Roleplay:Sonic Salesmen

A roleplay where fanon characters try selling stuff to canon characters. Let the randomness begin!

Rules
Let's get these over with.
 * No godmodding
 * No using other people's characters without their permission.
 * No trolls or vandals
 * Treat other players with respect
 * Have fun.

Also, you can be either a canon character, fanon character, or both! You can also sell anything you want too.

Characters
Fanon salesmen Canon Customers Okay, aside from fanon characters, everyone is playing every Canon character. so be anyone!!!
 * Mazda, Alice, Ray and Ookamoni! playesd by Wh!te$tar
 * Quentin the Beaver (1LugiaLover)
 * Blues the Squirrel (1LugiaLover)
 * Dash, Flash, and Crash the Cheetah Triplets (1LugiaLover)
 * Gregory(Greg) the Chameleon (1LugiaLover)
 * Lightning Selenia" the Hedgehog, She wears a very super sexy uniform. but that doesn't bother her XD (2315)
 * Luvenia Evanosky, She loves to glomp and nom Ray (since he's the clumbsy one) and loves to tease Mazda, she also wears a very super cute Bunny suite (2315)
 * road runner the hedgehog (sonic15) (he wants to make some more money)
 * Gold The Light
 * Matthias the Shining Darkness(Makuta294)
 * Macabre the Hedgehog (Super Guy) (comedian)
 * Zulto Beltz (played by Xab, dosent like selling stuff but needs it to get vaccine)
 * Silver the Hedgehog played by Wh!te$tar
 * Blaze the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Big the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Froggy the..... Frog.....-.- (1LugiaLover) XD
 * Cream the Rabbit (1LugiaLover)
 * Shadow the (emo) Hedgehog, LOL (2315)
 * Eggman
 * Chip
 * Princess Elise is the main villain. She's tecnically a customer since she pays people to find Sonic.

Roleplay part 1
Mazda: Man Ray, you're certainly the character.

Ray: I didn't mean to. I just slipped.

Alice: And now we have to pay to fix that Wall-Mart. C'mon, if we sell enough stuff, we can pay for the damages.

Mazda: Maybe even with some stuff left over!

Alice: Let's not push it (looks at map) Okay, our first customer is Shadow!

Mazda: Just look for the house with searchlight and steel walls.

(they walk up to Shadow's door and ring the bell)

Shadow: How the hell is it?!

runner:nope,not going to shadow first *goes to silvers house*

Silver: Yeah? Who is it?

runner:hello silver,would you care to buy a pair of these *shows him light speed shoes* there hard to find,and with this special offer,you get two pairs for the price if one,one $20.00

Silver:If I buy them, people will stop making fun of me for being slow...Sold!!!

Gold: Here ya go Eggman! *gives package*

Eggman: .... *bomb explodes* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flees*

(can we add a canon salesman. i have this cute yet funny gag set up for Chip from Sonic Unleashed)

(sure, but try leaving questions on the talk page.)

(Meanwhile....XD)

Costumer: I will give you 100 bucks, if you just sleep with me! :D

Selenia: For the millionth time, 'NO!!!! ' I don't want to!

Customer: I will give you whatever you want!

Selenia: *facepalm* please, I just need 20 dollars for the guns, please...

Customer: *gives up, then puts the 20 bucks and 3o dollar tip in her bra*

runner:and,back in this time silver,the ladieslove these,especialy mouse girls with green hair *winks* (hes talking about gwen the mouse)

Goldy: hey Sonic! Would you like this ChiliDog that gives you extra speed?

sonic:how much,10,15,20,i dont care,how much for it,ill gladly pay

Gold: 20 bucks..

sonic:ill give you 30 *pays her*

Goldy: Here ya go! *gives Chilidog*

sonic:*takes a deep breath* ahhhhh *eats it*

Chip: *knocks on Eggman's door*

Eggman: *opens it* What is it?!

Chip: Hey mister, want some chocolate? all profits go to a worthy cause...

Eggman: you mean like destroying sonic>

Chip: no.....i mean like helping the local Wal-Mart be fixed.

Eggman: no. i don't like chocolate.

Chip: Come on!

Eggman: NO!!

Chip: pweeeze?

Eggman: NO!

Chip: BUY IT!

Eggman: NO NEVER!

Chip: *looks a little scary and demented* BUY THE G****** CHOCOLATE!

Eggaman: 0_0 *slams door*

Chip: *eye twitches angrily*

Chip: GGGAAAAAAAHHHH YOU BUY SOME CHOCOLATE OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! *bangs on the door*

Gold: *backs away* 0__0

Gold: umm.... Ill buy a chocolete Chip..

Chip: *suddenly turns normal* ok! that'll be 3 dollars! :D

Gold: Sure! Heres 3 eggman Bucks! *gives*

Chip:*looks at dollars*.......these are fake.

Gold: oh.. Wrong ones! *gives REAL dollars* Robotnik dollars dont work for animals anymore..

Chip: thenk you! *giver her chocolate bar* Grrrr...*goes back to Eggman's door and keeps yelling threats and curses and bangs on the door*

(back to runner and silver)

runner:so,you gonna buy,come on,i dont have all day

silver:so you sure they work

runner;tested em myself

silver:so,you said mouse girls with green hair like these

runner:yes

silver:no thanks,ive already got a mouse girl with green hair that likes me

runner:*hits head on wall* thats who im talking about

silver:oh,so thisll help me get her to like me more

runner;sure,whatever

silver;ok here *pays him*

runner:finaly *gives him the light speed shoes*

silver:so you sure...

runner:*slams the door*well at least i got a good 20 bucks out of it

(Back to Chip)

Gold: *eats chocete* MMMMMM...... Chaos Chocolate!

Chip: *crashes through eggman's window* BUY THE GOD**** MUTHA ***** CHOCOLATE OR I KEEL YOU!!!!!

Eggman: AAAAAAAA *runs out of the house*

Eggman: FIRST. A BOMB! SECOND. A CRAZY MOUSE!

runner;let me show you how its done kid,but this choclate give you powers to help defeat sonic

Chip: AAAAAAAAAA!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU *****! AND I HEARD THAT CRAZY REMARK!!!!

Eggman: *girl scream* *throws cash at chip*

Mazda: We got the cash and...What the heck?

runner:*puts ankle cuffs on eggman*

Eggman: YES! YES! TAKE ME TO JAIL! IM TIRED OF THAT CRAZY MOUSE!

Mazda: What're you doing!?!

Ray: Sweet! Let's kick him while he's down!

Chip: AAAHHHHAAAHHAAA CHOCOLATE BOMBS! *throws seemingly harmless candy bars at eggman*

Eggman: o look, a candy bar! *picks it up*

Candy bar: *tiktiktiktiktikt*

Eggman: WT- BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMm *candybar blows up*

Eggman: NOT ANOTHER BOMB!

Gold: *laughs at Eggman* *highfives chip*

Chip: at least i got paid! *counts money* yay! we have enough to restore Wal-Mart!.... at least, one of the stores... -.-" i miss Baskin Robins.

runner:*goes to amys house*

(at Sonic's house)

Alice: *rings bell*

Sonic: Hello?

Alice: *Makes s4xy face* Would you like to make a donation?

Sonic: Uh, Alice? What're you doi9ng?

Alive: I'm not Alice*Takes off wig* I'm really* pulls face off* Princess Elise!!! Now give me some lover! >:D

Sonic: Awww crap not again! *runs away*

Elise: *Takes extreme gear* You can't run from my love!!!

Selenia: WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING?! *kicks Elise in the face, her skirt goes up her butt though*

Real Alice: *Takes bazooksa and hits Elise* Nobody ties me up BATCH!!! (I don't do curse words)
 * Amy and Sally chase Sonic*

Elise: I'm blasting off again!

runner:yikes,all the girls around here are crazy

Amy: GET BACK HERE MY LOVE! *gets out hammer*

Alice: Man, what a freak.

