User blog:Mr.Zaya/Isaiah's Tales of Epix-Book 1

Isaiah:Eh, I brought you all here for- aw, who cares? It breaks the fourth wall and wastes time. Let's just get on with it.

Shred:YO!

Isaiah:HEY!

Jason:WAZZUP!

Madness:Hi.

Isaiah, Shred and Jason:...

Madness:What?

Isaiah:PAWNCH! *punches Madness in the wall*

Isaiah:So that was...

Shred:Our first skit!

Jason:Way to steal the plot, Shred.

Shred:...

Isaiah:Well! Moving on! What now, fellas?

Shred: Watch Eddsworld?

Jason:...NO. *walks out*

Isaiah:Hey! Hammer and fail!


 * 1...2...3...GO!!*

Isaiah & Shred: *jump into the computer*

Isaiah:WEEEEE!!!!

Shred:WOOHHOOOOO!!!!

Isaiah & Shred:*dies, bleeding with their heads in the computer screen*

Isaiah:That didn't turn out well....

Shred:Sure didn't.

Isaiah:Let's go skiing!

Isaiah:*falls off the cliff* AHHH! Well, I'm a spirit, so I have to rest of eternity to do stuff! But what, and on who...? WHO?!

Shred:...Isaiah?

Isaiah:Sorry folks! That's all for today!

Jason:...Sure is.