Roleplay:Tales From the Catdragon

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What is this RP about? It's about all of the shenanigans and mishaps of G.U.N! Uh....that's it, I guess.

Heroes

 * Guardian Unit of Nations (played by anyone)
 * Commander Abraham Tower (played by anyone)
 * Ryushu the Cat and her Pokemon (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * Johnny D. the Fox (played by JMB)
 * Shiva the Fox (Played by Famotill)
 * Cameron the Wolf (Played by KP)
 * Shima the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Alyssa the Wolf (played by Shima)
 * J the Hedgehog (played by JMB; was only here for Shima, his sister)

Neutral

 * Turoka-Nukora (Played by Ryu. Is actually the subject of the first G.U.N mishap)
 * Gideon the Moose (played by Ryu; no one ever knows what Gideon's motives are.)

Villains

 * The Trolls (played by anyone)
 * Demon Alicia the Wolf (played by Shima)

Part 1: A Vicious Visitor
(One day, in the G.U.N Territory, it's a perfectly normal day, until...)

G.U.N Sentry: (Is surveying the land)

(Suddenly, the Sentry sees a massive black shape heading towards the HQ!)

G.U.N Sentry: Holy-

(Upon closer inspection, the shape is actually what appears to be a behemothic, black-furred dragon-cat mix!)

G.U.N Sentry: ...my God...(he runs inside the building)

(Inside...)

G.U.N Sentry: Commander Tower!!

(The G.U.N commander Abraham Tower looks at the sentry.)

Abraham: What is it?

G.U.N Sentry: There's a monster outside!!

Abraham: What?!

(The two run over to one of the windows.)

G.U.N Sentry: There!! (points at the black dragon-cat thing)

Abraham: Holy-

G.U.N Sentry: What do we do, sir?!

Abraham: I...I don't know...I've never seen a creature such as this...

(The massive beast tears down a few trees...)

??? "What in the f***?"

(Back inside the HQ...)

G.U.N Sentry: Do we attack it, sir?

Abraham: Not with our regular soldiers! We'd lose 'em all! We need to bring in special forces...

(Meanwhile at Johnny's house...)

Johnny: [asleep in his bedroom] ZZZZzzzzz..... [mumbles in his sleep] Oi... so sleepy...

(Johnny resumes sleeping. The next morning...)

Johnny: [yawns, then wakes up] Whew. At least nobody interrupted my beauty nap... [walks out of the house and onto his backyard] AH... a beautiful morning is all I need ^_^...

(Johnny looks at the cat-dragon thing (he was standing onto the roof of his house), then quickly turns around)

Johnny: Whoa... too weird... [shrugs] Nah! I must be seeing things, no doubt! It must be one of my dreams I had the other day!

(Back at G.U.N HQ, the beast pushes over 6 trees, arranges them in a sort of hexagonal pen, then begins stripping the leaves off of them and putting them in the center of the pen. The G.U.N. Soldiers shakily aim their rifles at the cat-dragon; it doesn't pay any attention to them as it continues to build what appears to be a nest.)

(Suddenly...)

G.U.N. Soldier: nervously pulls a trigger, which fires off a shot against the cat-dragon (which seems to have no effect at all)]

(Other G.U.N. Soldiers are startled and end up firing their rifles as well, which only infuriates the cat-dragon)

Catdragon: RROOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!! (turns towards the soldiers)

G.U.N. Soldiers: Oh no!! [keeps firing at the cat-dragon (again, it has no effect against her)]

(She snarls and swats the soldiers with one massive forepaw.)

G.U.N. Soldiers: WAUGH!!!

G.U.N. COmmand Tower: Request air support! NOW!

(Johnny hears the cat-dragon's roar)

Johnny: Holy--!! What was that!! [turns and sees the cat-dragon, located at the G.U.N. HQ] It's coming from G.U.N.! [jumps out of the house and heads over to G.U.N. HQ]

(Johnny arrives at the G.U.N. HQ and sees the cat-dragon as the helicopter sounds are heard)

Johnny: [sees the cat-dragon and looks amazed] Whoa! A cat-dragon! Sweetness! [sees a G.U.N. helicopter, facepalms] Ugh... G.U.N. these days I swear... [uses Flame Hover and flies over to teh G.U.N. helicopter]

G.U.N. Pilot: It's a fox! What's he doing here?! He's gonna get eaten by this freaky cat-dragon!

