Talk:Xenon the Celestial

Schweet picture.

Dismal: Scary... ._.--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 02:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thx :D. M2M drew it for me.

Xenon: *smirks* I'll take that as a compliment.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  02:47, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Speedy: *arm around dismal in a friendly way* be glad he's not bi-whatever....is he? Tails 6000  02:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

No, he's not bi. He's Zeph's anti. And since Zeph is bi, that means...er...Xenon isnt capable of loving? Idk XD-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  02:49, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: It's not THAT...(points to Xenon's categories; one of them is "Doctors")

Speedy: 0.0' uh-oh.............

(Sorry, I was busy moving the messages around. Twist, he isnt bi. I dont really think he's capable of loving, since Zeph is bi)

Xenon: *takes out a syringe and laughs*

Dismal: *whimper*


 * (Twist:make him do something romantic okay??? makes it funnier)

Speedy: I make a better doctor and I make ppl feel better *gets a syringe gun* dismal stay calm


 * (Celeste - Well, he's capable of loving, but not in a romantic way. I think the only thing that he'd actually love would be a non-anthro animal (but he'd love it as a pet, I guess). So yeah, no romance when it comes to Xenon. If you look at Xe's pic on DA, in the description M2M summarized his personality)

Xenon: *to Dismal* You're lucky that I wont attack you for no reason. *mumbles* I guess my counterpart and I do have something in common...


 * (Twist:meh close enough :3)

Speedy: dont make me shoot you anti...weird...doctor....whatever -_-'

Jeremy: [appears behind Speedy] A little runt smack talking to a grown-up? How pathetic.

Xenon: *to Jeremy* Quite true.

Speedy: *aims the gun at Jeremy* well my dad said to defend friends and myself at any time...and this IS one of those times so......heck no *fires the syrenge gun at Jeremy*

Jeremy: [grabs the syringe and kicks Speedy on the crotch, hard] Like I said, little runts should NEVER talk trash to grown-ups. And don't try to take it personally, but this is something what MY counterpart would say.

(Jeremy molds his face, turning into a replica of Johnny the Fox!)

Jeremy (impersonating Johnny): I don't even like fighting! I would just sit on the couch and let the big guys do their heroic stuff for me!

Jeremy: [his face turns into his original form] HA! A little man knows when not to fight and run for his life!

Speedy: OW! just be glad....I ain't about to freeze *gets a freeze ray and attempts to freeze him*


 * (Twist:heheh LOL I had a physical yesterday and the doc checked if I had some sort of disease in my crotch...plus I had shots)

Jeremy: HA! That little toy of yours can't get past THIS! [wields his Bolt Gun V2 and fires it at the freeze ray]

(SFX- BOOOM!!!!)

Xenon: *crosses his arms and smirks* Impressive...

(Celeste - sorry guys, I gotta go >_<. I have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow to get to band camp. cya!)
 * (JMB- Awww, bai lil' sis! Hope you have fun!)
 * (Twist:I hope too....and J u is my older brozer :P if I was in ur fake family tho)

Speedy: okay ya got me there.....but you'll epically fail once ya see oh I know MY WUNDER WAFFE DG-3JZ! *pulls out a wunder waffe DG-3JZ* heheh now....TO KILL YOU! *fires a red lightning bolt at him*


 * (Twist:nazi zombies got back to me LOL)

Xenon: Now, now. No need for violence, without a cause. *dodges the lightning bolt as well as pulls Jeremy away from it*

Jeremy: Yeah, and besides, I would risk getting electrocuted from you, little boy. 'Sides, I have better things that I can torture one of my favorite victims.

Speedy: uhhhhhhh good point but...you'd have to speek with my advisor...or shall I say advisors.....SUZIE..LARA!!!!

Suzie and Lara: yeah?

Speedy: help me kill these idiots


 * (Twist:finally suzie and lara settled their differences)

Xenon: *rolls eyes* These kids will never learn.

Jeremy: Touché.

Suzie-Lu: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY SPEEDY THAT WAY, C'MERE YOU COWARDS! *runs over to them along with the others*

(Jeremy simply uses Aqua Whip on Suzie-Lu, whipping her away from him and Xenon)

(SFX- CRACK!!)

