Roleplay:The Elemental Wars

The sequel to RP: The Fury Of The Elemental Gods!

Plot
The Elemental Clans are constantly at war with each other. But now, they're preparing for a fight that's bigger than any other! And to make matters worse, The Elemental Gods seem to have disappeared...can our heroes stop the fighting and find out what's happened to the Gods?

Heroes

 * The Elemental Clans (played by Ryu and others w/ permission; also anyone can play random villagers/soldiers)
 * The Elemental Gods (played by Ryu and others w/ permission)
 * Ryushu the Cat and Pokes (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * Glacian Nation (Played by KP)
 * Michael "Mickey" the Wolf (Played by KP)
 * Will the Echidna (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Flare the Wolf (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Maddy the Hedgehog (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in her own right)
 * Stave the Hedgehog (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Striker (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Dragoonworks (Played by Chembur)
 * Johnny D. the Fox (played by JMB)
 * Roger the Kangaroo (played by JMB; has never heard of the "Elemental Clans", but that doesn't mean he can't help the heroes out)
 * Claterix [he believes his power to be derived from the elements, ans so helps. Played by artemis]
 * Dragairo [this guy loves wars, and always tries to win them. Played by Artemis]
 * Kaizer and Vertigo the Hedgehogs (J's relatives; played by JMB)

Neutral

 * Blackmoon the Hedgehog (Played by Flash. The insane Troll-hunter with the rare Wind-type abilities and his own fatal technique.)
 * Raeverai and Raeserai [just here to have fun, no matter the situation]
 * Ice the Cat and his special ops. He's working for G.U.N; Who knows their intentions? He'll do what they say.

Villains

 * Those who wish to attack the clans.


 * The Trolls (played by anyone)
 * Rancor the Lynx (played by Ryu; the traitor of the Dark Clan!)
 * Ankou (Played by Chembur)
 * The Dark Star Army (Played by Chembur)
 * Akemi the Lion (Played by Famotill)
 * Vanessa the Lynx (Played by Famotill)

Part 1
(In the Red Mountain Zone, Drakath the Lion, the leader of the Fire Clan, can be seen looking out towards the valley. The second-in-command, Enko the Wolf, is standing next to him.)

Enko: ....sir?

Drakath: Do you sense that, Enko? That change in the air?

Enko: Change?

Drakath: Something is wrong...

Enko: .........

(In the Southern Tundra, Tunndrae the Fox, the Ice Clan's leader, is walking around...)

Tunndrae: This isn't right.....why can't I sense Kyanos' presence?

(She stops and looks around, feeling that she is being watched.)

Tunndrae: (She unsheathes a dagger made of ice) Who's there?

[SFX: *twig snapping*]

Tunndrae: (Whips around towards the noise) !!

???: Well hello there, my lovely lady.

(Tunndrae whips around again, confronting Toxic!)

Tunndrae: Who are you?!

Toxic: The name's Toxic. (walks over to Tunndrae and puts an arm around her) What's yours, pretty girl?

Tunndrae: (Pushes Toxic away) I am Tunndrae, the leader of the Ice Clan. My people serve Kyanos, the Elemental God of Ice.

Toxic: Well, that's nice. Hey, I happen to know about Kyanos...

(Tunndrae immediately grabs him by his throat.)

Tunndrae: You know what's happened to Kyanos, don't you?!

Toxic: Hey, take it easy, foxy! I said I knew about him, not met him personally!

(Tunndrae ponders this, then throws Toxic away from her. Toxic gets up, dusting snow from his fur.)

Toxic: A bit icy, aren't we?

Tunndrae: Hmph. I don't have time to deal with you. (she walks off)

Toxic: H-hey, wait! (runs after her)

(Meanwhile, Kyle the Hedgehog is randomly walking down a path.)

Kyle: (humming)

(He is unknowingly walking into Electric Clan territory! In fact, he is being spied upon by Shingai the Weasel!)

Shingai: Looks like we've got unwanted company... (stealthily follows Kyle)

Kyle: I'm boooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeedddddddddd............

Shingai: .....

(Meanwhile in a distant lake, a female reptile like creature emerges. A member of the Water Clan is a short distance away, and he sees the female reptilian.)

WaterClan Member: !!

Vanessa: (feels the presence of the WaterClan Member from being part Aquavorian (Alien Species)

WaterClan Member: *thinking* What on Mobius is that being...?

Vanessa: A Destroyer you fool! It's about time the Zoir Mind-Reading comes in handy.

WaterClan Member: Destroyer...?!

Vanessa: The Destroyer of the Water Element, The Element I'm best at!

WaterClan Member: (To himself) Could she have something to do with Neso's disappearance?

(Similar things will occur with the Earth and Fire tribes, with the Destroyers: Clasher Titan, and Plasma Pulse)

Vanessa: (turns her head in the direction of the WCM) Show yourself!

(The WaterClan Member, a Mobian hyena, steps out from behind the tree.)

Vanessa: What are you? A Member of a Clan dedicated to the Element of Water?

WaterClan Member: Yes.

Vanessa: Well...........That's Disturbing....................................Now, Take me to your leader before I Obliterate you lesser lifeform!

WaterClan Member: ...........very well....(he turns and walks away, motioning for Vanessa to follow)

(Meanwhile at a nearby Fault, a Large Robotic like Creature Emerges from the fault line. Some wild Geodude watch.)

Geodude 1: Geo?

Clasher: Blasted Akida. (smashes one of the Geodudes, killing it)

(The other Geodude flee in terror.)

Clasher: (lifts his hand, he notices the squashed Geodude) Oh...uh.....(kicks the dead Geodude into the fault)

(Three EarthClan Members, a male horse, a female hedgehog and a male wolf are spying on Clasher!)

Clasher: (starts smashing nearby rocks)

EarthClan Member 1: *whispering* What is that? Some kind of robot?

EarthClan Member 2: *whispering* It killed that poor Geodude...

Clasher: (his hands start spinning, they become as sharp as blades, he starts to cut Rocks in two)

EarthClan Member 3: *whispering* What is he doing?!

(Meanwhile...in a Glacian War Planning Tower..)

[Cameron has his hand to his snout, wondering what to do about the Elemental Wars.]

Black Ops Crow: "Sir?"

Cameron: ....

Black Ops Crow: "Sir? SIR!"

Cameron: "I'm trying to think damn it!"

(Meanwhile at the fault)

Clasher: Where is it?! I'll tear this fault apart if I must!

???: "Freeze! G.N.P.R!"

EarthClan Member 1: Now what...?

Clasher: (hears the ECM, he turns and slams his fists into the ground, causing an earthquake)

EarthClan Member 2: Look out!

[Glacian Wolves have come to assist the EarthClan!]

Clasher: (Grabs one of the Members, a female hedgehog, by the collar) Take me to your leader......

EarthClan Member 2: Gaah!!

Clasher: Take me before I dispose of you!

[Clasher is hit by a Krak Blaster, releasing his (Or her?) grip on the Member.]

(its a He, his voice is a male's voice)

Clasher: (grabs a different Member (a male wolf), he teleports Away)

EarthClan Member 1: He's taken Gareth!!

(Meanwhile on Lava Crater Isle, a strange creature stands on one of the floating Rocks)

Plasma: (Fires two large Fireballs from his robotic Cannon-hands)

[SFX: PHWEOOOOSH!]

Plasma: (he then jumps on them, using them as steps)

(Meanwhile back at Earth Clan Base, Clasher arrives, with Gareth. They are confronted by Doseki the Echidna, the Earth Clan's second-in-command.)

Doseki: What is the meaning of this?!

Clasher: Take me to your leader, or else, I will terminate your entire tribe!

Doseki: ........fine, then. (he turns and leaves)

(A few seconds later, Doseki returns, followed by a surprisingly burly female badger.)

Clasher: (still holding Gareth)

Rijuka: May I ask why you have Gareth captive?

(Back in the Glacian War Planning Tower.)

Cameron: "Who's side should we take, this is troubling...I guess we'll remain neutral!"

[News of the Glacian Nation remaining Neutral spreads throughout the Region.]

(Meanwhile with Johnny, he is visiting Fow Toth Town to watch a baseball game in the Fow Toth Baseball Stadium)

Johnny: Nothing like visiting a good ballpark game. [watches the two teams play on a large baseball field]

(Johnny watches the game as he sits on a seat. So far, the game has already started. Back with Tunndrae and Toxic...)

Tunndrae: Why are you following me?

Toxic: Well, I thought that maybe I could help you find Kyanos...

Tunndrae: Hmm....

???: "I wouldn't trust him if I were you..."

Tunndrae: ?! (turns towards the sound)

[It was a Wolf (Mickey), he's wearing leather armor.]

Toxic: *thinking* F***...

Tunndrae: Who're you now?

???: "My name's Mike, most people call me Mickey, Even though Cameron declared Neutrality, I'm on your side! That guy's a Troll and he serves a Demon King that tried enslaving The Elemental Gods!"

(Tunndrae turns to Toxic, a look of unmistakable fury in her eyes. Toxic grins sheepishly.)

Tunndrae: You wretch! (she has the blade of her dagger pointed at Toxic's throat)

Mickey: "I have you covered, go for his Crotch."

[Mickey chuckles as some of the crowd-like Arctic Pokemon pulls in.]

Mickey: "Oi! This is G.N.P.R Business!"

Tunndrae: (Stabs Toxic in the crotch)

Toxic: AAIIIYYEEEEEEH!!

Mickey: "Hey? Can I have a turn?"

Tunndrae: Sure.

Mickey: "Eheheh..."

[Mickey pulls out his M120 Jackhammer Shotgun, letting out a large grin as he hooks a Frost Amplifier to it. He cocks it and shoots, slicing Toxic with Frost Bullets.]

(Back with Kyle and Shingai...)

Kyle: Sooo booooooreeeeed... Where am I? Crap, I'm lost.

(They then hear a faint didjeridoo instrument, coming from a nearby forest.)

Kyle: Hmm... Who's that? Better go find out. (shoots off towards the sound)

(Kyle then finds a large, brown kangaroo, who is wearing red boxing gloves and is playing his large didjeridoo.)

Kyle: Yo! Sup', dude?

(Shingai watches from the shadows.)

???: [stops playing his didjeridoo] Oi! [looks around] Who said that?

Kyle: I did! Name's Kyle the Hedgehog.

Roger: [looks at Kyle] I'm Roger th' Kangaroo. Nice t' see you, mate.

Kyle: Same to you. Nice didjeridoo!

Roger: Thanks, mate! My mum made it when I was only 10.

(Shingai is hiding in a tree...)

Kyle: Cool! Waitaminute... do you get the feeling we're being watched?

Shingai: *thinking* Damn...

Kyle: Chaos Spear! (throws a Chaos Spear, it pins Shingai to the tree by his collar. Kyle jumps up and faces him.) Who are you, and why were you spying on me?

Shingai: You're invading the territory of the Electric Clan that serves Haeos!

Kyle: Haeos?! I know him... I had a run-in with the Elemental Gods a while ago...

Shingai: *thinking* What?! Run-in?! Could he have something to do with the disappearance of the Elemental Gods...?!

Kyle: Has something happened to them?

Shingai: Yes...they've disappeared...

Kyle: HOLY- How?

Shingai: We don't know...one day, we suddenly just lost all contact with Haeos...

Kyle: Hmm... I owe it to Voidstar and Celery-itis to help find them... They helped me, if not by their own free will...

Shingai: Well, the Electric Clan does not meddle in the affairs of the other clans...

Kyle: Hmm... Take me to your leader! (chuckles)

Shingai: Alright...but our leader does not take kindly to outsiders...

Roger: Electric Clan, eh mate?

Shingai: Yes.

(Meanwhile...)

???: Akemi and Valeria, nice of you to join me. Please sit, sit.

