Roleplay:TechnoLazyBot!

TechnoLazyBot, TLB, messing with people since 2010!

TLB:Kurugero.

Quiet, you.

TLB:Shim-

{claps hand over it's mouth}

ShimatheHedgehog: What was that?! (brings out a club with nails in it)

Artemis:Do you really want to know?

TLB:Tomato lettuce bacon.

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr... (lowers the club) We can't you get rid of that thing?

Artemis:Because it happens to be rather good at making doughnuts. They're not fatty, yet tasty.

TLB:Doughnut. *spits out tray of glazed doughtnuts, sets them down*...Statyx is a banana.

Hunter1034: DONUTS!!!!!! *tackles the tray*

ShimatheHedgehog: My doughnuts!!!!!

TLB:Hunti-

(I quickly shut it's mouth)

ShimatheHedgehog: (glares at the TLB)

Hunter1034: *gets up, a doughnut hanging from my mouth* What the heck is that thing Art?

Artemis:Just something I made.

TLB:Hedgehog Pie.

ShimatheHedgehog: (takes a step back from the TLB and eats a doughnut)

Hunter1034: ? *nibbling on the doughnut*

ShimatheHedgehog: It's an evil robot.

TLB:Daltyssa.

{I stop it s second too late}

ShimatheHedgehog: (crushes doughnut in hand)

Hunter1034: *jaw gapes, dropping the doughnut*

Artemis:._. meep...

ShimatheHedgehog: (brings out the club) Artemis, you better run. Now.

Artemis:I wish I'd installed a working off button on this thing.

TLB:Chaotics-

(slaps it) Oh no, nothing with THAT guy in it.

ShimatheHedgehog: (starts hitting the TLb with te club) Turn off!!

Hunter1034: *tries pulling Shima away* You're not gonna make it any better!!!

TLB:HOTDOG! LETTUCE! CHEESE! SALAMI!

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr!! (keeps hitting it)

TLB:SHIMJSHIMJSHIMJBEEEEEEEP!

ShimatheHedgehog: (stops) I...think I broke it..

TLB:......Bop....Bacon.

Hunter1034: *fusonaforms* I don't think so... *backing away from it*

TLB:*spits a mistletoe at Dalton* Beep!

Dalton: Ahg! *dives out of the way*

TLB:Bacon Dispensal Mode.

Artemis:Uh oh...

Alyssa: Not again...

Dalton: ?

TLB:Statyx is a banana. *starts psitting bacon everywhere*

Alyssa: Oi.. (pulls up a sheet of ice to block the bacon from hitting her)

[All the bacon passing by Tigero gets cooked]

Dalton: BACON!!! *starts catching the cooked bacon in his mouth*

Alyssa: (chuckles and waits for the TLB to stop)

Tigero:At least someone's happy.

Alyssa: Mhm.

Tigero:*pokes the TLB*

TLB:*stops* Now serving doughnuts. *another tray comes out*

Alyssa: Doughnuts! :D

Dalton: *swallows* Yay! The nuts of dough!

Tigero:*picks some up and tosses them to Dalton and Alyssa*

Alyssa: Yay! :D (eats doughnuts) :)

Tigero:^_^

Alyssa: Om nom nom!!

Dalton: *eating slowly, trying not to make a pig of himself*

TLB:Kagelly.

Alyssa: (eating doughnuts) XD

Dalton: XD

TLB:*pulls out...an airhorn and a megaphone* initiating Mizu quirk No#4

Alyssa: O_O (covers her ears)

Dalton: ?!

Alyssa: I'd cover your ears if I were you!

Dalton: ? *covers his ears anyway*

[It blows the airhorn into the megaphone, both at top volume]

Alyssa: (grits teeth and covers her ears)

Dalton: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *blood starts dripping through his fingers*

Alyssa: !!!!!

Tigero:*ears flat, melts the megaphone*

Dalton: *still holding his bleeding ears*

Tigero:*walks over and pats him* you okay, my freind?

TLB:Cookies!

Dalton: N-no...

Tigero:*Tries to bring his ears back together with heat*

TLB:COOKIES!

Dalton: Nhg... *slowly rights himself*

[A soon as he does, a cookie is shot into his mouth]

[the sheer force of the cookie knocks him back over]

Tigero:What in the name of- *cookie is shot in mouth, falls over*

Dalton: *still on the ground* ._.

