Talk:Arashi the Hedgehog

Part 1
[In the Wind Clan village...]

Banshee: Interesting place...

[A female, light gray-furred hedgehog is busy training.]

Banshee: *notices the hedgehog*

[She doesn't notice him...]

Banshee: *thinking* Who is she?

''[The female hedgehog continues to train, not noticing Banshee. Someone else, however, does notice Banshee.]''

???: ........ [eyes narrow]

Banshee: *notices ???* Who are you?

???: Who are you??

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

???: Okay, Banshee, why are you ogling my sister?!

Banshee: ... What?

???: [Points at the female hedgehog] Her!! You were staring at her!!

Banshee: Has anyone told you that you're, oh, I don't know... OVERPROTECTIVE???!!!!

[The female hedgehog hears the yell and turns around.]

??? 2: Huh?

Banshee: *walks off*

???: Hmph.

??? 2: Uhhh....

(Meanwhile, with the trolls...)

Toxic: [Asleep] *snoring*

Random troll: Toxic, wake up.

Toxic: What...?

Random troll: Banshee's at the Wind Clan's village.

Toxic: So?

Random troll: We have the opportunity to invade them.

Toxic: Really?

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: [Gets up, stretches and yawns] And what are the chances that ALL of the soldiers, Summoners and battle mages will be preoccupied with Banshee, hmm?

Random troll: They already hate his guts.

Toxic: [Raises eyebrow] Really?

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: Hmm. Wonder why.

(Meanwhile...)

Banshee: *screams in frustration* WHY DO I ALWAYS MESS EVERYTHING UP???!!!!

[Back in the village...]

Arashi: Who was that?

Ookaze: Said his name was Banshee. He was staring at you.

Arashi: *blushes hard*

(Back with Banshee...)

Banshee: It happens just about every time: Some guy likes a girl, and her brother or someone else related barges in like an @$$hole and basically says, "Get lost, punk!" *sighs*

[With the Trolls, they approach the village...]

Random troll: *scans the village for Banshee* He's no longer here.

Toxic: Huh.

Banshee: *appears behind the random troll and stabs him* I am now. *looks at Toxic* Did you miss me?

Toxic: Gee, what'd you do to get the whole Wind Clan pissed off at you?

Banshee: That's none of your concern. *stabs Toxic*

Toxic: GACK!! *dies*

Banshee: And the lesson for today is: Don't join the trolls, or else you'll die like those @$$holes I just killed.

[Arashi happens to see Banshee...]

Arashi: !!

Banshee: *leaves*

Arashi: ......

(Later...)

Arashi: [Sitting down] ........

Banshee: *appears behind Arashi* Hey.

Arashi: WAH!! [practically falls over]

Banshee: *telekinetically stops Arashi from falling* Sorry.

Arashi: Uhhhh....i-it's okay....

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

Arashi: I'm Arashi...

Banshee: Nice to meet you.

Arashi: Same...

Ookaze: [Watching them] ......

Banshee: *senses Ookaze* What now?

Ookaze: Just making sure you're not going to pull any funny business...

Banshee: ...... What?

Ookaze: *sigh* Like trying to grope her or kiss her.

Arashi: I can take care of myself, brother. If he's going to try anything like that, I'll deal with him.

Ookaze: ...very well. [leaves]

Banshee: *face palms*

Arashi: ...?

Banshee: *gets up and leaves*

Arashi: Uhh...*thinking* I probably shouldn't have said what I said earlier... ><"

Banshee: *sighs*

Arashi: ...........

(At Banshee's house...)

Banshee: *sits down on the couch and turns on the TV*

[Back at the Wind Clan village...]

Arashi: ........

(Meanwhile...)

Random troll: Any suggestions, Toxic?

Toxic: Meh. Let's bomb his house.

Random troll: Okay.

[So the Trolls aim a bunch of nukes at Banshee's house.]

Banshee: *senses the nukes* Go ahead and nuke me! I'll be back! I'll always be back!

Toxic: That'd make you a Troll, then! [releases the nukes]

[The nukes fly towards Banshee's house...]

Banshee: *looks at his watch and yawns*

[The nukes hit his house.]

{SFX: *kaboom*}

(Banshee is supposedly vaporized by the blasts...)

Toxic: Hehehe....

