Roleplay:Gender Switch

RP: Gender Switch is based off an event that happened to the character Vicious the Dark: he became a woman. Now, nobody knows why it happened, but anybody who laughs has it happen to them for a week. Vic returned to normal, but the chick separated from him, and is known as Victoria. Now, I'm running this roleplay, not Vic. But who cares? I'm going to do it well.

In this, anybody who laughs at Vic or Will turning into women get changed into the other gender, the only exceptions being those who already had the transformation, or those who do it anyway (like Jeff)

Skill levels have no meaning, only energy levels. Shapeshifters as well as people with an energy concentration of 70% and higher do not change/mask their appearance, while anything below that cannot.

Characters
''Anyone can join! Just stick 'em under their side, then let this go crazy! (additional rules will appear on the talk page when required)''

Good
for all characters that appear aligned to the light, so' add your good guys here!
 * Will the Echidna/Wilma (Roleplayed by Flashfire212)
 * BloodSonic (opening scene by by Flash, any later appearances by BloodSonic1 himself)
 * Vicious the Dark (Opening scene only, so far)
 * Comet the Pyrohog (Opening scene only, so far)
 * Hazaridius the hedgehog (Roleplayed by BloodSonic1)
 * Xephazon (Roleplayed by BloodSonic1 (Yes, I have plenty of characters. Get over it. No-one's stopping you from adding multiple characters.))
 * Solex (Roleplayed by anyone) note: Solex is actually evil and wants to destroy the world, but no-one pays any attention to him and he is written off as a sidekick.
 * Statyx the Hedgehog (Played by Kagimizu)
 * Fou the Phoenix (Played by Kagimizu)
 * Shima the Hedgehog/Shisto(Played by Shima)
 * Sunny the Hedgehog/Tanner (played by Sunny)
 * Hunter the Fox(played by Hunter1034)
 * Emmie the Cat/ Emil the Cat (KittheCat mobian self) (played by KittheCat)
 * ??? (a gift for Statyx - FF)
 * Ryushu the Cat/Rory and Pokemon (played by Ryu)
 * Spazz The Hedgehog/Lizz (played by Famotill)
 * Candy the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Kyle the Hedgehog/Kylie (Note: Kyle has serious Chaos skill, so he can hide his transformation, but if you startle him and break his concentration, then he'll flicker between himself and his 'other' self.)
 * Claudia the Wolf (played by Chembur)
 * Lucas the Wolf (played by Chembur)
 * Phantom the Wolf (played by Chembur)
 * Shahooter/Sharina the Owl
 * Miles "Tails" Prower/Miley "Brains" Prower
 * Cyber the Echidna/Cybiana (played by Shima)
 * Hali the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Maddy the Hedgehog (Played by Flash)
 * J the Hedgehog/Jenny (Played by JMB; Will J try his best not laugh hard and become a girl?)
 * Nero the Hedgehog/Neira (Played by Nero)
 * Zack the Cat/Zoey (Played by Nero)

Evil

 * DarkSpirit (Played by Chembur)
 * Claw, the Lord of Dragons (Played by Chembur)

for all characters that appear aligned to the darkness, so add your villains here!

Neutral

 * Stave the Hedgehog/Steph
 * Spike the Wolf (Played by Chembur)
 * Voltrex the Vulture (Played by Chembur)
 * Rampart the Rhino (Played by Chembur)
 * Ranga (anyone)
 * Kotuumath the Halfbreed/Kirihana (played by Ryu)


 * for all characters that appear aligned to nobody, so add your midway guys here!

Trolls

 * Rageik (anybody)
 * Phantom (anybody)
 * Mephiles (anybody)
 * Nazo (anybody)
 * Tonic/Tonicka (anybody)
 * Larry (anybody)
 * Mac (anybody)
 * Emily (anybody)
 * Dickmar (anybody)
 * Toxic the Hedgehog/Toxodisia the Hedgehog (anybody)
 * Bolt the Hedgehog/Becca the Hedgehog(anybody)
 * Frost the Hedgehog(anybody)
 * Poison the Hedgehog(anybody)
 * Solar the Hedgehog (anybody)
 * Heartless Sonic(anybody)
 * Heartless Shadow(anybody)
 * Topaz(anybody)
 * Slalom (anybody)
 * Puppetrina the Hedgehog (anybody)

''Ok, add your trolls here, if you want. All known trolls, including Dickmar, will be used)''

Intro
''If this is like a fanfic, then good. I wanted it to get it started well - FF''

(Will, Blood, Vic and Comet are seen walking through Green Hill Zone after fighting the trolls nearby. Will is ecstatic, and bouncing off the walls, while the others are happy)

Will: Wow, that was awesome. I mean, Comet, that blast on Larry was UBER awesome!

Comet: I do my best.

Will: And when you and Jeff split Tonic's legs, Blood, That was just hilarious! I could have wet myself laughing!

BloodSonic: Hey, it was Jeff's idea.

Will: And Vic, fighting Mac and Nazo on his own, that was amazing!

(Vic is silent)

Will: Vic?

Vicious: Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was thinking.

Will: What about? All of your girlfriends? I can't even count them all!

(Blood and Comet laugh and nod. Vic frowns and shakes his head)

Vic: No, not that.

Will: What about when you turned into a chick? That was funny! (Will starts laughing. Comet and Blood shut up, look at each other, then Chaos Control away. Vic looks at Will).

Vic: You wouldn't be laughing if you knew what happens.

Will: Meh. I still find it funny.

Vic: It WILL happen to you, if you laugh.

Will: Yeah? Do you see boobs on me? I don't! It's not, Vic. That's just a rumor, which you started, I think.

Vic: Very well. If you do change, I'll be at that little coffee joint Blood likes.

(Vic Chaos Controls out. Will just shakes his head and walks home, falling asleep as soon as his head hits his pillow. However, he woke up in the middle of the night, and found he had turned into a girl. Astonished, he pinched himself, but didn't 'wake' up. He was already awake. He touched his chest: they were real boobs. Alarmed, he left his bedroom straight for the laundry, grabbing some of his sister's bras, underwear, shirts and pants, all of which he pulled on, then went back to his bedroom, grabbing the Twin Dragon Dao blades, then Chaos Controlled out, straight back to Green Hill Zone, where he sat until sunrise. Then, he rushed to the coffee shop, where Vic sat, an adult guys magazine and a coffee in front of him.)

Will: Ok, what happened to me?

Vic: Who are you? Wait, Will? Is that you?

Will: Who else, the tooth fairy?

(Vic laughed.)

Vic: Not going to happen, huh? Not going to turn into a girl? Dude, you got burned worse than Larry last night!

Will: Not funny.

Vic: Look, it only lasts for a week for you, and the chick separates herself from you after the week. Just call yourself 'Wilma' and try to last. Oh yeah, I had Victoria steal the clothes of the girls I was...*ahem* busy with last night. Have them until this thing finished.

(Vic finished his coffee, picked up his magazine, and left, making Will, or Wilma, stand there shocked. The stunned echinda picked up the bag of clothes Vic left, then started muttering.)

Act 1
Wilma: Who can I tell? Who can I talk to? Not any of my friends around here, or Maddy. I don't know. What am I supposed to do?

(Blood walks by, seeing Wilma)

Blood: Lemme guess, you either got what was coming to ya, Will, or your a future kid. Goddamn I hate those little time-travelling idiots...... Except Jamie, of course...

Wilma: It's me. Wish it wasn't, but it is. I guess you're immune, huh. Well, laugh it up, redhead.

Blood: Pfft. Immune, yeah right.... As long as I don't laugh or anything.... Also, redhead? That's a new one.... Man, you being a chick makes you more of a bitch than ever. I swear.... You need to take a chill pill.

Wilma: Well, Blood, if you HAVE to be like that, just leave me alone.

(Wilma storms off as walks on)

Xeph: Damn! Who's that hot piece of... you know.....

Blood: Dude.... That's Will

Xeph: HOLYMOTHER OF PSYCHO!!!!

Blood: Guess how?

Xeph: ................................................................................................. No idea.

Blood: You idiot.... He teased Vic about turning into a girl that one time...

Xeph: Ooooohhhhh...... That was my second guess.

(Blood slaps his face)

Blood: I'm just gonna see if i can cheer him......... her......... WHATEVER up.

Xeph: (elbows Blood) Oh, I see where you're going...

Blood: OK, 1: Hes my friend. 2: I'm already taken by Jamie, dumbass. and 3: You are more immature than Haz...

Xeph: IAM NOT!!!!

Blood: Whatever.

(Blood leaves)

(Solex runs in)

Solex: Now I can take over the worl...(Xephazon 'accidently' trips Solex)

(Shima is running through the streets for something to do.)

Wilma: Oh look, it's Shima. Ah, she wouldn't recognize me as a chick.

Sunny: *sitting in a tree, listening up on a conversation*

Wilma: What are you doing in that tree?

Sunny: oh, me? nothing

Wilma: Cool.

Wilma's thoughts: She doesn't recognize me. Excellent!


 * Walks over to Sunny*

Emmie: Hey Sunny- (Looks at Wilma) *squeals* Omigosh! Is that guy cross-dressing?

Wilma's thoughts: Oh, great

Wilma: No, I was turned into a girl. I laughed at someone who had the same thing happen, and yeah. Besides, since when do male echidnas have boobs?

Emmie: Well, they could stuff bras with tissues... Anyway, your sitution is strange.

[Hunter randomly rides by on 'Lunar Ray', then stops and turns to look at Wilma]

Hunter: ... Now that's different... male mind, female body...

Wilma: I heard that! Sheesh! At least nobody's laughed at me, coz otherwise...

Emmie: I don't find it funny, I find it... interesting.

Hunter: ... I know you heard that, because I wanted you to hear it and thus I spoke...... *stagers back a bit* Whoa... what just happened? I honestly can't remember...

Wilma: Well, I don't know.

(Suddenly, Bolt of the Trolls appears)

Bolt: Heh. That girlie sounds funny. She sounds like a boy! (Bolt laughs)

Wilma: Yes, Bolt. Laugh.

Emmie: Leave, um, her alone!

Wilma: No, let him laugh. By laughing, he will wake up and find himself a girl as soon as tomorrow.

Emmie: Okay. *snickers*

Wilma: Be careful yourself. Even snickering might have an effect, causing you to change. I don't understand it. Nobody does.

Emmie: That's just great. T_T It's easy to make me laugh.

Wilma: Believe me, I know the feeling. (Wilma ducks as Bolt leaps over her, running back to the troll base)

Emmie: *sigh* So what are we gonna with these trolls?

Wilma: Ignore them for now. Alone, they cannot beat us. Only when there's a fair few in one place, then there's trouble.

Emmie: Fine.

(Toxic walks up, sighting the large amount of girls)

Toxic: With all these chicks, I could sure get some! (Toxic runs over to Wilma and Emmie)

Sunny: *snicker* you were *snicker* turned into a girl?! *laughs* thats--thats hilarious!

Emmie: *Notices that Toxic is coming over* (To Toxic) What do you want, you troll?

Sunny: *still laughing* whats-whats a troll? *laughs*

(Shima walks over to them and notices Will turned into a girl)

Shima: *snicker* What's *snicker* up, Will?

Sunny: wha? so its really true that he went through a sex-change? pfft! *laughs*

[Statyx and Fou are walking along, and hear laughter]

Statyx: Huh? What's that?

Fou: I dunno. Can we check it out?

(Shima laughs at Will, I mean, Wilma)

Emmie: *facepalms* You guys stop. Do you guys want to turn into men?

Sunny: hey look! theres Statyx! *snickers* wait till i tell him!

(Sunny runs over to Statyx and Fou)

Sunny hey guys! guess what?!

Statyx: What?

Shima: I can't help it! It's too funny!

Emmie: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Shima: Will was turned into a girl! HAHA!

Statyx: .......So? That doesn't seem so *covers mouth, snickers* so big. Fou, how about *snickers again* you?

Fou: *Already on the ground laughing*

Shima: HAHAHAHA! (Holds stomach from laughing so hard)

Wilma: PLEASE DON'T TELL MADDY!!!

(Claw teleports in)

Claw: Rawh, I'm here to, what the?, is that the Echidna whose enemy was Ragiek, the Ragiek I worked with, when I was sent to the Future, 30 years LATER???

(Shima pats Wilma on the back)

Shima: Don't worry, we won't.

[There's a flash, Statyx is dialing on his cell-phone]

Emmie: *facepalm* I guess I'll be the only who doesn't transform.

Wilma: If you're lucky.

Emmie: Yeah, I guess so.

Shima: I bet you $20 that I'l be the same tomorrow!

Claw: What The? (Claw Explodes, in his place is a parrot) Rawk, What have you've done Rawk?

Wilma: Not going to happen, Shima.

Sunny: oh my god *laughs uncontrolably* this is too much XD

Claw: will someone tell me how I became a Parrot Rawk

(Shima yawns)

Shima: Boy, it's getting late. See ya!

(She speeds off)

Claw: I might be a Parrot, but I can still do this Rawk! (fires a flaming meteor at Wilma, it sets her on Fire) Now Someone tell me Rawk!

Emmie: Well, I gotta go home for the night. Cya Willy! *runs home*

Statyx: Well I'm not sure what will happen with Fou.

(Wilma puts out the fire by blinking)

Wilma: Cya Emmie, Shima. As for you, Claw, I was turned into a girl by laughing at someone who also turned into a girl. You are not male or female, so you became a parrot for a week, when the parrot will split from you.

Statyx: And Willma here will be avoiding Maddy for months. *idea pops into his head* Hey Wilma, when your alternate gender self splits from you, do they have the same personality?

Wilma: Yes, sadly.

Statyx: *grins deviously* I, have an idea.

Act 2: The First Night
(Wilma went out to Green Hill Zone, where she had set up a small hammock where she slept, uncomfortable, but happy, dreaming of what people would look like in the opposite gender, although it started getting perverted with the girls-to-guys, for reasons she couldn't explain)

(Suddenly, a loud yell is heard.)

???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Wilma wakes up instantly, aroused from her perverted dreams)

Claw: What Now??? (he's become a Lizard)

(At Emmie's House)

Emmie: *Wakes up and gets out of bed*

Wilma: It must've started. (She turns and gets back into her hammock)

(Shima is at her house, slumped in front of a large mirror. She hsa turned into a guy!)

Shima: No...no...NO! (She punches the mirror, which shatters.)

Claw: (to wilma) First I was a foot tall Parrot, now I'm a 5 inch Lizard!

Wilma: (still in her hammock) Due to you not changing gender but species, I can only guess that you're unstable, and are going to continuously change.

Claw: great, Now I need to use one of these Scum to get around

Wilma: Sucks to be you, Claw.

Claw: Quiet Mobian Scum, your lucky I don't turn you to a pile of Ash

(At Emmie's House)

Emmie: *Feels chest* What the- *Looks down* WHAT THE HELL? I TURNED INTO A GUY AND I DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH AT WILL!

(Shima storms out of the house, sneaking around Shadow, and runs to where Wilma is at. He's still wearing his nightgown, which looks really weird on him)

???: WHAT THE HECK, WILL?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

Wilma: Me? I did nothing! You laughed at me, you changed, same as I did with Vic.

Claw: (standing on Will's shoulder, like a parrot) at least you won't be constantly changing to different Animals


 * Emmie runs over to Wilma's hammock and pushes her off of it*

Wilma: Ouch! Girlbasher! (Wilma realises it's Emmie) Oh, didn't realize it was you, Emmie.

Emmie: No, I am a girlbasher, look at me!

Claw: at least your not a 5 inch parrot

Wilma: I saw you like that in a ...dream... anyway, why do you guys want me? It's Vic's curse!

Emmie: Oh Fine. Might as well change my name to Emil and deal with horrible curse for a week.

Wilma:...it's not all that bad...

Wilma's thoughts: what am I saying? Is it now that I'm a girl, I have feelings for guys? Woah, creepy!

Claw: if you think this is bad, wait until we see Sunny, Statyx, and Fou

Wilma: As much as I hate to say it, he's right.

Shima: I guess I'll be Shisto......

Claw: Rawg (transforms into a Hippo, and he is still on Wilma's Shoulder)

(Wilma rolls out from under the hippo)

???: Hello guys, girl, and hippo.

[Everyone turn to see both Statyx and Fou, unaffected]

Wilma: Wha...how did you guys bypass this curse?

Claw: (transforms back into a Lizard) Thats Claw to you

Emil: I WANT TO STRANGLE THOSE TWO!

Wilma: Get in line. So do I.

Claw: (Transforms into a Nexus Species) this, I can work with (has Statyx and Fou in the air with his Light and Dark Energy Ability) Talk

Statyx: *smug smile* I met that Vic guy a while back, and he explained it to me. Fortunately, I was able to keep myself from laughing just long enough to avoid the curse. You see, I wasn't laughing at Wilma, I was laughing at the fact that I knew this was gonna happen.

Wilma: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. That's..that's..that's a loophole! Grrr, I hate it when that happens. Hang on, even so, the only way to be completely immune without ANY side effects is to have had the transformation before!

Statyx: Reality-warping Chaos Powers; gotta love 'em.

Claw: Screw You (tosses them into a dumpster)

Statyx: Just to add insult to injury, I think I should say that I'm usually one of the unluckiest guy in the world.

Claw: (closes Dumpster door, banging on Fou's and Statyx's Head)

???: Well, looks like male me got binned! (a female hedgehog stood there)

Shisto: I'm going to hate this....

Shisto: How am I going to explain this to Sonic...? Hey, Fou, how did you escape from this curse?

Claw: (transforms back into a Lizard) Just Hide from him, that would be what I would do, If I was a Male or Female

Shisto: Good idea....

(He takes off the nightgown and runs off)

Fou: *big smile* I have no idea.

Statyx: As for that female version of me, while I'm impressed you could make such a realistic Chaos Illusion, and change it, *snaps fingers, the "female Statyx" disperses* It ain't funny, capishe?

(a piercing scream is heard)

Sunny:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Statyx: *smmug smile again* And there's my little half-sister, or I should say, little half-brother.

Sunny: oh no, no! why?! i can't let anyone see me like this! oh no! what if Silver sees me like this!? i have to disguise myself! and i guess my now 'boyish' voice helps a bit

(Shisto tries to avoid Sonic whenever he can)

Statyx: Oh the pranks I could pull with this. *laughs evily* I am gonna milk this week for everything it's worth.

