Roleplay talk:SFW Forces/Act 1/@comment-34754462-20180507144644

You should expect the expected, and nothing more!

Cause you’ve all heard this song and dance before!

Our moves are stale, our harmony’s bland

But we’re just another (woo-hoo!) generic boyband!

I've got a bold confession, and I think it's time you knew.

I'm into you specifically, girl and no other girl will do.

(Instrumental)

Yo, yo, yo! We’re bringing it weak and we’re bringing it lame!

Whatever we can do to keep it all the same!

We're focus-tested, and radio-friendly!

The only thing that matters is that we stay trendy!

You're unique, you're complex and interesting, girl

And I'm not being hyperbolic.

Let's carve our name into a tree.

It's vandalism... but it's symbolic!

(Instrumental)

You should expect the expected, and nothing more!

Cause you’ve all heard this song and dance before!

Our phony-baloney image and brand 'cause we're just another -- Huh! -- generic boy band!

Those feelings for my special girl..

We'll do the things you want to do.

And take a trip to the place you like.

But be home before CURFEW!!!