User blog comment:JayJayKingNo.1/Introduction/@comment-25289427-20140724155653

[Dances his way in here, eating a Hershey's bar.]

Hey, new user and welcome to hell- I mean, SFW!

My name is Agent-Grail, but you can call me Zion or Grail. I'm one of the (nearly) one-year old users here. You can ask me for advice whenever you like. I hope you enjoy your eternal hel- I mean, stay here!

<u< (They don't know that I'mma devil...)