Johnny: [taps the windshield of the helicopter with his fingers] Hey, whaddya think you're doing harming the poor cat-dragon thing?!

G.U.N. Pilot: She's a threat to the G.U.n.! Now get out of the way!

(Johnny becomes suspicious (he isn't that dumb))

Johnny: Are you sure?? 'Cause I know what youse guys are up to something... [flies down to the ground]

(The catdragon looks up at the helicopter and snarls. She opens her mouth and fires a big Shadow Ball at the helicopter.)

G.U.N. Pilot: WAUGH!! We're hit!!!

(SFX- KA-BOOM!!!!)

Johnny: And I thought G.U.N. was smarter than that. Ah well...

(The catdragon suddenly begins sniffing the air. Johnny looks at the cat-dragon curiously. She finally turns towards Johnny, growling.)

Johnny: [looks a the cat-dragon; smiles nervously and waves] Ummm.... hi there.

(A gunshot is heard and it hits the cat-dragon (again no effect)! Another gunshot is heard as it fires torwards Johnny, missing him by an inch from his ear!)

Johnny: WHOA! [turns to the G.U.N. Soldier] Watch where you're firing that thing!

(G.U.N Soldiers throws ropes at the cat-dragon and at Johnny, but Johnny dodges the ropes)

Catdragon: *snarl*

(They manage to ensnare the cat-dragon with the ropes, but they are attacked by her Dark Pulse!)

Johnny: [sees the cat-dragon ensnared by ropes; thinking] ''Even though she is monstrous looking, if she's not a threat to Chaos City, then I can't just walk away and leave her entangled! I gotta do something!'' [approaches torwards the cat-dragon and starts to untangle the ropes to free her] Hang on! I'm only doing this, because, you know. I'm one of the good guys and I want to help ya out.

(Within minutes, Johnny manages to free the cat-dragon from the ropes)

Johnny: [laughs] I did it!

(Suddenly, tranquilizer darts fires at the cat-dragon, but it bounces off (because the darts cannot pierce through the cat-dragon's armor like body) and it hits onto Johnny instead!)

Johnny: YAAGH!! [getting drowzy] Ugh... tranquilizer... darts... shoul've known... [falls to his knees] I saved a cat-dragon's life... and I've been... ugh... [falls to the ground, unconsious, as the tranquilizer darts are embedded onto his body]

Catdragon: *confused growl*

(Eventually, the cat-dragon realizes that Johnny saved her (because Johnny knows that the cat-dragon isn't a threat torwards him) as the G.U.N. Soldiers aims their guns at the cat-dragon)

G.U.N. Soldier: [aims at the cat-dragon with this rifle] The catdragon has the Mobian hostage!

Catdragon: (Carefully picks up Johnny with her mouth and sets him inside her nest)

(After the G.U.N. Soldiers saw what the cat-dragon did to Johnny, they retreat. Johnny slowly wakes up, and starts to pluck off the darts from his body slowly and carefully. The catdragon sits and watches him.)

Johnny: [pulls out the last remaining darts and looks up to the cat-dragon; smiles at her (since he knows that the cat-dragon isn't that much of a threat when he first saw her)] Hi there... [interrupts himself, because he wasn't sure if the cat-dragon can speak, before looking at the cat-dragon]

Catdragon: (continues watching him)

[Sounds of approaching footsteps are heard.]

???: "Jonnathan?"

Catdragon: *snarl*

Johnny: [hears footsteps] That sounded like... Cameron?

[Cameron comes in wearing a Navy Robe.]

Cameron: "Yes, it's me..."

Johnny: [looks at the cat-dragon] Don't worry. He's only here to see me. [turns to Cameron] So, Cameron. What's up? [he's still inside the nest]

(The catdragon eyes Cameron suspiciously.)

Johnny: Hmmmm... I see it's G.U.N.-related. Right, Cameron?

Cameron: "If they endanger the Cat-Dragon.."

Johnny: That's why I saved her, and she returned the favor, [turns to the cat-dragon] right?

(She nods.)

(Meanwhile with the Trolls, they are finding one of the cat-dragons)

Bolt: Durr... what are cat-dragons :B?

Mac: You'll find out soon enough, Bolt...

Toxic: Rageik will be pleased if we captured one of the cat-dragons and used them as slaves! [sees a cat-dragon from the G.U.N.] And ehre she is...

