User blog:Smash The Echidna/Funny Group Quotes

You may have noticed in some of my character's pages, a section called "Memorable Quotes". Well, Some of the funnies quotes from my characters wouldn't really be as great if it weren't for the other lines in the conversation. But where would I put those quotes if it came from multiple characters?

Here, I suppose.

Here I'm going to post up several group quotes that I found amusing in all the different roleplays I've been in.

 Casual Danger Dialog  ~ Odyssey

"Everyone, try to stick together! If you get separated, we could get scattered across the dimensions!"

"oh lord." Smash flatly said.

Inconspicious ~ Odyssey

"We need to find some place we can settle down and plan. I don't think that staying in the middle of a park is very inconspicuous," Levi said, aware of the people slowly gathering around them.

Smash shook his head. "I agree. The big airship behind us isn't helping, either."

Gizmo frowned. "Well, where do you want me to put this thing?" He asked. "I doubt they have parking lots for airships around here."

New Robot Master? ~ Odyssey

"Going somewhere?" Ibara asked casually.

"ACK! It's Plant Woman!!" Splice cried out

Duct Tape Solves Everything ~ Odyssey

Gizmo's airship had landed safely in a little clearing. The groans of the ship had slowly halted as the ship powered down. Gizmo let out a small sigh of relief. "Okay guys, I'll handle the repairs and everything." He said, standing up from his seat. "I guess a few of you could stay and help, but we need people to stop V's group from reaching the stone."

"Can't believe that the ship was being held together by duct tape all this time..." Smash muttered aloud, looking at all the seemingly random lines of tape along the walls, ceiling and floors. Gizmo glanced at him with a sweat drop rolling down the side of his face.

"Duct tape solves everything." Splice joked. "Anyway, Who all is going out?"

Too Crazy for Smash ~ Natural Enemies.

"What the heck is WRONG with people these days!? First there was the Jelly Donut Protest, and now THIS!?"

"I dunno, Smash." Pearl shrugged, "It seems like the world just keeps getting crazier every other month."

Ignorance is Bliss ~ Natural Enemies

"You mean Statyx is probably fighting with The Followers?" Gizmo asked, looking shocked.

"This can't end well," Paroi said.

Kyle slowly rubbed his temple with his two fingers. "I thought it was important that we stayed together..."

"Don't worry; Statyx is the best of the best." Fou said matter-of-factly. "There's no way he'll lose to these guys."

"Oh course he is," Paroi said, rather sarcastically.

"He is." Fou said sharply at Paroi, glaring.

Ah, the blissful ignorance of a naive child. Were Smash's thoughts as he shook his head. Why do you think the whole team was supposed to avoid them? He looked towards Eiji, hoping he had a plan ready.

Nobody Gets Along in the Cosmic Championship ~ Cosmic Championship

Aero:Heh hehe I know I'm a bandit and trust me if you got any gold hand it over or your not gonna like where your going to Die!

Tendril's shadow: *rolls eyes* and i thought Tendril was acting like a jerk.

Aero:I heard that!(takes a deep breath)The only reason I became a Bandit!Is because people treated me as an outcast!Do you know what thats like huh huh!

Tendril's shadow: in a way yes. until the Shadow Crystal Cloud Tournament i could've sworn i was the only living shadow in existence.

Tendril: i haven't but i bet i can top that.

Tendril: i've had an experience far worse than anything you've gone through, bandit.

Aero:Really you have been sent on fire and had all your fur burned completely grey other then a few brown stripes!

Tendril: ever lost a family member? well i've lost my whole home town! and on my sixth birthday too!

Aero:I lost my whole village everybody died except me and my brothers!

Tendril: yeah, lucky you. i had no one! everyone in my home town was killed by a random army of light beasts! I was all alone until i met Tsunami.

Eclipse: Will you two SHUT UP! Your lives suck, we get it! It's not a contest to see who's lamer! Now please... I'm trying to concentrate.

"Thank you." Smash said, sounding aggravated. "Don't you guys have anything better to do? I mean, really?"

Tendril: not until the fight starts.

"So until then, just keep your bickering to yourself." He said. "That goes for all of you. I'm tired of hearing all that crap, it's an endless contest to top eachother! 'I'm gonna win the tournament!' 'You won't get past me.' 'I've beat an army!' 'I've beat a navy!' 'I'm an outcast!' 'I'm wanted in 15 countries!' 'I'm the only one that likes me!' Just stop. No one wants to hear all of that." He then looked at Aero. "And if I catch you stealing anything in here, that will be it. Do I make myself clear?"

Tendril: *shrugs*

Eclipse: *grabs Tendril by the neck* I'm not one for rules, and I don't feel like waiting for four other fighters to kick your ass. Do I make myself clear?

I'll be looking around for some more, and post them up here whenever I find some. The Cosmic Championship one was by far the longest out of all of them.