] y-yes I'm pregnant!!! Jeez..!

Statyx: How long!? How long have you been pregnant!?

Selenia: Statyx calm down...!!

Statyx: I hope that Memphis or Solarestro or whoever he is doesn't intend to have kids in the future, cause I'm gonna make sure of it!!

Selenia: St-Statyx!! I'm 20 I'm already married!!! Just please calm down!!

W/ Samara
(Oh, yay! You archived it!)

Samara: *is hiding in the bushes at a local park, waiting for somebody to scare, because she obviously has nothing better to do with her life*


 * (Kagi: I needed to.)

Statyx: *walking through the park, enjoying the scenery and fresh air*


 * (Celeste - Well, yeah, it was getting big.)

Samara: *spots him and chuckles quietly, waiting to see if he'll pass by*


 * (Kagi: "Getting"?)

Statyx: *doesn't seem to notice Samara, he walks right by her*


 * (Celeste - Alright, it was already big to begin with.)

Samara: *jumps out at him with a battle cry, attempting to frighten him*

Statyx: *reflexively throws a punch to Samara's gut, grabs her neck when she keels over, and throws her against a tree*

Samara: *her eyes widen and she lets out a small choked sound*

Statyx: !! What the Hell!?

Samara: *slumps down to the ground, a bit frightened herself now*

(Celeste - Please get me to stop eating tic-tacs! They're so addicting D:)


 * (Kagi: How can I help?? D:)

Statyx: Geez! What was that for!?


 * (Celeste - I...dont know :C lol)

Samara: *forces a small smile and chuckles*


 * (Kagi: XD)

Statyx: Wha...?

Samara: *chuckles some more at his confusion*

[A small bolt of electricity scorches the tree, just a few inches away from Samara's head.]

Samara: *shrieks quickly and instinctively moves away from the tree*

Statyx: *pointing a smoking finger at the scorch mark, wearing a "not impressed" expression*

Samara: *doesnt know what to do; either stay and apologize, or make a break for it*

Statyx: Waiting.

Samara: ...*quickly stands up and tries to escape into the forest*

[A flash of green later and Samara finds herself on the ground again after running into Statyx.]

Statyx: Again, waiting.

Samara: *stays on the ground and clears her throat* Ahem...

Statyx: ?

Samara: *whispers* Erm..quite awkward..

(Celeste - Meh, too lazy to write out her accent.)
 * (Kagi: Wai u feel lazeh?)
 * (Celeste - Dunno.)

Statyx: I'd say so.

Samara: *slowly gets back onto her feet*

Statyx: *looks at her*

Samara: *backs away slightly*

Startx: Running won't work by the way.

Samara: *narrows her eyes*

Statyx: *raises eyebrow*

W/ Shima
Shima: (sitting on a bench upside down, so her head is towards the ground)

[Suddenly, there's a voice directly above her.]

???: Hallo.

Shima: ! (jumps in surprise and falls off the bench backwards) Ouch!

[Statyx is crouched down, balanced on the back of the bench.]

Statyx: *waves* Heya :3

Shima: (looks up at him) Hey -_- (sits up)

Statyx: *chuckles* How's my favorite parolee doing?


 * (Kagi: Note: I had the idea that the reason Shima's allowed to walk around freely is because the questionable actions of that G.U.N. Commander caused Shima to be given parole, rather than imprisoned for destruction of G.U.N. property and assault of G.U.N. staff. And guess who his parole officer is XD. Doesn't have to be canon or anything; just an idea for the TP and maybe your fanfic.)
 * (Shima: Nice. I can make it canon :P)
 * (Kagi: XD Awesome. But wouldn't Statyx have to have a role in your fanfic then?)
 * (Shima: Yeah)
 * (Kagi: So that means you'll have to work on his role as well, in addition to everyone else.)

Shima: (crosses her arms) Just fine.

Statyx: Good. No drugs or other illegal activities?

Shima: (raises an eye) You really think I would do something as stupid as that?

Statyx: *shrugs* Anyone nuts enough to fight against all of G.U.N. is nuts enough to do just about anything.

Shima: Wow. Thanks. -_-

Statyx: *chuckles* You're welcome. So, any assault or robbery?

Shima: Ohh yeah, I robbed a little old lady a while ago with a switch blade. Stole her purse and stuff. (smirks)

Statyx: .....*pulls out high-tech handcuffs*

Shima: (facepalms) You REALLY believed that?

Statyx: No. *puts the cuffs away* But joking like that might get you in trouble. *chuckles*

Shima: So I can't even joke now?

Statyx: *smug, teasing smirk* Nope. Only I reserve the right to crack jokes. *snickers*

Shima: (sticks her tongue out a him) But that's not fair.

Statyx: *smirking* Too bad. Now, any forgery or falsification of documents?

Shima: No -_-

Statyx: Alright. Murder, attempted murder, or assault with intent to kill?

Shima: No, no, and no.

Statyx: Kay. ......Prostitution, rape, or sexual assault?

Shima: Really? -_-

Statyx: Really.

Shima: (sighs) No.

Statyx: Vandalism? Destruction of property?

Shima: No once again.

Statyx: Okay. Well, seems you're good.

Shima: (sighs) Good.

Statyx: So, what's up with you lately?

Shima: (sits on the bench) Nothing, really. It's been quiet and boring around here lately.

Statyx: Huh, that so?

Shima: (rests her chin in her hands) Mhm.

Statyx: Well then, perhaps your parolee slash guardian slash undetermined relative could fix that.

Shima: (raises an eye) Oh yeah?

Statyx: Yeah, but I'm mighty surprised.

Shima: How?

Statyx: You've got an adrenaline-junkee for a boyfriend. Duh.

Shima: (chuckles) True. Buuut he's a hero, he can't be around all the time.