Banshee: *appears behind Toxic* When I said, "I'll be back", it was a trick to make you think I would revive myself.

Toxic: Whu-

Banshee: *shoots Toxic in the shoulder*

Toxic: GAH!!

Banshee: *drags Toxic away*

Toxic: Guh...

Banshee: *chains Toxic's arms and legs to 2 separate cars as Banshee drives away, ripping Toxic in half*

[Meanwhile, with Arashi...]

Arashi: *sigh* I think that Banshee fellow's mad at me...

Banshee: *appears behind Arashi* I'm not.

Arashi: !!

Banshee: Sorry if I scared you.

Arashi: It's okay..

Banshee: ...

Arashi: ....What's wrong...?

Banshee: Nothing...

Arashi: Okay..

Banshee: ...

Arashi: ....Uhh....

Banshee: What?

Arashi: N-Nothing...you're just...being really quiet......are you sure nothing's wrong?

Banshee: Yeah, aside from the fact I've been lonely for most of my life.

Arashi: Ohh... :<

Banshee: You might as well blame the Trolls for everything.

Arashi: Trolls?

Banshee: They're the cause of my loneliness. They killed my whole entire family when I was younger.

Arashi: Th-That's horrible!! D:

Banshee: *nods*

Arashi: I'm so sorry... ;~;

Banshee: Thanks for your sympathies.

Arashi: You're welcome...but still, that's so horrible...

Banshee: I know...

Arashi: ...... [hugs him]

Banshee: ! *hugs Arashi back*

Arashi: [Still hugging]

Banshee: *still hugging her*

Arashi: [Lets go] Sorry...

Banshee: For what?

Arashi: I...I didn't know if that hug made you feel awkward or not...

Banshee: It didn't.

Arashi: Oh...that's good.

Banshee: ...

Arashi: Did I say something wrong...?

Banshee: No. I do that all the time for no reason.

Arashi: Ohh.

Banshee: Yep.

Arashi: Okay then.

Banshee: ...

Arashi: ....So....umm.......what do you want to do?

Banshee: *shrugs*

Arashi: Hrmmm...

Banshee: *scratches chin* Hmm...

Arashi: *thinking*

Banshee: *thinking* Hurm...

Arashi: *still thinking*

Banshee: *shrugs* I can't think of anything.

Arashi: Hmmm....wait! I have an idea!

Banshee: What?

Arashi: I'll ask my brother if we can go out on a date!

Banshee: Okay.

[Arashi leaves to go ask her brother.]

Arashi: Ookaze!

Ookaze: [Busy training with the bow] Huh?

Arashi: Can me and Banshee go out on a date?

Ookaze: [Gets surprised and misses his target] What?!

Arashi: C'mon, he's really a nice guy!

Ookaze: Well...[puts his bow away] I know you can take care of yourself...so alright.

Arashi: Yay! [hugs him] Thank you! [leaves]

Ookaze: Just...*sigh* Just be careful...

[Back with Banshee...]

Arashi: He said yes.

Banshee: Where do yo want to go?

Arashi: Uhhh.....I'm not sure...... ><"

Banshee: *face palms* Step 1 if you want to go on a date: Plan where you're going first.

Arashi: Sorry....

Banshee: It's okay.

Arashi: So, where do you think we should go?

Banshee: *shrugs*

Arashi: ...how about a restaurant?

Banshee: Which restaurant?

Arashi: ...I don't know. ><"

Banshee: Neither do I...

Arashi: Hrmmm...

Banshee: Hmm...

Arashi: I don't know any restaurants...

Banshee: *scratches chin* Hmmm...

Arashi: You don't know any either...?

Banshee: I'm thinking...

Arashi: Okay...

Banshee: *jots down some notes* List of fancy restaurants: Razz, Olive Garden and Ruby Tuesday

Arashi: Olive Garden?

Banshee: Yep.

Arashi: How about we go there?

Banshee: Okay.

Arashi: Okay. ^^

Part 2
[At Olive Garden...]

Banshee: *looking at his menu*

Arashi: [Looking at her menu]

Banshee: Hmm...

Arashi: It all looks so good...

Banshee: Mm-hm.

Arashi: I think I'll get the fettuccine...

Banshee: I think I'll get the spaghetti.

[The waiter arrives.]

Waiter: Hello, I'll be your waiter. Have you decided what you'd like to eat and drink?

