Yin Yang

Remember that the following fanfic is just a parody.

Chapter 1: Request
It was a Saturday morning, and Silver was up before anyone else. He was on a dating site, trying to find someone who loves him. He sighs.

“Why does no one love me?” He asked himself.

He smashes his head on his desk, frustrated that he will never find someone. Then, he thinks.

''”Yeah! I know!”''he thought.

He send a request to Shadow, who was still asleep. Then, Silver turned on his PS3, and started playing Sonic '06.

“I haven’t touched Sonic '06 for 12 years! In fact, I don’t think I touched my PS3 at all for the last 12 years.” He said.

Shadow woke up 15 minutes later, and got a notification.

“Oh? An email?” He opens the email. “Dammit, it’s from Silver. What does he want?...He wants to...date me?” He types a reply, which says “Sorry, I’m strait.”

“:(“ Silver types.