Roleplay:J's New Girlfriend

This RP involves J's new girlfriend, Cindy, and how others react to them being together. (NOTE: This is NOT set in the future.)

Heroes
These characters support J and Cindy's pairing.
 * Cindy "Cindi" Rose (played by Vamp or anyone w/ permission (ask me or Vamp))
 * J the Hedgehog (played by JMB)
 * Johnny D. the Fox (played by JMB)
 * Alyssa the Wolf (played by Shima)
 * Shima the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Hali the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Ruby the Goddess (played by Shima)
 * Suzanne the Raccoon(played by Cherrysan96)
 * Glacian Nation (played by KP)

Neutral
These characters are indifferent to J and Cindy's pairing.
 * Raeverai and Raeserai [these two will only cause trouble-played by artemis]
 * Kaizer and Vertigo the Hedgehogs (both played by JMB)
 * Amy Rose (played by anyone; Cindy's twin sister (although Cindy is older than her), constantly mistakes J for Sonic, which results in her getting belted with the Poki Poki Hammer)

Villains
These characters do not support J and Cindi's pairing and will try to break them apart.
 * The Trolls (played by anyone)
 * Dr. Eggman (played by anyone)

Part 1
(In Chaos City with J...)

J: [whistling while wandering around the streets of Chaos City]

(Then, J hears someone)

J: [hears a voice, that sounded like Amy] Oh crud it-- wait... her voice isn't like Amy's...

???: J! (A hedgehog that looks almost identical to Amy, but in different clothing, and a bit older, jumps out in front of J)

J: [confused, then turns around to see an Amy look-a-like] ?? [gets hugged, then he blushes]

???: I'm your biggest fan!

J: [smiles while blushing] I guess my wonderful racing skills have paid off... [turns to ???] So who are you? You look a lot like Amy, the one who's way obsessed with Sonic.

(Meanwhile, the Trolls are spying on them!)

Bolt: [running around like a doofus (not able to spy on J and Cindy)] :B

Toxic: So, I have this great idea about what we can do to J's new girlfriend.

Solar: What is it?

Toxic: First, we throw water balloons at them. Oops...I mean...(looks at Dismal, who's minding his own business)...the scapegoat throws water balloons.

Dismal: (Looks around) Huh?

Toxic: Oh, Dismal! I need you to do something for me!

Dismal: Uh....

[Toxic points to a bag full of water balloons.]

Toxic: Now, do you see those two over there? [points to J and Cindi]

Dismal: Y-Yeah...

Toxic: You need to throw water balloons at them.

Dismal: H-Huh?! But why...?!

Toxic: Uhh.....they're....they're suffering from heat stroke!

Dismal: Heat stroke...?

Toxic: Yeah! You need to use the water balloons to help cool them off!

Dismal: Uhh.....

[Toxic thrusts the bag into Dismal's hands.]

Toxic: Now go help them before they overheat!

Dismal: Uhh.....okay....

Toxic: Just don't tell them why you're doing it, though.

(Then, Toxic feels something on his head, Bolt's drooling!)

Bolt: [drools onto Toxic] Hurrrrr.... :B

Toxic: Ugh!! (grabs Bolt and throws him)

Bolt: [gets thrown back by Toxic] Ow. [runs around like a buffoon, and drools all over the place, covering himself in slobber, the Trolls groans in disgust]

Tantrum: GRRRR!!!! [pummels Bolt] I can't believe we have to bring this retard here!

[Dismal nods rather reluctantly and walks away. Back with J and Cindy...Dismal is hiding behind a bush.]

Dismal: *sigh* I guess I should get this over with.....[picks up a water balloon and chucks it at J and Cindi)

J: [spots a water balloon and freezes it with Chaos Control] Though I can't see it coming? Heh. [uses his finger and throws the water balloon back to Dismal, but it splashes on Toxic instead]

Toxic: Hey!

[Dismal chucks another one.]

(J and Cindy swiftly dodges it)

J: I know you're in there Trolls. Come out quietly and we'll go easy on you.

Toxic: (motions for Dismal to keep throwing)

Dismal: Ooohhhhhh.......[throws another one]

J: [easily grabs the water balloon without causing it to burst] Water balloons? Cheesy. Here's how you throw a water balloon! [throws the water balloon (by performing a mean curveball) and throws it to Toxic]

(The water balloon curves through Toxic and it hits Solar instead!)

Solar: Ugh!

Dismal: *whispering to Toxic* Wh-What do I do now?!

Toxic: *whispering* Throw the whole bag!

[Dismal gets up and throws the bag with both hands, but the force makes him fall over.]

???: "YAAAAAH!"

[Cameron drops down from a tree along with some Black Operations Troopers, they shoot Water Balloons out of their rifles!]

J: [points to Cameron] It's Cameron!

Dismal: Waaahhhhh!!

Cameron: "Splat!"

[SFX: SPLOOOOSH!!]

J: Trolls just never learn...

(Dismal is cowering on the ground, his hands on his head. Then someone behind him kicks him and he was flying in the air.)

Dismal: AAAAAGH!!

Suzanne: And stay away from Cindi you pervert!!!!!!

J: [confused] "Cindi"?