Akemi: *Leaning against a wall* Just skip to the details, I'm bored!

Valeria: For once you have a point.

???: Fine, fine. We have received intelligence that those Elemental God creatures have gone missing. We could use their powers to become the ultimate kinetics.

Akemi: Just tell us where to go.

???: This is a special mission. Never have we been so close to achieving our goals. This mission will require all of us.

Akemi: *sarcastically* Even you, oh great leader?!

???: Silence! With my kinetic ability I could kill both of you. Each member of the group will head out to their own element specific clan. There they worship these gods, and most likely have the closest leads. Blend into society, and learn as much information as you can. Each member including myself has been tasked with Finding a god. Once you have received word of their location you are to return to here where you will recieve further instructions. Am I clear?

Valeria: Yeah!

Rancor: I highly doubt the Dark Clan will take me back...

??? 2: That's were I come in.

Rancor: Hmm?

???: She will disguise you using her light abilities. No one will notice but avoid touching anyone you could harm them. I will provide you with armor if need be to protect you from the light ability.

Akemi:So, this is pretty much just a sneak in-get information and get out mission?

???:For the time being, yes.

Akemi:Pretty boring wouldn't you say so V?

Valeria:Yeah, let's get this over with


 * Both leave*

???: *To Rancor*You'll have to excuse them there a little impatient.

(Back with Tunndrae, Mickey, and the now-wounded Toxic...)

???: Tunndrae!

(Tunndrae turns towards the voice. Mickey looks as well. A male cat runs towards them)

Mickey: "Eh?"

Tunndrae: Inghet? What is it?

Inghet: The wild Mamoswine herds are rampaging!! They're too close to the village!!

(Back with Johnny in Fow Toth Baseball Stadium (which was constructed by J the Hedgehog), the scoreboards updates in the 5th inning: Home - 5; Visitor - 2)

Johnny: Best game ever. I just wish Alyssa could see this...

(Meanwhile, not far from the Wind Clan's base, there stood a black hedgehog with pants, and dead trolls everywhere.)

???: "I say that's impressive? I'm a Troll Killer too..."

(Back with Mitch, Tunndrae and Inghet...)

Inghet: Quickly, we must get back to the village!

Tunndrae: Right!

[Mickey nods and progresses with Inghet and Tunndrae. In the Ice Village, various soldiers are attempting to hold off the enraged Mamoswine.]

Ice Soldier 1: I don't get it!! Why are they attacking?!

Ice Soldier 2: Nevermind that now!! We need to hold them off!!

Mickey: ! "I can handle this, stand back!"

(One of the soldiers is suddenly hit by a Mamoswine's ice tusks! He flies backwards, yelling in agony, and lands.)

Ice Soldier 3: AAAAUUUUUUUGH!!

[SFX: Thud!]

Mamoswine 1: Mamooooooooh!!

Mickey: "Hey, big Mammoth, thing! Want a Challenge for a wimp like you? Come over here!"

Mamoswine 1: MAMOOOOOOH!! (charges at Mickey)

Mickey: "Boom."

[The Mamoswine is hit by a blast of small fire!]

Mamoswine 1: MOOH!!

(The other Mamoswine hear the first Mamoswine's cry of pain.)

Mamoswine 2: Mamoooh?

Mamoswine 3: (Points a hoof towards Mickey) MOOOOH!!

[Mickey then lets out a Ring of Fire around the other Mamoswine. They shy away from the flames, but some try to use Blizzard.]

Tunndrae: *thinking* Why are the Mamoswine attacking...? They're normally so peaceful.....

Mickey: "One word: Trolls"

Tunndrae: H-How did you....?!

Mickey: "Because they're always up to no-good..."

Tunndrae: I meant "how did you read my mind"...

Mamoswine 4: MAMOOOOOH!!! (uses Cocytus on the Ring of Fire)

Mickey: "By your Facial Expressions."

Tunndrae: ........

(The giant shards of ice come roaring at Mickey and Tunndrae!)

Tunndrae: Look out!! (pushes Mickey out of the way)

Mickey: "Oof!"

(The ice just barely hits Tunndrae. The injured Ice Soldier from before staggers over to them.)

Mickey: "I cannot believe you just did that..."

Ice Soldier 3: Wh-what do we do....?! (clutches chest) Ugh!!

Tunndrae: We've got to find a way to contain the Mamoswine until we can find out what's wrong. And go see a medic; you're bleeding.

Ice Soldier 3: Oh, r-right, ma'am! (leaves)

(Back with Johnny, the baseball game has already been finished, with the scoreboards tallying; Home - 7; Visitors - 0)

Johnny: [whistles as he leaves the baseball stadium in Fow Toth Town] Now to head back to Chaos City for me to head back home.

(Johnny takes a tour bus and the bus driver drives Johnny back to Chaos City)

(With Shingai, Roger and Kyle...)

Kyle: I don't really care how he takes to me, I need to see him.

Shingai: ....our clan leader is female...

[A humming is heard...]

Kyle: How she takes to me then... who's humming?

[It appeared to be a VS Galaxy.]

Roger: [ears twitch]

Kyle: What the?

Roger: [looks around] Who said that?

(Shingai's fur begins to spark with electricity.)

Roger: [sees Shingai's fur covered with electricity; gasps with surprise] Crikey!

Kyle: Think that's cool? Check this! (hands charge with Chaos Energy)

[The VS Galaxy lands. Vanu Troops step out with a Crate.]

Shingai: Who are you?!

Vanu Soldier: "We are people of the Vanu Sovereignty, we've heard about your leader and wish to help, even though our leader declares neutrality."

Shingai: (His fur stops sparking) ........

Roger: ?

Vanu Soldier: "We also have Electrical Crates with us..."

Shingai: What for...?

Roger: [thinking] ''What's this mate talkin' about? I've neva heard of this Vanu Severignty before...''

Vanu Soldier: "As you can see we are from the Glacian Nation, one of the most resourceful Nations other than the Mobian ones."

Shingai: "Glacian Nation"? Never heard of ya.

Vanu Soldier: -_-'

[SFX: *'The Price Is Right' lose theme*]

Shingai: Besides, our leader does not trust strangers...(narrows his eyes in an intimidating matter)...and neither do I.

Vanu Soldier: ....

Shingai: (Turns his back) Geh...outsiders...

Roger: [wanders around to find out about the "Glacian Nation"]

[A Data-Slate slides near Roger.]

Roger: Huh? [looks around] Who's there?

[A Wolf was near a tree, grinning.]

???: "Just say the words of our Nation to get more info."

Roger: [confused] ..."Nation"?

[The young Wolf facepalms.]

???: "Just say any word you want to know what it means please..."

Roger: [still confused, but gets an idea] You mean like "Glacian Nations"?

Data-Slate: "Glacian Nations, people native from Glacier Peak, known to migrate all over the world in different places, they are divided into Parts, the main component of the Glacian Nation is the Black Operations."

Roger: I see...

???: "My name's Cameron, I'm largely associated with Technology, now, I must be going, beware of Trolls, you can keep that Data-Slate."

Roger: Nice t' see you, mate. I'm Roger. And thanks for this equipment y' gave me.

Cameron: "No problem, and Troopers! I said we stay neutral throughout the war! Get out of here immediately!"

Vanu Soldiers: "SIR YES SIR!"

[The Vanu Soldiers pile in their Galaxy and take off.]

Shingai: Hmph. 'bout time. (to Kyle) You comin' or what?

Part 2
(Meanwhile, the WaterClan hyena and Vanessa the Loch arrive at Golden Cove.)

WaterClan Hyena: Well, here we are...

[elsewhere, a green cat with many tails walks toward FireClan territory, humming a tune]

???: Hmmmhmmmhmhmmhmhmmm...hmmmhmmmhmmhmhmmmmm....Maybe i should stop...

(Enko the Wolf is watching Claterix. Some FireClan scouts are with her.)

Claterix:I should stop and get something to eat...Have'nt had anything for a long time. Let's see...

[Claterix begins scouting the area for something edible. After a while, he stops, and then manipulates his tails to lift himself up in the air. From there he looks around.]

FireScout 1: (To Enko) Do we attack?

Claterix:Is that a watermelon?...Nope. Eyes playing tricks. Maybe over here.

[his tails curve where the touch teh ground an slide along the dirt, moving him forward as he searches. Enko and her scouts follow.]

[eventually, Claterix lowers himself to the ground again]

Claterix:Looks like there's nothing edible. Maybe I'll just take a catnap and hope for better luck tomorrow.

[though of a tall Tigeroan build, his limbs somehow fold into his body as he lays down, the end effect looking like a normal domestic cat curled up for a nap, albeit in a nest of green tails]

FireScout 2: .......what now?

Claterix: zzzzzzzz......ZzzzZzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Enko: ......I guess we leave him...

[Claterix' ears flick and his eyes open]

Claterix:Oh please no...Let it be someone ELSE'S signal i;m sensing...Not her, of all people...

[Claterix immidiatly gets up and runs at a hard pace into Fireclan territory. Far behind him, a dust streak shows that someone else is coming]

Enko: What the-?!

[once the streak gets close enough, it turns out to be Raeverai, chasing down Claterix into Fireclan territory]

FireScouts: O_o

Enko: *facepalm* Drakath is not going to like this...

Claterix: HEEEEELP! CRAZY CAT, CRAZY CAT! HELP MEEEEEE!!

(Claterix finally arrives in the Fire Village in the Red Mountain Zone. Some FireClan members look up as he approaches. Claterix slows down, and then covers himself in his tails, creating a furry green globe. Raeverai stops in front of it.)

Raeverai: Come on out, Clateriiiix....

Claterix: NO way! Go away! Shoo! This is none of you business, crazy!

Raeverai: Why should I do that, Clatery?

Claterix: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Raeverai: You know I'll get in somehow.

Claterix: So? DO I care? NO! GO AWAY!

(The FireClan villagers simply stare. Raeverai finally notices them.)

Raeverai: What are you looking at?

(The FireClan Villagers look at each other.)

[Raeverai begins trying to pry Claterix' sphere open]

Raeverai:Open up already, you elemental cuckoo clock!

Claterix:I don't care how many times you call me that. I'M NOT OPENING!

(Back with Johnny, who has just arrived back in Chaos City...)

Johnny: [wandering around the city] Oh, what to do, what to do on this fine day...

(Back in the IceClan Village...)

Mickey: "Let's see...."

[Mickey looks around the area, possibly bringing an idea.]

Tunndrae: Well, any ideas?

Mickey: "Okay, so you know the Mamoswine are large? Why not run around them so they try to never lose sight, they'll tip over from the slippery ice from moving too much..."

Tunndrae: Hmm...yes, that could work!

Mickey: "Okay then..."

[Mickey grabs Tunndrae's hand and starts to run in a circle around the Mamoswine!]

Mamoswine 1: Mamoooh!!

Mickey: "Hang on tight..."

Tunndrae: !!!

[Mickey greatly increases his speed with a Tailwind-like move.]

Mamoswine 2: Mamoooohh!! (stomps around in a circle, trying to keep an eye on Mickey and Tunndrae)

[The ice then begins to wear down...until Mickey hits an icy rock.]

Mickey: "Aww s***!"

Tunndrae: AAAH!!

[Mickey and Tunndrae are sent flying. Tunndrae lands on Mickey, breaking her fall.]

Mickey: "OOF!"

Tunndrae: Uhn!!

[The Mamoswine are dizzy!]

Mickey: "Mmf! Met moff mlease..."

[Mickey's face appears to be stuck in the ice...]

Tunndrae: S-Sorry! (gets off of Mickey)

[Mickey plucks his head out, his face is covered in cuts.]

Tunndrae: Y-Your face! We need to take you to a medic!

Mickey: "Please Ma'am, I've faced worse..."

Mamoswine: Mamoooooohhhhh @_@

Mickey: "I'm actually a soldier..."