Sunny: *puts on some guy clothes, greases his hair down, and puts on a baseball cap, and moves it down so that no one can see his eyes* that should do the trick

(Shisto escapes back to his house, but accidentally runs into Shadow, who thinks he's breaking in)

Shadow: Who are you and what do you think you're doing?

Shisto: I'm....um.....You see.....

(Shadow raises an eye)

Shisto: I'm a....a friend of Shima's! Yeah! She, uh, sent me here to get some stuff.

Shadow: Hmm.....

Shisto: (Nervous laugh)

Tanner: *sees Shisto and realizes that he is Shima* err, yeah! he's right! we just, uh, came by to get some stuff for Shima!

(Sunny- XD i cant wait to see what Statyx has planned! i g2g, i have basketball practice tomorrow, see ya!)

Statyx: Alright, rather than rubbing my escape in your faces, how about some laughs?

Blood: *walks up to everyone* Do you people know anyone who got gender-changed? Oh wait.... YOU PEOPLE DID! I can tell. I'm paranoid.

Statyx & Fou: *raise their hands* We didn't.

Blood: Thats nice. Im not paying attention. *is staring at a rock*

Statyx: What? No one wants to know my plan?

Blood: You thought of a plan? Thats an accomplishment for you! What is it?

Statyx: *blasts Blood into a wall* Who here would like to see a womanizer turned into a woman?

(Shisto and Tanner come back with Shima's Chaos Emerald)

Shisto: Thanks for the save back there, uh....(Notices it's Sunny)

Blood: *recovers* Hey, if a girl got turned into a guy, then returned to her girl state, would she still like girls? Coz That would be SOOOOOO hot..... *drools* Im just asking for a hit.

Statyx: Like I said, anyone wanna see a womanizer, other than Blood over there, turned into a woman?

Shisto: Sunny! Not you too! (He hears what Blood has said) Gross! You sicko!

(He punches him)

Blood: I was joking! Anyway, I cant be turned into a girl. Already split from her. Too slow, bro. In answer to the entire question, YES!! I WANT TO LAUGH MY HEAD OFF!!!!

Shisto: Can this week get any worse?

(Sonic randomly pops in)

Sonic: Hey, guys!

Shisto: It can! (Looks around frantically, then jumps inside a dumpster)

Blood: Lemme know how it turns out. *leaves*

Wilma: Well, if you really want to know, it could, but it might not. Besides, after half a day, the opposite gender's mind takes over. I even dreamed...I'm not going to say.

Blood: *hears* Eeeeewwwwww........

Wilma: What? was it something I said, or some mystical thing you heard with some kind of Chaos Hearing thing.

Act 3: Day 2
(Wilma leaves town alone, to avoid Statyx rubbing stuff in her face, but also to train with her Voltage form, knowing all her forms were shared with her male self, as well as that the Voltage form path could beat Statyx's Electrokinesis with it's own)

(Shisto walks up. He has deep shadows under his eyes, and he is twitching every so often)

Shisto: Must...not...sleep....

Claw: (still on Wilma's shoulder) This is just great, Me, the Tyrant of the Universe, the Lord of Dragons, Lord of the Raptoroids, a tiny Lizard

Tanner: *sleeping on a branch, but falls off* OOF! I'M AWAKE!!!

(Shisto falls forward on his face and groans)

Shisto: I can't take it! I've had....horrible dreams! (groans)

(Then Ryu walks in (still a girl).)

Ryu: Hey there! You both look familiar...

Shisto: (nervous laugh) Yeah...I-I get that a lot...

Claw: (On Shima's Shoulder this time) just think Shima, If I Placed an Anceint Curse on you, you could remain a Boy For Eternity

Tanner: *walks over* my head hurts *stars around head*

(Shisto flicks Claw off of his shoulder)

Ryu: (To Shisto) So, what's your name?

Shisto: (in a quiet voice) Shisto....

Ryu: Cool! I'm Ryu! Say, you wanna watch me and my Pokemon practice Team Attacks?

Tanner: *whistles* eyerrrrrr--i might leave now, soooooooo---

Emil: Well, I'm Emil the ticked off cat.

Claw: (jumps back onto Shisto's Shoulder) You do that again, and I'll burn you into a pile of ash

Shisto: (To CLaw) Just try it, Lizard-Boy. (To Ryu) Sure......*Thinking* I hope she doesn't figure out who I really am....

Claw: (blasts a flaming meteor at Shisto, setting him on fire) \

Shisto: *yells*

(Shisto starts to stop, drop and roll)

Ryu: Ack! Shisto! (pulls out a Pokeball) C'mon, Glaceon! (throws Pokeball)

(SFX: PWOFF!)

Glaceon: Glay!

Ryu: Quick, use Ice Beam on Shisto!

Glaceon: Glay...?

Ryu: That guy who's on fire!

Glaceon: Glaceon! (uses Ice Beam on Shisto, putting out the fire, but freezing him)

Ryu: Good!

(The ice breaks, and Shisto is sitting on the ground, shivreing violently)

Shisto: C-c-c-c-cold!

Ryu: Uh...sorry 'bout that. (throws another Pokeball)

(SWF: PWOFF!)

(Out comes Abomasnow!)

Abomasnow: Aboma!

Ryu: (Points at Shisto) Hug him!

Abomasnow: Snow! (picks up Shisto and hugs him, using his thick "fur" and fatness to warm up Shisto) Abomasnow...^^

Claw: time for some blackmail (a umbreon teleports there, it has red markings instead of yellow) now

Umbreon: (uses attract on Glaceon)

Claw: everyone should know, most of Eevee's evolution's have crushes on Umbreon

Shisto: T-t-t-this d-doesn't l-l-look good... Ah...Ah...ACHOO!

Abomasnow: Aboma... :(

Claw: allow me to fix this situation (fires a flaming meteor at the ground, creating a fire pit)

Shisto: Oh c-c-crap.....(sneezes again)

Abomasnow: (Puts Shisto down so he can go warm up next to the fire bit)

Glaceon: Glay...(shies away from the fire, along with Abomasnow)

(remember, Dark Umbreon just used Attract on Glaceon)

Glaceon: (Looks at Dark Umbreon, sitting next to the fire) Glay...♥ (walks over to him, despite the heat)

Abomasnow: Aboma...abomasnow. ("Glaceon...fire's bad for you.")

Shisto: Thanks, guys.

(Both Pokemon nod.)

(Just wait, Claw's gonna use Glaceon for Blackmail)

D. Umbreon: (walks away from the fire, to where it's heat can't be felt)

[Meanwhile, Statyx is seen dragging someone, revealed to be Toxic]

Toxic: Let go of me!

Statyx: No. I've got somethin to show you!

Toxic: I don't care!

Statyx: It involves girls.

Toxic: *ear twitches* Girls?

Statyx: Yup.

Toxic: Wait, how do I know I can trust you? Our last encounter wasn't too friendly.

Statyx: It wasn't that bad.

Toxic: "Wasn't that bad"!? You tried to cut off my-

Statyx: You were hitting on my girlfriend! Anyway, that isn't the point! Just look at this as paying you back.

Toxic: Really?

Statyx: Oh believe me, everyone will be getting enjoyment out of this *smiles evilly*

(Meanwhile)

Claw: a (Gasp) little (Gasp) Help (Gasp) Here (Gasp) (he's transformed into a fish)

[Statyx runs up, dragging Toxic still]

Statyx: Hey guys, and girl, and fish, I have someone for you to meet.

Claw: (transforms again into a Raptor)  it better have a purpose

Shisto: Who is that?

Statyx: *props Toxic up* His name is Toxic.

(Shisto studies Toxic with his eyes.)

Shisto: I have a bad feeling about this guy...

Claw: you should, he's a Troll of Mobius

Ryu: *hisses at Toxic* You smell of chauvanism!

Shisto: Ugh, Trolls...

D. Umbreon: (slashes at Toxic's face)

Toxic: *avoids Umbreon* Whoa! Did you bring me here to meet girls, or get slashed!?

Ryu: How about to get slashed by girls? (unsheathes her claws)

Statyx: Whoa whoa everyone, just calm down! You see, my last encounter with Toxic was a little unpleasant...

Toxic: "a little unpleasant"!? You tried to cut off my-

Statyx: You were hitting on my girlfriend! Anyway, look! I need to do a little payback, so I brought him here.

Claw: (transforms into Himself) If you Know Whats good for you Green Hedgehog, he'll have a purpose

Toxic: Yeah! You said you brought me here to meet girls! All I see is 2 guys, a shapeshifter, and 1 girl I'm thinkin wants to kill me!

Ryu; Oh, I'll do more that kill you...

Toxic: Oh, I think I just got turned on.

(Meanwhile, with Wilma in the Tower of Legend)

Wilma: Well, this is a first. At least there's...

(A voice comes from behind her)

??? Hello, sexy.

(Wilma spins, knocking the guy straight up, before launching him into the air, then grabbed him, Chaos Controlling them both to Green Hill Zone with the others)

Claw: (stands about 7 feet taller than Toxic) If you knew Exactly who I am, you'd be pleading to Surrender

D. Umbreon: Umbre!

Toxic: Whoa! And another girl appears outta nowhere! I take back what I said.

Ryu: I wanna crack at this womanizer first!

Claw: go ahead

Ryu: *demonic voice* Excellent...

(Shisto cracks his knuckles)

Statyx: Hold it everybody. Believe me, this'll be a load of laughs *winks*

(Wilma piledrives the echidna into the ground. He gets up and looks at Toxic)

Ranga: Hey Toxic. Done any hot chicks recently?

Shisto: Ugh....

Toxic: *whistles* Sexy and can hold herself in a fight.

Statyx: Down boy. Now, before you start hitting on her, who does she remind you of?

Emil: Isn't that troll the one who was trying to flirt with me the other day?

Toxic: *looks at Wilma* She uh, looks a bit like that pyrokinetic echidna. Are they related?

Emil: Uh, well...

Wilma: First of all, I'm not purely a pyrokinetic, I can use most elements, but Fire's my specialty. Secondly, I am him.

(Obliterate in 3 seconds was a threat)

Shisto: 'Related' is one way of putting it...

Toxic: Wha?

Statyx: You see, that is Will. He got turned into a girl.

Toxic: What!?

Statyx: Yup. And Shisto and Tanner over there had vice-versa happen to them.

Toxic: So wait? The guys got turned into girls, and the girls got turned into guys? *falls to ground laughing* That explains the angry she-cat!

Statyx: *leans over to the others, whispers* I'd say we're even.

Ryu: ??!!

Umbreon: (to Glaceon) Umbre (this is gonna get ugly)

Statyx: Ryu, before you attack, think about what happened to the others when they laughed...

Ryu: ........OH.......SH*T...

Statyx: You were all so angry at me escaping the transformation, I'd figure I'd pay you back. And what better payment, then having a womanizer get turned into a girl?

Wilma: Well, the transformation COULD still happen, if by fluke, or you laughing at Toxic when he's finished. Power means nothing to the curse.

Statyx: Ah, but I am prepared for what's to come. What's more, I am a highly trained elite G.U.N. agent; I can control my emotions if I want or need to.

Umbreon: Umbreon! (Oh Boy) (Glaceon is still under Attract's curse)

Claw: If you somehow Survive the Curse then I'll (this is a threat only) BEEP rip your BEEP lungs in two then I'll tear your heart you BEEP of a BEEP BEEP type of BEEP!

Umbreon: (to Glaceon) Um Umbre (if he does I might be able to snap him out of his fury)

(Glaceon nods.)

Act 4: Day 3
Claw: Rawh ha ha, Now, with my Abilites to change form already, I can now transform to any creature, Any time please

[A loud shreik is heard coming from the distance]

Statyx: *smug smile* There we go.

Ryu: What was that noise?

Claw: Troll Scum mutated

Ryu: Mutated...?

Emil: *grins* This should be fun.

Glaceon: Glay?

Claw: Cat, I have no need for this Creature called Dark Umbreon, if you beat it in a battle, using Glaceon, keep it

Ryu: Keep it...? But...I already have an Umbreon...

(Glaceon nuzzles Dark Umbreon.)

Ryu: Glaceon really seems to love him, though...

Claw: a creature that useless has no use for me

Ryu: Wha...useless?

Glaceon: Glay! Glaceon! ("Hey! Don't call Umbreon useless!")

[Suddenly, a girl comes stomping up, visibly furious]

???: WHERE IS HE!?!?

Claw: annoying Runt, you should know That the armies I lead, can easily strike fear to even the bravest of Enemies,this Umbreon has no use, if you win the battle, you keep him, if he wins, he'll become a mutant

D. Umbreon: Umbre (it is a process, he mutates his weakest minions into Montsters, we lose our Sanity, our Memories, our lives)

Ryu: Well then, I'll fight Dark Umbreon, and make him mine! You ready, Glaceon?

Glaceon: Glay... ("Uh...")

Umbreon: Umbre (remember what will happen if you don't)

Glaceon: Glaceon... ("But...I don't want to hurt you...")

Ryu: (To Claw) does Glaceon have to fight Umbreon? It can't be another Pokemon?

Claw: it will have to be Glaceon

Glaceon: Glay...

Ryu: (Kneels down next to Glaceon) Listen, you wanna help Umbreon, right?

(Glaceon nods.)

Ryu: So, you have to fight him. Don't worry about hurting him; I've got plenty of Full Restores on me!

(Glaceon nods again, then turns to Dark Umbreon.)

Glaceon: Glay...glaceon glacie! ("Okay...there'll be no letup from me!")

Claw: if you refuse to fight umbreon, I'll turn you to stone

Glaceon: Glaceon! ("Then I fight!")

GLACEON VS DARK UMBREON

Ryu: No holding back, Glaceon! Use Blizzard!

Glaceon: Glaaaaaaaay!! (uses Blizzard on Dark Umbreon)

D. Umbreon: (uses an attack never seen, he bites Glaceons Neck, causing her to gain hearts in her eyes)

Glaceon: Glaceon...♥♥♥

Ryu: Wha...?!

Abomasnow: (Facepalms)

Claw: that is called False Kiss, it happens with one of both genders, the one that gets bitten immediately falls in love

Ryu: Damn...Glaceon can't do anything now...

Abomasnow: Aboma! (stomps over ot the arena)

Ryu: No, Abomasnow! This has to be between Glaceon and Umbreon!

Abomasnow: Aboma... ("But...")

D. Umbreon: (uses an attack never seen before, it hits Glaceon who is still in love) (by the way, the only attacks Glaceon can use right now are attacks like Lovely Kiss etc)

Ryu: Glaceon, please snap out of it!

Glaceon: Glay... (uses Lovely Kiss on D. Umbreon)

D. Umbreon: (falls to the ground from that kiss, he starts to foam at the mouth)

Ryu: Eeeeeeh...did we win?

Claw: no, I think you gave him a heart attack though

D. Umbreon: (gets up, and Bites Glaceons neck again, but this time, putting her to sleep)

Glaceon: Zzzzz...

Ryu: D'oh! &gt;_&lt;

Abomasnow: Abomasnow...("This wouldn't be happening if I was fighting...")

Claw: now, Finish Her! and you'll stay

D. Umbreon: (flash backs to all the time with Glaceon)(refuses to attack)

Claw: What?, If you won't finish this, then I will (fires a flaming meteor at Glaceon, Umbreon jumps in the way)

D. Umbreon: Umbre (farewell, Lyrina)(turned to stone)

(Glaceon wakes, and notices Umbreon made of Stone)

Glaceon: GLAAAAAY!! ("NOOOOO!!")

Ryu: Oh no...

Claw: (angry tone) GRAHH! if he is made of Stone, then that Glaceon wins

Glaceon: Glacie?! ("I did?!")

D. Nidoking: Nido (saw the whole thing, he gave hi life in saving yours, he also called you by yourr nickname)

Glaceon: Glaceon?! Glaceon glacie?! ("He what?! He gave his life?!")

D. Nidoking: Nido (he is neither Dead nor Alive, he is frozen in a state, forever)

Ryu: That's almost as bad as being dead...

Glaceon: Glaceon!! ("It can't be!!") (runs over to D. Umbreon, curls up in front of him, and weeps)

[The mysterious female is seen leaning agaist a tree, observing the events occuring. Statyx then walks up, and notices the scene]

Statyx: Whoa, what's going on here? *looks at Claw* And when did the parrot get back to his normal form?

Claw: which parrot? (transforms into a giant Dragon like Beast) This One???

(Glaceon continues to weep over D. Umbreon's stone body.)

Claw: (takes the stone Umbreon) I'll take that

20 Minutes Later

(Claw: (returns with an Umbreon, however, this one is more evil looking, its fur is standing up, like Jolteon, it also has saber teeth)

Ryu: Whoa! I don't like the look of THAT Umbreon...

Glaceon: Glay...

D. Umbreon: Umbre (thats harsh, its still me, just mutated)

Ryu/Glaceon: ??!!

Glaceon: Glay!! ("You're still alive!!") (runs over to D. Umbreon and nuzzles him)

Claw: you think I like to Lose?, with a few Mutations, Stone, becomes Skin

Ryu: Well, at least Dark Umbreon won't be a statue forever.

Statyx: Hmmmmmm.... maybe I could be of some assistance?

Ryu: Hmm?

Statyx: I could try using "Chaos Heal". With that, I might be able to revert Dark Umbreon over there back to before he was turned to stone.

???: HOLD IT!!!

(Everyone looks around.)

Ryu: Who said-

[The girl who was leaning on the tree stomps up to Statyx]

???: I have a bone to pick with you!!

Ryu: Uh...

???: Don't you recognize me?

Statyx: *looks at the girl for a while* ......Oh, hey Toxic!

Ryu: TOXIC?! Pffft- XD

Statyx: Ryu, unless you want to be called something like "Roy", I suggest you hold it in.

Ryu: (Covers mouth with paws)

???: Before you turn that thing *points to D. Umbreon* back to normal, I demand you turn me back to my macho male self!!

Statyx: *smiling, shrugs* I can't.

D. Umbreon: (his personality is darker, and he doesn't seem to like Glaceon anymore)

Glaceon: (To D. Umbreon) Glaceon? ("What's wrong?")

D. Umbreon: Umbre (who the hell are you?)

Claw: Did I forget to mention Mutation causes a Darker Personality and Memory Loss?

(Glaceon has tears in her eyes.)

Statyx: *gets serious look in eyes* Now if you excuse me, *pushes Female Toxic to the side* there's something I have to attend to.

Ryu: What?

