Roleplay:The Great Adventure - Alternate Ending

Rapid has found a wishing device, got a new car, and other things you can imagine.

Characters
"Add Name"

Rapid The Hedgehog

Handy The Fox

Rail The Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails the Fox

Miles "Tails" Prower

Knuckles the Echidna

Dr. Eggman

Black The Hedgehog

Desiree the Bandicoot

Bobby the Bear

Sunny Dayz

Max Flippercorn

Crush the Bandicoot

Freckles Jeeperchomp

Lucas the hedgefox

Fist the Echidna

Pyro Oceania (Numbuh)

Rules
1. No rules except for god modding.

The Journey Begins
Rapid: Woo Hoo! *driving his car around* Yeah. *gets out*

(Limo pulls up, Bobby and Desiree step out)

Desiree: And that's where babies come from.

Bobby: *baby barf* Yucky!

Desiree: Hey, Rapid!

Rapid: Hey Desiree! Got mah noo kar!

Desiree: Awesome! How much did it cost?

Rapid: My whole life's savings. *smiles* I also got a mansion.

Desiree: Now we both have one!

Bobby: Can we go to your mansion, Mr. Rapid?

Rapid: Cool! Yeah. If you want you can come to my mansion. It's huge. *gets in car* Come in. I have an awesome radio!

Desiree: Sweet! *puts Bobby on back and sits in passenger seat*

Rapid: So what radio station you want to listen to? I have no CDs.

Bobby: 102.5 - J Easy J!

Desiree: No way! How about... Q 107.7?

Bobby: Wait! I have a CD! *holds up BoA's 1st album*

Rapid: What's 107.7? *takes the CD* Seems interesting. *puts CD in*

(Energetic by BoA plays)

Desiree: Oh, I love this song!

Bobby: How far away is your house, Mr. Rapid?

Rapid: Right down the street. I just didn't want you guys to walk. That's why I offered to drive you. *cell phone rings* Hello? Hey Sonic. Really! Really!! REALLY!!!! AWESOME! *hangs up* Sonic just called me and said that my drum solo awarded me 10,000 rings! I got 100 dollars too!

Desiree: That's awesome! I would hug you, but you're driving.

Bobby: Whoa! Is your mansion that big one over thewe? *points to Rapid's house*

Rapid: Yup! *smiles* Hey, why is Knuckles in front of the door? *pulls up in the drive way and gets out the car*

Knuckles: Hey, Rapid! So you brang your girlfriend with you?

Rapid: *blushes*

Bobby: *tauntingly* Oooooh!

Desiree: Hey, Knux! Remember me?

(Pumpituppartyzone - bbl)

(Rapidthehedgehog-Ok)

Knuckles: Yup!

Rapid: *opens the door for Desiree* Ladies first.

Desiree: You're such a gentleman! Isn't he adorable, Bobbby?

Bobby: Uh... I don't feel confortable answering that question.

Desiree: *walks into mansion* Oh my goodness! This lobby/foye is... huge!

Bobby: *runs inside* Wow! It's bigger than yours!

Desiree: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Knuckles: Hey Rapid!

Rapid: What?

Knuckles: It's mating season!

Rapid: *blushes* Shut up! *punches Knuckles*

Bobby: No fighting, guys! Desiree hates fighting, and so do I! *stretches sleeves out to keep them from eachother*

Rapid: Your right. *stops fighting* Well, what should we do now?

Knuckles: I dunno...

Bobby: You should give us a tour of your mansion!


 * knock knock*

Rapid: *answers door*

Sunny: Hi! I'm Sunny Dayz! I'm looking for Bobby and Desiree. Desiree's butler, Chives, told me they were here.

Rapid: Oh. Yeah. They're right here. I'm Rapid.

Sunny: You must be Desiree's boyfriend! It's nice to meet you.

Rapid: *blushes* Heh heh! Well...

Sunny: So you're that type of guy. No wonder Desiree likes you; you're so adorable! *pats Rapid's head and skips inside*

Bobby: Sunny, you're back from your mission!

Rapid: *smiling and blushing* Heh heh!

Sonic: *walks into the house* Sup.

Rapid: How did you get insi-The door is wide open... *closes door*

Sunny: Cuz! Hi!

Desiree: You two are cousins?

Sunny: Uh-huh!

Sonic: *smiles*

Rapid: ...

Knuckles: Awkward.

Bobby: On with the tour!

Rapid: Okay! This is my indoor pool! *points to it*

Sunny: Wow! A pool!

(Pumpituppartyzone - bbl again....)

(Rapidthehedgehog- Okay. I'm gonna try to get more people)

Rapid: *smiles with pride*

Handy: Rapid, where to you want the Playstation 3? *has the PS3 in hands*

Rapid: In the video game room.

Handy: Okay!

Bobby: Game room?? Show me! Show me! Show me!

Rapid: *laughs* Over here! *points to a door made out of pure gold* In there is the epic wonders in the world. *opens door and every game for every system is in there*

Sunny: *in hushed tone to Desiree* Omigosh, he has the cutest smile. If I wasn't 11, I'd snatch him from ya.