Tigero:....*eats it* double chocolate chip. ^_^

Dalton: *starts chewing* Mhm. ^^

Tigero:*smiels

Dalton: *slowly sits up* ...

[two more cookies get shot in his mouth]

Dalton: Mph!

TLB:COOKIE! *shoots a cookie shaped like Dalton's head at him*

Dalton: *ducks under it* !!

TLB:*stops*

Thirza: *Walks past* Cookie?

TLB:Cookie! *shoots coookies at Thirza*

Skully: COOKIE!

TLB:COOKIE!

Alyssa: COOKIE!!! :D

Dalton: *swallows* yep!

Alyssa: (eating cookie)

TLB:*shooting cookies everywhere*

Dalton: *nibbling on a cookie*

Alyssa: (blocking the cookies from hitting her with ice)

Thirza: Potato!

TLB:BEEEEP! *stops completely*

Alyssa: Huh.. (puts down the ice wall)

TLB:....bop...

Thirza: Hmm..?

TLB:.....

Dalton: I think you borkekd it...

TLB:KURUGERO!

Tigero:*smacks it* Thing always turns back on sooner or later.

TLB:*suddenly walks torward Dalton*

Dalton: o_o *Starts backing away*

Alyssa: ...? (watching the TLB carefully)

TLB:*walking to Dalton*

Dalton: *backing away.

TLB:*walks faster*

Dalton: O_O' *backs into a wall* !

TLB:*picks Dalton up*

Dalton: !!!! *starts struggling to escape*

TLB:*Puts him in a fishnet, then picks the net up*

Dalton: What in the nine hells is wrong with your robot, Tigero?!!

Tigero:*sitting with legs crossed* You know, I'm beginning to think it might be the 4E*5 drive...

Dalton: The wut?

Tigero:Or... It might be...

TLB:*picks the net up high, as if about to throw it*

Dalton: !!!!!!!!

TLB:Daltyssa.

Tigero:Oh, that's what it's-

[The 'bot suddenly thrusts the net forward, opening it, launching Dalton at Alyssa]

Tigero:...doing...

Dalton: O_O" *tries maneuvering himself so he'll hurt Alyssa as little as possible*

Tigero:*shuts the robot off, takes off a panel, and starts working on the systems*

(I suppose now we just wait for Shima.)

(Yep.)

(Shima: I'm here now)

Alyssa: O_O (light blushing)

Thirza: That is some wacked out robot.

Dalton: *quickly gets up off Alyssa, blushing*

Alyssa: (sits up and blushing)

Dalton: *blushing* S-sorry about that...

Alyssa: (gets up; blushing) I-It's okay...

Dalton: *looks at TLB* I hope he fixes it this time...

Alyssa: (nods) Yeah..If it was broke before, worse now.

Dalton: Wait... if that trend continues... *eyes widen*

Alyssa: Do I want to know..?

Tigero:I THINK I've fixed it. *turns it on*

Alyssa: You think...?

TLB:...Beebop...

Tigero:...I think...

Alyssa: I hope so..

TLB:...Ding!

Tigero:...ding?

Alyssa: ...?

TLB: *shoots a microwave dinner out*

Alyssa: !! (blocks it with an ice wall)

[it was a cooked microwave pizza, and it slides comically down the wall, trailing tomato sauce]

Alyssa: -_-

Tigero:^_^' Eh heh...

TLB:Pizza. *repeatedly shoots pizzas*

Alyssa: (shuckles, then grabs a pizza and eats it)

TIgero:*snatches one* Yick...mushrooms.

Alyssa: (picks off everything, making it just cheese and eats it) ^_^

Tigero:You like just cheese?

Alyssa: (nods)

Tigero:*nods* Genevieve did, too...*staring at nothing*

TLB:...Beep...Initiating function...

Alyssa: (looks at Tigero) Oh..

TLB:...18...

Alyssa: 18...?

Tigero:18..?...Not good....*shifts away from the robot*

Alyssa: Why? (looks at the robot uncertainly)

Tigero:Suffice to say, I think it's not quite fixed yet.

TLB:Alyssa targeted.

Sledge: err, the hell is that thing.

TLB:Sledge targeted instead.

Alyssa: (takes a step back anyway)

TLB:*rumbles a while, then spits out a minature figurine of Sledge*

Dalton: *cocks head to the side* ?

