Talk:Statyx the Hedgehog

Talkplay
Statyx: Yo. It's been a while since I've been out n' about- *sneezes, knocking a layer of dust off of his body* and with all the new fellas out there, me n' the big guy decided I needed to get re-acquainted with people.

Justin: I'm not that big - -

Statyx: Not anymore at least.

Tectonic: How mean. :C Dont insult your creator...'s fursona-

W/ Lightning
(A Yellow hedgehog with White hair is seen from a distance, arguing with an oversized chicken)

Cuoleputure: Your such a brat, you know that?!

Selenia: Look who's talking!! How dare you fight with him when I tell you not to mess with my friends!!

Statyx: Umm..... what the heck?

Cuoleputure: Just listen to me-*sees Statyx at the corner of his eye, then stops talking*

Selenia: Oh yeah?? What? What's oh so important?? *notices him being quiet*

Statyx: *confused leook* Umm....?

Selenia: Uh...? Hello...? *throws a spark at Cuole, trying to wake him up*

Cuoleputure: *gets a small reaction, looking back at her* Hm..? Oh...Someone's just watching us...

Selenia: Who? * looks around a bit*

Statyx: *waves* Um, hello?

Selenia: Hm? *turns to where Statyx is waving* Oh! Um...Hi! *waves back*

Statyx: Hey Selenia. *points at Cuoleputure* What's with the canine phoenix wannabe?

Cuoleputure: [low grow] I don't need a green and yellow bannana telling me I'm a Wannabe - -#

Selenia: Don't mind him, he's just...Annoying. That's all.

Statyx: Ah. And FYI *turns to Cuoleputure* I happen to be the legal guardian, surrogate brother, and mentor to a real-deal phoenix. So I know a wannabe when I see a wannabe.

Cuoleputure: Oh? How do I know you're a "guardian"? Have you been around 6000's of years ago, Mortal? I think not.

Selenia: ._."

Statyx: Whatever, phoenix wannabe. Talk tough if you want, but I bet you aren't too hot to handle.

Cuoleputure: Wanna bet?

Selenia: No, He doesn't! Just shut up Cuole!

Statyx: Heh, bring it!

W/Samara
(Oh, yay! You archived it!)

Samara: *is hiding in the bushes at a local park, waiting for somebody to scare, because she obviously has nothing better to do with her life*


 * (Kagi: I needed to.)

Statyx: *walking through the park, enjoying the scenery and fresh air*


 * (Celeste - Well, yeah, it was getting big.)

Samara: *spots him and chuckles quietly, waiting to see if he'll pass by*


 * (Kagi: "Getting"?)

Statyx: *doesn't seem to notice Samara, he walks right by her*


 * (Celeste - Alright, it was already big to begin with.)

Samara: *jumps out at him with a battle cry, attempting to frighten him*

Statyx: *reflexively throws a punch to Samara's gut, grabs her neck when she keels over, and throws her against a tree*

Samara: *her eyes widen and she lets out a small choked sound*

Statyx: !! What the Hell!?

Samara: *slumps down to the ground, a bit frightened herself now*

(Celeste - Please get me to stop eating tic-tacs! They're so addicting D:)


 * (Kagi: How can I help?? D:)

Statyx: Geez! What was that for!?


 * (Celeste - I...dont know :C lol)

Samara: *forces a small smile and chuckles*


 * (Kagi: XD)

Statyx: Wha...?

Samara: *chuckles some more at his confusion*

[A small bolt of electricity scorches the tree, just a few inches away from Samara's head.]

Samara: *shrieks quickly and instinctively moves away from the tree*

Statyx: *pointing a smoking finger at the scorch mark, wearing a "not impressed" expression*

Samara: *doesnt know what to do; either stay and apologize, or make a break for it*

Statyx: Waiting.