Talk:Manik the Hedgehog

Ain't he cute? X3 (even though there's no pic...)--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 23:35, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Manik Panik.MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! 23:03, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Could you make a new section where Lol tries to capture Manik? Sonicfan919 07:15, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Part 1

 * Interact with the little munchkin here!

Kyle: Awww, cute! Hey there, kid!

Manik: Hai!!

Kyle: Hehe! Wanna play tag?

Manik: Yeah!

Kyle: You can have 15 seconds to run away. Ready... go!

Twister: hey guys did I miss anything?

(Manik runs past Twister, giggling.)

Twister: I did didn;t I?

Kyle: Playing tag with short stuff over there. 5 SECONDS!

(Manik is trying to climb a tree.)

Twister: I'm in if you want me to be it for you guys :)

Kyle: Aaaaand TIME! (falls through the floor, comes up out of Manik's shadow, flies to his level and taps him on the shoulder) Tag!

Twister: eep *zooms off to hide*

Manik: WAAAUUUGH!! (falls out of the tree)

Kyle: (grabs him) Woah there, little dude! Careful! (sets him down on the ground)

Manik: Th-Thanks...!!

Twister: *behind a bush* heheh no one can find me here....

Kyle: Heh! No probs! Hey, wanna see a funny trick?

Manik: Yeah!

Kyle: (grins, sinks into his shadow, comes up behind Twister unnoticed, takes a deep breath) OOGABOOGAWOOGABLARGH!

Twister: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs into a tree*

(Manik is laughing so hard he's fallen over.)

Kyle: Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me, there's a tree there! (staggers over to Manik, shaking with laughter, high-fives him and collapses with laughter)

Twister: you both owe me 20 Mobiums

(Little do they know that they are being spied on!)

Kyle: (gasping for breath) You... should have... seen... your face!

Twister: give me the mobiums NOW!

Manik: *shaking in laughter* I-I don't h-h-have any...!!

Kyle: Hmm... how about... no! (grabs Twister by the shoulder and zaps him with a 300-volt joy buzzer, K.Oing him) Come on, Manik, let's bolt before he wakes up! (grabs Manik, runs a short distance and takes off into the sky)

Manik: WHOA!!

Twister: *frew minutes later he wakes up* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wait, I already have 100 mobiums, who cares >_<' but that was soooo unnecessary.......

Kyle: WOO! (barrel-rolls and lands in a field about 1 mile away)

Manik: That was FUN!

(somehow the see a yellow and black blur dashing towards them)

Kyle: Glad! Hang on... (looks around) Someone's following us...

Twister: never shock me AGAIN unless you wanna get a north star 100 crack fist so it's pounded into you........

Kyle: Shadow clothesline. (a shadow darts out and clotheslines Twister as he dashes towards them) No, someone actually worth worrying about is following us...

Twister: shut up, just give me a handshake and forget the mobiums alright?

(While Twister and Kyle have their backs turned, a small, round flying robot with four spindly claws flies over and grabs Manik!)

Manik: AAAHHH-(the robot covers his mouth)-*muffled yelling*

(The robot begins to fly away with Manik in tow!)

Kyle: What the-?! (points at the robot, and uses Technokinesis, forces it to land on the ground and disassemble)

Manik: (Curled into a ball, whimpering)

Kyle: Where'd this come from? (picks up its CPU and uses Techno-Telepathy to "download" all its data, enabling him to see all the information about it)

(It seems to have been a search-bot of sorts, developed by Dr. Robotnik!)

Kyle: Fatboy Slim, of course. Who else would build an evil robot to kidnap Speedy McStuck-up's little bro?

Manik: (Gets back up and looks around cautiously)

Kyle: (still scanning the chip)

Manik: *sniffle* Why does Robotnik keep chasing me...?!

Kyle: Because he's so fat, he's jealous that we're so awesome-looking, so he chases you because he knows you're cooler than him.

Manik: Really?

Kyle: Of course! And what's with that moustache?! He looks like a mutant walrus-man!

Manik: *giggles*

Kyle: (inflates his cheeks and puts a finger across just below his nose like a mustache and sticks his belly out) Wohoho! Look at me, I'm Fattyfat Mc. Fatterton III!

Manik: *laughing*

Kyle: Look at me! I'm Omletteman, and I walk like I have a hardback copy of The New Adventures of Superman: The Collector's Edition on Blu-Ray shoved up my butt and held in with a cork! (struts around)

Manik: (Rolling on the ground laughing uproariously)

(An ominous shadow falls over them...Manik stops laughing and looks past Kyle, terrified.)