Elise zips by: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: Perverted freak...

Selenia: *flips her hair* well, it's been Awhile since Ive seen elise, but it feels good kicking her >83

Luvenia: *hoping* cmon selenia! You've got another customer to seduce now!

Selenia: *Goes to runner and Seduces him* would you like to buy anything? ^^

Sally: OH MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gold: *facepalm*

Mazda: *with Elise "hugging" his leg* Who areyou !!!

Eloise: Sonic. I'm gonna have you(mazda hits her on the head)

Mazda: You finish that sentence and I swear I'll kill you!!!

runner:hey amy,want a way to get sonic to love you

Amy: He already loves me....:)

Selenia: *kicks Elise then amy*

Amy: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *hits Selenia with hammer*

Amy: YOUR NEVER TAKING MY MAN! >:(

Mazda: Elise you idiot! I look more like Shadowq than Sonic anyway!!!

Elise: I'll make this clear(Takes out A$$load of cash) I'll pay you to have my ba-

Mazda: Sold!!!

Alice" Mazda?

Elise:Mazda? (Angry face)( MAZDA!!! I gotta find Sonic!!!thumb|300px|right|A random song for randomness!

Selenia: I ALREADY SLEP WITH SONIC!!!

runner:OMG i cannot get a word in

Selenia: *looks at runner* o3o?

Elise:I will give my entire fortune to whoever finds my Sonic-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runner:forget you crazy people,ill take my buisness elswhere

Mazda:Same her, this crap's boring.

Alice:Freak.

Ray:I need that money...FAST! I'll be the one to catch Sopnic!!!

Selenia: I already got 100 bucks from seducting

runner:*goes to knuckles*

Selenia: Wait what the **** am I doing here?! I need to go!

Luvenia: *noms Ray*

Ray:*ominously*That won't work for me!!!

(At Eggman's house, Ray breaks thye door down)

Ray:Eggman!!! Give me all the Hedgehog catching equipment you got! We're teamin' up!

Shadow: SELENIA!!!! GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE AND CHANFGE!

runner:at least i dont have any fan girls on me

Fangirl: OMG! OMG! RUNNER!*hugs runner*

Eggman:Rise muy apprentice!

Ray:Yes master. Let's...press the red button!

(Both blow up a couple buildings.)

Eggman:Laugh with me Sharyar!!!

Both:Mweahahahahahahahaha

Matthias:*knocks on shadow's door*

runner:i think i jinxed myself

Gold: 8beats up eggman*

Gold: EGGDORK!

Shadow: ANYONE WHO CATCHES SELENIA WILL GET 100 DOLLARS! >8D

Ray:what does this do?1>

Eggman:Press it and fins out!

(Presses another button that blows up a bunch of malls!)

Ray:Yessssssssssssssssssss!

runner:deal

Gold: *punchs Eggman*

RaY:Don't punch my mastert!!!

runner:*goes after selenia*

Gold: Your master is a noob..

Selenia: AHHH!!!

Ray:Shut up or I divide by zero!!!

Part 2: Greater insanity!!!
Gold: *rolls eyes* EGGMAN IS A NOOB EGGMAN IS A NOOB EGGMAN IS A NOOB

(Half the city blows up...the half nobody was on0

Ray:SWEET DESTRUCTION!!! MASTER, i'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIBVE!!!

runner:*catches her8

Selenia: *on top of runner* So, ya chillin? *sexy wink*

runner:whats that suppose to mean

Selenia: I dunno, maybe because your trying to catch me...[sweatdrop]

Luvenia: OHHHH!!!!! SELENIA!!!! YOU NUAGHTY GIRL!!!! you and runner sittin in a tree!

runner:yuck,*drags her to shadow*

Macabre: Excuse me, she's mine

(no ones at shadows house)

Matthias:Okay.... I'll try Sonic's house.*runs off to sonics house**knocks on sonic's house*

Sonic:*opens door a crack and peers out*Who is it?

Matthias:I'm Matthias and I'm here to sell chillidog cookies.

Sonic:Cookies? Why cookies? Why not keep them as Chillidogs?

Matthias:BECAUSE I LIKE COOKIES OKAY!!!!

Sonic:O_O

Matthias:*rubs his forehead.*Anyway do you want cookies.

Sonic:Sure as long it is chilidog flavered.*closes door and starts unlocking all the chains and locks**comes out of door.

Matthias:Why does your door have so many locks.

Sonic:Because of all the crazy girls. They want me but I don't want them. All I want is to spend time with my chillidogs. Anyhow how much are the cookies?

Matthias:For you, I say 50 bucks.

Sonic: What fifty bucks. Thats a lot of money for a box of cookies.

Matthias:I think I hear Amy.

Sonic:*Gives Matthias 100 bucks, takes twom boxes of cookies and locks his door*

Matthias:O_O

Shadow:...

Selenia: I couldnt agrre more...-_- *boings Runner in the head and punches shadow* thats for making me go to a club and making me wear a sexy bunnie suit!

Gold: I agree Matt.. 0__0

Matthias:*still O_O*

Gold: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONIC! I SEE AMY! *snickers*

runner:ugh,wheres my money

Macabre: *drags Selenia away*

Matthias:I think he lock his door.*snickers*Let's see if he left his back door unlocked.

runner:WHERES MY MONEY

Gold: *opens door*

runner:what am i suppose to do now

Matthias:*notices Runner*Hey Runner want to buy some chillidog cookies

runner:no thanks

Matthias:BUY MAH COOKIE NOW OR I"LL TELL YOUR SHOES THAT YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!

runner:wow,you are just as crazy as destiney says your your,well not crazy

((Back at eggmans base)

Eggman: What about the space laser I used in Unleashed?

Ray: TOO EASY! (with crazy face) WE NEED SOMETHING REALLY OVER THE TOP!! mWAHAHAHAH!

(Ray brings out a shadfowed cage full of snarling monsters)

Ray: Let's see Sonbic run...from his worst nightmare!!!!

(opens cage to reveal crazy fangirls)

Ray: Now my pets...bring me Sonic and I'll lock the two of you in a room together so he can't escape!!!

Eggman; Wow, even I'm not that cruel...Oh well. This should be fun to watch!

runner:*watches them* wow,id hate for that to happen to me

Crazed Man:I love you Runner*tackles runner*

runner:*kicks him off* *runs* im not having a good day,if only destiney was here to make it better

Elise: *watching from distance* That's right, go you delisional fangirls. Fopr Sonic is all mine!!! And I know how to get him(Takes out plate of chilly dogs) Oh Sonic-kun!!!

runner:*stomps on the chillidogs* opps sorry

Matthias:*whispers to Elise* Would you like a box of Chillidog cookies to get your love one. Their fifty bucks a box.

Army of Crazed Men:WE LOVE YOU RUNNER. WE'LL ONLY STOP CHASING YOU IF YOU GET US EACH A CHILLIDOG COOKIE FROMTHAT YOUNG MAN!*points at Matthias*

Elise: Oh no you dont!!! (catxhed Mathias) These cookies are for Sonic only!!!(Pulls out whip from nowhere) This was meant for Sonic, but back you crazed savages!!!

Alice: What's wrong with that girl?

runner:geez,how amny fan girls are there in this crazy world

Mazda: Now all I've gottas sell is this cloning machine...Man Wll Mart's got everything.

Amy: Sonic-kuuuuuuuuuuun!

Mazda: Oh crap(Blocks with cloning machine) OH CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

(hundreds of Amys come from the machine, destroying the city)

Ray:Sweet chaos!!!

