User blog:Puppy1/a Movie that my friend Keith told me about

Okay, so me and my Friend, Keith, were awake past the curfew hours in are dorm. I could hear giggles from the girls room. it was late, and we were talking about movies, 'cuz his dad works in the movie business. he gets to see movies before they come out. this is a movie that should come out in twelve years.

Keith: it is called EXPLODING PIE NINJAS OF DEATH THE SEQUEL IN 3D!!! there was this ninja who had this mission to stop these evil people. so then he decided to throw exploding pie at him. but the bad guy secretly dodged it. then a bunch of frogs jumped on his face, poison frogs. so the ninja thought that he was dead, so he went home. and then when he got there, he decided to cook up some cold spaghetti and take a bath in it. after that he went to bed. so then the bad guys snuck into his house, and they were naked (remember, it was in 3D). and they were doing some weird things with the toilet. and then, the ninja woke up, and he noticed that blood was all over him. and he was very hungry at that moment. so he decided to eat a sub, and I don't mean a sandwich sub. and then, he decided to hit him with a giant hammer, but the hammer was made out of marshmallows. then some spiders flew out from the screen. so then, a dolphin started to dance. but the ninja remembered it was allergic to dancing dolphins! so then he started to sweat really bad, and then his heart was pounding (the heart was shown and was flying out of the screen), and then the bad guys were wondering what happened. so they threw pudding at him. and then they decided to take a giant knife, and cut him open. then the bad guys went home after the ninja died. but then they realized there house had a BOMB in it! and then, Elvis and the Wolfman started to dance around in their house. then they saw Betsy Ross, and she was wearing a big 'ol fat arm cake. george washington jumped in through the window. the naked bad guys thought they would absolutely die. but, before they did die, they remembered they had a giant plane that was in the back yard. so they rushed outside, and it hit with a giant sledgehammer, they destroyed it. so then they found a giant boat, and they sailed away in the clouds! and then a dragon ate them. every one had a happy ending, everybody except everybody. THE END. it played some weird theme music that played like; I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR HEAD OF MAN!!!

Me: um what was that rated again?

Keith: I dunno something with an A in it

ME: O_O

Keith: they had a blooper scene where george washington lost his pants when jumping in the window. also the extended edition had that part, a mystical magical garden fairy appeared, and it cut to some naked dudes doin' weird stuff with the toilet. and I mean weird stuff.

Me: I don't follow.....