Talk:Dagmar the Hedgehog

I wonder what Jeremy would think if he met Dagmar...--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----*wheeze* 19:25, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know, but I know that I imagine Dagmar being very BA. &quot;To the Idiotmobile!!!&quot;  19:27, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

LOLz--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----*wheeze* 19:28, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

I have this to say to every Moebian who's messed with Dismal: Karma.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round 19:29, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Epic, epic karma.--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----*wheeze* 19:31, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

XD &quot;To the Idiotmobile!!!&quot;  19:32, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, just epic freaking karma...BEAT EM DAGMAR :D nice moebian!.....if he has friends...I dunno who would be the lucky people befriending him (other than the moebian liberation army) Tails  6000  19:02, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

I've been wondering. Is Dagmar a troll? Sonicfan919 20:02, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Dagmar: *snarl* Absolutely not!

Oh yeah since Dismal is only a troll because he got turned into a troll. Sonicfan919 20:06, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Interaction RP

 * (Ryu-Interact with this chara here.)

Krinkinko: Hey dismal....wait your not dismal!

Dagmar: ?

Krikinko: How come you look so much like dismal. Oh wait I forgot dismal doesn't talk much!

Dagmar: ........

Krinkinko: Well speak you impostor.

Dagmar: I am Dismal's Moebian counterpart.

Krinkinko: (smirks) So you're not a scaredy cat?

Dagmar: (Eyes narrow) Do I look like one to you?

Krinkinko: Well you look like dismal who is one!

Dagmar: -_-"

Krinkinko: So want to play some video games?

Dagmar: Video games?

Krinkinko: Yep

Dagmar: First you question my bravery, then you ask if I want to play video games?

Krinkinko: Yep! I just wanted to make sure you didn't act like dismal.

Dagmar: ...........................whatever.

(At kinks house playing super smash bros. brawl)

Krinkinko: Good thing Fa-La-Stu isn't here! She thinks Dismal is cute and she would mistake you for him!

Dagmar: Errr.....okay..... ':/

Fa-la-stu: (comes in) Dismal! Your not afraid anymore! Now come on let's go to the movies!

Krinkinko: Oops I must of forgot to lock the door again!

Dagmar: (Looks at her) ..........

Fa-La-Stu: I'm paying!

Dagmar: ..................I am not Dismal.

Fa-La-Stu: Well..............do you still want to go to the movies?

Dagmar: .............

Fa-La-Stu: Well...........?

Dagmar: .........after this game.

(After 16 3 minute matches

Fa-La-Stu: Ready yet?

Dagmar: Yeah.

(After they see the movie The hedgehog princess and the mobian frog)

Fa-La-Stu: Wasn't that movie great Dagmar? I'm glad I didn't take Dismal.

Droget: Dismal!? Where?!

Dagmar: Why are you glad you didn't take him?

Fa-La-Stu: He would whine about how dark the room is, how loud it is, why the screen is big, and why the popcorn has butter on it.
 * (Ryu-Good thing Dismal didn't hear that...)

Dagmar: .................

Fa-La-Stu: Want to do anything else?

Dagmar: ....... (crosses arms) I thought you liked Dismal?

Fa-La-Stu: Naaaaaaaah I just thought he was cute and defenseless but your cuter.......oh but not defenseless.

Dagmar: .........

Fa-La-Stu:We should do this again sometime...(walks off into the distance)

Dagmar: Okay.....

(Fa-Lq-Stu blows him a kiss before she chaos controls away)

Droget:(Walks up)Did you go on a date with Fa-La-Stu or something?

Krinkinko: (Walks up as well) Yeah did you go on a date with her?

Dagmar: We only went to the movies...

Krinkinko: She blew you a kiss though and she called you cute.

Dagmar: Yes. That doesn't mean I think of her as a girlfriend.

Droget: No duh she's 13 your 14 beside you probably like those moebian girls better >:).

Dagmar: I have no interest in a mate.

Krinkinko: So....since dismal is good and wouldn't hurt anybody are you gonnah' kill us now? 0_0

Dagmar: No... -_-"

Droeget: Oh...thanks dude we'll try to pry Fa-La-Stu off of you but she'll probly keep chasing ya'!

Krinkinko: See ya.

(they walk off but come back two minutes later)

Droget: You should tell her it wasn't a date because she won't believe me! Please?

(Later)

Lol:(Walks up to Dagmar)Do you like the trolls?

(Dagmar growls softly.)

Dagmar: Trolls? I have no business with them.