Crazed Man Army: We got you surronded. Give us all your money or we hit you with our love whips*Armys pull out whips that have a heart at end*

Matthias:*at Elise*Uh..That'll be 50 bucks a box. How many are you going to buy?

runner:hmmm here *gives them eggman bucks,and they're to crazy to tell the difference* NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

Elise: (Gives him bar of gold) Thank you...now...beat it creepy fan dudes!!!! (the army is destroyed by the Amys)

Matthias:Sweetness*let's go of his control over crazed army of men*

Not so crazed men army:Uhhh... what happened?

All the Amys: You're not Sonic!!! (bashes every guy with hammers!)

runner:at least i dont have an army of fangirls on me *covers mouth*

Army of Amys: Sonic???SONIC!!!!( chases runner)

Mazda:(slashing rthe Amys with scythe)Man, I can't believe I did this!

Amy: Sonic!

Mazda: Get some glasses!(chops her in half)

Matthias:*paints himself blue*I'm Sonic. And I'm ready to ruin my reputation.

runner:hopfully that ray person doesnt send an amry of fangirls on me

Mesterious figure: Looks like you need some help.

Mazda: No way! That's...

Mysterious figure: Ookamoni! bThe banished prince of Hell! (burns a bunch of the Amys wiuth his fire) Lookos like you loosers need some help.

The Amy Army: Run for your life!
runner:*sigh* i wish destiney was here

Ookamoni:*smack him in the face* Stop complaining! I haven't reaped this many souls sice WWII! Let's get 'em.

Ray: *sends fangirls on runner*Chjaos!!

runner:......,im being punished arnt i

Blue Matthias:Man I thought my plan would work. Oh well. HEY RUNNER BUY MAH COOKIES OR I'LL SEND THE CRAZED MEN AFTER YOU AGAIN!

(ive g2g,night everyone)

Ookamoni: *hits him again* That's strike two! One more complaint and I throw you to the amys*Takes out bucket* Painted blue with an "I'm Sonic" sign strapped to your As-

Mazda: They're practically blind. You won't need a sign or paintr. (gotts go for a bit. Be right back in twenty)

Elise: Ugh. Where's Sonic! (Flying around on Extreme Gear and see smoke in the distance) Sonic's always where trouble is! (flies top bartle zone.)

runner:shadow has to pay me back $100 from last week,and as always,he doesnt give it to me,and i dont know why shadow wants someone to chatch that selenia person,but its the only way ill get my 100 bucks out of him

Matthias:Runner i'll give you 100$ if you buy a box of cookies. their $50 a box.

runner:i would only get a profit of 50,and i need 100,so make it 150,and ill buy one

Matthias:Fine $150 a box. Anyway how is my sister?

runner:no,i ment you give me 150,and i'll buy the cookies for the 50 bucks,and ill find out when i get her something with the 100 bucks *gives him 50 for the cookies*

Elise: OMG are you two Sonic!!!

Selenia: *at silvers house, she knocks on his door*

Silver: *Unlocks door* Are they gone? Are those blind, pink demons gone?

Selenia: yes, they are

Luvenia: *hoping like a bunny, in her cute bunnie suit* would you like to buy some chocolate? ^^

runner:lets see if i can get silver to buy something else from me *goes to silvers house*

Silver: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!?

(starts getting crazy and breaks the door down)

Silver: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lightning2315: *laughing on the ground, about to kill herself from laughter*)

Selenia: Whoa, calm down ^^; [sweatdrop]

Silver: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(lol! i loved that episode! FINALLY! i'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU BOYS ALL DAY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU- i'd like to but all your chocolates. XD funniest spongebob EVAH!)

runner:*notices selenia*...

Selenia: *calms him down seductively* calm down, pwease?

Luvenia: pwease? *does a cute W shape mouth* (meanwhile with Elise)

Elise: Yes, come you pink devils. Come to me...

(hundreds of Amys are fighting for cream, who's painted blue with quills in a cage)

Elise: I'll control you...and you...and even you...

(puts control collars on the Amys, creating a new, more dangerous and stupid army)

Elise: Now, bring me evey hedgrhog in this city until you fond ,y Sonic!!!!!

(back at silver's house)

runner:man im bored

(an Amy sees Runner)

Amy: Sonic-kun!!! (catches him and latches on)

runner:how many times have i told told you im not sonic,now get off

(the Amy then puts him in a cage and drags him off to Elise)

Amy: I found Sonic!!!

Selenia: *notices Amy* Hheheh...This time ill kill her....

runner:let me out of here *sees selenia*

(more Amys come and attack her)

Amy: Get away from my man!!!

Amy: Yeah, he's all mine!

As more come and Selenia almost looses, Alice comes in and chops them up with her fans)

Alice: That's two I've saved your life.

Goldy: DIE AMY ARMY! CHAOS........ BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *destroys*

Selenia: *in a second, she snatches Runner* hpmh

runner:what the

Gold: Hmph.... The too EggDorks strike again..

(In the distance, Mazda and Silver are drowning in a sea of Amys!)

Mazda: Somewbody help me! One of them's got my leg!

Silver: One of 'em bit me!

Selenia: ask for Luvenia over there, she has something to give you...*runs off to silver* you okay?!

Gold: your safe now....You okay guys?
 * A pink blur speeds by and saves them*

Selenia: Who are you?! *goes to Silver, looking at his bite*

Gold: im Gold, Gold The Light :)

Mazda: I'm fine...(with clothes in shreds)...man those batches are crazy! (again, no curse words)

Silver: Oh my god, what about the rea;l Sonic!?!

Alice: Oh no!

(at Sonics house. Spnic's in feedle position crying)

Sonic: It's all a bad dream, it's all a bad dream...

Amy: Sonic get out here! Get the battering ram girls!!!!

Selenia: *heals Silver and Mazda* So much for me being undecover...

Gold: Eggdork the second made Metal Amys.. O__O

runner:*goes to talk to selenia*

Mazda: C'mon! We've gotta save Sonic!

Alice: His house is the second largest mansion on the hill.

Silver: Second largest? But he's like famous.

Alice: Not as rich as Mario.

Silver: Awww. I hate that guy.

Alice: Well, it looks like the Amys set his mansion on fire.

Mazda: Let's just find Sonic...

D&F&C: WEEEEEE!!!!!!! sorry we're late!

Dash: flash forgot to get milk! >_>

Flash: o! it was the oldest! and that's Crash!

Crash: no, i'm the middle triplet! Dash is the oldest!

Dash&Flash: Quit lying, Crash!

Clash: um..... what's going on? sees lots of Metal Amy parts scattered about*

Gold: 8Makes Sonics Mansion back to normal*

Selenia: *notices Runner*

Gold: All Mario does is save a pwincess.. T__T *rolls eyes*

Mazda: Gets Sonic out) Sonic, are you okay?

(somebody else play Sonic)

runner:why did shadow want someone to catch you selenia

Gold: Ya you little Knucklehead ^__^.. *heals Sonic*

Selenia:......Because He just needs me to do stuff for him....But I needed to do something...

runner:ok,well at least i got my houndred bucks

Amy: Oh my god it's Sonic!

Amy: Sonic Marry me!

Amy: Imma gon' have your babbies!

Mazda: C'mnon, it's not dafe here!

Selenia: Thats all you need to know for now...*gets sword out, And slashes the Amys

Amys: SONIC WE LOVE JOOO *dies*

Sonic: 8gets up* Ugh.... *girl scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AMYS! Oh...... Your not.. Amy.. O__O

Mazda: But where? They've taken over most of the city.

Alice: Auuuu. There is one place...

Silver and Sonic:???

Selenia: Im glad I borke up with you...

runner:*runs to a store*

(at Eggman's base)

Eggman: Who is it!?!

Ray: Can I press the red button!

Gold: 8comes to base* STOP RIGHT THERE!

Ookamoni: Move your A$$ or I'll move it for you!!!

Selenia: *facepalm*

(still in the middle of the street)

Crash: It's your fault, Dash! you were the one who lost them!

