Talk:Jeremy D. the Fox

Hey J

Can Z Be Friends with Jeremy And Zack be Enemys with Jeremy Nero the Hedgehog Lets Rock...  20:56, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Feel free to add them. J the Hedgehog --Don't be afraid to message me!  20:57, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey J

I Made a Pic of Jeremy For ya Hope ya Like it Nero the Hedgehog Lets Rock...  11:45, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Johnny D. The Fox  --I'm 19!!! WHOOOO!!!!!  11:51, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Being Water-aligned, Jeremy should also be weak to electric attacks.--*--  Blessed are the cracked  -- For they let in the light! 16:10, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

True. Or nature. Tigero The DreamWeaver 16:11, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Jeremy is vunerable against electric and fire, but he can also manipulate nature. --  An admin of SFW  -- PM me if ya need help! 16:12, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

So he's a Naturekinetic too?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 06:49, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Fire...? Well, it is your char, so I won't argue. Kinda like it, actually...Creative! Tigero The DreamWeaver 16:14, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I know this sounds dumb, but how would Jeremy treat Dismal?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 06:15, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

For who knows what Jeremy can do to Dismal. --  Johnny D. the Fox  -- Is a PSP-addicted fox 06:16, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Let's test it...

Jeremy Tortures Dismal
(Dismal happens to walk past Jeremy.)

Jeremy: [senses Dismal walking past by] Hold it right there, little kid!

Dismal: ? (stops)

Jeremy: Who are you, and what do you think you're doing, waltzing around the Moebian Dimension??

Dismal: Uhh.....my name's Dismal.....

Jeremy: Then I'm Jeremy. [gets an idea] Say, you're a Mobian, aren't you?

Dismal: Errr.......well........I'm s-supposed to be a Troll...but I guess I'm a Mobian too......

Kairu: (hanging from tree, staring at Jeremy, thinking:) Lemmepunchhimlemmepunchhimlemmepunchhim...

Dismal: (Nervously plays with his tail) ............

Jeremy: BAH! Trolls! But then again... if you are really a Mobian, then today's your UN-lucky day, kid! For starters, lemme give you something special, like.... [kicks Dismal in the crotch hard] THIS!

Kairu: (thinking) Imgonnapunchhimimgonnapunchhimimgonnapunchhim...

Dismal: WAAUUUUGH!! (holds his crotch)

Jeremy: Ah yes... I used to do that like what I did to Johnny. He cried like a whiny 5-year-old and me, Lucius, Alice and Mandy cracked up. You, on the other hand, are way too easy for me to beat the living snot out of you!

(Dismal is curled up on the ground, whimpering in pain.)

Kairu: That Troll you're beating up happens to be a friend of mine. I don't like it when people beat up my friends!

Jeremy: [hears Kairu] Heh. Well whaddya know? Bat-boy's here to the rescue. NOT! In fact, if he hasn't been wandering around in the Moebian Dimension, [places his foot onto Dismal's head; smirks] none would happen.

Dismal: *whimper*

Kairu: When people beat up my friends, it makes me want to SCREAM! (uses Sonic Scream on Jeremy)

(Jeremy let's Kairu have it)

Jeremy: [whistling, and his hearing is unnaffected] What are you, a soap opera singer?

(Dismal, however, is holding his ears, crying out in agony.)

Jeremy: [turns to Dismal] Man, you are WAY worse than Johnny, who's a coward of not hitting GIRLS! You hear me?! [out loud] GIRLS!!

Dismal: (Looks up at Jeremy) But...but it's not nice to hit girls...!

Jeremy: Too bad girls CAN hit you. [thumbs over to Mandy] Just ask Mandy.

Mandy: *grins* Yeah! [kicks Dismal square in the butt]

Dismal: OW!!

Jeremy: And you know whatelse girls can do? They can make you listen to overly cute songs. And believe me, even Johnny can drive himself mad over listening to extremely cute musics.

Dismal: Cute songs...?

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly] Oh yeah.

Dismal: Errr...

(He doesn't seem particularly bothered...)

Jeremy: Riight... [restrains Dismal, with Aqua Chains and places headphones onto Dismal's ears and makes him listen to this extremely cute music that even Johnny can't handle it and cranks the volume to max]


 * (Ryu-This song's making me grin.)

Dismal: ....heehee......hahahaha!

Jeremy: Hmmm... I could've sworn it worked on Johnny...

