Talk:Jeremy D. the Fox

Hey J

Can Z Be Friends with Jeremy And Zack be Enemys with Jeremy Nero the Hedgehog Lets Rock...  20:56, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Feel free to add them. J the Hedgehog --Don't be afraid to message me!  20:57, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey J

I Made a Pic of Jeremy For ya Hope ya Like it Nero the Hedgehog Lets Rock...  11:45, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Johnny D. The Fox  --I'm 19!!! WHOOOO!!!!!  11:51, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Being Water-aligned, Jeremy should also be weak to electric attacks.--*--  Blessed are the cracked  -- For they let in the light! 16:10, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

True. Or nature. Tigero The DreamWeaver 16:11, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Jeremy is vunerable against electric and fire, but he can also manipulate nature. --  An admin of SFW  -- PM me if ya need help! 16:12, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

So he's a Naturekinetic too?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 06:49, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Fire...? Well, it is your char, so I won't argue. Kinda like it, actually...Creative! Tigero The DreamWeaver 16:14, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I know this sounds dumb, but how would Jeremy treat Dismal?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 06:15, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

For who knows what Jeremy can do to Dismal. --  Johnny D. the Fox  -- Is a PSP-addicted fox 06:16, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Let's test it...

Jeremy Tortures Dismal
(Dismal happens to walk past Jeremy.)

Jeremy: [senses Dismal walking past by] Hold it right there, little kid!

Dismal: ? (stops)

Jeremy: Who are you, and what do you think you're doing, waltzing around the Moebian Dimension??

Dismal: Uhh.....my name's Dismal.....

Jeremy: Then I'm Jeremy. [gets an idea] Say, you're a Mobian, aren't you?

Dismal: Errr.......well........I'm s-supposed to be a Troll...but I guess I'm a Mobian too......

Kairu: (hanging from tree, staring at Jeremy, thinking:) Lemmepunchhimlemmepunchhimlemmepunchhim...

Dismal: (Nervously plays with his tail) ............

Jeremy: BAH! Trolls! But then again... if you are really a Mobian, then today's your UN-lucky day, kid! For starters, lemme give you something special, like.... [kicks Dismal in the crotch hard] THIS!

Kairu: (thinking) Imgonnapunchhimimgonnapunchhimimgonnapunchhim...

Dismal: WAAUUUUGH!! (holds his crotch)

Jeremy: Ah yes... I used to do that like what I did to Johnny. He cried like a whiny 5-year-old and me, Lucius, Alice and Mandy cracked up. You, on the other hand, are way too easy for me to beat the living snot out of you!

(Dismal is curled up on the ground, whimpering in pain.)

Kairu: That Troll you're beating up happens to be a friend of mine. I don't like it when people beat up my friends!

Jeremy: [hears Kairu] Heh. Well whaddya know? Bat-boy's here to the rescue. NOT! In fact, if he hasn't been wandering around in the Moebian Dimension, [places his foot onto Dismal's head; smirks] none would happen.

Dismal: *whimper*

Kairu: When people beat up my friends, it makes me want to SCREAM! (uses Sonic Scream on Jeremy)

(Jeremy let's Kairu have it)

Jeremy: [whistling, and his hearing is unnaffected] What are you, a soap opera singer?

(Dismal, however, is holding his ears, crying out in agony.)

Jeremy: [turns to Dismal] Man, you are WAY worse than Johnny, who's a coward of not hitting GIRLS! You hear me?! [out loud] GIRLS!!

Dismal: (Looks up at Jeremy) But...but it's not nice to hit girls...!

Jeremy: Too bad girls CAN hit you. [thumbs over to Mandy] Just ask Mandy.

Mandy: *grins* Yeah! [kicks Dismal square in the butt]

Dismal: OW!!

Jeremy: And you know what else girls can do? They can make you listen to overly cute songs. And believe me, even Johnny can drive himself mad over listening to extremely cute musics.

Dismal: Cute songs...?

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly] Oh yeah.

Dismal: Errr...

(He doesn't seem particularly bothered...)

Jeremy: Riight... [restrains Dismal, with Aqua Chains and places headphones onto Dismal's ears and makes him listen to this extremely cute music that even Johnny can't handle it and cranks the volume to max]


 * (Ryu-This song's making me grin.)

Dismal: ....heehee......hahahaha!

Jeremy: Hmmm... I could've sworn it worked on Johnny...

(Jeremy and Mandy has a flashback)

Johnny: [his headphones were taped around, forcing him to listen to this horrificaly cute song at a high volume; goes insane] AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 'IT'S TOO CUTE!!!! GET IT OFFA ME D8!!!!!!!' [headbangs througha wall repeatedly; Jeremy, Mandy and Lucius laughs hysterically]

(Flashback ends)


 * (Ryu-LOL I seriously couldn't stop grinning while i listened to that song.)

Mandy: Why isn't it working?!

Jeremy: That's what I want to know! [gets an idea] Maybe if I can make him alugh to death, he'll practically die of laughter! [pulls out a large feather from his pocket and starts to tickle Dismal] Tickle-tickle.

(Dismal starts laughing harder.)