Nightshade: Let's nab her!

(The Trolls runs torwards the cat-dragon, unaware that Cameron and Johnny are there)

Johnny: [ear twitches] I sense someone, Cameron...

The catdragon sniffs the air again, and growls.)

[Cameron ambushes the trolls!]

Cameron: "Hello Fails!"

Johnny: What a coincidence. Trolls. [sees Bolt jumping inside the nest] Oi...

Bolt: Hiya :B! Can I pet her?

Johnny: Oh, you'll pet her, all right... [turns to the cat-dragon and points to Bolt] I hope you're hungry ^_^! Bolt: Derp :B?

(The catdragon immediately devours Bolt! Johnny happens to notice that her stomach is unnaturally large and round...)

Johnny: [notices the cat-dragon's stomach unnaturally large] Hmmm... [gets an idea] I guess this is the reason why I was sent to the nest... [becomes happy, since he is going to be a babysitter to guard the cat-dragon's nest and uses Flame Hover to go on top of the cat-dragon and pats her head with his hand (as if he was petting her)] Don't worry! I'll protect the young ^_^!

[Cameron slices the Trolls with a trip-wire trap!]

Toxic: Stupid wolf-boy >:(! We just want that cat-dragon!

Cameron: "You cannot have her..."

[Cameron kicks Toxic's head off, inspiring fear in the Trolls!]

(The Trolls are forced to retreat)

Johnny: Poor Trolls. They barely even put up a fight. [jumps up and hangs onto the nest so he can see Cameron] Hey, Cameron. You should check out G.U.N. and find out what the guys are doing.

(Johnny jumps back down inside the nest and walks and sits next to the cat-dragon, while Cameron walks inside the G.U.N. HQ.)

Johnny: [looks up at the cat-dragon and he smiles (since he thinks that the cat-dragon treats him like a son, even though he is a fox)] You know, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Johnny. And since you're a cat-dragon, what's your name?

(But Johnny shrugs again, since the cat-dragon he's talking to cannot speak)

Johnny: Oh wait... yeah >_<'. [looks up at the sky]

Catdragon: *yawns contentedly*

(With Cameron inside the G.U.N., he starts searching for one of the soldiers. He finds one)

G.U.N. Soldier: [sees Cameron] Cameron? What are you doing inside the G.U.N. base?

(Back with Johnny, his cellphone rings (which does not annoy the cat-dragon))

Johnny: [answers his cellphone (which appears to be Alyssa)] Hello?

Alyssa: Hey, Johnny! ^_^ What's up?

Johnny: Pretty good, beautiful. I'm working as a babysitter for today ^_^.

Alyssa: Babysitter?

Johnny: Yeah. I have to protect this cat-dragon thing from G.U.N. They're the ones who made her angry, so I had to keep watch.

Alyssa: Ooohh.. Do you want some help? I've never babysat before, but..

Johnny: I have to warn you, Alyssa. She gets territorial when you come over here and approach the nest, so I'll try to talk to her when you get here. BTW, do you see a huge cat-dragon where the G.U.N. HQ are?

Alyssa: Holy-! Yeah.

Johnny: Yeah. BTW, Cameron's inside also, so he might need your help to make the G.U.N. stop attacking her. Cameron mentioned that the cat-dragon's endangered, so what's why I had to babysit with her.

Alyssa: Okay. I'll be over in a bit, 'kay?

Johnny: 'Kay. I love you, Alyssa ^_^.

Alyssa: Love you too! ^_^ Bye! (click)

(Johnny hangs up his phone and sits back next to the catdragon as he waits for Alyssa to arrive. A while later...)

Alyssa: (panting as she arrives) I'm...(pant)..here..(pant)

(The Catdragon growls at Alyssa, but Johnny holds her back and tells her that she isn't a threat and he approaches torwards Alyssa; the Catdragon watches her suspiciously)

Johnny: [climbs up from the nest so he can see Alyssa] Hey, Alyssa ^_^!

Alyssa: (looks up at Johny) Hi, Johnny! (starts to climb up to the nest)

(Before Johnny allows Alyssa to get in, he walks over to the Catdragon, as if he wants to tell her something. Alyssa manages to get inside the nest and sees the Catdragon, who is huge (and as well as her stomach and she can tell that the Catdragon is pregnant))

Alyssa: (breathes in sharply) She's...

