User blog comment:Rainbowroad6w/I'm about to do something so pathetic that everyone will think I'm the most pathetic thing in this pathetic world of patheticness.../@comment-1637158-20100406225504

[a basilisk, thrice the size of a normal one, stomps into view, electricity crackling around it. A tiny collar is wrapped around one spine]

RYYYYYYYYYRRRR!