[The figure moves!]

Alyssa: ?!

Dalton: That doesn't bode well...

[Suddenly, it triples, doubles, and triples again in size, becoming a giant metal version of Sledge!]

Dalton: O_O'

Metasledge:RAAAGH!

Alyssa: Eep! O_O

Dalton: We're so screwed...

Metasledge:*raises a hammer over Alyssa*

Alyssa: Crap!

Sledge: im guessing that's your machine tiger-head?

Dalton: Alyssa! *pushes Alyssa out of the way of the hammer*

Tigero:Er...

Metasledge:*the hammer starts to come down, now on Dalton*

Alyssa: No! (dives under hte hammer and creates a shield of thick ice to protect them)

[it shatters the ice, then comes up again]

Dalton: *marks start swirling, and a voice that is now Dalton's hisses from his throat* Geeeeeeeet Baaaaaaack...

Alyssa: !

Sledge: i'll take that as a yes. *sigh*

[Dalton's marks burst out of the back of his shirt, forming wings, while the ones on his forearms form wrist blades]

[the hammer comes down again]

Alyssa: !!

[Dalton jumps up to meet it, shredding the hammer into scrap metal like it was paper]

Alyssa: !

[He lands lightly, his wings preventing the metal from harming him or her]

Alyssa: (watches in awe) Whoa..

Dalton: *glares back up at the sledgebot, getting ready to strike again*

Alyssa: (holds Dalton's arm) I-I don't think it can attack anymore..!

Dalton: *Looks back at her, but the eyes aren't his own, having purple slashes throughout the irises* .........

Alyssa: !! (gently squeezes his arm) Dalton...?

Dalton: *the eyes soften* Daaaaaaaaallllltooooon iisssssssnnnn't iiiiiiinnn cooooonnntrooolll aaaaaaat theeeee mmmmoooooommmmmeeeeeennnnnt...

Alyssa: ?!!? What..are you tlaking about..?!

Dalton: ... Caaaauuuullllldeeeeeeer boooooouuuuunnnnd meeeeeee toooooooo theeeeeeeee boooooy...

Alyssa: Caulder.. (eyes narrow) If that isn't Dalton speaking..then who is it?

Dalton: ... IIIIIIIIIII... dooooooooon't knooooooowwwww...

Alyssa: Hmm.. (grips his arm) Can...you please let Dalton in control again..?

Dalton: *shakes his head* Toooooooooo daaaaaaaaaannnngeeeeerrrrouuuuuussss... fooooor theeeeee booooooth offffff yoooooooouuu...

TIgero:*A jet of lava destroys the metasledge thing*

Alyssa: Oh.. (looks at him sadly)

Dalton: *looks at the now melted robot* Noooooooowww saaaaaaaafffffe...*the markings retract back to Dalton's fur, and he collapses once they're back in place*

Alyssa: Dalton! (bends down nex to him)

Dalton: *slowly comes-to* ...... eh?

Alyssa: A-Are you okay...?

Dalton: *Sits up* ... I think so...

Alyssa: (hugs him) Good..!

Dalton: ! (hugs back, blushing)

Alyssa: (blushes)

Tigero:...*starts working on the robot again*

Dalton: *looks at Tigero, still hugging* Every time you try and work on that thing you make it worse.

Alyssa: Can't you...get rid of it?

Tigero:Well, I would, but then again, I'm positive that if I just get it to work...

Alyssa: Okaay..

Tigero:Then it should be the perfect little robot.

Alyssa: Let's hope..

Tigero:...Dalton, do you have any spare batteries?

Dalton: *checks his pokets* Nope, sorry...

Tigero:Alyssa?

Alyssa: Hold on a sec. (opens her backpack) Hmm....(opens something and takes out two batteries) I don't know how much they have left in them, though.

Tigero:That's fine, the robot self-recharges them.

Alyssa: 'Kay.

Tigero: Thanks. *put the batteries in*

Alyssa: You're welcome.

Tigero:*bangs the robot a few times*

TLB:...beep!

Alyssa: (watches it warily)

TLB:Tig-

Tigero:*smacks it* Don't wanna hear it.

Alyssa: (shakes her head)

Sledge: Zzzzz

TLB:Sledge-son of Shadamy.