Arashi: Yes, I'd like the fettuccine and a Sprite, please.

Banshee: Yeah, I'll get the spaghetti and a Coke, please.

Waiter: Excellent. I'll be right back with your order. [leaves]

''[Seven minutes later, the waiter returns with the food. He sets it on the table.]''

Waiter: Here you go.

Arashi: Thank you.

Banshee: Thank you.

Waiter: You're welcome. [leaves so they can enjoy their meal]

Arashi: [Starts eating] Mmmm... -w-

Banshee: *eats his spaghetti*

Arashi: This fettuccine is good! ^^

Banshee: Good to hear.

Arashi: How's your spaghetti?

Banshee: It tastes good.

Arashi: That's good. ^^

Banshee: =)

Arashi: ^^ [keeps eating]

Banshee: *continues eating*

[A bit later, after they finish their food...]

Banshee: That was delicious.

Arashi: Mmm-hmm... -w-

[She stretches and leans back.]

Banshee: *leans back*

Arashi: This was a really nice date, Banshee...

Banshee: I know.

Arashi: [Leans forward and gives him a kiss on the cheek] Thank you.

Banshee: You're welcome.

Arashi: ^///^

Banshee: =-)

Arashi: So, uhh....what should we do now?

Banshee: ... Wanna make out?

Arashi: *blushes hard* I-In the restaurant...?

Banshee: I meant once we leave.

Arashi: Oh...uhh...well, okay...

Banshee: You ready to leave?

Arashi: Yeah..

Banshee: Let's go, then.

Arashi: Okay.

''[They pay for their food, and then leave. Outside...]''

Arashi: So...u-uhh...

Banshee: What?

Arashi: I...umm...guess we're going to make out now...?

Banshee: Yeah.

Arashi: Uhhh...o-okay...

Banshee: *makes out with Arashi*

Arashi: Mmmmph! O///O

Banshee: ?

Arashi: *muffled* I-I'm sorry....I-I'm just not used t-to this...

Banshee: Oh.

Arashi: Y-Yeah...s-sorry....

Banshee: It's ok.

Arashi: Okay....uhh.....I-I guess we can keep going.

Banshee: *continues making out with Arashi*

Arashi: *blushing hard* Mmph...

Banshee: *wraps his arms around her and continues making out*

Arashi: [Shivering slightly]

Banshee: *stops* Why are you shivering?

Arashi: [Tries to stop shivering] S-Sorry...

Banshee: What's wrong?

Arashi: N-Nothing... *blushing*

Banshee: Are you sure?

Arashi: *shaky nod* Y-Yes.

Banshee: Okay, then. *kisses Arashi*

Arashi: *blushes*

[Suddenly...]

???: That's one sexy girl you got there, Banshee.

Banshee: *sighs* Why now?

[Toxic is standing there, smirking.]

Toxic: Sure, she'd look better with bigger tits and a nice round @$$, but she's still one hot b****.

Arashi: !!! [blushing very hard in embarrassment]

Banshee: She's hot enough, so why don't you just shut the f**k up??!!! *throws a knife directly into his throat*

Toxic: *gurgle* [falls over and dies]

Banshee: Won't he ever die?

Arashi: [Looking quite shocked at what just happened]

Banshee: I forgot to mention that I'm a Troll hunter.

Arashi: A...a Troll-hunter?

Banshee: Yep.

Arashi: O-Okay...

Banshee: ...

Arashi: Wait, s-so that was a Troll...?

Banshee: Yep. His name is Toxic. Professional troll. Most annoying out of all of them.

Arashi: Oh...

Banshee: Yep.

Arashi: Okay...

Banshee: *kisses Arashi on her lips*

Arashi: *blushes hard*

Banshee: *wraps his arms around Arashi and continues kissing her*

Arashi: [Wraps her arms around Banshee]

Banshee: I love you, Arashi.

Arashi: *blushes* I love you too...

Banshee: I love you more, though.

Arashi: Uhh...but what if I love you more?

Banshee: Can you prove it?

Arashi: Uhhh...how?

Banshee: Can you just prove that you love me more than I love you?

Arashi: Uhhh...[kisses Banshee on the lips]

Banshee: *kisses Arashi*

Arashi: *kisses him back*

Banshee: You proved your point. You love me more.

