Roleplay:TechnoLazyBot!

TechnoLazyBot, TLB, messing with people 2010-2011!

Part 1
TLB:Kurugero.

Quiet, you.

TLB:Shim-

{claps hand over it's mouth}

ShimatheHedgehog: What was that?! (brings out a club with nails in it)

Artemis:Do you really want to know?

TLB:Tomato lettuce bacon.

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr... (lowers the club) We can't you get rid of that thing?

Artemis:Because it happens to be rather good at making doughnuts. They're not fatty, yet tasty.

TLB:Doughnut. *spits out tray of glazed doughtnuts, sets them down*...Statyx is a banana.

Hunter1034: DONUTS!!!!!! *tackles the tray*

ShimatheHedgehog: My doughnuts!!!!!

TLB:Hunti-

(I quickly shut it's mouth)

ShimatheHedgehog: (glares at the TLB)

Hunter1034: *gets up, a doughnut hanging from my mouth* What the heck is that thing Art?

Artemis:Just something I made.

TLB:Hedgehog Pie.

ShimatheHedgehog: (takes a step back from the TLB and eats a doughnut)

Hunter1034: ? *nibbling on the doughnut*

ShimatheHedgehog: It's an evil robot.

TLB:Daltyssa.

{I stop it s second too late}

ShimatheHedgehog: (crushes doughnut in hand)

Hunter1034: *jaw gapes, dropping the doughnut*

Artemis:._. meep...

ShimatheHedgehog: (brings out the club) Artemis, you better run. Now.

Artemis:I wish I'd installed a working off button on this thing.

TLB:Chaotics-

(slaps it) Oh no, nothing with THAT guy in it.

ShimatheHedgehog: (starts hitting the TLb with te club) Turn off!!

Hunter1034: *tries pulling Shima away* You're not gonna make it any better!!!

TLB:HOTDOG! LETTUCE! CHEESE! SALAMI!

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr!! (keeps hitting it)

TLB:SHIMJSHIMJSHIMJBEEEEEEEP!

ShimatheHedgehog: (stops) I...think I broke it..

TLB:......Bop....Bacon.

Hunter1034: *fusonaforms* I don't think so... *backing away from it*

TLB:*spits a mistletoe at Dalton* Beep!

Dalton: Ahg! *dives out of the way*

TLB:Bacon Dispensal Mode.

Artemis:Uh oh...

Alyssa: Not again...

Dalton: ?

TLB:Statyx is a banana. *starts psitting bacon everywhere*

Alyssa: Oi.. (pulls up a sheet of ice to block the bacon from hitting her)

[All the bacon passing by Tigero gets cooked]

Dalton: BACON!!! *starts catching the cooked bacon in his mouth*

Alyssa: (chuckles and waits for the TLB to stop)

Tigero:At least someone's happy.

Alyssa: Mhm.

Tigero:*pokes the TLB*

TLB:*stops* Now serving doughnuts. *another tray comes out*

Alyssa: Doughnuts! :D

Dalton: *swallows* Yay! The nuts of dough!

Tigero:*picks some up and tosses them to Dalton and Alyssa*

Alyssa: Yay! :D (eats doughnuts) :)

Tigero:^_^

Alyssa: Om nom nom!!

Dalton: *eating slowly, trying not to make a pig of himself*

TLB:Kagelly.

Alyssa: (eating doughnuts) XD

Dalton: XD

TLB:*pulls out...an airhorn and a megaphone* initiating Mizu quirk No#4

Alyssa: O_O (covers her ears)

Dalton: ?!

Alyssa: I'd cover your ears if I were you!

Dalton: ? *covers his ears anyway*

[It blows the airhorn into the megaphone, both at top volume]

Alyssa: (grits teeth and covers her ears)

Dalton: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *blood starts dripping through his fingers*

Alyssa: !!!!!

Tigero:*ears flat, melts the megaphone*

Dalton: *still holding his bleeding ears*

Tigero:*walks over and pats him* you okay, my freind?

