Roleplay:The Great Adventure - Alternate Ending

Rapid has found a wishing device, got a new car, and other things you can imagine.

Characters
"Add Name"

Rapid The Hedgehog

Handy The Fox

Rail The Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails the Fox

Miles "Tails" Prower

Knuckles the Echidna

Dr. Eggman

Black The Hedgehog

Desiree the Bandicoot

Bobby the Bear

Sunny Dayz

Max Flippercorn

Crush the Bandicoot

Freckles Jeeperchomp

Ned McMuffin

Lucas the hedgefox

Fist the Echidna

Pyro Oceania (Numbuh)

Dachande

Van Helsing the Wolf

Teniahk the Lioness Halfbreed

Bakuustorm the two tailed cat halfbreed

Rules
1. No rules except for god modding.

The Journey Begins
Rapid: Woo Hoo! *driving his car around* Yeah. *gets out*

(Limo pulls up, Bobby and Desiree step out)

Desiree: And that's where babies come from.

Bobby: *baby barf* Yucky!

Desiree: Hey, Rapid!

Rapid: Hey Desiree! Got mah noo kar!

Desiree: Awesome! How much did it cost?

Rapid: My whole life's savings. *smiles* I also got a mansion.

Desiree: Now we both have one!

Bobby: Can we go to your mansion, Mr. Rapid?

Rapid: Cool! Yeah. If you want you can come to my mansion. It's huge. *gets in car* Come in. I have an awesome radio!

Desiree: Sweet! *puts Bobby on back and sits in passenger seat*

Rapid: So what radio station you want to listen to? I have no CDs.

Bobby: 102.5 - J Easy J!

Desiree: No way! How about... Q 107.7?

Bobby: Wait! I have a CD! *holds up BoA's 1st album*

Rapid: What's 107.7? *takes the CD* Seems interesting. *puts CD in*

(Energetic by BoA plays)

Desiree: Oh, I love this song!

Bobby: How far away is your house, Mr. Rapid?

Rapid: Right down the street. I just didn't want you guys to walk. That's why I offered to drive you. *cell phone rings* Hello? Hey Sonic. Really! Really!! REALLY!!!! AWESOME! *hangs up* Sonic just called me and said that my drum solo awarded me 10,000 rings! I got 100 dollars too!

Desiree: That's awesome! I would hug you, but you're driving.

Bobby: Whoa! Is your mansion that big one over thewe? *points to Rapid's house*

Rapid: Yup! *smiles* Hey, why is Knuckles in front of the door? *pulls up in the drive way and gets out the car*

Knuckles: Hey, Rapid! So you brang your girlfriend with you?

Rapid: *blushes*

Bobby: *tauntingly* Oooooh!

Desiree: Hey, Knux! Remember me?

(Pumpituppartyzone - bbl)

(Rapidthehedgehog-Ok)

Knuckles: Yup!

Rapid: *opens the door for Desiree* Ladies first.

Desiree: You're such a gentleman! Isn't he adorable, Bobbby?

Bobby: Uh... I don't feel confortable answering that question.

Desiree: *walks into mansion* Oh my goodness! This lobby/foye is... huge!

Bobby: *runs inside* Wow! It's bigger than yours!

Desiree: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Knuckles: Hey Rapid!

Rapid: What?

Knuckles: It's mating season!

Rapid: *blushes* Shut up! *punches Knuckles*

Bobby: No fighting, guys! Desiree hates fighting, and so do I! *stretches sleeves out to keep them from eachother*

Rapid: Your right. *stops fighting* Well, what should we do now?

Knuckles: I dunno...

Bobby: You should give us a tour of your mansion!


 * knock knock*

Rapid: *answers door*

Sunny: Hi! I'm Sunny Dayz! I'm looking for Bobby and Desiree. Desiree's butler, Chives, told me they were here.

Rapid: Oh. Yeah. They're right here. I'm Rapid.

Sunny: You must be Desiree's boyfriend! It's nice to meet you.

Rapid: *blushes* Heh heh! Well...

Sunny: So you're that type of guy. No wonder Desiree likes you; you're so adorable! *pats Rapid's head and skips inside*

Bobby: Sunny, you're back from your mission!

Rapid: *smiling and blushing* Heh heh!

Sonic: *walks into the house* Sup.

Rapid: How did you get insi-The door is wide open... *closes door*

Sunny: Cuz! Hi!

Desiree: You two are cousins?

Sunny: Uh-huh!

Sonic: *smiles*

Rapid: ...

Knuckles: Awkward.

Bobby: On with the tour!

Rapid: Okay! This is my indoor pool! *points to it*

Sunny: Wow! A pool!

(Pumpituppartyzone - bbl again....)

(Rapidthehedgehog- Okay. I'm gonna try to get more people)

Rapid: *smiles with pride*

Handy: Rapid, where to you want the Playstation 3? *has the PS3 in hands*

Rapid: In the video game room.

Handy: Okay!

Bobby: Game room?? Show me! Show me! Show me!

Rapid: *laughs* Over here! *points to a door made out of pure gold* In there is the epic wonders in the world. *opens door and every game for every system is in there*

Sunny: *in hushed tone to Desiree* Omigosh, he has the cutest smile. If I wasn't 11, I'd snatch him from ya.

Desiree: I know, right? And... wow! That's a lot of game systems!

Bobby: *gasp of astonishment* SNES! N64! GameGear! Dreamcast! THEY'RE ALL HERE! *runs in room and makes carpet angels*

Rapid: *smiles* You're just like my friend, Handy.

Handy: *laughs* I am?

Rapid: Yup. *gives Handy a noogie*

Handy: Heh heh!

Sunny: Okay, so are we gonna play some games or what?

Rapid, Handy, Knuckles, and Sonic: YEAH!

Rapid: I call 1st player!

Sunny: 2nd!

Bobby: 3rd!

Handy: 4th!

Knuckles: 5th!

Sonic: There is no 5th, dummy.

Desiree: Even I knew That. :3

Rapid: *laughs*

Knuckles: So what will "you" guys play?

Rapid: Desiree and Sunny are NOT guys.

Knuckles: Whatever...

Desiree: You want me to get swingy with this bat? *takes out metal bat*

Bobby: *pushes Desiree away from Knuckles* We're gonna be playing the original Donkey Kong in multiplayer.

Rapid: I suck at that game...

Sonic: I'll take your spot!

Rapid: Um...Ok then... *gives Sonic the controller*

Bobby: Alright, Sonic! You're up first!

Sunny: Let's see what ya got!

Rapid: Heh Heh! Sonic, get ready to fail!

Sonic: Shut up!

Sunny: Just start, dude. If you don't I'll give Dodo Bird here the spot.

Knuckles: Who's that?

Sunny: (-_-;) You.

Knuckles: Hey!

Rapid: *bursts out in laughter*

Sonic: Ok. Here I go! *starts playing*

Bobby: *to everybody but Sonic in hushed tone* Watch this - WATCH OUT FOR THAT BARREL!!

Sonic: Gya! *jerks joystick into barrel, loses, and falls to the ground* What the....

Rapid: Wa wa waaaaaaaa!

Desiree: (O.O;). . ..

Sunny: (o_O;). . . What was that?

Rapid: I dunno. I'm gonna go play my drums. Don't worry, this room is soundproof.

Desiree: Cool; you play the drums.

Sunny: I can only play the basoon. Well, I can play way more, but the basoon is my fave. Desiree can play the....

Desiree: *steps on Sunny's foot*

Sunny: Hey!

Rapid: Desiree can play the what? It's just an instrument. You can tell me.

Desire: *under breath, annoyed* Triangle.

Knuckles: *bursts out in laughter* The triangle?! HAHAHA!!!!

Rapid: Want me to punch him Desiree?

Desiree: Nah; This'll be funnier. Sunny.

Sunny: HAI! *jackslaps Knuckles, dropkicks him, and then presses pressure point to pass him out*

Rapid: ...Ok, Sunny, I'm currently afraid of you know.

Sunny: Don't worry! I'm an agent. I need to be able to do these kinds of things. And besides, I'm sure Sonic could do the same thing.

Rapid: I could do that too, but I don't like to unless needed.

Sunny: Oh well. looks like it's my turn. *starts playing, gets tru 1st level* Yes!

Sonic: ...

Rapid: You got pwned Sonic!

Sunny: No i didn't. I MEGA EPIC PWNED HIM! *starts level two but hits a pie* Drat!

Rapid: *goes into the music room and plays the drums*

Desiree: *follows Rapid*

Rapid: This room is soundproof. Just sayin'. Do you know any other instruments you can play?

Desiree: *sigh* None at all. But I came to watch you play.

Rapid: I can teach you guitar and drums if you want.

Desiree: That sounds like fun!

Rapid: Ok then! What do you want to learn to play?

Desiree: How about the guitar?

Rapid: Okay. There are 4 main parts in a guitar. The neck is the skinny part. The strings are the lines attached to the neck. The frets are the parts in between the metal bars under the strings. The body is the part that has the design and the other sound alterers. *gives Desiree a guitar* So you hold a guitar like this. *helps Desiree with the position*

Desiree: *breathing heavily* Like this?

