Roleplay:Childhood Horrors!

This roleplay is about several heroes being transformed into 12/13 year olds by Eggman. It was created by 09jhero and is a free join!

Users
09jhero

ParaGoomba348

Sonicstar3000

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Heroes
Falco the Eagle (09jhero)

Hero the Echidna (09jhero)

Duan the Hedgehog (ParaGoomba348)

Floyd the Pink Echidna (ParaGoomba348)

JT the Androhog (Sonicstar3000)

Jesse the Echidna (Wolf9400)

Boombomb the Hedgehog (Boombomb)

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Villain
Dr. Eggman (anyone)

Rules
No G-modding.

No becoming an adult again until I say so, I want to stretch this out.

No serious sexual stuff.

No major swearing, or at least sensor it.

No breaking the fourth wall!

That's it for now.

Prologue
(Several heroes attack Eggman's base and break down a door)

Falco: (pointing at another door) There, he's through there!

"Got it," Jesse says, walking up to the door and quite literally kicking it off its hinges.

Hero: Lets go!

(The heroes run into the control room)

Eggman: Hello heroes!

Falco: What do you want, you clown.

Eggman: Just stand there and watch!

(Eggman pushes a button and the group are hit by a large light)

Falco: What is this?

"Oh great, a giant suntan," Jesse laughs.

Falco: Well then.

(Falco takes off his top and exposes himself to the rays)

Falco: i really need a tan right now!

Hero: (sighing) Falco, you are seriously stupid sometimes.

(Falco starts shrinking)

Falco: What the....

(Everyone else starts shrinking)

Hero: What's happening?

"Oh, you son of a--" mutters Jesse, voice steadily going higher in pitch.

Falco: (with a sqeaky voice) Hah Jesse, you sound like a chipmunk!

JT: (Relaxing at home.)

Hero: (with an equally sqeaky voice) Falco, you are really stupid!

"Screwed us over. Again," Jesse says, in an angry kiddy voice.

Falco: Hah hah, Jesse. You're like, twelve!

Hero: Falco, first of all, you're eleven, second of all, get out of the light!

Jesse steps back, a bit panicked, out of the light. "I'm gonna kill him."

(Falco and Hero get out of the light)

Falco: Dude, I have a girlfriend and now I'm eleven!

"Yeah well, suck it up. I'm married and have kids!" Jesse said, angrily.

Hero: Guys, later. We need to get out of here!

(The heroes start running and are chased by some Eggman robots)

Falco: (with his tiny legs) Can't run.

Jesse stumbles a bit, trying to run, but is still running better than Falco and Hero. "Keep up!"

(Hero manipulates the wind to keep up)

Falco: Guys, I'm smaller than you. I have tiny legs!

"Shut up and run!" Jesse exclaims, sliding under a group of hovering robots.

(Falco starts flying)

Falco: Hah hah, (in a rhyme) I can fly and you can't, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

"Stop being an immature prick and let's go!" Jesse exclaims, running as fast as he can go and dodging Eggman's robots.

Falco: No, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Hero: The exit is just up there!

Jesse runs for the exit. "We can make it!"

(The group jump out the window and run off into the forest)

Falco: So what now?

Hero: Well Falco, guess who lives nearby?

Falco: (gulping) Who?

Hero: (grinning) JT!

Chapter 1 - A Second Childhood
[The kids arrive at JT's house and knock on the door]

"This is gonna suck," Jesse says, annoyed.

Falco: You think it will suck for you? What about me?

"You don't have a wife and kids," Jesse mutters.

Falco: Yeah but I have a girlfriend and we are staying with PJ!

JT: (opens and yawns) Oh, hey FalcOH MY GOD!

Falco: (glaring) Don't say anything!

Hero: Hi JT. Eggman did this t us and we need somewhere to stay.

Boombomb: *Has a Puberty feel to him* There kids, and Im 13... (Sigh) Oh my god... I hate you so much JT...

JT: (Begins to heavily laugh)

Falco: (going red and his voice gets higher in anger) Listen up PJ, stop laughing!

Jesse facepalms. This had to be the stupidest thing he'd ever gotten involved in.

Falco: Just let us in.

(Falco tries to walk past JT)

Hero: (sighing) Can we stay here?

Boombomb: Im not changing daipers... *Pushes JT out the way and picks up a Wiimote*

JT: Sure... but I'm gonna discuss rules at 5, y'know? Little hand on the 5? Big hand on the 12?

"We're not stupid," Jesse says, going in and sitting down on the couch.

JT: Oh hohohohooo.... I bet you aren't...

"I can still hear you," Jesse says, annoyed.

JT: Oh, I know (chuckles)

Boombomb: *Kicks JT's Shin* HA, LOSER.

JT: Grounded!!

(Falco creates a trip wire, which JT falls over)

Falco: Hah hah, PJ fell over!

Jesse sighs. Apparently, this was affecting the maturity of his friends too. He wasn't affected as much in that respect.

Hero: (sighing) Falco already had the maturity of an eleven year old, but now he has the body of aneleven year old and the maturity of a three year old. The only thing that could be worse than a young Falco would be if we started being treated like kids.

"Nice job, I think you put the ideah in JT's head," Jesse says, annoyed.

Hero: Nah, he'll be too busy arguing with Falco to even acknowledge our existence, I hope !

(SS3000: Trying to make this some funny irony)

JT: Falco you idiot! Do you want grounded too!?

Falco: You can't. Even though I'm eleven, you're still only like three months old.

JT: I'm supposed to look 17! And I can ground you, which means I'm revoking your Sherlock! Understand?

Falco: Sherlock? You mean you're banning me from the TV?

[JT Moves his head in an up-down motion, saying "yes"]

Falco: You son of a-

(Falco jumps onJT)

JT: Ahh! You little snot-bag, get off of me!!

Falco: No! You're gonna suffer everyday until we're cured!

Hero: (sighing) Falco that was the stupidest thing You have ever said!

[Later that evening]

JT: Everyone in the Sitting room!!

(The kids enter)

Hero: Please don't kick us out, Falco can't help himself.

JT: (whisper) Don't worry, I won't kick you out, but Falco won't help himself

Hero: So what are you gonna do with us?

JT: I'll tell all of you...

JT: Okay, everyone! We need to go through a few rules, ok? Here we go. JT: Ok, big announcment... You are all....
 * 1) No Fighting
 * 2) Bedtime is at 11:00 at the latest
 * 3) Share toys!!
 * 4) Don't break things
 * 5) The noise level should be low!!
 * 6) I HATE Being called 'PJ'!

Falco: Ok first of all-

Hero: (trying to stop Falco) What is the announcement?

JT: You guys are all going to school! Starting Tomorrow! :D

(Everyone looks horrified and Falco walks off)

Hero: Where are you going?

Falco: I'm going to kill myself.