User blog comment:Lightning2315/Muahaha~/@comment-1587581-20110421012822

Okay. Hope this isn't too gory. A little boy is patiently waiting for his parents too fall asleep. At midnight he heard them snoring,his green light. He sneaked into the kitchen and climbed atop the cabinets. At last!He'd reached the cookie jar unscathed! He reached his hand in the cookie jar fumbling for cookies until he felt a slimy hand grabbing his!In horror he jerked back and fell along with the lone cookie jar. As he feel he opened his mouth to scream,his ultimate undoing. When he and the cookie jar met the ground with a thud the cookie jar cracked and a cookie jar shard got stuck in the yound boy's little mouth. As he threw up blood he coughed,screamed for his parents,and gasped for dear life until he slowly died. The next morning the parents found their son dead but didn't care muc