User blog:TheShadowKnight/Joke Off

The name says it all, comedian jokes allowed. I'll start:

I got kicked out of a bar, and I was performing at the bar. You know, it was Saint Patrick's day, people kept giving me drinks and I started ticking off the management. "Ey, you okay? You having a good time?" I was so drunk I did this. (Irish accent)"Ahm havin a grrrreat tyme" The people around me said "Oh my god are you Irish?" I was like "Aaaye!" "What part of Ireland are you from?" "Uh, downtown" "Are you here by yourself?" "Oh nooooooo, I'm not here by meself, DONKEE!"- Credits to Gabriel Iglesias, I would put the rest but it's kinda racist so yeah. On YouTube it's called drunk people I believe.