Roleplay:Tales From the Catdragon

RAAAH!! BAD RYU!! STOP...MAKING...ROLEPLAYS!!

What is this RP about? It's about all of the shenanigans and mishaps of G.U.N! Uh....that's it, I guess.

Heroes

 * Guardian Unit of Nations (played by anyone)
 * Commander Abraham Tower (played by anyone)
 * Ryushu the Cat and her Pokemon (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * J the Hedgehog (played by JMB)
 * Thresher XL (played by JMB; it is not driven by J, however)
 * Shahooter the Owl (Played by KP)
 * Imperial Guards (Played by KP)
 * Rokaza & Valernia ( Played by Areana)

Neutral

 * Turoka-Nukora (Played by Ryu. Is actually the subject of the first G.U.N mishap)
 * Gideon the Moose (played by Ryu)
 * Dragoonworks (Played by Chembur)
 * Shima the Hedgehog (Shima's first neutral role. She hates G.U.N. for everything that has happened with her, since most of it was their fault; played by Shima)

Part 1: A Vicious Visitor
(One day, in the G.U.N Territory, it's a perfectly normal day, until...)

G.U.N Sentry: (Is surveying the land)

(Suddenly, the Sentry sees a massive black shape heading towards the HQ!)

G.U.N Sentry: Holy-

(Upon closer inspection, the shape is actually what appears to be a behemothic, black-furred dragon-cat mix!)

G.U.N Sentry: ...my God...(he runs inside the building)

(Inside...)

G.U.N Sentry: Commander Tower!!

(The G.U.N commander Abraham Tower looks at the sentry.)

Abraham: What is it?

G.U.N Sentry: There's a monster outside!!

Abraham: What?!

(The two run over to one of the windows.)

G.U.N Sentry: There!! (points at the black dragon-cat thing)

Abraham: Holy-

G.U.N Sentry: What do we do, sir?!

Abraham: I...I don't know...I've never seen a creature such as this...

(The massive beast tears down a few trees. It appears to be...building a nest...?)

??? "What in the f..?"

(Back inside the HQ...)

G.U.N Sentry: Do we attack it, sir?

Abraham: Not with our regular soldiers! We'd lose 'em all! We need to bring in special forces...

(Meanwhile, Shima watches the beast tear down trees)

Shima: What in the world...?

(After tearing down four trees, the beast starts to arrange them in a square....it finally finishes building this odd square nest, and sits in the middle of it.)

Shima: That's weird...(she sneaks around to get a closer look)

???: "Oh hi Shima."

[Shahooter fades in next to Shima like a Ghost.]

(The black-furred beast looks around with a snarl.)

(Meanwhile with J isnide his bedroom, J wakes up all of a sudden fter he senses something.)

J: [tired] Wudhappen...? [gets up from his bed and gets out of his garage]

[Two dragons can be seen flying silently overthe G.u.n. base, as they see the monster they land next to Shahooter and Shima.]

Rokaza:"Shahooter...what's that thing?"

Valernia:"It's huge!"

Shima: And...I think it's noticed us!

(The beast lets out a roar of pure fury and jumps out of its nest! Meanwhile, with J...)

J: [his ear twitches] Huh? Someone's in danger! [runs fast torwards the G.U.N. HQ]

Shahooter: "Crap!"

(J runs even faster as he heads torwards the G.U.N. HQ with the otehrs as the monster prepares to attack them)

Valernia:"Darn it! It's too big, my magic won't affect it."

Beast: *roar* (rears up and fires a stream of black and purple rings, in a beam, from its mouth)

Rokaza: WHAT THE-

[Rokaza and Valernia try and find some cover for the beam]

Shima: CHAOS MISSILE! (the missiles hit the rings and explode)

(Suddenly, J jumps high in the air and uses Spikedash against the Beast)

Beast: *growl* (brushes the quills from her muzzle, then turns to J) *angry roar*

J: [lands on the ground, looks at the beast] Oh my... well, whatever that is, it don't scare me! [charges at the Beast at full speed]

(As soon as J gets close enough, the beast swats him with its powerful forepaw, sending him flying.)

Shima: J! (turns to the beast) You'll pay for that!

(She Spin Dashes at the beast)

[Shahooter lets out a Draconic Roar. Hurting the Beast's Ears.]

(J crashes into a bulding)

J: [groans in pain] Darn it. [gets up on the ground and runs torwards the Beast where Shima and Shahooter are]

Beast: (lets out a roar so loud and powerful that everyone is sent flying backwards)

(Shima slams into a tree)

Shima: Ow...

(Suddenly, they hear a really loud and ear-piercing truck horn (which sounds like this))

J: [covers his ears in sheer pain after hearing a really loud truck horn] OMG!!!! TOO LOUUDD!!!!!