Tunndrae: A soldier?

Mickey: "Yeah."

(Inghet comes running up.)

Inghet: Are you both alright?

Mickey: "Yeah, a few cuts doesn't hurt..."

Tunndrae: You sure?

Mickey: "Yeah."

Tunndrae: Alright...

Inghet: (Looks at the incapacitated Mamoswine) What do we do with the Mamoswine?

Mickey: "Well, we should leave them be, they'll wake up and think it's just their imagination."

Inghet: Still...I want to know who riled 'em up! They've NEVER done this before!

Mickey: "One word; Trolls."

Inghet: Trolls?

Mickey: "Horrible people who think they can mess others up. They also womanize if they're male..."

Inghet: People...you don't mean Overlanders?!

Mickey: "No. They're 'Recolors' of famous people."

Inghet: Ah...you mean like King Maximilian Acorn?

Mickey: "I don't think so. They're not Antis...let's say you encounter a dark green-colored Sonic; that's a recolor. If he acts like a pervert or a womanizer, that's a troll."

Tunndrae: Sonic...? I think I've heard of him...

Mickey: "The Blue Blur."

Inghet: Uh...

Mickey: "Super fast hedgehog. Has blue fur."

Tunndrae: ...yes! I think I remember him! He went past here a few months ago; I think he was headed towards the Icecap Zone. Said he had to see Queen Blyzzard.

Mickey: "I see."

Inghet: He is lucky that Imawashii didn't get him...

(Back in the Glacian War Tower, the Sub-Ordinates of the other parts of the Glacian Nation were arguing about the Elemental Wars.)

Cameron: "WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!!?"

Subordinates: O_O

Cameron: "Jesus Christ, I feel like my Ears have been clawed by Rakumei, okay, do what you all damn want with the clans, but DO NOT ATTACK!! You got that men!!?"

Subordinates: Yes sir!

Cameron: "BUT the Starpaw Corps and the Black Operations is staying neutral!"

[Cameron walks out, possibly to his own house.]

(Meanwhile, we can see Dismal the Hedgehog running from something...)

Dismal: *panting*
 * (Ryu-No one's gonna find Dismal?)

Johnny: [hears someone panting] Huh? [looks around]

(Dismal runs past, he trips.)

Johnny: What the--? [runs torwards Dismal] You okay?

Dismal: (Looks up and sees Johnny) !! (scoots away)

Johnny: Hey, wait up! [follows Dismal]

Dismal: (Looks back to see Johnny following him) O_O (trips over a rock) WAUUUGH!!

[SFX: THUD!]

Dismal: *whimper*

Johnny: [walks over to Dismal] Are you okay? Are ya hurt...?

(Suddenly...)

???: There you are, Dismal!

Johnny: "Dismal"?

(A group of Trolls appear.)

Dismal: O_o

Johnny; [sees the Trolls] Ah crud. Trolls. Unbelievable.

Toxic: Hey hey, now. We're just here to get our buddy back.

Solar: You didn't know that Dismal's a Troll too?

(Johnny is confused, at first, until...)

Johnny: [panicked] WAH! The person I just rescued... is actually a TROLL! GAH!! [vanishes himself in flames and the flames subsides and he vanishes (seemingly humiliated and filled with guilt)]

Bolt: Dohohohoho!

Dismal: ......

(Toxic puts an arm around Dismal's shoulders.)

Toxic: Awww, don't feel bad, Diz.

Dismal: Why do you guys constantly follow me...?

Frost: It's time for your monthly shot!

Dismal: O_O B-But I dun wanna...

Toxic: Too bad! (Chaos Controls away with Dismal; the other Trolls follow)

[Later, in Cameron's House, Cameron was working on a Black Ops Bumper Tank...but Trolls are spying on him!]

Toxic: *whispering* I wonder what he's building...

Dismal: (Rubbing the spot directly above his tail) Ow...

(Toxic smacks Dismal in the back of his head.)

Toxic: *whispering* Shut it, you emo!

Cameron: "Hello fails."

Cameron's thoughts: 'Three...two....one....'

[Toxic's Head is suddenly shot off by a Lascannon!]

Frost: HOLY-

Dismal: O_O (ducks down)

Cameron: "Solar, Eruption please."

[A Quilava bursts out of the Top of the Tank.]

Solar (Quilava): "Eat Rocks Trollheads!"

[Solar spits out Molten Rocks! The Trolls scream and run in terror, except for Dismal (who continues to cower upon the ground). Frost is hit in the crotch by one of the Molten Rocks.]

Solar (Quilava): "Pft pft pft pft pft pft!"

Frost: 'AAAAAAAAAGH!! MY BAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!'

Tantrum: *thinking* Good thing I'm immune to fire...hehehe...

[Cameron rolls out of the Bumper, raising his Pistol, he fires, sending out Shurikens which hit Tantrum in the eyes.]

Tantrum: 'AAAAAAAAGH!! MY EYES!!' (he stumbles around and trips over Dismal) Oof!

Dismal: !!

Tantrum: (Gets up) Who'd I trip on?! ROAR!! (kicks Dismal square in the rear)

Dismal: OOWWW!!! DX

[Cameron fires more, hitting Tantrum in the jugular.]

Cameron: "Grovyle, Leaf Blade."

[A Grovyle bursts out, slicing a random troll (Tonic) in the crotch, but the Grovyle's Leaves aren't just leaves, her Leaves are replaced with Earth-enchanted Blades!]

Tonic: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!

Cameron: "Now, there's something missing..."

(Ryushu, Karma tiem?)

(Suddenly, a Rhyperior charges into the area!! Dismal sees it and screams in terror!)

Dismal: I DON'T WANNA DIIIIEEEEEE!!! (runs out of the way)

(The Rhyperior charges past him and slams into Bolt, Poison, Punchout and Nightshade!)

[SFX: WHUD!!]

Bolt/Poison/Punchout/Nightshade: AAAAAUUUUUUGH!!

(Back with Johnny, he appears in Red Mountain (cradling his body into a ball with guilt.)

Johnny: [muffled] I can't believed the person I just rescued was a Troll! How did I not know that?!

(After Johnny calms himself down, he curiously climbs up to the volcano cone (since he is pyrokinetic and flames do not affect him) until he reaches the top. Down near the FireClan Village, Enko looks up and sees the tiny figure of Johnny at the top of Inferno Volcano.)

Enko: Wha...? (she runs towards the volcano and proceeds to climb up it)

Johnny: [sees Enko; thinking] Eh, as long as the environment is fiery, I'm okay with that.

Enko: *thinking* Who is he.....and why is he on Inferno Volcano?

(Back near the village, Drakath sees Enko climbing the volcano. He then sees Johnny.)

Drakath: Enko? What is she doing......and who's that other person....? (unsheathes Agni's Flame and runs towards the volcano)

(On top of Inferno Volcano...)

Johnny: [ear twitches and looks behind to see Drakath; thinking] Who is he...?

Drakath: You! (points his sword at Johnny) State your name and business!

Johnny: [looks at Drakath] I'm Johnny D. the Fox, and I turn Trolls into grilled cheese.

Drakath: Then why are you here, intruder? There are no "Trolls" here!

Johnny: Eh. Blame my curiousity. Ah well, I have my own goals to accomplish. [uses Flame Hover and flies away from the volcano (as the heat enhances his speed)] See ya!

Drakath: ........

Enko: Sir?

Drakath: Hmph. If he comes back, we'll be sure to give him a "warmer" welcome. He must have a lot of gall to intrude upon the birthplace of the sacred Moltres! (re-sheathes his blade) Let's get back to the village.

(So Enko and Drakath leave. Back with Cameron, his Pokemon, the Trolls, and the Rhyperior...)

Cameron: "Karma...?"

Cameron's thoughts: 'If that Rhyperior did a Karma Charge...'

(Dismal is hiding under a table.)

(With Johnny, he's having trouble slowing his speed down from using Flame Hover)

Johnny: Crap! I can't slow down! [hits the ground, causing him to skip along the ground before stopping in front of Cameron's house] Uber.... wipeout...

[A series of Elemental Attacks are heard inside.]

Johnny: [hides inside an empty garbage can] If it's those pesky Trolls again...!

(The door (as well as a good chunk of the wall) is blasted off its hinges!)
 * (Ryu-What would Johnny do if he found Dismal?)

Johnny: [thinking; as he feels the banging sound from the garbage can he was inside of] Who's doing this...

(Back inside..)

Cameron's thoughts: 'Then that must be Ryushu's Rhyperior!'

???: 'SQUADILLAH!! WE ARE OFF!!'

[A Shiny Charizard flies into the house, spewing fire at the Trolls! Cameron grabs his M1 Garand, shooting another Troll in the Leg. The table that Dismal was hiding under gets engulfed in flames!]

Dismal: AAAAGH!! (runs out from beneath the now burning table)

Cameron's thoughts: 'That's definitely Ryushu...but where would she be...?'

???: Here I am!

(Ryu jumps off of the Shiny Charizard's back!)

Cameron: "GACK! How'd you read my mind!!?"

Ryu: Durr, because I'm a girl! :B

Johnny: [pops his head out from the garbage can and runs inside Cameron's house] That must be Cameron!

Cameron: .... "Point taken..."

Ryu: LOL

(Dismal stops running, seeing that he's left the fire behind. Suddenly...)

Cameron: "Crowbar. Right. Here. WOOHOO!"

(Johnny, who has heard Dismal, Cameron and Ryu, attempts to open the door, but the door is jammed)

Johnny (from behind the door): [tries to open the door, but can't] Darn it! The door's jammed!

(Ryu hears knocking on the door.)

Ryu: (Opens the door) Who is it?

Johnny: [sees Ryu] hi there, Ryu! I hear y' need help on kicking some Troll butt?

Ryu: Oh yes please! Come on in!

(Johnny goes inside, with a huge smile on his face)

Johnny: [sees the Trolls (except Dismal)] Oh goody! [cracks his knuckles] I'm gonna beat the living crap out of youse! [charges torwards them]

Cameron: "Let's beat on some sons of B******!"

Johnny: You betcha, Cameron! [charges torwards Biggie] Take this, ya overweight barbarian! [uses Burning Combat on Biggie, inflicting each kicks and punches onto his body, inflicting burning pain (despite Biggie's overweight stature)]

Biggie: Ugh!!

Johnny: [finishes Biggie off with a headbutt, causing Biggie's head to be buried underneath his body (for comedic effect)] Whoo-hoo! Now then... [loooks at the Trolls] Who's next in line??

(Dismal begins to sneak away.)

Cameron: "How 'bout the Emo?"

(Dismal freezes in his tracks.)

Johnny: [turns to Dismal] Huh? [walks torwards Dismal] Hmmm....

Dismal: O_O

Cameron: "Maybe not, how about Hothead?"

Johnny: Like Tantrum?

Tantrum: (Points at Dismal) No way! Kill him!

Cameron: "Hmmmm, hmm hmmmmm No."

[Cameron shoots Tantrum in the crotch with his Shuriken Pistol.]

(Back with Shingai, Roger and Kyle...)

Kyle: So how far away is your base anyway? [Roger follows Kyle]

Shingai: See that peak? (he points out towards Stormy Ridge, which is quite far away)

Kyle: Okay then, screw walking. CHAOS CONTROL! (they teleport to Stormy Ridge)

(They have teleported right in front of an Electivire!)

Electivire: Tivire!!

Kyle: Oh, hello there, Mr. Electivire. Sorry to disturb you! (talking to self) Ryu's the Pokemon expert... I might need her... (calls Ryu) Hello? Ryu?


 * (Gotta go, see you later!)

[back at the fireclan village, raeverai has made a ...mistake]

[raeverai is struggling to stay on top of Claterix sphere of tails, wich is rolling thru the village]

Raeverai:Listen, you elemental furball! If you don't stop, wer'e gonna crash!