Rapid: Yeah! Why are you breathing so heavily?

Desiree: Um... nothing. R-Rapid? Please catch me. *faints*

Rapid: ! *catches Desiree and carries her to a couch and watches her*

Sunny: Well, you're such a Leo. Watching your girlfriend sleeping.

Rapid: A Leo? What's that? And anyway, I'm watching her to see if she's okay.

Sunny: Leo's that guy from the book Stargirl. Anyway, what happened?

Rapid: I taught her how to play guitar and I helped her with the positon then she fainted.

Sunny: You know, that's never happened before. *takes Serengetti potion from purse* Try putting this on her forehead.

Rapid: Uh...okay. *puts it on Desiree's forehead*

Desiree: *wakes up* Wha-what happened?

Rapid: You fainted.

Desiree: Oh. Well, I'm okay now. Back to the guitar lessons?

Rapid: Sure. You cleared part one. Now we have to do the hard part, playing with all fingers.

Desiree: Oh. Okay. Well, what do I do?

Lucas:Wait up!

Sunny: Hi there! I'm Sunny.

Lucas:Hi I'm Lucas!The son of Kaytlin & Shadow!Lara,Wait up!

Rapid: Oh. More visitors? Hey, I'm Rapid The Hedgehog.

Lucas:My name is Lucas,Sorry I can't talk right now,I have to catch up to Lara-su!

Sunny: 'Kay, bye.

Rapid: He's like how my dead brother used to be...

Sunny: *tries to change subject* Well, you guys wanna watch Handy play Donkey Kong? Bobby's in first so fare but Handy's getting close.

Rapid: Handy must be happy to be in a place with so much people. I only tell best friends this, but Handy is an orphan.

Sunny: Oh no! that's terrible! But on the other hand, now I know 7 orphans!

Desiree: Does this mean you and Sunny are besties now? :3

Rapid: We're besties I guess, but me and you are closer than that. *smiles* I don't tell anyone Handy's an orphan 'cuz he gets all sad and starts crying. He's only 12.

Sunny: Hey! I'm 11 and I would't cry like that!

Desiree: Well, let's go watch Handy play the game! Then how about we play a racing game?

Rapid: Handy cries 'cuz he was pushed around when he was in the orphanage. He can't fight. He won't let me teach him. Anyway, let's watch 'im play.

(they walk back into the gameroom)

Bobby: Oh wow! You're really close to beating me!

Rapid: Heh heh! Handy, you've gotten better in playing video games.

Handy: *laughs* We still have a score to settle on Call of Duty Black Ops.

Bobby: *in megaphone in Handy's ear* CHILEAN CHUPACABRA!

Handy: Wha- *loses* Cheater! I'm so hungry...

Rapid: You are? Anyone else hungry? I have a chef and a butler.

Desiree: Well, I guess I'm feeling a little peckish. ''Omigosh, I'm starving. But I'm not gonna eat much. He'll think I'm a slob.''

Bobby: Okay! I'll eat something.

Sunny: I'm not that hungry, really. Just get me a pack of 5 Cobalt gum and a Sprite Zero.

Rapid: *laughs* Desiree, don't forget I can read minds. Don't worry, eat as much as you'd like. The only slob I know is Sonic.

Sonic: Hey!

Desiree: (^.^;) Oh, right. . . So... how long have you had this mansion?

Rapid: Since yesterday.

Bobby: And you're already used to it?

Desiree: Wait, how did you get it?

Rapid: I got for a lot of money.

Knuckles: Money he probably stole.

Rapid: SHUT IT KNUCKLES!

Bobby: Wait... did you steal it?

Rapid: No! Of course not! I'm not a theif.

Sonic: *puts a dollar in Rapid's pocket* Hey you stole my dollar!

Rapid: Wha? No I didn't! You put that in my pocket!

Sonic: ...

Sunny: Sonic, blind men in Maskoka saw you put that dollar in his pocket.

Sonic: ...

Rapid: *smiles*

Sonic: You dumb idiot...

Rapid: Sticks and stones...

Sonic: ...who sings like Justin Bieber...

Rapid: ...but words never...

Sonic: ...GREEN DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rapid: YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!!!! *starts chasing Sonic*

Bobby: Icky! Justin Bieber sounds like a lady!

Desiree: Hey, Rapid, did you know Green's my favorite color?

Rapid: Green's your favorite color too? *still chasing Sonic*

Sonic: *runs towards the bowling alley*

Rapid: Get over here Sonic!

Bobby: Guys, stop it! *stands in front of Sonic and Rapid right in front of bowling lane*

Rapid: *stops running*

Sonic: Heh heh! I win.

Bobby: One more crack like that, and I'll invite Amy over!

Sonic: Yeah right!

Rapid: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Bobby: Yeah right, huh?

Sunny: *walks in, on the phone* ...and he's gonna propose, Amy! You gotta get over here!

Amy: *rushed in* Propose?! I do, Sonic! I Do, I do, I do! *hugs Sonic

Sonic: !

Rapid: At least she didn't go overboard...

Amy: *hugs Sonic tighter* And I didn't know you wanted to name our kids Walter, Marina, and Jordan too! We think so much alike! Let's have one!

Sonic: !!!

Rapid: At least she didn't go crazy and force him to-

Knuckles: *covers Rapid's mouth*

Amy: Come on, Sonic! We'll have one today! *drags Sonic into a bedroom and shuts and locks the door*

Rapid: *eyes twitch*

Handy: ...

Knuckles: ...

Bobby: You're welcome, Rapid!

Rapid: ...

Bobby: *walks off, mumbling "No appreciation for little kids." into the kitchen* Got any waffle fries?

Chef: Oh yez. I make zee bezt vwavvle vwies in Amewica! *gives Bobby a plate full of waffle fries* Bawbeque zauze or ketchup?

Bobby: Both! :D

Chef: Okay! Heya you go! *gives Bobby both*

Rapid: So, Desiree, what do you wanna do?

Desiree: Well, we haven't eaten yet. I'll race you to the kitchen!

Rapid: All right then! *smiles*

Desiree: *runs* Ready... *runs faster* Set... go!

Rapid: *running next to Desiree*

Desiree: *slides into kitchen and wins* Yes! I won!

Rapid: *slides too far and hits wall* Darn, I lost.

Desiree: That's okay, Rapid. Here's your conselation prize. *kisses Rapid*

Rapid: *blushes and smiles* I just got the best prize ever.

Desiree: *smiles and walks up to Chef* Hiya! What'cha makin'?

Chef: Anyzing you vant!

Rapid: Desiree and I will have dinner. What do you want Desiree?

Desiree: Well, Blaineley told me that Pad Thai tastes good. Do you know how that tastes?

Rapid: It tastes kinda...well, weird. Have you tried. Muay Thai?

Handy: That's a fighting style...

Rapid: I mean, chow mein.

Desiree: How about we just have some Chicken Fried Rice and Japanese Katsu Curry?

Rapid: Sure. Whatever you want, I'll get for you.

Chef: Comming right up! *makes everything* Here you go.

Rapid: *gets the food* Here ya go Desiree.

Desiree: Thanks, Rapid! Oh, and Sunny, *takes out pack of 5 gum and tosses it to Sunny* here ya go.

Sunny: Thanks!

Desiree Oh, and thanks for the food! What's your first name Chef?

Rapid: Victor. His last name is Reznov.

Desiree: Do you mind if I call you by your first name?

Chef: Of courze not! *chuckles*

Desiree: Cool! *says short prayer and starts on curry* This is delicious! How long have you been a chef?

Victor: About...vell about zevin yeaz. I was born in France. My name iz Russian.

Desiree: I've went to Paris before! It's really nice, but the people are so rude. My dad's French, you know.

Rapid: I'm Neo Mobian.

Bobby: *burp* Excuse me! Hey, Rapid, can I have some of that rice?

Rapid: Yeah. Go ahead.

Bobby: Yum! *gets giant spoon and gets a spoonful of Rapid's rice and puts it on his plate* You guys got chop sticks?

Rapid: I didn't use mine yet, so here ya go!

Bobby: Thanks! *uses chop sticks and stufs face*

Sunny: *blows bubble, pops* You two are so cute together!

Desiree: Me and Rapid?

Sunny: No, Rapid and Bobby! :3

Rapid: I'M NOT GAY!

Sunny: Boy, you can't take a joke. Just as uptight as Razz. *pops another bubble*

Rapid: I didn't know you were joking...

Sunny: We're besties. I wouldn't just straight go and call you a homo while you're dating Desiree. I'd get such a zetz....

Desiree: Yeah, you would. So, anyway, this curry is really good! Vicor made it in nothing flat! How did he do it?

Lucas:*Riding a bike*Waah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: What the?! Why are you riding your bike in the house?

Bobby: And who are you?

Lucas;*Was outside*No time to talk right now!

Rapid: ...This curry tastes good. Where's Sonic at?