Suzanne: Yes her name is Cindi. What think her name was Amy.

(Dismal launches right into a tree hole. His top half is stuck inside, and yes, that means his rear and legs are hanging out XD. Cameron and his troops are not stopping. Dismal tries to pull himself out of the tree.)

Dismal: Uurrrgh!! Unh!! (tires out) *moan*

(Tantrum looks over and sees Dismal stuck helplessly in the tree. He starts to grin evilly. Tantrum is then shot by a real rifle.)

Tantrum: GUH!!

Cindy: Huh? What's... going on?

J: Trolls. But don't worry. They won't bother us.

Cindy: Oh, okay. I'm Cindy, Cindy Rose. Amy's my sister, see? (giggles)

J: Yeah, I know Amy. [sweat drops] She mistakes me for Sonic everytime she sees me -_-'...

Cindy: (whispers) I was always the smart one...

Suzanne:and I'm Suzanne the Raccoon Cindi's Best friend.

J: [nods to Suzanne] Cool ^_^.

Cindy: Hi, Suzy!

Suzanne: Hey Cindi, what up girlfriend.

Cindy: (To J) ...Will you teach me how to be a great racer like you?

J: [wraps his arm around to Cindy] Why of course I can!

Cindy: Thank you! (hugs J)

J: [hugs Cindy back] You're welcome ^_^!

Cindy: I have my own car... I just can't drive it very well...

Suzanne:Trust me she can't.

(Dismal is still stuck in the tree.)

J: Speaking of can't... [turns to Dismal, who is struggling to get out]

Toxic: Dismal, you failed! Now they're going to die of heat exhaustion!

J: Well you're an EPIC FAIL, Toxic! Chaos Control! [freezes Toxic and jumps and roundhouses the tree, nearly breaking it in half, but freeing Dismal]

Dismal: WAAUUGH!! (falls out onto his butt) OW!!

J: Hang on, Dismal! CHAOS CONTROL! [teleports Dismal to Dr. Carson's hospital, before teleporting back in front of Cindy and Suzanne]

Cindy: Wow... you're so heroic, J...

J: Why, thank you, Cindy ^_^! Anyway, you told me you need help in perfecting your driving skills, right?

Cindy: Uh-huh. I'll go get my car. (walks off)

(She returns a few minutes later with a car, identical in design to Amy's roadster in Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing, but a lot more streamlined, and blue, with her name where Amy's would normally be.)

J: Cool car ^_^!

Cindy: Thanks! ^^ I can't drive it very well though... :(

J: Hmmm.... I know what to do!

Cindy: I knew you would, J! ^_^

(So J and Cindy drives back inside his garage and installs a device to Cindy's car known as "Driver Assist")

Cindy: What does that do?

J: It's designed to assist your driving. You can turn it on or off. Let's go to Chaos Speedway and we'll begin perfecting your driving skills ^_^!

(The two arrives at Chaos Speedway)

(Meanwhile, in Dr. Carson's hospital...)

Dismal: Wh-Wha..?! Wh-Wh-What am I d-doing h-h-here?! *whimper* This is bad.....

(A nurse sees him.)

Nurse: Is something wrong?

Dismal: *whimper* I j-just want t-to leave....

Nurse: Well, you're obviously here for a reason.

(Dismal shakes his head, but the nurse walks over to him and picks him up.)

Dismal: No!! L-Let go.....!!

Nurse: (Starts walking away) It's alright. I'm just going to see if there's anything ailing you.

Dismal: B-But I'm n-not s-s-sick!!

(The nurse doesn't listen and continues to walk away.)

Dismal: NOOOOOOOO!!

(Meanwhile, again...)

J: Okay! [jumps off from Cindy's car and runs around and looks at Cindy] You ready for this, Cindy?

Cindy: Uh-huh! Ready! ^_^

J: Cool! My unique trophy truck [points to the Desert Hawk] will show you. Just follow its moves and you'll be able to be a great racing driver in no time. Good luck! [kisses Cindy on the cheek before running off torwarads the stands]

Desert Hawk: [drives and Cindy is behind J's trohy truck] Let us begin with your training.

Cindy: Okay!

(The driver assist is off, so Cindy carefully follows on what the Desert Hawk is doing. She makes some mistakes, at first, but then after 3 hours of practice, she finally gets the hang of it.)

Cindy: Haha! Look at me, J! I'm doing it!

J: YAY ^_^!

Desert Hawk: [pulls over (with Cindy following suit)] Training complete. Not bad.

Cindy: (giggles) :)

J: [jumps off from the stands and runs towards Cindy] That was awesome ^_^!

Cindy: (hugs J)

(Back in Chaos City hospital...)

Nurse: (Sets Dismal down on a stainless steel table) Now, just relax. This won't hurt a bit.

Dismal: (Huddled up on the table, sniffling and crying) P-Please.....l-l-leave me alone.....

(The nurse puts on a stethoscope and walks back over to the table. Dismal scoots away from her.)
 * (Ryu-no one wants to help me play the nurses...?)

Nurse: It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you. (places a gentle hand on Dismal's back)


 * (Time to bring in Trainee Doctor!)

TD: What do you want me to do?