Desiree: I know, right? And... wow! That's a lot of game systems!

Bobby: *gasp of astonishment* SNES! N64! GameGear! Dreamcast! THEY'RE ALL HERE! *runs in room and makes carpet angels*

Rapid: *smiles* You're just like my friend, Handy.

Handy: *laughs* I am?

Rapid: Yup. *gives Handy a noogie*

Handy: Heh heh!

Sunny: Okay, so are we gonna play some games or what?

Rapid, Handy, Knuckles, and Sonic: YEAH!

Rapid: I call 1st player!

Sunny: 2nd!

Bobby: 3rd!

Handy: 4th!

Knuckles: 5th!

Sonic: There is no 5th, dummy.

Desiree: Even I knew That. :3

Rapid: *laughs*

Knuckles: So what will "you" guys play?

Rapid: Desiree and Sunny are NOT guys.

Knuckles: Whatever...

Desiree: You want me to get swingy with this bat? *takes out metal bat*

Bobby: *pushes Desiree away from Knuckles* We're gonna be playing the original Donkey Kong in multiplayer.

Rapid: I suck at that game...

Sonic: I'll take your spot!

Rapid: Um...Ok then... *gives Sonic the controller*

Bobby: Alright, Sonic! You're up first!

Sunny: Let's see what ya got!

Rapid: Heh Heh! Sonic, get ready to fail!

Sonic: Shut up!

Sunny: Just start, dude. If you don't I'll give Dodo Bird here the spot.

Knuckles: Who's that?

Sunny: (-_-;) You.

Knuckles: Hey!

Rapid: *bursts out in laughter*

Sonic: Ok. Here I go! *starts playing*

Bobby: *to everybody but Sonic in hushed tone* Watch this - WATCH OUT FOR THAT BARREL!!

Sonic: Gya! *jerks joystick into barrel, loses, and falls to the ground* What the....

Rapid: Wa wa waaaaaaaa!

Desiree: (O.O;). . ..

Sunny: (o_O;). . . What was that?

Rapid: I dunno. I'm gonna go play my drums. Don't worry, this room is soundproof.

Desiree: Cool; you play the drums.

Sunny: I can only play the basoon. Well, I can play way more, but the basoon is my fave. Desiree can play the....

Desiree: *steps on Sunny's foot*

Sunny: Hey!

Rapid: Desiree can play the what? It's just an instrument. You can tell me.

Desire: *under breath, annoyed* Triangle.

Knuckles: *bursts out in laughter* The triangle?! HAHAHA!!!!

Rapid: Want me to punch him Desiree?

Desiree: Nah; This'll be funnier. Sunny.

Sunny: HAI! *jackslaps Knuckles, dropkicks him, and then presses pressure point to pass him out*

Rapid: ...Ok, Sunny, I'm currently afraid of you know.

Sunny: Don't worry! I'm an agent. I need to be able to do these kinds of things. And besides, I'm sure Sonic could do the same thing.

Rapid: I could do that too, but I don't like to unless needed.

Sunny: Oh well. looks like it's my turn. *starts playing, gets tru 1st level* Yes!

Sonic: ...

Rapid: You got pwned Sonic!

Sunny: No i didn't. I MEGA EPIC PWNED HIM! *starts level two but hits a pie* Drat!

Rapid: *goes into the music room and plays the drums*

Desiree: *follows Rapid*

Rapid: This room is soundproof. Just sayin'. Do you know any other instruments you can play?

Desiree: *sigh* None at all. But I came to watch you play.

Rapid: I can teach you guitar and drums if you want.

Desiree: That sounds like fun!

Rapid: Ok then! What do you want to learn to play?

Desiree: How about the guitar?

Rapid: Okay. There are 4 main parts in a guitar. The neck is the skinny part. The strings are the lines attached to the neck. The frets are the parts in between the metal bars under the strings. The body is the part that has the design and the other sound alterers. *gives Desiree a guitar* So you hold a guitar like this. *helps Desiree with the position*

Desiree: *breathing heavily* Like this?

Rapid: Yeah! Why are you breathing so heavily?

Desiree: Um... nothing. R-Rapid? Please catch me. *faints*

Rapid: ! *catches Desiree and carries her to a couch and watches her*

Sunny: Well, you're such a Leo. Watching your girlfriend sleeping.

Rapid: A Leo? What's that? And anyway, I'm watching her to see if she's okay.

Sunny: Leo's that guy from the book Stargirl. Anyway, what happened?

Rapid: I taught her how to play guitar and I helped her with the positon then she fainted.

Sunny: You know, that's never happened before. *takes Serengetti potion from purse* Try putting this on her forehead.

Rapid: Uh...okay. *puts it on Desiree's forehead*

Desiree: *wakes up* Wha-what happened?

Rapid: You fainted.

Desiree: Oh. Well, I'm okay now. Back to the guitar lessons?

Rapid: Sure. You cleared part one. Now we have to do the hard part, playing with all fingers.

Desiree: Oh. Okay. Well, what do I do?

Lucas:Wait up!

Sunny: Hi there! I'm Sunny.

Lucas:Hi I'm Lucas!The son of Kaytlin & Shadow!Lara,Wait up!

