Talk:Cameron the Bat

Is it okay, if I add Kairu to Lu-Lu's relationships section?--Famotill 05:02, April 18, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

Sure. Vampire93 05:05, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Vamp,your turn.Hikaruyami-having fun* 01:31, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

If your on,it's your turn.Hikaruyami-having fun* 00:25, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Kyle's New Job
(Hikaru, we'll start here, okay?)

Kyle: (walking through town) Hm... this map says my new job at the orphanage is here.. (looks up) Ah! There we go. (walks inside) Hello?

Lady:Hello there.You must be Kyle?

Kyle: Yes-indeedy-do. I'm here for my job.

Lady:That good to hear.Please follow me to meet the kids.

Kyle: Right! (rubs hands, and follows the lady)

Lady:You can call me Miss Yram and if you need help,the staff and the older kids will help you.

Kyle: Nah, it's cool. I should have everything I need.

Yarm:All right then,but we'll be standing by if something happens.

(In the play room)

Kyle: Alright, you lot, where are you? (looking around for the kids)

(Suddenly a white lion cub pounced on him followed by eight other kids)

Kyle: AIIIIEEE!!! NOT AGAIN!

Older kids:What happened?

Yarm:(Giggles)Kyle meet the the little kids and the older kids.

Kyle: (runs a hand through his hair) 'Sup?

Kids:Hi!

Yarm:Alright kids,line up and tell him your names and ages.

(Kids line up from youngest to oldest)

Hayli:I'm Hayli,age 3.

Kyle: Nice to meet you! (smiles, ruffles her hair)

Rita:I'm Rita,age 4.

Kyle: (nods) Hi! (pats her on the head)

Hew:I'm Hew,age 5.

Kyle: Hi there!

Matt:Matt,age 6.

Kit:Kittin,age 7.

Kyle: (waves warmly and smiles) Hey there, you two!

Kero:Kero,age 8.

Micke:Micke,age 9.

Kyle: (shakes hands) Nice to meet you!

Zuna:Zuna,age 10.

Anya Blue Jay,age 11.

Kyle: Hello! (shakes hands)

Kimmy:Kimmy,age 13.

Linda:Linda,age 15.

Kyle: Hey there! (high fives)

Rock:Rock,age 16.

Freya:Freya,age 17

Kyle: (nods) Hi! (fist-high-five)

Mia:Mia,age 18.

Chin:Chin,age 19.

Kyle: Hey. (shakes hands)

Yarm:Well,that's all the kids.

Kyle: Well, I think the first thing we have to do is obvious... DODGEBALL GAME!

Kids:Yeah!

Yarm:The gyms down the hall.

Kyle: (takes all the kids into the gym) Alright, here's how it's going to work: All of you against me.

Chin:(Crosses arms)Are you sure you can handle all of us?

Kyle: Better than that: I'll beat all of you.

Mia:(Giggles)You shall see,we'll let you go first,then we'll go.

Kyle: Oh, no, I insist! You go first.

Freya:But your the guest,And the guest aways goes 1st.

Kyle: Well, ladies first, and there are more ladies among you guys, so you go first.

Rock:(Sigh)How about we split into two teams?

Kyle: Tell you what, we'll flip a coin. Heads, it's me, tails, it's you who goes first. (flips the coin)

(The coin flips through the air before landing, tails up, on Kyle's palm)

Kyle: (walks to the middle of his side of the court, throws each kid a ball, and spreads arms wide) Take a shot!

Linda:Alright.All together guys!

(They all throws their balls at Kyle and he got cover in a pile of balls)

Kyle: (dodges about half of them, then gets knocked over and drowned in balls, muffled) Good shot. (stands up, grinning) But can you do better than this? (shadow tendrils burst from the ground, his fingertips and his back) Load, rea-dy!! (all the tendrils grab a ball or two) Aim!

(The older kids shield the younger ones from the balls,as the younger kids looked shocked)

Kyle: Oh, wait, hang on... (digs an old fashioned army helmet and plonks it lopsided on his head, silly grin) Alright, there we go! FIRE!

(the kids are buried under a mountain of balls.)

Lori:(Walks in)What in the world happened?

Kids:(poked heads out the balls)Hi,Coach Lori!

Kyle: Notmyfault! Oh, wait, yeah it is... Anyway, I'm Kyle. I got a job here.

Lori:Oh,so your the new helper.Welcome,I'm Lori Plotsenader or just Lori,the Gym teacher.

Kyle: Nice to meet you. I challenged the kids to a dodgeball game, and I massacred them.

Lori:I can see that,just be careful next time,some of the kids are still young.

Kyle: Okay. Oh, and coach?

Lori:Yes?

