Roleplay:Sonic Salesmen

A roleplay where fanon characters try selling stuff to canon characters. Let the randomness begin!

Rules
Let's get these over with.
 * No godmodding
 * No using other people's characters without their permission.
 * Keep swearing to a minimum.
 * No trolls or vandals
 * No extreme romantic stuff. Flirting and kissing are okay, but not like Sonelise *shudders*
 * Treat other players with respect
 * Have fun.

Also, you can be either a canon character, fanon character, or both! You can also sell anything you want too.

Characters
Fanon salesmen Canon Customers Okay, aside from fanon characters, everyone is playing every Canon character. so be anyone!!!
 * Mazda, Alice, Ray and Ookamoni! playesd by Wh!te$tar
 * Quentin the Beaver (1LugiaLover)
 * Blues the Squirrel (1LugiaLover)
 * Dash, Flash, and Crash the Cheetah Triplets (1LugiaLover)
 * Gregory(Greg) the Chameleon (1LugiaLover)
 * Lightning Selenia" the Hedgehog, She wears a very super sexy uniform. but that doesn't bother her XD (2315)
 * Luvenia Evanosky, She loves to glomp and nom Ray (since he's the clumbsy one) and loves to tease Mazda, she also wears a very super cute Bunny suite (2315)
 * road runner the hedgehog (sonic15) (he wants to make some more money)
 * Gold The Light
 * Matthias the Shining Darkness(Makuta294)
 * Macabre the Hedgehog (Super Guy) (comedian)
 * Silver the Hedgehog played by Wh!te$tar
 * Blaze the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Big the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Froggy the..... Frog.....-.- (1LugiaLover) XD
 * Cream the Rabbit (1LugiaLover)
 * Shadow the (emo) Hedgehog, LOL (2315)
 * Eggman
 * Chip
 * Princess Elise is the main villain. She's tecnically a customer since she pays people to find Sonic.

Roleplay part 1
Mazda: Man Ray, you're certainly the character.

Ray: I didn't mean to. I just slipped.

Alice: And now we have to pay to fix that Wall-Mart. C'mon, if we sell enough stuff, we can pay for the damages.

Mazda: Maybe even with some stuff left over!

Alice: Let's not push it (looks at map) Okay, our first customer is Shadow!

Mazda: Just look for the house with searchlight and steel walls.

(they walk up to Shadow's door and ring the bell)

Shadow: How the hell is it?!

runner:nope,not going to shadow first *goes to silvers house*

Silver: Yeah? Who is it?

runner:hello silver,would you care to buy a pair of these *shows him light speed shoes* there hard to find,and with this special offer,you get two pairs for the price if one,one $20.00

Silver:If I buy them, people will stop making fun of me for being slow...Sold!!!

Gold: Here ya go Eggman! *gives package*

Eggman: .... *bomb explodes* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flees*

(can we add a canon salesman. i have this cute yet funny gag set up for Chip from Sonic Unleashed)

(sure, but try leaving questions on the talk page.)

(Meanwhile....XD)

Costumer: I will give you 100 bucks, if you just sleep with me! :D

Selenia: For the millionth time, 'NO!!!! ' I don't want to!

Customer: I will give you whatever you want!

Selenia: *facepalm* please, I just need 20 dollars for the guns, please...

Customer: *gives up, then puts the 20 bucks and 3o dollar tip in her bra*

runner:and,back in this time silver,the ladieslove these,especialy mouse girls with green hair *winks* (hes talking about gwen the mouse)

Goldy: hey Sonic! Would you like this ChiliDog that gives you extra speed?

sonic:how much,10,15,20,i dont care,how much for it,ill gladly pay

Gold: 20 bucks..

sonic:ill give you 30 *pays her*

Goldy: Here ya go! *gives Chilidog*

sonic:*takes a deep breath* ahhhhh *eats it*

Chip: *knocks on Eggman's door*

Eggman: *opens it* What is it?!

Chip: Hey mister, want some chocolate? all profits go to a worthy cause...

Eggman: you mean like destroying sonic>

Chip: no.....i mean like helping the local Wal-Mart be fixed.

Eggman: no. i don't like chocolate.

Chip: Come on!

Eggman: NO!!

Chip: pweeeze?

Eggman: NO!

Chip: BUY IT!

Eggman: NO NEVER!

