Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5255416-20161216051705

Lately, there has been a lot of confusion regarding what meets and what doesn't meet standards. Fortunately for all of you peasants, the great and wise Skullzworth is here to set the record straight and make things as simple and clear as possible (what a great guy).

A few months ago, there was a vote (THAT LASTED TWO FRICKIN DAYS AND NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT, GOSH DARN IT GAME-) that changed the standards to where all pages now follow a simple, easy-to-understand rule: Your page must have two paragraphs or else it gets the standards template. Now, you might be thinking to yourself, "But Skull! How many sentences does a paragraph need?" While this is mostly subjective, I believe that three sentences is the minimum for a paragraph.

To make things easier to follow, I've created a brand new character to set an example as to what a bare standards page should look like. His name is literally Bare Standards, and I love him...and now so should you because he highlights the lowest qualities your page needs in order to meet our standards. Just follow in Bare Standards's faint footsteps and you'll never have to fear a standards template again!

tldr: Vote Bare (Bearnie) Standards for President 2020! 