Claterix:SO long as you go away, I'll stop!

[they continue to randomly roll thru the village, causing the villagers to flee from them.]

Raeverai:Uh...Where are we anyway? Some kinda village? Not a very good one, doesn't even have any defence

Claterix:Shut up and go very far away! I'm NOT getting caught by you today!

[Claterix' sphere heads toward the center of the village]

Raeverai:Aren't village centers where leaders are, Claterix? Sure you want to do that?

Claterix:YOU'RE THE ONE ON TOP OF MY SPHERE! NOT ME! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN BUZZ OFF ALREADY, AND LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!

(Drakath and Enko happen to see the Claterix sphere hurtling towards the center of the village!)

Raeverai:You know, Clatery, if you just open up, we could be done with this

Claterix:DON'T CALL ME THAT, I'M NOT OPENING,GO AWAY!

Part 3: Electricity and Peelz
(Back in Cameron's house...)

Tantrum: Ugh....but he's emo anyways!!

Cameron: "You are with your Temper Tantrums."

[Cameron dashes up and hits Tantrum in the crotch with his Crowbar.]

Johnny: [laughs]

Tantrum: WAAAUUUUUUGH!! (falls over) THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS EMO!!

Johnny: Stop reminding me! I wouldn't be curling into a ball with complete humiliation!

Tantrum: But doesn't that make you want to punish him?

Johnny: .....! [stands still (since he is still humiliated after saving Dismal, who is obviously a Troll)]

Tantrum: Yeah.....hehehe......you wanna make him cry for making you look like a fool, don't ya?

Johnny: [growls, then swiftly grabs Dismal by the neck and looks at him] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE A TROLL?!

Dismal: I.....I........

Johnny; You what?!


 * (Ryu-You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!!)
 * (JMB- LOLZ XD!!)

(Dismal breaks down crying.)

Johnny: [sees Dismal crying and his face slowly turns from angry to sadness and guilt and lets go of Dismal] ......

Tantrum: (Gets up) Look at him.....he's a total crybaby! (to Johnny) What do you think of crybabies?

Cameron: "Hothead, your an a**clown."

[Cameron beheads Tantrum with Executioner. Johnny simply stands there, seemingly guilty. Dismal's huddled on the ground, crying.]

Johnny: [voice breaking] This sucks! [uses Flame Hover and leaves Cameron's house, leaving a large gaping hole, thus escaping from Ryu, Cameron, Dismal and the other Trolls (since he was filled with sadness and guilt)]

Cameron: "God D*** you Tantrum..."

Ryu: ........

[Cameron kicks a Metal Table, hitting Toxic's corpse in a Revive-o-matic.]

Dismal: *sniffle* (to himself) T-Tantrum's right....I AM a c-c-crybaby....(he gets up)

(Johnny is nowhere to be seen, other than looking at a large gaping hole from the ceiling. Toxic revives!)

Toxic: Ugh, my aching head.......

[Toxic is suddenly seized by Cameron's Blastoise and Grovyle!]

Toxic: H-Hey! What gives?!

Cameron: "For flirting with Ryushu."

Toxic: When did I-.......oh yeah....

(With Johnny...)

Johnny: [burying his face onto his knees] I can't believe I made friends with a Troll...

[It begins to snow extremely hard, to the point where it is difficult to see...]

Johnny: Crap... it's snowing... [gets up and runs] I gotta find a warm place to stay, before I become a frozen caveman...

(Back in Cameron's House.)

[Cameron punches Toxic in the face, making him slip into his Katana Trap.]

Cameron [Voice Recording]: "NINJA!"

Toxic: UUURGH!!

Just outside the house, it is snowing... Pretty badly, still]

???: Bloody ell, man, what did you have to bring us up here for? It's freakin' COLD!

???: Shut up, Robert. We're almost there. I think there may be a problem with my... Friend, here.

???: ... Whatever you say. I kind of agree with Robert... What do I have to do with this?

???: Uh huh. Well, listen, I'm with Ice... A friend of his is a friend of mine.

???: Thanks, Richard... I guess. Now... [He places something on the door] Also. None of you will question my orders or disrespect me again, unless you have something serious to bring up in a mature manner. Is this understood?

All in Unison : Yes, sir.

???: Now, breach it. Anything that attacks you, attack back. GO. [The door bursts open with a loud explosion]

Cameron: "Who's the Jackass that broke my door...?"

??? : Sorry for the entrance. I can write a check to pay for the... Uh, broken door, I was just checking to see if you're alright. A roof that's broken open is... Never a good sign. I found out your address from some fangirl crazy about you and decided to visit. When I got here, I ... Noticed the roof and decided to call for some help.

Cameron: "One of my friends busted out 'cause of some Trolls."

Ice : Oh, trolls, here? You mind if I capture one? G.U.N wants one to study it's brain structure, ect. Anyway, so everything is OK, right?

[Ice looks over at Dismal]

Ice : Is he the only one... Alive, and if so, could I take him? I want to know if it's possible to "save" them, and so does G.U.N.

Ryu: Go ahead. But I don't know what you mean by "save"...

Ice : Oh, as in capable of... Some good. They're probably mostly bad, but... Seize him. [His 3 special ops grab Dismal] Just don't resist and this won't be hard, ok? [He looks at Dismal, then at his men] Richard, Robert, be gentle if possible. Clive, help them out if you must.

Dismal: Wh-What's going on?!

Robert : We're taking you to G.U.N, ya batshit insane wanker! Now shut up unless you have something important to say for the Queen's sake!


 * (Ryu-I say, old chap! XD)

Dismal: *whimper* B-But....

(They see Johnny limply walking by and collapses the the ground, short of breath, as he suffers hypothermia (as his pyrokinetic powers are useless on snowy environments))

Ryu: OMG! Johnny!

Johnny: [quietly] I'm a failure...

Ice : Troll, or friendly...?

Ryu: He's a friendly! (whistles at Charizard, who walks over) Johnny needs heat! Please hurry!

Charizard: Char! (puts his tail near Johnny)

Cameron: "Holy S***!"

[Ice shoves the Charizard away]

Ice : OH, HELL NO. He needs REAL medical treatment, not just... THAT thing. Clive, get working on it, NOW.

Clive : Jesus, Ice. [He pulls out something from a pack - a shot... He plunges it in Johnny's arm. Immediately, he begins to feel a bit better and warmer]

Charizard: Char!! 3:<

Clive: Sudden heat like that could possibly cause severe temperature fluctuations, resulting in fainting, or worse. I need a fire.

Johnny: [groans as he slowly opens his eyes (his body is becoming warmer)]

Clive: [He shakes Johnny] You OK, kid? Tell me how you feel, and I can help you more.

Johnny: I'm filled... with guilt.

Ice: The troll is cuffed, right?

Robert: Quite.

Ice: I'd like to talk to him in private...

Dismal: .............

Ice: [He gently grabs Dismal and takes him into a different room and shuts the door] Just... Wait. Hold on. Let me tell you before I start... Asking you some things. Please, don't make this harder than it has to be. I'm with G.U.N. Special ops. Best around. I'll shoot you if you make me; but I really don't want blood all over these clothes, OK? Now... Tell me, why do you... Just, act like you do? What's the point to it, for you?

Dismal: I......I guess it's just because.......(he shrugs) I just am.........

Ice : Have you ever... Felt bad, about anything you did? Even considered reforming, or changing?

Dismal: I hate having to do bad things........I don't know why, though.....it's not correct for me to think that way, Rageik says.....I'm supposed to be a Troll.....

Ice: So... There is a light in you. You don't have to be a troll, you know. I can help you get away from your past, if you want to. Who is this... Rageik, person?

Dismal: He's the Troll leader.

Ice: The... Leader, eh? Well, look, do you want to escape from him and from your past in general?

Dismal: I....

{Dismal suddenly has a flashback of sorts...}

Toxic: (Has Dismal by the neck) So help me, if you even think of betraying Rageik...

Dismal: N-No, I'd n-n-never...!!

(Toxic throws Dismal to the floor.)

Toxic: You'd better say never, you pathetic, sniveling worm of a Troll! (he walks away)

{Flashback end...}

Ice: [He's looking at Dismal's eyes] You have a bad past, don't you kid? You've been hurt for a large part of your life, or all of it, have you not? You aren't evil. Keeping you cuffed is just cowardly and cruel. I'm... Sorry. [He takes a key from his pocket and uses it to take off Dismal's handcuffs]

Dismal: ...........

Ice: Remember what I said earlier about the testing? Forget about that. That's for real trolls. You're either not a real troll, or a... Strange troll. Sorry for what Robert said back there. He has a very low tolerance for trolls.

Dismal: Uh...o-okay......

Ice: You're scared of something, aren't you? You're scared of something powerful that's been looming over you like a black cloud your whole life, isn't that it...? Do you want to come back to G.U.N HQ with me? I'll be able to get you some help there.

Dismal: *panics* N-No, I can't!! I...I'd get into tr-trouble!!

Ice: What's the name of that punk you mentioned, Rageik? You don't have to be afraid of him... Look at me... [He props Dismal's head up a bit] You can choose your own path. You don't have to answer to them any more. You can have freedom. If he shows his face, me and my team will obliterate him. We won't let him get close to you; we're trained professionals. I by myself have taken down bases full of enemy soldiers.

Dismal: ............

{Flashback...}

Toxic: You seriously aren't worried that Dismal might turn on us?

(Toxic is talking to Bubonic.)

Bubonic: It's nonsense. Dismal's far too cowardly to do something like that; he'll listen to whoever threatens him, too afraid to defend himself...besides....

Toxic: Besides...?

Bubonic: All those experimental chips I've implanted into him have one thing in common; They respond to a certain frequency. (he holds up a remote) One press of the button, and all those chip's go nuts, wracking his innards with so much pain, he'll be begging for Rageik's mercy!
 * (Ryu-SRY, SonicSmash; I'm cruel.)
 * (Meh, who says the chips couldn't malfunction. As long they don't kill him, he could just... Well, bear the pain if he had to, or could have them surgically removed.)
 * (Ryu-LOL he's terrified of surgery and such!)

{Flashback end...}

Ice : If you're really that afraid of them getting mad at you, I could make it look like we're taking you by force. It might even get them to come out. Actually, I have an idea that might just work... Do you have any way to contact your... Boss, that you hate?

Dismal: Uhh.....no....but he usually ends up knowing what happens anyways...

Ice : Do you think he'll be "Checking" on you, soon? If so, I have an idea... We could tie you to a tree outside, then place an anti warping shield over you so they can't pop out of no where and warp you off. If the plan works, they'll try to rescue you... We'll be in the trees and underbrush nearby, and as soon as they show their faces we'll blast them or capture them. Richard is the explosives and technology expert of my team, and I think he has some things like the anti warp thing I was talking about. Yeah, he has all sorts of things... Mini EMP's that shut off anything electronic nearby, nuclear grenades, all sorts of things...

Dismal: Okay...

(In the Troll Moon Base...)

Rageik: (Sees the recently revived Trolls) .....where's Dismal?

Toxic: Un, about that, sir......he somehow survived....

Rageik: Strange...usually he's the first to die. Toxic, I want you to go look for him.

Toxic: Do I have too...?

Rageik: Yes, you do! Now go!

Toxic: *sigh* Oooookaaaaayy....*Chaos Controls away*

(With Ryu... Ryu's phone rings.)

Ryu: ? (opens cell-phone and answers it) Hello?

Kyle: (on phone, sounding nervous) Hey, Ryu, you know all about Pokemon and stuff, right?

Ryu: ....yeah....

Kyle: Are you very busy at the moment? Cause there's this REALLY BIG ELECTIVIRE LOOKING AT ME!

Ryu: Wh-What?! Uh.....j-just don't make any sudden movements....Electivire are VERY aggressive!