Statyx: I'm gonna heal D. Umbreon over there. I should be able to restore his memory and personality, but if I put all I've got into it, *takes off his arm-braces* I should be able to restore him to before he was turned to stone.

Glaceon: G-Glay...? ("R-Really...?")

Claw: I wouldn't do that If I were you

Ryu: Why not?

Statyx: *smiles* You'd be surprised what I can do, if I really want to. Besides, I suspect that someone *glares at Claw* went back on their part of a deal.

Claw: If you even tried, he'll go insane, and must be killed, and I'm sure Glaceon doesn't want her Beloved Umbreon dead

Statyx: You stinkin little... if I didn't have to focus on this, I'd be showing just how much power I've got. But in the mean time, I'm gonna fix this. *turns to Glaceon* Glaceon, you okay with this?

Claw: I'm letting her keep it, I have done many mutations beofre, I know the Outcome

Act 5
Ryu: Uh...I forgot to mention...

(Suddenly, one of Ryu's Pokeballs opens up on its own accord! Out comes Leafeon!)

Leafeon: Leafy!

Claw: I know it, Leaf and Glace

(Glaceon turns to Leafeon.)

Glaceon: Glaceon? ("Leif?")

Leafeon: Leafeon! Leaf leaf? ("Lyrina! Are you alright?")

Statyx: So what! I'm still gonna try *looks at Glaceon* if it's alright with Glaceon.

Claw: if you Love Umbreon, like how I miss my Species, you'll say No.

Glaceon: Glay...("I don't know...")

Claw: I'd say no, or else, Umbreon will become insane, he won't have friends, he'll attack everyone, the Old Umbreon didn't like you either, yet, remind him of who he was

Glaceon: Glay?! Glaceon?! ("What?! He never liked me?!")

Statyx: *growling, hands flaming furiously with Chaos Energy* You damned little...

Claw: yep, but he liked you enough to sacrifice his life

Glaceon: Glay... ("I don't understand...")

Statyx: One of these days Claw, everything you've done will be turned back on you. And when that happens, I'm gonna enjoy it.

Claw: he didn't like you, but he, in the end, risked his life to save you, he also called you Lyrina.

Glaceon: Glay... ("My nickname...")

Statyx: *clenches his fists tightly, which burn even more furiously with Chaos Energy*

Claw: Hedgehog, I am not doing anything bad, I am the force that Turns back, for those pathetic Species that wished for a war, that Obliterated the Peaceful Ancient Dragons, one Ancient Dragon is not Peaceful anymore, and will claim Revenge on the Universe for what it Did

Statyx: Sounds pretty pathetic to me. You're blaming people today for something they don't even know ever even happened. Sounds more like someone doesn't want to let go of the past, so he needs someone to blame.

Ryu: Yeah...

Claw: Insolent fool, how would you like it when your Planet, becomes destroyed, even though we didn't take part in the war, you may not know the war, but it is celebrated on other Planets, or should I show you how it feels to watch you planet Die?

Statyx: Ha! Look at what you're doing. Punishing innocent people for something they had no part in; sounds a lot like what you're saying people did to your planet. Right now, you're no better than the people who destroyed your planet.

(Claw has Statyx pinned to the wall)

Claw: you do not Understand anything do( in an angry voice) YOU???, The Ancient Dragon's were a proud race, we made no Enemies, only Friends, when the perfect system was found, every Species fought for it, the Ancient Dragon's were peaceful, we had an Oasis, we didn't need a new Planet, it was then, that the Star Rigis was moved, eradicating My Species, as I watched as a mask, you'd feel this same way if that happened to you (guys, the Rigis Star is the Sun of Delphonus, and I gotta go, be back in 30 min's)

Ryu: ...

Statyx: Boo-hoo. Look how the mighty have fallen. Instead of destroying innocent worlds and continuing the cycle, you could have spread the story of your species, and make sure it doesn't happen to other species. Instead of remembering your species as what it was, your actions will make sure that the last memory of your race, is that of a bitter warrior, who's ruined the name of his species, reducing their name to the level of the very races that destroyed them. Reality check Claw; you're no conqueror with a just cause, you're just a bully who wants to make people feel the same way he does.

Claw: is that what you think?, what Species would believe that I am an Ancient Dragon?, they never learded the story of the Five Masks of the Dragon

Ryu: Huh?

Statyx: And who's fault is that? You're the only one who knows the story, so you're the only one who can spread it. But it's too late now. Now, history will recognize your race only as the one that gave birth to an evil conqueror, and nothing more. Here's a tip; instead of proving that you're just more powerful, why not try proving that you're the bigger one.

Claw: whoever said I was trying to Conquer?, besides, Many Believe that I am a Raptoroid

Ryu: You've tried to take over Mobius before.

Claw: whoever said I was Conquering?, I am the Servant to a powerful Demon, he Revived me when I died before, to allow myself to finish. (leaves) If you knew whats good for you, you'll stay out of my way

Umbreon: Umbre (thats him all right)

???: Yeah yeah yeah whoop-dee-doo, a happy ending, now turn me back!!

Statyx: Like I said, I can't.

Umbreon: (stands on its hind legs) Should I (almost everyone Gasps) What?, I can Speak English

Shisto: Wow.

(Claw's Voice can be heard) Not Again!

???: "Yikes, we got Tourists.."

Umbreon: and you are?

???: "Grand Magus Shahooter, you seem to be a talking Umbreon..pretty rare.."

Umbreon: is that the only thing wrong with me (he's standing on two legs, his body is spikey, and he has saber teeth)

Shahooter: "Whoa....now that's a mutation..."

[Shahooter's face: 0_0]

Umbreon: and can any normal pokemon do this (fires a flaming Meteor at Shisto, Shisto is on fire, AGAIN)

Shisto: *yells*

(He tries to put the fire out AGAIN!)

Umbreon: My Bad, Glaceon, you should really do something about now, or everyone could have Hedgehog Kabobs

Toxic (F): IS SOMEBODY GONNA CHANGE ME BACK ALREADY!?!?!?

Statyx: How many times can I say it!? We can't!!

Toxic (F): So I'm stuck like this!?

Statyx: Only for a week.

Umbreon: I'm serious Glaceon, put out the Fire, before he burns the planet to ashes

Toxic (F): and then what?

Statyx: And then you split from your female self, and return to normal.

Toxic (F): So I really have to wait a week!? I want to get back to my normal macho self!

Statyx: *pulls out a full-size mirror from nowhere*

Toxic (F): So help I'm gonna... *looks at herself in the mirror* Wow, I am smoking! *wolf-whistles*

Statyx: *looks from behind the mirror with a smug look* And you know, when you seperate from your female self, you still share almost all aspects of your self with them. Abilities, weaknesses, and personality.

Toxic (F): Really?

Statyx: Yup.

Toxic (F): So, she would be as much of a sex machine as I am?

Statyx: *shrugs* Yeah I guess.

Toxic (F): Awesome! I better get going and see what gets this body going! However, I do have one question.

Statyx: What?

Toxic (F): Do you think I still have pingas?

Statyx: *face goes pale, looks like he's gonna throw up* I don't know, but I suggest against it.

Toxic (F): Whatever. See ya bud! I owe ya big time! *zooms off*

Wilma: Well, that was odd...

Wilma's thoughts: Well, Statyx is...NO! He's taken by an alternate Blaze!

Statyx: *chuckles* And now I have repaid both of my debts.

(Shisto finally got the fire put out)

Shisto: I hate that guy.....

Wilma: So do I...

Wilma's thoughts: Shisto's nice too...NO! Gotta stop thinking like this!

Shisto: What now?

Wilma: I dunno...

(Shisto stretches)

Wilma's thoughts: Oh damn, he's ripped...NO! Stop it, Wilma!

Statyx: Don't you mean "hate that girl"? Anyway, look at it this way; with a female version of himself to keep him... occupied, he might stop hitting on girls so much.

Shisto: That's a good thing, right?

Wilma: Yeah, but why do you care, Statyx? Did he make a move on Blaze or something?

Statyx: Actually, yes. But that's not why I did it.

Shisto: Then why'd you do it?

Statyx: Well you see, I found him hitting on Blaze, and I may have gone overboard.

Shisto: Then I guess that's a good reason to do that.....

Wilma: Maybe...

Shisto: (sighs for no reason)

Statyx: Well you see, in my blind fury, I kinda tried to cut off his... *brings the two closer and whispers*

Wilma: Yeoch!!! Something that was tried on Tonic, but still, nasty!

Shisto: O.O

Statyx: Yeah, so I figured; why not kill two birds with one stone?

Wilma's thoughts: Woah. Statyx must be fearsome as a fighter, because Toxic easily overwhelmed Shadow last time they fought by creating clones. I wonder...no, I'm not going to go there. But what of my dreams...?

Shisto:Yeah....Right.

(Shisto yawns and stretches again.)

Shisto: I thik I'm going to hit the sack. Night, everyone!

(He walks off)

Wilma: Yeah, I will as well. Night Statyx.

(Wilma gets into her hammock)

(With Shisto...)

Shisto: (to himself) sighs.....I can't wait for this week to end....But Wilma's looking very pretty...(slaps self) No! Remember: You're a GIRL! Not a boy! (sighs again)

??? That's how I feal. Have to remind myself I'm a boy, not a girl.

(Stave enters, but his robes couldn't completely cover up the boobs he gained)

Steph: I laughed at Tanner, and look what happened!

Shisto: This week totally sucks.

Steph: Tell me about it.

(Shisto sees Sonic from the corner of his eye.)

Shisto: Yikes!

(He jumps behind a bench.)

Shisto: Ugh.....And it'll only get worse...

Steph: How very true.

(Shisto gets up after Sonic is gone.)

Shisto: This is getting old.

Steph: The 'glamour' of being a girl isn't all my girlfriend claimed it to be. And now I like men. Hopefully when I return to normal...

Shisto: I know what you mean. I'm hoping I'll still like Sonic when I get back to my old self.

(Steph gives Shisto a hug)

Steph: Ah, don't worry about it! You've got a good head on your shoulders. I'd have to say that you don't have to worry about Sonic liking you. As for the you liking Sonic and not other women, I don't know about that, but who knows?

Shisto: (blushing) Y-Yeah. I hope you're right. I-I think I should be going.

(He gets out of Steph's hug.)

Shisto: Good night.

(Steph looks somewhere between happy and upset)

Steph: Well, ok, cya 2moz then (Steph leaves)

Act 6: Night 3
(Shisto is lying in his new apartment,which is where he's living until he turns back to normal.)

Shisto: Don't go...to sleep....

(His eyes go halfway shut)

Shisto: Must not...sleep....

(His eyes close, and he is soon snoring slightly)

(In Green Hill Zone, Wilma is asleep as well, dreaming like all the nights previous)

(Shisto suddenly wakes up.)

Shisto: Not another one......

(Then he falls back asleep)

(Meanwhile...)

[Statyx wakes up, freezing]

Statyx: Geez, it's freezing! *gets out of bed, heads over to the heater settings panel* I better turn this way up. *turns up the heat* That should do it *turns to look over at a bundle in another bed, covered by sheets* *chuckles* Of course he's fast asleep; he's his own heater! *gets back into his bed and falls asleep*

[As Statyx falls asleep, Fou moves around in his sleep, and a light blue tail tipped with a darker blue is revealed...]

(At Shisto's apartment, he tosses and turns fro his demented dreams. Suddenly, Shisto wakes up. He gets out of bed and runs out of the apartment. He's trying to stay awake)

(Shisto runs into Spazz)

Shisto: (sleepily) Hey...

Spazz: Sup dude?! Man you like you could use some serious zzzzz's! Though you kinda look familiar

(Shisto sleepily looks out the nearby window and sees a Shadow Ball fly by. He thinks nothing of it until it flies past the window again! It is seemingly being controlled?)

(a small device, looks like a satelite crashes into Shisto's apartment room, it causes him to catch a spark and is set on fire, for the Third time)

(Umbreon teleports to Shisto's location)

Umbreon: He is here

Shisto: (yawns) Who's here?

(the machine opens, steam comes out)

??? 1: I told you we should of taken the starboard direction at the Meteor

??? 2: if we Did, we would of been in a black hole

??? 3: uh, Niece, your Hair's on fire

Shisto: Not again!

(He puts the fire out)

Shisto: (To Spazz) Yeah, so I hear from everyone....

??? 4: (makes a sound like a cybernetic Har)

Spazz: *thoughts* I can't put my finger on it but he reminds me of some one.

'*flashback*'

Shima: I thought they'd never leave! (She gets to work opeining Spazz's cage.)

Female Rat: Wha...where'd you come from?!

Shima: Huh? Oh, I was hiding in the corner. Thank goodness I have black on.

Female Rat: You're going to help us...? (looks at Spazz)

Shima: He doesn't know me. And yes, I'm here to help. But I'm also on a mission to defeat Elise.

Female Rat: I'd be more than happy to help you defeat her! My name is Caramel.

Shima: I'm Shima.

Spazz: Thanks! I owe ya one big time. That readhead has really gone berserk! What's her problem?

'*Back To Present*'

Spazz: *Thinking* Shiela? No, Shika? No! SHIMA! *To Shisto* Hey do you know a Shima by any chance

Shisto: (nervously) Y-Yeah, I'm....uh...her long lost brother!

Spike: that's because, he IS Shima

(Suddenly, DarkSpirit comes from the floor, and erases Spazz's memory from 1 minute ago)

Spazz: *takes off head phones* I'm sorry what

(Shisto looks over at Spike runs over and covers his moth so all you hear is muffled words.)

Spazz: Whatever... hey either of you like 2-Pac, or maybe Lady Gaga? Hey wait a minute!

Shisto: *nervously* What?!

Spazz: Oh never mind I thought I left my oven on

Shisto: Whew....

(Shisto feels a pain in his hand)

Shisto: Ow!

(He pulls his hand away)

Voltrex: (has a needle in Shisto's hand) Amazing!

Spazz: Okaaaaay.....So dude how did you and your long lost sister find each other?

Voltrex: (checking a meter) they're more than Brother and Sister, there Twins!

Shisto: (nervous laugh) Y-Yeah...twins....

(the wall breaks, on the other side is Sonic)

Sonic: I know you, your Shisto, Shima's Long lost Brother, Rad sis you got

Spazz: Sup' bro? *knuckle pounds Sonic* Hey how do you know this dude?

Sonic: course I do, Spike's there been telling me

Spazz: Hey ya know some of the people have been working real hard on a play made by Shakespeare in my town. It's called Twelfth Night. A side story of the book is how a girl dresses up like her twin brother and gets mistaking for him and the other way around.*elbows Shisto* pretty cool huh?

Voltrex: (pulls out the needle, Shisto doesn't bleed) and lets see here (by accident, causes a pipe to set Shisto on fire)

Spike: Thats the fourth time he's caught on fire

Shisto: AHHHH!

(Suddenly, a pink blur tackles Sonic)

Amy: Sonikuuu!

Rampart: thats it, DIE YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP (pulls out a giant Bazooka, everyone else is smaller, in the background, and Voltrex has a omg from his mouth)(blasts a missle at Amy, it Obliterates her, and SOnic, since she was on Sonic)

Shisto: NOOOOOOOOO!

(He turns Dark, which looks exactly like Shadow, except for the shoes and neckalace)

Dark Shisto: GRRRR!!! HOW DARE YOU....!

Sonic: Relax, that was a puppet to get rid of Amy

(Shisto feels really dumb. He turns back to normal, blushing with embarrassment)

Shisto: I...I gotta go!

(He jumps out the hole Sonc made and runs away)

Rampart: Now what else to bast?, I know

(LATER)

Tails: Hi Ram-(explodes from Ramparts shot)

(Shisto keeps running until he reaches Green Hill Zone. There, he sits in a tree and watches the moon. Eventually, he falls asleep.)

Spike: (teleports to Sonic's location) Hedgehog

Sonic: what's up?

Spike: Nothing except the fact that Shisto is Shima, but turned into a guy

Sonic: (record stops) WHAT???!!!

(Wilma awoke to find herself staring at the moon. Weirdly, she also saw her father running about, carrying Amy and Tails, both of which had been blasted)

Wilma: Hey, are they alright? (Knuckles freezes, then turns to see Wilma)

Knuckles: Not really, but nothing my son's girlfriend can't fix. Do I know you?

Wilma: Maybe. You from the Knuckles clan?

Wilma's thoughts: WHAT AM I DOING???

Knuckles: Yeah, I am Knuckles. I thought you looked familiar. Well, love to chat, but I have to get these guys to help. Bye, miss.

Wilma: Uh, bye Knuckes bye dad

(Shisto wakes up. He sees Knuckles with Amy and Tails.)

Shisto: Hey, Knuckles!

Knuckles: Um, hi?

Shisto: (Looks at Amy and Tails) Whoa! What happened to them?!

Knuckles: Both got blasted by an overeager rhino with a rocket launcher. I'm taking them for help from my son's girlfriend.

Shisto: Oh! Well, I hope they get better!

Knuckles: So do I. Night. (Knuckles keeps running)

Shisto: (quietly) Good night, friend.

(Shisto gets down from the tree and goes for a walk. He comes to a pond, so he starts to skip stones across it. Steph appears, sitting in a tree with a staff slung across her back)

(Shisto notices Steph)

Shisto: Hey there, Steph!

Steph: Hey, Shisto! (Steph backflips out of the tree)

Shisto: Wow! That was awesome!

Steph: I discovered I'm more flexable as a girl, even though I probably could have done that as a guy.

Shisto: Yeah, probably.

(He chucks a rock across the pond. It skips over the water, then disappears into the woods)

Shisto: Whoops.

Steph: Still getting used to the new styles of strength, the muscles, the dreamy body... why am I talking like this? It's worse than Tonic!

Shisto: Yep....Wait, what?! (Shakes head) I don't wanna know.

Steph: You're very good looking, for a guy.

Shisto: (blushing) I-I am?

Steph: Yeah, you are.

Shisto: Th-Thanks! You're pretty good looking for a girl, you know.

Steph: Aw, thanks!

Shisto: You're welcome, Steph. (He looks across to the woods where the stone disappeared)

Steph: It's gonna be hard to find that stupid rock, isn't it. I mean, it's dark as anything in there!

Shisto: Who said I was going to go find it?

(He stretches out his hand, and his hand glows with Psychokenisis. The stone comes zooming back into his hand.)

Steph: Wow! That's neat! I can do...this! (Steph stands up and swings her staff, launching a fireball from the end. She then guided the fireball around with ease)

Shisto: Sweet! Wait! I got an idea!

