Roleplay:The New Ultimate Lifeform

RPs are definately my favorite. In fact, I made yet another RP! After what happened back in Space Colony ARK, our hero J the Hedgehog, as mentioned, was never created inside the ARK by Professor Gerald Robotnik, and was never given a "Project" name at all. He was never part of the Ultimate Lifeform Family... until now. This is because of Shima's father, Xilax, inflicted Johnny with a curse, but was later lifted after defeating Xilax. Not only that, he is somehow experiencing Chaos powers (despite not wielding a Chaos Emerald, and he is no longer in his super form), such as Chaos Control, Chaos Spear and Chaos Blast. Since then, J the Hedgehog was fused with the ultimate lifeform DNA into his bloodstreams. That never stopped J from looking for his old family, however, and he wants to travel back in the past to see his younger brother, N the Hedgehog.

The Ultimate Lifeform Family

 * J the Hedgehog (the only character that was never created by Gerald Robotnik; played by JMB)
 * Umbra the Hedgehog (now turned hero! Played by Vamp)
 * Shima the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Mespira the Sorceress (played by Shima)

The Heroes

 * Desert Hawk (played by JMB)
 * MACH10 (played by JMB)
 * RG-15 (played by JMB)
 * Ryushu the Cat and Pokes (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * Kotuumath the Halfbreed (played by Ryu)
 * Vira the Acara (played by Ryu)
 * Linebeck the Ferret (played by Ryu)
 * Umbra's as-of-yet-unnamed bike (played by J and Vamp: I have no idea what it should sound like.)
 * Kaizer the Hedgehog (J's 14-year-old nephew; played by JMB)
 * Vertigo the Hedgehog (J's 13-year-old cousin; played by JMB)

Neutral
Characters with unknown motives.

Villains
''Oh yes. They must've heard that J is now one of the Ultimate Lifeform Family. Can they try to capture him or kill him?''


 * The Trolls (played by anyone)

Part 1
(At J's Garage (his cars are the Desert Hawk, RG-15 and MACH10, which are all turned off), J looks at the two Chaos Emeralds as he familiarizes with them)

J: [looks at the two red and blue Chaos Emeralds] Hmmmm....

Umbra: (appears behind him) Something wrong, brother?

J: [sees Umbra] Oh, hey Umbra. Just familiarizing with these Chaos Emeralds.

(Then the Desert Hawk starts up its engine and drives off from the garage in order to tell the others.)

J: [sees the Desert Hawk driving off] Don't mind about my trophy truck, Umbra. It does that all the time.

Umbra: It phases me how that vehicle is capable of sentience.

J: Yeah. This was my first vehicle I created back in Fow Toth Town. Everyone was amazed.

Umbra: Perhaps it would be beneficial for me to have such a vehicle.

J: That would be possible. To me, since my vehicles have the capability of driving by themselves, it's possible that they're also part of Mobians.

(Meanwhile with the Desert Hawk, it finds Kotuumath and beeps its car horn)

Desert Hawk: Kotuumath.

Kotuumath: Eh? (looks around) Hey, Desert Hawk!

Desert Hawk: J the Hedgehog is now one of the Ultimate Lifeform Family, Kotuumath.

Kotuumath: He is? When did that happen?

Desert Hawk: He was never created, but he was fused with the Ultimate Lifeform DNA into his body. This gave him Chaos powers.

Kotuumath: Kyewl... :3

Desert Hawk: Should we tell the others?

Kotuumath: Yeah!

(So Kotuumath flies and the Desert Hawk drives off to let the others know. They find Shanoa and Albus)

Desert Hawk: Shanoa. Albus. [pulls over]

Albus: Hi!

Desert Hawk: This may sound crazy, but J was never created at all, but since he was fused with the Ultimate Lifeform DNA inside of him, he became one of The Ultimate Lifeform Family.

Shanoa: Really?

Albus: Wow...

(Back with J and Umbra...)

Umbra: Hmm... That concept... Is quite disturbing.

J: Heh. Yeah.

Umbra: Indeed. So, if you don't mind, could it be possible for my vehicle to have a "voice-off" switch, as it were?

J: [nods] Uh-huh.

Umbra: Although it would be nice to have some sophisticated conversation once in a while... So let's begin construction!

J: Cool!
 * (JMB-Hey Vamp! Are you sitll using the Prank Attack from your blog? Just wondering what the Desert Hawk and Johnny's pranks are :D)

(I'm having "Pranker's Block" at the moment. I'm working on it!)

Umbra: Now... Perhaps... a motorcycle?

J: Not a bad idea, Umbra!

Umbra: Yes, one of those ones like the soldiers ride.

J: No problem. We'll have to draw a design of the bike, though.

Umbra: Of course. (pens and paper appear)

(Meanwhile at the Troll Moon Base...)

Toxic: Is there anything new we can find, master Rageik?

(Toxic walks over to Rageik; Rageik's not here)

Toxic: Huh. He's not here... [sees the computer monitor] What's this?