Rapid: Oh. More visitors? Hey, I'm Rapid The Hedgehog.

Lucas:My name is Lucas,Sorry I can't talk right now,I have to catch up to Lara-su!

Sunny: 'Kay, bye.

Rapid: He's like how my dead brother used to be...

Sunny: *tries to change subject* Well, you guys wanna watch Handy play Donkey Kong? Bobby's in first so fare but Handy's getting close.

Rapid: Handy must be happy to be in a place with so much people. I only tell best friends this, but Handy is an orphan.

Sunny: Oh no! that's terrible! But on the other hand, now I know 7 orphans!

Desiree: Does this mean you and Sunny are besties now? :3

Rapid: We're besties I guess, but me and you are closer than that. *smiles* I don't tell anyone Handy's an orphan 'cuz he gets all sad and starts crying. He's only 12.

Sunny: Hey! I'm 11 and I would't cry like that!

Desiree: Well, let's go watch Handy play the game! Then how about we play a racing game?

Rapid: Handy cries 'cuz he was pushed around when he was in the orphanage. He can't fight. He won't let me teach him. Anyway, let's watch 'im play.

(they walk back into the gameroom)

Bobby: Oh wow! You're really close to beating me!

Rapid: Heh heh! Handy, you've gotten better in playing video games.

Handy: *laughs* We still have a score to settle on Call of Duty Black Ops.

Bobby: *in megaphone in Handy's ear* CHILEAN CHUPACABRA!

Handy: Wha- *loses* Cheater! I'm so hungry...

Rapid: You are? Anyone else hungry? I have a chef and a butler.

Desiree: Well, I guess I'm feeling a little peckish. ''Omigosh, I'm starving. But I'm not gonna eat much. He'll think I'm a slob.''

Bobby: Okay! I'll eat something.

Sunny: I'm not that hungry, really. Just get me a pack of 5 Cobalt gum and a Sprite Zero.

Rapid: *laughs* Desiree, don't forget I can read minds. Don't worry, eat as much as you'd like. The only slob I know is Sonic.

Sonic: Hey!

Desiree: (^.^;) Oh, right. . . So... how long have you had this mansion?

Rapid: Since yesterday.

Bobby: And you're already used to it?

Desiree: Wait, how did you get it?

Rapid: I got for a lot of money.

Knuckles: Money he probably stole.

Rapid: SHUT IT KNUCKLES!

Bobby: Wait... did you steal it?

Rapid: No! Of course not! I'm not a theif.

Sonic: *puts a dollar in Rapid's pocket* Hey you stole my dollar!

Rapid: Wha? No I didn't! You put that in my pocket!

Sonic: ...

Sunny: Sonic, blind men in Maskoka saw you put that dollar in his pocket.

Sonic: ...

Rapid: *smiles*

Sonic: You dumb idiot...

Rapid: Sticks and stones...

Sonic: ...who sings like Justin Bieber...

Rapid: ...but words never...

Sonic: ...GREEN DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rapid: YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!!!! *starts chasing Sonic*

Bobby: Icky! Justin Bieber sounds like a lady!

Desiree: Hey, Rapid, did you know Green's my favorite color?

Rapid: Green's your favorite color too? *still chasing Sonic*

Sonic: *runs towards the bowling alley*

Rapid: Get over here Sonic!

Bobby: Guys, stop it! *stands in front of Sonic and Rapid right in front of bowling lane*

Rapid: *stops running*

Sonic: Heh heh! I win.

Bobby: One more crack like that, and I'll invite Amy over!

Sonic: Yeah right!

Rapid: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Bobby: Yeah right, huh?

Sunny: *walks in, on the phone* ...and he's gonna propose, Amy! You gotta get over here!

Amy: *rushed in* Propose?! I do, Sonic! I Do, I do, I do! *hugs Sonic

Sonic: !

Rapid: At least she didn't go overboard...

Amy: *hugs Sonic tighter* And I didn't know you wanted to name our kids Walter, Marina, and Jordan too! We think so much alike! Let's have one!

Sonic: !!!

Rapid: At least she didn't go crazy and force him to-

Knuckles: *covers Rapid's mouth*

Amy: Come on, Sonic! We'll have one today! *drags Sonic into a bedroom and shuts and locks the door*

Rapid: *eyes twitch*

Handy: ...

Knuckles: ...

Bobby: You're welcome, Rapid!

Rapid: ...

Bobby: *walks off, mumbling "No appreciation for little kids." into the kitchen* Got any waffle fries?

Chef: Oh yez. I make zee bezt vwavvle vwies in Amewica! *gives Bobby a plate full of waffle fries* Bawbeque zauze or ketchup?

Bobby: Both! :D

Chef: Okay! Heya you go! *gives Bobby both*

Rapid: So, Desiree, what do you wanna do?

Desiree: Well, we haven't eaten yet. I'll race you to the kitchen!

Rapid: All right then! *smiles*

Desiree: *runs* Ready... *runs faster* Set... go!

Rapid: *running next to Desiree*

Desiree: *slides into kitchen and wins* Yes! I won!

Rapid: *slides too far and hits wall* Darn, I lost.

