Talk:Jeremy D. the Fox

Jeremy's Torturing of Dismal is Met with Powerful Opposition
(Dismal can be seen tied onto a rusty chair, with no way of escaping. Jeremy is holding onto his Bowie knife.)

Dismal: *whimper*

Jeremy: You know, I'd like to test out my new weapons against you. And my choice [grins evilly] is the Bowie knife. Wanna know what it does, ya little fur burger?

Dismal: N-No...

Jeremy: THIS! [stabs Dismal int he leg with his Bowie knife]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Jeremy: You like that, Dismal?!

Dismal: I-It hurts!!

Jeremy: Good!! Just like Vendetta says, that's how you're supposed to feel! [cuts Dismal's leg wide open]

[Xenon appears~]

Xenon: Ah, what do we have here? *smirks*

Dismal: *sobbing*

Jeremy: [turns to Xenon] Well, hello there, Xenon. I'm just testing out my new arsenal of weapons used against Dismal and see how much misery he can endure.

Xenon: I see....how's he handling it so far? Not too well, is my only guess. *sees Dismal crying; snickers*

Jeremy: Yup. You guessed it right, Xenon. Now then. [moves his Bowie knife onto Dismal's head and drives through it]

Dismal: GGGHHAAAGH!!

Jeremy: [laughs evilly and pulls out his Bowie knife when Dismal dies]

Xenon: *snickers* An interesting way to die, indeed.

Jeremy: Indeed. And as soon as he regenerates, [pulls out a pencil from his pocket] I'm gonna give him the true meaning of a death note, Xenon.

(Dismal then regenerates and sees the note lying in front of him)

Dismal: Huh? (picks up the note)

(The note reads "You will be stabbed in the neck by a pencil." which was written by Jeremy)

Dismal: *whimpers* (drops the note and covers his neck with both hands)

(Jeremy creeps up behind Dismal)

Jeremy: Guess who? [stabs Dismal by the back of his neck with a pencil (which was sharp, since he sharpened them)]

Dismal: GAHH!!

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly] This is what I mean about death note, ya little sewer rat. [drives the pencil inside Dismal's neck even more, inflicting sheer pain]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!

(Meanwhile, in the Hyperverse...)

Ka: The troll named Dismal has died more times than all other Trolls put together. This frequent death is disturbing the natural balance. It must end. Protect the troll named Dismal.

Clotho: *bows* It will be done.

(The three Heralds fade as they descend into the middle universe (which is our world.Back with Jeremy, after Dismal dies of getting stabbed to death by a pencil, he waits for Dismal to regenerate. Jeremy has a Brass Knuckles in his possession)

Jeremy: [ties Dismal's hands onto both handles of the chair so he cannot block] Hehehe... I'm gonna enjoy this... [wraps his brass knuckles around his knuckles]

Dismal: Uuuhhhhhhh.......(wakes up)

(Dismal sees Jeremy with his Brass Knuckles wrapped around his hand. Jeremy smiles at him in a menacing manner.)

Dismal: *whimper*

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly, then spooks Dismal (as if he was going to punch Dismal with his Brass Knuckles, but doesn't)] BOOO!!!!

Dismal: WAHHH!! (flinches)

Jeremy: HAH! That's five for flinching! [punches Dismal 5 times onto his eye with his Brass Knuckles]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAGH!!

(After Jeremy punches Dismal five times in the eye with his Brass Knuckles, Desmal's eye swells up like a giant grapefruit)

Dismal: *crying*

(Someone is watching Jeremy...)

Jeremy: Aw, shut your yap, sewer rat! By the way, you must be hungry. How's about... [pulls out a 5-week old drumstick from his backpack] THIS?! [walks torwards Dismal, in an attempt to make Dismal eat a rotten drumstick]

Dismal: (Closes his mouth tightly) *muffled cries of protest*

Jeremy: Mmmmmm.... [moves his rotten drumstick to Dismal (making him smell the gross drumstick)] Smells good, doesn't it, Dismal?

Dismal: (Cringes away, whimpering)

Jeremy: Open wide and say "ahhhh" Dismal. [chuckles evilly as he shoves his 5-week old drumstick towards Dismal's closed mouth (which has a moldy feeling on the rotten drumstick)]

Dismal: Mmmmmph!!

(Suddenly, the drumstick is blasted out of Jeremy's hand by an Aura Sphere!)

Jeremy: What the--?! Who the heck did that?!

(A strange-looking creature is standing off to the side, with one hand outstretched.)

