Roleplay:Childhood Horrors!

This roleplay is about several heroes being transformed into 12/13 year olds by Eggman. It was created by 09jhero and is a free join!

Users
09jhero

ParaGoomba348

Sonicstar3000

kingofvegeta

Pandaboy2

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Heroes
Falco the Eagle (09jhero)

Hero the Echidna (09jhero)

Duan the Hedgehog (ParaGoomba348)

Floyd the Pink Echidna (ParaGoomba348)

JT the Androhog (Sonicstar3000)

Jesse the Echidna (Wolf9400)

Boombomb the Hedgehog (Boombomb)

galvtron the mecha-hog.

Lightning The Hedgehog (Pandaboy2)

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Villain
Dr. Eggman (anyone)

Rules
No G-modding.

No becoming an adult again until I say so, I want to stretch this out.

No serious sexual stuff.

No major swearing, or at least sensor it.

No breaking the fourth wall!

That's it for now.

Prologue
(Several heroes attack Eggman's base and break down a door)

Falco: (pointing at another door) There, he's through there!

"Got it," Jesse says, walking up to the door and quite literally kicking it off its hinges.

Hero: Lets go!

(The heroes run into the control room)

Eggman: Hello heroes!

Falco: What do you want, you clown.

Eggman: Just stand there and watch!

(Eggman pushes a button and the group are hit by a large light)

Falco: What is this?

"Oh great, a giant suntan," Jesse laughs.

Falco: Well then.

(Falco takes off his top and exposes himself to the rays)

Falco: i really need a tan right now!

Hero: (sighing) Falco, you are seriously stupid sometimes.

(Falco starts shrinking)

Falco: What the....

(Everyone else starts shrinking)

Hero: What's happening?

"Oh, you son of a--" mutters Jesse, voice steadily going higher in pitch.

Falco: (with a sqeaky voice) Hah Jesse, you sound like a chipmunk!

JT: (Relaxing at home.)

Hero: (with an equally sqeaky voice) Falco, you are really stupid!

"Screwed us over. Again," Jesse says, in an angry kiddy voice.

Falco: Hah hah, Jesse. You're like, twelve!

Hero: Falco, first of all, you're eleven, second of all, get out of the light!

Jesse steps back, a bit panicked, out of the light. "I'm gonna kill him."

(Falco and Hero get out of the light)

Falco: Dude, I have a girlfriend and now I'm eleven!

"Yeah well, suck it up. I'm married and have kids!" Jesse said, angrily.

Hero: Guys, later. We need to get out of here!

(The heroes start running and are chased by some Eggman robots)

Falco: (with his tiny legs) Can't run.

Jesse stumbles a bit, trying to run, but is still running better than Falco and Hero. "Keep up!"

(Hero manipulates the wind to keep up)

Falco: Guys, I'm smaller than you. I have tiny legs!

"Shut up and run!" Jesse exclaims, sliding under a group of hovering robots.

(Falco starts flying)

Falco: Hah hah, (in a rhyme) I can fly and you can't, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

"Stop being an immature prick and let's go!" Jesse exclaims, running as fast as he can go and dodging Eggman's robots.

Falco: No, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Hero: The exit is just up there!

Jesse runs for the exit. "We can make it!"

(The group jump out the window and run off into the forest)

Falco: So what now?

Hero: Well Falco, guess who lives nearby?

Falco: (gulping) Who?

Hero: (grinning) JT!

they Chapter 1 - A Second Childhood
[The kids arrive at JT's house and knock on the door]

"This is gonna suck," Jesse says, annoyed.

Falco: You think it will suck for you? What about me?

"You don't have a wife and kids," Jesse mutters.

Falco: Yeah but I have a girlfriend and we are staying with PJ!

JT: (opens and yawns) Oh, hey FalcOH MY GOD!

Falco: (glaring) Don't say anything!

Hero: Hi JT. Eggman did this t us and we need somewhere to stay.

Boombomb: *Has a Puberty feel to him* There kids, and Im 13... (Sigh) Oh my god... I hate you so much JT...

JT: (Begins to heavily laugh)

Falco: (going red and his voice gets higher in anger) Listen up PJ, stop laughing!

Jesse facepalms. This had to be the stupidest thing he'd ever gotten involved in.

Falco: Just let us in.

(Falco tries to walk past JT)

Hero: (sighing) Can we stay here?

Boombomb: Im not changing daipers... *Pushes JT out the way and picks up a Wiimote*

JT: Sure... but I'm gonna discuss rules at 5, y'know? Little hand on the 5? Big hand on the 12?

"We're not stupid," Jesse says, going in and sitting down on the couch.

JT: Oh hohohohooo.... I bet you aren't...

"I can still hear you," Jesse says, annoyed.

JT: Oh, I know (chuckles)

Boombomb: *Kicks JT's Shin* HA, LOSER.

JT: Grounded!!

(Falco creates a trip wire, which JT falls over)

Falco: Hah hah, PJ fell over!

Jesse sighs. Apparently, this was affecting the maturity of his friends too. He wasn't affected as much in that respect.

Hero: (sighing) Falco already had the maturity of an eleven year old, but now he has the body of aneleven year old and the maturity of a three year old. The only thing that could be worse than a young Falco would be if we started being treated like kids.

"Nice job, I think you put the ideah in JT's head," Jesse says, annoyed.

Hero: Nah, he'll be too busy arguing with Falco to even acknowledge our existence, I hope !

(SS3000: Trying to make this some funny irony)

JT: Falco you idiot! Do you want grounded too!?

Falco: You can't. Even though I'm eleven, you're still only like three months old.

JT: I'm supposed to look 17! And I can ground you, which means I'm revoking your Sherlock! Understand?

Falco: Sherlock? You mean you're banning me from the TV?