Desiree: That's okay, Rapid. Here's your conselation prize. *kisses Rapid*

Rapid: *blushes and smiles* I just got the best prize ever.

Desiree: *smiles and walks up to Chef* Hiya! What'cha makin'?

Chef: Anyzing you vant!

Rapid: Desiree and I will have dinner. What do you want Desiree?

Desiree: Well, Blaineley told me that Pad Thai tastes good. Do you know how that tastes?

Rapid: It tastes kinda...well, weird. Have you tried. Muay Thai?

Handy: That's a fighting style...

Rapid: I mean, chow mein.

Desiree: How about we just have some Chicken Fried Rice and Japanese Katsu Curry?

Rapid: Sure. Whatever you want, I'll get for you.

Chef: Comming right up! *makes everything* Here you go.

Rapid: *gets the food* Here ya go Desiree.

Desiree: Thanks, Rapid! Oh, and Sunny, *takes out pack of 5 gum and tosses it to Sunny* here ya go.

Sunny: Thanks!

Desiree Oh, and thanks for the food! What's your first name Chef?

Rapid: Victor. His last name is Reznov.

Desiree: Do you mind if I call you by your first name?

Chef: Of courze not! *chuckles*

Desiree: Cool! *says short prayer and starts on curry* This is delicious! How long have you been a chef?

Victor: About...vell about zevin yeaz. I was born in France. My name iz Russian.

Desiree: I've went to Paris before! It's really nice, but the people are so rude. My dad's French, you know.

Rapid: I'm Neo Mobian.

Bobby: *burp* Excuse me! Hey, Rapid, can I have some of that rice?

Rapid: Yeah. Go ahead.

Bobby: Yum! *gets giant spoon and gets a spoonful of Rapid's rice and puts it on his plate* You guys got chop sticks?

Rapid: I didn't use mine yet, so here ya go!

Bobby: Thanks! *uses chop sticks and stufs face*

Sunny: *blows bubble, pops* You two are so cute together!

Desiree: Me and Rapid?

Sunny: No, Rapid and Bobby! :3

Rapid: I'M NOT GAY!

Sunny: Boy, you can't take a joke. Just as uptight as Razz. *pops another bubble*

Rapid: I didn't know you were joking...

Sunny: We're besties. I wouldn't just straight go and call you a homo while you're dating Desiree. I'd get such a zetz....

Desiree: Yeah, you would. So, anyway, this curry is really good! Vicor made it in nothing flat! How did he do it?

Lucas:*Riding a bike*Waah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: What the?! Why are you riding your bike in the house?

Bobby: And who are you?

Lucas;*Was outside*No time to talk right now!

Rapid: ...This curry tastes good. Where's Sonic at?

Amy and Sonic: *walking down stairs, arguing*

Amy: You're just mad cuz I'm so good.

Sonic: You totally manipulated me!

Rapid: Oh yeah.

Handy: Hey Victor, can I have a pizza?

Victor: Of course! *makes a pizza* Here you go!

Handy: *eats a pizza slice* Yum!

Rapid: Hey Desiree, try this. *gives her some Barbeque Chicken Wings Southern Styled* It's a little spicy, but I like it.

Desiree: I love spicy foods! *takes bite* Mmh!

Amy: How did I manipulate you? You totally gave in!

Sonic: Well, you wanted it so bad that I just had to do it!

Amy: Just face it! I beat you in Monopoly!

Rapid: I hate Monopoly. I like Life and Twister Extreme Rules.

Handy: Hey Rapid, what're you gonna do when you're done eating.

Rapid: *shrugs* I dunno...What would you like to do Desiree?

Desiree: Maybe we could....

Sunny: Co-ed sleepover?

Rapid: Co-ed? What's that?

Bobby: I means boys and girls mixed.

Rapid: Oh. I guess so. It's up to you Desiree.

Desiree: Sounds like fun!

Rapid: Cool. I gotta get something out of my room so I'll be gone for about 5 minutes. Handy, don't do anything you'll regret. *laughs and runs upstairs to the 1st floor*

Handy: I wonder what he's getting...

Sunny: I've ot 3 guesses. Etiher a poster of Justin Bieber, some weather girl, or a shrine of Desiree.

Bobby: Maybe it's a picture of him and his mom.

Handy: The picture of his mom is probably the answer.

Rapid: *in his room* Where did I put Desiree's Valentine's Gift? *opens a drawer* Oh here it is. *gets a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates and cards and candy for everyone else*

Sunny: By the way, Handy, happy Singles Awareness Day!

Handy: What's that?

Sunny: It's a joke! You see, couples et all lubby dubby and stuff, which raises awareness of singles in a weird way.

Rapid: *has a bunch of Valentine's Day gifts* So heavy... *trips and all the gifts are scattered* Aw man! *gatthers them all up and gives everybody there gift but still has Desiree's* Desiree, I hope you have a happy Valentine's Day. *gives her the gifts* Hope you like 'em.

Desiree: Aww! You got me a gift! Thanks! *hugs Rapid* *while hugging him, she gets Sonic to run out and get her aift from a store w/o Rapid knowin*

Rapid: You're welcome. *smiles happily*

Handy: You two are always lovey dovey.

