Talk:Jake the "Wolf"

Alright, let's hear what all of you think of this fella.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:10, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Very good!WARIO! BRAWL! CUCKOO CLOCKZ! DOON BUGGEH! 18:17, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

I hope you're talking about the content of the page, otherwise you have a twisted sense of good and evil.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:24, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hehehe...WARIO! BRAWL! CUCKOO CLOCKZ! DOON BUGGEH! 18:24, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: Grr....I smell a CHAUVINIST PIG!!

Shanoa: Where?!

Gwendolyn: Let's get 'im!

Obsidain:*nervous*...Uh..yes...That guy!

(Ryu pulls out her Chicago Typewriter.)

Ryu: Where are ya, Flaky Jakey?

Justin: Hold it all of you! He isn't like the other chauvanists; he's an actual threat in battle!

Obsidain:[thinking] If I'm a threat, I wonder if that gets me off the hook, then...

Ryu: ?

Shanoa: O RLY? What makes him more of a threat than any other chauvinist pig out there, huh?

Obsidain:[thinking] maybe not...

Justin: He's not like the others. He won't bother trying to seduce you; if he wants it, he'll try and take it.

Obsidain:What? No proffesional touch?

Shanoa: All the better reason to smite him on sight.

Justin: Did you not hear me? He's stronger than Toxic!

Ryu: Hmm...dis means we'll need moar firepower.

Obsidain:If ya don't try to seduce them, you get no proffesional touch, now do you?

Gwendolyn: ...

Obsidina:*realizes the others* Whoops...

Justin: You don't get it! He's assaulted girls before! There may come a time when he doesn't restrain himself...

Ryu: I'd like to see him try to come after us!

Obsidain:ARTEMIS! GET ME OUT OF-....DONT YOU DARE ADD THAT CATEGORY!

Justin: Ryu, Jake is way stronger than me. He gives Statyx a tough time! Do you want to face that?

Ryu: Well...maybe I don't want to...but I want to see him...*Ganon voice*...DIE.

Vendetta: I agree with the purple cat.

Justin: You ain't the only ones.

Ryu: Then he must DIE!


 * (Ryu-Speaking of which, my wolf charas are quite disgusted with him...)

Alucard: You dare to call yourself a wolf?!

Jeremy: PAH! Jake is nothing more than a child who obviously can't even trust us Moebians and does nothing more than make dumb, worthless insults and also whines like Dismal. He's like Nerin, only worse.

Jake: Oh yeah!? *forms a giant claw around his arm, then backhands Jeremy into a tree*

(Jeremy easily regenerates from his body (which was filled with water) that was ripped in half and laughs)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly after regenerating (and feeling no pain at all)] How naive of you.

Jake: *slams his hand down on top of Jeremy*

(But Jeremy easily coutners Jake's attack and whips him with sheer force with Aqua Palm, sending him skywards)

(SFX- SPLOOSH!!)

Jeremy: [smirks] Sheesh, and I thought most of the Mobians had trouble controlling their emotions.

Jake: *covers his other arm in a giant dark claw, then extends the arms and squishes Jeremy between them, then flings him several meters away* Give it up you stupid giant rat, before I decide to make your bimbo of a girlfriend pay for your mistake!

Jeremy: [is a puddle] What, that's it? That's your biggest insult you gave me? HA! It's impossible to defeat me, Jake the so-called wolf! You need to be sent to animal control!

(Jeremy's aquatic form goes inside of Jake's mouth, easily stopping him cold (but not killing him, rather critically injuring him)!)

Good character. I like him... ish. A bit too dark for a Sonic character in my mind. -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 22:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Then it's a good thing he's just the Moebius counterpart of my fursona.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 22:40, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Moebian Relations
Hey, I was just wondering, how do people think Jake would get along with the Moebian counterparts of their characters?--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:50, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...let's see, I have Mandy, Lucius and Vincent...he might think Lucius is too "high class"...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 18:51, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Dunno. Depends, I guess.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  18:51, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, read his description and think about how he'd interact with your Moebians. I wanna expand the circle of people he knows.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 18:54, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I dont know how he'll act towards Scilla and Idalis, but he and Ven, for some reason, might act like allies. Though, I dunno.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  18:56, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Unless they're strong enough to be a problem or even beat him in a fight, he'll only harass them.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...I think he'd get along with Vincent and Lucius...keep him away from Mandy, though.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:01, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Remember, he verbally assaults and abuses any and all of his "friends", and has to have everything his way. And why keep him away from Mandy? Aside from the obvious of course.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:03, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Scilla definately wont be a problem for Jake, because she, like Sunny, cannot fight well. I'm not so sure about Ven. I know that Idalis might give him a hard time, maybe.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Then Scilla would not want to be alone with Jake under any means. Ven, he'd probably harass and "flirt" with, and Idalis he might actually leave alone.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:09, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Scilla is quite sensitive, so you're right about her staying away. Jake would probably drive Ven to her annoyance, so the two might fight often.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:14, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Makes sense.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Vincent would probably get annoyed, but Lucius is incredibly tolerant. Mandy, however, loves Kane (Kyle's Moebian counterpart), and would be furious with Jake for making advances on her.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:16, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also makes sense, but remember that unlike Justin, Jake is rather powerful. As for Mandy, Jake would only stop if she were strong enough to make him stop.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:17, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Should I add Jake to the "Relations With Other Characters" section on Ven's page?-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:20, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead!--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:21, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Would Jake like to help torture Dismal? >:3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:22, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

I've added him. Could ya check it out and see if there is anything I should change?-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:30, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

@Ryu: Nah. Dismal's already pathetic, so Jake doesn't have anything to prove or gain by torturing him.

@Sunny: Yeah, it's good.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:49, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Vincent: Awww, but it's fun!

Jake: Why waste my time against some lousy gray furball who can't put up a good fight? *sarcastically* No offense. *snickers*

Vincent: (Immediately has his Elephant Gun out) What did you say? *eye twitches*

Lucius: Let it go, Vincent...