TLB:Cookies!

Dalton: N-no...

Tigero:*Tries to bring his ears back together with heat*

TLB:COOKIES!

Dalton: Nhg... *slowly rights himself*

[A soon as he does, a cookie is shot into his mouth]

[the sheer force of the cookie knocks him back over]

Tigero:What in the name of- *cookie is shot in mouth, falls over*

Dalton: *still on the ground* ._.

Tigero:....*eats it* double chocolate chip. ^_^

Dalton: *starts chewing* Mhm. ^^

Tigero:*smiels

Dalton: *slowly sits up* ...

[two more cookies get shot in his mouth]

Dalton: Mph!

TLB:COOKIE! *shoots a cookie shaped like Dalton's head at him*

Dalton: *ducks under it* !!

TLB:*stops*

Thirza: *Walks past* Cookie?

TLB:Cookie! *shoots coookies at Thirza*

Skully: COOKIE!

TLB:COOKIE!

Alyssa: COOKIE!!! :D

Dalton: *swallows* yep!

Alyssa: (eating cookie)

TLB:*shooting cookies everywhere*

Dalton: *nibbling on a cookie*

Alyssa: (blocking the cookies from hitting her with ice)

Thirza: Potato!

TLB:BEEEEP! *stops completely*

Alyssa: Huh.. (puts down the ice wall)

TLB:....bop...

Thirza: Hmm..?

TLB:.....

Dalton: I think you borkekd it...

TLB:KURUGERO!

Tigero:*smacks it* Thing always turns back on sooner or later.

TLB:*suddenly walks torward Dalton*

Dalton: o_o *Starts backing away*

Alyssa: ...? (watching the TLB carefully)

TLB:*walking to Dalton*

Dalton: *backing away.

TLB:*walks faster*

Dalton: O_O' *backs into a wall* !

TLB:*picks Dalton up*

Dalton: !!!! *starts struggling to escape*

TLB:*Puts him in a fishnet, then picks the net up*

Dalton: What in the nine hells is wrong with your robot, Tigero?!!

Tigero:*sitting with legs crossed* You know, I'm beginning to think it might be the 4E*5 drive...

Dalton: The wut?

Tigero:Or... It might be...

TLB:*picks the net up high, as if about to throw it*

Dalton: !!!!!!!!

TLB:Daltyssa.

Tigero:Oh, that's what it's-

[The 'bot suddenly thrusts the net forward, opening it, launching Dalton at Alyssa]

Tigero:...doing...

Dalton: O_O" *tries maneuvering himself so he'll hurt Alyssa as little as possible*

Tigero:*shuts the robot off, takes off a panel, and starts working on the systems*

(I suppose now we just wait for Shima.)

(Yep.)

(Shima: I'm here now)

Alyssa: O_O (light blushing)

Thirza: That is some wacked out robot.

Dalton: *quickly gets up off Alyssa, blushing*

Alyssa: (sits up and blushing)

Dalton: *blushing* S-sorry about that...

Alyssa: (gets up; blushing) I-It's okay...

Dalton: *looks at TLB* I hope he fixes it this time...

Alyssa: (nods) Yeah..If it was broke before, worse now.

Dalton: Wait... if that trend continues... *eyes widen*

Alyssa: Do I want to know..?

Tigero:I THINK I've fixed it. *turns it on*

Alyssa: You think...?

TLB:...Beebop...

Tigero:...I think...

Alyssa: I hope so..

TLB:...Ding!

Tigero:...ding?

Alyssa: ...?

TLB: *shoots a microwave dinner out*

Alyssa: !! (blocks it with an ice wall)

[it was a cooked microwave pizza, and it slides comically down the wall, trailing tomato sauce]

Alyssa: -_-

Tigero:^_^' Eh heh...

TLB:Pizza. *repeatedly shoots pizzas*

Alyssa: (shuckles, then grabs a pizza and eats it)

TIgero:*snatches one* Yick...mushrooms.

