Talk:Discord, Carnage and Ruin

Kindly wait until I finish the article before you vote in the poll, KTHXBYE.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 23:07, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

but apart from that, what do you all think so far?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 23:30, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hey?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 23:20, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

VERAEHGOOD. I made a new word. You made awsumsauce. thingy. Sharna taught me THIS and aye made VERAEHGOOD. [can you tell im bored?]I am Elven, and proud of it! 23:23, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! And yes, I can tell. ;)--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 23:24, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Any minute now...I am going to do something crazy in a RP. Or pounce on someone, one of the two.I am Elven, and proud of it! 23:26, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Kairu: ...I WANNA FIGHT DEM!! 8D -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

AND DEY WANNA SKOOSH YOU!I am Elven, and proud of it! 23:40, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Kairu: ME NO CARE! (runs headlong at Discord, Carnage and Ruin) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

[sends a giant cheese wheel after him]I am Elven, and proud of it! 23:48, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ruin: It seems we have a challenger....

Kairu: GAH! SCREW YOUR CHEESE WHEELS! (destroys cheese wheels) Yes, I is challenging you to big fite, much action! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! X) -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

Ruin: Interesting...

Carnage: *grin* Hehehe...

Kairu: PH33R M3, F0R I I5 KAIRU TEH BAT!!!! (summons a hoard of shadows) LEZ GIT IT AAAWWWWWNNNNN!!

Discord: We're supposed to be afraid of these shadows...? Hmm.

Carnage: (Lets out a battle howl)

Kairu: Be afraid. Be very afraid. (the shadows swarm over him, covering him in living shadow armor, wielding a huge dual-bladed sword) Bring it!

Discord: Should we fuse for this fight?

Ruin: No.

(Carnage charges at Kairu.)

(Carnage charges straight through Kairu! It seems Kairu has teleported through the armor!)

Kairu: (jumps out of the ground onto Carnage's back) Just getting warmed up! -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

Carnage: Grrr!! (grows his claws and slashes at Kairu)

Kairu: You should get those trimmed, you might hurt somebody! (Carnage's shadow wraps around him, cocooning him until only his face is showing)

Carnage: GAAAH!! (he turns into a vaporous, wolf's head effigy and escapes)

Kairu: (flips over, and walks on his hands, dodging Carnage's swipes, while facing the other two) You're welcome to join in at any time!

Ruin: [Electricity forms in one paw as poison forms in the other] Gladly.

Kairu: Can't touch this Daa-nanana-nana-nana can't touch this! (flips into the air, and hovers there, flapping his wings)

Sunny: ohmaigawd, a fight? *evily laughs* MUAHAHAHAHAHA someone's GONNA DIE!-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  00:32, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

(Discord uses Aeromancy to rush Kairu at an insane speed! She hits him with Freezing Slash!)

Kairu: Ooh! Cold! ColdcoldcoldcoldOW! That was not a very smart move. You've made me angry now! (shadow death-spikes shoot up from the floor, aiming at the three wolves)

Keeayeeeh....I am Elven, and proud of it! 00:38, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

[The wolves jump out of the way with ease. Ruin retaliated with a combination of Sludge bomb and Thunderbolt.)

Sunny: i'm surprised there's no blood yet...hey! do ya'lls like Solarakinesis? >:3

Sol:Yep.

Kairu: Yipes! (flips out of the way) Ya know what? Three on three isn't really fair! (whistles, and a brown meerkat and a light-blue chameleon appear next to him) Guys! Big fight, three on one, need back-up!

Both: Right! (the meerkat faces down Carnage, Kodie takes on Discord and Kairu smiles at Ruin)

Kairu: That's more like it, hey? Yeah. Bring it, emo!

Ruin: *quiet laugh* HRAAAH! (strikes Kairu with Zap Palm)

Kairu: (hair stands on end) HEY! Do you know how long I spent getting this hair just right!? You'll pay for that! (shadows fly up in front of Kairu, and surrounding Ruin. Kairu punches rapidly through the shadows in front of him, and his fists fly out of random shadows, hitting Ruin from all sides)

Ruin: UGH!! (Electrifies his body, causing Kairu to get zapped on contact)

Kairu: OW! Grrr... (the shadows around both of them fly into Ruin, hitting him in rapid succession)

(With Carnage, and his opponent, the meerkat...)

???: Hey dude! What's up?

Carnage: ..........

