User talk:Artemiscat55/Claterix

Claterix:Okay, I want everybody to understand something. I match you. Not the other way around. Let me make it QUITE CLEAR that I'm not falling in love! Never! Okay. Now that you all understand that, I'm done.

Hermes: Match me!

Me: he's been lonally....playing his ukilaly all night (it kept me awake), not fishing, and eating PIE!!!! (he hates Pie) What Comes Up  Must come down....

Claterix:*winces* Not sure what I can do for you. Never met another aquatic species.

Arandron:Match me too--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:40, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:You I can do.

Arandron:REALLY?!?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:43, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Yeah. I'll warn you now, though, there aren't really any jungle-ish girls. Now, if you think you're calm enough, there are some foresty-types, like Haelyn.

(She's matched)

Arandron:I'm desparate--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:47, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

(I meant some who are a bit like her)

Claterix:Haelyn isn't the only girl living in the forests of Tigeroa.

Arandron:Ok--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:51, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Let's see....There's Orchis. She's a lake-blue mobian cat who wears leaf clothing.

Arandron:May i meet her?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:55, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

CLaterix:You'll have to go find her. She's deep in the western forest.

Arandron:I'm not familiar with the western forest--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:57, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:*points behind him, to a deep forest. sunlight streams through, so it's not dark*

Arandron:Oh......[runs in]

[as he runs, he notices a lake that stretches on for miles. one side has been well-walked]

Arandron:Hmmmmmm[creates a vine bridge and walks across]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:03, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[on the other side is a tree with a deep gouge in a tree. it's the mark of an orchid.]

Arandron:I can smell a female--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:06, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[the orchid marks continue down the lake a ways]

Arandron:[heads where the sent is stronger]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:10, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[He sights, out of the corner of his eye, someone sitting on a jut of land into the lake. Palm trees line the jut, and a small garden of orchids is in front of the person]

Arandron:Are you orchis--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:14, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[she looks behind her. She's as Claterix described...A lake-blue mobian cat. her tail is smooth and wispy, and hre fur is smooth. She wears only a leaf robe that goes from neck to knees. her eartips have 3 tufts of fur on the top]

Arandron:[extends hand]Hello I'm arandron Its a pleasure to meet such a beutiful girl as yourself--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:18, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*blushes deep*.....*quietly*hi.....I'm Orchis.....

Arandron:How long have you been living here--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:21, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:.....*still quiet*as long as i can remember....

Arandron:Same here exept I just recently left my village to explore and may I ask you something?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:24, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:.......*quiet* what?.......

Arandron:Well um I kinda like you do you like me?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:27, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*blushes deeper*..................

Arandron:[before she has time to answer he kisses her]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:30, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*whole face goes red, but doesn't break kiss*

Arandron:[pulls away]I'm......I'm so sorry--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:33, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*gazes at him for awhile, then gently leans in and kisses*

Arandron:[holds it passionately]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:35, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*it becomes pleasently cool around them. she holds the kiss*

Arandron:[pulls away]I'll take that as a yes--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:37, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:mmhmm.

Arandron:[a vine starts tickling her]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:41, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*giggles, a pool forms around them*

Arandron:C-c-cold........s-s-so c-c-cold--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:43, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*strokes the side of his face, and warms the water a little*

Arandron:[runs hand down her back scratching her softly]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:46, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*smiles*

Arandron:You have a beutiful smile--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:49, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*hugs him*

Korrigash:[does the same]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:55, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*they sink to head hieght in the pool, she gazes into his eyes*

heading thingy
Cloe:Hello

Paradox:Hey

-- Zack ' the ' Cat  22:57, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Hiya.

Cloe:Have you found some one for us yet? -- Zack ' the ' Cat  22:59, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:I've still been doing a lot. And to be completely honest, there aren't a lot of young kids in Tigeroa.

Arandron:[already staring]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  23:00, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*they sink completely below, encased in a bubble. she kisses him*

Cloe:Then Here *Pushes Kytalie to him* -- Zack ' the ' Cat  23:03, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Arandron:[thinking]Never kissed under water before

Kytalie:Wh-what?

Claterix:And? She's just as young as you are.

Orchis:*holds*

Cloe:I know we are Twin's so -- Zack ' the ' Cat  23:06, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Arandron:[holds pationately]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  23:07, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:I still don't get it.

Orchis:*still kissing*

Arandron:[wraps arms around her]

Orchis:*wraps arms around him, kissing*

Arandron:Lets go somewhere

Orchis:*just smiles at him. He feels them moving through the water, she kisses him again*

Arandron:Seriously

Orchis:We are going somewhere. *presses close to him*

Arandron:Where?

Orchis:It's somewhere you'll like.*presses completely*

(You see, she can control the water side of nature. he can control plants. Because of this, she's completely infatuated with him.)