Tigero:What?

Dalton: *shrugs*

Alyssa: I...think it said who he is..

TLB:Beep.

Dalton: That could be...

Sledge: *pulls out a large hammer, similar to amy's hammer but blue and white, out of his hat, then pang's TLB in the face, all without opening his eyes* .....

TLB:Sledgsa!

Tigero:Fweh?

Dalton: Did he just say Sledgsa?!

Alyssa: I think it did. O_O

Tigero:Sledge and whonow?

TLB:TIgamy.

Tigero:WHAT!?

Alyssa: XD

Dalton: XD

Tigero:*glares at it*

TLB:Tig-

Tigero:*smacks it* Tig-nothing. I don't want that.

Dalton: XD

Alyssa: XD

Tigero:I don't see how this is funny.

Alyssa: Sorry..

TLB:Bacon.

Dalton: I like bacon! :D

Alyssa: (laughs)

Dalton: What? It's true!!! :3

Alyssa: Okay okay. XD

Dalton: I just realized something...

Alyssa: What?

Dalton: You take TLB's acronym, and turn it backwards, you get BLT!!! XD

Alyssa: (laughs) XD

Dalton: I like BLT's!!!!! :3 *starts trying to eat TBL*

Alyssa: Uh...Dalton..I don't think he's edible..

Dalton: *stops after trying to bite it the first time* Nope... If I kept going i'd break my teeth...

Alyssa: I wonder if this thing can make BLT's...

Dalton: *shrugs*

Alyssa: Hmm..

Dalton: *looks at her* ?

Alyssa: I'd try to see if the robot can make any, but I'm afraid I'll break it. ^_^'

Dalton: It's already broken! XD

Alyssa: Haha okay, I'm afraid I'll break it even more!

TLB:*promptly stuffs a BLT in Dalton's mouth*

Dalton: ^^ *starts chewing*

Alyssa: XD

TLB:Beep.

Dalton: *swallows* Yum! ^^

Alyssa: ^_^

Dalton: *licks his lips* Could've used a little more mayo, though...

TLB:Mayo.

Tigero:You will now learn why it is never wise to criticize food near the chef, Dalton.

[Dalton is promptly covered in mayo by TLB]

Dalton: Ewww!

Alyssa: Ew..

[ A tiny tan-colored Domivariel (see category if I haven't made adrticle) flies on top of Dalton and starts licking him]

Dalton: ... It feels like someone's liking my head...

Alyssa: (laughs) Because someone is. XD

Dalton: Say what?!

[The Domivariel is obvioulsy very young, now working it's way down his face]

Alyssa: XD

Dalton: O_o Erm......

Alyssa: Hey, at least its getting it off.

[The tiny domivariel is a surprisingly fast eater, and his head is already clear]

Dalton: True...

[he notices a tiny slip of metal in it's wing with a name on it]

Dalton: Eh? *looks closer at the wing*

Mysteryn

No Current Owner

Dalton: Mysteryn..? ... that's a different name.

Mysteryn:*licking down one arm*

Dalton: *smiles at it* Cute...

Mysteryn:*apparently full now, it curls up on top of his head and falls asleep*

Dalton: ^^

[It's wings wrap arouns itself as it sleeps]

Dalton: *slowly stands up, then goes over to tigero*

Tigero:Cute Domivariel, that.

Dalton: Aye. *tries looking up at it*

Tigero:*takes the metal insert off the wing* you know, you're free to put your name as the owner.

Mysteryn:*asleep*

Dalton: No, not without it's consent. I'd never force my self on anyone, especially someone this young*

Tigero:Most Domivariel love having owners. This one's too young to speak, telepathically or otherwise. If he sticks around you for the next two or three days or so, you'll know it likes you.

Dalton: ... *nods slowly*

Tigero:Just be careful with the little guy. Domivariel are frail enough, but this one's bones are hardly pencil-width.

Dalton: O_O' ...

Tigero"And I'm not talking about those fat pencils, either. Still, he's got a big wingspan, so he can still fly.

Dalton: ......... Now I'm afraid to even touch the little guy -_-'...

Tigero:Just be soft. *very gently strokes the tiny feline as he puts the insert back on it's wing*

Dalton: ... right............

Alyssa: Aww he's cute!

Dalton: *smiles* Yeah...