Rapid: You're only 12, so you have yet to learn Handy.

Sunny: At least they don't have baby nick names for eachother.

Rapid: I haven't said one 'cuz it takes a while for me to think of one.

Desiree: I'm not into the baby name thing. Babe and baby, and that's it for me.

Rapid: Yeah. *turns the 144 plasma screen T.V.* What do you guys want to watch?

Desiree: Gee, I really don't know.

Sunny: I'm stumped too.

Bobby: Veggie Tales!

Sunny: No.

Rapid: What's Veggie Tales?

Sunny: Forget about it. So what do you wanna watch?

Desiree: You're the host, after all.

Rapid: I usually don't watch T.V. so I don't know what to watch.

Sunny: Maybe we could just watch episodes of The Nanny.

Handy: OH GOD NO!!!!!!

Rapid: Handy! We have guests!

Sunny: Somebody's got a comedy problem.

Bobby: How about Drake and Josh?

Rapid: *turns it to Drake and Josh*

Handy: *in a whispered voice to Rapid* You gonna kiss her?

Rapid: *blushes* *outloud by accident* I-I-I...U-uh... *blushing a deep red*

Sunny: *whispering to Handy* You're obnoxious. *whispering to Rapid* And you need to stop blushing. she's bored. Give her something to entertain her with.

Rapid: *whispering to Sunny* What does she like?

Sunny: *whipering to Rapid* You just don't get it. *shakes head*

Rapid: *looks confused* *whispering to Sunny* What don't I get? This is my first time dating.

Sunny: *whispers to Rapid* Put your arm around her. Make conversation. You know.

Rapid: *puts arm around Desiree*

Desiree: Hey, Rapid. So did you guys think of anything?

Handy: No...IDEA! How about we watch Naruto, Dragonball Z, or Sailor Moon!

Desiree: Touchy. I'm not into action animes, and I don't like Sailor Moon. Could we watch Azumanga Daioh?

Rapid: I don't know what that is but, sure. *turns it to Azumanga Daioh*

Sunny: I love this show! The first part is kinda bad, but it's really funny! :)

Rapid: I've never seen this show before.

Sunny: It's really funny!

Bobby: I'm gonna go eat some ice cream. *walks downstairs*

Rapid: I guess it.

Sunny: You guess what?

Rapid: Oh, I was thinking about something outloud. *hears somethig loud outside* What was that?

Desiree: Maybe it's a wild animal.

Sunny: Maybe it's my boss.


 * doorbell rings*

Bobby: *comes back up* Mabybe it's Max. *runs downstairs to answer door*

Max: Hi, guys. There's something out there!

Rapid: *looks outside* Cool! A shootout!

Bobby: What's a shootout?

Rapid: A shootout is a fight with guns. People start to shoot at each other. *looks outside* ! *a bullet hit Rapid in the arm* Ow!

Handy: What?

Rapid: I got shot in the arm.

Desiree: *gasp* Are you okay?

Max: Shootout, huh? I'll be right back. Sunny, come with me. *grabs Sunny's arm and rushes out the front door, then closes the door*

Rapid: It depends on how far the bullet went. *looks at the bullet wound* It looks pretty deep...

Desiree: O.O {panicing} Um... I could heal it, but the bullet would still be in! What do I do?

Rapid: I could dig the bullet out. It will hurt pretty bad.

Desiree: And that's why I wouldn't do that! Oh oh! Oh, I know! *calls Silver* Silver? Hi. No! No! Just get over to Rapid's house! He'd got a bullet stuck in his shoulder!*

Silver: *barges in and removes bullet w/o touching it*

Rapid: All I need is a bandage or something.

Bobby: {while licking a lollipop} I got some gause.

Rapid: *wraps it around arm* What's Max and Sunny doing?

Bobby: {licking lollipop} It's 'What are', not 'What is'.

Desiree: I don't know.


 * gunshots and Max yelling, kicks and punches and a yelp*

Sunny: *walks in* We're okay!

Max: Hey, Rapid, is it? How come I didn't know there was treasure somewhere around here?

Bobby: Treasure?

Rapid: What treasure?

Sonic: Sooooooo bored....

Max: The dude out there said he was lokoing for treasure around here, and he'd stop at nothing.

Sunny: That's why he shot you.

Rapid: If my arm wasn't hurt, I would have shot him with this...*takes out a machine gun* I used to be in a gang, I quit 3 years ago.

Sunny: How delightful. You're dating a gangsta.

Desiree: He quit the gang, okay? And do you know what those guys were talking about with the treasure?

Rapid: U-uh...N-no! No! Of c-course not! *laughs nervously*

Sunny: You're a terrible liar, dude. Just tell us.

Bobby: You should't lie to your girlfriend. *giggles*

Rapid: *mumbles* It's $2,000,000...

Bobby: That's a lot a lot of money!

Sunny: That's some of it, but he talked about way more than just money. And he warned he was coming back with his gang.

Rapid: Their comming for me?

Max: For all of us! Should we take off?

Rapid: I'm staying here...*clenches his fists* I'm protecting my neighborhood.

