User blog comment:TheShadowKnight/Joke Off/@comment-3345182-20110421003700

I'll do another.

People always say "The crocodile hunter was such a loss to the nature community, he taught us so much about nature." I got mad, because he didn't teach us about nature. He has my respect but it was always,"Ey how ya doin? There's a tiger, one of the most dangerous animals on the planet! Imma go touch it." ROOOAR! "Ah he's angry!"

Next episode:"There's a king cobra one of the deadliest snakes on the planet, one bite and I'm dead! Immature go pick it up."

The US should've borrowed him, sent him to Irac with nothing but a camera crew, they'll be so freaked out

Ey, what de f*** is dat?

Kraiky

Kraiky? Kraiky? What a kraiky?

See that? That's an alcaida membah, an Iracky soldier, one push of a button and I'm gone! Imma poke em with a stick"