Arashi: ^///^

Banshee: =-)

Arashi: [Hugs him]

Banshee: *hugs Arashi*

Arashi: ^///^

Banshee: =-)

Arashi: So.....uhh....what should we do now...?

Banshee: *shrugs*

Arashi: Hmmm...

Banshee: *scratches chin* Hmm...

Arashi: *thinking* That kissing did feel nice...but should we do it again...?

Banshee: Hmm...

Arashi: [Also thinking]

Banshee: *thinking*

Arashi: [Still thinking] ..........

Banshee: Hmmm...... wanna do it again?

Arashi: *blushes hard* Uhh...o-okay...

Banshee: *makes out with Arashi*

Arashi: *blushing hard* Mmmph...

Banshee: *wraps his arms around her and continues making out*

Arashi: [Kissing him back now] *muffled moan*

Banshee: *muffled* I love you, Arashi.

Arashi: *muffled* I love you too...

Banshee: *muffled* But I love you more, though.

Arashi: *muffled* No, I do.

Banshee: *muffled* No, I do.

Arashi: *muffled* Mm-mm. I do. [wraps arms around him]

Banshee: *muffled* Mm-mm, I do.

Arashi: *muffled* I do. [starts Frenching him]

Banshee: *muffled* Fine. *Frenches Arashi*

Arashi: [Keeps Frenching him] ^///^

Banshee: *continues Frenching Arashi* =-)

Arashi: [Hugs him tighter, still Frenching]

Banshee: *pulls her close to him to deepen the kiss*

Arashi: [Muffled moan]

[Suddenly, a hand slaps her on the butt!]

Arashi: *muffled yelp* [Jumps forward]

[The perpetrator is a blue Jet recolor!]

???: That's a fine b**** you got there, friend. How about we "break her in"?

Banshee: *breaks the kiss and looks at ???* Chet, I presume?

Chet: How'd you guess? [puts his hand on Arashi's butt] So, how about it?

Arashi: Aaahh!! [cringes away]

Banshee: Forget about it... *pulls out a pistol and shoots Chet right in the head* SCORE!!!!

''[Chet is blown backwards, dead before he hits the ground. Arashi whimpers and clings to Banshee.]''

Banshee: *hugs Arashi* It's ok... it's ok.

Arashi: *eyes tearing up*

Banshee: *kisses Arashi* It's ok.

Arashi: [Blushes and rests her head against Banshee's chest]

Banshee: Don't worry.

Arashi: Y-You're not going to "break me in", right...?

Banshee: No. I don't even know what that means.

Arashi: Oh...

Banshee: *pulls Arashi close to him* Everything's ok.

Arashi: Thank you...

Banshee: You're welcome.

Arashi: What should we do now...?

Banshee: *shrugs*

Arashi: Ohh...

Banshee: What?

Arashi: I guess we don't have anything to do, then...

Banshee: Hmmm....

Arashi: [Sits down and thinks]

Banshee: *thinking*

Arashi: Hmmmm....

(Suddenly...)

Random womanizer: *pinches Arashi*

Arashi: Oww!!

Banshee: *punches the random womanizer straight in the gut*

Random womanizer: OOF!!!!

Arashi: [Watching in shock]

Banshee: *grabs the random womanizer and slams him into the wall* I swear I'll break your neck, you little bastard!

Arashi: O_O"

Banshee: *punches the random womanizer*

Arashi: O_O"

Banshee: *curb stomps the random womanizer*

Arashi: *flinches a bit*

Banshee: *leaves angrily*

Arashi: ..........

Banshee: *sighs*

Arashi: [Follows Banshee]

Banshee: ......

Arashi: B-Banshee...?

Banshee: What?

Arashi: Are you okay...?

Banshee: Yeah.

Arashi: Okay..

Banshee: Why?

Arashi: W-Well, you seemed really upset...

Banshee: I was.

Arashi: Oh...

Banshee: *kisses Arashi*

Arashi: *blushes deeply*

Banshee: *wraps his arms around Arashi and continues kissing her*

Arashi: *moans a bit*

Banshee: *muffled* I love you, Arashi.

Arashi: *muffled* I love you too...

Banshee: *muffled* I love you more, though.

Arashi: *muffled* No, I love you more.

Banshee: *muffled* No, I do.

Arashi: Mm-mm.

Banshee: Mm-hm.