Jeremy: Huuuuh?

???: You will not harm this child any longer.

Jeremy: I beg to differ. He's already dead!

(Dismal, whose eye was swollen from earlier, does die from infection from the swelling to the eye)

???: Then that shall be his last death.

Jeremy: Psh! He's coming with me either way! I needed someone to relieve my stress and anger! [forms into a puddle, taking DIsmal with him (with Xenon following him); escaping Clotho]

Clotho: (ascends into the Hyperverse, allowing him to track Jeremy)

(They are warped into the Troll Moon base!)

Jeremy: [still firmly grasping onto Dismal] Heh. Troll Moon Base. Fascinating.

Dismal: No...no!! Not here!! Please!!

Jeremy: [grasps onto Dismal's neck] Ah, shut it.

(Then, a group of Trolls spots Jeremy, Dismal and Clotho!)

Toxic: Hey, that fox boy's stealing our department!

Tantrum: NOBODY STEALS MY JOB ON RIPPING DISMUTT'S YELLOW RUBBER GUTS AND FEEDING IT TO THE VULTURES!!!!!!

Mac: [spots Clotho] So's that weirdo!

Tonic: Oh no they di-idn't!

Toxic: Get them!!! Take Dismutt so that NO ONE can steal our job!

(The Trolls charges at Jeremy, Dismal and Clotho! Without warning, a second being, highly similar to Clotho, materializes in between the Trolls and Clotho.)

???: (Calmly holds out one hand, and blasts the Trolls with Focus Blast)

Nightshade: How quaint of you to interfere with our capturing Dismutt.

(Jeremy secretly and stealthy escapes with Dismal, so he can clone Dismal, this way they don't know the difference! But Atropos ascends into the Hyperverse to follow him unseen...)

Toxic: [to ???] Hey you! Get out of our way, 'cause Dismutt's ours!

???: The one you so cruelly refer to as "Dismutt" belongs to nobody but himself. (throws a Flash Cannon at Toxic)

Toxic: WAH!! Biggie, do something!

Biggie: Duhhh okay. [uses Mega Punch against ???]

???: [Dodges by becoming ephemeral (basically, the attack went right through him)]

[The Flash Cannon hits Toxic.]

Toxic: GAH!!!

Tantrum: [uses the Raegface against ???]

???: ...really? That was it? (Strikes Tantrum with Freezing Slash)

(While the Heralds are battling against the Trolls, Jeremy is starting to clone Dismal so the Heralds and the Trolls won't know the difference)

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly and starts up the machine that clones Dismal]

Dismal: (Inside) Let me out!!

???: Do you believe that a mere clone will fool The Heralds of Death?

Jeremy: Apparently, yes.

(Then, Mac and the others appear!)

Mac: Ghost, you and me are gonna stop that freakazoid, while Frost and Punchout's gonna stop fox boy from stealing our job from torturing Dismutt!

Ghost: Right! [performs a Scary Face on ??? as a form of distraction]

???: (Retaliates with Sing; Ghost becomes drowsy)

Punchout: Give us Dismutt back, you fox boy!

Jeremy: Totally not gonna happen!

Frost: You asked for it! [charges towards Jeremy]

(??? is suddenly attacked from behind by mac's powerful Spindash!)

(SFX-WHUD!!!)

Jeremy: [whacks Frost with his 2x4]

Frost: YEOW!!!!

Punchout: Ohh boy.

???: (Staggers forward a few feet; to Mac) I must admit you caught me by surprise, Troll...(both hands glow with spatial energy)

Mac: [laughs] Is that supposed to scare me?!

(Dismal is eventually cloned! Punchout was thrown by Jeremy, and he flies towards ???!)

???: (Throws two Spacial Rends; one at Mac, and the other at Punchout)

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly] Now to make myself scarce.... [grabs the real Dismal and dashes off]

Frost: [groans and spots Dismal (a clone)] AHA! [grabs Dismal (clone by the neck] You're ours now, Dismutt!

???: *through telepathy* Clotho, Lachesis...the fox is escaping. [leaves the room]

Toxic: [growls] Initiate Lockdown mode! No idiots shall get away without Dismutt!

Frost: Wha...? [notices that the Dismal clone is fake] oh that fox is good...

(The Troll base seals all exits, meaning that Jeremy and the Heralds of Death cannot escape! Atropos finally locates Jeremy.)

Jeremy: [growls at Atropos]

Atropos: Why must this innocent child's suffering bring you such joy?