(He adds Psychokenisis with the fireball. The fireball grows much bigger, and is both red/orange and light-blue. Then, the ball of fire changes shape by accident: It changes into a heart from the Psychokenisis. Then the Shadow Ball from before crashes into the heart.)

Shisto: Hey! (Looks around, then back to Steph.) I-I'm sorry, Steph!

(He runs away...AGAIN!)

(Shisto keeps running, but due to the lack off sleep, he collapses onto the ground, where he remains until morning)

Act Seven: Day 4
(Wilma awakes from her currently regular dreams dreams)

Wilma: That was a good nights sleep, unless you count all the times my dreams woke me.

(A pink hedgehog is walking through the forest, a group of other girls behind her. She is talking about some guy she thinks is hot in their school)

Wilma: (to herself) Oh great. Cheerleaders.

Pink Hedgehog: And he was, like, SO hot! (the other girls nod in agreement)

(The pink hedgehog notices Wilma)

Pink Hedgehog: Ugh. Look at those clothes! Looks like someone barfed all over them! (The other girls laugh)

Wilma: Back off, bitch

Wilma's thoughts: If I was me, not Wilma, they'd be in love with me. Damned cheerleaders.

Pink Hedgehog: WHAT?! Grrrr!

(She takes a step forward, but another girl holds her back.)

Girl: C'mon, Candy! Don't fight!

(Candy takes a deep breath)

Candy: You're right. C'mon, girls. Let's leave this piece of filth alone.

(Candy and her group leaves.)

Wilma: You better run... at least I'm not Toxic.

(Shisto is still laying on the ground face down, asleep. Candy and the group walk across him.)

Girl: Ooooh! Look, Candy!

Candy: Huh? What is it?

Girl 2: It looks like a person...

Candy: Let's see who it is!

(Candy flips Shisto onto his back. The sunhits his eyes, waking him up.)

Shisto: Hzzzmmmaah?

(He blocks the sun with his arm and looks at the 7 girls surrounding him.)

Shisto: Uh...

(Steph is seen above them, flying with wings of magic)

(Shisto sits up and looks around him)

Girls: *giggles*

Shisto: Uh...Hello?

(Candy bends her face towards Shisto's: they are only a few inches apart. Shisto looks at Candy in bewilderment)

Candy: (in a smooth voice) Hey. What's your name?

Shisto: I-I'm Shisto. And who are-

Candy: I"m Candy!

Shisto: Hey, Candy....(Thinking) Okay, what's this chick's problem?

(Steph holds her staff like she's going to smack Candy with it)

(Shisto stands up.)

Shisto: Um...I gotta go! See-

(Candy grabs his arm and gets close to him.)

Candy: (in a baby voice) Awww! But won't you lead a lady out of this place?

(Candy signals for the other girls to leave)

Shisto: Uh....I-I guess so....

Candy: Great!

Shisto: (thinking) I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?

(Shisto and Candy leave, Candy's arm wrapped around his)

(Steph turns and flys back to her tree seat, crying)

(Shisto and Candy reach the outskirt of the forest)

Shisto: There you go.

Candy: Thanks you SO much!

(She wraps her arms around his neck.)

Shisto: Y-Yeah, you're welcome.

(They stand there for a few seconds, then Shisto struggles out of her embrace.)

Shisto: Well...See ya!

(He runs back into the forest)

Candy: Hmm...He's very cute...I think I found my new boyfriend! (She leaves)

(Wilma lay in her hammock, still annoyed by the cheerleaders but also alone)

(Shisto runs by, but decided to stop to say hello)

Shisto: Hey, Wilma.

Wilma: Hey Shisto. What brings you out this way?

Shisto: Ugh. I had to escort some girl out of here because she quote unquote "got lost". (He looks around eagerly) By the way, have you seen Steph?

Wilma: Hm? Oh, yeah. She was over in the tree she's been sleeping in. Had to pass her to get lunch.

Shisto: 'Kay, thanks!

(He runs off towards the direction of Steph's tree. He finds her there.)

Shisto: Hey, Steph!

(Steph is heard crying)

Shisto: Steph?

(He climbs into the tree and sits next to her)

Shisto: Are you okay?

Steph: I saw you with that...girl. I can't say what I think of her, but yeah. I just want to be alone.

(Shisto puts a hand on her shoulder.)

Shisto: Steph, it wasn't like that...I was just helping her out....

Steph: Not what it looked like to me...

Shisto: Would you believe me if I said she wasn't as pretty as you? (thinking) Idiot! Stop it, now! You. Are. A. GIRL! Not a boy!

Shisto's Opposite: No, you're not. Not anymore.

Steph: Really? (Steph blushes)

Shisto: Yeah. (blushing) (thinking) Stop it before you regret it! Grr!

(Steph kisses Shisto on the cheek)

Steph: Thanks. You're really good looking yourself. I can see why she liked you.

(Shisto blushes even more)

Shisto: Hehe. Thanks.

(He nervously puts his hand on hers.)

(meanwhile, a little distance from the Candy's group)

Claudia: is the Trap in position?

Lucas: Everything's set, now we just need the Bait

(Phantom and Claudia look at him)

Lucas: why do I get the feeling I'm bait? (muttering) I hate my Job (starts up his hover bike)

(With Shahooter.)

Shahooter's thoughts: "Magic has so many uses...soon people might pay me with Chaos Emeralds to get them out of the form if possible..Luckily refunds are invented..."

(Another Shadow Ball flies over his head. A few seconds later, it flies back.)

(The Dark Ball zooms past Shisto)

Shisto: If I see that thing one more time...!

(The Shadow Ball flies past Shisto again.)

(Steph knocks it for six with her staff like a baseball)

Shisto: *whistles* That was awesome!

Steph: Used to practice all the time. It's nothin, really.

Shisto: Yeah, right! You sent that thing flying! You were amazing!

(Steph blushes)

Steph: Aw, thanks.

Shisto: No problem!

(A pink blur suddenly attaches itself to Shisto)

Shisto: What the-

Candy: Shisto, baby! I missed you SOOO much!

(She hugs him tightly, then notices Steph)

Candy: Ugh. Who the heck is that?

(Then Ryu runs over.)

Ryu: Hey, guys! Didja see that Shadow Ball flying around?

Shisto: Yes. Steph gave it a good smack and it went flying away.

(He struggling with trying to get out of Candy's grasp)

Steph: Oh great, she's back... Oh, hey Ryu.

Ryu: Hey. (looking at Candy) Who's the clinger?

Steph: Cheerleader.

Ryu: Ulch...

Candy: The name's Candy, adn this is my boyfriend, Shisto!

Shisto: Say what?1

Steph: Slutty girl say wha???

Shisto: I...am...not..you...BOYFRIEND! I hardley even know you!

Candy: Do you want to get to know me?

Shisto: No thank you!

(Shisto gets out of her hug and backs away from her.)

Steph: You got burned, bee-otch!

Ryu: Hoo damn!

(Wilma enters)

Wilma: Oh great. The Toxic target.

Ryu: Wut?

Wilma: Think about it. What does Toxic do to girls? What does she dress like she wants?

Ryu: Uh...Candy the Slutty Cheerleader?

Wilma: Uh, that must be her name.

Candy: Nu uh! I'm Candy the Hedgehog! The most popular girl in my high school!

Ryu: Ugh...this is making me think of High School Musical...

(Then, a hooded figure dashes past. He sees Shisto and stops.)

???: Oh no. Not you. NOT NOW!

(He runs off really fast.)

(Shisto tries to sneak away, but Steph steps in front of him)

Steph: So, if you're his girlfriend, what's the name of his twin sister?

Ryu: *impersonating Candy* Ooh, lookit me, I'm Candy! I'm popular and rich, and I'm also a bitch!

Candy: Shut up! Let's see. His twin sister's name is....Ah! Of course! It's Shista!

Ryu: Wrong-o!

Steph: It's Shima. Proves how much you know about him. Were you planning on ripping his pants off and groping him if we weren't here? Coz that's what it looks like, bitch.

Candy: Pft! I meant Shima all along! And no, I wasn't planning on that, but now that you mention it...(looks at Shisto)

(Shisto cowers from her)

Ryu: Now, I'm not romantically attracted to Shisto, but...(grabs the front of Candy's dress)...you try to do anything to him, and your new name'll be "Mud".

Candy: Hey! Get your filthy paws off of me, freak!

(Ryu throws Candy onto her tail.)

Ryu: I ain't f*cking around, you whore.

Candy: Ooo! You make me so angry!

(She gets up and runs off.)

Shisto: Thanks a lot, Ryu.

Ryu: No problem.

(Steph kisses Shisto on the cheek)

Steph: Yeah, thank's Ryu. I wouldn't have felt right blasting the creep.

(Shisto blushes)

Wilma: I'd say watch your temper a little bit more though. I sensed a dark power within you, wanting to kill.

Ryu: Huh? (thinks back to the events of Ultimate City...) *thinking* No...Shahooter got rid of the Dark Subconscious...Rakumei is gone.

Shisto: i have a feeling Candy's going to be back...

???: "Not exactly, Megan..."

Ryu: ??!!

[It was Shahooter...well Mana in shape of Shahooter, it eventually forms into him.]

Shahooter: "Rakumei can be released from so much rage or sadness...However I'll try to assist you the best I can if you ever become Rakumei..."

Ryu: But...I don't want Rakumei to come back...

(Shisto's stomach growls)

Shisto: I'm hungry. I wonder if I have any food-(facepalms) Darn it! I don't have a house anymore!

Act 8
(Lucas is driving his Hover Bike until he comes across candy, he ties her to the back of it, and drives at 60 MPH, until he reaches the spot)

(Meanwhile, Statyx walksup to Wilma and Shisto at an outdoor table at a cafe, with them drinking and eating, respectively)

Statyx: Hey fellas! *takes a seat* So, any interesting dreams last night?

(The two jump at the statement. Wilma suddenly ends up doing a spit-take, with Shisto choking on a bite of food he took)

(Shisto pounds on his chest with his fist.)

Shisto: (coughing) Wha-what?

Statyx: *slightly confused* Huh? I was just askin if you two had had any interesting dreams last night.

Shisto: (nervously) Uh..N-No! Hehe...What gave you that idea?

Statyx: *raises his eyebrow* The fact that you two look like you haven't got a good nights sleep since you transformed, and that you can't say it to my face, you're stuttering, and fidgeting. Now spill it.

Shisto: Uh....(blushes with embarassment)

(Inside Shisto's brain...)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): You perv! You are SO disturbing, it ain't even funny!

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Hey! I AM a guy, after all! What, don't you dream about Sonic the same way?

Shisto's Thoughts (F): .......

(With Shisto and Statyx....)

Shisto: Well...uh...

(He pulls Statyx close and tells him his latest dream. It's about him and Steph)

Statyx: *whispering* Alright then, let's hear it. It'll just be between guys. Well, more like 2 guys and a girl in a few days.

Shisto: Well.....

(Inside his brain...)

Shisto's Thought (F): Ugh! I don't wanna hear this!

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Too bad, 'cause you're gonna anyway!

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Why me...?

(Outside his brain)

(Shisto whispers in Statyx's ear about how he dreamed about himself making out with Steph.)

Statyx: Making out? That actually sounds like a pleasant dream, not something to lose sleep over.

Shisto: It gets worse!

(He explains some worse things about his dream.)

Statyx: Oh, you mean you guys?

Shisto: Yes! IT WAS HORRIBLE!

Statyx: Hm, well, which part of your brain is saying that? The male part, or the female part?

Shisto: The stupid female part!

(In the brain)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Hey! I'm not stupid!

(Back outside...)

Statyx: Alright then, now... *lightly knocks on Shisto's head* tell me Shima, you've never actually dreamed stuff like that about Sonic?

(In the brain...)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Can I talk now?

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Yeah...for now.

(Outside...)

(Shisto's attitude suddenly changes to Shima's)

Shima/Shisto: No! Of course not!

(Shisto takes over)

Shisto/Shima: Liar!

Statyx: Yo, Shima! Shisto! One at a time! Don't make me come in there, because you do not want me lurking around in your mind!

Shima/Shisto: (gulps)

Shisto/Shima: But she does dream that stuff about Sonic!

Shima/Shisto:.....

Statyx: Uh-huh, I thought so. Now Shima, if you dream that type of stuff about Sonic, then leave Shisto alone about his Steph dreams, capishe?

Shima/Shisto: Hmph!

(She disappears back into the brain. Shisto takes over)

Shisto: Man, I thought she'd never leave!

Statyx: There you go. And hey Shima, with more time in your own brain, you can have those fantasies about Sonic as long as you want to, without being snapped back to reality.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): ....I hate you.

Statyx: Really, just try and look on the bright side, and take advantage of the situation. What's more, with Shisto acting as the primary mind, no one will be able to read your thoughts. They'll be all your own.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): There is no bright side to this! THIS SUCKS!

Statyx: Besides, just deal with it for a few more weeks, then you'll have your own body back, and you'll be able to have your own perverted dreams again.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Shisto do-Wait, a few more WEEKS?! WHAT?! I thought it was only one week!

Wilma: Hang on, Statyx, it only lasts a week. I would know. It's been four days for me

Statyx: Alright alright! Sue me for making a mistake!

(All three take their seats)

Statyx: Now Wilma, have you had any interesting dreams?

Wilma: Uh, yeah. (Whispers to Statyx her dreams, specifically the ones to do with Shisto, Emil, Tanner and Statyx himself)

Statyx: *blushing* Oh, uhhh, wow. That's uhhhh... *ahem* So, I did what now?

(Wilma elaborates slightly)

Shisto: Do I really want to know?

Wilma: I doubt it...

(Shisto finishes eating.)

???: Why hello there boys.

Shisto: Huh?

(Turns around to see who was speaking to see a sexy female hedgehog wearing skimpy clothes)

Statyx: Wait, Toxic!?

???: No, that's my male counterpart. *walks up to them* I'm "Toxodisia".

(Shisto is trying not to look at her)

Toxodisia: Well well well, what a fine couple of men.

Wilma: Oh, here we go. Tonic's going to be jealous that you're stealing his men.

Toxodisia: Oh screw that homo. So boys, you got any plans tonight?

Statyx: Sorry lady, this hedgehog's taken.

Shisto: Not really....

In the brain...)

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Get me out of this!

Shisto's Thoughts (F): No way! You're a big boy! Do it yourself!

(Outside hte brain...)

Toxodisia: *walks towards Shisto and leans over, giving him a clear look into her shirt* So, you're free tonight?

Shisto: (muzzle is almost the same color as his fur) Uh....

(In the brain....)

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Sugrestions would be very helpful right about now!

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Nope! (she apparently leaves to a separate part of the brain)

(Outside the brain...)

Shisto: Uh...

(Meanwhile...)

Ryu: (To her Glaceon and Charizard) Alright, you two, let's practice Icefire Blast, mmm'kay?

(Glaceon and Charizard nod.)

Ryu: Alright! Glaceon, use Blizzard! And Charizard, combine your Fire Blast with Blizzard!

(The two Pokemon do so, creating a stream of both fire and ice.)

Steph: Impressive. Ryu, you are a talented trainer.

(Ryu blushes.)

Ryu: Why, thank you! ^^

(Meanwhile, a bit further ahead, Solex pops his head out of some bushes.)

Solex: Now! Mobius shall be mi-(sees the Icefire Blast coming towards him)-OHSHI-

(SFX: FWOOOOSH!!!)

(Frost appears)

Frost: Dude, you REALLY need to practice your evil. You suck!

(Solex is both frozen and burnt, however one hand is free. He gives Frost the finger.)

(Frost frees Solex, then punches him)

Solex: Ow!

Frost: That's for giving me the finger. This is for failing. (Frost freezes the road surface onto Solex's shoes, then leaves)

Solex: (Is trapped) You'll see...you'll all see!! One day, Mobius will be MINE!!

???: "Who put on the Drama Hose?"

Solex: Who said that?!

(Back with Shisto, Statyx and the others...)

Toxodisia: *giggles* So, you like what you see?

Shisto: Um...uh...

(He looks at Statyx for help)

Toxodisia: *brings Shisto's face around so they look eye-to-eye* I'll take that as a yes. Now, you free tonight?

Shisto: Y-Yes....

(You can't tell where his muzzle and fur are separated now)

Toxodisia: So, how 'bout you and me have a little fun tonight?

Shisto: F-Fun....?

Toxodisia: Yeah, a date. So, you up for it?

Shisto: Uh...S-Sure....

Toxodasia: *puts her fingers close to Shisto's crotch, then walks them up his stomach and chest* Then I will see you... *taps on Shisto's nose* ...tonight. *turns around and walks away, swaying her hips*

Shisto: What just happened?

Statyx: I think you just got a date. Now, I feel like a perv for noticing, but did anyone else notice that she mightnot have been wearing any underwear?

Shisto: *blood spurts from his nose, and his chair falls back with him in it*

(Shima is laughing her head off inside the brain)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! HAHAHA! Enjoy your date tonight!

Statyx: Well, looks like someone got lucky. Either that or he's "getting lucky".

(Another spurt of blood spouts from Shisto's nose)

Shisto: Shut up!

(He grabs a napkin and wipes the blood off his muzzle)

Statyx: Okay okay. Anyway, you might wanna get ready for your date.

(Shisto stands up to leave)

Shisto: (groans) Do I HAVE to?

Statyx: You might as well. Course, I think all you'll need is a condom. *chuckles*

Shisto: Grrr!

(He stomps off angrily)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): You knew this was coming!

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Shut up!

Statyx: *snaps fingers* Oh wait, I just remembered! I need to show you two something!

(Shisto trudges back with his arms crossed.)

Shisto: What?

Statyx: Well, I'm not gonna spoil it. So let's go. Besides, I'm thinking you're gonna want an excuse to avoid Steph, Shisto.

Wilma: Well, that was obviously going to happen...

Statyx: What was obviously gonna happen?

Wilma: Whenever Toxic or Toxodasia appears, something happens like that.

Statyx: Yeah. How much you wanna bet somethin racy'll happen?

Wilma: No bet. You'd win, hand's down.

(A stream of fire suddenly appears, flying around on its own accord, like a flaming serpent!)

Statyx: What, are you assuming that I'd bet that something would happen? Or are you saying I'd win no matter how I bet?

Wilma: First one. Something WOULD happen.

Statyx: And what makes you say that?

Wilma: It's Toxodisia. It HAS to happen. (Wilma blasts the flaming "serpent" with a massive blue flamethower)

Statyx: And you say that why?

