Talk:The Random Rangers

XD Wow, I like the name! "To the Idiotmobile!!!" 22:22, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

LOL thanks :D--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 22:23, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

How'ed this come to be? (i read the description at the top, but didn't want to have to read though the roleplay to find out) "To the Idiotmobile!!!"  22:24, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Iunno. I guess it's because they're so random, and ranger also starts with an "R".--  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----*wheeze* 22:26, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

That it does! :P "To the Idiotmobile!!!"  22:27, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Ryuuuuuuuuu! My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 04:56, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yus?--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 04:58, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

I gots somebody who wants to meet the Random Rangers~... My favorite odds:  | improbable ones.

Kewl =3

Unfortunately, I'm going to go to bed now..--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 05:03, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Drat... Some other time then. My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 05:04, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

You can set it up at least, if you want.--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 05:07, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Will do. My favorite odds:  | improbable ones. 05:08, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

The Random Rangers meet the Joker of Hearts
It had been an average day for the Random Rangers. They had gone to the Duncan Hills coffee shop, Toxic had hit on Ryu seven times only to have her friends murder him in new ways, Linebeck an Rouge got into yet other fight when the crossed paths, and Kotuu and Vira challenged Albus and Shanoa to a friendly duel.

But that was about to change.

While the group was en-route back to their favorite caffeinated beverage store they noticed something very strange blocking their path: A non-mobian lion... wearing a black tee-shirt.

"JUDAS PRIEST IT'S A LION!! GET IN THE CAR!!" Ryu yelled.

"But we don't have a car," said Linebeck.

The lion flattened its ears at Ryu's outburst, glaring at the purple cat for disrupting the quiet that always followed it wherever it went.

"Uhh...sorry," she said to it, upon seeing its reaction.

The lion blinked upon hearing this, not expecting an apology in the least. It sat down and looked at Ryu confusedly.

"Huh? What's wrong?" she asked it, looking confused herself.

Not being able to talk, the great cat let of a sort of growling whine and cocked its head, trying to let the confusion it was experiencing show more than just a look in its eyes.

"I'm not sure it understood you, Ryu," said Kotuu.

After contemplating what the dragonoid said for a moment or two, it nodded.

Everyone stared.

"Then how'd it understand you??" Ryu asked Kotuu. He just shrugged.

The Lion looked as if were going to try and communicate something else, but before it could a bright green light enveloped it. When the light faded both the Lion and his shirt were nowhere to be seen.

"Strange... The shirted b******s normally attack on sight..." a voice from behind commented once the big-cat was gone.

Everyone jumped and whipped around.

Standing there was the most peculiar looking of overlanders. She wore a red Gothic/Victorian dress with a matching top-hat, a pair of knee-high, black boots with exposed steel plating on the toes, and had seemingly naturally purple hair. The most unsettling things about her, however, were her glowing green eyes.

"Whaaaaaaa?!" was everyone's reaction.

"Who're you?" Ryu asked.

The stranger smiled, revealing her abnormally pointy teeth. "Silly Kittymorph, you should know that's a question that's rather hard for a Joker to answer."

"Uhhhh...a Joker...?"

"She looks more like a vampire to me," Albus whispered to Shanoa.

"You don't know what a Jok-" The stranger began to ask, snarling rather nastily and pulling out a glowing green deck of cards when she caught Albus' comment. "I'm no sparkling blood-sucker, cutey-kitty! Utter those words again and I'll fondle yer foxy's gerbil so fast she won't know what hit her!"


 * (Hunt- Just to clarify, she's threatening to horribly injure Shanoa, not touch her inappropriately.)
 * (Ryu-Thank goodness XD)

"I have no idea what the hell you just said," said Albus, who had already pulled out Agartha and was now pointing it at the strange woman. "But if you even think about touching Shanoa...!!"

"I think I can take care of myself, Albus," said the fox in question. He blushed lightly.

"I know that.."

"I'm not liking the way those cards are glowing," said Linebeck, eying the deck with suspicion.

The strangers green-eyes flicked back and forth between those who spoke, finally coming to rest on the sailor-ferret. "I don't believe I've seen anything like you on the island... You're not a robot, are you?"

Linebeck just blinked.

"Whaaaaaaaaa??"