Alyssa: (picks off everything, making it just cheese and eats it) ^_^

Tigero:You like just cheese?

Alyssa: (nods)

Tigero:*nods* Genevieve did, too...*staring at nothing*

TLB:...Beep...Initiating function...

Alyssa: (looks at Tigero) Oh..

TLB:...18...

Alyssa: 18...?

Tigero:18..?...Not good....*shifts away from the robot*

Alyssa: Why? (looks at the robot uncertainly)

Tigero:Suffice to say, I think it's not quite fixed yet.

TLB:Alyssa targeted.

Sledge: err, the hell is that thing.

TLB:Sledge targeted instead.

Alyssa: (takes a step back anyway)

TLB:*rumbles a while, then spits out a minature figurine of Sledge*

Dalton: *cocks head to the side* ?

[The figure moves!]

Alyssa: ?!

Dalton: That doesn't bode well...

[Suddenly, it triples, doubles, and triples again in size, becoming a giant metal version of Sledge!]

Dalton: O_O'

Metasledge:RAAAGH!

Alyssa: Eep! O_O

Dalton: We're so screwed...

Metasledge:*raises a hammer over Alyssa*

Alyssa: Crap!

Sledge: im guessing that's your machine tiger-head?

Dalton: Alyssa! *pushes Alyssa out of the way of the hammer*

Tigero:Er...

Metasledge:*the hammer starts to come down, now on Dalton*

Alyssa: No! (dives under hte hammer and creates a shield of thick ice to protect them)

[it shatters the ice, then comes up again]

Dalton: *marks start swirling, and a voice that is now Dalton's hisses from his throat* Geeeeeeeet Baaaaaaack...

Alyssa: !

Sledge: i'll take that as a yes. *sigh*

[Dalton's marks burst out of the back of his shirt, forming wings, while the ones on his forearms form wrist blades]

[the hammer comes down again]

Alyssa: !!

[Dalton jumps up to meet it, shredding the hammer into scrap metal like it was paper]

Alyssa: !

[He lands lightly, his wings preventing the metal from harming him or her]

Alyssa: (watches in awe) Whoa..

Dalton: *glares back up at the sledgebot, getting ready to strike again*

Alyssa: (holds Dalton's arm) I-I don't think it can attack anymore..!

Dalton: *Looks back at her, but the eyes aren't his own, having purple slashes throughout the irises* .........

Alyssa: !! (gently squeezes his arm) Dalton...?

Dalton: *the eyes soften* Daaaaaaaaallllltooooon iisssssssnnnn't iiiiiiinnn cooooonnntrooolll aaaaaaat theeeee mmmmoooooommmmmeeeeeennnnnt...

Alyssa: ?!!? What..are you tlaking about..?!

Dalton: ... Caaaauuuullllldeeeeeeer boooooouuuuunnnnd meeeeeee toooooooo theeeeeeeee boooooy...

Alyssa: Caulder.. (eyes narrow) If that isn't Dalton speaking..then who is it?

Dalton: ... IIIIIIIIIII... dooooooooon't knooooooowwwww...

Alyssa: Hmm.. (grips his arm) Can...you please let Dalton in control again..?

Dalton: *shakes his head* Toooooooooo daaaaaaaaaannnngeeeeerrrrouuuuuussss... fooooor theeeeee booooooth offffff yoooooooouuu...

TIgero:*A jet of lava destroys the metasledge thing*

Alyssa: Oh.. (looks at him sadly)

Dalton: *looks at the now melted robot* Noooooooowww saaaaaaaafffffe...*the markings retract back to Dalton's fur, and he collapses once they're back in place*

Alyssa: Dalton! (bends down nex to him)

Dalton: *slowly comes-to* ...... eh?

Alyssa: A-Are you okay...?

Dalton: *Sits up* ... I think so...

Alyssa: (hugs him) Good..!

Dalton: ! (hugs back, blushing)

Alyssa: (blushes)

Tigero:...*starts working on the robot again*

Dalton: *looks at Tigero, still hugging* Every time you try and work on that thing you make it worse.