(Suddenly...)

???: Garde.

Statyx: Huh?

Wilma: Who the hell?

(Everyone turns around to see a female Shiny Gardevoir stadning there, her arms crossed. She looks rather miffed.)

Statyx: Hey, isn't that one of Ryu's Pokemon?

Wilma: I don't know, but be careful. It doesn't look happy.

(Then Ryu arrives.)

Ryu: Hey, guys! Uh, one of you destroyed that controlled flamethrower, huh?

Statyx: Wilma did it. Now can we get moving? I have something to show you.

Wilma: It was bugging me. Besides, it was either that or absorb it. What you want to show, Statyx?

Gardevoir: Gardevoir! ("I was practicing Team Attacks!")

Ryu: Nevermind it, Gardevoir...

Statyx: Come on.

(Statyx, Ryu, Wilma, and Shisto reach a nearby forested area)

Statyx: Alright, come on out now!

???: ....Uh-uh!

Wilma: You brought us here to see a stubborn little kid?

Statyx: No. Just hold on a second. *walks over behind a tree* Now, get over here! *some struggling noises are heard, and Statyx walks back towards the others, dragging somebody* Now, here 's what I wanted to show you.

(What Statyx holds up surprising everyone. What he's holding up is Fou, who, while still obviously male, has drastically changed. His scarlet feathers have turned an icy blue, while the blood-red tips of his feathers have turned a deep blue. His eyes have also changed to a bright red)

Wilma: Woah! What happened?

Ryu: Fou?!

Statyx: It seems that his phoenix powers affected the curse, instead causing him to change color, rather than gender.

Fou: *struggles out of Statyx's grip and runs up to Wilma* I can't let Cream see me like this!! Change me back right now!!

Wilma: It's an energy mask. Fou did gender switch, but his power level must have formed a barrier, which changed his color. The female must be supressed within him for this to happen.

Fou: I don't care about this mumbo-jumbo!! Chasnge me back now!! *Fou blasts Wilma with a type of ice beam, freezing the echidna solid* Yipe! *covers beak*

(Wilma melts the ice with practiced ease, breathing flames to melt it)

Wilma: Actually, I don't know. Steph is the expert, not me. Even she can't turn people back.

Shisto: Hey, it could be worse. You actually look pretty cool like that, Fou.

Ryu: Yeah! Blue is kick-ass!

(Gardevoir cannot help but smirk. Wilma nods)

Fou: But what the heck happened!?

Statyx: Well, it seems that your powers interacted with the curse, so instead of becoming the opposite gender, you became the opposite color, and your powers became their opposite.

Fou: *tilts head* Wha?

Statyx: Basically, you've turned from a firebird into an icebird.

(Steph is seen up in a tree like normal)

Steph: A very unique side effect of the curse. Must be the phoenix version, because most other creatures change genders.

Shisto: No offence, but ice is WAY better than fire.

Fou: *shaking angrily*

Statyx: Oh boy look out, he's gonna blow!!

Wilma: No way is Ice better than Fire!

Shisto: You uh...haven't heard what happened to me with fire, have you?

Wilma: No, and I doubt I want to. It didn't burn your pants off, did it?

Fou: GRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, a huge explosion of ice energy occurs. Fou is seen standing in the center of the exposion, breathing heavily and angrily. Everone else in the vicinity is frozen in a thick layer of frost)

(Wilma defrosts again with breath of fire, then starts defrosting everyone else)

(Shisto cringes away from the fire)

(Steph drops out of her tree, having defrosted already, then warms Shisto up with a hug, defrosting him)

Statyx: *the frost covering Statyx shatters, with Statyx shivering* Geez, when you blow up, you usually fry everbody, not freeze 'em!

(Shisto smiles at Steph's hug.)

Shisto: Thanks, Steph.

Steph: Any time, cutie.

Statyx: *ahem!*

Shisto: What?

Statyx: *whispers to Shisto so Steph doesn't hear* You have a date to get to! Figure something out!

Shisto: Uh..Hey, Steph....

Steph: Yeah, Shisto?

Statyx: *still whispering* Remember, "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn". Think something up!

Shisto: I'm, uh....Not feeling to well...(Pretends to sneeze, then coughs) I think I should go home and lay down....

Statyx: *facepalms* Idiot! You should've said that you had to go somewhere! Saying you're sick will make her check up on you!

Steph: Really? I can make some medicines for you. I'll just duck down to my old labs.

Statyx: Called it.

(Steph leaves)

Statyx: *to Shisto* I suggest you take this chance to get going. I'll cover for ya.

Wilma: Ah, young love. It's funny.

Statyx: Don't I know it.

Shisto: Thanks, guys! I'll try and make this date go as fast as possible. I'm dreading it!

(Shisto runs off)

Statyx: .....Bet $100 that he ends up getting some.

Shisto is walking to meet Toxodisia, when he bumps into someone.

???: Oh I'm sor... NO!

(It's the guy in the hood from earlier. He runs away.)

Shisto: That's it! I'm going to figure out what is up with that guy! *runs after him*

???: NO! Just stay away!

Shisto: *tackles the guy into a pond, knocking his hood off* Wha... Kyle?

(Kyle is flickering between himself and a girl version of himself.)

Kyle: Yeah. I was in a tree, looking for something I lost, when I saw you. I overheard what happened and burst out laughing. And now...

(He changes into his girl self)

Kylie: ...here I am. *changes back*

Kyle: Eventually, I figured out how to hide it. But when I saw you the other day, I freaked and changed back.

Shisto: *grabs Kyle by the neck* HOW DO YOU CHANGE?

Kyle: *Grins* That's for me to know... *disappears, but his voice can still be heard* ...and you to find out.

Shisto: Grr! Mental note: Beat the crap out of Kyle until he tells me how he changes.

(Shisto continues to go to meet Toxodisia)

Act 9: Date with Disaster
(Please redo this part of the RP without any mature content in it)

Act 10
(With Solex and the stranger...)

[The figure takes off his hood, he appears to be a Silver-feathered Owl..]

Solex: Who the hell are you?!

???: "Grand Magus Shahooter the Owl..."

[Shahooter smirks.]

Shahooter: "I reckon your going be an attacking A**."

[Shahooter's smirk widens.]

Solex: Well...I'm stuck to the ground now.

Shahooter: "Here..."

[Shahooter stomps on the ground, helping Solex out of the ground.]

Solex: Hey, thanks. Mind if I ask, but why are you here?

Shahooter: "A Magus arrives when he wants to..I heard the fight.."

[Shahooter fades away.]

(Meanwhile, a Hover bike reaches Candy's location)

Candy: Huh? Who are you?

(the figure gets off, and takes off his helmet, the figure has a beautiful face)

Lucas: Have you seen a Gray Wolf wearing a blue jacket around here? (thinking) Lets Hope Valentine never knows that I have to act like this)

Candy: (smiles flirtatiously) Why, no, I haven't.

Lucas: (thinking) I hate my job) She should be around here somewhere, Hey Sis, Where are you?

(Candy wraps her arm around Lucas's.)

Candy: You know, maybe I can help you.

Lucas: hey Jules (a robotic wolf steps from the trees, it has a female voice)

Julia: Yes?

Lucas: crowbar please

(Candy hugs his arm tighter)

Candy: Who the heck are you?!

(She seems threatened by Julia, since she doesn't know who she is)

Lucas: My Sisters Robotic Wolf (use the Crowbar to get Candy off him)

(Candy looks angry that he pried her off of him)

Candy: Oh!

Lucas: don't you know that my sister has a small Disorder, she's like Cold-Blooded, and since this is winter, she won't survive the night

Candy: Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't know!

Lucas: just come on (they run to a giant clearing, the Lucas Stops)

Candy: Why'd you stop?

Lucas: Now!

(the ground below Candy opens, she falls into a pit, the a net carries her up, she is stuck in a net, above a pit, Claudia comes out of a nearby Bush, along with Phantom)

Claudia: Ha ha, Got ya good!

[Hunter is watching from a tree at the edge of the clearing]

Hunter: ... (thinking) She looks like she could use a hand...

[Hunter raises one of his paws, intending to teleport her out of there, but stops]

Hunter's thoughts: ''wait, you cant send her to your home in the mountains. she doesn't belong there... *he turns and lobs a lunar crystal toward the forest she met Shisto in* ... after it lands, I'll send her there...''

[after a minute, he re-raises his paw and closes his eyes. both him and candy disappear in a soft flash of pale blue light]

(in a clearing in the forest)

[the crystal lands, then there is a soft flash of pale blue light. When it fades, Candy and Hunter in the clearing]

Hunter: ... Good, it worked... *he gestures towards the crystal, which flys into his paw and dissapears in a pale blue flash of light. then, he starts to walk off, paying no attention to where he's going*

Candy: Whoa...What just happened?! Where'd those guys go?

Hunter: *turns around to face candy, so he's walking backwards now* Oh, them? I got you out of there. You looked like you could use a helping paw, so I lent you one.

[Hunter trips over a tree root, falling backwards with a thud]

Hunter: Wagh! *picks himself back up* ...thats what I get for walking backwards... *jumps up into a tree and sits down on a low-hanging branch, looking at the sky*

(at the pit...)

Phantom: the Dark one will not be pleased with a mission failed/

Claudia: at least we got her falling into a pit on tape, time to return to the future to show it

(Meanwhile with Shahooter)

Shahooter: "MagiCourse Seperation!"

[Shahooter glows with magic, he then forms out, then back in with a female looking similar to him, excluding the pink marks and blue marks comparison.]

???: "At least we got out of your body!"

Shahooter: .... "At least you have my powers..."

???: "Touche..."

Shahooter: "Strange that you look a lot like me."

???: "How to conceal it?"

Shahooter: "We call each other twins from here on in?"

???: "Deal."

Shahooter: "What did you say your name was again, I'm not the naming type..."

???: "Sharina.."

Shahooter: "Let's head off to do some Troll-hunting."

(Wilma and Steph arrive)

Wilma: See Steph, I told you Shahooter could speed up the reaction. Neither of us can, so yeah. Ah well.

Steph: Yeah, I get it, Wilma. Hey, Shahooter, count us in on the Troll hunt!

Shahooter: "Who are you and how do you know my name?"

[Shahooter's feathers slide out of his Robe Sleeves. He points it at their throats.]

Steph: Calm down, mate. It's me, Stave, and the other chick is Will. We went through the Gender Switch too!

Shahooter: "Oh.."

[Shahooter withdraws his feathers from their throats.]

Shahooter: "Want me to do MagiCourse Separation? It will separate you two from your female forms, however, it will create a different entity."

Wilma: We're fine. The Gender Switch creates a different entity anyway. I've got about two days left, and there are three for most of the others.

Shahooter: "Okay...suit yerself..Let's go.."

[Four Chimeras pull up, Shahooter and his Twin get inside, the first three leave, the last one waits for Steph and Wilma, one with Large Subwoofers plays Another one bites the dust.]

Queens- another one bites the dust

Wilma: Sweet. Shotgun!

Steph: Shotgun!...Crap...

(Shisto is walking through the forest, and stumbles upon Candy)

Candy: SHISTO!!!

Shisto: Oh crap!

(He starts running away, and Candy runs after him. She tackles him and hugs his waist)

Candy: I missed you SOO much!

Shisto: Get..off...ME!

(A motorbike rolls up, and a female two-tailed fox gets off. She looks about the same age as Tails)

???: Looks like you could use some help. Get on!

(Shisto manages to get Candy off of him and jumps onto the motorbike)

Shisto: Go! Go! Go!

(Shisto and the fox drive away before Candy can catch them.)

(With Shahooter, Sharina, Steph, and Wilma.)

Shahooter: "The Jackhammer Shotgun, nasty piece of work correct? Fused with a close combat Kasrkin Assault Rifle! Time to take some trolls down and enchant their bodies with MagiCourse DeathWish!"

(Wilma reaches for her Dao blades, but finds them missing. Instead, she drew the large broadsword slung across her back, a gift from a friend)

Wilma: Let's go.

[The Chimeras drive off with the others in them.]

(With Shisto and the fox....)

(They soon stop, and Shisto jumps off the hoverbike)

Shisto: Thanks, kid.(he looks at the fox closely) You look oddly familiar...

???: Aw, thanks. The name's Miley. Miley Prower. No, I'm not one of Tails and Creams kids either.

['Another one bites the dust' is heard in the distance...]

(Actually, this would be set more toward the future, where Will is a teenager. Then again, most things are. Anyway, the girl is not a kid - FF)

(If Will is a Teenager then Shahooter wouldn't be in the area...)

(if Will is an adult, then the Sega characters (and everyone else) would be in their 30s-50s - FF)
 * (Shima: Then Shima would be about 60, right?)

(Shisto looks at Miley some more, then his mouth suddenly hangs open.)

Shisto: T-Tails!

(a white blur runs past them, then, a black one (no its not Shadow) runs by)

Shisto: Who the heck were they? Hey!

(the White one seems to be running from the Black one)

Black One: (summons two Tha' Cucanai Shadow beasts to attack Miley and Shisto)

Shisto: Woah! CHAOS MISSILE!

(The missiles hits one of the beasts, yet, it merely is absorbed into the Shadow beast, but it has been frozen)

Shisto: Okay, let's try this!

(He uses a High Kick at the Shadow beast)

(it causes the Shadow beast to Shatter. Shisto punches a fist in the air)

Shisto: Alright! Now for the next one!

Shadow Beast: (fires a beam of Dark Energy at Miley, Miley is sent flying)

Shisto: Leave my friend alone! CHAOS BLAST!

(They blast hits the Shadow beast, sending it crasing into a tree)

Shadow Beast: (Absorbs the Shadow from the tree, causing it to grow stronger)

Shisto: Oh crap!

(He Spin Dashes into the Shadow beast. Suddenly, Miley leaps in with a spinning blue ball of energy in her hand, smashing it into the Shadow Beast)


 * (Hunter- wait, did Miley just use rasengan?)


 * (Yes, I've been making sprites of Tails using the Rasengan, so I thought that I may as well make her use it as well. I'm working on an explanation of it anyway - FF)

[The song gets closer, then Heat Lasers are fired, one almost hits Miley and Shisto, but the others hit the Shadow Beast.]

Shisto: Yikes!

[Armored vehicles with a Turret and a strange-looking flashlight, the doors open. Shahooter and some Imperial Guardsmen and Guardswomen charge out.]

Shahooter:' "Fly you i-- Wait a second...do I know you two?

Shisto: (shifts uncomfortably) N-No, I don't think you do....

Shahooter: "Lemme guess...Shima..affected by the Gender Switch?"

[Shahooter grins and sticks out his tongue. Shisto sticks his tongue out at Shahooter.]

Shisto: Yeah, how'd ya guess?

Shahooter: "Please..I know any of my friends' personalities from the inside and out...But what's that smell...I smell trolls..."

[The Kasrkin Troopers of the Imperial Guard point their weapons around the area, their Rifles are attached with Flashlights...]

Shisto: I'm getting sick of these guys! (gets in a fighting stance)

Shahooter: .... "What, a fight? These men are my colleagues, and I won't be happy if one of them is lost.."

Shisto: I'm not fighting you guys! I can tell that those Trolls will be starting a fight as soon as they come.

(the White figure runs past agian, with the black one following again, this time, the Black one releases two Son'Dalo Dulc Shadow beasts, or Copycats)

[The Kasrkins shine a flashlight on the Copycats.]

(Miley shifts into Tails' main combat stance)

(the Shadow Beasts look confused at the Flashlight)

Shadow Beast: Con callo, sun dalo (these Glacians get wierder each time)

Shisto: They're like those things from before!

(they take the appeareance of Shisto, and Miley, they can't tell which are the Originals, and which is the Shadow Beasts now)

Shahooter: "Copy-Cats...."

Shisto: (staring at the Shadow beast who looks like him) Oh crap...

(Miley jumps, spinning both her tails to create a whirlwind)

the White Figure runs by again, yet this time he stops, Its Spike!, but he's White for some reason, and No, its Not the Gender Switch)

Shisto: Spike! Uh.....Why are you white?

(He punches at hte Shadow beast that looks like him)

Spike (W): a Spell, separates one Element from the User, I am Holy Spike, now Shadow Shisto, Galactic Cresent (the Attack is Light based, instead of the average Dark based)

Shahooter: "Spike!"

[Shahooter throws the White Emerald at him.]

Spike (W): Galactic...... Bar-RAGE!

[The White Emerald amplifies the Holy Energy by a large amount!]

(Miley sees Wilma and Steph with Shahooter and Sharina. She ignores them for the time being though, instead knocking away the shadow copy of herself)

Shahooter: "Whoo Fireworks! But I still smell trolls..."

[Shahooter traces the smell to Shisto.]

Shahooter: .... "What the Hell..?"

[Hunter, who was walking past playing a harmonica and not paying any attention to where he was going, gets his by the Miley Shadow Beast.]

Hunter: *gets knocked over by the beast* Wha?!

Shisto: (looks at Shahooter) What?! I am not a Troll!

Shahooter: "But you've been with one alright..."

[Shahooter cocks his Kasrkin Assault Rifle...]

Shahooter: "Chaos Control!"

[Shahooter brings out the Blue and White Emeralds..]

Spike (W): Now, Behold Demon, Galactic......Beginning! (its Galactic End, yet amplified by Holy Energy, it hits what ever was chasing him, wait, Its DarkSpirit)

Shahooter: "Galactic Beginning...?"

Spike: Galactic Origin! (its Galactic Finish, but amplified by Holy Energy)

[Shahooter just shrugs and sprays Water Magic all over Shisto...Shisto spits some water out of his mouth.]

Shisto: Thanks.

Miley: You needed it! You stank of Troll. How'd you get so bad, anyway?

[Hunter gets up and looks around, confused. After taking in the situation for a few seconds, he retrives his harmonica and starts to walk off.]

Hunter: (thinking) ''... I don't think I'm wanted or needed by that group... so I guess I wont bug them...'' *starts playing his harmonica again*

Shisto: (nervously to Shahooter and Miley) I was...uh....fighting them.

Miley: Must've been an epic battle! I'm not much of a fighter, but the techniques Tails and I learned will pay off!

(a Galactic Barrage hits DarkSpirit in the back, its Spike, with brown fur)

Shisto: There's the real Spike! (to Miley) "Epic" is a way you could define it...

Miley: Ah yes, I recall back when I was still part of Tails. Been seperated for years.