Chip: *looks a little scary and demented* BUY THE G****** CHOCOLATE!

Eggaman: 0_0 *slams door*

Chip: *eye twitches angrily*

Chip: GGGAAAAAAAHHHH YOU BUY SOME CHOCOLATE OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! *bangs on the door*

Gold: *backs away* 0__0

Gold: umm.... Ill buy a chocolete Chip..

Chip: *suddenly turns normal* ok! that'll be 3 dollars! :D

Gold: Sure! Heres 3 eggman Bucks! *gives*

Chip:*looks at dollars*.......these are fake.

Gold: oh.. Wrong ones! *gives REAL dollars* Robotnik dollars dont work for animals anymore..

Chip: thenk you! *giver her chocolate bar* Grrrr...*goes back to Eggman's door and keeps yelling threats and curses and bangs on the door*

(back to runner and silver)

runner:so,you gonna buy,come on,i dont have all day

silver:so you sure they work

runner;tested em myself

silver:so,you said mouse girls with green hair like these

runner:yes

silver:no thanks,ive already got a mouse girl with green hair that likes me

runner:*hits head on wall* thats who im talking about

silver:oh,so thisll help me get her to like me more

runner;sure,whatever

silver;ok here *pays him*

runner:finaly *gives him the light speed shoes*

silver:so you sure...

runner:*slams the door*well at least i got a good 20 bucks out of it

(Back to Chip)

Gold: *eats chocete* MMMMMM...... Chaos Chocolate!

Chip: *crashes through eggman's window* BUY THE GOD**** MUTHA ***** CHOCOLATE OR I KEEL YOU!!!!!

Eggman: AAAAAAAA *runs out of the house*

Eggman: FIRST. A BOMB! SECOND. A CRAZY MOUSE!

runner;let me show you how its done kid,but this choclate give you powers to help defeat sonic

Chip: AAAAAAAAAA!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU *****! AND I HEARD THAT CRAZY REMARK!!!!

Eggman: *girl scream* *throws cash at chip*

Mazda: We got the cash and...What the heck?

runner:*puts ankle cuffs on eggman*

Eggman: YES! YES! TAKE ME TO JAIL! IM TIRED OF THAT CRAZY MOUSE!

Mazda: What're you doing!?!

Ray: Sweet! Let's kick him while he's down!

Chip: AAAHHHHAAAHHAAA CHOCOLATE BOMBS! *throws seemingly harmless candy bars at eggman*

Eggman: o look, a candy bar! *picks it up*

Candy bar: *tiktiktiktiktikt*

Eggman: WT- BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMm *candybar blows up*

Eggman: NOT ANOTHER BOMB!

Gold: *laughs at Eggman* *highfives chip*

Chip: at least i got paid! *counts money* yay! we have enough to restore Wal-Mart!.... at least, one of the stores... -.-" i miss Baskin Robins.

runner:*goes to amys house*

(at Sonic's house)

Alice: *rings bell*

Sonic: Hello?

Alice: *Makes s4xy face* Would you like to make a donation?

Sonic: Uh, Alice? What're you doi9ng?

Alive: I'm not Alice*Takes off wig* I'm really* pulls face off* Princess Elise!!! Now give me some lover! >:D

Sonic: Awww crap not again! *runs away*

Elise: *Takes extreme gear* You can't run from my love!!!

Selenia: WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING?! *kicks Elise in the face, her skirt goes up her butt though*

Real Alice: *Takes bazooksa and hits Elise* Nobody ties me up BATCH!!! (I don't do curse words)
 * Amy and Sally chase Sonic*

Elise: I'm blasting off again!

runner:yikes,all the girls around here are crazy

Amy: GET BACK HERE MY LOVE! *gets out hammer*

Alice: Man, what a freak.

Elise zips by: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: Perverted freak...

Selenia: *flips her hair* well, it's been Awhile since Ive seen elise, but it feels good kicking her >83

Luvenia: *hoping* cmon selenia! You've got another customer to seduce now!

Selenia: *Goes to runner and Seduces him* would you like to buy anything? ^^

Sally: OH MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gold: *facepalm*

Mazda: *with Elise "hugging" his leg* Who areyou !!!