Lol:Well unlike you I do! (Stings Dagmar in the back)

(The sting doesn't do much due to Dagmar's vest and thick layer of quills beneath...he whips around and slashes Lol with his claws.)

lol:(Slowly regains his footing then rapidly stings Dagmar in the chest)

Dagmar: *pained snarl* (kicks Lol powerfully)

Lol: AAAAAH! I almost forgot, you're Dismal's other self. That must mean your not a kiss up for a friend I try to say a good word about him to the trolls and he goes back in time with banshee! (Weakly forces Dagmar down and uses poison sting)

Dagmar: [Is hit] *growl* [slashes Lol in the face again]

Lol: Gawk! (Coughs up blood) Then again....you make a pretty good other. (Tries to fly away but falls back down) A little help here?

Dagmar: (Gets up, holding his arm where he was poisoned) Help yourself. I may just rip you apart if I try to help you.

Lol: (Heals the wound)How?

Dagmar: (Trying to hold back a snarl) Because a friend of The Trolls is no friend of mine!

Lol: What do you have against the trolls you're both bad as heck!

Dagmar: Technically, my grief is with the Trolls allied under Rageik.

Lol:(Gulp)Why's that?

Talkplay? WrathOfTheNerd9000 02:19, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Okay.--  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 02:25, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hm... what if Banshee mistakes Dagmar for a troll and they fight? WrathOfTheNerd9000 02:27, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

That'd be interesting...--  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 02:28, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I bet. You can start first. WrathOfTheNerd9000 02:29, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Dagmar vs. Banshee
(One day, Dagmar is walking through the Moebian Dimension...)

Banshee: *watching Dagmar* Hm...

Dagmar: ......... (sniffs the air slightly) .......

Banshee: *disappears*

Dagmar: *low growl* [keeps walking]

Banshee: *appears behind Dagmar*

Dagmar: (Abruptly stops walking) *low growl* (slowly reaches for his dagger)

Banshee: *slowly reaches for his pistol*

Dagmar: (Places a hand on the hilt of his dagger) Who are you?

Banshee: *grabs pistol and aims it at Dagmar* Name's Banshee.

Dagmar: Hmm...I see...

(Quick as a flash, he kicks the pistol out of Banshee's hand.)

Banshee: *grins and uses Incinerate! on Dagmar*

Dagmar: !! (Backflips out of the way)

Banshee: *injects a plasmid into his wrist and uses Winter Blast on Dagmar*

Dagmar: (Curls into a ball and spins in place at high speed to counter the attack)

Banshee: *tackles Dagmar*

(Banshee gets cut on Dagmar's sharp quills! He uncurls and slashes at Banshee with his claws.)

Banshee: *sarcasm* Ow, Charlie, that really hurt! *Rick rolls Dagmar*

Dagmar: (Seems unfazed by the RickRoll) ..........What the hell was 'that supposed to be?

Banshee: Jeez, even the Rick roll doesn't work... oh, well. *knocks out Dagmar*

Dagmar: Graahhh!! (falls over)

Banshee: *chains Dagmar to a chair and turns on Batman and Robin*

Dagmar: (Wakes up) Ugh...(sees Batman and Robin playing) What? This dumb old movie?

Banshee: Yep. Have fun! *leaves*

(Dagmar ends up falling asleep from sheer boredom...)

Banshee: *returns and bangs on a pan* Hey!

Dagmar: *snort* Wha-

Banshee: *turns on Jaws: The Revenge and leaves*

Dagmar: That shark is so fake. (falls asleep again)

Banshee: *returns and turns on Superman IV*

(Dagmar is still asleep.)

Banshee: *whacks Dagmar's head with a pan* WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Dagmar: *angry snarl* [shakes his head vigorously]

Banshee: Good.

Dagmar: *annoyed tone* May I ask why you are doing this to me?

Banshee: 1. You're a Moebian. 2. Moebians are freaking evil.

Dagmar: Hahaha! Tell that to Anti-Knuckles and Kaiser!

Wrath: *uses Electro Bolt on Dagmar*

Dagmar: *pained snarl*

Banshee: *unlocks the chains*

Dagmar: Let me ask you something; would the Moebian counterpart of a Prime villain be evil too?

Banshee: Dismal isn't evil.

Dagmar: That is true. Is Knuckles evil?

Banshee: Use to be.

Dagmar: No, not by choice. He was tricked into thinking that Sonic and Tails were trying to steal something he was meant to protect.