User blog comment:Awkwarddingo/Awkward Reviews by a Dingo/@comment-26010562-20140318003230/@comment-11848168-20140319230940

I'm going to pretend you said please. This will be my first joke character review. Let's do this...that sounded better in my head...

The history is a funny start. Setting a humorous atmosphere with her unrealistic and "perfect" early life. Being entered in thousands of beauty pageants, kingdom far far away, body turning to that of an eighteen year old to never age again. Her early life is right out of a bad fairy tale, but you made it work. Her later life keeps up with this. I find it funny her wealth was lost being generous (a good ten percent annual tithe will do) and that her parents died because of the lack of wealth. Not starving, exhaustion, or muggers. The money hit zero and they kicked the bucket. This is when your hatred for these kinds of women come into plain sight. She becoming a burlesque dancer must be poetic justice in your eyes. And then her transformation into a w**** was downright icing on a cake. A pretty on the outside heathen on the inside cake.

With her personality, I can sense much sarcasm in this one. This character was a good way to vent your absolute hatred for prissie girls such as Heidi. Not much else to say. Her personality was well written. Come to think of it, I have never seen a tomboy on the corner of a street....not that I look.

All I can say for special abilities is that I wonder what kind of "feminine charm" she uses....

Skills is also that of a stereotypical outwardly perfect housewife. You didn't write much, so I can't say much. Though saying much isn't necessary here.

Oh weaknesses, how plenty you are! This just shows how consistent you are with her character throughout an article. She is probably the princess peach of SFW, and not the super smash bros peach. Weak, fragile, stupid...it is all here.

I'm hoping to not review the rest, but I will give some more thoughts beforw the final verdict. I can tell you hate her. I don't even know how you could've made her without gagging like she forces herself to. I know WHY you made her, though. This was a nice way to flip off all the ladies who behave just like Heidi. Kudos to you for not all capsing anywhere in the article.

Time to calculate your number of points....

I'm sorry, but the point messenger gave away all of his belongings, including the points. His parents dropped dead so on after.

Have a good one!

-Dingo

P.S. stay classy.