(Rageik's computer monitor contains vital informations about J the Hedgehog, who has become one of The Ultimate Lifeform Family, but, ironically, he was never created by Professor Gerald Robotnik, but was fused with Ultimate Lifeform DNA into J's bloodstreams, thus allowing him to use Chaos powers without the use of Chaos Emeralds)

Toxic: [smiles evilly] So he thinks he can just show off for his new "relatives". [to the Trolls] C'mon, Trolls! Rageik may not be here, but this is our big opportunity of capturing this "new Ultimate Lifeform" and force him to give us Chaos powers! We will be unstoppable!!

(The Trolls cheer.)

[A Sharp whistle is heard, hurting Toxic's ears.]

Cipher Admin Encounter

(Trust me, Cameron will keep on torturing the trolls. XD)

Toxic: AUGH! it's wolf-boy again! Let's move, Trolls! [heads over to an escape pod and lauches off]

(Stinkwad, Tonic and Bubonic goes inside the escape pods as well and they launch away, leaving the rest of the Trolls to be tortured by Cameron)

Cameron: "Yaaaay..."

[Cameron gets an Evil Grin, his eyes light comically ablaze, he gets out his Detonator, pressing it, bombs go off all over the area, Cameron then uses his Data-Slate to warp out.]

(Toxic, Tonic, Stinkwad and Bubonic lands on Ultimate City, with Tonic's escape pod landing on the ground, just close to Kotuumath)

Tonic: [gets out of the escape pod and sees Kotuumath and runs over to him] Kotuumath!!! My love!!!

Kotuumath: NOOOO!! D:

Desert Hawk: Troll alert. And.... a perverted one -_-.

VS Corpsmen: "Troll Alert!!?"

[The VS Corpsmen cock their Pulsars and fire at Toxic, Tonic, Stinkwad, and Bubonic, shocking them.]

Toxic, Tonic, Stinkwad and Bubonic: WAAAUUUGHHHH!!!!

Tonic: Pleeeaseeee can I kiss dragon-boy for once?!

Desert Hawk: Fat chance. [drives over Tonic's fingers]

(SFX: CCCRRRRRUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!)

Tonic: YYYYEEEEOOOWWWWW!!!!

Toxic: Where is J?!

Black Ops Crow: "Screw you!"

[The Black Ops Crow fires his Lancer, burning Toxic's Shoulder. Kotuumath jumps on Tonic and snaps his neck.]

[The Black Ops Crow stabs Toxic with his EngSword.]

Stinkwad: Feel the smell of my athlete's foot! [his feet's smelly stuff spreads torwards the others]

Bubonic: And my smelliest chemicals! [cackles evilly as he releases an extremely foul stench from his mouth]

Desert Hawk: It is impossible. I am a trophy truck and I am unaffected by foul stenches. [speeds over to Bubonic and Stinkwad, in an attempt to run them over]

Stinkwad and Bubonic: OH NOES!!! [dives out of the way as the Desert Hawk speed by them]

Kotuumath: (Sniffs the air) *gag* WTF IS THAT SMELL?!

Desert Hawk: Athlete's foot, obviously. I'll take care of Stinkwad. [rams Stinkwad at high speeds]

[SFX: WHUD!]

Stinkwad: HELP ME, BUBONIC D:!!!!!

Bubonic: GAH! I'll get you, dragon-dodo! [charges torwards Kotuumath and uses Stink Ball on Kotuumath]

Kotuumath: ARRRRGH!! THE STENCH!! (uses Fire Blast on Bubonic)

Bubonic: GAH! You and your friends are always into hygiene!

Tonic: [gets up, runs over to Kotuumath and hugs him] I WUV YA, KOTUU :3!!!!

Kotuumath: I thought I killed you already!! (punts Tonic)

Tonic: [gets punted in the air] OOOWWWWIIIIIEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stinkwad: Where are you taking me?!

Desert Hawk: To the car wash.

Stikwad: NOOOOOO!!!!!

(The Desert Hawk drives over to the car wash. It shoots out streams of water, soap and rinse. The Desert Hawk drives off and Stinkwad is sparkly clean, along with the Desert Hawk)

Stinkwad: GAH!!! I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

Desert Hawk: My racing seats are water resistant. If you are this smelly, then I can still cook you alive. [spins around and Stinkwad falls to the floor, then uses Afterburner from its side exhaust pipes and Stinkwad is burned alive]

Stinkwad: AAAAGGGHHHH!!!! I'M BURNIIIIINNGGGG!!!! [turns into ashes]

Desert Hawk: Have a nice and clean day. [drives away]

(Back with Umbra and J...)

Umbra: I'm not sure about color though.

(Suddenly, TOxic appears inside J's Garage!)

Toxic: [chuckles evilly as he sees both J and Umbra] Well, if it isn't tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum!

J: Toxic?!

Toxic: What? Not happy to see your old pal?! [dasher over J and grabs him tightly by the throat] I'm always back with a vengeance. I see that you're one of The Ultimate Lifeform Family, eh? Good for you. Now, I'm gonna transfer your new Chaos powers to me!

J: [choking] N...No, Toxic!! Get off of me!

(Suddenly...)