Alyssa: Can't you...get rid of it?

Tigero:Well, I would, but then again, I'm positive that if I just get it to work...

Alyssa: Okaay..

Tigero:Then it should be the perfect little robot.

Alyssa: Let's hope..

Tigero:...Dalton, do you have any spare batteries?

Dalton: *checks his pokets* Nope, sorry...

Tigero:Alyssa?

Alyssa: Hold on a sec. (opens her backpack) Hmm....(opens something and takes out two batteries) I don't know how much they have left in them, though.

Tigero:That's fine, the robot self-recharges them.

Alyssa: 'Kay.

Tigero: Thanks. *put the batteries in*

Alyssa: You're welcome.

Tigero:*bangs the robot a few times*

TLB:...beep!

Alyssa: (watches it warily)

TLB:Tig-

Tigero:*smacks it* Don't wanna hear it.

Alyssa: (shakes her head)

Sledge: Zzzzz

TLB:Sledge-son of Shadamy.

Tigero:What?

Dalton: *shrugs*

Alyssa: I...think it said who he is..

TLB:Beep.

Dalton: That could be...

Sledge: *pulls out a large hammer, similar to amy's hammer but blue and white, out of his hat, then pang's TLB in the face, all without opening his eyes* .....

TLB:Sledgsa!

Tigero:Fweh?

Dalton: Did he just say Sledgsa?!

Alyssa: I think it did. O_O

Tigero:Sledge and whonow?

TLB:TIgamy.

Tigero:WHAT!?

Alyssa: XD

Dalton: XD

Tigero:*glares at it*

TLB:Tig-

Tigero:*smacks it* Tig-nothing. I don't want that.

Dalton: XD

Alyssa: XD

Tigero:I don't see how this is funny.

Alyssa: Sorry..

TLB:Bacon.

Dalton: I like bacon! :D

Alyssa: (laughs)

Dalton: What? It's true!!! :3

Alyssa: Okay okay. XD

Dalton: I just realized something...

Alyssa: What?

Dalton: You take TLB's acronym, and turn it backwards, you get BLT!!! XD

Alyssa: (laughs) XD

Dalton: I like BLT's!!!!! :3 *starts trying to eat TBL*

Alyssa: Uh...Dalton..I don't think he's edible..

Dalton: *stops after trying to bite it the first time* Nope... If I kept going i'd break my teeth...

Alyssa: I wonder if this thing can make BLT's...

Dalton: *shrugs*

Alyssa: Hmm..

Dalton: *looks at her* ?

Alyssa: I'd try to see if the robot can make any, but I'm afraid I'll break it. ^_^'

Dalton: It's already broken! XD

Alyssa: Haha okay, I'm afraid I'll break it even more!

TLB:*promptly stuffs a BLT in Dalton's mouth*

Dalton: ^^ *starts chewing*

Alyssa: XD

TLB:Beep.

Dalton: *swallows* Yum! ^^

Alyssa: ^_^

Dalton: *licks his lips* Could've used a little more mayo, though...

TLB:Mayo.

Tigero:You will now learn why it is never wise to criticize food near the chef, Dalton.

[Dalton is promptly covered in mayo by TLB]

Dalton: Ewww!

Alyssa: Ew..

[ A tiny tan-colored Domivariel (see category if I haven't made adrticle) flies on top of Dalton and starts licking him]

Dalton: ... It feels like someone's liking my head...

Alyssa: (laughs) Because someone is. XD

Dalton: Say what?!

[The Domivariel is obvioulsy very young, now working it's way down his face]

Alyssa: XD

Dalton: O_o Erm......

Alyssa: Hey, at least its getting it off.

[The tiny domivariel is a surprisingly fast eater, and his head is already clear]

Dalton: True...

[he notices a tiny slip of metal in it's wing with a name on it]

Dalton: Eh? *looks closer at the wing*

Mysteryn

No Current Owner

Dalton: Mysteryn..? ... that's a different name.