Spike: I have dealt with you for five hundred Years, Now Demon, Meet your End!, Galactic (a purple aura circles him)........................Vengeance! (its Galactic Revenge, but Harsher, and Stronger)

DarkSpirit: (dissapearing into the ground) the battle you won today, is not the end of the War

Shisto: At least you're separatd from your other half...

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! Trust me, if I could separate from you, I would in a heartbeat!

Miley: Yeah. While Tails was me, there were men trying to sleep with us all the time. Now that I'm seperate, I can see when people are struggle with something similar. Shima, isn't it?


 * (Kagi: Hey guys, when is everything gonna calm down, and hit day-break? I'm waiting for that so I can do something really funny. Let's just say that things are gonna get a whole lot more difficult for Statyx ^_^...)

Spike: (Spike(W) dissapears in a flash of light, he transforms into Particles, and flies into Spike) Shall thy Demon Rise once more, he sought to be vanquished then

Miley: Well, it's time to hit the sack. Will, Stave, Shima, you're invited to stay with me for the next few days. You can tell me your switch names then. ok?

Wilma & Steph: Sure!

Spike: (walks back into the forest) One Battle is won, yet a Battle, does not determine the war....

Shisto: (shrugs) Okay.

Act 11: Day 6
(Statyx, Wilma, Steph, Shisto, and Ryu are all seen sitting at a table outside)

Statyx: So, how're you guys, and gals, doing?

Wilma: Well, I'm doing fairly well. My transformation is actually gonna be finished tomorrow!

Statyx: Well aren't you a happy echidna? Looks like you've been getting a good nights sleep.

Wilma: Yeah actually.

Statyx: Which must mean those dreams of yours aren't bothering you.

Wilma: *blushing* N-not really...

(Steph keeps looking at Shisto. Shisto however, refuses to meet Steph's gaze.)

Steph: Hey Shisto, what's wrong?

Shisto: O-ok, n-nothing, nothing at all...

Steph: Is that cold still bothering you? That medicine I gave you last night should have taken care of it.

Statyx: *retches a little in his mouth, then swallows it back down* ''That stuff was horrible!! I had to down 10 gallons of water just to get the taste out of my mouth!''

Shisto: Oh, don't worry it helped alot! I'm feeling much better! I just, didn't get alot of sleep last night.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): That's for sure. You were too busy having sex with Toxodisia to get enough sleep.

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Well it's better than the stuff in those books you like to read.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Shut up.

Steph: Aww, you poor thing!

Shisto: *laughs weakly*

(Miley walks past)

Miley: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I take it you had a decent sleep and WEREN'T trying to sleep with each other in my house?

Statyx: *waves hand* Slept in my own house, in my own bed. Can't speak for the others though.

(Wilma, Shisto, and Steph look at Statyx angrily, blushing.)

Statyx: Joking, joking!

Miley: Which is why I wasn't asking you or the cat-girl. I'm just going to that coffee shop, where Vicious the Dark normally hangs. I'll see you guys later. (Miley walks off)

Shisto: (looks at the sky) Hmm...I think I have two more days until I change back in about two days, if I guessed right....


 * (Shima: Hehehe.....I'm looking for another one of my characters to do the gender switch! Maybe Cyber....or Blade...Hehehe....)

Statyx: *pulls Shisto close, whispers to him* So, how did the D-A-T-E go?

Shisto: Good, I guess...(growls) But don't you EVER bring it up again!


 * (Shima: Yeeeaaaahh....He's not too happy at the moment about the night before....)

Statyx: Dude, you have no idea what I had to do last night to avoid blowing your cover! And that medicine she made; I had to drink 10 gallons of water to get the taste out of my mouth! And that was after vomiting my guts out for an hour! You owe me big-time, so you are going to tell me every single detail about that date of yours.


 * (Kagi: Remember, Statyx wasn't there, he has no idea what he's asking for...)

Tanner:*breathing heavily* I'M HERE! AND ALIVE! AND...AND--wha?

Shisto: Oh, hey Su-I mean, Tanner. (to Statyx) What?! Oh, fine...But I'm NOT telling you here, that's for sure!

Tanner: *falls face first on the ground* *muffled* what'd i miss


 * (rewind completed, Kagi - FF)

(Kylie walks in, obviously too tired to hide her transformation)

Kylie: Hi. *falls face first onto the table and starts snoring.*

SFX: BAM!

???: Why, hello there everybody.

Statyx: Huh?

[Everybody turns around to see a very beautiful yellow hedgehog standing before them]

Wilma: And who are you?

???: Well, I'm hurt. You all knew my male counterpart all too well.

Ryu: We did?

???: Yes. You know him as "Tonic".

[Statyx suddenly does a spit-take, then covers his mouth titly, making muffled noises. He falls over in his chair, legs flailing]

(A second yellow hedgehog come out, she looks similar to Toxodia)

???: And me! You knew me as Bolt. I transformed 5 days ago!

(Kylie snores some more, really loudly.)

Ryu: Uhhh........excuse me for a second...(runs off; a few seconds later, insane laughter can be heard...uh oh...)

(Shisto stares at Tonicka. Steph notices, makes a pouting face, and elbows Shisto a bit)

Wilma: Well, looks like you're in luck Tonicka. With that body, the guys'll be clamouring for you.

Tonicka: Yeah, maybe so...

Statyx: What's up? You should be jumping for joy right about now.

Tonicka: Well normally, I would be. But after the transformation, I don't feel so attracted to the guys anymore.

Statyx: What?

(Ryu walks back up, her breathing heavy and shaky. Tonicka looks at Ryu, and starts smiling.)

Tonicka: *walks over to Ryu* Well hello there, beautiful.

Ryu: ........Are you talking to me?

Tonicka: Yup. Tell me, do you like having fun?

Ryu: Yyyyyyyeeeaaaahhh?

Tonicka: Then how's bout you and I have some fun tonight?

Ryu: What!?!?

(Everyone else looks at Tonicka, jaws dropped and eyes wide. Statyx suddenly covers his mouth tightly, making loud but muffled noises. He looks around frantically, grabs a fork, and stabs it into his hand, causing him to wince.)

Shisto: *laughing uproariously* This is rich!!! Tonic's become a lesbian!!!

Tonicka: *looks over at Shisto, frowning. She then smiles and walks over* Well, I'm glad you're enjoying this.

Shisto: Oh believe me, I am!

Tonicka: *gets cheek to cheek with Steph* Well I'm sure you'd enjoy seeing me and your little friend going at it in front of you even more.

Steph: *blushes furiously, a disgusted/embarrassed look on her face*

(Shisto's muzzle turns beat red,and he suddenly covers his nose)

Shisto: Um, could someone get me a napkin?

(Statyx, who had just pulled the fork out of his hand, suddenly holds his lips tightly together, and then stabs the fork back into his hand even harder)

Statyx: YEEOOOWWWW!!!!

(Everyone suddenly looks at Statyx)

Wilma: Whoa!

Ryu: What the!?

Shisto: What're you doing!?

(As everyone suddenly starts clamouring about Statyx, Tonicka and and Becca stand next to each other)

Tonicka: Well, I think it's about time we go.

Becca: Okay. I think I'll try and get some guys to have fun with me.

Tonicka: Well that's a shame. I'd love to have some with you.

(Becca rolls her eyes, then the two walk off)

Ryu: Statyx, are you okay!?

Statyx: *pulls the fork out of his hand, his breathing shaky* Yeah, I'm alright. But this week just got a lot more difficult.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): This actually makes me glad I'm not a girl right now. Because I don't have to deal with Tonicka.

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Yeah. We actually caught a break for once!

Wilma: Statyx, you're hurt! Here, let me. *takes hold of Statyx's hand, grabs a napkin, and wraps it around Statyx's hand*

Statyx: Uhhh, thanks Wilma.

Wilma: *smiles* No problem. *kisses Statyx's hand*

Statyx: *blushes, pulls his hand away from Wilma* Well uhhhhhh, still, thanks.

Steph: *snickers*

Shisto: (laughing)

Statyx: *still blushing, whispers to Shisto* I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, with what I have on you. You also have some explaining to do later, remember?

(Shisto stops laughing, and his muzzle turns red. He glares at Statyx)

Shisto: (to Statyx) I hate you....

Statyx: Get in line.

(Shisto pretends to get in line behind everyone else who hates Statyx)

Wilma: *blushing a little* W-well I better go. See you all later! *runs off*

Steph: ''I wonder what's up with Wilma. Maybe I should talk to her...'' Yeah, I better get going as well.

Statyx: Seeya Steph.

Ryu: I have to go too. *starts walking off*

Statyx: Why?

Ryu: *looks at Statyx* To the men's wear section at the mall. I know what's gonna happen, so I might as well be prepared for it.


 * (Ryu-Ryu is smart, eh? XD)


 * (Kagi: Ayup XD)

Statyx: Well if that's the case *tosses Ryu a wad of cash* It's on my dime.

Shisto: See ya, Ryu. Have fun picking out underwear.

Ryu: Oh, Lord knows I will...(leaves)

(Shisto stands up and stretches)

Shisto: I better be going, too.

Statyx: Hold it Shisto. You aren't getting off that easy.

Shisto: Damn...

Statyx: Yeah, now c'mon. I want to hear every detail about your little date with Toxodisia.

Shisto: (groans) Do I HAVE to?

(He starts explaining in PERFECT detail about his date with Toxodisia)

Statyx: So, you go to a photobooth, a perfume store, a movie, and a pizza place? Sounds pretty good to me. So what next? Did you have sex with her? *laughs*

Shisto: (glaring at Statyx) What do YOU think?!

Statyx: It doesn't matter what I think, what matters is what actually happened. Besides, I was joking. Now, continue.

Shisto: Fine....

(He tells Statyx what went on after the pizza place. Statyx looks at Shisto, shocked and blushing. He then starts snickering.)

Statyx: So wait, you guys actually...?

Shisto: Shut up! I'm warning you!

(He cracks his knuckles warningly.)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): The thought...It...BURNS!

Statyx: *laughs loudly* Oh man, this is rich!! You are lucky Steph isn't here right now!!

Shisto: *blushes* W-what does she have to do with this!?

Statyx: Please. I'm a romantic, if you recall. You're so in love with her it's rediculous. Of course, it seems you're having mixed feelings about your time with Toxodisia.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): That's it!

Shisto's Thoughts (M): What are you-

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Move over!

(Shisto's attitude suddenly changes, as Shima has taken over)

Shima/Shisto: Listen, you. Shisto does NOT like Toxodisia! It wasn't his fault! He likes Steph. (thinking) And if I see Toxodisia one more time....!)

Statyx: Shima, are you actually coming to his defense?

(Shima/Shisto blushes with embarassement)

Shima/Shisto: Well...Uh....You see.....Ah.....So what?!

Statyx: No no, it's actually good that you two are getting along. *gets up* However, you can't really blame Toxodisia.

Shima/Shisto: (raises an eye) Why not?

Statyx: *turns around, starts walking* Tell me, *stops, looks at Shisto* did you even once mention Steph, or your feelings for her?

Shima/Shisto: Oh......

(She sinks back, and Shisto takes over.)

Shisto: I....(grits teeth in anger) But I...

Statyx: Dude, until you admit your feelings, stuff like that is gonna keep happening, to you and Steph. If you don't make a move at some point, someone else will...

(Shisto hangs his head. Shima takes back over)

Shima/Shisto: I'll help him admit his feelings! But....(from inside, she looks at Shisto) HE needs to put in some effort. I'm not doing it for him.

Statyx: Shima's right Shisto. You have to be the one to say it. However...

Shisto: Huh?

Statyx: If it helps, I think you oughtta know... *smiles a little* It's not a one-way street.

Shisto: Wha-

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Why do I have a feeling this won't be easy?

(Suddenly...)

???: If either of you laugh, I'll kill you.

(Shisto's eyes wander to where the voice is, and he suddenly starts laughing. He is laughing at a male cat with glasses, blonde hair and light purple fur.)

???: WTF DID I JUST SAY?!

Statyx: If it makes you feel better, I can't laugh at you Ryu. Or should I call you "Rory"?

Rory: Yeah, Rory works. And why exactly can't you laugh, eh?

(Shisto falls out of his chair, laughing)

Statyx: Because if I did, the same thing would happen to me.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Now THAT would be a sight to see! (laughs at the thought)

Shisto: (laughing) I thougth you...would be one of us that wouldn't change, Rory.

(suddenly, a saw blade cuts a hole in the floor, out comes Voltrex)

Voltrex: next time make sure they get a door installed to a base

Shisto: Wah!

(He backs up.)

Voltrex: What? You've never seen me do this before?, I've done it like five times already! (in other RP's)

Shisto: How am I supposed to know WHERE you're going to pop up at?

Voltrex: well think Shisto, if the Dragoonworks bases are underground, with no exit, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE???

Part 12
(Wilma heads over to Miley's house, seeing Miley relaxing outside with a laptop next to her)

Wilma: Hey, Miley.

Miley: Oh, hey Wilma. I take it something came up over breakfast.

Wilma: Huh?

Miley: You're blushing, and have a little bit of blood on your hands. Spill, who is it?

Wilma: Um, it's... (Tails walks up)

Tails: Hey, Miley. Is that...?

Miley: Yep.

Tails: Heh. I'm immune, so I can do this! (Tails falls down, laughing)

Wilma: Not funny.

Tails: Then why am I laughing?

(Tails Cell Phone rings)

Tails: I better get this. Be right back. (Tails walks a short way off, and arguing was heard)

(Voltrex can be heard yelling)

Voltrex: TAILS!, GET DOWN TO THE DRAGOONWORKS ROBOTICS LAB STAT!

(Tails hangs up then turns to face the others)

Tails: Someone's in trouble and they need my help. Cya, Brains.

Miley: Don't call me that, Miles.

(Steph arrived)

Steph: Why'd you rush off, Wilma?

Wilma: Uh... (Wilma blushes)

(one of the Manhole covers on the street goes flying upward, smoke rises from the sewers, Tail's cellphone rings)

Tails: I really have to leave! (Tails heads down the manhole, yelling into his phone)

Steph: Ooookkkkk, he just walked into the sewers. Weird.

(something causes Tails to go flying back, its Voltrex, and he's....he's extra Crispy?)

Voltrex: Next time I say Stat, you move Stat

Steph: Oh no! A crispy sewer person!

Wilma: Steph...

Steph: Just joking.

Tails: What the hell happened?

Voltrex: Two Words: Activated Bomb

Tails: And how could I have helped?

Voltrex: there were five, deactivated four, just needed 2 more SECONDS!!

Tails: If there was only barely enough time, I would have barely been able to make it. Voltrex, why were you working with these explosives?

Voltrex: Ha!, you think I'd blow myself up? see its a simple story....

(scene switches to just a few moments ago)

Voltrex: now as you can see, the New Extreme Gear is at its Max

Wave: yeah, I bet! (accidentally pushes a button on an Extreme gear, causing it to go flying everywhere)

Storm: this ain't Good!

Jet: Not Again.....

(the rocket hits a tube holding five Bombs, the bombs then activate, but they are sucked into a tube)

Voltrex: Agh! don't just stand there!, Do Something!

Jet: well how are we supposed to stop them?!

Voltrex: push the big red button on them!

(Wave, Jet, Storm, and Voltrex each deactivate one, Voltrex does a dramatic jump for the last, when he's right about to get the last one, it Explodes)

Voltrex: (flying from the Explosion) Curse you Swallooooooooooooooooow!

Tails: How was I supposed to be able to stop that, if you had the Babylon Rouge there with you? You could have used a wrench, or had Jet use his fans!

Voltrex: Ha!, thats a good one Fox!, this is what would of happened, Roll Clip!

Jet: (using his fans, which causes the ember on the fuse to get to the bomb faster)

Voltrex: And then This!

Wave: (using her wrench, which caused the bomb to go off)

Voltrex: (the clips have ended) you know, Wave getting blasted like that wouldn't be so bad

Tails: I see. Well, you were boned already. Now, if you would excuse me, I have to go see my wife and kids. Bye guys. (Tails leaves)

Voltrex: (his eyes get big) Wait, Wife....Kids....? What the (explodes)!!!

(Meanwhile, Shisto is pacing in an unknown location, trying to think of a way to tell Steph how he feels.)

Shisto: I don't know.....

Shisto's Thoughts (F): You want me to tell her?

Shisto: You?! Haha, yeah, right.

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Hey! Who has a boyfriend here? Me. I can help you with this.

Shisto: True....

Shisto: So, what did you have in mind?

Shisto's Thoughts (F):I thought you'd never ask.

(Shima and Shisto start discussing on how Shisto can tell Steph how he feels about her.)

Shisto: Are you sure about this?

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Positive.

(Meanwhile...we can see Kotuumath hanging upside-down from a tree by his legs (for what reason, God only knows.)

Kotuumath: Hmm...

[Hunter walks past, then stops and walks infrount of Kotuumath. Then, he telekineticaly flips himself he's upsidedown and eye-to-eye with Kotuumath]

Hunter: What ya doing?

Kotuumath: *shrugs* I dunno.

(With Shahooter...)

Shahooter's thoughts: 'Where ARE those f***ing Trolls?'

(With Shisto...)

(Shisto's communicator beeps, and a hologram of Cyber comes up)

Cyber: Hey Shi-Who the heck are you?

Shisto: Can't you tell?

Cyber: (eyes get wide, then he starts laughing) Sh-Shima! (laughs) You're a...a...a.....

Shisto: A guy. Yeah, let's laugh at hte girl who turned into a boy. Hardee har har.

(meanwhile, DarkSpirit was watching throught a portal)

DarkSpirit: Idiot!

Cyber: (still laughing)

Shisto: (laughs)

Cyber: What are you laughing at?

Shisto: Well.....(he explains what happens if you laugh at someone going through the gender switch)

Cyber: Wha-wha-wa-WHAT?! You tricked me!

Shisto: Uh-huh! Good luck finding girl clothes, seeing as you live with two 11 year olds!

(pintor comes from the floor)

Pintor: and Tonic's female form is a lesbian!, good luck avoiding her!

Cyber: Well, good thing I live in the Cyber World! And...(tilts head) Who's Toxic? And who are you?

Pintor: I am the Nexus of Dragoon, Pintor, I am also a Creation Nexus, observe (his Paintbrush Staff materialixes, he paints a glass vase, that becomes real)

Cyber: Sweet! (looks at Shisto) You know I'll get you bacl for this?

Shisto: But remember, you live in the Cyber World! there's no way you can come out to my world!