Eloise: Sonic. I'm gonna have you(mazda hits her on the head)

Mazda: You finish that sentence and I swear I'll kill you!!!

runner:hey amy,want a way to get sonic to love you

Amy: He already loves me....:)

Selenia: *kicks Elise then amy*

Amy: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *hits Selenia with hammer*

Amy: YOUR NEVER TAKING MY MAN! >:(

Mazda: Elise you idiot! I look more like Shadowq than Sonic anyway!!!

Elise: I'll make this clear(Takes out A$$load of cash) I'll pay you to have my ba-

Mazda: Sold!!!

Alice" Mazda?

Elise:Mazda? (Angry face)( MAZDA!!! I gotta find Sonic!!!thumb|300px|right|A random song for randomness!

Selenia: I ALREADY SLEP WITH SONIC!!!

runner:OMG i cannot get a word in

Selenia: *looks at runner* o3o?

Elise:I will give my entire fortune to whoever finds my Sonic-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runner:forget you crazy people,ill take my buisness elswhere

Mazda:Same her, this crap's boring.

Alice:Freak.

Ray:I need that money...FAST! I'll be the one to catch Sopnic!!!

Selenia: I already got 100 bucks from seducting

runner:*goes to knuckles*

Selenia: Wait what the **** am I doing here?! I need to go!

Luvenia: *noms Ray*

Ray:*ominously*That won't work for me!!!

(At Eggman's house, Ray breaks thye door down)

Ray:Eggman!!! Give me all the Hedgehog catching equipment you got! We're teamin' up!

Shadow: SELENIA!!!! GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE AND CHANFGE!

runner:at least i dont have any fan girls on me

Fangirl: OMG! OMG! RUNNER!*hugs runner*

Eggman:Rise muy apprentice!

Ray:Yes master. Let's...press the red button!

(Both blow up a couple buildings.)

Eggman:Laugh with me Sharyar!!!

Both:Mweahahahahahahahaha

Matthias:*knocks on shadow's door*

runner:i think i jinxed myself

Gold: 8beats up eggman*

Gold: EGGDORK!

Shadow: ANYONE WHO CATCHES SELENIA WILL GET 100 DOLLARS! >8D

Ray:what does this do?1>

Eggman:Press it and fins out!

(Presses another button that blows up a bunch of malls!)

Ray:Yessssssssssssssssssss!

runner:deal

Gold: *punchs Eggman*

RaY:Don't punch my mastert!!!

runner:*goes after selenia*

Gold: Your master is a noob..

Selenia: AHHH!!!

Ray:Shut up or I divide by zero!!!

Part 2: Greater insanity!!!
Gold: *rolls eyes* EGGMAN IS A NOOB EGGMAN IS A NOOB EGGMAN IS A NOOB

(Half the city blows up...the half nobody was on0

Ray:SWEET DESTRUCTION!!! MASTER, i'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIBVE!!!

runner:*catches her8

Selenia: *on top of runner* So, ya chillin? *sexy wink*

runner:whats that suppose to mean

Selenia: I dunno, maybe because your trying to catch me...[sweatdrop]

Luvenia: OHHHH!!!!! SELENIA!!!! YOU NUAGHTY GIRL!!!! you and runner sittin in a tree!

runner:yuck,*drags her to shadow*

Macabre: Excuse me, she's mine

(no ones at shadows house)

Matthias:Okay.... I'll try Sonic's house.*runs off to sonics house**knocks on sonic's house*

Sonic:*opens door a crack and peers out*Who is it?

Matthias:I'm Matthias and I'm here to sell chillidog cookies.

Sonic:Cookies? Why cookies? Why not keep them as Chillidogs?

Matthias:BECAUSE I LIKE COOKIES OKAY!!!!

Sonic:O_O

Matthias:*rubs his forehead.*Anyway do you want cookies.

Sonic:Sure as long it is chilidog flavered.*closes door and starts unlocking all the chains and locks**comes out of door.

Matthias:Why does your door have so many locks.

Sonic:Because of all the crazy girls. They want me but I don't want them. All I want is to spend time with my chillidogs. Anyhow how much are the cookies?

Matthias:For you, I say 50 bucks.

Sonic: What fifty bucks. Thats a lot of money for a box of cookies.

Matthias:I think I hear Amy.

Sonic:*Gives Matthias 100 bucks, takes twom boxes of cookies and locks his door*

Matthias:O_O

Shadow:...