Handy: There's a fast way out of here. Rapid's got a place down the street.

Sunny: The dude has gigantic explosives. And besides, he said he's gonna leave the rest of the town alone. Weird aproach, huh?

Max: I just remembered something he said! Something about some rock.

Handy: *eyes open wide* What rock exactly?

Max: You can't rush my memory, dude. I'm 12 and in 9th grade, so I have a lot up here.

Sunny: But he never distributes it.

Max: Hey!

Handy: Rapid, he may be talking about the "special rocks"!

Max: Maybe. He said there are two of them around here.

Rapid and Handy: WHAT?! THAT'S BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: Ssh! Shh! Quiet down! Axel's trying to sleep!

Desiree: What do we do? Pack up and run or something?

Rapid: You guys have to leave. If I leave, this town will be under attack.

Handy: You're comming with us Rapid! Let's go guys.

Rapid: I need to stay.

Max: Ooh! I gotta idea! Pick me! Pick me!

Desiree: Max!

Max: I got this hyper cube thingy! And I can... wait, why do you have to stay? Are they gonna destroy the town?

Rapid: I have to stay to protect my town. I'm going to have to save everyone, or die trying.

Handy: No! You have to come with us! Be with Desiree and live happily ever after!

Rapid: Handy, don't use Desiree to your advantage.

Desiree: Yeah, if you wanted to do that, you should have made your move before wre got together. I mean... don't go!

Max: I got a hyper cube! What if we suck the rocks in here and keep the town safe or something?

Rapid: That's a great idea. I have the other 3 emeralds here. *shows everyone the Rainbow colored, green, and white, emeralds*


 * door is knocked down*

???: Well, what do you know? It's you!

Rapid: *answers door* Hello?

???: Sister.

Desiree: What? What are you talking abou... Oh... my... goodness....

Rapid: Sister? You have a sister, Desiree?

Sunny: What are you? Mashugana? That's obviously a dude!

Rapid: How was I supposed to know?

???: Uh... villian with his gang standing here, being ignored.

Rapid: We need to leave. I've got an airplane I can fly us to Jersey.

Handy: New Jersey is miles away!

Rapid: That's the only other place I have to stay.

???: Oh no ya don't! *throws knockout rock and knocks out everybody*

Part 2
Desiree: *wakes up* Wha... wha... Whoa! Are we... in the desert?!

Rapid: *wakes up with a rattlesnake next to him*

Handy: *wakes up* Ouch, my head.

Max: *wakes up* What happened?

Desiree: Eek! Rattlesnake! *gets up, tries to run and falls down* Help!

Rapid: *grabs the rattlesnake and throws it* Where are we at?

Handy: Looks like a desert...

Max: Why aren's Sunny and Bobby awake yet?

Desiree: They're younger. Sunny'll be up in a minute or two, but Bobby will be out cold for a couple of hours.

Rapid: *gets up but his ribs start to hurt* My ribs hurt! *stands up but falls with pain* I hurt everywhere...

Max: How did we get here, anyway?

Rapid: I have no clue...

Handy: Rapid, where does the pain hurt the most?

Rapid: My ribs.

Handy: I would examine, but I'll leave that to Desiree. *laughs*

Desiree: *thumps Handy on the head* Sunny's right; You're obnoxious. I'm surprised you and my brother aren't friends. Well, Shawn anyway.

Max: Hey, Desiree, you said you recognized the dude who came and knocked us out. Who was it?

Desiree: *sigh* My brother, Crush. He turned evil when he was 7.

Handy: Ow...

Rapid: I'll be behind that cactus over there for a little to see my injuries. *crawls to the cactus*

Max: Can you get me some cactus water while you're over there? Well, at least we're not in one of those frozen deserts.

Rapid: Yeah I got my pocket kni-Where's my pocket knife? *pockets are empty* Well, I'll try to. *goes behind the cactus and check injuries and gets cactus water and comes back with everything* Okay, I've got some good news and bad news. Which one first?

Max: I'll take the bad news first of 300, Rapid!

Rapid: What does that mean? Anyway, the bad news is that I have a lot of injuries on my chest. I have no clue how I got them.

Desiree: That stinks. What's the good news?

Rapid: I've got cactus water, found some berries, and I found some trees.

Handy: Oh yeah! You're a w-*Rapid covers his mouth*

Rapid: SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM THAT!

Max: Tell us what?

Rapid: Nothing.

Handy: He doesn't want to tell you guys that he was in the war.

Rapid: HANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handy: Oops...

Desiree: War?! What war?

Max: War? That's awesome! That reminds me; I have a salt and pepper bazooka in my front pocket!

Rapid: I was in a war on my planet.

Max: Lemme guess! It lead to the destruction of your planet and your family, and you're the only one left. Am I right?

Rapid: *nods* Yeah. *whispered to Max* I have a bullet stuck in my chest from the war.

Max: *whispers to Rapid* if it's in your ribs, I know how I could get it out!

Rapid: *whispered to Max* Do it!

Handy: I'm soooooo tired, thirsty, and hungry...

Desiree: Can you stop complaining for 20 seconds?