Cyber: Did you forget the machine that my dad built? I can come out whenever I want!

Shisto: Oh.....crap.

Pintor: (whispering to Shisto) I can erase it (to Cyber) feel this! (paints very pink girly wings (that really work), and a dress on him, with matching Tiara, and pink Fairy wand)

Cyber: What the-

Shisto: (laughing)

Cyber: Grrr! I'm outta here! (His hologram disappears)

Shisto: Hehe....I'll be seeing him tomorrow, I'm sure of that!

(Meanwhile, in the Cyber World....)

(Cyber is pacing his room, worried about what will happen tomorrow.)

Cyber: Grr! That Shima...! She tricked me! I mean...HE tricked me! (sighs, and stops pacing) Might as well go buy some clothes....

(He leaves with some money to go buy women's clothes)

(Meanwhile, Kotuumath and Hunter part ways. Then...Kotuumath sees someone strangely familiar...)

Kotuumath: Huh? (hides behind bush to spy) Is that...?

(A beautiful female hedgehog with yellow fur is standing not too far from him.)

Kotuumath: *thinking* Tonic?! No, it can't be! Tonic's a guy! Unless...

(The hedgehog turns around.)

Tonicka: Why do I have the feeling that I'm being watched? (sniffs the air) *thinking* That smell! OMG! I recognize it! It's the dragon halfbreed! But...how strange...I don't feel any attraction...

Kotuumath: *thinking* OMG! I think Tonic's been turned into a girl!! (he runs off)

(A few seconds later...)

Kotuumath: That was close...oh man...girl Tonic...*pffft* Girl Tonic!! HAHAHAHAHA!! OMG!! That is the most ironic thing that could ever happen!! *laughing insanely*

(With Shisto...)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): You ready, Shisto?

Shisto: I-I guess so....

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Don't be so nervous! Everything's going to turn out fine.

Shisto: If you say so...

(Shisto heads to where Steph had gone, but someone suddenly tackles him ands hugs him)

Shisto: what the-Oh no! Not you again!

Candy: Shisto!

Shisto: (in a Chowder like way) I'm not your boyfriend!

Candy: Awww, but of course you're my boyfriend! Remember when you asked me out?

Shisto: What?! Woman, you crazy! Now..GET OFF OF ME!

(Shisto gets away from Candy. Candy pouts)

Candy: Hmph! He won't get away THAT easy!

[Candy then suddenly runs into a Rainbow-looking Rectangle.]

???'s telepathy to Shisto: 'Thought I'd help ya out...'

(Back with Miley, Wilma and Steph)

Miley: The guy wouldn't be Statyx, would it?

(Wilma blushes)

Steph: HAH! Thought so!

Wilma: Shut up, Steph.

Miley: He's a lot like Shadow in shape. Even I had hots for Shadow a while ago...

Wilma: Ooookkkk....

Miley: Hey, I can see why you like him. I mean, he's strong, kind, brave, chivalrous, he's got big bucks, and he's a romantic! I say go for it Wilma! I mean, what keeps you from throwing yourself at him!?

Steph: He's taken.

Miley: ........Oh. Now I see the problem.

Wilma: Exactly. Even so, I just don't know why this sort of thing always happens to me. I mean, Steph instantly finds her love, but with me the SoulTouch doesn't work.

Steph: It did for Will.

Wilma: Will. Not me.

Miley: Hey, it's still worth a shot.

Steph: Miley, are you suggesting that she try and steal Statyx from someone!?

Miley: What? Nooooo!! I'm just saying that she should try and hang out with him, and get to know him. If he ends up having feelings for you, then why shouldn't you reciprocate? Besides *nudges Wilma* I hear Ultimate Lifeforms are great in bed.

Wilma/Steph: *blushing furiously* MILEY!!!!!

(Rouge is seen flying overhead)

Rouge: She's got that right! (She flies off)

Steph: Ok, next time, make sure nobody is around BEFORE YOU SAY THAT!!!

(Miley's phone rings, its Spike, and Spike has Used a phone like three times before, not a good thing)

Spike: I know your "brother" was there time ago, Voltrex told the story, (he sounds strict) What happened to the Underground Robotics Lab?

Miley: Voltrex blew it up.

Spike: Voltrex is not that Idiotic

Miley: Something about showing the Babylon Rouges some Extreme Gear, then failing to deactivate some explosive.

Spike: Babylonians, they can never be- (hangs up by accident, he crushers the phone in his hand, causing it to explode for some reason, it can be seen from Mileys house)

Miley: Impressive.

Voltrex: (who has just now recovered from Exploding stands up) I'm up!, what did I miss?

Miley: Spike blew his phone up, and himself with it.

Voltrex: Spike used a phone?!, and that Explosion wouldn't even leave a scratch on him)

Miley: I know that. But still, he blew up a phone. *turns to Wilma* So, why don't you give it a shot? Worth a try.

Steph: Well I don't approve!

Miley: Maybe Shisto will be as good for you, I mean, he's an Ultimate Life Form as well!

Steph: *blushing* Uhh, er, that is to say.... W-we're talking abut Wilma's love-life, not mine!

Wilma: He's been in your dreams, hasn't he. No other guys, just him?

Steph: Yeah...

Miley: Ah. Wilma, go check on him. Talk to him for her. Right now, she's no no condition to talk to him. Steph, you need my help. I am a genius after all!

Steph: What!? No way!! Wilma may be willing to ask for help, but I don't want either of you getting involved in my love-life!! Why don't you focus on helping Wilma?

Wilma: She likes him. A LOT! Look at that blush!

Steph: Shut up, Wilma, I do not! Besides, even if I do have a crush on Shisto, you have a crush on Statyx!!

Wilma: I'm outta here. I've got a Troll to find.

Miley: Why? The curse is gonna be over soon, so I say you should go and make your move. It's not healthy for a girl to do nothing but worry and work. You should try and enjoy yourself. *grabs Steph's arm* We'll go after that troll.

Wilma: Thanks, I'll think about it. I'm going back to the coffee shop, Vic'll probably want to me, knowing Vic.

Miley: Why? Don't waste your time on that player, when there's a real guy out there that you've got the hots for!

Steph: Miley, your becoming a little too eager about this. Have you been readng those romance stories online again?

Wilma: Actually, I'm going for a coffee. Cya. (Wilma leaves)


 * (Kagi: Wait what?)


 * (Lets just say she found out a troll created the Gender Switch curse, and she's going for revenge. It IS a female troll after all: Emily - FF)


 * (Kagi: Alright, now what?)

???: Hey, Miley, have you seen Will? He's been missing for nearly a week now! (Maddy leant on the fence) Who's your friend?

Steph: Gah! I, um, my name's Steph.

Maddy: You look familiar. Related to Stave?

Steph: I, uh, er, Stave who? I don't know anyone by that name.

Maddy: Ok. Miley, do you have any idea where Will's gone?

(Voltrex and Spike come out of the Sewers, Holding several (crispy) Extreme Gear)

Maddy: Well, that's a first.

Spike: (He uses Galactic Energy to have the Extreme Gear to Hover, he puts one in each Clawbot that Exits) These shall have a repair before used again

Voltrex: isn't that your niece?

Spike: she is the Daughter of one named Sonic, yes, she is.

(With Shisto....)

Shisto: Thanks!

(He continues to find Steph)

???: "No problem...Shisto.."

[It was Shahooter alright...considering a Chromatic Field was opened over Candy...]

Shahooter's telepathy to Shima: 'Somewhat your like a sister to me...'

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Aww! Thanks, Shahooter! You're a great friend! (to Shisto) Alrighty! Let's go find your girlfriend!

Shisto: She's not my girlfriend....

Shisto's Thoughts: Hey, you never know! She might be after you tell her how you feel!

Shahooter: (To Candy) "Goodbye.."

[Shahooter walks off in the opposite direction of where Shisto is running..leaving Candy inside the Chromatic Field..]

Candy: HEY! You get back here! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

(She starts kicking at the field)

[The Field reflects her kicks back to her.]

Shahooter: [Coldly and Teasingly] "Who said your my boss?"

Candy: GRRRR! Hmph!

(She sits down angrily and crosses her arms, and pouts)

(Meanwhile)

Spazz:*listening to Come Into My Life~by Rick James* And when your push comes to show and it's mean you want to---*remembers Shisto and takes off headphones* Wait a minute Shisto Shima, Shisto, Shima. Aha aha hahahahahahaha! How could it have take me this long to realize. Shisto isn't related to Shima he is Shima! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Though I wonder how that happened all well. *continues listening to song*

(Back to Shahooter and Candy...)

Shahooter: "However, I'll leave you with the OTHER person I trapped.."

[Candy was separated from a Red Fox inside, his clothing was navy in color, kind of like Shahooter's..]

(Basically this is his Sol Counterpart.)

(Candy looks at the red fox and smiles.)

Candy: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

[The Fox starts to blush.]

???: "My names Dasher......Dasher the Fox..."

Candy: Dasher, huh....? Well, it suits you perfectly. You are very dashing.

Dasher [Playfully]: "Awww cut it out..."

[Shahooter was in Camouflage Clothing watching them, however, why IS HE wearing Camouflage in the bushes when he's entirely stealthed by Magic? Well the answer is his lack of Common Sense...]

Shahooter's thoughts: 'Oh boy this cannot be good...

Candy: I'm serious!

(She walks over to Dasher and sits by him.)

[Dasher starts to blush even more.]

Dasher: "And your name is?"

Shahooter's thoughts: 'G'luck Dasher...'

Candy: (giggles) My name's Candy.

(It's alright.)

Dasher: "Well you seem to be sweet as Candy..."

Candy: Awww! Thanks! (leans in closer towards Dasher)

Dasher: "Umm..what are you doing?"

(Dasher usually makes almost everyone angry, that's why Shahooter placed him in the Chromatic Field in the first place..)

Candy: just wanting to thank you for the compliment!

(She leans in to kiss hiim, but Dasher backs away)

Dasher: "I think it's starting to get a little too fast..."

Candy: (pouting) But...But I don't think it is!

[A Chromatic Field opens in between them...a clap from Gloves is heard.]

Shahooter [coldly, charis-like]: "Oh yes...well-played...well-played at all..oh and that is your prize..separation from him..."

Candy: (remembers who the voice belongs to) You! You're that owl-guy! Grr!

[Shahooter grins.]

Shahooter: "This is revenge for chasing people around even though when they don't feel the same...."

[Dasher slowly slides to the direction opposite of Candy, he starts to become a bit scared...]

Candy: Grrr! Wait until I get out of here! I'll get my boyfriend to come after you! You'll pay for this!

(Meanwhile)

Spazz:*Listenng to Drop it Low by Ester Dean ft. Chris Brown* This for floss b*tches, the money making b*tches--Wait a sec I really just*cluches throat* what's happening to my voice?!!!*He gets a tingling sensation in his chest and passes out*

(Back to Candy, Dasher, and Shahooter.)

[Dasher backs away more, obviously more and more afraid of Candy, Shahooter somewhat assists him by opening his side of the Chromatic Field.]

Shahooter: "How would he feel if he found that I have a remote Video Card of his own girlfriend cheating on him?"

(Meanwhile with Shisto...)

(Shisto is still on his way to find Stph, but he suddenly runs across a orange female hedgehog. She's unconcious...and naked)

Shisto: (goes red, then looks around for anyone that help him. Finally, he walks up to the girl and shakes her shoulder gently) He-Hey! Wake up!

Lizz:Huh? WHo..who are you and why am I naked?!*Covers her body to the best of her abilties.*

(Shisto turns his head so he doesn't look at her, his muzzle is bright red)

Shisto: I-I'm Shisto...And why you're naked....I don't know....Wait! (turns to Liz, but focuses on her face) Youre...You're Spazz!

Lizz(Thoughts):Oh crap!

Lizz:That's right the last thing I remember is realizing that you were Shima. THen I started laughing at you and a little while later*points to breasts* this!

Shisto: (looks away when Liz points to her breasts) You laughed at me?! Why you...! (takes a deep breath) Well, you may have laughed at me, but I should help you get some clothes...C'mon! I hope you can run fast, or every guy will be looking at you.

Lizz:That's not entirely bad

Lizz(Thoughts):WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?!!!!!!!!!

Shisto: (looks at Liz in the face) I know it'd bother me. (He stands up) Let's go. You'll probably catch a cold if you stay out here without clothes.

Lizz:Okay...and sorry for laughing. Thank you *Gets up and follows him*

Lizz(Thoughts):This is so crrepy.It's like the girl is taking me over. ''You got that right! Who said that It was me.I'm Lizz's thoughts so I guess were roomates. Bro! ''Oh great!

(Shisto and Liz arrive at Shadow and Shima's house, since his female clothes are still there)

Shisto: Okay, um....We need to sneak in, so Shadow doesn't hear us...if he's home. Sadly, you'll have to wear my girl clothes, if you don't mind at all.

Lizz:No I'm used to beign in girl's pants

Lizz(Thoughts):''That's disgusting Spazz why would make me say that?! What it was funny!No it wasn't!''

Lizz:*Blushes* I didn't mean that*hits head* Thank you very much

Shisto: (snickers) 'S okay.

(They sneak into the house by jimmying the lock, and luckily, Shadow isn't home. Shisto leads Liz up to his old room.)

Shisto: Here we are! (looks around) I miss this place...

Shisto's Thoughts (F): You and me both...

(Shisto opens his dresser and pulls out a air of his black and red pants and one of his old shirts) (You know, the ones Shima wore)

Shisto: Here. (he gives them to Liz, then looks around) I'll, uh...I'll let you get dressed. (he walks out)

Lizz:Wow he's nice*sigh* and kinda--

Lizz(Thoughts):Finish that sentence and your turning into a lesbian! Fine fine don't have to be so dramatic

Lizz:*Gets dressed*Ah much better

Lizz(thoughts):Not really.SPAZZ!!!!

Lizz:*exits room* Thanks!! If there is anything I can help you with I will.

(Shisto's face brightens up)

Shisto: Actually, there is! You see, there's this girl....

Lizz:Say no more! Trust me hook-up is my middle name!

Lizz(Thoughts):How would you even know your middle name?!You just came up with a first name like to seconds ago! Gosh being with you makes me wish I was a fetus with my twin sister!Well I am your twin sister too!Huh! FML

(Back to Candy, Dasher, and Shahooter.)

Shahooter: "I'd like to see you try and burst out of the field, oh..and looks like Dasher's a little scared of ye..."

[Shahooter lets out a Cold grin.]

(Somewhat, Shahooter LOVES revenge.)

Candy: Grrr...(to Dasher) you don't need to be afraid of me!

Dasher: "It's just...that you went a little too fast.."

Shahooter: [Without Feeling] "Goodbye."

[Shahooter snaps his fingers and fog comes in, Shahooter then later fades away into the fog..However with the concentration being too far, his part of the Chromatic Field shatters, leaving Candy and Dasher into the larger Chromatic Field that's being projected from the Wyrd.]

Candy: (looks over at Dasher) Why don't you come and keep a lady company? I promise I won't do anything.

Dasher: "Cross your heart?"

Candy: Cross my heart! (she crosses her heart) There.

[Dasher nods and scoots closer.]

Candy: Awww, c'mon! You can get closer than that!

(Meanwhile with Shisto and Liz)

Shisto: It' a girl named Steph. I kind of made the mistake of not telling her how I feel about her, and something happened....Can you tell her to meet me by the lake in the forest? I'm a little nervous of telling her myself...

Lizz:Is she ho..I..mean what does she look like?

Lizz(Thoughts):SPAZZ!!Cut it out!Ah I take it back it's gonna be a fun week for me.

Shisto: You mean is she hot? Well....(he blushes when he thinks about Steph) Yeah, she is. (he discribes what she looks like and where she's at)

Lizz:Sounds pretty...nice, nice!! I'll just go and try to find her now!!

Lizz(Thoughts):KEEP IT UP SPAZZ AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!!Hehe it's called an-ger man-age-ment "sis"

Shisto: Thanks! Thanks a lot! Oh, and here-(he hands her a small bundle of money)-you can use it to buy yourself some clothes.

(So, Shisto and Liz separate, Shisto heading towards the lake andLiz heading towards Miley's house)

Shisto: (thinking) I hope she can come....)

(Back with Candy and Dasher)

[Dasher scoots a lot more closer.]

Dasher: "Is that fine?"

Candy: (pats the ground next to her) Right here.

[Dasher slowly scoots to the spot.]

(meanwhile)

Voltrex: What did you expect?, Spike's barely used a phone before!

(Spike walks by, he looks at the man hole, he grabs it with one arm, and tosses it behind him, it flys farther than the eye can see, Spike then jumps down into the sewer)

[Shahooter was running by, he does a frontflip over the manhole.]

Voltrex: (his jet boots activate, he flys into the sewer, with a strange laugh) Hahahaha!

[Hunter was watching them enter the sewer]

Hunter: What is it with these people and sewers? *shrugs and walks up to the manhole, then looks down into it* Hello?!

(a Clawbot exits the Sewer)

Clawbot: Yes Hunt-er?

Hunter: *jumps back in surprise* How do you know my name?! *everyone seem too... thats kinda weird...*

Clawbot: I am Prog-ramed with your File

Hunter: *raises an eyebrow* I have a file?

Clawbot: All Be-ings have a File

Hunter: Ok..... How did they get a file on me?.... Haven't been on this plane of existence for long....


 * (Hunter- gota go soon...)

Clawbot: That is Top Se-cret

Hunter: Of corse it is.... Anyway, back to my original question, what's with everyone going into the sewers?

Clawbot: Robot-ics Lab's are Creat-ed Un-der-ground, this one has had a mal-func-tion

Hunter: Ok, then... *starts to walk off, but stops and turns around. he then opens his mouth like he's about to say something, but then stops himself and shakes his head.*


 * (Ryu-Okay, I want either Shahooter or Statyx for this part!)

(Meanwhile, Shahooter is walking by an abandoned factory when he sees something dart past one of the windows...so he goes inside.)

Shahooter: "Someone there?"

[Shahooter raises his eyebrows, he raises his Kasrkin Assault Rifle, he sets it on stun just in case..]

(SFX: Bang!)

[Shahooter jumps.]

Shahooter: "Who was that?"

???: Get out of here!!

Shahooter: "Why? I'm not doing you any harm..."

???: Just get out!!

Shahooter: "Why?"

???: Because!!

Shahooter: "Because..?"

???: Because I'll kill you if you don't!!

Shahooter: "Killing me will give you worse Problems..."