"Yep, most definitely not a robot...... How about an animated sock?" For whatever the reason, she looked as if he might say "yes".

"I am not a sock!!" he cried, looking quite disturbed.

"Then what are you?!" Quicker than anyone could trace, she moved so that her face was less than an inch away from the poor ferret's. "I must know!"

He fell over with a yelp, startled.

"I'm a ferret!!" he said.

"Fur... ret..?" Somehow, this simple word seemed to bewilder her.

"No, 'fehr-ret'."

"Fehr-ret? Ferret? You're a ferret?"

"Yes."

"Alright... And what is it you... Ferrets, do?" If the exchange prior didn't make it clear, the stranger truly didn't know the first thing about Linebeck's kind.

".....umm...."

"Well, Jokers have great fun with the fabric of reality, you see." She said after a few minutes of awkward silence, holding up the glowing-green deck of cards.

"Umm...okay," said Ryu, blinking.

Another handful of awkward minutes of silence pass, during which the "Joker's" eyes never left poor Linebeck. The ferret was looking very nervous now, and who could blame him? Luckily for the sailor, her silent attention suddenly shifted to Albus. The cat jumped slightly, not expecting this.

As the stranger stared into the demon-hunter's eyes, her own began to glow brighter. "Something... Improbable..." She muttered under her breath, taking a step back.

"What do you mean, improbable?" said Albus, looking confused.

Albus' vision began to blur, the stranger's eyes beginning to grow both brighter and larger to him as she took another step back, continuing to mutter and mumble under her breath.

His eyes widened in fear and confusion.

"What are you doing...?!"

"SOMETHING IMPROBABLE!!!" The Joker bellowed in response, surging forward and snatching up Albus before jumping into a nearby tree, all in a matter of a second or two.

Albus didn't even have time to cry out in surprise before he was snatched up. The others just stared in shocked silence, which the kidnapper seemed to enjoy.

"And now for my next trick," She began, reaching into a pocket and grinning with what could only be described as insanity.

"Oh crap...!! What are you doooiiiiiing?!"

Out of the pocket came forth a pair of green-glowing dice, covered in strange symbols rather than numbers. "I'm setting the stage for a fun afternoon, of course!" was her sing-song reply.

He looked at the green dice with a mingled expression of fear and confusion.

"Don't worry, they're not for you, Cutey-kitty!" With that, she tossed the dice towards the remainder of the Random Rangers.


 * (Hunt-# of sides on dice: 18 Results: 3,2 Effect: Homing Lightning and Chaos Dice. Explodes into type of energy on impact. Figured you should know the process.)
 * (Ryu-Ooohhh boy =P okay then)

After leaving her hand the dice flew in the type of arc anyone would expect them to, until they bounced off the air two feet off the ground with an unnaturally loud clack! that is.

The Rangers stared at the dice as they bounced on the empty air, entranced with a horrified fascination.

The same couldn't be said for the dice, however, as they continued on their path, bouncing and clattering on a collision course with the Mobians (and Halfbreed).

"They're gonna hit us!!" Kotuu yelled.

"Hit the dirt!!"

The four leaped out of the way of the approaching dice. Unfortunately for them, the dice didn't seem to like the prospect of missing in the slightest and decided to turn and give chase to the nearest of the now scattered group. This action got a giggle out of Albus' captor.

The nearest Ranger just happened to be Kotuu. He got up and turned around, just in time to see the dice flying towards him.

"OHSHI-"

He turned and fled, gaining enough speed to stay ahead of the dice. After a short while of chasing, the dice lost interest and headed for the next closest Ranger; Linebeck. The ferret managed to duck below the dice as soon as they came shooting towards him.

Unfortunately and rather impossibly, one of the dice completely halted in its forward motion, dropping straight down to explode in a blast electricity upon impact with the sailor ferret. The other die kept on going, bouncing across it's two-foot-high invisible table in hopes of soon being able to explode on someone soon.

"GAAAHHHH!!!"

The fried ferret stumbled away, his fur and clothes charred and smoking a bit. The stranger, who was now holding Albus rather... Intimately... couldn't help but laughed at the first explosive report and result as the second die clattered towards Shanoa.

"Melio Scutum!!"