Kyle: Does teleporting right in front of one count as sudden?

Ryu: Yes... ._.

Kyle: Then we're doomed...

(On Kyle's side of the line...)

Electivire: Electivire!! (begins to spark with electricity)

Shingai: St-stand down, Rakurai! They're with me!

(The Electivire, Rakurai, eyes Shingai.)

Rakurai: Vire...(stops sparking)

Kyle: Okay, nevermind. The electric weasel dude just calmed it down. Say, want to join us?

Shingai: What?! No!! No others!!

Ryu: Kyle, I'm kinda busy...

(Meanwhile)

Ice : [He finishes tying Dismal to a tree] There. That should be firm but comfortable... Enough to fool anyone who doesn't look closely... The anti warp device is attached to your back so he won't see it, we'll be nearby, camoflaged... [He runs off into the nearby snowy forest, wearing a ghillie suit. His team is invisible, almost]

(In a jail...)

(Johnny is seen behind bars in a cell room (he arrested himself for making friends with Dismal, who is obviosuly a Troll))

Johnny: Yup. I'm guilty for saving a Troll. How did I not know that...?

(Back with Ice and Dismal...)

Ice : [Whispering to Robert] you see anything...?

Robert : Nothing, mate. Nothin at all...

(Then, Toxic walks into the area. He sees Dismal.)

Toxic: What are you doing, Dismal?!

Dismal: Uh.......

Ice : [Whispering to his team] Go...

[When they're all... Surrounding Toxic but at the same time camoflaged... Robert doesn't seem to be there]

Ice : [He throws off his ghillie suit at the same time everyone else does] FREEZE! [He's holding an M9 Pistol] Freeze RIGHT where you are, or else we WILL shoot. You are also currently being watched by a Sniper with 98% accuracy. An anti warp field has been placed on this general area. [He himself is standing in front of Dismal] You are under arrest.

Toxic: Whoa!! What the Hell?!

Ice : [He uses the moment of shock to barrel into Toxic, throwing him on the ground roughly and quickly slapping handcuffs on him] You aren't going anywhere, scumbag.

Toxic: (He looks up at Dismal) You little SELL-OUT!!

Ice : [He punches Toxic in the temple area hard enough to knock him out, but not kill him]

Toxic: Uhn!! *faints*

Dismal: .............

Ice : [He grabs his phone, twirls it on his index finger twice, then dials G.U.N] Ice here. Requesting pickup at coordinates... [He lists them out]

G.U.N Command : Roger. ET 20 minutes.

Ice : Confirm. Ice out. [He looks at his men] We have to defend this spot for 20 minutes from anything that comes near it. Primary objective is keeping Dismal safe. Is this clear?

Robert : Got it, mate.

Clive : Whatever you say...

Richard : Right!

Ice : Robert, I want to know if anything approaches. [He looks at Dismal] Anything you need, bud? You'll be out of this hell in 20 minutes.

(Toxic's voice echoes in Dismal's head...)

Toxic (voice): So help me, if you even think of betraying Rageik...

Ice: Kid? You there? You're... Phased out...

(Dismal's ears droop.)

Dismal: Wh-what have I done....? (he puts his head in his hands) I'm a traitor!

Ice: You never were really with them. You aren't a true troll. You are a person. You can choose your path. You aren't supposed to serve people who make you do evil things. It's pointless. You aren't a traitor, kid, and even if you were, you did the right thing; they don't deserve you. they're no better than the scum of the Earth. [He gently pats Dismal] It's going to be fine...

Dismal: *sobbing*

Ice : Look... [He kneels next to him] I kind of know how you feel. For most of my childhood, my parents were basically non existant... They mostly abandoned me, because of my... Powers. I fended by myself, getting various people to support me and pay for my education...Many of them were cruel. But I figured out that I didn't have to listen to anyone. I could make my own way. You can be the same way if you want to be - It's all up to you...

[A helicopter can be heard approaching...]

Dismal: I...I-I don't know.....

(Then, a helicopter door slides open, and the figure exits the helicopter, revealing to be Johnny, who has released himself after he has put himself behind bars for saving Dismal, who is a Troll)

(SS - Wait... That was supposed to be G.U.N's Helicopter...)

Ice : Hey, you go... [He whips out his gun and points it at Johnny] YOU! Why are you flying G.U.N's helicopter?!

Dismal: !!!

(Johnny wasn't piloting the G.U.N. helicopter, it was the pilot.)

G.U.N. Pilot: He's not the one piloting, sir. He released himself and asked me to take him back with you and the others. Unless you want to kill him, no need, because he suffered an emotional breakdown. He said that he saved someone, who founded out that he was a Troll.

Dismal: (He looks very guilty) .........

Johnny: [looks at Ice] There's no point in trying to kill me...

Ice : [He puts his gun away] I'm sorry. Natural instincts when I think you've hijacked a helicopter. Everyone, inside, there's enough room. [Ice gets in along with his special ops] Come on, Dismal, and the other... Person.

(Dismal obediently walks inside the helicopter. He cannot bring himself to look at Johnny, however, although he is slightly surprised that Johnny still felt bad for him. Dismal suddenly hears a little voice in his head.)

Voice: He just pities you, Diz. He thinks your a sniveling little worm. You should be the one in the cuffs, not Toxic.

Dismal: (Grabs his ears) Leave me alone...

Voice: You know it's true...

Ice : From what I know, Trolls just resurrect after being killed. Sticking them in jail SHOULD fix that! ... Dismal? You ok?

Voice: Little coward. You should be the one to be experimented on at the G.U.N base, not Toxic. Toxic's loyal to Rageik.

(Dismal starts shaking and whimpering.)

Ice : Dismal, what is wrong...? Please talk to me.

Voice: You know I'm right.

Dismal: *thinking* H-He's right.....I should be in the cuffs.....

Voice: Yes...you're a bad hedgehog, aren't you?

Dismal: *thinking* Y-Yes...

Voice: You should be punished, shouldn't you?

Dismal: *thinking* Yes!

(Dismal holds out his arms, the hands limp, as if expecting handcuffs to be put on them...)

[Dismal feels cold water on his face]

Ice : SNAP OUT OF IT!

[Dismal is in a comfortable room... Somewhere, he doesn't know where. Ice snaps his fingers in front of Dismal's face over and over.]

Dismal: !!

Ice : Finally! I got you to snap out of that trance. You're in G.U.N's base, the deeper interior. You were out of it the whole way here... Your name is Dismal, isn't it? I was just guessing it from what from some other people were saying back there.

Dismal: Huh.....?

Ice : You're out of it, aren't you?

Dismal: I...I think so....

Ice : Can you tell me just what's wrong with you?

Dismal: I....I guess I'm just screwed up in the head...

(Meanwhile, Cameron was Troll-hunting again...)

Cameron: "Chase THIS!"

[Cameron throws a huge bottle of something.]

[SFX: *whistling air*]

[The Bottle crashes down, sending out bags of Pills.]


 * (PILLZ HERE! :p)
 * (grabbing peelz)
 * (So, what do the trolls do? The Pills ARE poisoned. :D)
 * (Ryu-Poisoned peelz! They eat them, and everyone except for Toxic, Poison and Stinkwad dies (they're immune to poison). Putty doesn't eat them; he does not need to eat.)

Frost: PEELZ!!

Cameron: "PILLS HERE!"

Trolls: PEEEEEELLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!

[The Trolls eat the peelz...I mean pills. The Trolls then feel burning, except for Toxic, Poison, Stinkwad, and Putty, Cameron throws a Molotov at them instead.]

Trolls: AAAAAUUUUUGH!!

Putty: 'NOO! IT BURRNSSS!!'

[Cameron laughs as the Trolls Burn in different ways. Meanwhile, at the G.U.N base, night is falling fast, and a small figure can be seen lurking around the territory. His fur is damp, as if he had gotten wet not too long ago, and he is shivering.]

???: Ugh....I'm s-s-so c-cold...(looks up) Big sister!! Where are ya?!

(Silence.....the little porcupine sighs.)

[A searchlight combs the area near the porcupine... Finally, it lands on the porcupine]

???: !! (freezes)

(Meanwhile, down with Ice and Dismal...)

[Ice's phone rings frantically. He grabs it]

Ice : Hello...?

[Someone can be heard talking on the phone, but it's hard to make out what they're saying]

Ice : Very well. Thank you. [He hangs up, then calls someone else] Robert, Clive, go figure out what the heck is going on out there, please. I seriously think G.U.N is freaking out over something like a none talking deer, like last time

Robert : Got it, sir. Right away.

Clive : Roger.

Dismal: ?

[Ice hangs up]

Ice : Oh, nothing. G.U.N spotted something in the perimeter... But it's really nothing to worry about. Last week, they freaked out over a deer, and the week before it was just a bear... The people manning the searchlights desperately need to go to the eye doctor...

Dismal: Oh... *nervous laughter*

(Back outside...)

???: (Tries to remain perfectly still)

Clive : Out in the field, eh? I'll take this gun with the heartbeat sensor. Cover me by sniping, but don't shoot unless you must, for God's sake, Robert.

Robert : Yeah, yeah, I know, now hurry up. I want to get to sleep, chap.

Clive : Don't you want your tea before bed?

[Robert just rolls his eyes]

Clive : Right. I'll be going now... [He runs off into the field twords the general direction of the porcupine]

???: (Sees something running at him) !! *thinking* Oh no....what do I do now....?!

(The porcupine clenches his fists, and small amounts of electricity begin to surround him.)

Clive : [Radio] Got something on visual. Porcupine or hedgehog, moderate height, seems to... Be sparkling?
 * (Ryu-He's only 10, actually. So that'd be small height?)

Robert : Got him in my sights.

Clive : [He calls out to the porcupine] Hello?

???: *thinking* I'm not gonna let 'em take me!

Clive : I'm going to say this again : HELLO. Fair warning : You are being watched by snipers, and you will be considered a hostile intruder unless you respond.

???: B-Back off, man!

Clive : Who are you and what are you doing here?

???: I'm just trying to get ba...ah...ACHOO!!

(When he sneezes, a jolt of electricity flies off his body and nearly hits Clive!)

Clive : THAT HAD BETTER BEEN AN ACCIDENT! Now, tell me what you're doing again.

???: I-I'm trying to get back h-h-hAACHOOO!

[SFX: ZAP!]

???: *pants and coughs* Ugh...I just HAD to fall in the river...

Clive: I can tell you're cold... And just passing through. You ok? You're showing symptoms of a cold, that COULD develop into much worse things in this weather...
 * (Ryu-You don't want to touch him directly though...water + electricity = ZAP!)

???: I-I'm f-f-fine....*sneezes* (looks around again) B-Big s-s-sister, where are y-y-you?!

Clive: You're NOT fine. If this keeps up, you could be passed out in the middle of nowhere. I'm a doctor - more specifically, a combat medic. I recognize your symptoms. [He takes a pack off his back and digs through it] Who is big sister?

???: Muh-muh-my s-sister...h-h-her n-name's V-V-Voltassa...
 * (Ryu-would G.U.N have heard of The Elemental Clans?)

(:Uh, probably. They have a ton of info on... A lot of stuff, honestly.)

Clive : [He takes a shot and a bottle of purple liquid along with a cup out of his pack] You'll need some medicine if you want to keep going. Or you could just stay here for the night, if you must...

???: .......

Clive : This stuff COULD keep you going for the night, but you're going to feel bad in the morn... Ooh, I hope that dude I gave one of these shots to doesn't get mad at me because of that... I really suggest you stay here. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but it seems like a matter of life and death.

(The young porcupine eyes the needle fearfully.)

Clive : I mean, it isn't anything bad. It's just adrenaline mixed with some unique hybrid herbs... You'd be surprised what you get after combining different herbs millions of times using genetic engineering... I can tell you don't like shots, though, most kids don't. Do you want to stay here for the night?