???: Oh yeah?! How?!

(Meanwhile, The Trolls were restless)

Larry: Come on, we need to go kill some recolors and crap-ass edits and get back Toxic, Tonic and Bolt!

Solar: RECOLORS!!! I'LL KILL 'EM! (Solar pulls out his chaingun and starts filling the air with bullets. Most of the trolls shielded, except Frost. He froze the bullets that came near him.)

Mac: We shall wait.

Dickmar: Screw you, Mac! We want to get outta here!

Emily: Yeah!

Slalom: We're bored!

Topaz: All of you, shut up! Mac is trying his best!

Larry: Oh yeah? (Larry punches Topaz. Topaz fights back and soon a brawl starts)

???: ENOUGH!!! (All the trolls look at the new arrival)

Mac: My lord! (He bows. Rageik smirks)

Rageik: Mac, you have failed to capture or kill ANY recolors or SEGA characters for our project?

Mac: Well, sir, you see...

Larry: Toxic, Tonic and Bolt are missing.

Rageik: WHAT?!? INCOMPETENCE!!!

(Meanwhile Lizz is in the city trying to keep in mind the goal she promised to help Shisto with)

Lizz:Okay so I have to go to that girls house to find this Steph girl


 * Walks past a music store as she hears Bad Romance by Lady Gaga*

Lizz:I love this song *begins to break dance in the middle of the sidewalk. Looks like she's sidetracked*

(Meanwhile with Candy and Dasher)

Candy: See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

Dasher: "No it wasn't.."

(With Shisto...)

(Shisto is nervously pacing back and forth in front of the lake. He looks at a watch that has randomly popped up from nowhere)

Part 13
(Back in the abandoned factory with Shahooter and the mystery female...)

???: Look, just get lost, okay?! I don't want any company now!!

Shahooter: "The reason killing me will give the Kasrkins an opertunity to hunt you down until your deceased...I want to know what is wrong.."

[Shahooter flashes his Kasrkin Flashlight on her. He is somewhat surprised to see that she looks familiar!]

Shahooter: "What in the Fff...Kotuumath? You've been hit by the Gender Switch?"

Kotuumath (female): Yes...(hides face)

Shahooter: "You've only got a week of this...

Kotuumath (female): A week?! But...but what if the trolls see me?! The one I laughed at was female Tonic!!

(Back with Lizz, she finally finishes dancing)

Lizz: Oh man! I gotta hurry up and get there! *Heads towards Miley's house* I hope they'll be there. I owe Shisto this.

(Back to Shahooter and Kotuumath)

Shahooter: "I can use MagiCourse Separation, but you'll need to give me time to prepare..."

Kotuumath (female): Okay...

(Wilma arrieved by the little coffee shop so loved by everyone. She bought herself a coffee and sat at her favorite booth. Wilma then notices Statyx walking by. Statyx, on the other hand, doesn't notice Wilma. She sighs, then starts thinking about the advice Miley gave her. Wilma disappears into her thoughts, not noticing the blue phoenix slide into the booth with her)

Fou: Hey Wilma?

Wilma: Oh, hey Fou. Getting used to those ice powers yet?

Fou: Yeah actually. It's really different from my fire powers, but I'm getting the hang of it. So, what's up with you?

[A Chimera drives by, it's playing 'Blitzkrieg Bop']

???: "HEY, HO! LET'S GO!"

(Imperial Gaurds love Music. XD)

Wilma: Oh, nothing. I just have something on my mind, that's all. Heh, he'd never even notice me.

Fou: What makes you say that?

Wilma: Oh, just a feeling.

Fou: Well, you never know until you try. It's better to try your best and fail, rather than not trying at all, and asking "what if?" for the rest of your life.

Wilma: You know who I'm talking about, don't you? And why I can't?

Fou: Nope, not a clue. But Statyx always says to try and give something your best shot, no matter what the odds. If you do that, than you can be proud of yourself, no matter what the outcome is.

[Shahooter was walking by, tossing a band of Mobium Dollars in his hands.]

Shahooter: "Hey Fou, what's happened to you? You seem..Blue.."

Fou: *pouts* It was that stupid Gender Switch spell! It messed with my phoenix powers, and I came out like this!

???: thats the problem with the Gender Switch (in the booth next to them, is an Orange amy, wearing a purple dress)

Wilma: Well, I'm not really going to mention his name right now, but what do you know of the Gender Switch?

???: Gender Switch? I know a fair bit on it's background!

Shahooter: "So your a blue phoenix, and Puppetrina, what are you doin' here?"


 * (Kagi: Fou never mentioned his powers KP. Can Shahooter laugh at him, so Fou would be justified in freezing him?)


 * Puppetrina: what does it look like, this is one of the only places I can get away from those annoying trolls, even though I am one

(That might set the Greatstaff's Powers Loose &gt;_&lt;')


 * (Kagi: Oh. Okay then. Nevermind.)

Puppetrina:besides, I'm waiting fot Toxic to revert back to normal, it's getting a little boring not having him Commit Suicide

(Tails was sitting in a booth, calmly eating cake and drinking coffee)

Wilma: Tails, what are you doing here?

Tails: Cream asked me to get some books for the kids. I'm waiting for the good bookstore to open. I take it you want the background on the switch?


 * (I found this out from watching Vic's flashes - FF)

Wilma: Ok, let's hear it.

Tails: Well, Vic got possessed by the Evil Danny Phantom, who turned out to be a woman and turned him into a chick. She then went around as a girl, until she left him and turned into Emily, while his female half separated and became Victoria. He then got the ability to turn anyone who laughs at him into a woman. There, all I know.

Puppetrina: you've got it correct

Shahooter: "Luckily, Magic helps me.."

Wilma: And how does that help me in my conundrum with...(Wilma walks over to Tails, and whispers the name of the guy she liked into his ear)

Tails: I don't think it does...sorry!

Shahooter: "Owww..Shot down.."

Wilma: Shut up, Shahooter. You can't help, nobody can. He's taken by a princess for crying out loud...ooops! (Wilma covers her mouth and blushes)

Puppetrina: should I use my powers for this?

Shahooter: "Who said your my Force Commander, your like a little sister even though your older."

[Shahooter starts to sputter and laugh.]

(Wilma shoots Shahooter a furious glare, then turns to Puppetrina)

Wilma: I'm trained to resist any form of puppetry performed upon my body by using Chaos Energy down the path of least resistance. You wouldn't be able to get a grip on me.

Fou: ....So?

Shahooter: "That means Mission Failure."

Wilma: (To Fou) Were you even listening to what I just said? I mentioned who I like, and you STILL don't know? (to Shahooter) Mission failure? What mission? Am I missing something?

Wilma's thoughts: Well, you're missing the fact that Statyx is awesome, hot, handsome, powerful, funny and the perfect guy in all ways...

Wilma: Wait, who asked you? (Realised she was talking aloud) Oh...hehehe.

Fou: Just because he's "taken by a princess", doesn't mean you shouldn't give up just like that.

Shahooter: "And I'm not loaning you Basilisks to do it!"

Wilma: Sorry bout that guys, I don't take so much stress very well, and I talk to myself. Now, Fou, I can't offer anything the princess can't expect species. Shahooter, I have my own vehiclar transport, I don't need a Basilisk.

Shahooter: "Good, I don't want to start a Full Scale War.."

Wilma: ooookkkk... But seriously, I don't look as good as that princess. I don't have wealth, or land, or tonnes of clothes, or an army, or anything like that. We're both pyrokinetics. We both have fears of heights. The only thing I have she doesn't is the Sharingan Eye, and that's no good to him anyway, that's mostly for my kids. (Wilma sighs) Fou, I have no hope. Even Amy had more hope with Sonic than I have with this guy.

Fou: So? Everyone has something to offer.

Shahooter: (To Fou) "Oh you don't mean.."

Fou: Mean what? I was talking about the fact that everyone has good points, as well as bad points.

Shahooter: "Nevermind, forget I said anything."

Wilma: Fou, face it. You're one of the most powerful beings on Mobius. He's the Ultimate Guardian, Commander Towers' 'pet'. I'm a nobody. GUN loves him. Women adore him. I'm only known for my music, nothing else. But seriously, you're a little kid. I should be asking Amy or Rouge for help.

Fou: Well with that attitude, there's no way you'll even have a chance.

Wilma (Will): Ignore her, Fou. She's a little depressed that she's falling for...want me to tell you who?

Wilma: You wouldn't dare.

Wilma:(Will): One more day, and I'm free again, 'sis'.

[Shahooter starts to sputter and laugh.]

Fou: *shakes head* Nope. I may be a gossip, but that's her business, not mine. Besides, if I wanted to know, believe me, I'd already know.

Wilma (Will): You know the guy, alright. He's a close friend of yours.

Wilma: That's IT! You're getting forced back down! (Wilma closes here eyes and then opens them again) Sheesh, he won't shut up now.

Fou: *shrugs* I wouldn't know.

(Steph walks in)

Steph: Hey, Wilma. Found the courage to ask Statyx out yet?


 * (Kagi, Shima, you have control of this RP and my characters for the next 2 weeks, I might appear every-so-often, but I'm trusting you two - FF)

Puppetrina: if you mean thinking theres no hope for Her with him, then yes

[Shahooter's still laughing hysterically.]


 * (Shima: Okay, Flash!)

Fou: *watching a butterfly flutter about* I'm sorry what was that?

Puppetrina: (facepalms)

Fou: Well, whoever the guy is, I really thinkyou should give it a shot. Even if it's a miserable failure, it's better than never knowing what could have been. Oh and Shahooter?

Shahooter: "Y-Yeah?"

[Shahooter wipes a tear from his laughter.]

Fou: *blasts Shahooter with ice, turning Shahooter into a frozen statue* It's not nice to laugh at someone's emotional turmoil! *looks at Wilma* Well, I have to go now. I hope that you give it a shot, whoever the guy is. *Fou jumps out of his booth and runs off*

[The Greatstaff reacts to the Frozen stature, causing a huge Chemical Reaction (Explosion)]

(Meanwhile, J is seen walking around Ultimate City, minding his own business.)

J: Heh. I wonder where are the others at. I just sensed a lot of commotion lately, but their voices are'nt the same as before... [still walking through the streets of Ultimate City]

(J is about to head back home after some grocery with a brown bag in his hand)

J: [arrives at his home and drops his groceries inside the kitchen, then heads back out] I may not be errand-boy, but this brown bag sure comes in handy! [breathes in and out using his brown bag] Hey, this is ideal for me to relieve stress! [walks out of his hosue to find his friends]
 * (JMB- I'm kinda wondering how will J react to his friends in their gender counterparts.)
 * (meanwhile at the coffee shop)
 * Puppetrina: here we go again

J: I wonder what everybody else is doin'. I gotta find out! [runs to find his friends with a bag in his hand]

(J sees Ryu, not realizing that Ryu is a "boy")

J: [sees Ryu (unaware that "he" is a boy] Yo, Ryu!

Rory: J-J-J?! ACK!!
 * (JMB-I hope I'm not the only user who's doing all the RPing. I want to see J's female form (that is, if he tries not to laugh, which fails ultimately)!)


 * (Kagi: Eh, we're waiting for Flash to get back.)

[Shahooter's screaming is heard in the distance.]

Shahooter: [Faint] "Aaaaaaaaaaaa."

J: Ryu!? You look like a guy! [starts to laugh, but breathes in and out by using his "stress bag"] Whew! that was close! [hears Shahooter] Whoa. Sahooter's in danger! C'mon... uhhh.... yes, Ryu, except a little "guy"ish.

Rory: Call me Rory....I guess...

J: Okay, "Rory". Let's find out what's going on with Shahooter.

(So J and Rory head over to Shahooter's faint scream)

J: [sees Shahooter (?)] Yo, Shahoote-- WHOA! You're pink!! [starts to laugh again, but breathes in and out frantically with his "stress bag" again]

[Shahooter punches J in the face Violently.]

Shahooter: "Because Fou's Cyrophoenix powers tempered with the Greatstaff, dumb***!"

Rory: YIKES!! Chill out, Shahooter!!

J: [groans as he is punched in the face] I had that one coming...

Shahooter: "I hate this damned color."

Rory: LOL imagine if you said that to Amy or Candy!

J: [groans as he gets up, dizzily] First, I saw Ryu who looks like a guy, then I saw Shahooter in she-version... what's next? Trolls that come in here with poor fashion in women's clothing??

[Shahooter punches J in the face again.]

Shahooter: "I'm not a She..."

[Shahooter's right..his appearance is all-pink.]

Shahooter: "And Megan, I wouldn't start.."

J: [resumes breathing in and out using his "stress bag" as he tries not to laugh]

[Shahooter gives J an Icy Stare, making him stop laughing from Fear.]

J: [feels something] Hm? [tries to laugh, but does'nt work] YES! Thanks, Shahooter!


 * (Guess who's back!!! - FF)

Wilma: Hmmm, oh, yeah. Fou's right. I need to talk to Statyx. Oh, hey J.


 * (Kagi: Glad to see you're back Flash!)

J: Hey Wil-- [sees WIll in his female form] Uhhh.... lemme guess... you're a girl, right? [thinking] At least I did'nt laugh!

(Meanwhile, Statyx is walking along the sidewalk, thinking...)

Statyx: *sighs* Man, it stinks that Blaze had to go back to the Sol Dimension to take care of her royal duties. *looks up to the sky* I miss Blaze...


 * (Kagi: Just thought I'd set it up ^_^)


 * (Shima: Welcome back, Flash!)

(Wilma leaves the coffee shop, seeing Statyx. She starts to walk over, but turns and runs off instead)

Wilma: I can't do it!

Statyx: Huh? *turns around and sees Wilma* Hey Wilma!

(Wilma turns and blushes when she sees Statyx)

Wilma: Oh, hey Statyx...

Statyx: Uhh, hey Wilma. *blushes a little bit* I uhh, never thanked you for this... *holds up his bandaged hand*

Wilma: Oh...well... it was nothing. I mean...um..well...you see...

Statyx: *smiles* No really, thank you.

Wilma: I'm just glad I could help a handsome man like you... (Wilma slaps her hand over her mouth when she realizes what she said)

Statyx: *blushes, though still smiling* Why thank you.

Wilma: Don't mention it...

Statyx: Soooooo, how are you holding up?

Wilma: Really well. I've been struggling over a few things, but I think I can control them...I hope at least.

Statyx: Well, if you ever have any troubles, I could try to help you out if you want.

Wilma: Really? Well, there is one thing...but I can't say...

Statyx: Well? What is it?

(Wilma moved around nervously)

Wilma: Well, would you want to go see a movie or something with me...if you don, i mean, it'll be fine... but you know...


 * (Like me, she gets tounge-tied when talking to someone she likes - FF)

Statyx: Oh, well... Blaze is'' in another dimension right now. What harm could one date do?'' ....*shrugs* Sure, why not?

(A smile splits across Wilma's face)

Wilma: Awesome! Um, what time's good with you? Man, I split in about 12 hours, and I feel weird...

Statyx: *shrugs* 5 or 6?

Wilma: Sweet. Well, see you then... (Wilma turns and grabs her phone) Steph, Miley, this is Wilma. I'm going on a date with Statyx, but I think I've got nothing to wear. Help please! (Wilma runs off, talking on her phone)

Statyx: Huh. *shrugs* Well, I better go find a way to eat up time until the date. *walks off*

(Meanwhile, with Steph)

Steph: I wonder where Shisto is. I just want to give him a big hug and a treat for being so...awesome. I had to look everywhere to find this cologne.

(Meanwhile, Shisto is still waiting)

J: [walks] Man, I need to lay off watching a 16-hour horror movie marathon! [sees Shima (?)] Hey Shima! Nice hairdo!

(Obviously, J does'nt realize that he's talking to the male counterpart of Shima. Out of surpirise, Shisto tenses up)

Shisto's Thoughts (F): Oh crap!


 * (Shima: So he doesn't notice that Shisto's not wearing a shirt?)

Shisto's Thoughts (M): Do something!

Shima/Shisto: Um, hey, J.

J: Whoa! I did'nt know you had a manly voice, Shim-- wait, so does Ryu, or Rory, I guess. I wish I could laugh, but I think its quite obviously the reason Shahooter prevented me from laughing.

Shisto: Well, lucky you! The name's Shisto now.

J: Okay then, "Shisto". So if you were a man, then if I laugh, I'd end up like a... [gulps, in a high-pitched voice] girl. [shrugs] I must not laugh! I'm manly enough as long as I don't want to end up.... [whisper voice] like a girl.

[Hunter walks by]

Hunter: *playing a harmonica*

J: Yo, Hunter! Any idea what happened with the others, like Kotuumath, Hali, even Statyx?

Shisto: Actually, Hali should be at her house right now. (glares at J) And I swear, you tell her what happned, I WILL make sure you turn into a girl!

J: [nervously chuckles, but abruptly stops] Crap! I'm starting to laugh! [puffs in and out with his stress bag] I won't tell Hali on you, Shisto!

Shisto: Good.

J: Catch ya later, Shim-- errr I mean, Shisto! i gotta go for some racing! [runs off]

Shisto: (sighs) (thinking) Lizz...What the heck is taking you so long?!)


 * (Hunter- sry school computer took a dump on me)

[Hunter walks off leaving Shisto alone]

Hunter: (telepathically) Bye Shisto...

Shisto: Huh? (looks to where Hunter left) See ya, Hunter..

Hunter: What, did you want me to stay?

J: [thinking] ''I wonder how "Shisto" got a brand new hairdo of his. It looked awesome!'' [stops for a moment and he puffs up his chest] I'm a man! I will... [gasps for breath] not be able to hold my breath that long... I'm headin' home... [gets a thought] D'oh! i forgot that my Desert Hawk is still in the Auto Repair shop for its maitenance, so... I guess there won't be racing for me today... I wonder what Hali's up to. [resumes walking]

[Shahooter rolls his eyes. The Greatstaff forms back into his hands, repaired, his original colors come back.]

Shahooter: "Say nothin'..."

J: [stops for a brief moment and breathes in and out with his stress bag] Whew. It's a crazy world out there. Just gotta try not to laugh like crazy. [resumes walking]

(Steph wanders past J, looking for Shisto. She ignores J)

J: [suddenly senses someone] Huh? [looks back to see Steph] Eh. Must be new in Ultimate City... [resumes walking to find Hali]

(Steph continues to look for Shisto, while Wilma raced towards Miley's house...Not knowing that Maddy's there...)