Selenia: I couldnt agrre more...-_- *boings Runner in the head and punches shadow* thats for making me go to a club and making me wear a sexy bunnie suit!

Gold: I agree Matt.. 0__0

Matthias:*still O_O*

Gold: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONIC! I SEE AMY! *snickers*

runner:ugh,wheres my money

Macabre: *drags Selenia away*

Matthias:I think he lock his door.*snickers*Let's see if he left his back door unlocked.

runner:WHERES MY MONEY

Gold: *opens door*

runner:what am i suppose to do now

Matthias:*notices Runner*Hey Runner want to buy some chillidog cookies

runner:no thanks

Matthias:BUY MAH COOKIE NOW OR I"LL TELL YOUR SHOES THAT YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!

runner:wow,you are just as crazy as destiney says your your,well not crazy

((Back at eggmans base)

Eggman: What about the space laser I used in Unleashed?

Ray: TOO EASY! (with crazy face) WE NEED SOMETHING REALLY OVER THE TOP!! mWAHAHAHAH!

(Ray brings out a shadfowed cage full of snarling monsters)

Ray: Let's see Sonbic run...from his worst nightmare!!!!

(opens cage to reveal crazy fangirls)

Ray: Now my pets...bring me Sonic and I'll lock the two of you in a room together so he can't escape!!!

Eggman; Wow, even I'm not that cruel...Oh well. This should be fun to watch!

runner:*watches them* wow,id hate for that to happen to me

Crazed Man:I love you Runner*tackles runner*

runner:*kicks him off* *runs* im not having a good day,if only destiney was here to make it better

Elise: *watching from distance* That's right, go you delisional fangirls. Fopr Sonic is all mine!!! And I know how to get him(Takes out plate of chilly dogs) Oh Sonic-kun!!!

runner:*stomps on the chillidogs* opps sorry

Matthias:*whispers to Elise* Would you like a box of Chillidog cookies to get your love one. Their fifty bucks a box.

Army of Crazed Men:WE LOVE YOU RUNNER. WE'LL ONLY STOP CHASING YOU IF YOU GET US EACH A CHILLIDOG COOKIE FROMTHAT YOUNG MAN!*points at Matthias*

Elise: Oh no you dont!!! (catxhed Mathias) These cookies are for Sonic only!!!(Pulls out whip from nowhere) This was meant for Sonic, but back you crazed savages!!!

Alice: What's wrong with that girl?

runner:geez,how amny fan girls are there in this crazy world

Mazda: Now all I've gottas sell is this cloning machine...Man Wll Mart's got everything.

Amy: Sonic-kuuuuuuuuuuun!

Mazda: Oh crap(Blocks with cloning machine) OH CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

(hundreds of Amys come from the machine, destroying the city)

Ray:Sweet chaos!!!

Crazed Man Army: We got you surronded. Give us all your money or we hit you with our love whips*Armys pull out whips that have a heart at end*

Matthias:*at Elise*Uh..That'll be 50 bucks a box. How many are you going to buy?

runner:hmmm here *gives them eggman bucks,and they're to crazy to tell the difference* NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

Elise: (Gives him bar of gold) Thank you...now...beat it creepy fan dudes!!!! (the army is destroyed by the Amys)

Matthias:Sweetness*let's go of his control over crazed army of men*

Not so crazed men army:Uhhh... what happened?

All the Amys: You're not Sonic!!! (bashes every guy with hammers!)

runner:at least i dont have an army of fangirls on me *covers mouth*

Army of Amys: Sonic???SONIC!!!!( chases runner)

Mazda:(slashing rthe Amys with scythe)Man, I can't believe I did this!

Amy: Sonic!

Mazda: Get some glasses!(chops her in half)

Matthias:*paints himself blue*I'm Sonic. And I'm ready to ruin my reputation.

runner:hopfully that ray person doesnt send an amry of fangirls on me

Mesterious figure: Looks like you need some help.

Mazda: No way! That's...

Mysterious figure: Ookamoni! bThe banished prince of Hell! (burns a bunch of the Amys wiuth his fire) Lookos like you loosers need some help.

The Amy Army: Run for your life!
runner:*sigh* i wish destiney was here

Ookamoni:*smack him in the face* Stop complaining! I haven't reaped this many souls sice WWII! Let's get 'em.