Johnny: [looks at Alyssa] She's...?

Alyssa: She's pregnant..

Johnny: Yeah. I know. That's why we gotta protect her from the stubborn G.U.N.

Alyssa: (nods)

Johnny: [sits next to the Catdragon] Besides, we just gotta protect her young.

Alyssa: (nods and sits next to Johnny, still wary of the Catdragon)

Johnny: Don't worry, Alyssa. She isn't that much of a threat. Well... to the G.U.N., that is. Oh and she doesn't speak, but she does understand what we say to her. [turns to the catdragon] Right?

(She nods.)

(One of the Trolls, Ghost and Bubonic appears behind the cat-dragon. Bubonic prepares to attach the translator box behind her)

Ghost: [whispering to Bubonic] Are you sure this is safe, Bubonic?

Bubonic: [whispering to Ghost] Of course it'll work, you dolt! With this translator box, it'll guarantee that it'll work! Not only that, it'll inject a Chaos chip inside of her!

(Bubonic attaches a translator device onto the catdragon's back (although Bubonic isn't aware that one of his Chaos chips are defective and it's not working against the catdragon))

Ghost: [whispering to Bubonic] Now let's get out of here before she wakes up!

(The catdragon senses this and turns to see Ghost and Bubonic!)

Ghost: O_O

Bubonic: Bye. (Chaos Controls away with Ghost)

Ghost: Oh real funny, Bubonic! No wonder you're always a douche! [turns to see the catdragon] You think you're scarier than me, huh?! Well take this!! [unleashes a Scary Face on the catdragon)

(The catdragon doesn't seem to be scared over Ghost's Scary Face! She squashes him with her forepaw.)

(SFX- SPLAT!!)

Johnny: [climbs up from a nest and sees Ghost, who got squished] Heh. Another unlucky Troll down. Ah well. [jumps back down inside the nest and notices the translator device attached onto her back] What's that? [points to the translator device]

Catdragon: ?

(Johnny climbs up onto the catdragon's back and sees the translator device that is attached onto her back. He tries to pull it, but stops, because it was firmly attached and he can't pull it off by force, knowing that he'll end up hurting the catdragon)

Johnny: Heh. No good. [turns to the catdragon] That's thing's completely attached to it, and I can't risk harming you. [turns back to the translator device] I wonder what it does....

(Johnny presses the button from the translator device that is attached onto the catdragon's back. Nothing happens...)

Johnny: Huh. Doesn't work. Guess the Trolls aren't even smart in technology.

(The translator falls off...)

Johnny: [watches the translator fall off] Defective... [jumps down from the catdragon and lands onto the nest-like ground and inspects the translator]

(Johnny presses the button from the translator again. It sends off an ear-piercing pitching sound that Johnny and Alyssa can hear!)

Johnny: YEOW!!!!! [covers ears] IT HURTS!!!! [stomps the translator, shattering it; pants and leans against the catdragon] My ears... hurt...

(Johnny wasn't aware that his hearing was alternated, meaning that he can understand what the catdragon is saying. The catdragon looks at Johnny, worriedly, as Johnny clutches his head with his hands)

Johnny: Ugh.... my... head....

(Then, Stindkwad and Putty jumps and they are inside the nest!)

Putty: [weird laugh] That's because the "translator" is obviously a trap, designed to kill off your hearings, little child!

Stinkwad: And we're taking that [points to the catdragon] freak with us! [approaches torwards the cat dragon]

(Johnny cannot hear to what Stinkwad and Putty are saying,e ven though eh is looking at them. As Putty closes in, he is fried into charcoal caused by Johnny's Napalm Breath!)

Stinkwad: GAH! You're done for, fox-boy! [unleashes his stink bomb at Johnny]

Johnny: [inaudible (because of his deafness), then dodges the stink bomb and uses Fire Palm at Stinkwad, frying him to death]

(After Johnny destroys both Putty and Stinkwad, he then lays down on the nest-like ground and falls asleep, hoping that his deafness will go away.)

Alyssa: (rubs head) Eesh... (watches Johnny sleep)

(Johnny was laying back behind the catdragon. Even though he is sleeping, he reaches his arm out for Alyssa, like as if he wants to hold onto her (for obvious reasons, perhaps))

Alyssa: (smiles and lays down by Johnny)