Roleplay:Coming to America

The hilarious story of a Russian immigrant adjusting to life in the United States!

Plot
Nikolai the Hamster is a Russian soldier with a drinking problem. When the government starts going after him, he panics. Nikolai decides that he needs to emigrate from his country. However, he accidentally gets a plane ticket to the United States, and the last thing he wants is to live in a capitalist country. But it's too late to change the ticket, and he only has so much time to avoid the government. He boards a plane to New York City, where he quickly learns that things are very different than they were in Russia.

The government knows where Nikolai emigrated to, however, and they're relentless...

Rules

 * No godmodding, powerplaying, etc.
 * Swearing is fair game, but don't overdo it.
 * No highly sexual content (sex).
 * Don't go into too much detail with the gore.
 * Fourth wall breaks and references are allowed.
 * Paragraph format only.

Participants
(dont join pls this sucks)
 * Okami

Protagonists
Characters that are on Nikolai's side. They can be either heroes, anti-heroes, villains, or anti-villains; it doesn't matter, as long as they're defending Nikolai.


 * Nikolai the Hamster

Neutral
These characters frankly don't give a damn about anyone.



Antagonists
These characters are on the side of the Russian government. Again, alignment doesn't matter.