Amy and Sonic: *walking down stairs, arguing*

Amy: You're just mad cuz I'm so good.

Sonic: You totally manipulated me!

Rapid: Oh yeah.

Handy: Hey Victor, can I have a pizza?

Victor: Of course! *makes a pizza* Here you go!

Handy: *eats a pizza slice* Yum!

Rapid: Hey Desiree, try this. *gives her some Barbeque Chicken Wings Southern Styled* It's a little spicy, but I like it.

Desiree: I love spicy foods! *takes bite* Mmh!

Amy: How did I manipulate you? You totally gave in!

Sonic: Well, you wanted it so bad that I just had to do it!

Amy: Just face it! I beat you in Monopoly!

Rapid: I hate Monopoly. I like Life and Twister Extreme Rules.

Handy: Hey Rapid, what're you gonna do when you're done eating.

Rapid: *shrugs* I dunno...What would you like to do Desiree?

Desiree: Maybe we could....

Sunny: Co-ed sleepover?

Rapid: Co-ed? What's that?

Bobby: I means boys and girls mixed.

Rapid: Oh. I guess so. It's up to you Desiree.

Desiree: Sounds like fun!

Rapid: Cool. I gotta get something out of my room so I'll be gone for about 5 minutes. Handy, don't do anything you'll regret. *laughs and runs upstairs to the 1st floor*

Handy: I wonder what he's getting...

Sunny: I've ot 3 guesses. Etiher a poster of Justin Bieber, some weather girl, or a shrine of Desiree.

Bobby: Maybe it's a picture of him and his mom.

Handy: The picture of his mom is probably the answer.

Rapid: *in his room* Where did I put Desiree's Valentine's Gift? *opens a drawer* Oh here it is. *gets a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates and cards and candy for everyone else*

Sunny: By the way, Handy, happy Singles Awareness Day!

Handy: What's that?

Sunny: It's a joke! You see, couples et all lubby dubby and stuff, which raises awareness of singles in a weird way.

Rapid: *has a bunch of Valentine's Day gifts* So heavy... *trips and all the gifts are scattered* Aw man! *gatthers them all up and gives everybody there gift but still has Desiree's* Desiree, I hope you have a happy Valentine's Day. *gives her the gifts* Hope you like 'em.

Desiree: Aww! You got me a gift! Thanks! *hugs Rapid* *while hugging him, she gets Sonic to run out and get her aift from a store w/o Rapid knowin*

Rapid: You're welcome. *smiles happily*

Handy: You two are always lovey dovey.

Rapid: You're only 12, so you have yet to learn Handy.

Sunny: At least they don't have baby nick names for eachother.

Rapid: I haven't said one 'cuz it takes a while for me to think of one.

Desiree: I'm not into the baby name thing. Babe and baby, and that's it for me.

Rapid: Yeah. *turns the 144 plasma screen T.V.* What do you guys want to watch?

Desiree: Gee, I really don't know.

Sunny: I'm stumped too.

Bobby: Veggie Tales!

Sunny: No.

Rapid: What's Veggie Tales?

Sunny: Forget about it. So what do you wanna watch?

Desiree: You're the host, after all.

Rapid: I usually don't watch T.V. so I don't know what to watch.

Sunny: Maybe we could just watch episodes of The Nanny.

Handy: OH GOD NO!!!!!!

Rapid: Handy! We have guests!

Sunny: Somebody's got a comedy problem.

Bobby: How about Drake and Josh?

Rapid: *turns it to Drake and Josh*

Handy: *in a whispered voice to Rapid* You gonna kiss her?

Rapid: *blushes* *outloud by accident* I-I-I...U-uh... *blushing a deep red*

Sunny: *whispering to Handy* You're obnoxious. *whispering to Rapid* And you need to stop blushing. she's bored. Give her something to entertain her with.

Rapid: *whispering to Sunny* What does she like?

Sunny: *whipering to Rapid* You just don't get it. *shakes head*

Rapid: *looks confused* *whispering to Sunny* What don't I get? This is my first time dating.

Sunny: *whispers to Rapid* Put your arm around her. Make conversation. You know.

Rapid: *puts arm around Desiree*

Desiree: Hey, Rapid. So did you guys think of anything?

Handy: No...IDEA! How about we watch Naruto, Dragonball Z, or Sailor Moon!

Desiree: Touchy. I'm not into action animes, and I don't like Sailor Moon. Could we watch Azumanga Daioh?

Rapid: I don't know what that is but, sure. *turns it to Azumanga Daioh*

Sunny: I love this show! The first part is kinda bad, but it's really funny! :)

Rapid: I've never seen this show before.

Sunny: It's really funny!

Bobby: I'm gonna go eat some ice cream. *walks downstairs*

Rapid: I guess it.

Sunny: You guess what?

Rapid: Oh, I was thinking about something outloud. *hears somethig loud outside* What was that?

Desiree: Maybe it's a wild animal.

Sunny: Maybe it's my boss.


 * doorbell rings*

Bobby: *comes back up* Mabybe it's Max. *runs downstairs to answer door*

Max: Hi, guys. There's something out there!

Rapid: *looks outside* Cool! A shootout!

Bobby: What's a shootout?

Rapid: A shootout is a fight with guns. People start to shoot at each other. *looks outside* ! *a bullet hit Rapid in the arm* Ow!

Handy: What?

Rapid: I got shot in the arm.

Desiree: *gasp* Are you okay?

Max: Shootout, huh? I'll be right back. Sunny, come with me. *grabs Sunny's arm and rushes out the front door, then closes the door*

Rapid: It depends on how far the bullet went. *looks at the bullet wound* It looks pretty deep...

Desiree: O.O {panicing} Um... I could heal it, but the bullet would still be in! What do I do?

Rapid: I could dig the bullet out. It will hurt pretty bad.

Desiree: And that's why I wouldn't do that! Oh oh! Oh, I know! *calls Silver* Silver? Hi. No! No! Just get over to Rapid's house! He'd got a bullet stuck in his shoulder!*

Silver: *barges in and removes bullet w/o touching it*

Rapid: All I need is a bandage or something.

Bobby: {while licking a lollipop} I got some gause.

Rapid: *wraps it around arm* What's Max and Sunny doing?

Bobby: {licking lollipop} It's 'What are', not 'What is'.

Desiree: I don't know.


 * gunshots and Max yelling, kicks and punches and a yelp*

Sunny: *walks in* We're okay!

Max: Hey, Rapid, is it? How come I didn't know there was treasure somewhere around here?

Bobby: Treasure?

Rapid: What treasure?

Sonic: Sooooooo bored....

Max: The dude out there said he was lokoing for treasure around here, and he'd stop at nothing.

Sunny: That's why he shot you.

Rapid: If my arm wasn't hurt, I would have shot him with this...*takes out a machine gun* I used to be in a gang, I quit 3 years ago.

Sunny: How delightful. You're dating a gangsta.

Desiree: He quit the gang, okay? And do you know what those guys were talking about with the treasure?

Rapid: U-uh...N-no! No! Of c-course not! *laughs nervously*

Sunny: You're a terrible liar, dude. Just tell us.

Bobby: You should't lie to your girlfriend. *giggles*

Rapid: *mumbles* It's $2,000,000...

Bobby: That's a lot a lot of money!

Sunny: That's some of it, but he talked about way more than just money. And he warned he was coming back with his gang.

Rapid: Their comming for me?

Max: For all of us! Should we take off?

Rapid: I'm staying here...*clenches his fists* I'm protecting my neighborhood.

Handy: There's a fast way out of here. Rapid's got a place down the street.

Sunny: The dude has gigantic explosives. And besides, he said he's gonna leave the rest of the town alone. Weird aproach, huh?

Max: I just remembered something he said! Something about some rock.

Handy: *eyes open wide* What rock exactly?

Max: You can't rush my memory, dude. I'm 12 and in 9th grade, so I have a lot up here.

Sunny: But he never distributes it.

Max: Hey!

Handy: Rapid, he may be talking about the "special rocks"!

Max: Maybe. He said there are two of them around here.

Rapid and Handy: WHAT?! THAT'S BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: Ssh! Shh! Quiet down! Axel's trying to sleep!

Desiree: What do we do? Pack up and run or something?

Rapid: You guys have to leave. If I leave, this town will be under attack.

Handy: You're comming with us Rapid! Let's go guys.

Rapid: I need to stay.

Max: Ooh! I gotta idea! Pick me! Pick me!

Desiree: Max!

Max: I got this hyper cube thingy! And I can... wait, why do you have to stay? Are they gonna destroy the town?

Rapid: I have to stay to protect my town. I'm going to have to save everyone, or die trying.

Handy: No! You have to come with us! Be with Desiree and live happily ever after!

Rapid: Handy, don't use Desiree to your advantage.

Desiree: Yeah, if you wanted to do that, you should have made your move before wre got together. I mean... don't go!

Max: I got a hyper cube! What if we suck the rocks in here and keep the town safe or something?

Rapid: That's a great idea. I have the other 3 emeralds here. *shows everyone the Rainbow colored, green, and white, emeralds*


 * door is knocked down*

???: Well, what do you know? It's you!