Max: (to Rapid) Lay down and hold still. *takes out Skeleton Bazooka*

Rapid: *lays down*

Max: *shoots Rapid with bazooka, the bullet and a spork jump out of him* What's with the spork?

Lucas:*Yawns*Hi guys!

Desiree: Crush got you too?

Lucas:No just tired.

Max: Well then how did you get out here?

Rapid: I used a spork to try to dig it out. If only I had another shirt...*Rapid's white t-shirt is red*

Lucas:*To Max*Well I grab an Abra and it teleported me here!

Max: ...Okay then.

Desiree: *takes out shrink ray and shrinks herself* My purse is a mini mall. BRB! *crawls inside purse*

Max: That's not weird.

Lucas:Never heard of an Abra?

Max: No clue.

Lucas:My Mom won't let me talk to people about it anyway.

Desiree: *crawls out of her purse and grows back to normal* Here's one! A navy blue t-shirt!

Lucas:What's the Shirt for?

Desiree: His shirt got red on it.

Lucas:How?

Desiree: I don't know. Ask him.

Lucas:Who is "Him" anyway?

Desiree: Who do you think? It's Rapid!

Lucas:Oh!

Rapid: I'm gonna go way over there to put this shirt on. My cuts are deep.

Desiree: You got cut, too?

Rapid: Yup. *goes behind a sand dune and changes then comes back* We need to do something either fun, or a way to get outta here.

Max: Well, we could ride on my... *looks around* That fiend stole my jetpack!

Desiree: Well, anybody else have any ideas?

Sunny: *wakes up* *gasps* Um.... why are we in a desert?

Desiree: We don't know!

Rapid: *presses a button on his shoes and he starts floating*

Sunny: You have floating shoes? I thought those were a government exclusive!

Rapid: I stole 'em from G.U.N to avoid execution.

Handy: *rolls eyes*

Desiree: That's so brave! You stole, but it's still brave!

Sunny: *rolls eyes and checks pockets* They stole all my stuff! *pouting* My homework was in there!

Rapid: *checks pockets* Why didn't they take my grenades?

Desiree: I guess you didn't look like a threat to them. Max is super smart and Sunny's an agent, and they raid any fox's stuff like a banchee. You'd think they'd be smart enough to take yours.

Sunny: What? That's a bad thing?

Rapid: Well, anyway, we need to make a shelter and get some food and water.

Max: Does your purse have a food court?

Desiree: I don't know. You guys wanna come inside and check?

Rapid: No thanks. I'll go look for some trees to make a shelter. *hovers off*

Sunny: (-_-;) We could have stayed in the purse mall.

Handy: He like doing things the hard way.

Rapid: *sees some trees* All right! *starts breaking branches off and finally makes a shelter for everyone*

Sunny: I'll leave you guys alone. *picks up Bobby, shrinks down, and jumps inside Desiree's purse*

Max: *follows Sunny* You comin', Handy?

Handy: Yup! *follows Max*

Desiree: So....

Rapid: *comes back* Shrink me too!

Desiree: *grabs ray and shrinks herself and Rapid, jumps inside purse mall*

The Purse Mall
Rapid: Whoa...This is awesome! Does this stuff cost money? Don't worry, I won't steal anything.

Desiree: Honey, I own this mall. All you guys can get anything you want, no charge.

Sunny: Ooh! Shoes on sale! *takes off*

Rapid: Is there a food court? I'm starving...*stomach growls*

Max: Why don't we look around? *gasp* Comic book sale! *runs off*

Desiree: I think it's over there. *walks to food court* Here we are!

Rapid: *eyes open wide* Fooooooooooood! *runs off to the ice cream stall* I'll take one double scoop Cookies 'N Creme in a cone. Desiree, what do you want?

Desiree: Meh, I'm not hungry. I'll just have a Diet Cyan soda. But we should probably get something for Speedy Bearbert, here.

Rapid: What does he like?

Desiree: He'll try anything once, but let's just get him a couple of apples; he loves apples.

Rapid: 'Kay. *goes to get some apples and gets Desiree a Diet Cyan Soda* Here ya go. Where'd he go?

Desiree: I don't know. Uh oh! I'll go look for him. *takes off*

Rapid: So will I! *follows Desiree*

Desiree: *runs throughout mall* Where in the world could he be?

Rapid: Maybe he's still outside the purse...

Desiree: No, I saw Sunny bring him in! *gasp, runs to Leohmann's* Follow me!

Rapid: *follows Desiree*

Desiree: *runs to Sunny* Sunny! Where's Bobby?

Sunny: I don't know, but you can ask people around. If that doesn't work, you can always announce a lost child over the intercom.

Desiree: Genius! *runs off* *runs back* Where's that?

Sunny: How am I to know?

Rapid: Found it! *points to a little glass and wood box with a microphone in it*

Desiree: *over intercom* Um... attention, shoppers! There is a missing bear! He is six years old wearing oversized clothes, and is most likely asleep. If you find him, please report to the food court. Thank you! *hangs up intercom* Well, now what?

Rapid: I'll do a lap around the store just in case. *runs off*

Max: *runs to Desiree* Hey, Rae! You'll never believe this! This comic book has a character that looks exactly like Bobby!

