Talk:Dismal the Hedgehog

Holy-! The poor guy!! :( Shima the Hedgehog 04:30, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know.........I wanted to put that Tonic once shoved some pinecones up Dismal's "nether-regions", but I doubt that'd be appropriate...--  I'm non-conformist.  -- Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? 04:34, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

well, you just put it. -_- My Birthday Is Coming Up! WOOHOO! 04:35, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

I mean on the article...I can delete this later.....

I'm evil, aren't I?--  I'm non-conformist.  -- Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? 04:35, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

I want to give Dismal a big hug now! :( I feel so bad for him! Shima the Hedgehog 04:36, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

You are several things. Evil. Funny. Entertaining. Freindly. Creative. [goes on] My Birthday Is Coming Up! WOOHOO! 04:36, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

@ Shima: go ahead and hug him. He needs it.

@Artemis: LOL.--  I'm non-conformist.  -- Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? 04:37, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal needsa hug! (gives Dismal a hug) Shima the Hedgehog 04:38, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: !!

Alyssa: What? You needed one! ^_^ Shima the Hedgehog 04:40, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: *blushes with embarrassment*

Alyssa: Hehe! (walks away)

(Dismal looks very confused.)

Alyssa: Now you better cheer up!

Dismal: Uh.....uh.........

Alyssa: ...What?

Dismal: Is....is this good....? (half-hearted smile)

Alyssa: You mean is a hug good? Yeah, it is. Shima the Hedgehog 04:48, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal; ...........^^

Alyssa: Good, you're happy now! ^_^

Ryu; Yay!

Alyssa: I have now completed my goal for today! (walks away)

How depressing.

08:31, April 25, 2010 (UTC)Hyper the Hedgehog

I know...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 08:33, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

(point at picture) OMG! I feel so ba dfor him even more now!! :(   Alyssa the Wolf  17:02, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I know! Me too! D:--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:03, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I want to hug and cuddle the crap out of him now.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:05, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

cool picture of im Sledge The  Hedgehog  17:08, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks ^^--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:08, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

you TOTALLY have to draw Demental! XD-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  20:56, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'm working on a picture of him torturing Dismal. Also, what about here?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 21:27, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ming:This boy could use a bowl of ramen!

I had an idea where Demental takes over Dismal's body again and causes havoc, and then, later, releases control and lets Dismal take the blame...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 15:54, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW! I wish i could hug him!--- Soy ko  Noel and I'm proud of it!!! 22:11, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Me too! :(--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:13, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

So, what do you guys think of my idea of Demental taking over Dismal and making him do bad things?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 01:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

(thumbs up) -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

(evil laugh)   Alyssa the Wolf  01:13, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Liker, say he ends up getting arrested by G.U.N...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 01:14, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

That would not end well for G.U.N. >:)   Alyssa the Wolf  01:16, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

I can only tell you....ronix is gonna be dead once he finds out he abuses madeline....same with Jeremy ^_^ Tails  6000  01:39, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

@ Shima: How so? Dismal wouldn't be able to do anything to them, and Demental would want Dismal to get arrested.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 15:01, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

@ Fam: He doesn't know what Ramen is XD--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:24, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Ramen
Ming: 0_0!!!! He doesn't KNOW WHAT???!!!!!!!! It's only the most delicious meal in the world!!! *blurs away, and then returns with a bowl of Tongue of Dragon* Dismal!!

Hotdog: 0_0' well THAT was fast *gets behind a huge rock* plz don't hurt me!

Dismal: *jumps* Wah!

Ming:*To Dismal* I have a present for you...

Dismal: H-Huh...?

Hotdog: *behind the rock* MING-MING DO NOT KILL ME FR PETES SAKE!!!! *starts sobbing to death hilariously*

Ming:Here *Hands him a bowl of Tongue of Dragon most likely the hottest edible thing on the planet, though it is very delicious*

Dismal: (Takes ramen bowl) Uhh....

Ming:Oh right! *Hands him chopsticks* Try it!

Sunny: *walks up to the group* hi guys...what's up?

Ming:Trying to get Dismal, here to try ramen for his first time!! ^ ^

Sunny: oh, well that's cool...isnt ramen, like, a soup or something?

LEON KENNADY SUCKS

(Ryu pounces on Pkmn-Master and beats the ungodly s*** out of him.)

(Sitting down, Dismal sniffs the ramen. It smells very enticing.)


 * (Ryu-But he's been starved so often that he's used to not eating...)

Ming: Well.... try it!! ^_^

(Dismal picks up the chopsticks, grabs a few noodles, hesitantly puts them into his mouth and swallows. Immediately, the incredible spiciness of the ramen makes him jump up.)

Dismal: 'HOT!!! HOT!!! HOOOOOOOT!!!'

(Dismal is running around, yelling "HOT HOT HOT!".)

Ming: Ah, my favorite part of the job. *Has a bottle of water* Here Dismal, I thought you might need this.

Dismal: (Too busy running around) HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!

Ryu: Someone needs to hold him down. *whistles*

(Dismal is suddenly halted by Psychic energy!)