Rapid: *answers door* Hello?

???: Sister.

Desiree: What? What are you talking abou... Oh... my... goodness....

Rapid: Sister? You have a sister, Desiree?

Sunny: What are you? Mashugana? That's obviously a dude!

Rapid: How was I supposed to know?

???: Uh... villian with his gang standing here, being ignored.

Rapid: We need to leave. I've got an airplane I can fly us to Jersey.

Handy: New Jersey is miles away!

Rapid: That's the only other place I have to stay.

???: Oh no ya don't! *throws knockout rock and knocks out everybody*

Part 2
Desiree: *wakes up* Wha... wha... Whoa! Are we... in the desert?!

Rapid: *wakes up with a rattlesnake next to him*

Handy: *wakes up* Ouch, my head.

Max: *wakes up* What happened?

Desiree: Eek! Rattlesnake! *gets up, tries to run and falls down* Help!

Rapid: *grabs the rattlesnake and throws it* Where are we at?

Handy: Looks like a desert...

Max: Why aren's Sunny and Bobby awake yet?

Desiree: They're younger. Sunny'll be up in a minute or two, but Bobby will be out cold for a couple of hours.

Rapid: *gets up but his ribs start to hurt* My ribs hurt! *stands up but falls with pain* I hurt everywhere...

Max: How did we get here, anyway?

Rapid: I have no clue...

Handy: Rapid, where does the pain hurt the most?

Rapid: My ribs.

Handy: I would examine, but I'll leave that to Desiree. *laughs*

Desiree: *thumps Handy on the head* Sunny's right; You're obnoxious. I'm surprised you and my brother aren't friends. Well, Shawn anyway.

Max: Hey, Desiree, you said you recognized the dude who came and knocked us out. Who was it?

Desiree: *sigh* My brother, Crush. He turned evil when he was 7.

Handy: Ow...

Rapid: I'll be behind that cactus over there for a little to see my injuries. *crawls to the cactus*

Max: Can you get me some cactus water while you're over there? Well, at least we're not in one of those frozen deserts.

Rapid: Yeah I got my pocket kni-Where's my pocket knife? *pockets are empty* Well, I'll try to. *goes behind the cactus and check injuries and gets cactus water and comes back with everything* Okay, I've got some good news and bad news. Which one first?

Max: I'll take the bad news first of 300, Rapid!

Rapid: What does that mean? Anyway, the bad news is that I have a lot of injuries on my chest. I have no clue how I got them.

Desiree: That stinks. What's the good news?

Rapid: I've got cactus water, found some berries, and I found some trees.

Handy: Oh yeah! You're a w-*Rapid covers his mouth*

Rapid: SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM THAT!

Max: Tell us what?

Rapid: Nothing.

Handy: He doesn't want to tell you guys that he was in the war.

Rapid: HANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handy: Oops...

Desiree: War?! What war?

Max: War? That's awesome! That reminds me; I have a salt and pepper bazooka in my front pocket!

Rapid: I was in a war on my planet.

Max: Lemme guess! It lead to the destruction of your planet and your family, and you're the only one left. Am I right?

Rapid: *nods* Yeah. *whispered to Max* I have a bullet stuck in my chest from the war.

Max: *whispers to Rapid* if it's in your ribs, I know how I could get it out!

Rapid: *whispered to Max* Do it!

Handy: I'm soooooo tired, thirsty, and hungry...

Desiree: Can you stop complaining for 20 seconds?

Max: (to Rapid) Lay down and hold still. *takes out Skeleton Bazooka*

Rapid: *lays down*

Max: *shoots Rapid with bazooka, the bullet and a spork jump out of him* What's with the spork?

Lucas:*Yawns*Hi guys!

Desiree: Crush got you too?

Lucas:No just tired.

Max: Well then how did you get out here?

Rapid: I used a spork to try to dig it out. If only I had another shirt...*Rapid's white t-shirt is red*

Lucas:*To Max*Well I grab an Abra and it teleported me here!

Max: ...Okay then.

Desiree: *takes out shrink ray and shrinks herself* My purse is a mini mall. BRB! *crawls inside purse*

Max: That's not weird.

Lucas:Never heard of an Abra?

Max: No clue.

Lucas:My Mom won't let me talk to people about it anyway.

Desiree: *crawls out of her purse and grows back to normal* Here's one! A navy blue t-shirt!

Lucas:What's the Shirt for?

Desiree: His shirt got red on it.

Lucas:How?

Desiree: I don't know. Ask him.

Lucas:Who is "Him" anyway?

Desiree: Who do you think? It's Rapid!

Lucas:Oh!

Rapid: I'm gonna go way over there to put this shirt on. My cuts are deep.

Desiree: You got cut, too?

Rapid: Yup. *goes behind a sand dune and changes then comes back* We need to do something either fun, or a way to get outta here.

Max: Well, we could ride on my... *looks around* That fiend stole my jetpack!

Desiree: Well, anybody else have any ideas?

Sunny: *wakes up* *gasps* Um.... why are we in a desert?

Desiree: We don't know!

Rapid: *presses a button on his shoes and he starts floating*

Sunny: You have floating shoes? I thought those were a government exclusive!

Rapid: I stole 'em from G.U.N to avoid execution.

Handy: *rolls eyes*

Desiree: That's so brave! You stole, but it's still brave!

Sunny: *rolls eyes and checks pockets* They stole all my stuff! *pouting* My homework was in there!

Rapid: *checks pockets* Why didn't they take my grenades?

Desiree: I guess you didn't look like a threat to them. Max is super smart and Sunny's an agent, and they raid any fox's stuff like a banchee. You'd think they'd be smart enough to take yours.

Sunny: What? That's a bad thing?

Rapid: Well, anyway, we need to make a shelter and get some food and water.

Max: Does your purse have a food court?

Desiree: I don't know. You guys wanna come inside and check?

Rapid: No thanks. I'll go look for some trees to make a shelter. *hovers off*

Sunny: (-_-;) We could have stayed in the purse mall.

Handy: He like doing things the hard way.

Rapid: *sees some trees* All right! *starts breaking branches off and finally makes a shelter for everyone*

Sunny: I'll leave you guys alone. *picks up Bobby, shrinks down, and jumps inside Desiree's purse*

Max: *follows Sunny* You comin', Handy?

Handy: Yup! *follows Max*

Desiree: So....

Rapid: *comes back* Shrink me too!

Desiree: *grabs ray and shrinks herself and Rapid, jumps inside purse mall*

The Purse Mall
Rapid: Whoa...This is awesome! Does this stuff cost money? Don't worry, I won't steal anything.

Desiree: Honey, I own this mall. All you guys can get anything you want, no charge.

Sunny: Ooh! Shoes on sale! *takes off*

Rapid: Is there a food court? I'm starving...*stomach growls*

Max: Why don't we look around? *gasp* Comic book sale! *runs off*

Desiree: I think it's over there. *walks to food court* Here we are!

Rapid: *eyes open wide* Fooooooooooood! *runs off to the ice cream stall* I'll take one double scoop Cookies 'N Creme in a cone. Desiree, what do you want?

Desiree: Meh, I'm not hungry. I'll just have a Diet Cyan soda. But we should probably get something for Speedy Bearbert, here.

Rapid: What does he like?

Desiree: He'll try anything once, but let's just get him a couple of apples; he loves apples.

Rapid: 'Kay. *goes to get some apples and gets Desiree a Diet Cyan Soda* Here ya go. Where'd he go?

Desiree: I don't know. Uh oh! I'll go look for him. *takes off*

Rapid: So will I! *follows Desiree*

Desiree: *runs throughout mall* Where in the world could he be?

Rapid: Maybe he's still outside the purse...

Desiree: No, I saw Sunny bring him in! *gasp, runs to Leohmann's* Follow me!

Rapid: *follows Desiree*

Desiree: *runs to Sunny* Sunny! Where's Bobby?

Sunny: I don't know, but you can ask people around. If that doesn't work, you can always announce a lost child over the intercom.

Desiree: Genius! *runs off* *runs back* Where's that?

Sunny: How am I to know?

Rapid: Found it! *points to a little glass and wood box with a microphone in it*

Desiree: *over intercom* Um... attention, shoppers! There is a missing bear! He is six years old wearing oversized clothes, and is most likely asleep. If you find him, please report to the food court. Thank you! *hangs up intercom* Well, now what?

Rapid: I'll do a lap around the store just in case. *runs off*

Max: *runs to Desiree* Hey, Rae! You'll never believe this! This comic book has a character that looks exactly like Bobby!

Rapid: *runs inside the comic shop* Maybe he's in here...*looks inside a comic to relax* Hm...*eyes open wide* I gotta show Desiree! *runs to Desiree as fast as possible* Hey Desi-*falls* Hey Desiree, *gets up* this guy in the comic looks just like Bobby!

Desiree: That's funny. Maybe he got trapped inside? But... how?

Rapid: Let's find out. *puts hand on comic cover and gets sucked inside*

Desiree: 8O

Sunny:*walks in* Look at these shoes! Couldn't ya plotz?