Kyle: (stops dead) It's Eggman, isn't it?

Eggman: Correct...

Kyle: .___. Crap.

Manik: *whimpering*

Eggman: What's this, Kyle? You're babysitting?

Kyle: Nah, the little dude wanted to play Tag, and things escalated, you know? Oh, and guess what?

Eggman: What?

Kyle: Tag, you're it! (slams his elbow into Eggman's face and karate-kicks him in the crotch)

(His foot gets stuck in Eggman's considerable fatness!)

Kyle: DAMNIT! (pulls his foot out, flies upwards, and karate-kicks Eggy in the face this time)

Eggman: GAH!! (holding his face) MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! (pulls out a laser gun) YOU'LL BOTH PAY FOR THIS!!

Kyle: (snaps his fingers and the gun explodes)

Eggman: Gah!! Grr...(throws a rock at them)

Kyle: (waves, and a shadow cuts the rock in two)

Eggman: !!

Kyle: Anything else you would like to attempt to hit us with? A giant robot, perhaps? Or a cow?

Eggman: Hmmm.....(runs over to Manik and punts him)

Manik: WAAAAAGH!!

Eggman: YES!! I've always wanted to do that!! >:3

Kyle: !! (a shadow darts up, absorbs Manik, and he spits back out of Kairu's shadow) Big mistake. (shadows swirl around him)

Eggman: Sh*t... O_O"

Kyle: (his own shadow stretches out behind him, then rises up, taking the form of a huge monstrous nightmare version of Kyle, but totally silhouetted except for two scary glowing pure-white eyes)

Eggman: ............ (runs away screaming; a big brown stain can be seen on his fat bottom)


 * (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XP)

Kyle's Shadow: (reaches out, grabs Eggman, slams him to the ground, picks him up, and pelts him all the way back to his base)

Eggman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Manik: (Laying on the ground, gasping in pain (he got kicked really hard in the stomach/chest)

Kyle: You alright, Manik?

Kyle's Shadow: (returns to normal)

Manik: (Panting and gasping) H-H-Hurts...!!

Kyle: Crap! Uh... (thinking) WhatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoiDO?!

(Manik continues to cough and gasp for air.)

Kyle: DAMMIT! Umm... maybe... we should... Ah, screw it! (grabs Manik and jumps into a shadow, teleporting to Chaos City Hospital, out of Dr. Carson's shadow) Carson!

Carson: WHOA! (whips around) Kyle?!

Kyle: Fatboy Slim punted the kid, and he's kinda hurt, as you can see. So... (hands Manik to Carson)


 * (Ryu-Maybe we should wait for Shima...)


 * (Okay. I'll go and get her.)
 * (Shima: (Pops up head) Someone say the "S" word?)
 * (Ryu-I did.)
 * (Shima: Mmaky. Catch me up, please)
 * (Ryu-right, so Kyle and Manik were playing tag and stuff, when suddenly Manik was attacked and nearly carried away by one of Eggy's search-bots. So Kyle destroyed it, and then the real Eggman comes by. He tries to attack with a laser gun, but that fails, then a rock, but that fails too, so he kicks Manik square in the stomach/chest area. Then Kyle's shadow turns into a monster, Eggy tries to run (we see that he poo'd himself) but Kyle's shadow grabs him and throws him away.)


 * (Eggy punted Manik, and Manik is now apparently seriously injured, and Kyle went to Carson for medical help.)
 * (Shima: (winces) Ouch...)

Carson: (cradles Manik and rushes him inside)

Manik: N-No, wait...!
 * (Ryu-Manik's also afraid of Overlanders.)

Kyle: Don't be scared, little guy! (holds up twin photos of Eggman and Carson) Bad Overlander. Good Overlander! See?

Carson: You'll be fine.. (looks at Kyle) Would you come in with? I don't think he'd be comfortable without someone with him.

(Manik starts whimpering, which soon turns into wheezing.)

Kyle: (salutes) Of course!

Carson: (leads Kyle inside holding Manik, and soon gets X-rays of Manik's chest) Hmmmm...

Manik: *whimpering*

Kyle: (mucking around with another X-ray machine to make Manik laugh)

Carson: (rubs a hand through his hair (which isn't much)) It looks like your sternum is cracked, and a couple of your ribs are broken, too..

Manik: *coughs* I-It h-h-hurts...

Carson: (pats Manik) We can fix your ribs, but the plate... (stops and thinks)

Kyle: That's really bad, amirite?