Mysteryn:*licking down one arm*

Dalton: *smiles at it* Cute...

Mysteryn:*apparently full now, it curls up on top of his head and falls asleep*

Dalton: ^^

[It's wings wrap arouns itself as it sleeps]

Dalton: *slowly stands up, then goes over to tigero*

Tigero:Cute Domivariel, that.

Dalton: Aye. *tries looking up at it*

Tigero:*takes the metal insert off the wing* you know, you're free to put your name as the owner.

Mysteryn:*asleep*

Dalton: No, not without it's consent. I'd never force my self on anyone, especially someone this young*

Tigero:Most Domivariel love having owners. This one's too young to speak, telepathically or otherwise. If he sticks around you for the next two or three days or so, you'll know it likes you.

Dalton: ... *nods slowly*

Tigero:Just be careful with the little guy. Domivariel are frail enough, but this one's bones are hardly pencil-width.

Dalton: O_O' ...

Tigero"And I'm not talking about those fat pencils, either. Still, he's got a big wingspan, so he can still fly.

Dalton: ......... Now I'm afraid to even touch the little guy -_-'...

Tigero:Just be soft. *very gently strokes the tiny feline as he puts the insert back on it's wing*

Dalton: ... right............

Alyssa: Aww he's cute!

Dalton: *smiles* Yeah...

Mysteryn:*opens it's eyes, and looks at Alyssa. It reaches out and touches her nose with it's tiny paw*

Dallton: Awwwwwwwwwww.. :3

Alyssa: Awww hey there! ^_^ (gently pets its paw)

Mysteryn:*smiles. Slowly, using her nose as a pawhold, it starts to climb over to her head*

Alyssa: ^_^ (holds her hands under him in case he falls)

Mysteryn:*it does indeed fall, it's wings fluttering as it lands in Alyssa's hands*

Alyssa: I gotcha. ^_^

Dalton: ^^

[Suddenly, a huge crash is heard!!]

Alyssa: !!

Dalton: *whips around to face the source*

(I gota go soon)

Mysteryn:*frightened squeak, shoots itself down Dalton's shirt*

Dalton: !

[A short while later, multiple howls are heard, followed by more crashes, and the boom of a large tree being felled.]

Sledge: *look's at the source* my god, it's horrable it's ugly, it's inhuman, it's......


 * (Kagi: ...unable to be seen because it's too far away.)
 * (S-flare: i think i know who it may be anyway so...)
 * (Kagi: You could be wrong.)

Dalton: *Goes to investigate, cradling Mysteryn*

Mysteryn:*tiny mew*

Dalton: *starts humming, trying to comfort the tiny Domivariel*

Mysteryn:*looks up at him when he does, curiously*

Dalton: *smiles down at it*

Alyssa: Aww ^_^

[The group finds Justin, panting and in the middle of what could only be compared to a battlefield. Justin is panting, and while it can't be seen clearly, it seems that white mist is coming from one of his hands...]


 * (Kagi: Powers = secret.)

Alyssa: J-Justin..?!

Mysteryn:*hides in Dalton's shirt*

Sledge: i thought it would have been sparky. meh im leaving, syler tag out.

Justin: H-huh!? O-oh, uhhh, hi guys! *hides his hands behind his back*

Alyssa: Uh..hey. (raises an eye when he hides his hands)

Justin: Ummm.... so uhhh....

Alyssa: (watches mist come from behind Justin's back)

Justin: Erm.... so what base are you and Dalton at?

Alyssa: Huh..?

Justin: Uhhhhh... are you guys at second base yet or what!?

Alyssa: (blushes)

Justin: What, is that a yes? *shakes his hand frantically behind his back, dispelling the mist*

Syler: *just floating there, staring off into the distance*

Alyssa: (blushing) I-It's none of your business..!

Justin: That answer usually leads people to believe it's a "yes", Alyssa.

Alyssa: O-Oh.