Desiree: Rapid just got sucked inside that comic book!

Rapid: *waves to Desiree and tries to talk but comes out as words* "This is cool! Come on! Try it!"

Desiree: How did he get in there?

Sunny: Ver vaist? Hey, Handy's gone, too.

Handy: *runs up to Desiree and Sunny* I peek gniklat sdrawkcab! (Translation:I keep talking backwards!)

Desiree: Everything is crazy! Rapid and Bobby are in a comic book, Sunny keeps using Yiddish terms, Handy's talking backwards, and....

Max: OH NO! The hyper cube! Where is it?!

Handy: Ho-hu! (Translation:Uh-oh!)

Desiree: This day keeps getting better and better.


 * people scream and scurry*

Max: What's going on?

Freckles Jeeperchomp: Hello, losers. *laughs*

Rapid: *gets shot out of the comic from some weird energy source* WHOA! *falls on a table* That was epic! That co-*looks a Freckles*

Freckles: What? You've never seen an incredibly beautiful rabbit dressed as Fran Sheffield?

Max: Beautiful my eye!

Freckles: *smacks Max*

Rapid: Leave him alone! Or you'll have to go through me!

Freckles: That won't be a problem at all. *climbs out of purse and grows back*

Max: Uh oh. o_O

Rapid: Hold me back before I fight him!

Handy: *grabs Rapid's arm* Don't fight!

Rapid: *loses controll of himself and gets out purse and unshrinks himself*

Freckles: Did you just call me a him? Oh, that's it. *picks up purse* Any sudden moves or insults, and this purse gets it. Just back off, and let me take it, okay?

Rapid: How about a deal? If we fi-

????: That won't be neccesary. *walks over to Freckles* So I see you want to steal this purse. Why?

Freckles: What's it to you, dipstick?

????: No need to call people names here. Just hand over the purse and I'll give you this wad of cash. *shows Freckles 2,000,000 dollars* And I've got a lot more money. Just hand over the purse.

Freckles: Sold! *tosses up purse, takes money, and runs off*

????: Long time no see, Rapid.

Rapid: Wait...YOU'RE FIST!

Fist: Yup. Now let's get back inside the purse. I've got some cool gadgets I wanna show you. *shrinks himself with his own shrink ray*


 * truck pulls up, drops off Ginger McMuffin, and drives off*

Ginger: *asleep*

Rapid: You go ahead, someone just got here.

Fist: *goes inside purse* Wow. This place is big. *sees Desiree and runs towards her* Hello there! I'm currently single. How about you, sweetness?

Desiree: Yeah... I have a boyfriend....

Fist: And who is your boyfriend?

Desiree: Rapid.

Sunny: What's going on out here?

Fist: RAPID?! *sees Sunny* Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Fist the Echidna. You light my soul like the flame of love.

Lucas:An Echidna,My friend mother loves Echidna!Exspecial Knuckles!

Fist: Knuckles is my dad. *keeps flirting with Sunny*

Lucas:Poor Zoro.

Rapid: *back inside purse*

Sunny: How old are you, anyway?

Fist: I am 17 beautiful.

Sunny: Somebody's a lolicon. *rolls eyes and walks other way*

Fist: Aw c'mon!

Max: You must have low standards if you're hittingon a girl 6 years younger than you!

Fist: Well I didn't know that.

Rapid: So tired...

Lucas:Zoro is 16!

Desiree: You're showing up everywhere!

Lucas:?

Rapid: *falls asleep on the floor*

Fist: Rapid passed out. *goes to the sports department*

Zoro:*In the sports department*

Max: How do we get Bobby out of this book?

Rapid: *snores while on floor*

Fist: Where are the punching bags?

Sunny: Mabe they're in a sports store.

Rapid: *wakes up* I need to sleep some where comfortable.

Zoro:*Hugs Fist*

Fist: *blushes* Uh...hello. I'm Fist the Echidna.

Zoro:Hi I'm Zoro the wolf!

Desiree: Go to the furniture store. The beds there are comfortable.

Lucas:???????????

Desiree: Don't give me that look. I was talking to Rapid.

Rapid: Ok. *walks towards the biggest bed and lays down on it* It feels so good...*falls asleep*

Fist: How old are you Zoro?

Ginger: (outside, so sounds loud) *wakes up* Hey, where the heckle am I? *sees purse* And when did I get such a girly purse?

Handy: *slaps himself* I'm back to normal!

Sunny: Thank goodness, too. I was gonna slap you myself!

Desiree: Did anybody else hear Ginger in a really loud voice?

Handy: Yeah, I did.

Rapid: *walks out refreshed* Did you guys here a loud voice?

Ginger: I'm gonna bust in the brains of whoever brought me out here! *yelling* SHOW YOURSELF!

Desiree: *covers ears* Aah! She has such a loud voice!

Fist: *walks over to Rapid* What the hell is that noise?

Max: She's 10, she's got a bad temper, and reeeeaaaly loud.

Desiree: Ginger. Hey, Rapid, toss me the shrink ray.

Fist: I have a shrink ray on my watch.

Rapid: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Here ya go Desiree. *gives Desiree the shrink ray*

Fist: Nobody appreciates my ideas.

Desiree: *aims ray at Ginger and shrinks her*

Ginger: *falls into purse* What the?! What just happened?!

Rapid: You done been shrunk!

Fist: 0_o"

Ginger: Desiree, you're dating this ghetto wannabe? You could do so much better!

Desiree: Ginger!

Rapid: I'm not ghetto. Well, anymore.

Fist: I'm Fist the Echidna. *goes back to the punching bags*

Ginger: Yeah, yeah. So could somebody tell me where I am?

Zoro:Nice to meet you Fist!And I'm 16!*To Fist*

Fist: I'm 17. *smiles*

Rapid: We're in Desiree's awesome purse.

Ginger: Awesome? It's so girly! Why is it so girly?! Ooh! Bunge jumping! *takes off*

Desiree: She's easily destracted.

Zoro:*Hugs Fist*

Lucas:*To Fit*I think she loves you!

Max: That was fast.


 * purse shakes*

Sunny: What is it now?

Lucas:?!

Rapid: Don't tell me I have to do something outrageous...

Fist: So what if the purse shook? I've got an actual girl hugging me! It feels awesome!

Lucas:That's just because Zoro loves male echidnas!

Fist: Then I'm so lucky. *hugs Zoro*

Zoro:*Kisses Fist*

Fist: *blushes and kisses Zoro*

Lucas:Congrats!


 * loud laugh, purse shakes more*

???: Ha! These losers won't know what hit them!

Lucas:Huh?

Desiree: Freckles got the purse back!!

Zoro:*Punches Freckles*

Rapid & Fist: *unshrink themselves and get out purse*

Freckles: My nose! Oh for the love of.... *throws purse out of sight* You little dipsticks!

Rapid: Quit calling me that!

Fist: *cracks knuckles* Leave us alone. Or else. *hands glow red and energy are in his hands*

Rapid: *hands glow blue*

Freckles: You'd hit a girl, huh? Just when I started to like you. *to Fist* You, I dunno.

Rapid: I'd hit a girl that tries to steal my girlfriends purse!

Fist: *energy starts floating around him and Fist gets unto fighting position*

Zoro:*Shrinks and jumps into the purse*

Rapid: *gets into fighting stance*

Zoro:*Kicks Freckles*

Fist: Zoro, be careful. We don't know anything about her.

Freckles: You guys look all tough, don't you? Well, okay. I give up. Go look for the purse.

Rapid: *goes to look for the purse*

Fist: I don't trust you. And anyway you came back after I gave you the money! C'mon, let's fight!

Zoro:*Jumps on Freckles*

Fist: Whoa!

Rapid: *gets the purse and puts a barrier around it*

Lucas:Go Zoro!

Zoro:*Wraps her tail around Freckles mouth*

Freckles: *rolls eyes, bites tail, kicks Zoro* I'm not in the mood. *poofs out*


 * a net catches Rapid*

Ned McMuffin: Yo! *takes purse and runs out of sight into the jungle*

Zoro:*Runs after him*GAH!!!!!!!!!

Fist: *chases after Ned*

The Mighty Jungle
Crush: *appears* Where do you think you're going?

Zoro:Outta my way!

Crush: Well, aren't you a fiesty one?

Lucas:She's just like Knuckles.

Fist: *gets Rapid and they both are in front of Crush*

Crush: Good. More visitors.

Rapid: *hands glow blue*

Fist: I'm not in the mood for games!

Zoro:Fist?

Crsuh: You and me both.

Zoro:I'm inlove with Fist!

Crush: I don't mean to be a Liz Smith, but didn't you two just meet?

Fist: Yeah, so what?

Rapid: Where is Desiree?

Lucas:Fist,Zoro is inlove with you!

Fist: And I'm in love with Zoro. *looks at Crush* Mess with her, and I'll break your face!

Crush: That's moving a little too fast, if you ask me. My sister is inside her purse.

Rapid: Some random guy stole it!

