Talk:Elsie the Hedgehog

I don't know how, but I got to edit!! She is nowhere near finished, but watcha think of my deeply disturbed first troll character?

Nice....but keep her from hotdog, Merinda already wants him to be her husband.... Tails 6000  01:49, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Wow...I would not want to be a guy around her! Sucks ot be Toxic! >:)   Alyssa the Wolf  15:43, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I'd feel bad for them too!! XD--Famotill 15:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

Elsie:*sees Hotdog, and pictures a baby, she latches on to him* Hello, there!!! *Weird laughter, that soon turns into annoying snorting*

O_O (snickers anyway)   Alyssa the Wolf  15:46, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Elsie:*Glances at Shima* Grrrr.... You won't take away my babies *runs at shima ready to attack her, foam is flying from Elsie's mouth!!*

Shima: AAAAHHH! (runs away) CRAZY LADY'S AFTER ME!

Mespira: Hey, that's my title! >:(   Alyssa the Wolf  15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Statyx: *kicks Elsie away* Not on my watch, lady!--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: Hoyo, what's going on?

Statyx: Crazy girl is attacking Shima, which, as you know, I cannot allow.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 15:52, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Shima: Crazy lady chasing me!! (hides behind Ryu)   Alyssa the Wolf  15:52, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: (Looks at Elsie) Okay, she looks pretty nuts, but not dangerous...


 * (Ryu-Also, Famo, Tonibus is gay too.)
 * (Famo-Yup, I know. I plan on adding more character relationships soon, oh and isn't Ryu 18? That's how old Elsie is.)
 * (Ryu-Whoops. :B)

Hotdog: -_-' when will she know me and merinda will already have a baby...thank goodness the troll chips work on us too....well virtually any female to be exact.....

Elsie:*Grabs onto Statyx's arm* Ever considered children?

[Cameron is watching, an Anime Vein on his forehead.] My Widdle Killing Machine  is Solar

Cameron's thoughts: 'Thank GOD I'm a nerd!'

Jeremy: *staring at statyx and eslie* remind me to run once she sees me....

[Tigero walks in]

Tigero:Well, I got nothing better to do. So what's up, Came?I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 22:26, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Cameron: "This."

[Cameron projects a Spacial Boot, punting Elsie off of Statyx.]

Jeremy: thank goodness......

Elsie:*Only goes back a small distance, and catches the boots. She crushes it in her hand* Grrrrrr.....

Tigero:[backs away] I'm not mobian, wrong species...leave me alone...

(Then Linebeck and Albus happen to walk in.....XD)

Linebeck: Hey guys. What's going on?

Tigero:Quickly, try to look like me, not a mobian. trust me.

Sunny: WTF, this Elsie girl is crazy!

Twister: watching

Hotdog: Jeremy

Merinda: nearly get his butt seduced by elsie....

Linebeck: Eeeehhhhh........

Statyx: .....What did she ask me?

Tigero:She asked you if you'd ever considered children.

Claterix:So you're the famous romantic hedgehog I've heard about...Yer kinda like my idol!

Jeremy: and the man getting to be my bodyguard due to me thinking she'll be onto me next -_-'

[Cameron then resorts to explosives.]

[Tigero covers himself in lava] No touchie.

Twister: I bet elsie would like a fox a bit too much would she?

Jeremy: don't know...what if she liked a breegull for some strange reason.......

Merinda: then prepare for your escape because she's gonna soon latch to your waist and nearly make you kiss her for 5 seconds or more

Tigero:Is THAT all? Oh, come on, I've seen WAY worse.

Elsie:*Clenches fists, narrows eyes,To Cameron* Try me...

Tigero:If all she does is cling, then HA! Why am I scared?I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 20:35, May 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * (Ryu-Elsie doesn't notice Linebeck and Albus?)

[artemis-lol Ryu I havin same problem. I'd love to see how Elsie reacts to a different species ]

Ryu: (Suddenly gets evil idea) HEY!! YOU THERE!! (wraps an arm around both Linebeck and Albus and pulls them to her) TWO GOOD-LOOKING MOBIANS, RIGHT HERE!!

Albus: Ryu, what are you doing....?

Elsie:Hmm? *Looks over at the two, and rushes towards them clinging on both of them.* I wonder what a Cat/Hedegehog/Ferret baby would be like!!!

Albus/Linebeck: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Tigero:Ryu,Ryu,Ryu. I don't know what-[closes mouth]....I mean, why would you do that?

Ryu: (Points to head) Evil thought. Must obey.

Johnny: [confused] Errr.... riiiight....

Tigero:Evil? Really? Well, here's what happens were i obeying such things.

[Raeserai zooms in, kisses Ryu, and zooms out]

Tigero:....not what I meant, but good enough.

Johnny: [sniffs] I smell weirdness... and I think I know why...

Linebeck: I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!!

Johnny: No one wants to be a father. Heck, not even J's vehicles. It's... impossible.

Albus: That has nothing to do with this! Cars can't have children!

J: Quit mentioning that, Johnny! Everyone knows that my cars cannot have children, even if they have their own free will!

RG-15: Eeeeeexactly!

Bolt: [points to Else] Duuurrrr...... who's that :B?

Ryu: >:3

Johnny: Man, I feel sorry for Bolt... Nah. I'm with ya, Ryu >:).

Jeremy: twister, we're lucky that she hasn;t come onto us...well specifically you speaking -_-' and me if I had a girlfriend


 * (Twist-JMB I is using my fursona JSYK since he and ur anti have the same first name)
 * (JMB-Yeah. I know)
 * (Twist- if they did I' say something bout him pecking someone, then the difference is shown)

(Bolt stupidly approaches torwards Elsie)

Albus: Hey, isn't that Bolt?

[Cameron was fidgeting with something.]

Johnny: Yup.

[What is Cameron possibly thinking of?]

Ryu: Cameron, what's wrong?

Cameron: "This..."

[Cameron fires something in the air.]

Johnny: !

Bolt: [pokes Elsie] Durrr.... hi :B?

[It lands, it's a Minefield firer!]

Elsie:*Looks at Bolt, but pictures an ugly baby* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Picks him up and rips him in half!!!* RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!