???: RHYPERIOOOORRR!!

(Toxic is smashed by a stony fist!)

Toxic: AAUUUGHHH!!!!

Bubonic: [appears and chokeholds J] Move any closer and he'll die of some horrible disease!! [cackles evilly]

J: [thinking] ''S...Shima... Where... are.... y...you...''

??? 2: HOUNDOOOM!!

(Bubonic is savagely bitten!)

Bubonic: [gets bitten] YEOW!!

J: [gets bitten as well (since he was held hostage by Bubonic)] AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! [falls to the ground]

???: Rhy... >_<

??? 2: Doom... ^_^'


 * (AHEM! [Eyes ignite Ablaze])
 * (Ryu-uhh..... ._.)

Bubonic: GRRRRRR.....!!!! [grabs ahold of J again] Move any closer and your pathetic friend goes bye-bye!!

J's telepathy to Shima: ''S...Shima... H...help me....''

Bubonic: [punches J in the head] Ah-ah-ah! Don't even think about using your head!

J: AGH!

J's weak telepathy to Shima: H...help.... Trolls... attacking me...

'Bubonic: I said shut it, ya dimwit! [punches J in the head hard]

(J, who got hit in the head hard, falls unconsious.)

J: Ugh... [falls unconsious]

(Meanwhile with Kaizer and Vertigo...)

Vertigo: Man, I cannot believe we're lost! Thanks a lot, map boy!

Kaizer: Hey, it's not my fault, cousin! J should be in Ultimate City! We should try and find him.

Vertigo: Whatever, Kaizy. [sees Kotuumath] Hey, let's ask this cool-looking dragon guy! [runs torwards Kotuumath]

Kaizer: Okay! [follows Vertigo and sees Kotuumath] Excuse me, dragon guy! Have you seen uncle J anywhere?

Kotuumath: "Uncle" J?

Kaizer: Yes. You know, J, N's brother.

Vertigo: [plays his propeller hat] WHEEE!!! Cousin J could be anywhere, Kaizy!
 * (JMB-BTW, Vertigo's a guy, but he acts like a child)

Kotuumath: Uh, I can't remember where I saw him last. Sorry, guys.

Kaizer: Awww... oh well, thanks anyway! [to Vertigo] Let's...

Kaizer and Vertigo: LEAPFROG!!!

(Kaizer and Vertigo leapfrogs out of here, in search for J)

Shima: (sses the two people leap-frogging) Uh...Okay...(hears J)

Shima's Telepathy to J: J! What's going on?! Where are you?!

(J's only last words is that he was in a garage, before he lies unconsious)

Shima's Telepathy to J: Hang on, J! (runs towards J's house, hoping to find him there. She arrives, and goes inside his garage.) J?

Kaizer: Huh? [sees Shima] Hmmm.... should we follow her, Vert?

Vertigo: Yeah. Grab onto my legs. [activates his propeller hat and he begins to fly up]

Kaizer: [grabs onto Vertigo] Let's follow her.

(Bubonic and the other Trolls manage to escape.)

J: [feels a sharp pain from his head] OW! Help... Shima...

Shima: J! (runs over to J) Where are they?! (growls angrily) Are you okay?

J: It was the Trolls... they got away... [grabs onto the back of his head, which was in pain]

Shima: Crap! Here, let me look. (looks at the back of J's head)

(J's back of his head is completely bruised like a grapefruit)

Vertigo: What do you see, Kai?

Kaizer: Dunno... all I'm seeing is a black and red hedgehog... that's it.

Vertigo: Un-be-lie-vable, Kai!

Shima: Ouch...(pulls out some bandages and wraps them around J's head) Here, maybe this'll help.

J: Thanks, Shim--errr... sis. [chuckles] I appreciate it.

Shima: (smiles) No prob, bro! Now...(stands up and cracks her knuckles) To find those Trolls!
 * (JMB- I'm wondering is Mespira knows about this...?)

J: Yeah! Nobody messes with me and my new family...! Well... yeah.

Shima: Let's go! (she and J leave to find the Trolls)


 * (Shima: You really want Miss Crazy in this? Mespira: I AM NOT CRAZY!!!! (crazy laugh))
 * (JMB-Well, at least she'll be aware that she has a new "nephew")

Kaizer: Whoa... [sees J] it's uncle J!

Vertigo: Let's follow 'em! [hovers in the air while following Shima and J] And.... he has a new girlfriend... [stifles laughter]

Kaizer: Oh-ho-ho, J has a girlfriend! Woooo!


 * (Shima: Okay!)

(Mespira suddenly teleports behind the two)

Mespira: And what have we here?

J: Uh oh... it's Ms. Laughs-a-lot again!

Kaizer: [sees Mespira (still up high in the air)] Whoa! Who is that crazy thing?!

Vertigo: Who knows? But whatever the reason, she's smiling... evilly!

Shima: (sees Mespira) Oh, crap...Not her....!

Mespira: (to Kaizer and Verigo, then jumps high in the air and flies) I am NOT crazy! Grrrrr! (pulls out her Chaos Energy scythe)