User blog:TomFeatherhill/Unofficial Spoof Articles

Various times... Look I can't be stuffed.

Cosmos is officially married to Tails!

Nope. Dreamers gotta dream. She dies, so, yes. I fail to remember things...

So here's the start of new articles, maybe. Probably too silly to be articles but anyway.

It's Acorn. Sally Acorn.
Sally Acorn is an agent who works for Gun. Despite her rather open appearance, she is quite ashamed that female squirrels do not have to wear any top. However, she takes this as a complimentary feature - she could swim easier. She would kill if she discovers that she was killed.

Anyway, this is one of my fave sites now. Wikia as a whole. Anyway, see you soon!