Board Thread:Talkplays/@comment-3496444-20160402163736

[note:this doesn't really have a plot, it's just sort of a return of my sonic OC's because i haven't used them in a while.]

Fast:April fools! Now, I know MANY of you were just BEGGING me to come back, so naturally, I...

Dark:Fast, it's April 2. April Fools day was yesterday. Wait, how long were we in that filing cabinet for, anyway? *checks phone* Apparently over a year. Okay, let's see what's current. *scrolling through* Eddsworld is popular again... Another meta indie game... Joe got a twitter account and is making some game... And they brought back Homestuck. I don't think we can really do much with this. Do we have a time machine to just go back five years? 2016 sounds dumb.

Fast:I like waffles.

Dark:Okay, yep, we're behind the times. What do we need to do to stay hip and cool? Reboot?

Fast:No, I think that needs art skills. And we'd need to try and be really edgy.

Dark:Are you saying I'm NOT edgy? I literally have a shotgun with me right now.

Fast:I think we're gonna need to buy emo clothes.

Dark:Okay, no. I think we will need to retcon some stuff or something.

Fast:What if we can get away with staying the same? You know, like The Simpsons?

Dark:Okay, let's do nothing.

Fast:Except for the harlem shake! *starts dancing and beatboxing*

Dark:Uh, does anybody around here know how we can get hip and cool again? Anybody? 