Beast: (Covers ears as well, growling)

(Then, a large figure reveals a large, blue big rig known as Thresher XL approaches torwards the Beast, whilst using Horn Blast)

Beast: *snarling in pain*

(The Thresher XL stops using Horn Blast and revs its engine loudly at the Beast. The Beast obviously takes this as a challenge, and charges!)

(The Thresher XL backs up, leaving a huge amount of Oil Slick it used on the ground as a trap!)

(SFX-BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! [driving in reverse])

[Shahooter jumps on the Hood of the Thresher XL, he lets out a Sonic (Volume to Sonicboom) Draconic Roar.]

(The beast skids to a halt, but gets stuck in the Oil Slick trap.)

(The Thresher XL stops for a moment from Shahooter's Draconic Roar)

Thresher XL: [to Shahooter] Impressive. However, I am not your enemy, even though I did used Horn Blast.

(The beast is trying to free itself from the sticky oil. And no one's noticed that it's a female...?)

(The Thresher XL turns on its headlights, and the Beast reveals to be Turoka-Nukora! But know one knows who she is; they just see that she's a female.)

Shima: It's a GIRL?!


 * (Ryu-They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if that woman's actually a beast!)

J: [walks over dizzily] Soooo looouuuddd... [accidentaly steps on an oil slick] What the--?! [tries to move, but his feet are stuck from the sticky Oil Slick; tries to jump, but causes him to land face first on the ground that is covered with Oil Slick]

[Shahooter walks up to the beast...]

Shahooter: [Draconic] "T'roas Draconic?'

Turoka: *growls*

Shima: I wonder if it can speak English...

Shahooter: "No she cannot..."

J: [muffles from the Oil Slick that is sticking inisde his entire body face-down]

Shahooter: "She was only protecting her nest..."

Shima: Ah. (using her Psychokinesis, she lifts J out of the oil slick)

J: [lands on the ground and cleans himself up by a nearby fountain (the Oil Slick does'nt contaminate the fountain) and walks over to the others] Thanks, Shima.

(Meanwhile, some of the G.U.N soldiers are sneaking over to the scene. They hide behind some bushes so they can spy on Turoka-Nukora and the others.)

G.U.N Soldier #1: What do we do?

???: "If you attack you'll piss off one of the greatest armies of Mobius..."

G.U.N Soldier #2: Holy crap!! Who said that?!

(J's ear twitches)

J: [to the G.U.N. Soldiers] I know you're behind them bushes! Just come on out of there. We won't attack you or anything, unless you'll do harm to us first.

Shima: (growls) Who is it?

Turoka: (Growls at soldiers)

G.U.N Soldier #1: Judas Priest! D: *cowers*

G.U.N Soldier #2: We have no reason to attack you. (meaning J and the other Mobians)

(J gets up, but his back is messed up, as this causes his back to rack loudly, forcing him to sit back down)
 * (SFX- CRACKLE! [from J's back]

J: [feels his back cracking] AUGH! [holds his back] [to the G.U.N. Soldiers] Just... just try not to provoke this giant beast...

G.U.N Soldier #2: That beast is the reason we're out here!

G.U.N Soldier #1: *To himself* Statyx would know what to do...

G.U.N Soldier #2: Well, he ain't here. (to J) That beast would be a threat. It'll have to be removed.

[Mordechai steps out of the shades.]

Mordechai: "Attack us or the Catdragon, and you'll be disintegrated!"

J: [still having a searing pain from his back] C-C-Catdragon?

Mordechai: "Cannot you see the Wings and Feline features?"

G.U.N Soldier #2: A Catdragon? Weren't they all killed off?

Shima: (growls and clenches fists) G.U.N...

Thresher XL: Catdragon, you say?

(Suddenly, Commander Tower appears! And anyone can play him.)

J: [to Shima] These guys are G.U.N.? [still holding his back] I have a feeling you hate 'em, right?

Shima: Yeah. (her face is a mixture of anger, sadness and fear)

(a figure stands on the top of the G.U.N. Headquarters, he wields a massive blade made from a Crystal. No one notices him.)

J: [to Shima] Let's hope they don't do something crazy to us...

(Someone else is spying on the G.U.N soldiers and the Mobians as well!)

Mordechai: "IF they try, they.."

Shahooter: "Might go to Hell.."

G.U.N Soldier #1: Who said we were gonna try to hurt you guys?

J: [to a G.U.N. Soldier] Just ask Shima... [tries to stand up]

Thresher XL: [shifts its large transmission to neutral]

(SFX: CHHHHH!!! [after shifting its transmission stick to neutral])

G.U.N Soldier #2: By the way, who's driving that big rig? (thumbs over to the Thresher)

J: [chuckles] Why don't you go and find out?

G.U.N Soldier #2: Okay. (climbs up to the big rig's passenger door, and opens it)

(To the G.U.N. Soldier's surprise, there was nobody driving the Thresher XL)

G.U.N Soldier #2: What the...?! There's nobody in there!!