Talk:Heidi Rose

Ryu: Oh Ka, I'm so tempted to swear up a storm in front of her.

Linebeck: *snickers* Do it. :3

Heidi:*gasps* How rude! Ladies do not swear!

Ryu: I swear all the f***ing time, what are you talking about?

Heidi:*gasps* How dare you use such unladylike language! Where are your manners!?

Ryu: I buried them in the god-damned ground.

Heidi:*gasps even more dramaticly* How dare you take the name of the lord in vain! You are not acting as a proper lady should!

Ryu: Oh sorry, I should've said "in the f***ing ground".

[Linebeck is busy having a fit of giggles.]

Heidi: *her face turns bright red, and then she simply takes a sip of some tea* Ladies do not fight, we also do not dress like men. *She offers Ryu a super long, princess style, ball gown*

[Ryu looks like she's going to gag.]

Ryu: I do NOT wear dresses. Euuugh!

Heidi:*gasps* A lady must always dress to impress, it is not very ladylike to dress like a man.

Ryu: This might come as a shocker, but I don't dress to impress anybody but myself.

Heidi:*gasps even more dramaticly* How dare you!? That is a very selfish thing to say! It is your duty as a lady to to worry more about if men find you attractive or not! And men love ladies, not tomboys!

Ryu: Really? I'm pretty sure my boyfriend doesn't mind me being a tomboy.

Linebeck: And for the record, I'm not her boyfriend. Just a friend.
 * (Jon-Should I be in it? :P )


 * (Go right ahead)


 * (Jon-Okey-doke!)

Heidi:*gasps* I cannot believe that you actually accept being called a tomboy, where I come from, tomboy is a dirty word!

Johnny: [stealthily and mischievously stands next to Heidi, mimicking Heidi's expression, with a bit of humorous side to it, adding funny gestures]

[That just makes Linebeck laugh even more, although he's trying to hold it in.]

Ryu: Can't be a dirtier word than 'f***'. Or 's***'.

Heidi: *turns her attention to Johnny, and then she simply takes a sip of some tea* Ladies do not raise their voices either.

Johnny: [does what Heidi can do by pretending to sip a cup of tea, and shakes his tail a bit, also making humorous mouthing words to match her voice in a hilarious fashion]

Ryu: I didn't raise my voice. [takes a deep breath, then screams] THIS IS RAISING MY F***ING VOICE!!

Heidi: *takes another sip of some tea* Ladies are not aggressive either, no man loves an aggressive woman.

Ryu: Oh, so I'm supposed to be docile and submissive? Fat f***ing chance!"

Johnny: [continues to mimic Heidi's gestures (with a side of humor) by pretending to sip another cup of tea and also moves his arm and hand, doing the "no-no" gesture, while also matching Heidi's voice by mouthing words]

Heidi:*sips some more tea* It is talk like that that gives out a bad first impression, for first impressions are everything.

Johnny: [does the same by mouthing words to match Heidi's, doing more of sipping of tea as a way of mimicking and does a fake ladylike pose, doing more of a "no-no" gesture (by moving his hand left and right, with his index finger extended)]

Ryu: Well gee, I guess I don't have any friends then if I make that bad of a first impression. Except wait! I do have friends!

Johnny: [snickers a bit as he waves both to Linebeck and Ryushu, as he was doing well so far making a hilarious impression of Heidi]

[Linebeck is silently wheezing with laughter.]

Heidi: Delinquents attract other delinquents. And delinquent women are unattractive.

Johnny: [continues to mouth words to match Heidi's voice, even shaking his hips as if going ladylike, also doing more "no-no" gesture]

Ryu: Well s***, I don't care that my friends are delinquents too. And you must not have heard me when I said I have a boyfriend.
 * (Jon- I bet Linebeck was laughing so hard at Johnny doing an impersonation of Heidi, right? XD )
 * (Ryu-He's laughing so hard that no noise is coming out)

Johnny: [to Heidi] Would a lady wear combat boots? [he snickers as he looks at Ryushu and Linebeck] Wanna see how ladylike looks like?!

Heidi:*gasps* Heavens no! Ladies do not fight, or get dirty.

Johnny: Really? 'cause I had a fiery friend who can't back down whatsoever. Even my friend Ryushu can defend herself well.

Ryu: Well, I kinda mostly rely on my Pokemon...

Johnny: True. But hey, wanna how how being "ladylike" looks like? [smiles mischievously, as if wanting to behave since he managed to do an impersonation of Heidi by mimicking the way she acts]

Heidi: Well, I must say, being ladylike looks absolutely divine.

Ryu: Huh...Shanoa's kinda lady-like, but she can really kick @$$.

Heidi: Hmp, well that is not very ladylike of her.

Ryu: She's a demon hunter, she can't afford to be a candy-@$$ like you.
 * (ryu no that's not nice)

Heidi:*gasps* Ladies do not engage in such dangerous of activities, she should be at home, taking care of her man.

Ryu: Well, she's saved his @$$ on more than one occasion; does that count?

Heidi: Heavens no, Its the mans job to do the saving, and she should respect that.

Ryu: Weeeeeellllll it doesn't work like that for those two. See, they see each other as, wait for it...equals.

Johnny: And on the contrary, I can't surive the cold. EVER.

Linebeck: And Rouge and Jolene have kicked my @$$ before. Multiple times!

Heidi: *gasps even more dramatically* How absurd! As a lady, it is her duty to serve and pamper her man, she needs to leave the fighting to him.


 * (Gah, I almost threw up in my mouth writing that)
 * (Ryu-o.o)

Ryu: So, I take it you don't think a woman is capable of being a leader, then?

Heidi: Absolutely not, that is the man's job.

Ryu: Then I guess the current leader of the Ice Clan is really a dude disguised as a chick.

Heidi:*has a sip of some tea* I am happy staying in the kitchen, and serving any man who wants to be with me, it is my duty, as a woman.

Ryu: Well, if that's what you want, I really can't make you change your mind.

Johnny: Eh well. If she's gonna go all ladylike, then let's see how manly-like feels like. [he starts to skip around as a form of ballet dance]

Heidi: *sips some tea* This is how women are supposed to be, I respect traditional gender roles, no questions asked.

Ryu: So you don't respect the way I wanna be as a woman?


 * (Gags)

Heidi: No, I think that you are an ungrateful, selfish and barbaric tomboy, with no manners or decency what so ever!

Ryu: Yowch. That really hurt me. Hey Linebeck, Jon, let's be barbarians together! GRAB YOUR WAR AXES, AND LET'S GO PILLAGE AND BURN DOWN SOME VILLAGES!

Johnny: [stops ballet dancing] Can I bring "Tiny" in, Ryushu? 'cause this baby can take down anything. :3

Heidi: Hmmp! *turns away and finishes her tea*

Ryu: The barbarians didn't use modern vehicles, Jon! You'll have to use a big, medieval weapon like everyone else! Oh yeah, here's your helmet. [pulls out a horned helmet and puts it on Jon's head] :3

Johnny: [is put on a horned helmet by Ryushu] Ohhhhh ME GUSTA!