???: I.....I guess.....

(Back with Kyle, Shingai, Roger, the Electivire, and Ryu on the phone...)

Kyle: Well what are you busy with?

Ryu: I'm at Cameron's house.

(Shingai glowers at Kyle.)

Roger: [finds a punching bag and performs punches so tha the can increase his strength] Nothin' lik' a good ol' workout, mate.

Kyle: Oh, okay. Well, call if you change your mind, and I'll zap you here. (hangs up) Okay, with that minor distraction out of the way, lead the way, electric ferret dude.

Shingai: (Points at Kyle) One; my name is Shingai, not "electric ferret dude", not "weasel", no! Two; you'd best show respect to our leader when we find her. She's been particularly cross ever since...

(Shingai's hand drops.)

Shingai: *sigh* Never mind. Let's go.

(Roger follows Shinai (but by jumping, since he's a kangaroo). Rakurai follows them as well. The tiny group of four eventually finds a slightly larger group of villagers...)

Part 4
(Back with Cameron.)

Cameron: "Pfffffffffffff--"

[Cameron slaps himself in the face, hysterically laughing.]

Johnny: ....

Ryu: ?

Johnny: I still felt bad about him...

(Meanwhile, at the Troll Moon Base...)

Rageik: *growl* Toxic should have returned by now...

Mac: Uh, Lord Rageik?

Rageik: What is it, Mac?

Mac: We've recently recieved word that Toxic has been captured by G.U.N...

Rageik: What?!

Mac: B-but that's not all, sir! It seems that Dismal's betrayed us at last...

Rageik: This is troubling...(he turns to Bubonic)

Bubonic: Not to worry, sir. (pulls out the remote, which looks much more high-tech now) I've been busy modifying this so as to make the chips in his body react in more ways. So, let's say I want Dismal to vomit up blood...(fiddles with a few dials on the remote)...and voila! Now with one press of this button, Dismal will be drowning in his own thrown-up blood!

Mac: Wow, that's cruel.

Rageik: And that's precisely why Bubonic is my head scientist.

Bubonic: So, shall we? (thumbs the button lightly)

Rageik: *evil grin* Yes.

Bubonic: Yes sir! (presses the button)

(In the G.U.N HQ, Dismal is just walking down a hallway. He suddenly doubles over, clutching his stomach.)

Dismal: Gaaah!! (falls to his knees) Wh...wha.....(vomits up blood)

(Back with Roger, Kyle, and Shingai...)

Kyle: So which one's the head honcho?

Shingai: Her. (points at a female porcupine who seems to be helping the villagers move a large piece of debris)

Kyle: Right. (goes up to the porcupine) Hello? Are you in charge here?

(The porcupine turns to Kyle. She eyes him with distrust.)

Voltassa: How did you get h-(sees Shingai and Rakurai)-.......

Shingai: I apologize, Chieftess.

Kyle: Yeah. He was spying on me, so me and Roger "convinced" him to take us here. BTW, if you need a little help there, (waves to the debris) I can help. Watch! Chaos Tendril! (long tentacles of Chaos Energy shoot out of Kyle's outstretched palm, and effortlessly lift the debris into the air.) Where d'ya want this?

Voltassa: .......

Kyle: So, I need to speak with you. Urgently.

Voltassa: About.....?

Kyle: (whispers in her ear) The Elemental Gods going "poof".

Voltassa: You knew...

(Outside of Fearful Cavern with Kaizer and Vertigo...)

Kaizer: Is this supposed to be the right place, Vert?

Vertigo: Of course it is, Kai! That's where all the treasures lie within the cavern! Now c'mon, scaredy boy! [runs inside the cavern]

Kaizer: I ain't scared, cloud boy >:(! [follows Vertigo]

Vertigo: [looks around and its dark] Huh... should've bought night vision goggles with me...

Kaizer: [sarcasm] Yeah, Vert, so we can hunt the treasures int he dark, like nothing can get any better!

(Kaizer and Vertigo are unaware that the Fearful Caverns belong to the Dark Clan)

Vertigo: [sees the sign that reads "Dark Clan"] "Dark Clan"? Psh. What a cheesy name! [grabs a red spraypaint can from his pocket and sprays the name from "Dark Clan" to "Barf Clan (aka Snoretropolis)"] There! That's better! [continues to walk inside the Fearful Cavern]

Kaizer: [rolls eyes] Unbelievable... [follows Vertigo]

(A pair of eyes watches them...)

Kaizer: Ever get the feeling that we're being watched...?

Vertigo: In the dark? Yeah right, Kai! The only things you'll be seeing are nothing but sick thoughts in your head, scaredy-cat!

Kaizer: For the last time, Vert! I. AM. NOT. SCARED!! [his loud voice echoes through the caverns]

Vertigo: [hears echoes; mocks] Oh noes! I am oh so scared! Oh please of please don't let the boogeyman get me! [laughs] Yeah right! [laughs hysterically]

Kaizer: [grumbles angrily]

(More eyes appear...they follow the two unseen...)

Vertigo: The treasure must be close by!

Kaizer: I bet the treasure will be live gold rattlesnakes waiting to squeeze you like ripe orange!

Vertigo: ....

[SFX: *soft thud*]

Vertigo: [hears a thud] Huh? What was that?

Kaizer: A yeti, maybe?

(More soft thuds, like footfalls...)

Vertigo: [nods; whispers] It's a yeti, all right... let's keep moving like no one's there...

Kaizer: Or... we could... RUN!!! [runs]

Vertigo: man you are SUCH a scaredy cat, Kai! [follows Kaizer]

(Kaizer runs face-first into something rather large...)

Kaizer: [hits face first into something large] OWWIESSS!!

Vertigo: [laughs at Kaizer]

Kaizer: This isn't funny, Vert!

Vertigo: Yeah, 'cause you screamed like a girl! [laughs uproarily]

???: Methinks you'll both be screaming like girls in only a few seconds!

(The thing that Kaizer ran into appears to be a large Mobian bear! A DarkClan Soldier!)

Vertigo: [slowly laughs to a halt] Oh... noes... it's a..!

Kaizer: Bear! [gets up and dizzily runs]

Vertigo: Can't you even run fast, Kai?!

Kaizer: [dizzily] My name... isn't... crazy legs y'know... [falls to the ground, unconsious]

Bear: .......

(Two more soldiers, a male ermine and a female cat, appear from behind Kaizer and Vertigo.)

Vertigo: [runs and tries to help Kaizer up to his feet] Get up, lazy boy! We got to get out of here!

Kaizer: [mumbles]

Cat: You two aren't going anywhere!

Ermine: Perhaps we should hold off, Medea? They are only children, after all.

Vertigo: [struggles as he drags Kaizer, who is unconsious] Get up, Kai! You're like a lead anchor! Sheesh!

Kaizer: [mumbles; still unconsious] .... pie on the go....

(Their path is blocked by Medea, the ermine and the bear.)

Medea: Then we wait for Henge!

(Vertigo is still dragging the unconsious Kaizer, as he tries to find a way out. Suddenly...)

???: You called?

Vertigo: [sees behind and spots a figure] EEK! [turns to Kaizer, and shakes him fast] Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!!!

Kaizer: [wakes up and looks at the sign, that reads "Barf Clan (aka Snoretropolis)", which was from Vertigo; giggles]

Vertigo: Fi-na-lly! You're okay, Kai!

Kaizer: You're the "intruder" here, Vert... [gets up] Good luck finding a way out! [runs]

Vertigo: [sees Kaizer run] No wait!!

(They are both grabbed by the DarkClan bear soldier. Medea eyes the sign that Vertigo painted over, and her lip curls in anger.)

Kaizer and Vertigo: [gets kidnapped by the DarkClan bear soldier] EEEEEEKKKK!!!

Kaizer: I don't taste like pizza!

Vertigo: Or carrot soup!!

Medea: (Points at the sign) Which one of you did this?!

Kaizer and Vertigo: [look at Medea and point to each other] He did it!

Kaizer: Nuh-uh, Vert! You're the one with the spray paint can!

Vertigo: No you are!

Kaizer: No you!

(Vertigo and Kaizer continue to argue at each other, until Vertigo's spray paint can falls out from his pants pocket, and it lands onto the ground, and the two suddenly stop arguing at each other as they look at Vert's spray paint can roll down in front of Medea! She kneels down and quickly snatches the spray paint can, staring at it. She looks up at Vertigo, a murderous expression on her face.)

Medea: You dare to defile the name of the Dark Clan of Voidstar?! Impudent whelp! (she pulls out on of her two daggers)

Ermine: M-Medea, there's no need for that!!

Medea: Silence, Tenebre!!

Vertigo: [gulps as he sees Medea's daggers] Uhhhhhh.... are these two cool looking toys??

Kaizer: [to Vertigo; sings in a teasing manner] You're in trouble! You're in trouble! You're in trouble! [blows raspberries at Vertigo] PPPPPPFFFFFFFBBBBBHHHHTTTT!!!!!

(Suddenly...)

???: Tenebre's right, Medea. Stand down.

(Medea, Tenebre and the bear turn towards the voice. A male lynx with only one good eye is standing there.)

Vertigo: ....

Kaizer: What's the matter, Vert? Can't take the joke? [laughs uproariously]

Vertigo: [growls to Kaizer]

Kaizer: [mockingly] Oh noes! [resumes laughing]

(Vertigo, who is angry, jumps at Kaizer and the cloud is completely covered up with Kaizer and Vertigo slugging at each other)

Medea: ...........

Tenebre: Uh...

Lynx: That's enough. (in one swift motion, he rushes at the fight cloud and pushes Kaizer and vertigo away from each other. The bear grabs Vertigo to prevent him from jumping onto Kaizer again, while Tenebre grabs Kaizer.)

Kaizer and Vertigo: [flailing their feet] Lemme at 'im, lemme at 'im, lemme at 'im!!

Bear: -_-'

(Kaizer and Vertigo keeps repeating "Lemme at 'im!" countless times)

Medea: Commander Henge, what do we do with them...?

Henge: Throw them outside.

(Both Tenebre and the bear nod as they walk towards the cavern entrance. Henge looks up at the sign that Vertigo painted over.)

Henge: Barf Clan...?

(After Tenebre and the bear throw Kaizer and Vertigo outside, they start to slug at each other again as the fight cloud covers Kaizer and Vertigo. Tenebre sighs.)

Tenebre: I just hope they don't hurt each other too much...(re-enters the cavern with the bear)

[Back with Claterix and Raeverai at the FireClan village, Raeverai is pulling hard at Claterix' sphere]

Raeverai: OPEN!

Claterix: NO!

Villager 1: Should...should we do something...?

(Drakath and Enko return.)

Drakath: (Sees Claterix and Raeverai) What is this?!

Raeverai: None of your business. Clatery, you WILL open, sooner or later!

Claterix: NO I WON'T!

Drakath: (Unsheathes Agni's Flame again) If it's in my village, then it is my business!

Raeverai: Your village? *looks around* oh...

Claterix: Can you please leave now?

Raeverai: Afraid not, Clatery.

[Raeverai resumes pulling. Drakath lets out a frustrated growl.]

Claterix: STOP! JUST STOP ALREADY! There is no way I'm opening.

Raeverai: *grins* Oh, I don't know...

Drakath: (Kicks the Claterix ball) Out!!

Claterix:Who's there? Can't be Raeverai...

Raeverai:Course not. Wonder where my brother is...

(Raeverai and the Claterix ball slam into a wall.)


 * [tigero-actually, they had stopped rolling by now.]
 * (Ryu-But did they roll out of the village?)
 * [tigero-no, they stopped near the center, having crashed into a wall. Sorry if i forgot to put that up]

[The momentum sends Raeverai over the wall, but she grabs the top]

Raeverai: Waoh...