Dash: Nuh--uh! it was Flash!

Flash: sure, blame the youngest.

Dash: Well, let's see... where the amy army is, there should be Sonic

Alice: Oh honorable Doctor Eggman, your base is the last sanctuary left in this ruined city...

Mazda:What're you doing????

Alice:...please, we beg of you! Offer us sanctuary and your reward shall be great(starts bowing and whispers) It's all about the shmoozing.

Selenia: *watching* this outta be great...

runner;selenia,i dont blame yo for breaking up with sonic,hes gone through more girlfrinds faster than he can run

Selenia: Hm? I didnt break up with him because of that...I just lost interest in him tis all

Eggman: Why should I allow Sonic, my arch nemesis, into my secret base!!!

Ray: It's fine master. They're good!

(opens door)

runner:well,i dont know why amy loves him so much

Gold: *pwns eggman down*

Ookamoni: Well, later losers.(leaves)

Mazda: Whatever. Let's get inside. There shoulfd be plenty of useable technologuy.

runner:hmph,these guys sent an army of normal fangirls after sonic

Mazda: I don't think so(takes out control collar) Sopmeone's using the army to hunt Sonic Down.

Alice: HBey guys, look wshat I found(shpws them Metal Sonics) If we use these as distractions, we should be able to buy a few hours!

Gold: PERFECT! And we can control them! OOOOOOOOOO AMYS!

Some Amys: SONIC! SONIC! SONIC! SONIC!

Alice:(throws them out the wimndow) Okay Sonic, feel better???Sonic?

Mazda: Sonic?(it's a robot) Aww crap you threw out the real Sonic!!!!

Real Sonic:Somebody help me! It feels weird!

Mazda: Aww man, we've gotta help him!

Operation:Save Sonic
Alice: Okay, here's the plan. Run for Sonic, Ray stays here with Eggman ijn case things get outta hend. And if you see anything pink, shoot it and kick it into overdrive!!!

runner:uhhhh,you lost me at okay

Gold: Good thing im DARK pink.. *Grabs Sonic*

Mazda: Just follow us and run if you see an Amy!

Alice: (takes fan and uses it like Extreme gear)

Metal Amy: HEY! YOU WANNA STEAL OUR SONICS! *turns into Super Metal Amy* *gets out hammer* GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Gold: MOMMY...... GAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Alice: (slices Amy in half with her fans, then blows them up with magic doves) Come on! faster!!!

Amy: Rape those hedgehogs, and do whatever to the girls!

Mazda: Aww man go faster!

Gold: FACE THE ULTIMATE POWER AMYS! *turns into Perfect Gold*

Gold: CHAOS...... DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mazda: (holding onto Silver as he flies) Silver, fly for your life and virginity!!!
 * ALL the amys dead*

Silver: I'm trying, but you're too heavy!

Amy:*grabs on* I found two Sonics!

Alice:*blows her up with doves* You owe me again Mazda!

Normal for once?
REAL amy:please dont hurt me

Gold: Dont worry amy.. We know YOUR REAL..

Mazda: What happened?

Amy: I jumped in your cloning machine. You were right yhere hiding from me!

runner:well,this stories turning out good

Mazda: Amy, if you weren't controling the Amys, who was?

Amy: Who's the only creepy fangirl more obsessed than me?'

Gold: eggdork made them T_-T

runner:hmmm,who couldve been controling them

Selenia: *growling*

runner:wahts your problem selenia

Mazda: No...Elise!

(meanwhile in Elise's lair in town hall)

Elise: Oh Sonic, this is soooo great! Now we can be together forever!

Sonic: Elise I told you, you're just like Amy! We gave it another shot, biut you're waaaaaaay too crazy!

(I quit the roleplay~Gold)

(Okay. Sorry)

Elise: Hmph. I guess I'll have to force you to love me!!!!(starts taking dress off)

Mazda: (breaks down the door) Get away from...whosa!!!!!!!!!(gets nosebleed)

Selenia: *growls louder*

runner:calm down selenia

Amy: Hey! Stop molesting my Sonic!!!

Elise:please, he's not even into you. Did ypu two share a kiss? I don't think so!

Mazdsa: Oh crap you did it now...

Amy: Raghhhhhhhhhh!(turns into Super Amy)

Selenia: ILL KILL HER! *gets her sword out and slashes her*

runner:yikes,these girls have gone mad

Selenia: *disappears, then rappears in front of Elise* Did ya miss me?! *slashes her* Cause I don't! *a long blood ribbon forms on her sowrd, then selenia grabs the blood ribbon and moves it around*

(after splattewring Elise blood all over the walls, Amy hits Elise with her hammer!)

Amy: Hmph. Let's go Sonic!

Sonic: Guys? Guys! Help me!!!

Elise: I'm blasting off again!

Mazda: Thank god that's over.

Person: Not quite!

Silver: Who're you?

Person:I'm the mayor!

Alice: Oh yeah(gives him cash) Here's the money to fiux Wal Mart!

Mayor:Good, but now you need to fix the rest of the city!!! All of you, Get to work!

Mazda: Aww man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selenia: Dont EVER mess with me elise

runner:.... i already wasted the money i had for this *takes out something he bought for destiney*

Selenia: that's really sweet for destiney, Runner ^^

Back to Buisness
Mazda: (crying) All that cash, gone. T^T

Selenia: Hey Mazda, you alright? You seem....broke? [sweatdrop]

Alice: Mazda, I'll take the investory and find some customers. (whispers to Selenia) I think he needs some alone time.

runner:hmm

Alice: Let's try Tails' house!

Selenia: I can loan you all some money, it's not much but it's what I can do...*takes out 500 bucks*

Alice: Thanks. *ytakes them to ?Tails' house*

Tails: Hello?

Selenia: *hands the 500 to Mazda* It's the least I can do...*walks off*

Mazda:Thanks

(guys, could you comment on my blog? I really need help)

Selenia: *while walking away, she waves her hand as a "welcome"*

Luvenia: Wait! We did all of that for nothing?!

Selenia: Luvenia, sometines you need to give people something you don't need ^^

Luvenia: really? like what? *walks with her*

Selenia: well, theres tons of things

runner:hey tails,want a tracking device,this is proven to find anyone you choose,without a DNA smaple*

Macabre: *makes an angry face* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Luvenia: Bya Mister MAZDA! IT WAS FUN SEEING YOU AGAIN! DO A FAVOUR AND KEEP YOUR TEMPER DOWN!

Selenia: One more thing...*stops, then throws a little glitter ball at him* hot potato!

tails:realy,anyone,even.....uhhh,anyone?

Selenia: *the little sparkle explodes and makes Mazda black* Well looky there, you do look like shadow!

Luvenia: *runs to Mazda, holding a flower* At least your happier then her brother! ^^ *gives flower to him, and smiles*

Mazda: Man girls are crazy...

(please, blog, help? Anyone!?)

Tails: I'll take ten! I'm coming Cosmo!

runner:ok 150

Tails: *hands him the money* Now I'll always know where my Cream is!

Mazda: Seriously? You're gonna stalk a bunny with some of the most advanced technology on earth?

Alice: Let's just go to the next house.

runner:i thought you were going to use that to fin that plant girl but,whatever *goes to silvers house*

Tails: With these, I can catch tem all!!!!!!!

(at Silver's house, Silver's in crutches and bandages)

Silver: Hey guys, what's up?

Alice: Silver, what happened?

runner:yikes

Silver: Oh this? It was nothing. I mean, what do ya expect with an army of Amys clawing at you?

Matthias:*walks around carrying a large gold bar that he got from Elise and was untouched by the amy army.*

Mazda: What the!!! Givre me that gold! I deserve it!

runner:hmmm,who else could we do,maybe we should try shadow

Matthias:Only if you buy 500 boxes of my chillidog cookies.