Carson: (nods) I'm not sure how you can repair a breast plate.. It's not like an arm..or a rib.

Kyle: Now, see, there are three ways around this obstacle. One! We get someone with Chaos Powers, and they use Chaos Heal.

Carson: (nods)

(Manik begins scooting towards the edge of the table...)

Kyle: Two! We somehow get a bazillion dollars and fix it with high-tech surgical machines and stuff.

Carson: How would we do that..?

Part 2
(A nurse comes in, and to Manik's surprise, it's a female Mobian!)

Nurse: I got some more X-rays for you, doctor.

Carson: Ah, thank you. (examines the X-rays)

Manik: !! )looks at the nurse)

Nurse: (sees Manik) Aww, hey there, little guy! ^_^

Manik: Uuuhhh......h-hi....

Nurse: (goes over to Manik and kneels down so she's at eye level with him) What's you name?

Manik: M-Manik, ma'am...

Kyle: Option three, I go to Moebius, kidnap Kairu's Moebian counterpart, and force him to use his healing power on Manik.

Nurse: (holds out her hand) My name's Gezzelle.

Carson: ...I like option one better.

(Manik takes her hand.)

Manik: That's a pretty name... ^^

Gezzelle: Why, thank you. ^_^ Manik's a nice name, too.

Manik: *blushes* Thanks.

(Kyle is now dancing around behind the x-ray machine.)

Carson: (looks at Kyle) Will you get out from behind there?!

Gezzelle: (sees Kyle dancing and laughs)

Kyle: (grins, steps out from behind the machine, but his x-ray remains, continues dancing simultaneously with his x-ray)

Manik: O_O

Carson: Oi...(rubs his temples) Do you know anyone who can peform Chaos Heal?

Kyle: Umm... Well, the Ultimate Lifeforms in general... (starts beatboxing while his x-ray breakdances)

Carson: Do you know any of them?

Kyle: Yeah, and those I don't know, I know someone who knows someone who knows them.

Carson: Can you get them for me?

Kyle: (thinks, then nods) I'll get Hali. (backflips into a shadow)

(At Hali's house...)

Hali: (humming to herself while reading)

Kyle: (flips out of her shadow, landing in front of her) Hali!

Hali: Waaah! (falls off her bed)

Kyle: (a shadow grabs her and sets her on her feet) Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, come with me!

Hali: Okay...

Kyle: (puts one hand on Hali's shoulder, drops through a shadow, reappearing in the hospital room)

Carson: !!!

Kyle: I got her. Hali, we need you to do Chaos Heal on Manik. Eggman apparently broke his sternathingy, and we can't fix it manually.

Hali: Oh, okay.. (walks over to Manik and Gezzelle) Hi! ^_^

Manik: H-Hi...

Hali: Now, where does it hurt?

Manik: (Points at his chest) H-Here...

Hali: Okay, then. Just stay still... (she gently places her hand on Manik's chest, and her hand glows) Chaos...Heal!!

Kyle: (watches)

(Manik is healed!)

Hali: (sits down out of exhaustion) Whew...

Kyle: Yeah!

Gezzelle: (helps Hali into a chair)

Hali: Thanks...

Kyle: ..... (continues his x-ray dancing routine)

Carson: -_-'

Kyle: (does a headspin)

Gezzelle: (laughs)

Kyle: (does the moonwalk)

Carson: You better hope I don't turn that machine on.

Kyle: Aw, come on! I look awesome as a dancing skeleton!

Carson: Mhm.. Right.

Kyle: Go on then, try and switch it on! ...IF YOU DAAAAAAAAREEEEE!!!!!

Carson: (hand hovers near the switch)

Kyle: (raises one eyebrow) Dooooooo iiiiiiit.....

Carson: (shrugs) Okay. (presses the on button on the X-ray machine)

(Nothing happens)

Carson: ....

Kyle: (grinning)

Carson: ...Smarty.

Kyle: (laughs)

(Manik giggles.)

Gezzelle: (hides a laugh behind her hand)

Carson: Not you too, Gezzelle! D:

Kyle: You know what they say- (pulls on a fuzzy multicolored wig, a fake-nose-glasses-moustache thing, and a big red nose, also puts on a denim vest and a baseball cap, starts breakdancing) Laughter is the best medicine!

Gezzelle and Hali: (laughing)

Carson: (smiles and shakes his head)

Kyle: (headspins) Hahahahaaaaaa!

Carson: (facepalms)

Kyle: (strikes a gangsta pose) Word.