Rapid: *runs inside the comic shop* Maybe he's in here...*looks inside a comic to relax* Hm...*eyes open wide* I gotta show Desiree! *runs to Desiree as fast as possible* Hey Desi-*falls* Hey Desiree, *gets up* this guy in the comic looks just like Bobby!

Desiree: That's funny. Maybe he got trapped inside? But... how?

Rapid: Let's find out. *puts hand on comic cover and gets sucked inside*

Desiree: 8O

Sunny:*walks in* Look at these shoes! Couldn't ya plotz?

Desiree: Rapid just got sucked inside that comic book!

Rapid: *waves to Desiree and tries to talk but comes out as words* "This is cool! Come on! Try it!"

Desiree: How did he get in there?

Sunny: Ver vaist? Hey, Handy's gone, too.

Handy: *runs up to Desiree and Sunny* I peek gniklat sdrawkcab! (Translation:I keep talking backwards!)

Desiree: Everything is crazy! Rapid and Bobby are in a comic book, Sunny keeps using Yiddish terms, Handy's talking backwards, and....

Max: OH NO! The hyper cube! Where is it?!

Handy: Ho-hu! (Translation:Uh-oh!)

Desiree: This day keeps getting better and better.


 * people scream and scurry*

Max: What's going on?

Freckles Jeeperchomp: Hello, losers. *laughs*

Rapid: *gets shot out of the comic from some weird energy source* WHOA! *falls on a table* That was epic! That co-*looks a Freckles*

Freckles: What? You've never seen an incredibly beautiful rabbit dressed as Fran Sheffield?

Max: Beautiful my eye!

Freckles: *smacks Max*

Rapid: Leave him alone! Or you'll have to go through me!

Freckles: That won't be a problem at all. *climbs out of purse and grows back*

Max: Uh oh. o_O

Rapid: Hold me back before I fight him!

Handy: *grabs Rapid's arm* Don't fight!

Rapid: *loses controll of himself and gets out purse and unshrinks himself*

Freckles: Did you just call me a him? Oh, that's it. *picks up purse* Any sudden moves or insults, and this purse gets it. Just back off, and let me take it, okay?

Rapid: How about a deal? If we fi-

????: That won't be neccesary. *walks over to Freckles* So I see you want to steal this purse. Why?

Freckles: What's it to you, dipstick?

????: No need to call people names here. Just hand over the purse and I'll give you this wad of cash. *shows Freckles 2,000,000 dollars* And I've got a lot more money. Just hand over the purse.

Freckles: Sold! *tosses up purse, takes money, and runs off*

????: Long time no see, Rapid.

Rapid: Wait...YOU'RE FIST!

Fist: Yup. Now let's get back inside the purse. I've got some cool gadgets I wanna show you. *shrinks himself with his own shrink ray*


 * truck pulls up, drops off Ginger McMuffin, and drives off*

Ginger: *asleep*

Rapid: You go ahead, someone just got here.

Fist: *goes inside purse* Wow. This place is big. *sees Desiree and runs towards her* Hello there! I'm currently single. How about you, sweetness?

Desiree: Yeah... I have a boyfriend....

Fist: And who is your boyfriend?

Desiree: Rapid.

Sunny: What's going on out here?

Fist: RAPID?! *sees Sunny* Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Fist the Echidna. You light my soul like the flame of love.

Lucas:An Echidna,My friend mother loves Echidna!Exspecial Knuckles!

Fist: Knuckles is my dad. *keeps flirting with Sunny*

Lucas:Poor Zoro.

Rapid: *back inside purse*

Sunny: How old are you, anyway?

Fist: I am 17 beautiful.

Sunny: Somebody's a lolicon. *rolls eyes and walks other way*

Fist: Aw c'mon!

Max: You must have low standards if you're hittingon a girl 6 years younger than you!

Fist: Well I didn't know that.

Rapid: So tired...

Lucas:Zoro is 16!

Desiree: You're showing up everywhere!

(a blue hedgehog with orange streaks walks over. to characters who know Tsunami he looks vaguely familiar)

Pyro: sup peoples?

Lucas:?

Rapid: *falls asleep on the floor*

Fist: Rapid passed out. *goes to the sports department*

Zoro:*In the sports department*

Max: How do we get Bobby out of this book?

Rapid: *snores while on floor*

Fist: Where are the punching bags?

Sunny: Mabe they're in a sports store.

Rapid: *wakes up* I need to sleep some where comfortable.

Zoro:*Hugs Fist*

Fist: *blushes* Uh...hello. I'm Fist the Echidna.

Zoro:Hi I'm Zoro the wolf!

Desiree: Go to the furniture store. The beds there are comfortable.

Lucas:???????????

Desiree: Don't give me that look. I was talking to Rapid.

Rapid: Ok. *walks towards the biggest bed and lays down on it* It feels so good...*falls asleep*

Fist: How old are you Zoro?

Ginger: (outside, so sounds loud) *wakes up* Hey, where the heckle am I? *sees purse* And when did I get such a girly purse?

Handy: *slaps himself* I'm back to normal!