Jeremy: C'mon! Death wants humor! [tickles Dismal harder with his feather, causing Dismal to laugh even harder (unaware that his heart can't handle this)]

(Dismal is laughing hysterically.)

(5 hours later, Dismal becomes out cold from his non-stop laughing)

Dismal: @_@

Jeremy: Geez, for a kid with an iron lung, I'm glad I managed to get Dismal his last laugh.

Mandy: Yeah.

(Later, after Dismal regenerates...)

Dismal: (Clutching his chest) Owww.....it hurts......


 * (Ryu-I think he's still on moebius too.)

Jeremy: What? No humor? Lame... [picks up his own Joker Venom spray (which does NOT work on other Moebians) and sprays it onto Dismal's face, triggering his uncontrollable laughter]

Dismal: (starts laughing uncontrollably, clutching his chest) I can't breathe....!!

Jeremy: Don't try this at home, kids. Unless you're a Moebian and are immune to this deadly spray ^_^.

Dismal: Can't....hahaha......breathe......heeheehee.....help....hahahahaha!!

(Eventually, Dismal dies of laughter)

Jeremy: Ah-ha! Now you see why this Joker Venom works for Mobians AND Trolls!

Mandy: Can we torture him in a different way later?

(A bit later, after Dismal regenerates again...)

Dismal: (Clutching his chest) Ooowww...!!

Jeremy: [grins] Yes we will, Mandy. I just found him to be so amusing to getting tortured like this.

Mandy; Yeah...hey, we should stick his weenie in a meat grinder!

Dismal: !!!!

Jeremy: Not a bad idea, Mandy! [pulls his meat grinder from his Bottomless Backpack] Let the torturing commence! [chuckles evilly]

Dismal: AAAGH!! Nonononononononono!!

(Mandy grabs him under the armpits.)

Jeremy: Will you calm down already?? It's only a meat grinder... with a hint of you getting grinded and turning you into fresh salami!

(Kairu appears again.)

Kairu: Dismal's not the one who's gonna be salami. (points at the meat grinder, his eyes glow silver, and it turns towards Jeremy)

Jeremy: [sarcastically] Wow, like THAT'S gonna work! HA!

(The meat grinder grows metal spider legs and large crab claws, and begins to walk towards Jeremy.)

Kairu: O RLY?

Jeremy: Psh. Yeah, really. Like how can a meat grinder of my own can possibly kill me?

Kairu: When I'M controlling it. (The grinder grabs Jeremy in one claw and proceeds to try and shove him into the... grindy bit.)

(Ironically, Jeremy feels no pain at all!)

Kairu: ...Damn it. ._. Okay, what about THIS! (pulls out a taser)

(Jeremy pulls out his Bolt Gun.)

Jeremy: HA! Your tiny little taser is no match for my mighty Bolt Gun! [smiles wickedly to Dismal (who has already regenerated)] And I'm wondering what it'll do to that weakling Dismal. [chuckles evilly]

Dismal: N-No....please!! (cowers away)

Jeremy: [aims his Bolt Gun at Dismal; smiling evilly] What should I turn Dismal into, Mandy? Medium, or extra crispy?

Mandy: Extra crispy!

Dismal: (Cowers on the ground, wailing) I DON'T WANNA DIE!!

Jeremy: [charges his Bolt Gun; laughs evilly] Say adiós, Dismal! It's been nice knowin' ya! [fires his Bolt Gun at full charge, turning Dismal extra crispy]

???: That's quite enough from you, Moebian.

Jeremy: Huh? [watches Dismal's burnt ashes]

(The blade of a curved knife suddenly presses against Jeremy's throat! Jeremy simply smirks)

Jeremy: [mockingly] Ohhh a knife! I don't wanna get my throat cut wide open! [normal voice] PSH! HA! Do your worst, Mobian.

???: I can force 200,000 volts through this knife, right into your throat.

(Jeremy reaches his knife from his pocket, without the Mobian noticing)

Jeremy: [smiles evilly] That's where you're wrong. [swiftly moves out of the way and throws his pocket knife at the Mobian, stabbing him/her in the shoulder]

???: Guh!

(Jeremy turns to see his attacker, a male serval.)

???: (Pulls the knife out and throws it away)

Jeremy: [points to Denatsu] What are you supposed to be? Dismal's companion? [smirks] I'm afraid you're a little too late. He's been turned into ashes.

(Two female ferrets watch unseen from behind a large boulder, shortbows at the ready.)

Denatsu: I don't know who this "Dismal" is, but I'm fairly certain that he didn't deserve to be burnt to a crisp.

Jeremy: On the contrary, he merely visited in our dimension and became our favorite victim. [chuckles evilly] I supposed you want to join him as well, right?

Denatsu: Ugh. You Moebians make me sick. Fire now!

(The two female ferrets fire Electric arrows at Jeremy!)

Jeremy: [backflips and dual wields his Revolver] HA! [fires his revolvers at the ferrets, but they duck back behind the rock]

Denatsu: (Electrifies his kukri and stabs Jeremy in the back)

Jeremy: YEOW!!! [grabs Denatsu from behind and slams him hard onto the ground, jumps several feet back; smiles evilly] You know what's ironic? I have water powers, and you have electric powers, and when I use my powers against you, the results can be disastrous. [holds a water ball with his one hand]

Denatsu: Dammit...