???: ...party pooper. (slams his hand into the ground, a wave of rock shoots towards Carnage, knocking him off his feet)

Carnage: GRAAH!! You aren't the only Geomancer here!!! (retaliates with Rock Blast)

???: Dude, it's Geokinesis. Get it right or lose the fight! Hey, that rhymes... (a cocoon of rock forms around him, protecting him)

Carnage: *snort* Whatever! Now DIE!! [fires a Dark Rift at the meerkat)

???: (burrows through the ground, when he comes out, he is encased in earth armor, with a large rock sword) Charge! (attacks Carnage with the sword)

(With Discord and Kodie...)

Kodie: Take this! (uses Cocytus on Discord)

Discord: (Dodges and retaliates with Aeroblast)

Kodie: (an ice pillar appears and takes the blast, shattering into millions of pieces, which then point at Discord like arrows and fly at her, slicing her rapidly)

Discord: AAAAGH!!

Kodie: Do you give? (the arrows of ice reform into a huge ice golem, which grabs Discord by the throat)

Ruin: (Looks over) ?! (rushes Kodie and hits him with Lightning Slash)

(Ruin runs into a wall of ice and shadow.)

Kairu: Ah-ah-aaah! Stay with your own opponent, please! Dun worry, Kodie's a fair guy. He wouldn't dream of killing anyone in a fair fight.

Discord: Let......go......!!

Kodie: D'ya give up?

Discord: Never!! [slashes at the Golem's arm with Night Slash]

(The golem seems undamaged, and pile-drives Discord into the ground.)

Discord: AAUUUGH!!

Carnage: *snarl* We're being made to look like fools...!! But NO MORE!! (he slashes at the meerkat)

???: OW! (goes flying as his armor strips off from the sheer force of the blow)

Kairu: BRANNAN!

Brannan: I'M OKAY! (lands on the ground and causes an earthquake that knocks Carnage over)

Carnage: RAAAH!!

(Discord tries to get up.)

Ruin: (Uses Poison Jab on Kairu)

Kairu: So I herd u can fuze?

Ruin: Naturally.

Kairu: How interesting... We can kinda fuse... But back to fite nao! (a shadow slams into Ruin's back, throwing him into Kairu, who kicks him in the face)

Ruin: ARRRGH!!

Discord: Ugh....(manages to get up)

Carnage: (Howls loudly; his physical strength increases)

Kairu: You cannot stop us, for we are...

Brannan and Kairu: TEAM AWESOMESAUCE!

Kodie: (facepalm)

(Carnage uses Slash on Brannan. Discord is panting...)

Brannan: GAH! STOP HITTING MEEEEEEE! (many fists of rock shoot out of the ground and pound Carnage)

Kodie: NOW do you give up, or do I have to hurt ya some more?

Discord: Arrogant boy....!! (attacks Kodie with Air Slash)

Kodie: (jumps into the air, activates his shoes, which are really Skate-type EX Gear, rides along the wave of air, and delivers a double jackhammer kick to Discord's face)

Discord: AAAAAGH!!

Kodie: Do. You. Give. UP?

Discord: *thinking* How....how am I losing so easily....?! (she staggers to her feet, wiping blood from her mouth)

Kodie: Whassamatter? Upset 'cause you're losing to a kid?

Discord: You...will...die!! (she strikes Kodie with Gale Claw)

Kodie: (gets hit) GAH! You'll pay for that! (ice fists grow from the ground and smash Discord from every direction)

Discord: UGH!!

Carnage: Discord!!

Kodie: Give up before I am forced to TRY. (laughs)

Discord: (She tries to get up) Never...!! I'LL KILL YOU!! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DISCORD!!! (she charges and pounces on Kodie)

(Carnage and Ruin stop to watch this.)


 * (Ryu-Vampire?)

Kodie: Except Kodie the Chameleon! (performs his signature move, Flash Freeze)

Discord: (howls in agony)

Ruin: Discord!!

(Discord is laying on the ground, panting heavily.)

Kodie: This fight is over. The score is 0-1 in our favor.

Kairu: And it's about to be two! (launches himself at Ruin)

(Ruin swats Kairu out of the way. He looks furious. Carnage runs over to Discord.)

Carnage: Discord, are you alright?!

Kodie: She'll be okay. Perhaps her ego, however small it was in the first place, will be significantly smaller, but otherwise, full recovery. Flash Freeze didn't have as big an effect as it normally does, due to your friend's elemental alignment. (helps Discord up, and shakes her hand) Good fight! Maybe we should do this again sometime.