Arandron:[kisses pationately]

(OOHHHH I didnt think of that)

Orchis:*holds*

(Aye! It makes sense, though. Water needs plants. Plants need water. She sees him as a manifestation of plants, and is, therfore, infatuated,)

(True)

Arandron:Seriously though where are we going

Orchis:We're going kind of slowly...But I'm taking you to my home.

Arandron:Oh here let me do this[some plants push them foward]

[the plants and the water cooperate perfectly]

Orchis:*eyes shine, gazing at him*

Arandron:[lost in a trance]

Orchis:*lays her head against his chest*

Arandron:[smiles]

Orchis:*water seems to be surrounding her and his fur*

Arandron:???

Orchis:*it wraps completely around them, pressing Orchis' whole body completely to him*

Arandron:But wont your robe get wet?

Orchis:Do I care?

Arandron:If its made of leaves wont it fall off?

Orchis:....it might.....

Arandron:[blushes]And you w-want it to?

Orchis:It doesn't matter.

Arandron:Your right[kisses]

Orchis:*holds kiss*

Arandron:[kisses pationately]

Orchis:*kissing, some of the leaves on the robe detach*

Arandron:[looks at the falling leaves and blushes]

Orchis:*still kissing, more leaves detach*

Arandron:[becomes more pationate]

Orchis:*still kissing. A pulse of water removes every leaf*

Arandron:!!!!!!![presses to her]

Orchis:*presses to him, kissing*

Arandron:[becomes as pationate as can be]

Orchis:*does same*

Arandron:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 

Orchis:*leaf robe regathers around here, they come up in a giant tree fort*

Arandron:Whats this

Orchis:My home. *blush and smile* You kiss nice.

ArandronThanks and you do too

Orchis:*lays head on chest*

Arandron:[smiles]

Orchis:I'm certain i'm infatuated with you.

Arandron:Infatuated?

[remember forest also hes from the amazon rainforest and barely understands half english]

Orchis:deeply, passionately in love.

Arandron:As am I

Orchis:*starts repeatedly kissing*

Arandron:[When she lands the tenth kiss he kisses her pationately]

Orchis:*holds*

Arandron:Can you show me around

Orchis:This place spans the whole forest. I can't show the whole thing even in a week.

Arandron:[puts hand on a tree and he gets a view of the whole forest]Interesting

[Artemis I think we should hold off on non-canon till tommorow]

Orchis:*eyes shine with infatuation again, as he uses his nature power*

[Sure, but why?]

[I'm going to get off soon and I wanna get into korrigash and arandron more often]

Arandron:I see[finishes]This is quite a forest

Orchis:Yes it is...

[Hokayo!]

Arandron:I wish i could show you the amazon rainforest its HUGE!!!!!!One wrong move can get ya killed by a snake, a poisonous spider, a poisonous frog,etc.

Orchis:My sister lives there.*still gazing at him*

Arandron:You have a sister?I think I might have met her is she in a tribe if she is which one?

Orchis:Nope. She calls herself the shadow of the jungle. she's not seen unless she wants to be.

Arandron:Hmm thats not good have you heard from her lately

Orchis:occasionally. Her name is Wolfbaye.

Arandron:Is she nice to you?

[gotta go >:(]

Orchis:Protective.

Arandron:So shes not nice to you?

Orchis:Just...Protective.

Arandron:Oh......thats not the best sister in the world I'm guessing

Orchis:*smiles* Actually, I've survived a lot of near-death situations thanks to her. I wouldn't be here to kiss you if not for her.

Arandron:I thank her then[kisses her pationately]

Orchis:*holds kiss*

Arandron:[wraps arms around her]

Orchis:*wraps arms around, presses to him, still kissing*

Arandron:[thinking while kissing]She's so beutiful

Orchis:*thinking while kissing* He's perfect...

Arandron:[thinking]I cant think of anyone better than her

Orchis:*thinking* I'm completely infatuated...

Arandron:[thinking]plants+water=perfect

Orchis:*her fur becomes moist*

Arandron:[she can taste sugar]

Orchis:mmmmmm...*keeps kissing*

Arandron:[thinking]Good she has a sweet tooth

Orchis:*keeps kissing*

Arandron:[she tastes more sugar]

Orchis:*kissing* mmmmmm...

Arandron:I love you

Orchis:*at the same time* I love you.

Arandron:[blushes]Hahahaha

Orchis:*blushes, lays head on chest*

Arandron:[strokes her]

Orchis:*smiles*

Arandron:[humming softly]

Orchis:*puts a leaf to her mouth and plays a grasswhistle*

Arandron:[becomes mezmorized]

Orchis:*plays for a while*

Arandron:[pulls out a viola and plays corontion scene]

Orchis:*stops, and lays her head on his chest again*

Arandron:Youre beutiful you know that?