Jeremy: Because he's my one and only personal stress reliever! Now, run off and go pick on someone else.

(Then, Clotho and Lachesis appear.)

Clotho: He is not an object for you to treat as you please!

Lachesis: And his constant dying is disrupting The Everything.

Jeremy: Like I give a crap!

Clotho: No...I wouldn't expect such a self-centered mortal to care.

Jeremy: Oh boo-FREAKIN'-hoo! Are you gonna start with the waterworks and beg?!

Clotho: Hardly.

(The orbs on the back of his hands begin to glow brightly.)

Clotho: Instead, I will make YOU beg!

Jeremy: HA! As if!

(A rapier, thrown by Toxic out of nowhere, stabs Clotho! He looks down at the rapier protruding from his side, and pulls it out as if it were nothing, leaving no trace of a wound.)

Clotho: Attacking from behind. So like a Troll.

(He whips around with frightening speed and hurls the rapier like a knife, where it impales Toxic between the eyes.)

Toxic: GAH!!!! [holds his impaled eye] TROLLS!!! GET THEM!!!!!

(Hordes of Trolls goes after the 3 deities and Jeremy in an attempt to stop them from capturing Dismal!)

Clotho: Enough of this!! Heralds!! Let us rain death upon these Trolls!!

(Lachesis and Atropos nod, and attack the Trolls with Divine Storm, while Clotho does the same. Shards of pure Holy Magic practically drown the Trolls. While the remaining Trolls are still battling against the three deities, Jeremy secretly escapes the base with Dismal, preventing the three deities from noticing this. The Trolls fall quickly to the Divine Storm onslaught, and the Heralds ascend into the Hyperverse in order to re-track Jeremy.)

Tonic: Hey, get back here! Grr...

(Back with Jeremy and the three deities, Jeremy emerges onto Mobius)

Jeremy: [chucks Dismal at a wall, seemingly ditching him, before he runs off]

Dismal: Guh!!

Lachesis: It's probably a trap.

Clotho: I don't care. Ka gave us a task, and we will complete it.

(Atropos floats over to Dismal, who cowers away. Johnny, Jeremy's counterpart, happens to be walking by, minding his own business)

Johnny: [whistles (obviously listening to his music) and sees Dismal] What the--? Dismal?? [rushes over to him] What happened to you?!

Dismal: I-It was Jeremy...!!

(Atropos stands to one side, allowing Johnny to approach.)

Johnny: Him again?! Oh great... Where'd he go?

Dismal: I-I don't kn-know...h-he just threw me a-against this wall a-and ran off...!!

Johnny; Wow... [sighs] Unbelievable.

Dismal: *sniffling and whimpering*

Johnny: Dude... [gives Dismal a comforting hug] It's all right...

(Dismal huddles against Johnny like a frightened child.)

Johnny: I'll do whatever it takes to stop Jeremy... I hope...

Dismal: (Looks up at Johnny) *low whine*

Johnny: I know what'll make you feel better, Dismal.

Dismal: (Wipes nose) Wh-What?

(Johnny sets Dismal down and reaches for his bag and pulls out a chocolate candy bar!)

Johnny: Here ya go ^^. [gives Dismal a chocolate candy bar] I'd eat it, but I had lunch, so I think you deserve it, Dismal.

Dismal: H-Huh? R-Really...?!
 * (Ryu-Chocolate; the ultimate comfort food.)
 * (Jon-Lol yups XD)

Johnny: Of course ^^. I love sharing with my friends, Dismal.

Dismal: Th-Thank you, but...I don't have anything to give you...

Johnny: I'm fine with it. What's more important is that I want to make my friends happy, even you Dismal.

Dismal: *sniffle* Thank you...(hugs Johnny)

Johnny: [pats Dismal's head] That's what friends are for, Dismal ^^.

Dismal: ^^

(Johnny sees the three deities and was startled, at first, thinking that they are evil)

Hmm...
I wonder what Jeremy would think if he met up with Dismal's Moebian counterpart...--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 19:42, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Wasn't planning on it maybe? JohnnyD-the-VGNerd 19:55, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

You're not even going to look at his page? ':/--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 19:56, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

I already saw. JohnnyD-the-VGNerd 19:58, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Well then, what do you think...?--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 19:58, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty okay. JohnnyD-the-VGNerd 19:59, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

....you don't like the idea of Dagmar exacting karma on Jeremy, do you? >:3--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 20:00, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Eh. IDC. JohnnyD-the-VGNerd 20:01, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh...

Dagmar: ...