Talk:Xenon the Celestial

Schweet picture.

Dismal: Scary... ._.--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 02:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thx :D. M2M drew it for me.

Xenon: *smirks* I'll take that as a compliment.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  02:47, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Speedy: *arm around dismal in a friendly way* be glad he's not bi-whatever....is he? Tails 6000  02:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

No, he's not bi. He's Zeph's anti. And since Zeph is bi, that means...er...Xenon isnt capable of loving? Idk XD-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  02:49, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: It's not THAT...(points to Xenon's categories; one of them is "Doctors")

Speedy: 0.0' uh-oh.............

(Sorry, I was busy moving the messages around. Twist, he isnt bi. I dont really think he's capable of loving, since Zeph is bi)

Xenon: *takes out a syringe and laughs*

Dismal: *whimper*


 * (Twist:make him do something romantic okay??? makes it funnier)

Speedy: I make a better doctor and I make ppl feel better *gets a syringe gun* dismal stay calm


 * (Celeste - Well, he's capable of loving, but not in a romantic way. I think the only thing that he'd actually love would be a non-anthro animal (but he'd love it as a pet, I guess). So yeah, no romance when it comes to Xenon. If you look at Xe's pic on DA, in the description M2M summarized his personality)

Xenon: *to Dismal* You're lucky that I wont attack you for no reason. *mumbles* I guess my counterpart and I do have something in common...


 * (Twist:meh close enough :3)

Speedy: dont make me shoot you anti...weird...doctor....whatever -_-'

Jeremy: [appears behind Speedy] A little runt smack talking to a grown-up? How pathetic.

Xenon: *to Jeremy* Quite true.

Speedy: *aims the gun at Jeremy* well my dad said to defend friends and myself at any time...and this IS one of those times so......heck no *fires the syrenge gun at Jeremy*

Jeremy: [grabs the syringe and kicks Speedy on the crotch, hard] Like I said, little runts should NEVER talk trash to grown-ups. And don't try to take it personally, but this is something what MY counterpart would say.

(Jeremy molds his face, turning into a replica of Johnny the Fox!)

Jeremy (impersonating Johnny): I don't even like fighting! I would just sit on the couch and let the big guys do their heroic stuff for me!

Jeremy: [his face turns into his original form] HA! A little man knows when not to fight and run for his life!

Speedy: OW! just be glad....I ain't about to freeze *gets a freeze ray and attempts to freeze him*


 * (Twist:heheh LOL I had a physical yesterday and the doc checked if I had some sort of disease in my crotch...plus I had shots)

Jeremy: HA! That little toy of yours can't get past THIS! [wields his Bolt Gun V2 and fires it at the freeze ray]

(SFX- BOOOM!!!!)

Xenon: *crosses his arms and smirks* Impressive...

(Celeste - sorry guys, I gotta go >_<. I have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow to get to band camp. cya!)
 * (JMB- Awww, bai lil' sis! Hope you have fun!)
 * (Twist:I hope too....and J u is my older brozer :P if I was in ur fake family tho)

Speedy: okay ya got me there.....but you'll epically fail once ya see oh I know MY WUNDER WAFFE DG-3JZ! *pulls out a wunder waffe DG-3JZ* heheh now....TO KILL YOU! *fires a red lightning bolt at him*


 * (Twist:nazi zombies got back to me LOL)

Xenon: Now, now. No need for violence, without a cause. *dodges the lightning bolt as well as pulls Jeremy away from it*

Jeremy: Yeah, and besides, I would risk getting electrocuted from you, little boy. 'Sides, I have better things that I can torture one of my favorite victims.

Speedy: uhhhhhhh good point but...you'd have to speek with my advisor...or shall I say advisors.....SUZIE..LARA!!!!

Suzie and Lara: yeah?

Speedy: help me kill these idiots


 * (Twist:finally suzie and lara settled their differences)

Xenon: *rolls eyes* These kids will never learn.

Jeremy: Touché.

Suzie-Lu: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY SPEEDY THAT WAY, C'MERE YOU COWARDS! *runs over to them along with the others*

(Jeremy simply uses Aqua Whip on Suzie-Lu, whipping her away from him and Xenon)

(SFX- CRACK!!)

Speedy: ah crap Well plan B..........*zooms off*

Jeremy: [smirks] I knew it.


 * (Twist: XD it's a PART of plan B......he has a method of attack, oh TEEEEXXXXXXXX!)

Agent Tex: *walks by speedy* I sdee you harrassed my friends....your gonna pay or that... *puts on ODST like helmet*

Jeremy: Not our problem, bub. They're the ones who attacked us first.