Crush: Oh, that guy. Well, that just stinks.

Rapid: I need to get that purse back!

Fist: Will you help us get it?

Crush: *looks around* Okay, fine. but I'm gonna need a good disguise, a good fake name, and you better not tell anybody about this, capicce?

Zoro:*Transfroms into a pidgeo & Flies away*

Rapid: Ok. You'll now be called-

Fist: Crash.

Crush: Yeah. I'll get a tatoo on my arm, wear blue jeans, and only say 'Haha!' Not gonna happen.

Fist: All we need is a voice change.

(a blue hedgehog with orange streaks walks over. to characters who know Tsunami he looks vaguely familiar)

Pyro: sup peoples?

Crush: ! *put hood up and pulls string to cover his face*

Rapid: You look like Tsunami...

Fist: *gets a voice changer out of his pocket*

Crush: (muffled) Where did you get that?

Pyro: (to Rapid) sorry, i don't know a Tsunami.

Fist: Got it from G.U.N.

Rapid: You sure you don't know her? You look vaguely familiar...

Pyro: sorry, no. name's Pyro.

Crush: *muffled* I still need a name and a disguise.

???: Disguise and name, huh?

Rapid: !

Fist: Hm?

Zoro:*Comes back down from the sky*

???: Hello Rapid. *jumps down from a tree*

Crush: *muffled* Perople are popping out of everywhere.

Rapid: Oh! You're Rail!

Rail: Heh heh! Yep!

(inside the purse)

Handy: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


 * purse shakes violently with Ned running with it*

Sunny: This is madness! What's happening?!

Desiree: MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! IT'S GETTING RUINED!?!?!!!

Handy: Oh wait! I remember something! I have a special device that will make Rapid teleort here without him knowing! *takes out a ray gun*

Desiree: [panicing] OMIGOSH! I NEED HATS! I NEED HATS! AAAHHH!!!!

Max: Desiree, can you try to keep sound from coming from your face?!

Sunny: It's chaos in here! Make Rapid come please!!

Handy: *pulls trigger and Rapid teleports into the purse*

Rapid: How did I get in here?!

Handy: Nevermind that!

Rapid: *looks at Desiree* Why are you panicing?

Desiree: ARE YOU BLIND?! MY HAIR IS ALL MESSED UP AND CRUDDY!!!!

Handy: What should we do for your hair then?

Desiree: A-A HAT! GET ME A HAT! A CUTE ONE!

Max: It's just hair! Don't blow up Cuba!

Rapid: *runs off to get a "cute" hat*

Handy: ...

Desiree: *puts hat on* *stops panicing* Okay, I'm back. So... why is my purse shaking like heck?

Rapid: Someone is stealing it. We don't know who it is. If I get out, I'm risking my life.

Handy: IDEA!!!!!!! Let's all get out of the purse, and then see who it is!

Rapid: That may work.

Bobby: Okay!

Desiree: But what if all my stuff gets ruined?

Rapid: Trust me, that won't happen. I promise. I even pinky promise. Cross my heart. My dee-

Handy: WE GET IT!!!!!

Desiree: *sigh* Okay. Let's catch this purse napping creep!

Ginger: Yeah! We'll pumble them into a pulp! Slowly and painfully.... *laughs*

Rapid: I'll go first. *unshrinks himself and gets out purse*

Handy: *unshrinks himself & gets out*

Desiree: So much for ladies first. *unshrinks self and gets out*

Max: *takes shrink ray*

Ginger: *snatches ray* Didn'r you hear her? Ladies first! *unshrinks self and Sunny and they jump out*

Max: *unshrinks self and gets out*

Bobby: Um... guys? I-I don't know how to use this!

Rapid: Sorry about ladies first. I just didn't want you to get hurt Desiree. *starts chasing after the purse theif* Get over here you purse stealer!

Handy: *starts chasing after the purse stealer*

Ginger: *gets out lasso and lassos Ned* I got him!

Crush: Well, I gotta go. {poof!}

Desiree: Who was that?

Rapid: *walks up to Ned* Well well well. Looks like you're all tied up. *picks up the purse and gives it to Desiree*

Desiree: Yay! *looks at it for a minute*

Ned: *laughs*

Ginger: What's the big idea?

Ned: Simply put, that's not her purse. *laughs maniachly* {poof!}


 * purse blows up and a giant cage falls on all of them*

Rapid: What the?!

Handy: !

Sunny: He tricked us!

Ginger: That little umph!

???: Ha! There's no way you will be getting that purse!

Zoro:Fist?

Fist: *punching the bars* Yes?

Zoro:*Kisses Fist again*

Fist: *blushes and kisses Zoro*

Bobby: Yucky yucky yuck!

Ginger: What is this?! Who are you?!

???: Well, aren't you a fiery one?

Rapid: *punches bars* Get us outta here! *spin dashes into the bar but bouces back and his the bars behind him* Darn it! *keeps punching and kicking the bars*

???: That's just adorable! You think you can get out! *takes our reak purse* Looking for... this?

Rapid: *irises turn red* Don't get me mad! *takes out a hidden blade and starts slashing at the bars*

???: Those bars are inpenetrable. You won't be able to break them. Now, what do you say we make a little deal? Give us Desiree to turn dark, and you can have her stupid purse back.

Ginger: That wouldn't make any sence! That would be a lose-lose situation!

???: Win-win for me. So, Rapid, any thoughts?

Rapid: *starts turning Dark Rapid* SHUT UP! *turns Dark Rapid*

Dark Rapid: *punches a bar and it starts getting dented*

Fist: RAIL!

Rail: *out of nowhere kicks ??? in the face and tries to free everyone*

???: OW! *falls down and nose starts bleeding* I feel like Heather getting beat up by LeShawna! You'll pay for that! *takes out Carrot Gun and shoots Rail in the eye* You're little weirdo! You NEVER kick Freckles Desmona Jeeperchomp in the face!

Rail: *covers eye with a piece of paper attached to a string* Ow! *gets a chainsaw and cuts the bars open*

Dark Rapid: *punches Freckles in the face and goes back to normal but losses energy and gets weak* Ugh...*holds Desiree's hand so she won't get hurt*

Fist: ...

Freckles: OOF! *falls to the ground, left eye starts bleeding* [crying] You will PAY FOR THIS!

Big Buela, Ned, and Pool Shark: *show up*

Pool Shark: So you punched Freckles in the face, see? You're gonna regret it, see?

Ned: Her eye is bleeding! You're deffinatley gonna get it!

Freckles: *signals something*

Ned: ...But not today. You got off lucky.


 * all of them poof out*

Sunny: Poor Freckles. I wonder if she's okay.

Handy & Fist: ARE YOU INSANE RAPID?!?!?!?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT GIRLS!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!

Rapid: *passes out for an unknown reason, for now*

Max: I guess he's just exhausted. He put up quite a fight against Freckles. She deserved it though. :P

Sunny: Hey, wait a second. Guys, they still have Desiree's purse! And Bobby is still in it!

Fist: I've got an idea.

Desiree: Well, spill the beans! What is it?

Fist: *pulls out a paint can and water balloons*

Max: We empty the paint can, warm up the water, put it in thew can, the put Rapid's hand in it so he wets himself?

Fist: That's a great idea! *puts the paint in a water bottle and get s water* Okay. We need to heat the water up.

Ginger: Sunny has a heater in her bag! *starts digging in Sunny's bag*

Sunny: Not that kind of heater Ginger. But I do have a heat ray. *takes out heat ray and warms water up*

Fist: *gets the heat ray and heats water in the can and gets ready to put Rapid's hand in the water*

Tails: *runs past*

Eggman: *runs after in EggWalker*

Sunny: What is it now?!

Rapid: *slowly wakes up* What is that noise?

Sonic: *running after the EggWalker*

Sunny: *starts running after Sonic* Dude, what's going on?

Rapid & Fist: *follow after Sunny*

Sonic: [still running] I don't really know. Tails and I were just playing Extreme Yahtzee, and Eggman showed up in the EggWalker trying to kill Tails. I'm tryin' to stop the goof.

?????: *hovering over Rapid*

Rapid: SERIOUSLY! DO YOU HAVE TO BE HERE BLACK?!

Black: Shut up and die! *picks Rapid and flies very high into the air and drops him somewhere in the jungle*

Ginger: O_O What is this? Villian Jungle?

Fist: Actually, I think it is.

Max: That explains a ton.

Fist: Well, I've got to find Rapid.

Rail: Yeah.

Fist: Since this place is probably filled with dangerous things, we should be on teams.

Rapid: *crawling towards Fist* I-I'm o-o-okay...

Fist: Well, we need to find Handy then in teams.

Sunny: Oh yeah! Handy's not here! I didn't even notice! Tee-hee....

Ginger: Rapid, don't you have something that makes Handy teleport here without knowing?

Rapid: Unfortunatley, I don't.

Ginger: Oh. Well, would you happen to have placed a chip on him somewhere? You know, a tracking device?

Rapid: *shakes his head*

Max: Well, do you have a picture of anybody he likes that I can enlarge so he comes running over?