Mazda: Deal!*gives him money)

Alice: I think Knuckles is home! I bet he'd love a new punching bag!

runner:we should sell him 10,he breaks all of the ones he has

Matthias:This is not enough. So no gold bar for you.*walks off with money and gold bar*

Alice: Good idea!

Mazda: Swindler!(throws cookies into river, killing all the fish and some grass)

Matthias:*comes back*fine here's your gold bar but you owe me 25,000 dollars later for the 500 cookie boxes that you bought.

Mazda: Keep your darn gold! *gives it back* It used to be Elise's so who knows where it's been...O.o

(at Knuckles house)

Knuckles: Hello?

Matthias:*comes to knuckles house*Would you like to buy some chillidog cookies knuckles?

Knuckles: Uhh, no thanks. Try Sonic.

Alice: Sonic'sa been locked in a tent with Amy on our highest mountain...poor thing.

Mazda: So buy our punching bags and get us out of debt!!!

Matthias:I got an Idea*grabs a colning machine and clones gold bar 500 times*This will help me repay my debt to Genix for eating his special cookies.

Mazda: You little!!!! What's with you youngsters and technology! What happened to earning your money!

Alice: Calm down...Oh, umm, so thoser punching bags?

Knuckles. Sure. I'll take 20. You guys need every cent

Matthias:*makes a gold punching bag*Knuckles would you like to have this limited gold punching bag for $75?

Knuckles: Sure.

Alice:*takes money* Wow, you're really nice. Heh, you're nothing like Charmy says.

Knuckles:*mad face* What does Charmy say!?!

Mazda: Oh boy...

Matthias:*goes to Mayor*Mr. Mayor I'll give you 493 gold bars to repay the others debts for destroying the city.

Mayor: Ugh, this'll only get you off the hook.

Matthias:But I didn't do any damage to the city so I'm already off the hook.

Selenia: *at shadow's house* Dang it Im bored...

Shadow: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE IN THE FRAGGIN FIRST PLACE!

Selenia: Cmon I needed the money!

Shadow: Well where is it?!

Selenia: *Thinks of a lie*

Luvenia: We gave the 500 dollars to Mazda! He needed it!

Selenia: He needed it!

Shadow: *his voice is heard all around the world* SELENIA YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

runner:quiet shadow,youd better buysomething from us

Selenia: *surprised that She didn't feel runner's presents* R-Runner! thank godness your he-

Shadow: *yanks her hair* THOSE WERE THE ONLY 500 DOLLARS WE HAD!!!

Selenia: *screams*

runner:*makes shadow let go of her hair and punches him*

Shadow: why I outta-

Selenia: T-Thanks Runner...*walks up to shadow and slaps him across the face*

Luvenia: *in a tuanting face* OHHHH YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!! :D

Matthias:*mysterously appears at shadow's house and drop kicks shadow*No one hurts pretty ladies.

Shadow: *growls*

Selenia: *thoughts* Shadow you better not kill 'em...

runner:are you ok selenia

Matthias:Never hurt pretty ladies, right Runner.

Selenia: Thank you...both of you...Im fine, really ^^

Shadow: *scoffs*

runner:shadow thats another reason i dont like you,you always hurt people

Selenia: *comes up with a quick lie* We were just rough housing

runner:didnt look like it to me

Matthias:Wait who is this guy?*points at Shadow*

Selenia:...

Shadow: Selenia, we have to go...*facepalm* and please don't wear that sexy saleswoman outfit...*looks away*

Selenia: *blushes*

Luvenia: *hoping to Runner, still in her cute bunny suit* Hello there mister! you must be Selenia's new friend! ^_^

runner:uhhh,yea

Matthias:Well I'm off to go home and eat some of Genix's cookies. See ya runner. Night pretty ladies.

Selenia: *kisses his cheek for thank you*

Matthias:*blushes and leaves*your welcome.

runner:.....

Luvenia: Im luvenia Evanosky! Selenia's sidekick! very nice to meet you! *gives him a flower* ^_^

runner:uhhh,thanks,nice to meet you too

Selenia: Don't let her nom your head...

Luvenia: *looks at Runner as if about to nom his head*

runner:*takes a few steps back from luvenia* well,i guess we should go to the next house

Selenia: sure ^_^

Luvenia: mhm...

runner:so,who next

Chip" you won't like this, but..... it's TD he lives in that haunted mansion up there *points*

Selenia: Lets go then

runner:uhh,ok

Luvenia: It looks scary...*goes behind Runner and Selenia while shaking*

Selenia: It's okay, if you get scared yank my tail, Kay?

runner:yea,it'll be alright

Luvenia: *holds on to Selenia's lightning bolt shaped tail*

Selenia: Good, now don't be scared, It's not like there's gonna be a zombie waiting to buy something

runner:yea,just a living dool that looks almost nothing like tails

Luvenia: *feels better* i LOVE DOLLIES!

runner: Yeah, but he tries to kill you and steal your soul if he's in a bad mood! *while talking, his head houes the creepy sideways thing* alright,lets go *walks beside selenia* thinks* she'll see how tails doll realy is

Selenia: Sounds like a challenge...

Luvenia: *yanks her tail*

Selenia: *tries to fight pain*

runner:dony worry,ive been with tails doll before,and i found what hes afriad of,and im prepared

(Meanwhile with Mazda)

Mazda: That's a hundrede more dollars from Rouge.

Alice: Who knew all she needed was a bra?

Mazda:Uh huh. Now, let's see how much we can get from Vector for selling him maps to the computer room!

Selenia: Okay...

Luvenia: *scared*

Selenia: *goes in front, and knocks on the door*

Tails doll:*comes up behind them*

Luvenia: *presses Selenia's tail forceivly*

runner:just dont make eye contact,hello,tails doll would you like to buy,uhhhh,*whispers to selenia* what are we selling this time

Mazda: Would you like to buy some Cream dolls?

(Takes out huge bag of cream dolls)

Tails Doll: What do they do?

Mazda: Anything. They're dolls.

tails doll:thats a bad joke even for me,but ill buy them Selenia: *looks at Mazda, with a look that say's "What are you doing here?!" look)

Luvenia: *tries not to make eye contact, but looks only at tail's doll's body* OMG YOUR SOOO CUTE! *cuddles TD*

Mazda: That's 100 dollars per doll.

Alice: Mazda...you're a genius...

Luvenia: *looks at Mazda with a Nom look*

Selenia: *looks at Mazda with a "Why are you here?" or "how come your here?" look*

tails doll:ill buy three *pays him* NOW BEGONE

Luvenia: but your soft an' cute! 3:>

Selenia: Hmph...

tails doll:if you want to live,you will let go of me now

Luvenia: *lets go* ...3:>

Selenia: Let's go...*walks off*

Alice: Thank you! *shuts door*

Mazda: Alright, where to next?

Alice: We couuld sell frog nets to Big?

Selenia: *walking, not acting as usual*

Luvenia: Hey Selenia, whats da matter?

runner:yea,whats wrong

Mazda: Oh crap, not another episode...

Selenia: Hm? Nothing...

Luvenia: *does the puppie eyes*

Alice: *Puppy eyes too* Pweeeeeeeeease?Auuu.

Selenia: *tries to ignore them, but tons of anime veins* hehe....

runner:just tell us

(ive g2g,night guys)

(night ^^)

Selenia: I won't and I can't...*being stubborn like shadow*

Mazda: Just tell them already and get it over with!!!

Luvenia: Ohhhhh...Now I know...

Selenia: *yells at Mazda* I can't! I made a promise! *turns away, walking as far as she can*

Luvenia: Please....don't repeat the same cycle again....Selenia....*runs to her*

Mazda: Man, it's like she's got an eternal period or something...

Alice: Auuu. Let's just go.