Ray: *sends fangirls on runner*Chjaos!!

runner:......,im being punished arnt i

Blue Matthias:Man I thought my plan would work. Oh well. HEY RUNNER BUY MAH COOKIES OR I'LL SEND THE CRAZED MEN AFTER YOU AGAIN!

(ive g2g,night everyone)

Ookamoni: *hits him again* That's strike two! One more complaint and I throw you to the amys*Takes out bucket* Painted blue with an "I'm Sonic" sign strapped to your As-

Mazda: They're practically blind. You won't need a sign or paintr. (gotts go for a bit. Be right back in twenty)

Elise: Ugh. Where's Sonic! (Flying around on Extreme Gear and see smoke in the distance) Sonic's always where trouble is! (flies top bartle zone.)

runner:shadow has to pay me back $100 from last week,and as always,he doesnt give it to me,and i dont know why shadow wants someone to chatch that selenia person,but its the only way ill get my 100 bucks out of him

Matthias:Runner i'll give you 100$ if you buy a box of cookies. their $50 a box.

runner:i would only get a profit of 50,and i need 100,so make it 150,and ill buy one

Matthias:Fine $150 a box. Anyway how is my sister?

runner:no,i ment you give me 150,and i'll buy the cookies for the 50 bucks,and ill find out when i get her something with the 100 bucks *gives him 50 for the cookies*

Elise: OMG are you two Sonic!!!

Selenia: *at silvers house, she knocks on his door*

Silver: *Unlocks door* Are they gone? Are those blind, pink demons gone?

Selenia: yes, they are

Luvenia: *hoping like a bunny, in her cute bunnie suit* would you like to buy some chocolate? ^^

runner:lets see if i can get silver to buy something else from me *goes to silvers house*

Silver: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!?

(starts getting crazy and breaks the door down)

Silver: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lightning2315: *laughing on the ground, about to kill herself from laughter*)

Selenia: Whoa, calm down ^^; [sweatdrop]

Silver: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(lol! i loved that episode! FINALLY! i'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU BOYS ALL DAY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU- i'd like to but all your chocolates. XD funniest spongebob EVAH!)

runner:*notices selenia*...

Selenia: *calms him down seductively* calm down, pwease?

Luvenia: pwease? *does a cute W shape mouth* (meanwhile with Elise)

Elise: Yes, come you pink devils. Come to me...

(hundreds of Amys are fighting for cream, who's painted blue with quills in a cage)

Elise: I'll control you...and you...and even you...

(puts control collars on the Amys, creating a new, more dangerous and stupid army)

Elise: Now, bring me evey hedgrhog in this city until you fond ,y Sonic!!!!!

(back at silver's house)

runner:man im bored

(an Amy sees Runner)

Amy: Sonic-kun!!! (catches him and latches on)

runner:how many times have i told told you im not sonic,now get off

(the Amy then puts him in a cage and drags him off to Elise)

Amy: I found Sonic!!!

Selenia: *notices Amy* Hheheh...This time ill kill her....

runner:let me out of here *sees selenia*

(more Amys come and attack her)

Amy: Get away from my man!!!

Amy: Yeah, he's all mine!

As more come and Selenia almost looses, Alice comes in and chops them up with her fans)

Alice: That's two I've saved your life.

Goldy: DIE AMY ARMY! CHAOS........ BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *destroys*

Selenia: *in a second, she snatches Runner* hpmh

runner:what the

Gold: Hmph.... The too EggDorks strike again..

(In the distance, Mazda and Silver are drowning in a sea of Amys!)

Mazda: Somewbody help me! One of them's got my leg!

Silver: One of 'em bit me!

Selenia: ask for Luvenia over there, she has something to give you...*runs off to silver* you okay?!

Gold: your safe now....You okay guys?
 * A pink blur speeds by and saves them*

Selenia: Who are you?! *goes to Silver, looking at his bite*

Gold: im Gold, Gold The Light :)

Mazda: I'm fine...(with clothes in shreds)...man those batches are crazy! (again, no curse words)

Silver: Oh my god, what about the rea;l Sonic!?!

Alice: Oh no!

(at Sonics house. Spnic's in feedle position crying)

Sonic: It's all a bad dream, it's all a bad dream...

Amy: Sonic get out here! Get the battering ram girls!!!!

Selenia: *heals Silver and Mazda* So much for me being undecover...

Gold: Eggdork the second made Metal Amys.. O__O