Rapid: *shakes his head* I don't know who he li-. On second thought, I think I know who he likes...but I don't have a picture.

Ginger: Oh, I know! *takes out megaphone* Here, scream her name as loud as you can. He's bound to rush over before you can finish.

Rapid: I'll trick him. *takes the megaphone* HEY HANDY! SUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOVES YOU!

Handy: *right next to Rapid* REALLY?!?!?! Cool!!!!!

Sunny: *chokes on water*

Rapid: *laughs* No, we just couldn't find you.

Handy: *runs away*

Rapid: C'mon Handy! It was a joke!

Handy: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU JERK!

Desiree: If you help us save Bobby, she just might!

Sunny: *chokes again*

Handy: *tails start to spin and he starts flying* YEAH RIGHT!

Rapid: Not on my watch! *throws a rock at Handy*

Handy: *catches it and crushes it in his hands*

Ginger: *whipers to Sunny* Can you at least pretend that you like him? Then, after he comes back, we can rub it in his face and make him cry!

Sunny: *whispers to Ginger* Okay, I'll pretend. But I'm not gonna make fun of him. [to Handy] Please come back! Pleeeeaaase! *puts really cute look on her face*

Rapid: Yeah Handy! Or do you want me to throw more stuff at you.

Handy: *lands next to Rapid* I don't beleive you guys. You've tricked me once, what makes you think I'll-

Rapid: GRAB HIM! *puts him in a headlock* We need your help to sa-

Handy: *elbows Rapid and runs away* Rapid, I'm not your friend anymore!!!!!! *flies out of sight*

Ginger: Deperate times.... *takes picture of Sunny in a bikini, makes it HUGE, lifts it up, and takes megaphone* [in megaphone, very loudly] HEY HANDY! YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE, OR EVERYBODY WILL KNOW WHO YOU LIKE!

Handy: I DON'T CARE!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Rapid: *falls to the ground on his knees* I just lost my best friend.

Sunny: Don't worry, Rapid. I'll bring him back by force. *lassos Handy to her and pushes pressure point to knock him out* See?

Rapid: I still lost my best friend. *punches the ground*

Fist: *sighs*

Handy: *wakes up* What do you guys want?

Sunny: Look, Handy. We're trying to keep Eggman from killing Tails. Along with that, Black the Hedgehog is in this jungle, and Freckles and her gang are deffinatley looking for revenge on us. So, it would be incredibly stupid of you to run off, because they're all gonna gang up on you and destroy you. Stick with us, and you won't have to face them alone. Got it?

Handy: Only if Rapid is gone.

Rapid: *walks away* Fine.

Sunny: Get back over here! Handy, Black is Rapid's mortal enemy. Plus, Rapid mad Freckles' eye bleed. They're gonna kill him, then we're gonna get all scared and split up. Then, he's gonna kill us off one by one. We all gotta stick together. Stregnth is in groups, okay? You guys can work it out. Trust me.

Rapid: C'mon Handy. I'm sorry.

Handy: *turns away from Rapid* I'm not gonna forgive you that easily.

Sunny: Let me put it this way. You either forgive him, or we die.

Max: Wow. When you put it that way, it sounds really scary.

Handy: *sighs and mumbles his words* I'msorryRapidforbailingoutonyouIhopewearestillfirends.

Rapid: Yeah. We're frinds. But did you have to say all that so fast?

Max: An apology is an apolody. Now, do we go after Freckles first or Eggman?

Fist: We'll split into two teams. Team 1 is Desiree, Rapid, Sunny, and Handy. Team 2 is Ginger, Max, and me.

Rapid: Sounds good to me.

Handy: I guess so.

Max: Wait, wasn't there some dude named Rail here a minute ago?

Rail: I don't need a team.

Ginger: You're coming qith us. 2 groups of 4 is better than 1 group of 4, 1 of 3, and 1 by himself.

Knuckles: I'll take his place.

Rail: Knux, how did you get here?

Maxi: I told you guys - people are popping up out of no where.

Rapid: Well, let's go team!

Fist: Yeah, let's go.

Rail: I'll go after Black, we've got unfinished business.

Rapid: I have to deal with Black too.

Sunny: *under breath* Because groups of three makes much more sence than groups of four.

Desiree: *under breath, to Sunny* Especially when in one group, somebody has anger issues. In the other, one is totally helpless. *points to self*

(they bouth giggle)

Rapid: What's so funny?

Fist: Nevermind that! We need to go help Tails! *runs towards Tails' direction*

Rapid: Okay! *goes looking for Black*

Rail: *goes looking for both*

Max: Wait up! *runs after Fist*

Ginger: *follows Max*

Desiree: *to Sunny and Handy* So where do you think Freckles and her gang are?

Handy: No clue...

Sunny: Me neither.


 * Pool Shark pokes handy on his shoulder and smacks him*

Handy: Ow! *gets up and kicks Pool Shark*

Pool Shark: Ow! Why you little....

King Crabs: *many appear and all pinch Handy's tail*

Black: *lands next to Handy* Hello puny weakling!

Rapid: *uppercuts Black and picks up a King Crab* Where's some wood? We'll cook this thing!

King Crab: *pinches Rapid's nose and takes off*

Rapid: *nose turns red* Ow...

Black: *grabs Handy by the neck* Go ahead, hit the wimp Pool Shark. I've got him so he wond run of.

Rapid: Leave him alone!

Pool Shark: Who you callin' Pool, see?

Ned: The insult was wimp, idiot.

Pool Shark: Who you callin Instult, see?

Ned: *face palms*

Sunny: Leave the dude alone! *shoots tranquelizer dart at Black's stomach*

Black: *takes the dart out* Son of a- *gets punched by Fist and gets sent flying through the whole forest*

Rapid: *points to an opening* Look! A beach!

Desiree: What kind of world do we live in that has a desert, a jungle, and a beach right next to eachother? :P

Max: Hey! Freckles is over there with Desiree's purse!

Peaceful Beach
Rapid: BEACH!!!!!

Handy: *changes into his swimsuit behind a tree and then jumps into the water*

Fist: We're going get the purse! Not going to swimming!!!

Desiree: Don't yell! The people, especially Bobby, are gonna be scared out of their minds inside. And Freckles will hear you. Keep your voices down okay? And Rapid, honey, stay out here. Freckles... well... wants you dead.

Sunny: Yeah. Dessie and I will handle this, okay?

Rapid: *sighs* Okay...

Fist: I've got you too covered just in case. *takes out a sniper rifle and hides in a tree* This is gonna be gooooood.

Handy: I'll be back-up too.

Desiree and Sunny: *laugh* No.

Desiree: We're sort of her friends. We'll handle it. And if you absolutely must be backup, stay back here and try not to let her see you, okay?

Fist & Handy: Okay.

Desiree and Sunny: *walk over to Freckles*

Desiree: Is your eye okay?

Freckles: *looks up, eye still bleeding* No.

Sunny: Don't worry. We told Rapid off for doing that.

Desiree: Can I have my purse back?

Freckles: *smiles and gives Desiree a brand new, better looking purse*

Desiree: Oh, I get it! You gave it a makeover for my half birthday!

Freckles: Yep!

Desiree: Thanks! *walks off*

Freckles: *annoyed* Yeah, you're welcome.

Sunny: *looks at Freckles a few seconds and walks away*

Desiree: Ta-da!

Rapid: You got it?

Sunny: No, her new diet is working. Yes, she got it back! :D

Desiree: My new diet has dropped me a few sizes....

Max: Forget about the diet! We have to go in and get Bobby!

In the Purse
Rapid: *goes inside purse*

Fist: *does the same*

Handy: *does the same*

Zoro & Lucas:*Jumps in the purse*

Fist: BOBBY! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

Rapid: Where are you Bobby?

Lucas:Sniff out Bobby,Zoro!

Zoro:I"m not a dog!

Handy: *takes out a magnifying glass* Judging from these skid marks, you should multiply 7.89 and 4.58 and you should get the answer on the grid map of the location. Then take the sum of 6 and 4,000.78695744 to get the exact location of Bobby. Then divide all of it up to get the answer which is 112 feet.

Rapid: ...

Zoro:*Turns into a Poochyana & starts to sniff around*


 * zombies come out of nowhere*

Sunny: Another zombie epidemic?

Rapid & Fist: Fusion HA! *fuse*

RapidFist: Let's get this over with.

Handy: Cool! You guys fused to join together to make one!

Sunny: Remember, guys, don't attack these zombies.

Max: These aren't typical zombies. They turn you into a zombie at the slightest touch, but they're just innocent bystanders affected by this.

RapidFist: Aw! I wanted to blow them up. I even have unused energy orbs! *energy orbs are in hand*

Desiree: *gives disgusted look* You were gonna blow them up. In my purse. Nice. That means blowing up all the stuff AND the purse.

Zoro:Not Zombies!

RapidFist: *defuse and go to their normal bodies*

Rapid: ...

Fist: So what do we do then?

Sunny: I'd suggest that we go find Bobby first.

