User blog:3krok/A 'normal' interview with Falco the Eagle and JT the Androhog.

Something me and 09jhero made when we got bored one night. It was fun to do, and I hope you enjoy it!

Sonicstar3000: JT, Jester, Clover, Interviewer

09jhero: Falco, Interviewer

Falco: So, why the f*ck am I here? Interviewer: Your going to be interviewed Falco: (looking at JT) Well then, why the hell is he here? JT: Why the hell is HE here? Interviewer: Well, Your both going to be interviewed Both: WHAT! JT: With him "OH HEY PJ! I'M GETTING INTERVIEWED SOON!" Falco: Well, if this is an interview...... Falco: PEOPLE OF EARTH, I AM JESUS, HAIL ME! JT: They know who you are... JT: Maybe that's why you're being intervied. Falco. Falco: Godammit! So, How did you two meet JT: Ugh... Falco: I had memory loss and PJ randomly attacked me, but luckily I was able to kick his @$$ with my awesomness! JT: No... a giant monster came and kick your ass! Falco: No, we'd already met by then remember. You made everyone think I was crazy and then I kicked your butt! JT: I think you still have memory loss, Falco. Falco: Oh yeah? (Falco jumps across the table and attacks JT) I'll make sure you do have memory loss after this!! Interviewer: CUT TO COMMERCIAL. CUT TO COMMERCIAL Commercial: Rob Schneider is a Derpity Derpity Derp! Next Commercial: And now, a duck is president!!! (The duck starts pooping everywhere) Next Commercial: Do you have depression? Call us now, cuz we can help you get depressed if your to happy! (It cuts back to the interview, JT and Falco are covered in wounds, plasters, bandages, glass, and wood from the table) Falco: So, where were we? JT: I will kill you tonight... Falco: Not if I kill you first! (Falco attempts to lunge at JT again, but is held back by security guards) Interviewer: Now, next question. What is the difference between you two Falco: I'm waaaay cooler! JT:... A lot.... JT: My ass! Falco: Ok, I'mm waaaay cooler than him and I kick @$$ JT: Oh, yeah! Besides you running away from me all the time? You had 98% of Earth in your control! Falco: Well at least I actually acconplished something in the 19 years I've been alive! What have you done in the- what? Three months you've been alive? JT: I'll tell you what I've done! I've saved your ass from the Gaiaphage! At least I didn't pussy out of the clouds when I heard a sound! Interviewer: So, next Questio- JT: Oh, and that time, I won a battle against you, like always! Falco: Yeah? And how did that end up? Oh yeah, you flipped out and turned evil! And I won that! JT: At least I don't do it every second! Falco: Yeah, but it suits me! Your just a pussy when your evil! JT: You mean YOU when you got hypnotised by that noise! Falco: And when I go badass, as Nemesis! JT: I'm always badass!! Falco: (thumb down) JT: (thumb up) Falco: (in a song) No, no no, no no, no, no! JT: That's it! JT HENKAN! (Transforms into Punishment) (Falco transforms into Nemesis) Nemesis: Bring it PJ! (They begin to fight) Interviewer: Show the kid! SHOW THE KID! Interviewer: Uh, maybe we should have another short break JT/Punishment: Aw, Hell no! You're not cutting us off again!! Nemesis: Godammit! We were just getting to the good part! (the camera goes to the crowd) Jester: Can I say 'hi' to my mom? Interviewer: Sure! (Jester looks at Clover, who's in the seat next to him) Jester: HI MOM! Clover: Hi, sweetie! Nemesis: There's an audience?! Bye! (Nemesis changes back to Falco willingly) JT/Punishment: What? Henkan. (Back to JT) Interviewer: So, will you stop fighting? JT: Hell No! (Falco throws a smoke bomb at JT and then another at the audience) Falco: Oops! JT: Hey! Get back here!! (The Smoke goes away) Falco: Godammit! JT: Hey Falco, do you know what THANKSGIVING is? Falco: (fearful and angry) DON'T.... MENTION.... THAT EVER AGAIN!!! JT: Also can you help me with my alphabets? The only letters I know are KFC! Falco: Shut up Frankenstein. JT: Your crap is green. Falco: White! And you were made by a fat guy in pyjamas. Does that not mean anything to you?! JT: Nope! Because you always expose yourself to his machines! Falco: Yeah but at least I was BORN! JT: Practically Twice! You got turned into a 12-year-old! I don't think your brain has grown! Falco: You can talk. Your only 3 MONTHS OLD! JT: At least I act like I'm 23! Unlike you! Falco: I'm 19 dude, I'm just livin' life. But you babies wouldn't understand! JT: What if your 'GF' Puss in boots or "Target" was watching!? Falco: Hey, I barely know her, don't bring that up! (Falco realises he's on live TV) Falco: I-I mean uh, I love you sweetie! JT: (chuckles) Pleeenty more fish in the sea, Falco! Falco: Dude, not fair! JT: That's for existing! Falco: Wait, you callin' my GF ugly? JT: No. She's Beautifully Challenged! Falco: Son of a- (Falco jumps across the table and starts beating up JT) JT: Agh! Shi no fera! (A devastating punch hits Falco) (Falco kicks JT in the face) (JT punches Falco) Interviewer: Ok... Time for another commercial break, but we'll be right back folks! Commercial: Got a MILF? We'll help you find yours today! Commercial: New Nyan Cat Pop Tarts! Actually makes you crap rainbows! Boy in Commercial: YAY! Interviewer: And we're back! (JT and Falco are cuffed to the back of their chairs) Falco: (sighing) Well, lets get this crap over with. Interviewer: So, how do you keep in touch? JT: ... JT: Are you sure we even want to keep in touch? Falco: We TRAGICALLY keep running into each other. And I put some emphasis on TRAGICALLY! Interviewer: And now for some calls... (call) Falco: Wait, what?! Interviewer: Your on the air! Falco: With who? Random Guy: Hello, I'm here representing Target the Eagle... JT: OOOOH. This is gonna be good! Falco: WHY GOD, WHY!!! Random Guy: May I speak with 'JT; JT: What!? (Falco knocking his head against the table trying to get into a coma) Random Guy: JT, do you know Target well? JT: Do I know Target well? Not Really... Why? Random Person: Ok... How would you describe the relationship? JT: I dunno, I hate her boyfriend. Falco: NO, please don't ask that! JT: Well I DID open a website named Tarlco about their relationship, too! Falco: Wait, WHAT! JT: TARLCO. Falco: (furious) YOU MADE A WEBSITE! JT: And a book, She needs to choose between a werewolf and a Vampire JT: Also Your a vampire in it. Falco: (deeply breathing) Can we move onto a new topic please? Interviewer: Well um, ok. But the audience love this! JT: Let's insult Sherlock!! Falco: DUDE...... JT: You rang? Falco: Is there anything we can insult him about? JT: Have no feelings... robot buisness y'know? Falco: Stupid EggPawn..... (JT Flurries into a mixture of emotions) JT: Grrr.... Falco: (to the cameras) Thats right ladies and gentlemen! This piece of junk is an official Eggman design! JT: If I was an OFFICIAL, I would have loads of me! DON'T COUNT RK OR HS! Falco: Who are they, your guy friends? Falco: (singing) Because it's GUY LOVE between three guys..... JT: HS is a woman and RK is evil! Falco: (singing) cuz it's GUY LOVE..... JT: Shut up featherhead! Falco: (singing) ....between two guys! JT: AAAAARRRRGH!!! (JT runs up to Falco and throws him off the stage) Falco: (singing) It's GUY LOVE, he's his and he's his. GUY LOVE between two guys....... JT: Grrrrrrrrr... (JT prepares to pick up a chair) Falco: (singing loudly) CUZ IT's GUY LOVE..... between to guys! Falco: Ta-da! (JT throws it down at Falco) JT: That enough Guylove? Falco: Ow, bad PJ, bad! JT: You want bad!? (JT steps on Falco's crotch) Falco: No, I want this. (Falco pulls a baby ray out of his backpack) Falco: I spent a while building this baby! (Falco fires it at JT) JT: What the hell!? Falco: Shrink, baby, shrink! JT: I'm still more man than you'll ever be, Sherlock! Falco: (freezes) You just crossed the line! JT: Did you need a magnifying glass and a longcoat to know that!? Falco: (takes a deep breath and begins ranting) Ok PJ listen up! You're three months old so your a little baby and you'll never go to school! Your a robot incapable of emotions and you're incapable of feeling love! Falco: Or any other eemotions! JT: ... JT: JT HENKAN. Falco: Ahh, does the little baby have to go super to fight the BIG BOY? JT: Say that to Jester!! Falco: (calling into the crowd) Oh Jester, your friend hee just called you a baby! Interviewer: Uh guys.... Jester: OH YEAH!? Falco: YEAH! Jester: I heard EVERYTHING... Jester: So, I'll just beat you both up! JT: NONONONNONONONONONONONO! Falco: Oh..... Falco: Uh, I gotta go meet Target at the Chao Park...... Interviewer: No, you're both staying right here til the show ends in five minutes! Jester: Five minutes is all I need! Falco: Uh, Target gets really impatient and..... Jester: (Walking up to JT and Falco) Falco: Oh why the hell am I scared, it's just a little kid..... Jester: Kame... Falco: What? Jester: ...hame... JT: NOOO! Falco: What's he doing? JT: It's the Kamehame- Jester: HAAAAAAA! (Falco runs for the exit, but is dragged back) (Jester fires a blast at both JT and Falco) Falco: (gulps) Oh sh*t! (Jester then proceeds to bet up JT and Falco) THE END!
 * AT THE SAME TIME!? G-DD---IT!

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