Claterix: FINALLY!

[the ball begins to unfold a little, revealing a green Tigeroan cat beneath]

(Back with Kyle, Roger, and Voltassa...)

Kyle: Yep, after pointing a big Chaos Spear at electric weasel dude's face for a couple of minutes, I got the info out of him. Now, I know the Elemental Gods, and I had a run-in with them a fair while ago, so I want you to explain everything.

Shingai: DAMMIT!! MY NAME IS SHINGAI!!

Voltassa: You've threatened the well-being of my second-in-command, invaded our village, claim to have met Haeos, and now you expect me to explain the situation to you?! (she whips out an ornate-looking spear and points it at Kyle) You're the one who should be explaining yourself!!

Kyle: Well, I'm more familiar with Voidstar and Celery-itis. But last time I checked, there was a big fight, I was evil, then unconscious, then I woke up about a mile away. Aaaaaand that was ages ago. So, yes, I want you to explain.

(Voltassa glares at Kyle with distrust.)

Voltassa: There isn't much to explain. One day we've just lost contact with Haeos. The same thing has happened with the other clans, I'm certain of it.

(Roger hears the conversation, but is busy doing push-ups with one hand (his boxing glove). some of the villagers watch him with interest.)


 * (Gotta go, see you later!)
 * (Ryu-Awww...)

Roger: [notices the villagers watching him, but is busy doing push-ups; thinking] ''These dingoes are watching me, but I think they appreciate my workout. It won't be long until I get 1,000 push-ups and I'll be breaking the world record!''
 * (Ryu-Dingoes?)
 * (JMB-He has an Australian accent, but thankfully, he's thinking and not out loud)
 * (Ryu-Good thing, because they might take that as an offensive remark (seeing as they're not dingoes.)

(Back in the IceClan Village...)

Inghet: Now what do we do with the Mamoswine...?

(One of the Mamoswine (a larger-than-usual male) starts to wake up.)

Mickey: "Didn't think we'd get this far..."

[Michael facepalms.]

Tunndrae: Uhh...

[Michael then starts to dig in his knapsack.]

(Back with Kaizer and Vertigo, they're still fighting at each other until The Trolls appear!)

Mac: Tsk tsk tsk...children fighting? That's not good. Putty, separate them.

(Putty extends both arms and grabs Kaizer and Vertigo.)

Kaizer and Vertigo: [yells angrily as they flail their fists and their legs at each other (not to Putty or Mac), even though they are separated by Putty]

???: "Hello Fails."

Putty: Hrr?

[Wraithlord walks out, using his Lascannon to shine a very bright light (And impale into Mac's Skull).]

(However, despite that Wraithlord frees the kids from Putty, they resume fighting at each other once again)

Mac: AAAGH!!

Wraithlord: "I love saying Cameron's line, seems fitting."

(Wraithlord sees Kaizer and Vertigo fighting at each other)

Wraithlord: "HEY!"

[Wraithlord uses his Booming voice to get their attention.]

Kaizer and Vertigo: [stops fighting and covers their ears] YAGGHHH!!!! [looks at Wraithlord]

Wraithlord: "There...."

(Tenebre hears Wraithlord's booming voice and comes back outside to investigate...)

Tenebre: (Sees Wraithlord) What the-?!

(Back in the G.U.N base...)

Dismal: *whimpering* S-S-Sombuh......body.......h-h-h-help......(tries to get up but is too weak) Ugh! (coughs up more blood; begins to sob) I don't wanna die....I don't w-wanna die....(vomits up more blood)


 * (Ryu-And anyone can play the G.U.N soldiers, doctors, etc...hello?)
 * (Ryu-Ugh! Do NOT make me bring a Super Salvador in here!! I'm serious!! *sigh* Okay, fine. Consider yourselves screwed! *whistles*)
 * (A Super Salvador runs into the area and begins to chase everyone!)
 * (Ryu-The Super Salvador will continue to menace you all until you help me with my part here, with Dismal!)

G.U.N. Soldier: [takes Dismal to a nearby medical room] C'mon now...

Dismal: *coughs again* Gghhhhuuuuh....
 * (Ryu-Dismal was in the hallway. I'll call off the Super Salvador. *whistles*)
 * (Super Salvador leaves.)

(Nearby, an Enerjak armour-styled Echidna stood, watching)

???: Hirukozami! (His hands flew together, launching a massive concentrated beam of electricity that he guided with his mind)

Part 5
(The G.U.N. Soldier (and his real name name was Kyle Jefferson Sr.) takes him to the medical room and the doctors help heal Dismal. They can't understand why he's suddenly coughing up blood, though.)

Dismal: *wheezing and coughing*

G.U.N. Solder (Kyle Jefferson): [places his hand onto Dismal's chest] Hang in there! The doctors are doing everything they can to heal you.

Dismal: It h-h-hu-hurts....

(Suddenly, a yellow hedgehog walks inside the medical room!)

???: "It hurts" you say?

G.U.N. Soldier (Kyle Jefferson): [turns to J] Huh? Who are you..?

J: Call me J ('Jay'). [walks over to Dismal] What's wrong with him?

G.U.N. Soldier (Kyle Jefferson): I'm not sure. He's badly hurt, and we don't know what's causing it.

(Dismal shudders, his body being wracked in agony.)

J: [looks at Dismal] Hang in there! [places his hand onto Dismal's head] CHAOS HEAL!

(Nothing happens...the chips must be Chaos-proof...)

Doctor 1: It seems surgery is the only option...

Dismal: Wh-Wh-What?!

J: Hmmm... [sits down in his yoga-stance and performs his meditation technique as his spirit form emerges out from his body and goes inside of Dismal's (J's Meditation is not Chaos-aligned)]

G.U.N. Soldier (Kyle Jefferson): Impressive...

Dismal: Wh-what's g-g-going on?!

J (spirit form): Calm down. I'm here to help. I'm inside your mind and I'm going to find out what's injuring you.

(In Dismal's mind...)

???: HEY!! What do you think you're doing in here?!

J (spirit form): Preventing you from hurting an innocent person.

???: You idiot!! That person is me!!

(Dismal's evil, masochistic personality, Demental, walks into the area!)

J (spirit form): If he was you, then how come he was only an innocent Mobian? He rarely poses any threat to anyone else.

Demental: Because I am his other personality. Normally, Dismal's a sniveling, cowardly worm! But I, Demental, am the stronger one! I am no coward, and I would never betray the Trolls! It's a shame that Dismal's usually in control...it makes no sense, either! His will's so pathetically weak! He lets everyone walk all over him!

J (spirit form): Everyone but me.

Demental: Feh! How can you feel sorry for an abysmal little infant like him?! Now if I were in control....no one would stop me!!

J (spirit form): [smirks] I can defeat you before you can take over Dismal. Besides, I've already faced off so-called unstabble enemies, such as my "father".

Demental: Are you willing to kill off a part of Dismal's very being?

J (spirit): Not killing you, but defeating you so that you don't torture him would be my only solution, and then sealing you from his mind.

Demental: Ahahaha! That's impossible, I'm afraid! I make up 50% of his very being! It'd be like mentally cutting him in half!

(Suddenly, Demental is chained down to the ground (the chains are filled with Chaos energy) as the chains wraps around Demental's arms, legs, neck, even his mouth, preventing him from voicing his threats!)

Demental: Grrr....

J (spirit form): I'm afraid that you'll have to wait to kill him. [snaps his finger and Demental is trapped in a ball filled with Chaos energy, instantly sealing him]

(Back outside Dismal's mind...)

Dismal: (Has fled the doctors in terror) *panting*

(Some of the doctors are chasing after Dismal.)

Doctor 1: Dismal, wait! We're not going to hurt you!

Dismal: L-Leave me alone!!

G.U.N. Soldier (Kyle Jefferson): [keeps an eye on J's body (which is in meditiation mode)] C'mon...

(Back at Fearful Cavern...)

Tenebre: (Eyes Wraithlord fearfully)

Kaizer and Vertigo: [stares at each other angrily]

[Wraithlord then looks at Tenebre.]

Wraithlord: "Hello...."

Tenebre: (Gasps and backs up) H-Henge....Henge!! (runs inside the cavern)

Wraithlord: "No no no, wait, wait please."

(In the main room of Fearful Cavern, Henge can be seen conversing with the Clan Leader, Maliseer the Bat. Then Tenebre comes running in.)

Tenebre: Chieftess Maliseer!! Commander Henge!!

Henge: Tenebre? What is it?

Tenebre: Th-There's a HUGE robot outside the cavern!!

Maliseer: A robot? This is troubling.......a robot-like being invaded the Earth Clan a while ago......

Tenebre: What should we do....?

(Back with Kyle and Voltassa...)

Kyle: Yep, I got that out of your 2nd-in-command too.

(Shingai looks ashamed...Voltassa says nothing.)

Kyle: The persuasive power of a really pointy Chaos Spear aimed at the face never fails to amaze.

Shingai: (Glares at Kyle)

Kyle: So, explain now please thanks yeah.

Voltassa: I told you, I can't!

Kyle: Darn... So, what can I do? I ain't, and I'm telling you now, standing around while the Gods get their godly @$$3$ kicked by some mysterious enemy.

Shingai: Well, if you're so awesome with your pointy Chaos spears and whatnot, why don't you go find the Gods?

Voltassa: Shingai!!

Kyle: ..That's a good idea!

Voltassa/Shingai: !!!

Kyle: But how do I find them... Wait! Idea occurs! Oi, Roger!

Roger: Huh? [hops over to Kyle]

Kyle: You like beating up bad guys?

Roger: [nods]

Kyle: Ever beat up a Troll?

Roger: Not quite, mate. But now that you mention it, Kyle, it's time for my boxing lessons to pay off!

Kyle: Be right back, electric dudes! Chaos... CONTROL!!! (teleports them into the middle of Rageik's throne room. J, you control the Trolls.)

Tantrum: [points to Roger] HEY! Who are you and how did you get here?!

Kyle: Oh, via me. Now, I would like to see Rageik, thanks.

Tantrum: Too bad Rageik isn't here right now, so it's time for you guys to die! TROLLS! ATTACK!!! [charges towards Kyle and Roger, with Poison, Biggie, Tonic, Punchout and Stinkwad following him]

Kyle: Roger, who do you want?

Roger: I'll take on that hotheaded bloke. You can have the others! [hops over to Tantrum]

Tantrum: Hey, marsupial misfit! Is this your first time to take on against me?! Well, you've come to the wrong place!

Roger: Oh yeah?! Well, take this, mate! [unleashes a Wind-Up Punch on Tantrum]

Tantrum: YAAGH!! [gets hurtled onto a wall hard, and is knocked out cold]

Roger: K.O. for you, mate!

Kyle: Cool, but watch this! IMMA FIRIN' MAH CHAOS LASER!

(A massive laser beam blasts through the line of Trolls)

[SFX: FWOOOOOOOM!]

(In one of the labs...)

Bubonic: WTF? What's going on out there? I thought we secured the base so that non-Trolls couldn't teleport in here! (secures the lab so that non-Trolls cannot enter)

Kyle: (hurls Biggie through the window with Chaos Tendril)

Bubonic: Aww, f***. (looks out the window) You still can't get in here! But you're gonna pay for that window!

(Back in the G.U.N base, Dismal has been cornered by the doctors.)

Doctor 2: It's all right, Dismal. We're not going to hurt you.

Dismal: G-G-Get away!! *whimper*

Doctor 3: (Kneels down next to Dismal and puts a hand on his shoulder) Just try to relax.

Dismal: (Whimpers and shies away from Doctor 3)

(Then, J's spirit form emerges out of Dismal as he flies back to his body (he has done his best to seal Demental from Dismal's mind).)

Dismal: WAUUGH!! (cowers away, whimpering)

Doctor 4: That's more than creepy... Did it work?