Hali: (falls of chair laughing)

Gezzelle: (falls on floor and leans against the table laughing)

Carson: (tries to hide laughter)

Kyle: Yeah, fool! I'm so G!

All: (laughing)

Kyle: Nyuk nyuk nyuk. All I need now is a cream pie and some suspenders and I can join the Three Stooges. Oh, wait- I have a cream pie already! (pulls out a pie and throws it at Carson)

Carson: !!! (gets hit) .....

Manik: *giggling*

Kyle: (picks the pie tin off the ground and licks a bit of cream from the sides) My compliments to the chef! Oh, hang on a minute... That's me! (produces a marker, draws a curly moustache on his face, speaking in a bad French accent) It needz one final touch... (puts a cherry on Carson's head) Zere! Eet eez perfecshun!

Carson: (pulls out a hanky and wipes it all off) You're so funny, aren't you? (takes some of the cream and smears it on Kyle's face) ^_^

Kyle: (smears the cream with two fingers on his cheeks, war paint style, produces an army helmet and sticks it over his cap) THIS IS WAR! (throws a blueberry pie at Carson) EAT BERRY FILLING, OLD MAN!! (growls like Mr. T)

Carson: (ducks and makes his cream look like Indian war paint) Bring it on, youngster!

Kyle: Oh, it's ON! (pulls out a water balloon)

Carson: O_O

Kyle: Yes, be afraid, be very afraid... HIYA! (throws the water balloon at Carson)

Carson: Wait, not in-(the balloon hits him, spraying water everywhere, even teh machines) !!!!

Kyle: It's okay, I can fix! (uses Technokinesis to fix all the machines) There! Okay, so no water weapons then. So how about THIS!? (whips out a huge Nerf gun)

Carson: O_O

Kyle: "O_O" indeed! For THIS is the Vulcan EBF-25, with ammunition box, cartridge belt and full auto enabled! 3 bullets per second! (cocks it)

Carson: (gulps)

Kyle: (evil laugh, fires at Carson) Dance, doctor, dance! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Part 3
(Later...)

Statyx Meets Manik
[One day, Tonic the Hedgehog is harassing Manik.]

Tonic: Wanna have some fun with me, cute little boy?

Manik: No! You're a bad person!

Tonic: [Grabs Manik's shoulder] C'mon...~

Manik: No means no!! DX

???: *ahem*

Tonic: Eh?

[Statyx is standing there, his arms crossed and tapping his foot]

Tonic: Oh, uh, hey there! This cute little boy and I were just having some fun...isn't that right? [looks at Manik, his hand still on the lad's shoulder]

Manik: [Slaps Tonic's hand]

Tonic: Ow! Why you little-

[A static bolt hits the ground right next to Tonic's foot.]

Tonic: [Jumps up] Yiih!!

Statyx: 20 seconds, counting by 5s.

Tonic: [Flees]

Statyx: Welp, that was simple.

Manik: [Crosses arms] Hmph. I coulda taken out that Troll myself. I am a Freedom Fighter, after all.

Statyx: Yeah, riiiiight.

Manik: [Ear twitches with aggravation] I am a Freedom Fighter!! 3:<

Statyx: You're a rookie, that's what.

Manik: I'm tough enough to take on a dumb old Troll any day! [puffs out chest and (still soft) quills to look intimidating]

Statyx: *pats Manic on the head* Say that when you can actually fully harden your quills.

Manik: [Pushes Statyx's hand away indignantly] Hmph! Oh yeah?! D:<

Statyx: Yeah.

Manik: Well...uhh...(trying to think of a comeback) Uhhh....

Statyx: Take your time. I am ageless.

Manik: [Crosses arms] At least I don't work for G.U.N.

Statyx: Oh yeah? What's wrong with that?

Manik: They're all a bunch of jerks who don't care what common people think!

Statyx: That so?

Manik: Yeah! They just walk all over whoever they want to!!

Statyx: *ear twitches* Oh yeah?

Manik: [Puffs chest again] Yeah!!

Statyx: Hmph, at least this G.U.N. agent can do a spin attack.

Manik: I can do a Spin Attack too! I've been practicing, watch! [curls into a ball]

[Statyx abruptly punts him, hard. Manik lets out a loud muffled cry as he goes flying in the air.]

Statyx: *jokingly/mockingly* That's quite the bounce attack!!!

[Manik is still in the air...]

Statyx: *grins, then throws a Lightning Whip, which catches Manik*

Manik: *yelp*

Statyx: *pulls hard, making Manik fly back towards him*

Manik: *muffled* WAAAUUUUGH!!

