User blog comment:Razzoom/Eh/@comment-3496444-20131124192028

Epic:I keep trying to remind Fastpager that poking Razzoom with a stick will not get him to get back to the RP, and that he has a life of his own. But he won't listen to me. Watch. Fastpager, the next time you get tempted to poke Razzoom, DO NOT DO IT.

[he said do it so do it]

Fastpager:[poke]

Epic:What Fastpager does not know that every second he bumps the roleplay or pomes Razzoom, he's electing to kill himself. It's worthless. He's going to die.

[do it again then watch lucky star]

Fastpager:[pokes]

Epic:And now he's getting bored and sacrificing his soul to Lucky Star. He will be nothing but an observer. Look at him there.

[worship it]

Fastpager:[closer to the screen]

Epic:And I tried again.

[please die]

Epic:And again. Again. Again. Againnnn. It's-[fastpager dies]