Mazda: Right...Hey what happened to Ray?

Luvenia: I'll go with you guys! *noms Mazda's head* Since selenia's in a bad mood...maybe because of the fune-*covers her mouth*

(right across from the building lyes Zulto, trying to sell food baskets..)

Zulto: * on the side walk near a buliding, which right across from it lies where the group is* Not one food basket...none sold..I cant heal myself at this rate...

Selenia: *walks to Zulto* Hey Zulto, How are you?

Mazda: *thinking as he prys Luvenia off* I wonder if it's 'cause of Aura? Hmmm.

Zulto: Fine...selling Food baskest isnt the greatest thing....

Selenia: I'll buy 2, for you ^_^

Zulto: Thanks! I need it to cure my allergy...

Mazda: Me too. (sees Selenia) Hey...so how's Ahura?

Selenia: Bad...*buys 2 baskets from Zulto, then gives a kiss and hug to him* If you ever need my help, just call me ^^ *gives him her number* Seeya Zulto! take care! ^_^!

Mazda: (hands Zulto money and thinks) Man, you'd think she'd be concerned about our kid? Oh well.

Selenia:...The reason of that is because I'm living with Shadow now...My house was burned down...*walks off*

Luvenia: *on Mazda's head, sitting* Who's Ahura?

Mazda: Your new baby brother...at least in eight months...

Luvenia: I see your not excited...

Selenia: *thoughts* Why'd he mention Ahura...? He's very good....atleast I know that Shadow can take care of him*

Mazda: More worried than excited. In two thousand years, this is the only thing I wasn't prepared for. Besides, who knows how she feels about it, given her first... And she clearly can't put aside our differences for him. I'm so confused.

Luvenia: *gets off of him and nods a no* This isn't her first. And I've seen a kid with Shadow and her. I thought that was her cousin...Besides, Selenia's taking so much care for Ahura, She can't even leave the house. She only cares for Ahura, Me, and Shadow right now. And I heard him say his first word

Mazda:??? That's not Ahura! He's still got 8 months to go! (look above. XD)

Luvenia: Then whos the child who looks like you?! DX> (Oops I epically Fail XD)

Selenia: *walks home* Hey Shadow!

Shadow: yeah? *carrying Ahura*

Selenia: *Gently grabs Ahura and hugs him*

Shadow: I still don't trust that Mazda dude though...

Mazda: Luvenia...tell me now. Can I trust Shadow? I know there're alot more angels in heaven because they met him from the other side of the gun. Is Ahura safe?

Luvenia: Yes! He's with Selenia right now! Ahura is safe! Sheesh! If you want to visit him, you can just visit!

Mazda: Please understand, I've already got my hands full with Alice and Ray...mostly Ray(big explosion in distance as Ray shouls "sweet destruction") Just watch over him for me.

Mazda: (walks away and thinks) I wonder if she knows, I'm just scared...

(and check out my newesty pic. I got everyone dressed up for halloween.)

Luvenia: I will Mazda...I forgot something too...Selenia sent it...*gives a picture of Ahura and Selenia* She didn't have reason...She just wanted you to have it...I have to go, if you need any help just call her or me. Bye! *runs home*

Mazda: (stares at picture and thinks outloud) Ahura Mazda, the Zoroastrian God. Together more powerful than all the angels. One day, I'll come home...

Alice: Hey Mazda, we got our next customer!

Mazda: (puts pic in pocket) Coming!

(Ive seen, its fantastic!)

Costomer Comotion
Alice: Okay, next is...Blaze!

Mazda:That should be easy. All we need is a giant ball o' yarn. But it'd be easier if Selenia were here.

Alice: It's 0kay. Knowing her, we'll see her soon.

(meanwhile)

Luvenia: Selenia! Did you find Zulto yet?

Selenia: *up in a tree* Nope...I wonder...

Ookamoni: (sees them in the tree) I didn't know evolution was going backwards! Either that or your a hedgehog trying to hecome a squirell. Hmph, so stupid.

Selenia: And who are you?

Luvenia: ??? *gets scared*

Ookamoni: Just passin' by. (looks in the distance) Let me guess, yet another town was destroyed by something stupid.

Matthias:*takes a walk in the park*

runner:hey selenia,i heard your house got burned down,i live with destiney and she has lots of rooms,if you ever want to you can stay there,instead of with shadow,just a thought *runs around looking for people to sell stuff to*

Mazda:(at Blaze's house) Anybodu home!?!

Blaze: Yeah, who is it?

Alice: (takes out balls of yarn) Would you like to buy some yarn and help rebuild the city? Twenty bucks each!

Selenia: Uh okay, sure. Thank you

blaze:got anything else

runner:yep, *takes out mason the hedgefox dolls* same price as the yarn

blaze:ill take ten of the mason dolls and five of the yarn *pays them*

(esle where, Zulto is walking....but his mind is slowly detroitating and the his so caled alergy dosent exist....he is simply dying one by one)

Zulto: Ughh...what a headach...

Ookamoni:(walks by and sees him) What's your problem?

Selenia: *sopts Zulto* There he is!

Luvenia: yay!

Selenia: I have to talk to him...something about last time still gives me the wrong thought...

runner:what makes you say that

Zulto: *head on head* Huh?..Oh, hey guys...ughh.....

Ookamoni: Beat it! Can't you see I'm extremely busy?

Selenia: *ignoring Ookamoni* You okay? you dont seem too good...

Zulto: Just...a little headach, thats all...*small smile*

Ookamoni: Of course he's not! Just look at him. Clearly something's poisoned him.

Selenia: Do you want me to heal?

runner:.....

Mazda: (runs in) I'll sell you some medcine!!! And anything else you want!

Alice: Way to be subtle. ^-^

Selenia: *gives them a look* not.....helping...*to Zulto* I don't think it's a headache...though...

runner:i agree with selenia

Alice: I'm niot sure. Maybe you should get to a hospital?

(in the distance, Ray ang Eggman blew up the remaining hospitals)

Alice: -_- Or not...

Zulto: I said its fine...in fact, Im feeling better already!

Alice: (looms over him in a scary way) Nonsense! (cracks knuckles) I've been waiting a long time to put my healing tecniquest to work!

Mazda: O.o

Alice: I'll fix the boo boo now!!!!!!!!!!!!

runner:i dont think thats a good idea

Selenia: LUVENIA!

Luvenia: *noms Alice*

Ookamoni: So? It's a funny idea. *sigh* I love watching suckers in pain.

runner:hehe,quick thinking selenia

Alice: (looks at Luvenia) Kawaiiiiiiiiii! (noms Luvenia back)

Selenia: *punches Ooka* like yourself...*to zulto* I can make you something to eat...that'l help*To runner* I got quick thinking ^^

Ookamoni: Pfft. I'm the banished Prince of Hell, the true Grim Reaper! It'll take much more than a punch to hurt me.

Alice: *still nomming!*

runner:hmm,well i think i should get going *runs back to destineys house*

Selenia: Okay...see you

Luvenia: *still noming*

Zulto: *slowly and quietly begins shifting away from the gruop* ...

Selenia: *walks to Zulto* If you need anything, just let me know. *gives him a hug, then walks away* It makes me feel sad to see someone in pain...*walks off*

Luvenia: *stops noming* Selenia?

Matthias:*Mysterously appears in front of Zulto*How would you like to buy some healing cookies?

runner:*comes back*well i can scratch out going back to destineys house right now

Zulto: Im fine. -_-

Alice: *still nomming Luvenia* Delicious!

Mazda: Aliiiiiiiice!

runner:*prys alice off of luvenia*

Ookamoni: Geeze you people are weird. I'm out! *disappears*

Mazda: Good riddence: You can't trust a demon. So...where's our next stop?

Alice:...Oh, it's Jet!