Justin: So? Yes or No?

Dalton: I'm not familiar with that analogy, Justin. Anyway, you scared the life out of poor Mysteryn.

Justin: Basically, have you two... *whispers to Dalton what he means, which is something quite mature*

Dalton: O_o N-no, nowhere near that point yet.

Part 2
(Just then, Ryu, Shanoa, Albus, Linebeck and Kotuumath appear.)

Ryu: Hey guys, what's going on?

Dalton: Nuthin' really...

Sledge: just being insulted by an annoying robot.

syler: i thought we tagged out?

Ryu: Annoying robot?

Dalton: TechnoLazyBot.

Ryu: Oh.

Alyssa: Evil robot.

Linebeck: Aww, how evil can a little robot be?

TLB: Beep. *pokes Ryu's glasses*

Linebeck: Ohhh boy... O_O

Ryu: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Dalton: *starts backing away, cradling Mysteryn*

Mysteryn:O_O

Justin: ''Whew! Good thing the subject's changed...''

Sledge: *hand ryu his hammer* go nut's.

Ryu: (Ignores Sledge) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFALCON PAWNCH!! (Falcon Pawnches the TLB)

TLB:Be-*BOOM!*

Ryu: NOBODY...TOUCHES...MY...GLASSES!!!

Sledge: *put's his hammer in his hat and start clapping, a singler tear in his eye* ohh so cool.

Dalton: o_o'

Alyssa: O_O

TLB:......*gets back up*....Lineshu.

Tigero: Oh no...

Ryu/Linebeck: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! D:<

Dalton: Ohsh*t!

TLB:Beep....Beep....Recalibration. Justishu.

Linebeck: (Pulls out Swiss Army Knife and switches it to "Tazer") Imma taze that robot's shiny metal butt!!

Sledge: you sure you don't wan't the hammer?

Dalton: ...............

Tigero:It's like a Joe. It can't be permanently destroyed.

Justin: The bot's way off; it should be saying "Roubeck".

Linebeck: (Turns to Justin) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

TLB:Justeam.

Dalton: XD

Albus: OMG! Nasty!

Sledge and syler: *on the floor laughing*

Justin: *grabs Sledge's hammer, then slams it down onto the TLB's head, then into its crotch*

TLB:*it falls over, only to get back up momentarily and say,* Albouge.

Dalton: *laughing* XD

Alyssa: (laughs)

Sledge: t-too funny! c-c-can't breathe! *laugh's harder*

Albus: (Unholsters Agartha) Get out of the way, Justin. (fires an Acerbatus blast at TLB, hitting it dead on)

Dalton: *instantly stops laughing* O_O

TLB:*get knocked far back, but once more it just gets back up and says something* Daltamy.

Alyssa: !!! >:(

Kotuumath: D:

Alyssa: (pulls out the club again) >:(

TLB:Kotyssa.

Alyssa: (begins walking towards the robot with the club) >:(

TLB:Beep.

Kotuumath: (Materializes sword) *snarl*

Alyssa: (lunges at the robot) DIE!

TLB:Beep?

Linebeck: I want to kill it next! >:D

Alyssa: (starts bashing the robot with the club) >:(

TLB: Lineshu! *whack* Daltyssa! *whack* Ryuckles! *whack*

Knuckles: (Pops out of a hole in the ground) I heard my name in an unfamiliar couple pairing.

Alyssa: (bashing the robot) You don't want to know!

Sledge and syler: *laughing so hard they're making no noise*

Knuckles: Why, is it someone gross? (sees TLB) Ooh! Punch-bag!

Alyssa: Yes, a punching-bag! Go punch it, Knuckles!

Knuckles: Sweet! (jumps out of hole)

Linebeck: T_T

Ryu: You'll get your turn, Beck, don't worry.

Knuckles: Hehehe...(prepares a Focus Punch attack)

Alyssa: (scoots out of the way)

Knuckles: Sayonara, robot! (punches the robot with Focus Punch)

[SFX: WHAM!]