Discord: ...........

Ruin/Carnage: ...................

Kairu: Uh, are you okay?

Discord: *thinking* He beat me so easily....and now he shows me kindness...?!

Ruin: Well........

Kairu: (reads Discord's mind) Well, that's just common manners, ain't it?

Kodie: Yeah!

Brannan: Can I do my victory lap now?

Kairu: Go ahead.

Brannan: (pulls his shirt over his head and runs around yelling and yahooing like a maniac) W00! W00! WHO DA MAN! WE DA MAN! YEAH! YEAH! GO US!

Kairu: You doofus...

Discord: *thinking* Showboater...!! (storms away)

Kairu: Look what you did now! (Kairu, Kodie, and Brannan get into a 3 Stooges style fight)

Carnage: ......

Ruin: Discord, wait...! (runs after her)

(Humourously, the three are now rolling around in a giant dust-cloud, with heads, arms and legs poking out in true comic style)

(Carnage is laughing at them, sounding a bit like a hyena. Meanwhile...)

Discord: ..............

Ruin: Discord......we're just not used to dueling for fun.......

Discord: He mocked me...

Ruin: It was just in the fighting spirit...

(The dust cloud rolls by, with shouts coming from within. Kairu seems to have found a stick, and is beating the other two on the head wiht it. Carnage follows it, laughing so hard it's surprising he can still walk.)

Ruin: (Watches) .............

Carnage: Pound 'im good, mate! AHAHAHAHA!!

(Kodie has taken off his shoes, put them on his hands and is using them as boxing gloves.)

Carnage: *laughing* Lookit 'im! 'e's usin' 'is shoes as boxin' gloves!

[Tigero appears next to Carnage, heat emanating from his fur]

Tigero:creative.

Discord: *thinking* Am I truly so weak that I cannot even best a mere child...?

(Brannan is now trying to strangle Kodie with his jumper, while Kairu beats them both with a stick.)

Carnage: Hey, wot the-?! (extends his claws at tigero)

(The three run out of energy, and fall face-down on the ground, panting.)

Ruin: .............

Tigero:Yes?

(Slowly, the three get up, laughing so hard, no-one else can hear anything else)

Kairu: That was so fun!

Kodie: Next time, I wanna have the stick!

Brannan: Haha!

Discord: (Looks at them) *thinking* They...enjoyed that...?

Carnage: (to Tigero) You got a lotta guts sneakin' up on me like that!

Tigero:And?

Carnage: *snarling*

Ruin: That's enough.

(Carnage stops snarling.)

Kairu: Yeah, we enjoyed it.

Kodie: Who doesn't enjoy a good playfight?

Brannan: I do.

[Tigero's tail whips impatiently]

Tigero:..........Why so long.......

Discord: .............

Tigero:......hrmmmm...

[the heat around him intensifies.]

(Carnage doesn't flinch from the heat.)

[the heat just gets hotter, and fire bursts from his eartips ond whiskertips]

Tigero:...................It should'nt take this long.

Carnage: (Crosses arms) Hmph.

[the heat reachs volcanic temperatures, fire bursts all over him]

Tigero:Soon......I sense it coming...

(Kairu, Brannan and Kodie have all melted into puddles on the floor with blinking eyes.)

Kairu: Well. This sucks.

Discord: !! (shies away from the heat)

[fire begins floating in the air as it reaches magma temperatures. A red glint appears in the sky]

Tigero:finally...

Carnage: ?!

[it gets closer fast, revealing it's a gem]

Kairu & Brannan & Kodie: We is a slushy melt! WHEE!

Discord/Ruin/Carnage: .............

Tigero:The dragonsblood gem...So destructive....So rare...

Carnage: Dragonsblood Gem....?

Tigero:created when a Tigeroan Dragon draws it's last breath. the dragon's blood is crystallized...most of it. But the blood in it's horn...Launches. Anything it touches is reduced to ash...It htis the ground, and destroys everything within miles...

Ruin: What are you planning.....?

Kairu: TIGERO'S GONE MAD! SLUSH FOR YOUR LIFE! (the three creep along the ground slowly, trying to go fast)

Discord: ......(uses Cryomancy to freeze the three solid, then picks them up and runs)

Tigero:I am going to catch it...I'm the only pyrokinetic powerful enough to not be destroyed....


 * (Ryu-Well technically, Fiamme could catch it easily too.)

[artemis-aye, but i wasn't counting gods. they kinda go without saying]


 * (Ryu-ah.)