Speedy: ah crap Well plan B..........*zooms off*

Jeremy: [smirks] I knew it.


 * (Twist: XD it's a PART of plan B......he has a method of attack, oh TEEEEXXXXXXXX!)

Agent Tex: *walks by speedy* I sdee you harrassed my friends....your gonna pay or that... *puts on ODST like helmet*

Jeremy: Not our problem, bub. They're the ones who attacked us first.

Agent Tex: doesn't matter, they tried to save my hedgehog friend too.......*zooms towards Jeremy and starts attempting to fight him*


 * (Twist:yeah Tex is very hard to beat, I based her off a red vs. blue character of the same name)

Jeremy: Hmph. You Mobians are all the same; clueless and misfitted! [moves over to the side and makes Agent Tex trip onto the ground]

Xenon: *as Tex falls to the ground, he steps on her back to hold her down; to Jeremy* That is true, fox. The Mobians obviously have no sense of respect.

Jeremy: Indeed. The name's Jeremy, by the way. And you must be?

Xenon: It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeremy. I'm Xenon Sharpe.

Agent Tex: now I'm p***ed......

Xenon: You wouldnt be mad, if you hadn't messed with us, hun.

Jeremy: Indeed. Besides, you should've been smart to run from us and spare your life just like your friends.

Xenon: *nods* Exactly.

Tex: those who mess with me.....get their heads blown off *gets off the ground and sticks 2 pistols to their heads*


 * (Twist:she's based off an RvB character of the same name, so she aint that easy to beat)

Jeremy: Oh? [swipes one of Tex's gun away and points it at her head with his SPAS-12 shotgun] Mine can blow your head off over a little toy gun of yours.

Agent Tex: I can even kill a fox knight in half the time darn it! *kneees Jeremy's crotch* now you better run before I call GUN on you both....

Xenon: *grabs various syringes (five in each hand) out of hammerspace* Now, as I've said, violence doesnt solve everything. It would be a good idea to talk the problem out, yes?

Agent Tex: heheh your like the doctor idiot I pounded the other day

Xenon: Doctor, yes. Idiot, most certainly not. I'm persuading you to act mature and settle this problem in a civilized manner.

Agent Tex: I'd rather not........*pounds fist*

Xenon: *smirks* I thought you'd say something like that. After all, you are a Mobian.

Tex: don't think about making me pass out, you can't put a needle in any part of my body armor.....and don't try taking my helmet off....I have a shocking defense mechanism on it...so you'll get shcoked *pounds fist again*

Xenon: Well, thank you very much for being honest and telling me that. *puts the syringes away* If we're going to fight, lets fight fair. No weapons. Jeremy and I, versus you and one of your friends.

Jeremy: [to Tex] Yeah. [winces in pain after getting kneed in the crotch] And you oughta think before using cheap shots.

Xenon: Correct. I'll tell you a fact, that I can tell when somebody's plotting something nasty in a fight.

Jeremy: [nods to Xenon]

Xenon: So, Tex, choose who you will fight us with. Quickly, please. I dont have much time for this.

Tex: I choose to fight, by myself.............. *cracks knuckles*


 * (Twist:she even looked like she murdered a team of 25!!!)

Xenon: *sigh* You apparently didnt hear about what I said about fair fighting. I honestly dont know if you're choosing to fight alone because you want to seem intimidating, or not. But either way, you're just making things worse for yourself.

Tex: oh really, look what happened to this poor guy *shows a small slideshow of what happened during her training against murdock*

Johnny: [rolls eyes]

Xenon: So you honestly think that I should be afraid of you? I think not. I honestly dont care if you plan to injure me. My whole family is dead, so I'm mentally numb towards that fact.

Tex: *bangs both of their heads together* thats the start of an easy win for Tex....a strong super soldier...against 2 weak moebians

(Unfortunately, neither of the Moebians seems to be fazed!)

Jeremy: [roundhouse kicks Tex] HA! More like a weak super soldier!

(SFX- WHAM!!!!)

