The Sonic Show

Characters
Clover the CatHawkshadow the CatCrystal the WolfDequalia the UnicornGolden the TigerTerra the CatSonic the HedgehogAmy RoseShadow the HedgehogRouge the BatKnuckles the Echinda

Important Notice
This might disturb you some. It's weird and contains censored out cussing.

Episode 1

 * Clover: Hello! Today we shall play a stupid game of truth or dare! Yay!


 * Hawkshadow: HA HA HA COFFEE!!!!


 * Crystal: Go Hawkshadow, woo!


 * Dequalia: *Cries* Aren't you my friend, Crystal?


 * Crystal: Uh...of course! Boo, Hawkshadow!


 * Hawkshadow: Huh???


 * Golden: ......


 * Clover: Say something already!


 * Golden: I LIKE CHEEEEEEESE!


 * Clover: Cream's chao? Oh yeah, it is a girl, I think...


 * Golden: NO, CHEESE FROM A CHOCOLATE COW!


 * Crystal: Why don't you just kill yourself?


 * Golden: NO I NEED MY CHEESE!!!!!!


 * Terra: No! Don't die! I LOVE YOU!


 * Golden: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww...love...Terra...not in the same sentence!


 * Terra: Fine! I love...


 * Hawkshadow: Metal Sonic?


 * Terra: *Says quickly* Yeah...uh, sure! *Leaves to go find Metal Sonic* Oh yeah, and Clover, you're still jealous I carried boxes with Golden!


 * Clover: Okay, one, that sounded wrong in so many ways, and two, it's just a dumb box! Who cares?!?


 * Hawkshadow: How 'bout we just start playing Truth or Dare?


 * Golden: Wait! I'll text Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles. *Does so*


 * Clover: I got Rouge!


 * Crystal: I have Amy! I'll text her!


 * Dequalia: Nooooooo, text ME!


 * Crystal: Uh...you're right here!


 * Dequalia: Oh...


 * Rouge: *Enters the room* We got the party with us, ah ah ah... Oh! Hey there, just thought I'd stop by for a chat!


 * Clover: Hey, Rouge! I just texted ya!


 * Rouge: Oh, really? *Checks her cell phone* Truth or Dare? Cool!


 * Terra: *Has returned* Hey look! The boys are here!


 * Sonic: Heyo all!


 * Knuckles: Yo, what's up?


 * Hawkshadow: OMG I LOVE YOU KNUX! MY KNUX!


 * Rouge: Hey! Get your da** hands off my guy!


 * Hawkshadow: Since when is he yours?!? *Pulls out her bb-gun*


 * Rouge: Oh, you wanna fight, huh? Well, I just had tea! *Does weird karate motion, then attacks Hawkshadow*


 * Knuckles: You see that, Shadow? The chics dig me.


 * Shadow: *Sighs* I don't really care, you know?


 * Knuckles: How rude!!!


 * Sonic: Uh, Knux, you won't have any chics after a few minutes...


 * Hawkshadow: *Shoots Rouge in the head*


 * Rouge: Oweeeee! That hurts, evil! *Runs out the door*


 * Crystal: Yeah! *Gives Hawkshadow a high-five*


 * Shadow: Yay.


 * Hawkshadow: *Is looking at Golden with google-y eyes* I wuv you.


 * Golden: I'M TAKEN, I'M TAKEN, I'M TAKEN, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?


 * Clover: I'm scared. Anyways, Shadow, Truth or Dare?


 * Shadow: Truth. I'm not a daredevil.


 * Clover: Of course...is it true you love Rouge?


 * Shadow: ....


 * Amy: Like I love Sonic?


 * Clover: Amy, you don't love Sonic. You just have a crush on him. You're only his pretty little fangirl who follows him around for a cheap time.


 * Terra: Tell her, sister!


 * Amy: *Cries*


 * Shadow: How.....Dare.....You.......


 * Clover: Wuuh???


 * Shadow: I.....do....NOT....love anyone....


 * Clover: Uh....sorry, Shadow, I didn't think...


 * Sonic: *Whispers to Clover* He loves no one except Maria...


 * Shadow: I heard that! And of course I loved her, butthead! I still do!


 * Clover: Uh....this could get bad! Commercial break! Actually...oh my gosh! *Sees Shadow killing Sonic* Eh....cut?

Episode 2

 * Clover: Hola peoples! We're back! We have good news and bad news. The good news is, both Shadow and Sonic got a counselor. I have no clue why Sonic got one, but...poor Shadow!!! *Hugs Shadow*


 * Shadow: Uh...get off me...


 * Clover: Oh, sorry!


 * Golden: Hey!


 * Clover: Um...also sorry...


 * Shadow: Anyways, Hawkshadow, truth or dare?


 * Hawkshadow: DARE!!!


 * Shadow: I dare you to pick fleas off of Sonic...with your teeth.


 * Sonic: Hey!!! I don't have any fleas! *Scratches his rump* Oh, look, a tick...and is that a louse?


 * Hawkshadow: Louse?


 * Sonic: Many lice!


 * Hawkshadow: EEEEEWWWWW! PLEASE, NO!!! I'll do anything else!


 * Shadow: Well, a feel merciful today because my counselor told me peace is my best friend. Well...I dare you to do the macarena with Dequalia.


 * Clover: Oh, great...


 * Dequalia: Okie-dokey!


 * Golden: Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird!


 * Dequalia: But I love you!


 * Golden: TOO BAD!!!


