User blog:SolariusFlare/Lololololdemotive

Well, I have a lot of demotivational and motivational quotes up my sleeve.

I will request permission in order to post some about other's characters/items; well, only one person.

Ryushu, I request your permission to put demotivational quotes on some of the characters under PPS-ownership.

=My Characters=

SFW
Aeonu Eclipse- Sure, you may have a Clock-blade, but that's not amazing enough..

Cameron- Who said Nerds can't be buff?

Lunar- Yea, sure Death, welcome to the Sonic Fanon, we're happy to take your transfer papers from Castlevania.

Solar- Knowing what's important to him but forgetting it half the time in an instant.

Shahooter- It took him Pi times a hundred thousand bullets (314159265 to stop an outrage.

Dragon Dieties- Blood, Magic, and anything else falling under those two respective categories..

Fascix- Too badass to use chemicals, they use implementation of rage instead..

Windstalkers- Ohey it's those guys from....what game was it called again...?

Clock-sabre- Nothing unusual about a big clock with spikes on it, right?

AMC- The Glacian Steroids..

PFW
Cameron Silverblaze- If your last name is Silverblaze, why isn't your hair in silver flames?

Solar- You may control time itself but Dialga sent you all the way to near Sky Peak with Roar of Time.

Lunar- Hello Hellhole!

Team BlastWave- They don't really stand up for their team name..

The Eclipse Organization- They're out to get you, and your little Arceus too.

=Other well-known characters= Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)- Get Starter, Get Badges, Qualify for Leagues, get ass kicked in semifinals, repeat.

Albus (Castlevania)- The man that uses a single-shot weapon that can go rapid fire.

Shanoa (Castlevania)- You may not have emotions or memories, but strangely enough you do have slight rage when you want to know something from your big brother.

Alucard (Castlevania)- REAL vampires slide backwards!

Dracula (Castlevania)- You recite a Bible passage before you die...ironic, isn't it?

Aeon (Castlevania)- Stop time, say something either derogatory or something in reference to time, impale someone with twelve small blades, open pocketwatch, big-ass blade lands on opponent, say catch phrase, that's how you do the Requiem of the Thirteenth Hour..

Team Plasma (Pokemon)- Too badass to use Rotom.

Edward Cullen (Twilight)- You're not a real vampire, Alucard says you're a disgrace.

Soma Cruz (Castlevania)- White Hair, High School Exchange Student, able to dominate souls, this has to mean something!

The Cipher Organization (Pokemon)- You guys are all in white and black, stop making me see monochrome!

Hexagon Brothers (Pokemon)- At least THESE people are dumb and smart at the same time...

Spongebob Squarepants- You were smart before, but your intelligence level lowered by over nine thousand.

ODSTs (Halo)- Feet first into Hell, Spartan.

Bigass Spiders- So big, they have health bars!

ROFLCoptor- Anyone need a ride?

Amy Rose (Sonic; no offense to anyone who likes her)- You keep on chasing a Hero just because he saved you, give it a rest!

Doomguy/The Marine (Doom)- How can we see your face in the HUD but not when we see you outside of it?

Charged Shot (Castlevania)- It was an Acerbatus! Glyph-in bullets...or is it Rapifen Bullets...?

Preps (In general)- ...So that's why my sister told me to avoid them, they're flirty...