Max: I left him in the comic store. Come on! *takes jetpack and flies to store* He could be any of these books!

Rapid: *runs to comic store*

Fist: *walks to comic store*

Ginger: *runs in* I found him! *takes out book with Bobby on it* So how do we get him out?

Sunny: This has never happened before! I have no idea! Maybe Rapid can get him out.

Rapid: *puts hand on comic and gets sucked in*

Fist: He knows how!

Bobby: *jumps out*

Rapid: *jumps out but faceplants*

Sunny: Win.

Desiree: Yay! You're back! :D

Bobby: Yeah! What happened?

Rapid: You got sucked into the comic somehow.

Bobby: What am I? An ignoramus?

(random crowd laughs)

Bobby: I mean what happened while I was gone?

Rapid: Oh. We looked were in the purse, then it was stolen, then we had a fight, then we got trapped in a cage, then we lost the purse again, then Desiree asked to get the purse back, then we went back into the purse, then we were in here, and now we're here.

Ginger: And he punched a girl!

Bobby: Whoa! I thought u had manners!

Desiree: *chkls*

Rapid: Well...

Fist: *interupts Rapid* He has no manners at all.

Handy & Fist: *starts laughing hard*

Sunny, Ginger, & Max: *ROFL*

Desiree: Nice! :3

Fist: *still laughing*

Handy: *rolling in circles laughing*

Rapid: o_e

Ginger: Come on, dude! You know it's true! You think shivalry is dead! *continues laughing*

Sunny: *still laughin* But if you pull that meshugass behavior on Ginger or me, we'll kick your butt like we didn Knux! *laughs harder*

Rapid: ...

Handy: *laughing very hard* I'm gonna bust a gut! *laughs even harder* CRAMP! *laughs even harder than that*

Bobby: What's so funny?

(everybody stops laughing)

Ginger: Gosh, Bobby. You're such a buzz kill.

Bobby: What does that mean?

Handy: You don't think it's funny that Rapid hit a girl in the eye and Fist said, "Rapid has no manners at all." and we all started laughing?

Bobby: Nopes.

Ginger: *cough* Buzz kill. *cough*

Handy: So what do we do now? Rail told me that he beat Black.

Max: Well, since the name of this beach is Peaceful Beach, then I'm guessing that some form of irony is going to happen, and the beach won't be so peaceful.

Ginger: Or you could shut your face, because you just jinxed us!


 * ground shakes*

Desiree: What's going on?

Rapid: *puts a barrier around everyone* I don't know what's going on, but-

Fist: *unshrinks himself and gets out of purse*

Zoro & Lucas:*Jumps out*

In the Comic
Bobby: WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING MAKE SENCE IN HERE?!

Rapid: Because you're in a comic. I know how to get you out.

Bobby: How'd you get in here?

Rapid: No time for that. I'll tell you later. Let's get outta here!

Bobby: But how?

Rapid: Just jump.

Bobby: *jumps and gets sucked out*

Rapid: *jumps and gets sucked out*

Not So Peaceful Beach

 * a giant robot walks up to everybody carrying a giant mase (the pepper spray AND the midevel weapon! :D)*

Rapid: *gets in defensive position*

Ginger: *gets in battle stance* what the heck is that?

Bobby: Aah! *runs around in circles*

Desiree: It's... HUGE! Like, Manhattan huge!

Fist: *runs up to it and punches it*

Robot: *looks down, has a smirk, and sprays Fist with GIANT pepper spray*

Fist: *coughs* C-can't b-b-breathe...

Rapid: *kicks robot* Leave Fist alone!

Ginger: Yeah! *runs up to it and kicks it* Eeee! *vibrates rapidly away and passes out*

Max: Ouch! I wonder who's controling this thing. *flies up to the head*

Rail: *out of nowhere kicks a hole into the head of the robot*

(the hole reveals that Cher is controling the robot)

Max: Cher?!

Rapid, Rail, & Handy: CHER?!?!?! Who's that?!

(She's a singer. She appeared in a movie last year, but I 4got wat it was called. :P)

(Oh. Lol. XD)

Rapid: Cher the Movie Star is in a huge robot.

Fist: *cough* Awkward. *cough*

Cher: B| [singing] Bang Bang! *shoots Rail down and Rail hits the ground (lol :P)*

Rail: Ow... (rofl)

Sunny: That awful sound, bang bang!

Rapid: Do we have to fight?

Fist: *shrugs*

Sunny: Don't bother. *walks up to robot* Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves!

Cher: Where? *robot falls over*

Desiree: Is she gonna be okay?

Rapid: O.O

Robot: *gets up and puts giant foot over Rapid and Sunny*

Fist: Rapid!

Sunny: Rapid and..?!

Robot: *steps on them*

Rapid: *gets crushed and blood is splattered around and on the foot*

Fist, Rail, Desiree, & Handy: RAPID!!!! SUNNY!!!!

Ginger: Wait, look!

Sunny: *slowly lifts up the foot and tosses it off of them, then falls to the ground* That hurt soo bad!

Rapid: *weakly and slowly crawls to Fist, Rail, & Handy*

Desiree: *runs to Sunny* Are you okay? What should I do?

Sunny: *weakly shrugs and passes out*

Desiree: Really?

Zoro:What happened here?

Desiree: Cher got in this robot and stepped on Sunny and Rapid! Which, in hindsight, should't have hurt so much, since this is a squash and stretch, but then again, Rapid made Freckles' eye bleed, so maybe it might just have hurt really bad. But on the other hand....

Max: Don't just sit there talking! Help them!

Zoro:*Illusions herself into Palkia*

Fist: WE NEED A MEDIC!

Handy: RAPID'S NOT BREATHING!!!

Rail: *lightning forms in his hands*

Nurse: You rang? *sees Sunny and Rapid* Whoa! What just happened out here?

Rail: *shoots lightning at Rapid*

Rapid: *heart starts pumping again*

Fist: We need you to take care of these two. Rapid has been damaged from the other fights. He'll wake up in a few days. Maybe a week.

Nurse: Hello? Professional nurse standing right here! I can cure him, and he'll be back to normal in a matter of hours.

Fist: Okay. Thanks.

Rapid: *manages to weakly put a thumbs up to everyone with eyes still closed*

Nurse: He looks pretty bad. *takes out Healing orb* Open wide! Or the big, bad, death moster will get'cha!

Rapid: *tries but can't*

Fist: *open Rapid's mouth* Okay, you can put it in now.

Nurse: *stuffs orb in Rapid's mouth* Okay, in 3 hours, he'll be as good as new.

Sunny: *wakes up, moaning*

Rapid: *starts to slowly move*

Nurse: Uh oh, I seem to be out of healing orbs. Uh... I'll be right back. Stay frosty! *runs to infermary*

Rapid: *slowly opens eyes* Wh-what happened?

Max: Cher stepped on you. And look at your bf's gf. She's all squished too, but she hasn't healed yet.

Rapid: *weakly* My bf's gf?

Max: Your best friend's girlfriend. Well, she's also my best friend's girlfriend... Well, she's not anybody's girlfriend, but they both like her. Sunny.

Rapid: *tries to get up but it's too painful* Ow!

Fist: Just lie down for a little.

Nurse: *runs back* I'm back with some more healing orbs! Open wide, Sunny!

Sunny: *tries but can't and moans in pain*

Ginger: That's my cue, I guess. *opens Sunny's mouth*

Nurse: *stuffs healing orb in Sunny's mouth*

Sunny: *shuts mouth hard* Ow! why did you open my mouth so wide? That really hurt!

Ginger: At least you're better now. So ungreatful!

Sunny: Oh. Thanks!

Rapid: *forces himself to get up* I still hurt all over the place, but I'll force myself to move.

Desiree: Don't you dare move until you stop hurting.

Rapid: Fine...*lays back down*

Desiree: *feels Rapid's head* You feel like you have a fever.

Nurse: *sticks a thermometer in Rapid's mouth* Wow! You're 102.6°F! We need to get you into the infirmary! I'll go get a gurnee! *runs back to infirmary*

Rapid: I feel fine...

Desiree: You don't even feel a little feverish?

Zoro:*Turns into snover and uses icebeam on Rapid*

Rapid: *covered in ice and then it falls off* Well, I feel kinda feverish...*starts to sweat* Why is it so hot outside?

Fist: Um...Rapid, you have a fever.

Rapid: *feints from fever*

Ginger: That guy faints from everything!

Desiree: He does, doesn't he?

Fist: He's just tired. He needs rest.

Handy: Yeah, he hasn't slept for a while.

Ginger: Yeah, every other hour.

Desiree: Well, at least he's okay.

Fist: Well, let's make a camp out here and then we should try to get back to civilization.

Ginger: They have a jungle, beach, and desert next to eachother, yet they don't think to put a city around here?

Desiree: I'll make the tent, I guess.

Fist: *gets sticks and shoots an energy blast at them to make a campfire*

Dachande:(Decloaks after his hunting trip)

Fist: Huh? *looks at Dachande* Who are you?

Dachande:Dachande the Yautja.