Tex: gah....man yiou 2 are a pathetic bunch.... *sucker-punches Jeremy and has him down on the ground*

(However...)

Jeremy: [catches Tex's fist] Ah-ah-ah.

Tex: this is boring...shall I level the field of battle with...TELEPORTERS?????

(somehow many teleporters appear out of nowhere making it more intense)

Xenon: I knew I sensed an unfair fight. Of course a Mobian would have to play dirty to win.

Tex: hey doesn't matter, it's an anything goes match anyways...sooooooooo SHOTGUN *punches Xenon in the face into a teleporter*

Jeremy: [kicks Tex out of the way] Pft. I knew you Mobians are nowhere as clever as we do. [reaches in his pocket and wields his mini-EMP] A fair fight would be good, but I guess you lack common sense like the rest of the clueless Mobians. [activates his mini-EMP, disabling Tex's teleporters]

Tex: well since it be anything goes.....might as well use this ya cant catch WHAT YA CAN'T SEE! *uses active campo to atttack unsuspectingly*


 * (Twist:she's using items from halo 3)

Xenon: *smirks and pulls out the syringes* Alright, let's end this fight!

Tex: *roundhouses Xenon without being seen*

Xenon: *falls to the ground and coughs* Alright, you got me there, I'll admit. *smirks* Now it's my turn. *he proceeds to trip Tex with his tail*

Tex: *jumps far back and throws a sticky grenade to the wall an attempt to set off the many explosive barrals and propane tanks*

Jeremy: !


 * (Twist:thus the hilarious ending with tex doing nothing but shoving a stone barrier precisely!)

Tex: *now standing after the explosion puts a stone barier exactly where Jeremy will fall and then waits patiently*

(SFX-BOOOOM!!!!)

(Unfourtunately to Tex, Jeremy and Xenon do not fall as they are protected by Jeremy's Aqua Shield!)

Tex: awww crud........

Murdock: hey tex *runs by her* ya need any help with these loonies????

Tex: with plessure..... now.......lets get id of these elemnt attacks...... *sets an ice emp to disable water attacks then water to disable fire, but not countered by ice...and fire to disable ice making jeremy's eklemt's useless*

(Jeremy laughs, however)

Xenon: *smirks at Tex* Is that the best you've got? I still have my abilities, and I'm sure Jeremy has much more than Hydrokinesis.

Jeremy: [laughs evilly] Fools! Water AND Ice can form together into one deadly attack! DO THE MATH, CHILDREN! [in a sadistic voice] Now I get to use these powers against you. [uses a powerful Icy Breath on both Murdock and Tex, freezing them into icicles]

??? I PITY THA FOOL! *throws fire punches*


 * (Twist:cue A-TEAM THEME XD!)

Jeremy: [smirks; then backfists ???] I pity the fool who is not as smart like the rest of these misfitted Mobians.

(SFX- WHAP!!!!)

B.A. Baracus: and I say SHOTGUN!

(some noise of a car is heard)

Xenon: Huh, this is new. Oh well, the more opponents, the more enjoyable the fight turns out to be. *smirks evilly*

Jeremy: And I say you're getting yourself a DUI! [forms into a puddle and then into ice, so B.A. Baracus can drive over him]

(and sure enough Another hedgehog by the name of Grif smacks Xenon with his bumper)

Grif: yeah hows that bumper taste dumb***


 * (Twist:man it's either me or I gotta make a ton of new characters)

(But since they drove over on ice from Jeremy, they miss Xenon and crashes onto a wall instead!)

(SFX-CRASH!!!)

Grif: bad idea B.A. DAMN YOU ICEMAN!!!!!!!!!! *gets flamethrower and shoots at any kind of ice and also setting free tex and murdock*

Jeremy: ! [quickly forms to normal and dodges the Flamethrower]


 * (Celeste - I've gotta leave for the night, guys; cya!)
 * (JMB-G'night sis! I'll leave this talkplay for a pause)
 * (Twist:bye sunny)

Murdock: thanks grif..... *starts ppounding the crap out of Xenon while Tex and everyoen else focus on Jeremy*

Grif: no prob....... *attempts to attack Jeremy but fails by getting hit in the crotch* OW!