Orchis:You're wonderful.

Arandron:I would rather be with you than anyone else

Orchis:Me too.

Arandron:Tell me about yourself

Orchis:I just live here. After an...incident...I started wearing the leaf robe.

Arandron:Incident?What incident?

Orchis:*vlushes* I was taking a bath, and someonse saw and thought I was a nymph or something.

Arandron:...........So you wear it in the bath too?

Orchis:Yeah, unless I'm using my glade.

Arandron:Speaking of bathing I need to do you have a bathroom or do I go to the lake

Orchis:Feel around the trees 'til you find a hollow.

Arandron:Hahaha no I need to bathe

Orchis:Sure. C'mon.*walks*

Arandron:[follows]

Orchis:*Steps into a small, clear pool encased in thick trees and bushes*

Arandron:[takes off shoes and walks in]Now wheres the soap/cleaning impliment

Orchis:*pulls back a few bushes, revealing a small collection of natural cleaning things. Arandron notices there are leaves in the water*

Arandron:Are those your leaves?

Orchis:Technically, everything within the tree fort is mine.

Arandron:Am I yours then?

Orchis:*smiles* only if you want to be.

Arandron:[blushes]I kinda do

Orchis:*hugs him* thank you...

Arandron:Hehehe ^_^' [goes underwater and cleans himself]

Orchis:*goes underwater too, her robe undulates and floats to the tops*

Arandron:[heads toward her]

Orchis:*hugs him*

Arandron:[presses to her and begins kissing]

Orchis:*kissing*

Arandron:[brings her to the bottom and they lay there kissing pationately]

Orchis:*still kissing, enjoying it*

Arandron:[wraps arms AND legs around her]

Orchis:*does the same, kissing*

Arandron:[they begin floating in the water,still kissing getting more and more pationate]

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying it immensely*

Arandron:[thinking]Are we doing what I think we're doing

Orchis:*Still continuing and enjoying*

Arandron:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying immensely, becoming more passionate*

Arandron:[thinking]This is sooo great

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, begins feeling in his mouth with her tongue* [thinking] please don't let this end...

Arandron:[their tongues meet,thinking]Never this will never end I hope

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, becoming more passionate*

Arandron:[is as pationate as he can be]

Orchis:*still going, stil enjoying, gets as passionate as possible. there is nothing covering her, her robe has dismantled*

Arandron:[thinking]Umm is it getting hot in here?

Orchis:*continuing and enjoying*

Arandron:[runs hand down her leg]

[Night-O_O]

[Look at it this way:If they're infatuated with eachother because of nature, then they'll probably be natural with eachother.]

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, still feeling in his mouth with her toungue*

[Night-True but still this is just *shivers*]

Arandron:[his tongue goes in her mouth it supposedly tastes like sugar]

Orchis:*wraps her tongue around his, enjoying*

Arandron:[still going]

Orchis:*still going,passionate as possible*

Arandron:[stops after 10 hours]

Orchis:*breathing hard*.....Arandron.....That was.....Extraordinary....Supernatural.....Ahhhh.....*faints in his arms*


 * (Kagi: Guys, please remember that you have to keep things PG-13.)

Arandron:[panting]I know.......I know[carries her to her home]

(Gah...Sorry...I forgot..........)

[Me no wanna get banned I like this place]

Arandron:[asleep on the floor]

(My blood feels cold all of a sudden. I hate it when I realize I'm like this...I may leave for a bit...)

[Ok I need to eat anyways]


 * (Kagi: Well, try not to forget next time. The stuff you guys put up there is okay I guess (if not pushing the envelope) since it didn't get "explicit", but for safety's sake, try to reign it in more. Either that or take it to a chat or something.)

(Aye, Mizu...)


 * (Kagi: Good. Heheh, I can't help but notice the irony of the situation...)

(Aye? And what might that be? Oh, and also, I don't know how to get into a chat. Nor am I allowed.)


 * (Kagi: The SFW has a link to KP's chat for future reference. And I'll put it this way: with one guess, try and figure out who it was that actually made it necessary for there to be an official rule against mature content, caused a huge uproar on the wiki, and almost left out of sheer shame.)

(Still not allowed in the first place. And you? Heh...Well, I can believe that. If not you, it would have been me.)


 * (Kagi: Not my proudest moment by far. I still have a ways to go before I'm able to live that down...)

(*pats Mizu*)


 * (Kagi: So now I, of all people, am explaining the rules against such content to you.)

(I knew them. Which is why i hate how i do it anyway. Anyway, 'tis dinner for meh. seeya.)


 * (Kagi: Kay.)