User:Clove the hedgehog

                      Sonic Kids XD: Rise of the Young and Awesome

We all know Sonic in the present(our present...) but do we all know him from his past?(No replies...I'm assuming you'll say no.) Well my friends, it's time you've known what it was like for our young heroes and heroines to grow up and mature(except for Knuckles...) to be who they are today....

Sonic: ......Ow....I knew I should've slept on the couch and not the table...

Sonic: MOM! Hm?

There was a note. It was Monday morning and Sonic was hungry.

Sonic: Dear Sonic, Maniac, Sonia, and I are at your grandma's. Knowing how much you hate her cat and her pirahanas, we let you stay home. Mom. I can handle my own breakfast!

Sonic walked over to the cubbard and saw Amy on the stairs.( We all know who Amy is, so NO introduction...)

Sonic: How long have you been here?!

Amy: Read the P.S.

Sonic: P.S., Amy is responsible so she'll be watching you for the next 5 days...and no eating coolwhip. Love you....ohhhhhhhhhh

After that, Sonic went outside. He heard a noise in the trashcan and opened it. Knuckles, the dumbest person at school, was in there.

Sonic: Knuckles, shouldn't you be in the trailer park?

Knuckles: I found explosive chewing gum in here...

Sonic remebered that Knuckles + explosive chewing gum= BOOM! He ducked and the trashcan and Knuckles blew up.(Knuckles is alive......) Then Tails came.

Tails: We're going to be late...

???: Sup dudes?

Cream came.

Sonic: What's that?

Cream: Some candy I found....they taste horrible so I threw them out.

Tails: Oh.

Knuckles: Look! Amy's coming out of Sonic's house! Let's laugh at him!

Everyone except Sonic&Amy: HAAAAAA!

Sonic: Guys...let's just go to school...

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles went super fast to get to school. Cream and Amy took the bus. In the end..the boys were somehow late...And had the meanest teacher in the world: Mr. Robotnik(aka Eggman/ Eggy/ anyother nicknames Sonic has given him...)

Sonic: How did you become our teacher?

Eggman: I'm smarter than you brats.

Tails: I got an IQ of 10000.

Eggman: If it wasn't my wedding anniversary, I'd give you a detention..(marriage lasts only 6 years 'cause of Sonic!)

Knuckles: Can we chew gum inclass?

Cream: Yeah, and I can see through walls...

Knuckles: Really?

Espio: Why does the dumb one have to sit near me?

Vector: I ain't dumb!

Shadow is eating Campbell's brand chicken noodle soup.

Eggman: No eating in class!

Shadow: My mom is so rich, she can deport your butt to Africa so fast that you'll bust a seam.(Not lying..)

Rouge: Bragger...(wears make-up.)

Eggman: Why are you wearing make-up?

Rouge: I'm in America, so I can.

Eggman: ......Brats...

Sonic: Can I sit next to Tails?

Eggman: No.

Sonic: Well, where do I sit Mr. Eggman?

Eggman: For being a brat, next to Amy...

Sonic goes to the desk.

After a long day of Eggman telling them how he became a preacher and a teacher....

Amy: Can you do children marriages?

Eggman: Next month.

Amy: Okay. Sonic, here's money to buy an engagement ring.(rich also...)

Sonic: What just happened?

Tails: I don't know...

Cream: Why do I hang out with you?

Knuckles: Because we're smart.

Recess:

Sonic: I'm bored.

Knuckles: Me too.

Tails: What'll we do?

Amy: Someone can rehearse their vows...

Sonic: Who?

Amy: YOU.

Cream: How about I slam Shadow's face in some mud?

Sonic: His mom is the leader of the mafia....she'll kill you...

Eggman on intercom: I'd like to see Blaze, Sonic and Amy in my room.

Sonic: What did I do??

Tails: Who's the Blaze?

Amy: The cat girl...

Tails: Huh?

Cream: We've been talking about it for days...

Tails: Missed that conversation.

Sonic, Amy, and the new girl Blaze went to Eggman's room.

Sonic: You're the new girl?

Blaze: Yes.

Amy: Why do you have a red dot?

Sonic: As Knuckles would say, Is that a sniper gun?(He would!)

Blaze: No, and tell that Knuckles kid he's a dumbie. I'm a princess.

Sonic: Oh.

Eggman: Come in.

The three came in.

Eggman: From last year's test scores...you three did pretty well...especially you Miss Fire Princess..

Sonic: Fire-

Eggman: You three, along with Silver and Rouge, would be good examples for the kindengartners.

Amy: Your point being?

Eggman: Say, Ducky.

Eggman fired a gun at them. Then they were 5.(In 2nd grade currently.)

Sonic: What did you's do to us??

Eggman: Only a few years younger...so are Rouge and Silver.

Rouge and Silver were unconsious five year olds.

Blaze: I'll burn you alive you dirty fiend!

Eggman: Mrs. Sunshine....I got those 5 new students...