Selenia: *looks at them from a tree*

runner:hmmmm

Mazda: This is a tough one. All he likes is treasure, and we can't sell him that without loosing money.

Alice: Maybe we can sell him some fake emerald paperweights or something?

Matthias:*grabs some latest extreme gear*Okay lets go and sell these babys to Jet.

runner:hmmm,you sure matthias

Alice: Sweet! These things cost big bucks! If we play our cards right, we can make a fortune!

Mazda: So what're we waiting for?

Selenia: *drops her crystaline emerald*

Mazda: *picks up emerald* Hey wait! we could sell this too! (walks away )

runner:huh,hey,wait,i think selenia dropped that

Luvenia: Oh no! get back here! that emerald is very rare!

Mazda: Huh? Oh, sorry. This yours?

runner:*takes the emerald and gives it back to selenia*

Mazda: Geeze, sorry. I didn't know.

Luvenia: I need that emera-

Selenia: Thanks...Luvenia...You can't use the emer-*Luvenia snatches It from her*

Luvenia: IT IS ALL MINE!!!!! >:D

Mazda" Luvenia, stop acting crazy!......Speaking of crazy, I wonder what happened to Elise???

\Matthias:*at jet's house and knocking on door*(so many edit conflicts XD)

Jet: Yeah what?!?

(and I know!!!)

runner:*takes emerald form her* maybe i should hold onto it for you

Luvenia: *fake cries*

Selenia: I can't trust anyone with the emerald...they think it's something to take over the world with...but if you want you can ^^

Matthias:Would you like to buy the latest extreme gears. Thier only $100 each.

runner:alright *puts it in hios pocket* dont worry,i wont let anyone get it

Luvenia: *noms Runer*

Jet: It depends. How fast are these? I only take the fastest exteeme gear!

(in the distance, Alicxe comes up on her fan, riding it like extreme gear)

Alice: This gear is capable of going upwards of 300 mph!

Jet: Sold!!!!! I'll take 'em all!

runner:*takes out crowbar and prys her off of him*

Luvenia: *sticking on him like glue*

runner:*trys harder to get her off*

Luvenia: *still noming him, now grabing his ears hard*

runner:ow*trys with all his might to get her off*

Luvenia: *trying to stay on, but yanks his ears to stay on while Noming him*

Elise...Returns!!!!!!!!!
(On top of a skyscraper under construction, Elise watches the city hapilly)

Elise: You may think you've won, but soon, yes very soon, I will have Sonic! He will be mine, and you'll all pay for what you did.

(takes out a chaops emerald and laughs as a few remaining Amy clones appear behind her)

Amys: Yes master?

Elise: Find that cloning machine. Become an Army again. Then, bring me every hedgehog in town! Mwahahahaha!

Amys: Yes milady...thumb|300px|right|Elise's villain theme! Mwahahaha!

(meanwhile)

Selenia: LUVENIA! LET GO!

runner:*trys even harder to get her off*

Mazda: Wow this is getting us nowhere faster than Sonic.

Alice: Auuuuuuu. Stop it you guys! This is madness!

Luvenia: *stops, then falls asleep because tired*

runner:*gets thorwn back from trying so hard to get her off and loses grip of crow bar and it goes flying in the air* finaly got her off *crow bar hits his head and he faints*

Mazda: Madness? This is Sonic City!!!!!!!! (tries to kick her but she slaps him first)

Alice: Don't even think about it!

Luvenia: *asleep* .........

Selenia: *scoffs* you guys are so random...

runner:*wakes up* why does my head hurt

Selenia: Luvenia nomed you hard...*helps him up* Sorry about that...

runner:its alright,so what next

Luvenia: *asleep*

Selenia: Get somethin to eat?

runner:ok,guess that'll work

Mazda: I'm payin'

(and I uploaded those paintings!)

runner:ok,so where are we going

Alice: Chinese!

Mazda: I kinda want Mexican...

runner:niether

Alice: Then maybe Italian?

Mazda: I feel like a burger.

runner:i thyink id like a steak

Mazda: I'm good with that.

Alice: Same...(walks off with them.

Selenia: *gets a call, then closes it* I have to go...shadow needs me...

Luvenia: For what?

runner:oh,do you want us to bring you anything back

Selenia: It's alright...I-I-I can make it if I do it fast...s-seeya all later..*walks, then runs*

Luvenia: Selenia! What happened?!

runner:hmmm,im a bit worried about her

Selenia: *zooms off*

Luvenia: I dont know what's happening....

runner:hmmmm,im gonna find out *follows her making sure not to bem seen*

(later)

Shadow: do you have it?

Selenia: yeah...*gives him the money she got from selling, then a chaos emerald*

Shadow: Good, this'l pay your rent...got anymore?

Selenia: No....

Shadow: that's it? pathetic...

runner:shes paying him to stay there,thats not right

Shadow: *looks at Runner* Well well...

Selenia: Wha?

Shadow: I don't want my sister to live in the streets...

runner:i dont think its right to have her pay you to stay there,remeber selenia,you can comes stay at destineys house,she wouldnt mind,might be a bit better than having to pay shadow to rent a room

(meanwhile with Alice)

Alice: Watching from crystal ball) How dare he!?! Auuuuuuu I'd wipe that look off his face with my fans if I cpould!

Mazda: I can't believe she's living with Ahura there!

Alice: Ahura?

Mazda: Uhhh, I mean a hero! We all know Selenia's pretty great!

Luvenia: SO YOU ARE SPYING ON HER! D:<

(Meanwhile with Shadow)

Ookamoni: (walks in) What seems to be the problem here?

Shadow: Nothing...

Selenia: *looks away* Im gonna go somewhere...*grabs Ahura and leaves*

Shadow: Hmph....

Ookamoni: You know, what if I bought out the girl??? (pieces of gold start pouring from Ookamoniu's hand) All yours, for the girl...

Shadow: She's all yours....

(Light: OH NOES!)

(somewhere else)

Selenia: *carrying Ahura, who is asleep*

Ookamoni: (comes up from behind, almost growling as he says) That child is the missing half of Mazda. I'll reap your soul, WITHOUT HESITATION, if that child gets anywhere near Mazda! (grabs her hair_) Am I understood!?!

runner:*makes him let go of her* stop it

Selenia: *crying, holding Ahura tightly to her*

runner:.....

Ookamoni: (almost attacked runner, but saw a strange person come into the alley)

???:How pitiful...abandoned and alone...yet perfect bait...

OOkamoni: I see. (walks away)They're all you'rs!

???(takes off hood and is really Elise) With you three, I'll certainly capture Mazda!

(hundreds of Amys surround them, capturing them as Elise starts laughing her head off)

Selenia: *uses a shield strong enough*

(elise neutralizes the sheild with her Chaos Emerald and they're captured)

Elise: Now that I'm sure Mazda will fall into my hands, I can focus on my Sonic!!!!!!!

runner:LET GO *uses spin dash to knock them away*

(Elise locks them all in place with the power of Chaos. You guys are gon' get captured!!!!)

Elise: (walks over to ahura) How precious...maybe our little hedgehogs can play together someday.

runner:grrr *tries to break free*

(suddenly, a blast of energy hits Elisa)

Zulto: Not so fast lady...Im taking you down!!!! and your obssesion for the blue blur will end here and now!!!!

Selenia: Zulto! *runs to him, while holding Ahura*

runner:someone help

Elise" (blocks blast with Chaos emeral) Get him Amys....Heh heh.

Amys: Sonic! Oh my God it's Sonic! Sonic have my babies!!!

Zulto: *smiling, but frowns* Aghh...that stupid headachs getting worse!!...*sees the mays, eyes get wide* Oh God!!!! *fires a large blast at the Amys*

(it starts getting dark out)

runner:still trying to break free*

Selenia: [thoughts] ''I can't do anything with Ahura with me....Now what...?! ''*Watches helplesy*

Elise: (captures them in a cage of chaos) Let me make this clear! You're going to be bait! You're going to behave while I lure Mazda and Sonic to my lair! Then if you're lucky I'll give you to the Amys wshen I'm done with you! Got it!!!

