User blog comment:TheShadowKnight/Joke Off/@comment-1194826-20110421000342/@comment-1194826-20110421001716

heheh heres another one I made

one man was in a bar, the bartender said "hey dude you had your legal limit get out"

the man left and was so drunk he went through the other door of the same bar

the man said "can I have some wisky?"

the bartender said "dude you had your legal limit get out!"

the man was SOO drunk he went through the side door of the VERY SAME BAR and asked

"could I get some whiskey?"

the bartender is "HEY GET OUT YOU HAD YOUR LEGAL LIMIT

and the man says

"JEEZ HOW MANY BARS DO YOU OWN!"