(The TLB goes flying, and lands in front of Leon S. Kangaroo, who's busy practicing the use of a rifle.)

Leon: Wha...? A robot?

TLB:...Leonoa

Leon: What?

TLB:Bacon.

Leon: .......

TLB:Statyx is a banana. *starts shooting bacon everywhere*

Leon: !! (ducks behind the shooting stand to avoid the bacon)

TLB:BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP *runs in random direction*

Leon: (Peeks out from behind stand) *thinking* WTF is this robot's problem...?!

TLB:*Runs straight into Ryushu, knocking off her glasses*

Sledge: *still laughing hard*

Syler: *has calmed down somewhat* hah hah, this, hah hah, this thing's funny as hell!

Ryu: (Gets up) ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!

TLB:*picks up her glasses, and put them on*

Ryu: Oh HELL NO!! [charges at TLB]

Linebeck: (Jumps in front of her) No Ryu, you'll hurt your glasses! D:

(Unable to stop, she slams right into him.)

[SFX: WHUD!]

"crack..."

Linebeck: Ouchies... X~X

Ryu: ....what was that crack?

[It appears the robot has committed suicide....Ryu's glasses have cracked from being poked one too many times...]

Ryu: My...my glasses...

Tigero:*small voice* Oh dear...*hides*

Linebeck: *nervously* Hey, at least the robot's dead... R-Right?

Albus/Kotuumath: ....... *flee*

Ryu: My...glasses...are...broken...

Sledge: *calmed down* should we run?

Syler: *teleport away*

Sledge: damn it >:(

TIgero: N-no, they're just cracked, Shu...ehe...

[The glasses suddenly break into small chunks of plastic.]

Tigero:....or not...

Knuckles: Uhh...[quickly digs into the ground and digs away]

Ryu: ............. *eye twitches*

TLB:*holds upa sign that says, "statyx did it"*

Linebeck: Oh the damn thing's still alive...

Ryu:   RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!    (fires a Shoop laser at the TLB)



Linebeck: ._."

Sledge: 0.0'

Dalton: ._.'

Tigero:....Where's the robot?

Dalton: Most likely... vaporized...

Alyssa: Wow O_O

"Beep"

Dalton: Or not... *cuddles Mysteryn*

Mysteryn:Mew...

Dalton: You Ok?

Mysteryn:*looks up at him* Mew...

Dalton: ... I don't understand.

Mysteryn:*uses a wingtip to point at it's mouth*

Dalton: Oh! *grabs his bag* I think I have tuna in here somewhere... *rummages around in it*

Mysteryn:*eagerly looks at his bag*

Dalton: Aha! *pulls out a can of tuna and opens it* There we are. ^^ *sets it down for the Domivariel*

Mysteryn:*eagerly starts eating it* ^^

Dalton: ^_^

Mysteryn: Mmm...Mew..mmm.

Dalton: He's cute when he eats. ^^

Tigero:Indeed.

"beep"

Dalton: Where's the beeping comming from? I dont see TLB anywhere...

Tigero:COunt to ten...

Dalton: o_o' *does as instructed*

[When he reaches ten, the pieces of TLB reform themselves where it was blasted]

Dalton: 0-0

Alyssa: O_O

Ryu: This is blasphemy...this is MADNESS!

Tigero: Actually, it's just TLB.

Kotuumath: Oh! Oh! Ryu, can I?!

Ryu: Go ahead.

Kotuumath: Sweet! (runs over to TLB) THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAA!! (kicks the TLB far away)

(The TLB flies over to a small group of Trolls, landing right on top of Dismal (of course.)

Dismal: *weakly* Oww...

Toxic: WTF was that?

TLB:*loudly* BEEP! *sticks a mistletoe in Toxic's mouth*

Toxic: Mmmph?! (spits out the mistletoe) WTF?!

TLB:*cocks head to side, and it tries to repeat what Toxic said*...Beep...da....boop...

Toxic: Uhh...