Jeremy: [laughs] Talk about clumsy!

Tex: well now ya pissed someone other than us off......

(then a red armored echidna bursts through the wall and pounds Jere,y hjard)

Sarge: NO ONE HURTS GIRF BUT US!

Tex: even if he does so by himself.......

Sarge: oh I forgot I had this *starts using some jetpack still holding Jeremy in a headlock* heheh ya afraid of heights ya big baby?


 * (Twist:XD it's now like 25 against 2)

(But Jeremy forms into a puddle, thus causing Sarge's grip to slip off and he lands safely onto the ground before regenerating)

Jeremy: Who's the big baby now, drools for brains?!

Tex: wait....this is going nowhere..........everyone is trying to kill you, and your rpetty much making us all fail..........thus more people join the fight, making it even more going nowhere.................besides....none of us even got a HIT on you during this whole battle, not counting me hitting you in the crotch before hand, seriously if this won't let us get a smack on ya, I'm out,

A-Team: us too

Grif: me too

SargeL: yeah see you freelancers *walks off with everyone else, but not before throwing a throwing knife aiming at Jeremy's crotch*

Jeremy: [chuckles as he grabs the knife] Thanks for the souvenir, F-Team. As in the Fail Team! [laughs evilly]

(Hannibal then throws a setmex at Jeremy nearly sticking to him but itstead sticks to a barrel and explodes, and a blue armored hedgehog comes in holding a sniper-rifle)

???: hey you idiots, never...and I mean NEVER call those guys fail........because you are just as fail as eevryone else *aims sniper-rifle at Jeremy's stomach and fires*


 * (Twist:okay mainly the whole time everyone failed at attacking, NOW is the time I get to have church kick Jeremy's butt, that sound fair? heheh I basically let ya pound my other guys around like ragdolls)

(Despite being shot, Jeremy feels no pain from bullet wounds!)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly] You call that marksmanship sniping?! Your pathetic toy gun is all but a match with [wields his Scar-H rifle with Grenadier] this! [fires the Grenadier, blowing ??? sky high (not mean't to kill him, but to make him be thrown into the skies)]

(SFX- BOOOOM!!)

???: man what are ya crazy? *swaps weapons with a spartan laser, a G.U.N. weapon only for his personell* your facing with a hedgehog spartan darn it! *charges laser aiming at jeremy and fires without warning* HAHA! THATS THE POWER OF THE SPARTAN LASER.......lets hope it worked though.....

[SFX: laser charge and fire]


 * (Twist:halo spartan, I am NOT making this used by sparta XD plus I'm gonna show some funny bit involving why you shouldn't mess with science that sound good? I'll tell you when we're about to start it)

Xenon: *sigh* Zis fight will never end, will it?

Jeremy: Ditto. They are beyond clueless if you ask me, Xenon.

Xenon: Quite. Let's cut this fight short, da? *throws a smokebomb onto the ground, releasing a smoke-screen*

Jeremy: Gladly. [vanishes from the smoke, along with Xenon]

[After a while, they stop near a wheat field~]

Xenon: Vell, we lost them. Then again, they were probably too confused to find out zat we escaped. *snickers*

Jeremy: Yeah. I guess not many misfitted Mobians aresclever enough either way.

Xenon: Speaking of the Mobians, vat is yours like? I absolutely cannot tolerate mine~

Jeremy: Ugh... Johnny, my counterpart. Not only was he dumped on by Alyssa, mainly because of her uneccesary behaviour, but he has a really weird accent, despite that he has an unusual New Yorker and a broken Spanish accent, Xenon.

Hey,
Hey, it's nice to see someone doesn't want to write appearance too.Look at my character Alvilda some time please!I am Twilight, Twilight the Wolf - http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Twilight_the_Wolf 02:50, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Heh, yeah, I'm pretty lazy when it comes to writing appearances. I dont really see the point of them when there's a picture of the character already shown. However, I also dont have a full-body design of Xenon yet. So I guess I really cant write an appearance-summary just yet.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  02:53, August 29, 2010 (UTC)