User blog comment:Mr.Zaya/(Funny) Moments of my life/@comment-3200919-20120728211107

Two things:

1. During my freshman year, I got into a fight with some Neanderthal jock in the cafeteria. He pinned me to the ground, and I started shouting, "I GIVE UP, I GIVE UP!!!". As soon as he got off of me, I elbowed him in the groin and he fell over.

2. Okay, I used to have whole bunch of hedgehogs. They all died, and when they did, I buried them in my backyard. But when the last one died, I buried him in the garden in my front yard because I was too lazy.