User blog comment:Monk the Cat/Someone needed to say it/@comment-29956848-20160327192603

Earlier on Tuesday, I called my dad. The conversation went something like this:

"Hello?"

"Uh, hey. Why do we not have work on Friday."

"It's Good Friday, son."

"Right, right. What's that again?"

"The day Jesus died, son."

"Huh. So wait, wouldn't calling it "Good Friday" send the wrong message? I propose we change the name."

"What would you change it to, son?"

"Bad Friday."

Happy Easter, everyone.