Mysteryn:*opens it's eyes, and looks at Alyssa. It reaches out and touches her nose with it's tiny paw*

Dallton: Awwwwwwwwwww.. :3

Alyssa: Awww hey there! ^_^ (gently pets its paw)

Mysteryn:*smiles. Slowly, using her nose as a pawhold, it starts to climb over to her head*

Alyssa: ^_^ (holds her hands under him in case he falls)

Mysteryn:*it does indeed fall, it's wings fluttering as it lands in Alyssa's hands*

Alyssa: I gotcha. ^_^

Dalton: ^^

[Suddenly, a huge crash is heard!!]

Alyssa: !!

Dalton: *whips around to face the source*

(I gota go soon)

Mysteryn:*frightened squeak, shoots itself down Dalton's shirt*

Dalton: !

[A short while later, multiple howls are heard, followed by more crashes, and the boom of a large tree being felled.]

Sledge: *look's at the source* my god, it's horrable it's ugly, it's inhuman, it's......


 * (Kagi: ...unable to be seen because it's too far away.)
 * (S-flare: i think i know who it may be anyway so...)
 * (Kagi: You could be wrong.)

Dalton: *Goes to investigate, cradling Mysteryn*

Mysteryn:*tiny mew*

Dalton: *starts humming, trying to comfort the tiny Domivariel*

Mysteryn:*looks up at him when he does, curiously*

Dalton: *smiles down at it*

Alyssa: Aww ^_^

[The group finds Justin, panting and in the middle of what could only be compared to a battlefield. Justin is panting, and while it can't be seen clearly, it seems that white mist is coming from one of his hands...]


 * (Kagi: Powers = secret.)

Alyssa: J-Justin..?!

Mysteryn:*hides in Dalton's shirt*

Sledge: i thought it would have been sparky. meh im leaving, syler tag out.

Justin: H-huh!? O-oh, uhhh, hi guys! *hides his hands behind his back*

Alyssa: Uh..hey. (raises an eye when he hides his hands)

Justin: Ummm.... so uhhh....

Alyssa: (watches mist come from behind Justin's back)

Justin: Erm.... so what base are you and Dalton at?

Alyssa: Huh..?

Justin: Uhhhhh... are you guys at second base yet or what!?

Alyssa: (blushes)

Justin: What, is that a yes? *shakes his hand frantically behind his back, dispelling the mist*

Syler: *just floating there, staring off into the distance*

Alyssa: (blushing) I-It's none of your business..!

Justin: That answer usually leads people to believe it's a "yes", Alyssa.

Alyssa: O-Oh.

Justin: So? Yes or No?

Dalton: I'm not famillair with that analogy, Justin. Anyway, you scared the life out of poor Mysteryn.

Justin: Basically, have you two... *whispers to dalton what he means, which is something quite mature*

Dalton: O_o N-no, nowhere near that point yet.

(Just then, Ryu, Shanoa, Albus, Linebeck and Kotuumath appear.)

Ryu: Hey guys, what's going on?
 * (Ryu-.....hello?)
 * (Hunt- hi)

Dalton: Nuthin' really...

Sledge: just being insulted by an annoying robot.

syler: i thought we tagged out?

Ryu: Annoying robot?

Dalton: TechnoLazyBot.

Ryu: Oh.

Alyssa: Evil robot.

Linebeck: Aww, how evil can a little robot be?

TLB:Beep. *pokes Ryu's glasses*

Linebeck: Ohhh boy... O_O

Ryu: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Dalton: *starts backing away, cradling Mysteryn*

Mysteryn:O_O

Justin: ''Whew! Good thing the subject's changed...''

Sledge: *hand ryu his hammer* go nut's.

Ryu: (Ignores Sledge) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFALCON PAWNCH!! (Falcon Pawnches the TLB)

TLB:Be-*BOOM!*

Ryu: NOBODY...TOUCHES...MY...GLASSES!!!

Sledge: *put's his hammer in his hat and start clapping, a singler tear in his eye* ohh so cool.

Dalton: o_o'

Alyssa: O_O

TLB:......*gets back up*....Lineshu.

Tigero:Oh no...

Ryu/Linebeck: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! D:<

Dalton: Ohsh*t!

TLB:Beep....Beep....Recaibration. Kagishu.

Sledge: you sure you don't wan't the hammer?

Dalton: ...............