Roleplay:Sonic Salesmen

A roleplay where fanon characters try selling stuff to canon characters. Let the randomness begin!

Rules
Let's get these over with.
 * No godmodding
 * No using other people's characters without their permission.
 * Keep swearing to a minimum.
 * No trolls or vandals
 * No extreme romantic stuff. Flirting and kissing are okay, but not like Sonelise *shudders*
 * Treat other players with respect
 * Have fun.

Also, you can be either a canon character, fanon character, or both! You can also sell anything you want too.

Characters
Fanon salesmen Canon Customers
 * Mazda, Alice, and Ray playesd by Wh!te$tar
 * Quentin the Beaver (1LugiaLover)
 * Blues the Squirrel (1LugiaLover)
 * Dash, Flash, and Crash the Cheetah Triplets (1LugiaLover)
 * Gregory(Greg) the Chameleon (1LugiaLover)
 * Lightning Selenia" the Hedgehog, She wears a very super sexy uniform. but that doesn't bother her XD (2315)
 * Luvenia Evanosky, She loves to glomp and nom Ray (since he's the clumbsy one) and loves to tease Mazda, she also wears a very super cute Bunny suite (2315)
 * road runner the hedgehog (sonic15) (he wants to make some more money)
 * Gold The Light
 * Silver the Hedgehog played by Wh!te$tar
 * Blaze the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Big the Cat (1LugiaLover)
 * Froggy the..... Frog.....-.- (1LugiaLover) XD
 * Cream the Rabbit (1LugiaLover)
 * Shadow the (emo) Hedgehog, LOL (2315)
 * Eggman
 * Chip

Roleplay part 1
Mazda: Man Ray, you're certainly the character.

Ray: I didn't mean to. I just slipped.

Alice: And now we have to pay to fix that Wall-Mart. C'mon, if we sell enough stuff, we can pay for the damages.

Mazda: Maybe even with some stuff left over!

Alice: Let's not push it (looks at map) Okay, our first customer is Shadow!

Mazda: Just look for the house with searchlight and steel walls.

(they walk up to Shadow's door and ring the bell)

Shadow: How the hell is it?!

runner:nope,not going to shadow first *goes to silvers house*

Silver: Yeah? Who is it?

runner:hello silver,would you care to buy a pair of these *shows him light speed shoes* there hard to find,and with this special offer,you get two pairs for the price if one,one $20.00

Silver:If I buy them, people will stop making fun of me for being slow...Sold!!!

Gold: Here ya go Eggman! *gives package*

Eggman: .... *bomb explodes* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flees*

(can we add a canon salesman. i have this cute yet funny gag set up for Chip from Sonic Unleashed)

(sure, but try leaving questions on the talk page.)

(Meanwhile....XD)

Costumer: I will give you 100 bucks, if you just sleep with me! :D

Selenia: For the millionth time, 'NO!!!! ' I don't want to!

Customer: I will give you whatever you want!

Selenia: *facepalm* please, I just need 20 dollars for the guns, please...

Customer: *gives up, then puts the 20 bucks and 3o dollar tip in her bra*

runner:and,back in this time silver,the ladieslove these,especialy mouse girls with green hair *winks* (hes talking about gwen the mouse)

Goldy: hey Sonic! Would you like this ChiliDog that gives you extra speed?

sonic:how much,10,15,20,i dont care,how much for it,ill gladly pay

Gold: 20 bucks..

sonic:ill give you 30 *pays her*

Goldy: Here ya go! *gives Chilidog*

sonic:*takes a deep breath* ahhhhh *eats it*

Chip: *knocks on Eggman's door*

Eggman: *opens it* What is it?!

Chip: Hey mister, want some chocolate? all profits go to a worthy cause...

Eggman: you mean like destroying sonic>

Chip: no.....i mean like helping the local Wal-Mart be fixed.

Eggman: no. i don't like chocolate.

Chip: Come on!

Eggman: NO!!

Chip: pweeeze?

Eggman: NO!

Chip: BUY IT!

Eggman: NO NEVER!

Chip: *looks a little scary and demented* BUY THE G****** CHOCOLATE!

Eggaman: 0_0 *slams door*

Chip: *eye twitches angrily*

Chip: GGGAAAAAAAHHHH YOU BUY SOME CHOCOLATE OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! *bangs on the door*

Gold: *backs away* 0__0

Gold: umm.... Ill buy a chocolete Chip..

Chip: *suddenly turns normal* ok! that'll be 3 dollars! :D

Gold: Sure! Heres 3 eggman Bucks! *gives*

Chip:*looks at dollars*.......these are fake.

Gold: oh.. Wrong ones! *gives REAL dollars* Robotnik dollars dont work for animals anymore..

Chip: thenk you! *giver her chocolate bar* Grrrr...*goes back to Eggman's door and keeps yelling threats and curses and bangs on the door*

(back to runner and silver)

runner:so,you gonna buy,come on,i dont have all day

silver:so you sure they work

runner;tested em myself

silver:so,you said mouse girls with green hair like these

runner:yes

silver:no thanks,ive already got a mouse girl with green hair that likes me

runner:*hits head on wall* thats who im talking about

silver:oh,so thisll help me get her to like me more

runner;sure,whatever

silver;ok here *pays him*

runner:finaly *gives him the light speed shoes*

silver:so you sure...

runner:*slams the door*well at least i got a good 20 bucks out of it

(Back to Chip)

Gold: *eats chocete* MMMMMM...... Chaos Chocolate!

Chip: *crashes through eggman's window* BUY THE GOD**** MUTHA ***** CHOCOLATE OR I KEEL YOU!!!!!

Eggman: AAAAAAAA *runs out of the house*

Eggman: FIRST. A BOMB! SECOND. A CRAZY MOUSE!

runner;let me show you how its done kid,but this choclate give you powers to help defeat sonic

Chip: AAAAAAAAAA!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU *****! AND I HEARD THAT CRAZY REMARK!!!!

Eggman: *girl scream* *throws cash at chip*