J: [walks over to Dismal] You should be okay. I managed to seal your evil self shut. [teleports away, by using chaos Control]

Dismal: .........

Doctor 3: Well...

(Dismal begins to sneak away.)

Doctor 3: Dismal, no! (he grabs him)

Dismal: AAAGH!! L-LET GO!!

Doctor 2: Hold him still so I can sedate him! (pulls out a needle)

Dismal: (Sees the needle and panics) NO!! NONONONONO!! *crying*

Doctor 2: (Gently grabs Dismal's arm) Don't worry, it's just a little shot that'll help you relax.

Dismal: N-no, please!! Please!!

Doctor 2: I know you're scared, but we're not here to hurt you.

Doctor 3: We need you to relax, so we can help you. It's just a teensy little shot to help you.

Dismal: (Whimpers and cowers away) No!!

(Doctor 2 rubs antiseptic onto Dismal's arm with a cotton ball.)

Doctor 3: It's not going to hurt like the needles the Trolls gave you did! Trust us!

(Dismal whimpers in fear as Doctor 2 takes the cap off the needle. He struggles to escape Doctor 3's grip.)

Doctor 3: Give him the shot, quick! He's starting to annoy me.

Doctor 2: Okay, okay! (sticks the needle into Dismal's arm)

Dismal: AAAGH!! (struggles harder for a few seconds before he becomes drowsy) *whimper*

Doctor 3: I hope the needle didn't break under that thrashing. I've seen needles break when Rouge gets startled. I mean, I HAVE worked with Team Dark on occasion.

Doctor 2: You've had to sedate Rouge before?

Doctor 3: She had shrapnel stuck in her side, and Shadow tried to remove it. Didn't go so well in the battlefield, so I had to sedate her and give her at least six shots of antibiotics and vaccines. It took four attempts to sedate her, and she broke two of the needles.

Doctor 2: Damn...(looks at Dismal and removes the intact needle) This one didn't break, at least.

Doctor 3: Lucky. Lets just get this examination over and done with, get him healed and get him outta here before the other Trolls come for him.

Doctor 2: Right.

(They both walk away, into one of the examination rooms. Doctor 3 sets Dismal on the nearby operating table.)

Doctor 3: Hmmm, already obvious that he's malnourished and sleep-deprived.

Doctor 2: (Carefully places a hand on Dismal's forehead) His forehead feels hot...

Doctor 3: Some signs point to various different diseases. For example, the pale skin and tired eyes lead more towards things related to the flu, while the severely acid-burned throat could have been caused by anything that triggers vomiting.

Doctor 1: He's missing a fair bit of blood. What blood type is he? I'll stick him onto a transfusion ASAP once I know that.

Doctor 2: I'll take a sample. (disinfects the inside of Dismal's left arm, then sticks a needle into it and draws a bit of blood)

Doctor 3: Looks to be that he's been regularly beaten up, which is common amongst Trolls, but also the wounds haven't had time to heal. That's really not like the trolls, unless they're beating up their own members now.

Doctor 2: Poor thing...(hands the blood sample to Doctor 1)

Doctor 1: O+! That's really handy! I'll send for the blood. (The doctor pulls out a small radio and radios for an intern to bring the blood)

Doctor 3: Odd, there are signs of genetic grafts on his arms, and the back of his head. Some of this stuff looks like...no, that's impossible. Still, whatever they've implanted into his head might be a problem. You know the Trolls.

Doctor 2: What should we do?

Doctor 3: Run an X-Ray for metallic objects, and be careful with his right arm. I'm going to get an X-Ray of that as well...

Doctor 2: Okay. (picks up Dismal and carries him over to the X-Ray room)

(In the X-Ray room, Doctor 2 sets Dismal on the table, and prepares to take an X-Ray. A few minutes later, the X-Ray is completed. Doctor 1 grabs Dismal and carries him back to the examination room, hooking up a drip to his arm for the blood transfusion)

Doctor 2: He might wake up soon...

Doctor 1: Give SOME credit, mate. I added a very mild sedative to the blood transfusion. He'll be under for a while after it's finished.

Doctor 2: Ah. (sets up the X-Ray pictures) ........

(Doctor 3 grabs a laser pointer, pointing at a metallic object within Dismal's skull)

Doctor 3: What's your take on that? Also, (Shifts point to the arm) what about that? It looks almost like a flexo-plate. Where have I seen that before...

Doctor 2: (Shakes head) This is so weird...

(A black bat with messy brown hair, a skull t-shirt, and camo pants rises up out of Dismal's shadow.)

Kairu: Outta the way, lemme see. You guys might be the medical experts here, but I'm the techiest tech-head this side of Mobius.

Doctor 3: Can I ask if Flare would be coming? He's a master with forging, as Shadow has said, and he uses flexo-plates on occasion. You might want to examine the object within his head though sir.

Kairu: Flare can get screwed. I'm Kairu the Bat. Now, outta the way!

(The doctors move aside so Kairu can examine the X-Rays)

???: I can do what now, Kairu? (a familiar ripple of time is seen as Flare flow-walked in)

Doctor 2: Um......

(Then, Dismal starts to wake up (although the sedative keeps him groggy.)

Dismal: *groggily* Whu...what's going on....? (looks over at Flare) H-Huh?! F-F-F-Flare?! (attempts to scoot away) Ohhh......d-d-don't h-hurt me, please!!

(Meanwhile, in Dismal's mind...)

Demental: GrrrrrRRAAAGH!! (breaks the ball of Chaos Energy) That moronic fool!! I'm the one with control here, not him!! Grr......hmm...

(Meanwhile, Johnny is seen walking inside the G.U.N HQ. He hears talking coming from a nearby room...)

Johnny: Huh? [walks towards the source of the sound]

Doctor 2: It's all right, I don't think he's going to hurt you...

Dismal: B-But...

(Johnny hears a quiet whimper come from the same room.)

Doctor 2: Lay back down, Dismal. It's okay.

Dismal: *whimper*

[A knock on the door is heard.]

Doctor 1: Who could that be? (walks over to the door and opens it)

[It appears to be Cameron.]

Cameron: "How's the Troll doing?"

Doctor 2: Not very well, I'm afraid...

Dismal: (Sees Cameron) O_o

[Cameron facepalms.]

Doctor 2: (Puts her hand on Dismal's shoulder)

Cameron: "I think he saw me massacring the other trolls."

Dismal: (Cowers away in fear) D-D-Don't h-hurt me, p-puh-please!!

Cameron: "Do what...?"

Dismal: I'm s-s-sorry!! I w-won't do it again, I promise!!

Cameron: "Again, Do what...?"
 * (Ryu-Hey KP, what about Cameron's troll counterpart?)
 * (He was shot down recently [Rimshot.])
 * (Ryu-LOL by who?)
 * (By the Solian Empire)
 * (Ryu-But he'd just regenerate anyways...I was thinking that Dismal would mistake Cameron for his Troll counterpart.)

(Back at the Fearful Caverns, Maliseer, Henge, Tenebre, Medea, Varjud and a few other soldiers exit the caverns to confront the Wraithlord...they hide behind a large rock.)

Tenebre: Th-there it is....

Varjud: Wot in the name o' Voidstar...?

(After staring at Wraithlord, they look at Kaizer and Vertigo and their eyes are flared with anger by staring at each other)

Varjud: *whispering* Heh. Watch those two little blokes go at each other's throats again!

Tenebre: *whispering* Varjud!

[Wraithlord looks at them.]

Wraithlord: "Voidstar's people, correct? No need to worry...My name is Shahooter the Owl."

Maliseer: You're the Dragon's apprentice?

Wraithlord: "So you have heard of Swiftwind, Yes I am."

Henge: But....you're a robot....

Wraithlord: "I was an Owl..."

Henge: ......

Wraithlord: "I'm just a Spirit inside this Machine."

Maliseer: It's possible to trap a person's soul in a machine...?

Wraithlord: "The Spirit chooses to him or herself."

[Back with Claterix, his speher suddenly unfolds, whipping his tails around Raeverai, Drakath, and Enko]

Claterix: Gotcha!

Enko: WAAUUGH!! What are you-?!

Claterix: A tigeroan of the elements!

Enko: But why attack us?!

[he blinks]

Claterix:Oh. Just trying to get rid of her. Who are you?

Drakath: I am Drakath, the leader of this village, the Fire Clan of Fiamme.


 * [tigero-gotta leave, sorry]

[im back]

Claterix:Oh. Sorry.

[he releases Drakath]

Drakath: Thank you. and would you kindly release my second-in-command as well?

[he also releases Enko]

Claterix:Sorry. Just trying to find....[falls silent]

Enko: Find what?

Claterix:....Never mind...Should'nt say....

(Back in the Troll Moon Base....)

Bubonic: Hmmm.....(fiddles with the dials on his remote)...let's see how Dismal likes having a severe headache! (presses button)

[Bubonic suddenly gets the headache!]

Bubonic: OW!! My head!! (looks at remote) WTF?! (gets idea) Hmmm...if this is what I think it is.....(fiddles with more dials) *thinking* I'll poison Dismal! But if it goes to me instead, I'll be completely immune! (presses button) Haha!

(in the hospital)

Kairu: (puts two fingers to his forehead) Ungh... so that's it... (whirls around and points to one of the doctors) You!

Doctor 1: Me?

Kairu: Yes you! There's a chip in him somewhere that's being sent bio-signals. It's what's making him sick! I'm picking up the transmission now... Get that thing out of him NOW!

Doctor 1: I can get him prepped for surgery right now!

(At the mention of "surgery", Dismal's eyes widen in terror. He jumps down from the table and runs out the door, screaming.)

Doctor 1: .....oops.

Doctor 2: *facepalms*

[SFX: *"The Price Is Right" lose theme*]

Kairu: (sigh) (Dismal falls straight down through his own shadow)

Dismal: AAAAGH!!

(Dismal then reverses direction, and comes shooting out of the ground next to Kairu, coming out of his shadow.)

Dismal: AAGH!! (lands) Ugh!!

Kairu: Dismal! Dude! The neon troll with the lab coat is controlling you! He's using a chip somewhere inside you to make you sick! And now he's trying to poison you! You have to let us get it out if you want to live!

Dismal: B-B-But....


 * (Hey Ryu, can Kairu use his telepathy on Dismal to find out his true identity?)
 * (Ryu-Err, i guess. But i'm not having dismal change back...)
 * (Oh, okay.)
 * (Ryu-what can I say? i'm cruel :3)

Kairu: Wait... there's something... in your mind... it doesn't fit... (closes eyes)

Dismal: H-Huh?

Kairu: You're not a Troll, are you?

Dismal: Uhh......not anymore, I guess....(puts head in hands) I was a traitor.....

Kairu: You were never a Troll in the first place.

Dismal: Huh?

Kairu: This is probably gonna hurt. (uses telepathy to bring Dismal's memories of when he was 3 into his mind)

Dismal: WAAUGH!! (Clutches his head) OOWWW!!

Kairu: I did warn you.

(Dismal is on his knees, low to the ground, clutching his head and shaking.)

Dismal: P-Pu-Please!! Make it st-stop!! Make it stop!!

Kairu: (snaps fingers, it stops.)

Dismal: (Panting heavily and sobbing)

Doctor 2: (to Kairu) Did you find anything?

Kairu: Yes. Oh heck yes. (grabs the doctor) Take the chip out, and I'll be back with further instructions. Ciao. (falls through the ground)

Doctor 2: Okay. (picks up Dismal)

Dismal: !!

Doctor 2: (To Doctor 3) Let's get him prepped for surgery.

Doctor 3: Right. (To Flare) What are you looking at?

Flare: These X-Rays of his arm. That looks like a Project Reaper Regenerative Flexo-Plate. Not common outside Reaper himself.

Doctor 2: What are you saying, that Dismal has some connection to Reaper?