A large shield manifested itself in front of Shanoa. The die, not being able to detect the barricade, smashed strait into it, letting off an explosion of Chaos energy when it did. The spectating Joker applauded the move despite her own failing to harm the vixen.

The explosion forced Shanoa back a step, but did not make her stumble. The shield disappeared.

"Good show, that one!" Came the Joker's praise from her shared tree.

"I'm not here to entertain!" Shanoa replied, looking annoyed.

"On the contrary, Foxymorph, everybody is here to entertain," came the rebuttal, stated with a sage-like tone. "Entertain our gods." Shanoa could hear a small complaint come from Albus as his captor squeezed him in a hug. "And one another as well as ourselves."

This left Shanoa looking very confused, earning a sigh from the Joker.

"You'll understand some day."

"Umm....okaaaay..."

A second pair of dice fall from the tree and start to clatter half a foot above the ground like the others did, aiming for the nearest Random Rangers as the stranger broke into laughter.

"Now, entertain me!!"


 * (Hunt-rolled numbers: 3, 17. Effects: Lightning and generic energy)

"Oh snap!"

The Joker laughed for a bit more before looking to Albus, smiling in an unsettling way as her dice caused more havoc amongst his friends.

Albus stared back at her, wearing an expression of great disturbance.

"What's wrong cutey-kitty? Kittymorph got yer tongue?"

"Uhhhh...."

The stranger simply stared at him, waiting for him to spit out what he's thinking.

".....you are scaring me," he finally said.

"I scare everyone, kitty. Don't be afraid of telling me that," The stranger replied, apparently taking it in stride.

"Okaaay..."

An explosion sounds, causing the already smiling green-eyed woman to smile wider.

"There goes another one."

Kotuumath shook his head vigorously, trying to clear his head after getting caught off-guard by one of the dice. Unfortunately, the second one wasn't far off and was clattering towards him, intent on knocking the dragonoid out.

"That's it...!"

He pulled out his sword and held it like a baseball bat, intent on knocking the die out of the air. However, the homing weapon rather randomly started clattering in place as if deciding what to do next, thus robbing the halfbreed of his prior plan.

"Oh come on...!!"

It started clattering away from him at this, denying him the pleasure of denying it a victim by heading towards Ryushu, moving at the same speed it was before it had stopped.

I had a really good idea! They're coming, you know. The Eidolons. And there's nothing anyone can do to silence them. 02:34, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Okay.--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 02:36, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Well, new character, Darquo Corneria. No page as of yet. but I had an amazing TP scenario in mind between him and the Rangers. They're coming, you know. The Eidolons. And there's nothing anyone can do to silence them. 02:41, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Okay.--  ~I am the Holder of Om Nom Nom!~  "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!" 02:42, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

The Random Rangers Meet Darquo Corneria
[The Rangers are having coffee at the Duncan Hills Coffee Shop, listening to the news]

Newsreader: ...in other news, the wanted criminal known as Darquo Corneria has claimed another victim. G.U.N. have released a statement that 93,000 Mobiums will be offered to the person or group who can bring him in.

Ryu: Why's the world going to Hell? [sips her cappuccino]

Shanoa: *shrug*

Albus: I bet we could bring this guy in...

[So, that night, the Rangers are out on the streets of the last place he was spotted.]

Linebeck: Kinda creepy out here...

[A mocking, yet creepy voice echoes out from the darkness.]

???: I know. Lovely, isn't it?

[They all jump.]

Ryu: Who's there?!

[A figure wearing a white opera mask with black swirls and a black Victorian evening coat steps out of the darkness, right behind Ryu]

???: Me.

Ryu: FU-

[She whips around.]

???: A pleasure to meet you. May I inquire as to why you are out at such a late hour?

Ryu: Uhhhh...........looking for a criminal?

???: A criminal, eh? Dangerous business... Would this criminal be the notorious Darquo Corneria mentioned on the news?

Kotuu: Yeah! That's him!

???: *chuckles* Well, that's interesting... It's nice to know I'm getting so much publicity. *grins disturbingly*

Albus: OHSHI-

Ryu: It's him! D8

Darquo: I was wondering when you'd figure it out. *chuckles, fades back into the darkness*

[Silence, then an obsidian hunting knife with an ebonywood is flung out of the shadows straight at Kotuu!]