Dismal: (Weakly pawing at the air) Help...

TLB:Boop! *picks Dismal up and throws him at Toxic*

Dismal: WAH!!

Toxic: (Dodges) Hey! What's your problem, robot?!

TLB:*picks Toxic up...*

[Back with Ryu, she sees Toxic falling torwards her]

Ryu: Oooooooooooooooh crap.

Toxic: GAAAHHHHH!!

[He crashes into Ryu.]

[TLB promptly walks up and drops Dismal on top of them]

TLB:Beep.

Toxic: Well hello there, kitten~

Ryu: Piss off.

Toxic: Ohh, don't be that way~

[Kotuumath grabs Toxic by the quills, making Dismal drop onto Ryu.]

Kotuumath: I believe she told you to piss off, womanizer.

Toxic: Stay out of this, halfbreed freak!

Albus: Hey Kotuu, can I shoot him in the balls?

Toxic: What?! D:< (looks down at Dismal) Dismutt's the one laying on top of her! Shoot him!

Dismal: !

Ryu: (Hugs Dismal to her and gets up) Don't you DARE pin this on him, you sick little f***!!

Dalton: (randomly) Cookies!!!!!!!!!! *ninja kicks Toxic in the face, then goes back to watching Mysteryn eat*

Sledge: *holding his hammer* i got this. MAN! MAN! MAN! *everytime he say's "man" the hammer grow 3X it's size with an ice layer*

Syler: you gotta teach me that!

Mysteryn:Myaa! *suddenly jumps on Toxic and rips at his face with needle claws*

Dalton: XD

TLB:*inquisitive look*...MYAAA! *jumps high, and lands on Toxic, stomping him repeatedly. Mysteryn returns to it's perch on Dalton*

Dalton: o_o W-wow...

Part 3
Random Rangers: YAY!!

Sledge: >:P heh heh. *Brings the mega sized hammer down on both the TLB and Toxic, which causes a little crater*

[SFX: *crash*]

Random disembodied voice: Double kill!

Random Rangers: HOORAY!

Dalton: You do realize that the both of them'll just regenerate, right?

Sledge: *create's another hammer out of ice* yup. heh heh heh.

[Just as Dalton said, TLB's parts just reform]

TLB:....Beep....Albanoa...

Shanoa: Wow, it said something that made sense for once.

Dalton: ... Is that a sign of the apocalypse?

Kotuu: I guess so..

Dalton: ... Then shouldn't we start running and screaming in terror?

Linebeck: I'm good at that! [runs around in circles] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Dalton: XD

[Toxic the regenerates.]

Toxic: Uuurrgh....[sees Linebeck] What wrong with him?

Ryu: He's practicing running around and screaming in terror for when the Apocalypse comes.

Albus: Speaking of which, we should be doing that too! [runs around in circles] AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!

Shanoa: .........no thank you.

Dalton:... Their stupidity... hard to resist... >_<'

Ryu: ............... [runs around in circles] RRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!

Dalton: ....... '>_<"

Kotuu: [Runs around in circles] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dalton: I cant take it anymoar!!!! (picks up Toxic over his head and starts running around in circles) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!

Toxic: What the f***?!

Dalton: (still running) Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Aaaallllbbbuuuuussssss?!!!!!!!

Albus: Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh Daaaallltooooooooonnnnn?!

Dalton: (skids to a stop) Wanna see how good your aim is? :3

Albus: [Stops as well] Okay!

Dalton: Ready? :3

Albus: [Pulls out Agartha] Yeah!

Dalton: Go! (he throws Toxic into the air!)

Toxic: WAH!!

Albus: >:D [fires multiple times at Toxic, hitting him]

Toxic: GAAAAHHHHH!!!

Dalton: :D

Mysteryn: Myaaa! *triumphant-ish*

Dalton: Awwwwww. :3

Mysteryn:*paws Dalton's nose*

Pyre: i hear troll are weak to fire, the mythical kind anyway. lets test the theory. >:D