Kyle: You're out! (jumps up and thwacks Lori right between the eyes with a dodgeball) YES!! I WIN!!! UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!! (runs around the room with his shirt pulled over his head, but trips over a dodgeball) Ouch.

Kids:(Laughs at him)

Lori:Haha,got cocky didn't you?

Kyle: Shaddup! (sinks into the floor, comes up right in front of one of the kids and shoves a dodgeball in their mouth) Hah! Not laughing now, are you?

Lori:Young man,we don't treat kids like that.Now appolizes for what you did.

Kyle: (mumbles "sorry" under his breath) Alright, so now what are we gonna do?

Chin:We have art class next.

Kyle: Goody! Art! I love art. Alright, lead the way.

(Everyone goes to the art class)

Tim:Hello kids!

Kids:Hi Mr.B!

Tim:And who this young man?

Kyle: I'm Kyle! I've got a job here.

Tim:Well,welcome.I'm Tim Babolski,but everyone just calls me Mr.B.(Extends hand)Welcome.

Kyle: Well, good day to you then, Mr. B! Alright! (claps) Art!

Zuna:What are we doing today,Mr.B?

Tim:Today class,we going to use the primary and secondary colors to make a picture,remember to use red with green,blue with orange and yellow with purple.How get started.

Kids:Okay!(The kids grabed their colors)

Kyle: (walks around, looking at the kids' pictures)

Hayli:Kyle,what do you think of my picture?

Kyle: (looks at it)

(Shows a red and green picture of a dog)

Kyle: Interesting... It's no Picasso, but with a bit of work, it'll be getting there! Well done! (ruffles Hayli's hair)

Hew:How about mine?

Kyle: (looks)

(Shows a blue and orange picture of a fish)

Kyle: Yeah, that's pretty good!

Kero:And what about mine?

Kyle: (looks)

(Shows a yellow and purple tree)

Kyle: Interesting colour choice... Looks good, though! Keep it up!

(Soon the other younger kids want to show off their pictures)

Mia:The kids sure like you to see their work.

Kyle: (wearily) I noticed. (whirls around the room, commenting on every picture)

Rock:(Chuckles)You just came here and already your getting wearily.

Kyle: Nah, I'm good, eh?

Zuna:(Shows her pic of a red and green bat)How does this look?

Kyle: I like that one! (laughs)

Tim:Calm down everyone.

Kyle: (pulls a sketchbook and pen out of hammerspace, grabs a chair and sits, starts drawing)

Freya:What are you drawing?

Kyle: You'll see.

(Everyone in the clas finished drawing)

Tim:Good job class,and Kyle what did you draw?

(Kyle's picture has a figure standing in a spotlight, with ghosts swirling all around the edges of the light and around it, and a wizened old hand holding a pendant at the top of the picture where the light is coming from)

Tim:Interesting.

Blue:How can someone draw all that?

Kyle: Practice, skill and sheer boredom.

Tim:well,great job all of you.

(Bell ring)

Kyle: Lunch, I'm guessing?

Linda:You guessed right,follow us to the Lunchroom.

Kyle: (nods)

(In the Lunchroom)

Rey:Morning kids!

Kids:Morning Cheif Rey!

Rey:And you must be the new guy who's here to help.I'm Rey,the cook.

Kyle: (nods) Yep! Nice to meet you! Alright! TIme for noms!

Rey:Well I hope your hungry cause today is sloppy joe day.

Kids:Yum!

Kyle: (claps) Alright!

(Everyone gets their food, takes their seats and starts eating)

Kyle: (eating a cheese & bacon roll)

Mickie:What's wrong you didn't get one?

Kyle: Nah, I brought my own lunch.

Zuna:Okay.

Chin:Everyday is a different meal.

Kyle: Interesting...

Matt:Like yesterday we had pizza.

Kyle: What flavour pizza?

Kimmy:It's random.

Kyle: Meh, I only eat meatlovers. Do you ever have chicken curry and rice?

Kit:Your in luck.That's what we're eating tomarrow.

Freya:Cheif Rey makes the best chicken curry and rice.

Kyle: O RLY?

Rock:What's that suppose to mean?

Kyle: I make a pretty good chicken curry myself, you know.

Rey:Would you do us the honor to show us?

Kyle: Sure. (pulls a microwave out of his shadow, along with a large bowl of rice, a jug of water, a jar of chicken tikka masala, some milk, tomato sauce, and a pinch of salt)

Hayli:Would you like some help,big brother?

Kyle: (smiles) No, but thanks for the offer. (pats Hayli on the head) Alright... (mixes the curry, a tiny bit of milk and sauce, and the salt together, pulls some diced chicked out of his shadow, mixes the chicken and curry-sauce, sets it aside, puts a tiny bit of salt in the rice, adds water, puts it in the microwave, mentally turns it on despite the fact it isn't plugged in)