Ming:*Poors water into Dismal's mouth, but does it slowly so he doesn't choke* Hehehe, sorry 'bout that, but other than the heat, how was it? ^_^'


 * (Twist-okay not to get a bit off-topic though but famo......do ya mind if I make the meta-ming page, I might screw up, but if you want to, you can ^_^ Tails  6000  22:19, April 30, 2010 (UTC))

If Chris Thorndyke met Dismal...
Chris: OOOH!! It's another Sonic!! 83

Mr. Tanaka: Don't touch it, Master Chris! It might have some kind of disease...

Chris: I don't care! (grabs Dismal and starts petting him roughly) You're so CUTE!

Yikes...[looking at picture] He's nearly as thin as i am........no you may not....no...well....okay, i'll ask! Ryu, what would happen if Raeverai kissed him?I'm an ever-burning fire 17:40, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: Hmmm...I dunno...but you'll have to get him away from Chris.

Dismal: Ow...ow...petting too hard...ow...OW!!

Twister......*seeing dismal being pet too hard by Chris* kay is it me, or is Chris thorndyke abusing dismal by petting him too hard?

....Okay, Raeverai, go ahead...If you can...What? What, I said you could. Oh. Good point. Well you could...True. true. No he's not. [continues, apparently talking to someone]I'm an ever-burning fire 21:53, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: It reminds me of that one episode of Family Guy, where this kid was petting Brian too hard, and he bit him. BITE HIM, DISMAL!!

Chris: He won't bite me! (pets harder)

Dismal: Ooowwwww......it hurts....!!

(Some of his fur starts to pull off.)

Chris: Good hedgie... X3 (starts patting his head hard)

Dismal: Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...

Chris: Ooh! I gots a good idea! Let's play "House"! You'll be the baby, and I'll be the mommy!

Dismal: NOOOO!!

(Chris picks up Dismal and carries him away. In Chris' mansion...)

Chris: (Wearing a ridiculous outfit) This'll be fun!

Dismal: (Wearing baby clothes) *whimper*

Chris: (Pulls out a bottle filled with a rather gross-looking liquid) Time to eat, little baby hedgie!

Dismal: I-I'm not hungry...

Chris: If you don't behave like a good little baby, I'll have to give you a spanking!

Dismal: (Pupils shrink) N-N-No!! N-Not that!! Please!!

Chris: Well, then, be a good hedgie and take your bottle! (grab Dismal around the waist, sets him on his lap and forces the bottle into his mouth) Isn't it yummy? :3

Dismal: (Starts gagging on the foul liquid) FHLARGH!! What is that stuff?!

Chris: It's a mixture of cough medicine, milk and vinegar!

Dismal: ._.

Chris: Now drink it aaaaaall up! (puts the bottle back in Dismal's mouth)

Dismal: *muffled* Mmm-mmm!!

Chris: Are you being a bad baby now?

Dismal: *ears droop* (shakes head "no")

Chris: I thought so. (forces Dismal to ingest the noxious mixture)

(A few seconds later...)

Chris: Good boy!

Dismal: (Holding his stomach and crying) It hurts!!

Murdock: *outside the window using a laddr and waves to dismal trying to tell him he was hired by a friend to break him out*

if its ok with you
If its ok with you. can my charter Suzanne the Raccoon have a crush on Dismal the Hedgehog.Cherry da Wolf 01:45, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uhh, okay! XD--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:48, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

thanks Cherry da Wolf 22:27, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ur welcome ^^--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:29, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

It may seem weird, but it seems like Beautiful by Christina Aguilera would kinda fit Dismal, but only somewhat--Famotill 20:13, May 3, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

I can't help it... *gives Dismal a cuddle* -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 23:37, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: ..........

LOL--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "Got some s*** I can kill ya with, stranger! Hehehe!"  --The RE4 Merchant 23:37, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Just looking at his picture makes me upset, so I wants to hold him close. -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 23:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

I know :3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "Got some s*** I can kill ya with, stranger! Hehehe!"  --The RE4 Merchant 23:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Geez, even Guy feels sympathy for him. Bravo Ryu on creating such a character.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 23:52, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

(bows) Thank you, thank you.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 17:11, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: (Looks up at the window) H-Huh...?

Murdock: *opens the window* Dismal, it's me Murdock, Twister's older brother, Hannibal, me and the A-Team here to rescue you

Dismal: .....wut?

Chris: WHAT IS THIS?!

Murdock: *gets a G.U.N. SMG step away from the hedgehog kiddo, he's coming with us.

Hannibal: *climbs up the ladder and jumps in as well with a G.U.N assault rifle* yeah, we're G.U.N. agents,

Murdock: I think Dismal knows already

Hannibal: oh *whispers to him* if we get captured B.A and Face gotta get us out of here......

Murdock: *to Hannibal* right


 * (Twist:yeah they lose their guns because they forgot to clse the window but then they get caught by Chris)

Chris: Whatever.

Murdock: sir we forgot the door

Hannibal: oh yeah *they put their guns on the desk and they get the door* okay where were we *sees their guns are missing* Murdock where's the guns

Murdock: ooooooooooh crud, if we don't have our guns.....we're doomed

Hannibal: doomed why?

Murdock: doomed that *points to Chris who got more baby-clothes*