Talk:Dismal the Hedgehog

Rai Makes Dismal Tough
Rai: You're coming with me. [grabs Dismal's hand and descends into the darkness]

Dismal: Wah!

(The two arrives into the darkness)

Rai: [in a curious manner] How old you are Dismal? It's not like you should be acting like a child...

Dismal: Um, well, I'm 14...

Rai: [sweatdrops] I'm surprised you still talk, look and act like a child. You need to learn how to act like an adolescent and a mature person and leave your childish antics behind.

Dismal: (Ears droop; looking hurt) I-I don't mean to act like a child...! Rai: And yet you still suffer at the hands of the Trolls. Unbelievable.

Dismal: What do you expect me to do against them?! They're way stronger than me!!

Rai: And yet you single handedly took care of Mac, Tantrum and Nightshade with ease.

Dismal: Yeah...I did...(looks at his right arm) And it was only because of this arm. They were smart enough to restrain it so I couldn't use it...

Rai: Yes. [in a serious tone] And I suggest you keep your voice down unless you want to disturb the creatures in this darkness.

Dismal: ?! (looks around)

Rai: Don't get fooled. It may be covered in complete darkness, but one loud unnecessary sound is enough to kill you before you can even react.

Dismal: *low whine*

Rai: [hears Dismal's whine] What was that?

Dismal: ! (puts both hands over his mouth) *muffled* N-Nothing...

Rai: [narrows eyes] Lying means death, you know. Be a man, not a child who begs for nothing.

Dismal: (Slowly takes hands off of mouth) Y-Yes sir...

Rai: Good. Now let's start with the training, shall we? [snaps his fingers and summons two dark creatures]

Dismal: !

Rai: These two will be your sparring partners, and they'll help give you strength in order to defend yourself. If you cower like a child, however then the results can be disastrous.

Dismal: ......... (looks at the dark creatures)

Dark Creature 1: Man up!

Dark Creature 2: We may be able to help you out, but being cowardly and not manly can be a problem.

Dismal: (Obedient yet slightly shaky nod)

Dark Creature 1: [looks at Dismal who is very skinny] Hmmm.... you need to have something to eat.

Dismal: Uhhh...shouldn't I train first...?

Dark Creature 2: Not when you look like you haven't eaten in days. You can't train if you barely got any strength to lift a pencil.

Dismal: Um....well, okay then, sir...

(The dark creatures takes Dismal somewhere so he can replenish his strength)

Dismal: (Obediently following)

(They come upon a buffet, which contains a wide variety of foods)

Dismal: .....I don't have to eat ALL of this, do I...?

Dark Creature 1: What, it's not like we're gonna MAKE you eat it all.

Dark Creature 2: Unless you want me to forcefeed you.

Dismal: ._.

Rai: [facepalms]

Dark Creature 2: What? It's obvious that he looks REALLY skinny.

Rai: Whatever. [to Dismal] Don't worry, they're not gonna forcefeed you. Just eat whatever you like and when you're done, the training will begin. But if the two still sees that you're still skinny... then I suggest you resume eating.

Dismal: [Ears droop; grabs an apple from the table and starts eating it]

Rai: [leaves]

Dark Creature 1: [looking at Dismal eating it while still somewhat sad] Aww what is this, you eat like a little boy! Eat like a man!

Dismal: Huh?

Dark Creature 1: What, you want me to feed you? If you're gonna eat food, you need to be happy, not depressed.

Dismal: I'm not depressed...

Dark Creature 2: [narrows eyes] But you're not happy either, eh?

Dismal: Uhhh....to be honest, I am kinda nervous....

Dark Creature 1: Just because you're about to eat an apple?

Dismal: No...I'm nervous about the training...

Dark Creature 2: You're using that as an excuse. If you don't train, then we would leave you for dead and let the "Trolls" handle all of this.

Dismal: I-I want to train, b-but I'm still nervous about it...!

Dark Creautre 1: [in a serious tone] Take it or leave it, up to you.

Dismal: I want to train!

Dark Creature 1: Good. Now resume your meal.

Dismal: Yes sir! (noms his apple like a hungry LOLcat)

How Lol Met Dismal
(Seven years earlier (when Dismal and Lol were 7 years old)...)

Lol:(Sees Dismal alone)Hey you! Little gray wimp why you sittin' there alone and not tippin' over trash cans or somethin'?

Dismal: .........

Lol: Answer me!

Dismal: (looks away) .........

Lol: Look punk! It's not safe to be here alone! Now answer me! (Sharpens his stinger)

Dismal: ! (starts shaking) B-Because I j-j-just w-want to be a-alone...!!

Lol: (Laughing out loud) You're crazy! Just look at all those girl trolls! (Points to Axebox) Like her! Whoa! That's a boy! (Points to a girl troll) Like her!

Dismal: ..........I'm not like Toxic.

Lol: I know you don't have to go all at them at once. You also don't have to be a womanizer like him! Just have some fun!

Dismal: None of them would even like me anyways...

Lol: Why not!? You seem cool! I want to hang out with you!

Dismal: (Looks very surprised) W-Wha...?

Lol:Yeah! Your alright! (Whispering) Just don't tell the trolls I'm hanging with ya'!

Dismal: Uhhh...o-okay....

Lol:So tell me where you want to go!

Dismal: Uhhh....

Kyle and Dismal: Part II
Kyle: Alright, that's enough for now. We've gotta get home! (shadow warps himself and Dismal back to his house)

Dismal: Wow, how'd you do that???

Kyle: Shadow powers. Pretty fun things to have. But anyway, I've invited a friend of yours over for a bit. She should be arriving in a few minutes.

Madeline: (knocks on the door)

Kyle: Right on time! (runs over to the door, twists the knob and swings around, pulling open the door at the same time as he slides to the side, allowing Dismal and Madeline a clear line of sight between them)

Dismal: Madeline! :D [runs over to her and hugs her]