(Kalamita and Galia fire Electric arrows at Jeremy again.)

Jeremy: [his water ball forms into three water balls] HA! [throws it at Denatsu and the two ferrets, hitting them (and resulting in electrocution damage (but not killing them)), before getting hit by two electrical arrows] URRRGH!!!!

Denatsu: GAH!!

Kalamita/Galia: AAAAAAAGH!!

(Jeremy carefully pulls the arrows from his body)

Denatsu: Urrrgh....(gets back up)

(Jeremy aims Denatsu with his Aqua Tentacle that is pointing onto his face!)

Jeremy: Now... unless you want to end up like [points to Dismal, which was burnt into ashes] him, I'd suggest you flee while your lives are spared!

Denatsu: We will never surrender...we will NEVER flee!

(Suddenly, more ElectricClan soldiers and Battle Mages appear!)

Jeremy: [smirks] Is that a fact? Or do you need help on refreshing your memory?! [his Aqua Tentacle turns back to normal and thrusts Denatsu with Aqua Palm, hitting him]

Denatsu: GAH!! (retaliates with Zap Palm, striking Jeremy in the face)

Jeremy: [blocks the attack with his hand, but ends up getting electrocuted] WAUGH!!! [backflips out of the way, despite that arcs of electricity are coursing around his body]

Denatsu: (Begins to charge up a Zap Cannon)

Jeremy: HAH! [runs and grabs his Bolt Gun and charges it] Two can play at this game! [turns to see Kalamita and Galia] Don't try and do anything cocky, ladies. [his tail forms into Aqua Tail and it moves towards the two] You don't want to get shocked and awed now do ya?

Kalamita/Galia: !!

Denatsu: HrrrRRAAAAGH!!!! (releases the Zap Cannon at Jeremy)

Jeremy: HAH! [firs his fully charged Bolt Gun (Denatsu can't absorb this, because its Moebian-aligned) at Denatsu]

(The two attacks collide in mid-air!)

[SFX: KABOOM!!]

(Denatsu leaps out of the way of the esplosion.)

Jeremy: [uses Aqua Shield to survive the explosion, while whipping his Aqua Tail at both Kalamita and Galia, slightly harming them both]

Galia: GAAAH!!

(Kalamita gets back up and uses Thunder on Jeremy!)

Jeremy: [throws his Bolt Gun away] HRAH! [the Thunderbolt hits his Bolt Gun instead]

(The Bolt Gun shorts out and explodes. One of the soldiers, Villamo the Raccoon, goes to help Galia.)

Jeremy: [growls] I paid good money on that wicked weapon...

Ukkonen: Ah, cry about it. (brandishes his axe)

Jeremy: [looks at Ukkonen's axe; smirks] What are you gonna do about this axe of yours? Chop me in half? I doubt that'll work. [chuckles malevolently]

(Ukkonen's grip on the axe tightens momentarily, and it becomes surrounded in electricity!)

Jeremy: [smiles evilly] heh. I should've known. You do have electricity. But I doubt you can even touch me. [his evil smiles becomes sadistic-like as water begins to rise from the ground]

Denatsu: Ranged attacks, now!

(The soldiers and battle mages attack Jeremy with Thunderbolt!)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly] You're like all the rest of the Mobians! A bunch of misfits is what you really are! [jumps out of the way, right after the water has risen enough and stands on top of a nearby boulder]

(Then, the Thunderbolt hits the water instead and Ukkonen, who was standing onto the water Jeremy controlled with, becomes electrocuted!)

Thundarina: That's it! (to the other soldiers) Get to high ground! (flies up into the air, crackling with electricity)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly and sadistically] This is your last chance to call it a day! I have one of your "soldiers" within my arsenal! Try anything that could try and hurt me, you'll only hurt [points to Ukkonen] him instead!

(Denatsu runs over to the injured Ukkonen.)

Denatsu: You've got to get out of the way, Ukkonen! (grabs his arm) C'mon!

(Villamo is still trapped with Galia. Thundarina begins to charge up a Zap Cannon.)

Jeremy: [looks at Thundarina] Ah-ah-ah! [uses Flash Flood by raising his hand and it reaches onto their necks] I wouldn't be wise to attack if I were you.

(Thundarina easily flies out of reach as she releases the Zap Cannon at Jeremy.)

Jeremy: ARGH!! [raises the water level and Ukkonen and Denatsu are completely underwater]

(The serval and the lion resurface, gasping for breath.)

Thundarina: *thinking* I've got to get him to lower the water level...

(The other soldiers seem to have escaped the water...Villamo and Galia are stranded on a large boulder. Before Thundarina can do anything the aquatic tentacles emerge out from the water and grabs ahold of Villamo and Galia, dragging them underwater!)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly and sadistically]

Thundarina: No!! (flies over to the rock where Villamo and Galia were dragged under)

Jeremy: I don't think so, dragon girl! [controls the water level as it rises once more, and one of the tentacles whips at Thundaria]