Statyx: *catches Manik, then throws him*

Manik: *muffled* AAAAAAGH!! [tries to uncurl]

Statyx: *catches Manik with a Lightning Whip again*

Manik: [Still trying to uncurl] *muffled* S-Stop it!! P-Please!! DX

Statyx: *pulls Manik back again*

Manik: *muffled* ''Please!! Stop!!''

Statyx: *catches him, but doesn't throw him*

Manik: [Shivering, still balled up]

Statyx: Be careful with that mouth of yours, runt. I was just messing with you to teach you a lesson, but a bad guy might send you flying. Or just blast you to smithereens.

Manik: [Hesitantly uncurls]

Statyx: *drops him*

Manik: [Lands on his butt] Oww!! DX

Statyx: Heh, can't even take being dropped on your butt, yet you think you can take on some of the big baddies out there?

[Manik gets up and faces Statyx, shaking with anger and fear, tears forming in his eyes.]

Statyx: *looks at him with a serious expression* Wake up kid. Sonic may make his fights look like all fun and games, but he puts his life on the line every time. In the fights you're so eager to join, people can die.

Manik: *low growl* Y-You G.U.N jerks are all the same!! [storms away angrily]

Statyx: Hmph.

(A little bit later, in Station Square, Manik is fuming over his encounter with Statyx.)

Manik: Hmph! Stupid G.U.N jerk...if I was as strong as my brother, I'd teach him not to mess with a Freedom Fighter!

(He sits down on a bench.)

Manik: *bitterly* He thinks he's so tough and awesome that he can just do whatever he wants, and not even care...ha! Typical G.U.N soldier.

(Meanwhile, Statyx is walking through Station Square.)

Statyx: Damn, why is that kid such a brat?

(The bench Manik is sitting on is fairly close by.)

Statyx: *keeps walking*

Manik: [hears footsteps] ?

Statyx: *doesn't notice*

Manik: [Looks around and sees Statyx] o_O

Statyx: *still walking, he doesn't seem to notice Manik*

[Manik dives underneath the bench.]

Statyx: *keeps walking* Damnit, the kid needs to seriously figure it out.

Manik: [Glares at Statyx from beneath the bench]

Statyx: In the battles we fight, people risk their lives in order to to protect what they hold dear.

Manik: I want to protect my friends too!!

Lol Tries To Capture Manik
Lol: (Thinking:If I do this right I might be able to get him to the trolls)Hey kid want some chocolate icecream?

Manik: Sorry, but I can't take gifts from strangers. My brother said so.

Lol:I'm your brother's, friend's, friend! (He's not kidding)

Manik: ........I don't trust you. [walks away]

Lol:Dang it!

(Later)

Lol: (Dresses up as Sonic mimicking his voice) I'm home dude! Just had to honor my adoring fans!

Manik: Hi, big bro-[stops]-.....

Lol:Want to come with me to trash some Egg-butt?

Manik: Ah-HA!! You're not Sonic; he never lets me come with him on missions unless there's at least 3 other Freedom Fighters with us!

Axebox: (Disguised as Rotor) Come on!

A random troll: (Disguised as Krinkinko) Eggman won't wait!

Another random troll: (Disguised as Tails) Let's get a move on!

Lol: See there are other freedom fighters. Now let's go!

Manik: And it's not for fun, either; its strictly for observation and some training.

Lol:Eggman wants to see how the hedgehog family fights by sending massive robots to our house! We must stop him!

Manik: You're not Sonic, so just quit while you're ahead!

The real sonic: I'm back from the grocery store and......(To Lol)Who the heck are you!?

Lol:Ummmm.....TWIN BROTHER! I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU! (Hugs Sonic)

Sonic: GET. OUT. NOW.

Miley meets Manik
(Miley seen walking down the street. And, ironically, so is Manik.)

Miley: *sees Manik walking alone, then turns to him* Uh, excuse me cute little boy?

Manik: (Looks around) Huh?

Miley: Over here. What are you doing walking all alone? Where's your guardian?

Manik: Oh, my older brother's letting me get something from the store all by myself. ^^

Miley: Oh, since we wouldn't want a cute little guy like you being robbed. *pinches his cheeks*

Manik: *blushes*

Miley: What's your name?

Manik: Manik...

Miley: that's a nice name! My names Miley (*cough cough* Cyrus XD)

Manik: That's a nice name too. :)

Miley: *blushes, cute high pitched voice* Oh thank you!

Manik: No problem. ^//^

Miley: Your such a cute little sweetheart! *rubs his furry head*

Manik: *blushes harder*