Talk:The Random Rangers

XD Wow, I like the name! "To the Idiotmobile!!!" 22:22, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

LOL thanks :D--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 22:23, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

How'ed this come to be? (i read the description at the top, but didn't want to have to read though the roleplay to find out) "To the Idiotmobile!!!"  22:24, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Iunno. I guess it's because they're so random, and ranger also starts with an "R".--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 22:26, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

That it does! :P "To the Idiotmobile!!!"  22:27, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Ryuuuuuuuuu! My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 04:56, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yus?--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 04:58, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

I gots somebody who wants to meet the Random Rangers~... My favorite odds:  | improbable ones.

Kewl =3

Unfortunately, I'm going to go to bed now..--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 05:03, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Drat... Some other time then. My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 05:04, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

You can set it up at least, if you want.--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 05:07, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Will do. My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 05:08, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

The Random Rangers meet the Joker of Hearts
It had been an average day for the Random Rangers. They had gone to the Duncan Hills coffee shop, Toxic had hit on Ryu seven times only to have her friends murder him in new ways, Linebeck an Rouge got into yet other fight when the crossed paths, and Kotuu and Vira challenged Albus and Shanoa to a friendly duel.

But that was about to change.

While the group was en-route back to their favorite caffeinated beverage store they noticed something very strange blocking their path: A non-mobian lion... wearing a black tee-shirt.

"JUDAS PRIEST IT'S A LION!! GET IN THE CAR!!" Ryu yelled.

"But we don't have a car," said Linebeck.

The lion flattened its ears at Ryu's outburst, glaring at the purple cat for disrupting the quiet that always followed it wherever it went.

"Uhh...sorry," she said to it, upon seeing its reaction.

The lion blinked upon hearing this, not expecting an apology in the least. It sat down and looked at Ryu confusedly.

"Huh? What's wrong?" she asked it, looking confused herself.

Not being able to talk, the great cat let of a sort of growling whine and cocked its head, trying to let the confusion it was experiencing show more than just a look in its eyes.

"I'm not sure it understood you, Ryu," said Kotuu.

After contemplating what the dragonoid said for a moment or two, it nodded.

Everyone stared.

"Then how'd it understand you??" Ryu asked Kotuu. He just shrugged.

The Lion looked as if were going to try and communicate something else, but before it could a bright green light enveloped it. When the light faded both the Lion and his shirt were nowhere to be seen.

"Strange... The shirted b******s normally attack on sight..." a voice from behind commented once the big-cat was gone.

Everyone jumped and whipped around.

Standing there was the most peculiar looking of overlanders. She wore a red Gothic/Victorian dress with a matching top-hat, a pair of knee-high, black boots with exposed steel plating on the toes, and had seemingly naturally purple hair. The most unsettling things about her, however, were her glowing green eyes.

"Whaaaaaaa?!" was everyone's reaction.

"Who're you?" Ryu asked.

The stranger smiled, revealing her abnormally pointy teeth. "Silly Kittymorph, you should know that's a question that's rather hard for a Joker to answer."

"Uhhhh...a Joker...?"

"She looks more like a vampire to me," Albus whispered to Shanoa.

"You don't know what a Joker is?" the stranger asked, seemingly confounded by this information. "How can you no-...... Nevermind, I forget I'm no longer playing "tag" with The Drive from time to time."