[JT Moves his head in an up-down motion, saying "yes"]

Falco: You son of a-

(Falco jumps onJT)

JT: Ahh! You little snot-bag, get off of me!!

Falco: No! You're gonna suffer everyday until we're cured!

Hero: (sighing) Falco that was the stupidest thing You have ever said!

[Later that evening]

JT: Everyone in the Sitting room!!

(The kids enter)

Hero: Please don't kick us out, Falco can't help himself.

JT: (whisper) Don't worry, I won't kick you out, but Falco won't help himself

Hero: So what are you gonna do with us?

JT: I'll tell all of you...

JT: Okay, everyone! We need to go through a few rules, ok? Here we go. JT: Ok, big announcment... You are all....
 * 1) No Fighting
 * 2) Bedtime is at 11:00 at the latest
 * 3) Share toys!!
 * 4) Don't break things
 * 5) The noise level should be low!!
 * 6) I HATE Being called 'PJ'!

Falco: Ok first of all-

Hero: (trying to stop Falco) What is the announcement?

JT: You guys are all going to school! Starting Tomorrow! :D

(Everyone looks horrified and Falco walks off)

Hero: Where are you going?

Falco: I'm going to kill myself.

JT: Well you are all normal, regular kids (exception : Falco), so you should go to school, like normal, regular kids.

Hero: (angrily) But I'm way more mature than them. I mean, I can see why you send Falco to school but why me? Now I have to go stop Falco from killing himself!

JT: Ugh... typical children...

(a large sound is heard outside)

Hero: (sighing) That'll be Falco jumping out the window.

JT: He can fly, right?

Hero: Not when he's trying to kill himself, stupid adult. He's probably broken his wing though.

JT: Hey, I'm 3 months old!!

Hero: (sarcastically) Really? I thought you were a big boy!

JT: Go to your room!

Hero: (grinning) You shouldn't worry about me when every second Falco lies out there injured means more time for you behind bars if I decide to call child services.

Jesse hadn't said a word about anything for a while, but then he spoke up. "If child services is called, you'll get arrested. Secondly, although I don't like that we'd have to go to school," (he said school with a shudder), "it would be worse if we were just wandering around in the daytime anyway."

Falco: (shouting from outside) I survived if anyone wants to help me.

"Care to go get him, Hero?" Jesse said, civilized. "He'll probably violate Rule Number 1 if I go."

(Hero sighs and heads out)

[Later, everyone is in bed, including JT, but Falco sneaks down]

Falco: (whispering) I'll watch Sherlock if it's the last thing I do! I recorded it!

(Falco turns on the TV and starts watching it)

Falco: Suckers.

[The next day, JT begins waking the kids up for school so Hero tries to wake up Falco]

Jesse was already up and ready to go hours before. He hadn't slept. He'd been too busy thinking about his family. None of the other guys affected had to deal with that, but what if he never did turn back?

Hero: Jesse! I need help in here. Falco's completely unconscious.

"That's probably because he stayed up and watched TV," Jesse says, entering the room.

Hero: Stupid bird.

(Hero pulls Falco out of the bed and he wakes up)

Falco: Ow.

"Get up, man, it's time to go to school," Jesse laughs.

Falco: No, I'll try to kill myself again!

Hero: Dude, your wing is broken. Don't do it again.

"Suck it up man. How can school be that bad?" Jesse asks.

Falco: It just is!

"So, then you want to be taken by child services, put in an orphanage, treated like crap, then forced to go to school anyway?" Jesse says.

Falco:(thinks for a second before speaking) God damn you.

"So let's go," Jesse says, walking out of the room. "So is a bus gonna pick us up or something?"

Hero: Yeah, I think, lets go.

Lightning: *waiting outside when they come, smaller and appears to be an 11 year old* Finally.

School
They stepped outside to wait for the bus. "I don't remember school," Jesse mutters to Hero. "I hope this isn't as bad as Falco keeps claiming."

Hero: (sighing) I've got a confession to make, I never went to school.

"Well, there's a first time for everything," Jesse says, trying to remember, but failing, if he went to school when he was younger.

Hero: I was taught by my master instead.

(Hero hears something in his pocket and pulls out a calculator that has eyes and a mouth on its screen)

Hero: What the?

galvtron aka the calculator:*Letters appear on it saying "Took you long enough!"*

(09jhero: I described him with a mouth so that he can speak)

Hero: A living calculator? I've seen it all.

galvtron aka the calculator:And a guy who is suprized by a calculator I'm suprized no-one has told you to suck a lemon.

Hero: Well, I've never seen a talking calculator before.

(They arrive at the bus stop and the bus arrives, so they get on it)

Hero: Here we go!

galvatron aka the calculator:You better not drop me,mate!

Jesse gets on, and as he does, he has no clue where he should sit. Maybe somebody would just ask him to sit with them. That would be a good start. He was already sick of Hero and Falco.

Falco: (to Hero) Oh yeah, school is terrible. The teachers hit you, you are fed awful food and it gets worse and worse.

Hero: (looking scared) Jesse, is it really that bad.

galvatron:Stop being a drama-king. It's not THAT bad.

Jesse sits in an empty seat. Well, this is a great start, he thought, sarcastically.

Falco: Shut up maths bo- thing.

Hero: Maths?

galvatron:How bout I text about how I'm gonna beat you when I get back to normal,how about that?

Falco: (to Hero) You don't know maths? This is gonna be entertaining!

galvatron:(to falco) come on bring it on!

(Falco pushes the sleep button)

Falco: Problem solved.

(the bus arrives and Hero goes pale)

Falco: Welcome to hell!

Jesse sighs at Falco's oddly audible comment and gets ready to get off the bus. He doesn't say anything.