 * Dequalia: *Begins the macerena*


 * Hawkshadow: *Does the same reluctantly*


 * Hawkshadow: Okay, I did it. Now, Clover, truth or dare...?

Episode 3

 * Clover: Uhh....Hawkshadow just began saying something, then a commercial cut her off. Action!!!


 * Hawkshadow: Clover, truth or dare?


 * Clover: Truth!


 * Hawkshadow: ...This will be fun!


 * Terra: Oh, great! How so?!?


 * Hawkshadow: Is it true, Clover, that you french kissed Shadow?


 * Clover: *Eyes Shadow* They know...


 * Golden: WHAT?!?


 * Clover: Just kidding!


 * Crystal: Thank goodness!


 * Terra: Awww! I thought she was serious!


 * Golden: ......What if it was true?!? I would die then...


 * Crystal: Wouldn't we all? *Whispers quickly* hateyou!


 * Golden: Why do you hate me???


 * Crystal: Because you're a stuck-up, inconvinient jerk who thinks he's all that just cuz he's a tiger and he says he's related to that weird guy who goes 'mighty mighty tigers!' on the commericial things, and I don't know what I - or Clover - see in you!!!


 * Clover: *Gapes*


 * Terra: Oh...my...gosh....that was so cool yet weird...wasn't it, Sonic? *Goes up behind him, twirls his quils, and purrs*


 * Amy: I KILL YOU!!! *Pulls out her piko-piko hammer*


 * Terra: *screams*


 * Amy: DIE, FREAK OF NATURE!!!!


 * Terra: You die!!! *Pulls out her knife*


 * Clover: Hey!


 * Terra: *Snarls* Hay is for horses!


 * Dequalia: I don't enjoy that comment.


 * Terra: Oh, shut up! You're a unicorn, for Pete's sake!


 * Sonic: STOP!!! *Everyone stops* You're Catholic???


 * Terra: WHAT?!? Just because I mentioned a Saint doesn't mean I'm Catholic! Gosh!!!


 * Sonic: Uh...sorry...


 * Terra: So...Sonic... *begins twirling her own hair* do you wanna go to the prom with me?


 * Sonic: I...


 * Knuckles: Hey, Terra, aren't you dating Storm?


 * Terra: *Shifts her eyes* Uh...no...what makes you think that?


 * Rouge: Honey, cuz you were sittin' in your class yesterday ramblin' off about how hot he was and how he took you to the Friday Night Dinner.


 * Terra: Did I say Storm? Silly me! I meant Sonic!


 * Sonic: WHAT?!? I am NOT going out with you, never have!


 * Terra: Wait...Rouge, how did you know that? We're not even in the same grade!


 * Rouge: Oh, I just happened to be in the principle's office when I caught it on camera!


 * Everyone: *Gasps*


 * Clover: Uh...I think it's a good time to end!!! Before something bad happens, cut!!! *Channel turns frizzy*

Episode 4

 * Clover: Hiya, my peeps! This is the ultra-weird rap/hip-hop edition of the Sonic Dares show!


 * Golden: *Does the devil horns with his hands* Let's get this party started, succas!


 * Hawkshadow: You weird man...


 * Golden: So instead of doing an actual dare-show thingy, we gon' sing!


 * Crystal: Yay! I enjoy singing! *Climbs onto a stage* This is my duet with Golden!
 * ''Boy-oy, go and kiss me....pleased me, but then you leave me.
 * Boy, jerks are just that way, and boy, you gave yourself away...
 * You're a jerk!''


 * Golden:
 * I know I am!


 * Crystal:
 * Yeah, you're a jerk!


 * Golden:
 * Tell me somethin' my heart don't know!


 * Crystal:
 * You're a jerk, a jerk, a jerk and dirty irty-irty flirt!


 * Golden:
 * Baby before I go, just do one more thing...


 * Crystal:
 * What, Mr. Boy?


 * Golden:
 * Baby, call me a jerk one more time!


 * Crystal (with Rouge, Hawkshadow, Dequalia, and Amy):
 * You're a jerk!


 * Clover: Um...yay!


 * Golden: Hey!


 * Clover: Okay, this time I am sooo not apologizing!


 * Crystal: Yo, Terra, didn't I totally rock or, like, what?


 * Terra: Girl, you my homie, and you know you totally blew the ****in' roof off!


 * Crystal: S'what I thought.


 * Terra: Totally! I know, right, Crystal?


 * Clover: Okay, this is werid now. And Terra, mom said that we shouldn't cuss! Especially not you!


 * Terra: Mom is dead!!!


 * Clover: ...That's not funny, Terra.


 * Terra: You know what, Clover? *Gets up in her face* I...don't...really...care...!


 * Clover: I'm serious, Terra. This is really hurting.


 * Terra: Yeah, and you know what else hurts?!? Waking up and looking at your face every frickin' day!


 * Everyone: ....


 * Golden: Girl, that was cold...


 * Amy: Yeah, cold even for you. How can you not even honor your own mother?


 * Crystal: You know, I came here so I could have fun with my friends! *sobs* But I think none of you are my friends now!


 * Clover: Crystal...no, please...you're still our friend...


 * Crystal: I'm out. *Makes the 'L' sign* *Leaves casually*


 * Golden: Whoa...good day gone bad...uh...cut...

'''The jerk song is real...it's called 'you're a jerk'...and the real jerk here is Terra! I don't know why I made her so bratty...'''