Agent Tex: doesn't matter, they tried to save my hedgehog friend too.......*zooms towards Jeremy and starts attempting to fight him*


 * (Twist:yeah Tex is very hard to beat, I based her off a red vs. blue character of the same name)

Jeremy: Hmph. You Mobians are all the same; clueless and misfitted! [moves over to the side and makes Agent Tex trip onto the ground]

Xenon: *as Tex falls to the ground, he steps on her back to hold her down; to Jeremy* That is true, fox. The Mobians obviously have no sense of respect.

Jeremy: Indeed. The name's Jeremy, by the way. And you must be?

Xenon: It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeremy. I'm Xenon Sharpe.

Agent Tex: now I'm p***ed......

Xenon: You wouldnt be mad, if you hadn't messed with us, hun.

Jeremy: Indeed. Besides, you should've been smart to run from us and spare your life just like your friends.

Xenon: *nods* Exactly.

Tex: those who mess with me.....get their heads blown off *gets off the ground and sticks 2 pistols to their heads*


 * (Twist:she's based off an RvB character of the same name, so she aint that easy to beat)

Jeremy: Oh? [swipes one of Tex's gun away and points it at her head with his SPAS-12 shotgun] Mine can blow your head off over a little toy gun of yours.

Agent Tex: I can even kill a fox knight in half the time darn it! *kneees Jeremy's crotch* now you better run before I call GUN on you both....

Xenon: *grabs various syringes (five in each hand) out of hammerspace* Now, as I've said, violence doesnt solve everything. It would be a good idea to talk the problem out, yes?

Agent Tex: heheh your like the doctor idiot I pounded the other day

Xenon: Doctor, yes. Idiot, most certainly not. I'm persuading you to act mature and settle this problem in a civilized manner.

Agent Tex: I'd rather not........*pounds fist*

Xenon: *smirks* I thought you'd say something like that. After all, you are a Mobian.

Tex: don't think about making me pass out, you can't put a needle in any part of my body armor.....and don't try taking my helmet off....I have a shocking defense mechanism on it...so you'll get shcoked *pounds fist again*

Xenon: Well, thank you very much for being honest and telling me that. *puts the syringes away* If we're going to fight, lets fight fair. No weapons. Jeremy and I, versus you and one of your friends.

Jeremy: [to Tex] Yeah. [winces in pain after getting kneed in the crotch] And you oughta think before using cheap shots.

Xenon: Correct. I'll tell you a fact, that I can tell when somebody's plotting something nasty in a fight.

Jeremy: [nods to Xenon]

Xenon: So, Tex, choose who you will fight us with. Quickly, please. I dont have much time for this.

Tex: I choose to fight, by myself.............. *cracks knuckles*


 * (Twist:she even looked like she murdered a team of 25!!!)

Xenon: *sigh* You apparently didnt hear about what I said about fair fighting. I honestly dont know if you're choosing to fight alone because you want to seem intimidating, or not. But either way, you're just making things worse for yourself.

Tex: oh really, look what happened to this poor guy *shows a small slideshow of what happened during her training against murdock*

Johnny: [rolls eyes]

Xenon: So you honestly think that I should be afraid of you? I think not. I honestly dont care if you plan to injure me. My whole family is dead, so I'm mentally numb towards that fact.

Tex: *bangs both of their heads together* thats the start of an easy win for Tex....a strong super soldier...against 2 weak moebians

(Unfortunately, neither of the Moebians seems to be fazed!)

Jeremy: [roundhouse kicks Tex] HA! More like a weak super soldier!

(SFX- WHAM!!!!)

Tex: gah....man yiou 2 are a pathetic bunch.... *sucker-punches Jeremy and has him down on the ground*

(However...)

Jeremy: [catches Tex's fist] Ah-ah-ah.

Tex: this is boring...shall I level the field of battle with...TELEPORTERS?????

(somehow many teleporters appear out of nowhere making it more intense)

Xenon: I knew I sensed an unfair fight. Of course a Mobian would have to play dirty to win.

Tex: hey doesn't matter, it's an anything goes match anyways...sooooooooo SHOTGUN *punches Xenon in the face into a teleporter*

Jeremy: [kicks Tex out of the way] Pft. I knew you Mobians are nowhere as clever as we do. [reaches in his pocket and wields his mini-EMP] A fair fight would be good, but I guess you lack common sense like the rest of the clueless Mobians. [activates his mini-EMP, disabling Tex's teleporters]

Tex: well since it be anything goes.....might as well use this ya cant catch WHAT YA CAN'T SEE! *uses active campo to atttack unsuspectingly*


 * (Twist:she's using items from halo 3)