(teleports them to her base., but Zulto teleports out of it right before it goes to her base..)

Selenia: You will pay for this!

runner:grrr *seems different now*

Elise: (throws control collart over runner) Now, I want you to lure Sonic here. Sonic and all his friends! Amys! Find every hedgehog! Do whatever with the girls!

Amys: Girls? Girls? Girls?

runner:*growls,starts turning into a werehog from it being night*

(meanwhile with Mazda)

Mazda: Man, that place was ab rip off! No way a steak should copst that much!

Luvenia: *runs to Mazda* MAZDA MAZDA MAZDA MAZDA!!! *panting* Elise *pant* Is *pant* Alive *pant* and has *pant Selenia, runner, and Ahura! *gasp*

Alice: Okay say that again but without the panting.

Selenia: ELISE IS ALIVE AND HAS CAPTURED SELENIA RUNNER, AND AHURA!!!!! *coughs as loud as possible, for forcing herself* I couldn't do anything....

Mazda: No...

Alice: What should we do???

Mazda:*super SUPER dramatically* We get the canon characters!

Luvenia: B-But how?! I am only a human...*cries*

Zlto: That dosent mean you cant help...

Luvenia: *wipes her tears* Selenia told me that I had powers....she says I can change things....but I don't have powers....*crys more* I dont have powers...Selenia lied...

Mazda: Exactly.(puts hand over shoulder) I mean, look at some of the canon characters. There's cream and cheese, and Big, and Knuckles does more hsrm than good. You're way more capable than them! So I want you to find as msany canon characters as possible, find a weapon, then meet us at city hall! 'Cause us and the conon characters are goin' to war!

sonic:*hiding in his closet*

Luvenia: *gets everyone, then finds Sonic* S-Sonic...?

sonic:t-too..many..a-amys

Luvenia: But Everyone's going to win...Selenia, and road runner were captured...including Ahura...*at least help your Ex girl...* please help us...

sonic:..................................................................................................................................

Alice: C'mon Sonic. come out of the closet!

Mazda: *snickering*

Alice:Ugh. C'mon! every other canon character joined!

Knuckles: Yeah saonic! Donm't be a baby.

Taiols:Even i joined!

Luvenia: *quietly* Do it for Selenia....*holds her small hand to him*

sonic:.................... *takes her hand*

Luvenia: *smiles* Good, now Cmon! We have a battle to win!

Sonic:*nods*

The final battle
Ray: Okay doctor! time for the big guns!!!!!!!

Eggman:Right. We'll provide cover while Team Sonic, Mazda, Alice, Luvenia, and Zulto find out captives!

MazdaL Correct. and feel free to use as much force as necesarry.

Ray: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Zulto: Elisa has made this too personal...taking most of my friends like that!!....Shes mine to take care of...the rest of you free them. *teleports off to somewhere near the base*

Shadow: Im in...

Luvenia: Lets go!

Aluice: Hops on fan gear) C'mon!

Mazda: (Takes Luvenia and flies with her)

Ray:Ready doctor? >:D

Eggman: Bring out the egg armada!!!!

(all the airships start dropping bombs on the sea of pink...and red)

Luvenia: I wonder....

(in the base)

runner:*tries to take the contorl collar off*

Chip: *wakes up* huh? i must have passed out from eating too much chocolate..... hey, where am i?

runner:get this thing off me *still trying to get the collar off,and chip thinks hes sonic*

Selenia: *feeding Ahura* there there...Everything is alright...

runner:........ *gives up*

Selenia: My powers are disabled in this cage...

runner:hmmm,so were stuck here,cant you think of anyway to get us out

(outside)

Sonic: Alnmost there guys!

Mazda: Man, what idiot made thsi crazy roleplay?

Alice:Probably soemc omputer nerd with no life(XD)

(That's the fifth time I tried writing thsat!!! too many editing conflicts. T^T)

(runner-hey,iresemble that remark)

(Light: Too much conflicts....not enough time! TwT)

Selenia: I hope....

runner:wait a sec,your emerald *takes it out of his pocket,*

Selenia: *grabs the emerald* I forgot about that! Can you please hold Ahura for me?

runner:ok *takes Ahura*

Ahura: *asleep*

Selenia: *grabs the emerald, then does a small chant* Crystaline emerald...help us escape this situation...and protect everyone we love...

runner:......,i hope this works

(Meanwhile some where else)

Matthias:*takes a walk in the park again*

(everyone's peeved about editing conflicts and you're gonna write that???)

Matthias:*walks into Elise fortress and notices the captured Selenis and co.*Hello guys and gal. what's up.

Elise: Just getting my Sonic ...For eternity!

(outside)

Tails: Ray, get rid of the Amys in our way!

Ray: Got it!(fires giant laseerr to melt them)

Ray: Laugh with me doctor!

Both: Mwahahahahsa!

(in the mase)

Mazda: Alright, we're here to save you!

Sonic: Yeah we're-...Elise!

Elise: *holding Ahura* Hello Sonic...look...it's a boy.

Mazda: What the...the...*vomits*

Selenia: *from Cage* Ahura! *growling*

Luvenia: *looks at Selenia, covered in scars* What...did you do...to Selenia...?!

Matthias:*grabs baby from Elise*this is not your baby. It's a friends of mine.*kicks Elise to the ground*

Elise: I locked Runner in there with her! Oh runner...

(runner appeared, possesed and ready to fight them)

Elise: Destroy them...And save the blue one for me.

runner:*trys to resist but does what she tells him*

Matthias:Sorry Runner but I have to hurt you. Shining Cross!*a cross with blades on upper three ends appears*

Alice: *Takes blade fans* I'll be gentle runner.

Mazda: Matthias...my son please...

Alice: What tjhe fu-

Selenia: *escapes, then wears her fathers cape*

Luvenia: S-Selenia! dont!

(eggman and Ray from base)

Ray: Wow, I seriously didn't see that coming.

Eggman: Kids these days and your plot twists.

runner:*still trying to resist but still attacks thme*

(back at the base)

Sonic: Elise! You're crazy!!!

Elise: Oh really?

Tailds: Yeah, you kind are your majesty.

Knuckles: Freak

Matthias:*Spins Shining Cross in dramactic ways*I'll save him Mazda. Hopefully I won't go Mordrid. *charges at Elise with Shining Cross pointed at her*

Selenia: *blocks both attacks* Leave my/our child out of this...

Elise: Sonic...why can't you love me!?! Why Why Why!?!?!

runner:*looks at selenia* time for you to get back in your cage

Selenia: Elise...your not the only Queen here...*to Runer* Fight it!

Matthias:Selenia I'm surprised that you blocked my Shining Cross. It pretty much pierces everything. And Elise, Sonic doesn't love because you're human.

Sonic: Elise we tried, but you're even more obsessed than Amy!

Elise: *really angrilly* Oh really!?!

Sonic: Not even Amy used an army to try finding me!

Elise: Sonic...you're going to love me if it kills us all! (reveals all seven chaos emeralds strapped to a bomb!)

runner:*attacks selenia*

Matthias:*attacks Runner and cuts him a few times with shining cross*

runner:gah,*grabs matthias by the neck and throws him in the ocean*

Knuckles: You're insane!

Elise: No...just lonely. (stares blankly) Everyone I loved...my father, mom, Sonic...everyone I thought loved me abandoned me. I just...I just want to be told...it's okay to live...If I have to die to hear those words...then so be it!

Selenia: *does a barrier only for Her and Elise* Elise...

Matthias:*Goes Super and comes back*(I didn't know there was an ocean nearby)

runner:*goes to the bomb*