(Jeremy and Mandy has a flashback)

Johnny: [his headphones were taped around, forcing him to listen to this horrificaly cute song at a high volume; goes insane] AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 'IT'S TOO CUTE!!!! GET IT OFFA ME D8!!!!!!!' [headbangs througha wall repeatedly; Jeremy, Mandy and Lucius laughs hysterically]

(Flashback ends)


 * (Ryu-LOL I seriously couldn't stop grinning while i listened to that song.)

Mandy: Why isn't it working?!

Jeremy: That's what I want to know! [gets an idea] Maybe if I can make him alugh to death, he'll practically die of laughter! [pulls out a large feather from his pocket and starts to tickle Dismal] Tickle-tickle.

(Dismal starts laughing harder.)

Jeremy: C'mon! Death wants humor! [tickles Dismal harder with his feather, causing Dismal to laugh even harder (unaware that his heart can't handle this)]

(Dismal is laughing hysterically.)

(5 hours later, Dismal becomes out cold from his non-stop laughing)

Dismal: @_@

Jeremy: Geez, for a kid with an iron lung, I'm glad I managed to get Dismal his last laugh.

Mandy: Yeah.

(Later, after Dismal regenerates...)

Dismal: (Clutching his chest) Owww.....it hurts......


 * (Ryu-I think he's still on moebius too.)

Jeremy: What? No humor? Lame... [picks up his own Joker Venom spray (which does NOT work on other Moebians) and sprays it onto Dismal's face, triggering his uncontrollable laughter]

Dismal: (starts laughing uncontrollably, clutching his chest) I can't breathe....!!

Jeremy: Don't try this at home, kids. Unless you're a Moebian and are immune to this deadly spray ^_^.

Dismal: Can't....hahaha......breathe......heeheehee.....help....hahahahaha!!

(Eventually, Dismal dies of laughter)

Jeremy: Ah-ha! Now you see why this Joker Venom works for Mobians AND Trolls!

Mandy: Can we torture him in a different way later?

(A bit later, after Dismal regenerates again...)

Dismal: (Clutching his chest) Ooowww...!!

Jeremy: [grins] Yes we will, Mandy. I just found him to be so amusing to getting tortured like this.

Mandy; Yeah...hey, we should stick his weenie in a meat grinder!

Dismal: !!!!

Jeremy: Not a bad idea, Mandy! [pulls his meat grinder from his Bottomless Backpack] Let the torturing commence! [chuckles evilly]

Dismal: AAAGH!! Nonononononononono!!

(Mandy grabs him under the armpits.)

Jeremy: Will you calm down already?? It's only a meat grinder... with a hint of you getting grinded and turning you into fresh salami!

(Kairu appears again.)

Kairu: Dismal's not the one who's gonna be salami. (points at the meat grinder, his eyes glow silver, and it turns towards Jeremy)

Jeremy: [sarcastically] Wow, like THAT'S gonna work! HA!

(The meat grinder grows metal spider legs and large crab claws, and begins to walk towards Jeremy.)

Kairu: O RLY?

Jeremy: Psh. Yeah, really. Like how can a meat grinder of my own can possibly kill me?

Kairu: When I'M controlling it. (The grinder grabs Jeremy in one claw and proceeds to try and shove him into the... grindy bit.)

(Ironically, Jeremy feels no pain at all!)

Kairu: ...Damn it. ._. Okay, what about THIS! (pulls out a taser)

(Jeremy pulls out his Bolt Gun.)

Jeremy: HA! Your tiny little taser is no match for my mighty Bolt Gun! [smiles wickedly to Dismal (who has already regenerated)] And I'm wondering what it'll do to that weakling Dismal. [chuckles evilly]

Dismal: N-No....please!! (cowers away)

Jeremy: [aims his Bolt Gun at Dismal; smiling evilly] What should I turn Dismal into, Mandy? Medium, or extra crispy?

Mandy: Extra crispy!

Dismal: (Cowers on the ground, wailing) I DON'T WANNA DIE!!

Jeremy: [charges his Bolt Gun; laughs evilly] Say adiós, Dismal! It's been nice knowin' ya! [fires his Bolt Gun at full charge, turning Dismal extra crispy]

???: That's quite enough from you, Moebian.

Jeremy: Huh? [watches Dismal's burnt ashes]

(The blade of a curved knife suddenly presses against Jeremy's throat! Jeremy simply smirks)

Jeremy: [mockingly] Ohhh a knife! I don't wanna get my throat cut wide open! [normal voice] PSH! HA! Do your worst, Mobian.

???: I can force 200,000 volts through this knife, right into your throat.