Statyx: And you are-.... a parolee who has to limit her involvement in Eggman's schemes, even if it includes foiling them. Right.

Shima: Mhm.

Statyx: *chuckles* Yeah. Unfortunately I can't help you out with that; went AWOL one too many times to pull strings for a known convict and former- as far as I know- enemy of G.U.N.

Shima: Mm..(sighs) Thanks anyways.

Statyx: Yup. Buuuut I can still show my relative a decent time at least.

Shima: Yeah.

Statyx: *hops off the bench* So then.... what to do....

Shima: (stands up and stretches) ANYTHING interesting.

Statyx: Hmmmm.... *looks at Shima* parkour?

Shima: Alright.

Statyx: *smirks* Alright then. Destination?

Shima: Hmm..Emerald Coast?

Statyx: Naw, somewhere closer. Using superspeed makes it not nearly as fun. Besides, the sonicbooms and wind currents could do some serious damage.

Shima: Fine..outskirts of the city?

Statyx: That's.... 10 miles away, right?

Shima: (nods) I think so.

Statyx: *smirks* Think you can handle that run?

Shima: (grins and stands up) I can handle it.

Statyx: *chuckles* Good.

Shima: (stretches) Ready?

Statyx: Heh, definitely.

Shima: (smirks) Alright.

Comments
Oh God Statyx with a bunch of Electric Creeperhogs--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 08:22, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

O_O--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round 08:24, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Imagine if, like, 100 of those exploded near him at once O_O"--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 08:27, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Statyx: .....Meh, if it's just electricity, infinity plus more still equals infinity.

wut--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 08:30, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Translation: If the explosions lack any power besides the electricity, they won't do any damage to him because his body already generates infinite electricity, and thus adding more to it doesn't do anything.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round 08:35, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it does have a natural knockback effect...--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 08:36, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Then that of course, would hurt.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round 08:42, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

100 of them would hurt--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 08:49, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Statyx and the Creeperhog
[A blue-eyed Creeperhog appears silently behind Statyx.]

Statyx: *remains absolutely still*

Creeperhog: .........

Statyx: .........

[It reaches out a hand...]

Statyx: *remains completely still*

[It lightly pokes him in the back.]

Statyx: *continues to remain still* ''No sudden movements. See how it will act, then react.''

Creeperhog: .......[leans against him in an oddly affectionate way]

Statyx:' ........?

Creeperhog: [Still leaning against him]

[Suddenly...]

???: Agent Statyx!!

''[The loud yell causes the Creeperhog to jump in shock...and then a grenade-force explosion occurs right next to Statyx! Fortunately just a few feet away a green flash of light reveals a perfectly safe- albeit shaken- Statyx]''

Statyx: Aurora damnit that was a close one...!

''[The Creeperhog is looking around frantically, trying to figure out where the yell came from. A small group of soldiers are approaching.]''

Soldier #1: Thank God for Chaos Control. Are you okay, Agent Statyx?

Statyx: Yes... *turns to the soldier* But I would've been even better if you hadn't spooked that thing!! Do you even realize how much that would hurt!?

Soldier #1: Oops...

[Another soldier hits the first soldier upside the head.]

Soldier #2: Moron. -_-"

Statyx: *grumbles, cursing in foreign languages* Anyways, explain what the heck that thing is.

Soldier #2: A Creeperhog; a Troll creation that kills its enemies by exploding on them, literally. kinda like a suicide bomber. Except THIS one doesn't explode itself, for some reason...

Creeperhog: [Stands there idly]

Statyx: Uh-huh. Well that brings me another question: WHY is it standing there when it could run through the troops blowing itself up like no tomorrow?

Soldier #2: We're not really sure, actually. I think it might have been a dud that got thrown out. Doesn't explain why it can generate explosions without killing itself, though...

Statyx: So what, this is the second time they've messed up what could have been a serious threat?

Soldier #2: I guess so...although I'm not sure they even knew what it could do. Which lends itself to the question; what if they did know? They could reprogram all the other Creeperhogs so that they generate explosions instead of blowing themselves up.

Statyx: That's a "What if" question we don't need to answer right now. Just... get a leash and something to occupy the thing so we can transport it.

Soldier #2: Yes sir. [pulls a cookie out of his pocket and tosses it on the ground]

''[Almost immediately, the Creeperhog perks up and toddles over to the cookie, where it picks it up and noms it. Another soldier carefully approaches it, holding a leash and collar. He waits for it to finish eating the cookie before carefully putting the collar around its neck. It doesn't seem to mind.]''

Statyx: Now let's get out of here, preferably without additional explosions.

''[The soldier with the leash nods and stands up, gently tugging on it to make the Creeperhog follow. They all go back to the G.U.N base.]''

Statyx: *takes the lead, heading to the G.U.N. base*

[At the G.U.N base...]


 * (Kagi: Now what?)
 * (Ryu-Maybe they should try to find out how it can generate explosions instead of just blowing itself up.)
 * (Kagi: Perhaps.)
 * (Ryu-I remember hearing an interesting fan theory about how Creepers explode; it's because their blood is like Napalm or something, and they heat up their blood which makes them explode. It was something like that.)
 * (Kagi: Really? Cool.)
 * (Ryu-Yah :V and it makes sense, too)
 * (Kagi: Indeed.)

Soldier #3: [Ties the end of the leash to a metal pole] There.

Statyx: Alright then.

Soldier #3: It'd sure be interesting to find out how it can generate those explosions...

Statyx: How do we do that?

Soldier #3: Errrr....not sure....

Statyx: Just keep scaring it so it'll explode?

Soldier #3: We don't want it wrecking the base...maybe if we put it in a contained room that had explosion-proof walls...

[The Creeperhog sits down on its four bottom legs, looking around curiously.]