Zantax the Hedgehog

'''Zantax is a hedgehog who never got off his medical pills, or his rear end. As a result, he's become incredibly lazy and spiteful of the much more active world around him. His house is very dusty because no one expects him to clean it. It's unknown how he's survived this long. Probably welfare. Some people have even committed suicide after hearing their welfare money was going to this hunk of junk.'''

Appearance
[http://digital.mica.edu/courses/ff/spring/ff210_12/mgould01/final/decorations-buttons/sanic/ZXD.png~original.png Man, this guy needs some diet pills! I let him borrow my Wii Fit but he ate it.]

He wears a coat with spikes on his head, and has eyes that shimmer like th sun. His feet are big, but not too bright.

Personality
He hates everything. Just putting on a coat makes him reach his breaking point. He'd probably choose euthenasia just to sleep a little longer.

History
He was born, and that's where the notable events end. Some say he still lives on to this day.

Powers
Don't let him sit on top of you. You'll die. Heaven forbit you see his face. It'll burn your skin off he's so ugly.

Special Abilities
He can hibernate. Wait, can't most mammals do that? I guess he's not that special then. I mean, he can consume obscene amounts of pizza, butter, and beef, but aside from that he kinda sucks in every category.

Skills
I'll just put his stats here because he has no relevant talent, according to his mom.

Strength-0-he needs his burgers wheeled up to him on a pulley

Wisdom-0-he once wanted to be like SuperKamiGuru, but no such luck. He dropped out of school and never stood back up.

Speed-0-he doesn't move, what did you freaking expect?!

Defense-0-again, "effort" doesn't really translate well to him. Stop asking all this crap.

Weight-100-like, big bang kamehameha X100. He's so fat no one can move him

100/100

Weaknesses
You could probably convince him he's in hell by dangling a stick of margarine in front of him and putting him on a treadmill to get it.

TRIVIA

His theme song is this.