User blog comment:TheShadowKnight/SCARE ME! (Part II)/@comment-1910960-20110205022346

OKAY I HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

Okay, so there was a man and his wife, and they were sitting on the couch holding hands.

Then, the phone rang, and the husband picked it up.

A voice said, "What are you doing with my daughter?"

So the husband turned to his wife and said, "How does your dad know my phone number, and why's he so mad?"

The wife said, "No, my dad is DEAD."

And all the husband could say was...

"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"

Pfff i fail