Roleplay:SFW Forces/Act 1

Chapter 0: A Song!
Our story begins with a song. Speedy decided to turn on the instrumental to Fist Bump and started to sing.

“Max can’t do this alone! Because he isn’t strong!” She sang. Everyone surrounding her covered their ears in horror.

Julia looked at Speedy with a glare. "You suck at singin'."

“I want to see you sing, Julia,” Speedy responded.

"Why?" Julia asked, crossing her arms. She wasn't too good at singing herself.

“As I am reading this page right now, you aren’t that good at singing either.” Speedy said in a snarky tone. “As I now give everyone the power to break the fourth wall! So, who wants to sing next? Wiki? Lee? Max? Anyone?”

Julia slapped her forehead with her hand. "Bloody heck."

Speedy looked annoyed. “That’s British. Wait..l sounded racist.”

"Yeah, I've got British mannerisms," Julia replied, frowning. Then she shrugged. She looked towards the camera in front of them and said, "Yeah, I'm kinda British. Get over it."

Lee appears. "Speedy, I'm not supposed to be here yet, so ssshhhhhhh." He then vanished as quickly as he came.

Julia just stared at the spot Lee disappeared from. "I don't get it."

“All hail Lee Prower...?” Speedy said awkwardly. “Does anyone else want to sing?”

"In my world~" Max sang, trying to find something to do. "Lyrics, I don't know~ In my world~ It has a decent flow~ In my world~ Where compromise is necessary~ In my world~ Lalalala, aaah, I'm blanking~" Max then took a bow.

Speedy started crying. “I cre everytime.” She whipped out a violin. “In his world! Where things are weird! In his world! Get me away from here! In this world! Let’s start the RP! In this world of worlds, who’s responsible? Oh...it’s me...well then.”

Julia let out an irritated growl and a Piko Hammer appeared in her hand. "Say hello to my hammer!" She swung it at Speedy.

Speedy got hit by the hammer. “What did I do...?” She wimpered.

"You sang," Skyblade said, walking over carrying Infinite's mask "Also, this thing doesn't fit. Does anyone have anything bigger?"

Julia let out a shriek. "Ak! The enemy!"

“Get plastic surgery!” Speedy yelled out.

"Take this, bad guy!" Julia shouted, swinging her hammer around. She looked at the camera man and asked, "The camera's still rollin', right?"

The camera man rolled his eyes. "Yes, yes."

Julia grinned and swung her hammer at Skyblade. "Hammer attack!"

Skyblade teleports away from Julia. "I have the Phantom Ruby, remember?"

"Bloody-!" Julia shook her head in irritation. "Just you wait. I'll get you next time!"

“They call him Infinite for a reason,” Speedy said, being snarky again. She thought for a second. “Okay, maybe I can’t sing, but you never said I can’t rap!” She turned on the instrumental to Infinite. “Yeah! Yo! I’m the tallest of mountains!”

"Rap?!" Julia exclaimed in horror. "I hate rap!" Her hammer disappeared from her hands and she plugged her ears.

"IT'S NO USE!" screamed Wikikinetic out of nowhere.

“What the hell, Wiki?” Speedy said in an annoyed tone. “SILVER SERVES NO USE! Actually, Silver’s pretty cool.”

"I know I'm no use..." moped Wiki. "'Cause every night, it just stays the same...in my dream of an absolution..." Suddenly, Wiki started singing the background music to Dreams of an Absolution.

“We found it...the...not Iblis Trigger?” Speedy claimed. “NO, NO, NO! That’s WRONG!”

"Surely Max is the Iblis Trigger?" Skyblade said.

"Please, we got that all worked out in Sonic '06!" said Wiki, who had stopped singing by this point. "Actually, wait...'06 never happened...but we all know what happened in it...MY MIND!" Wiki clutched his spiky silver spines of hedgehog hair, then screamed, "IT'S NO USE!"

“I thought it was Max 06,” Speedy said in a confused matter. She scratched her head, then shrugged.

"Max 06...Sonic 06...just a little problem, it's not one we can't fix," rapped Wiki. "Get our bottle of glue, get our scissors too, then we'll splice the names together and we won't cause a stew! Hoo hoo."

“SONAX 06!” Speedy yelled with excitement.

"Agh!" Julia shrieked. Her hammer appeared again and she swung it around. "Stop singing! Or rapping! Or whatever!"

Wiki telekinetically stopped Julia's hammer. "It's no use!" he said. "Take this!" he continued, attempting to throw her across the room.

Julia was flung across the room. She stood up, disheveled, and declared, "I'm getting out of here! Take your danged singin' somewhere else!" With that, she slammed her hammer into the nearest wall, making a gaping hole. She grabbed the camera man's hand and pulled him after her.

"Wait!" he shouted as they charged out of the room. "What about my camera gear...?!"

And then they were gone.

“I know one person who will ship it...” Speedy snarked for a third time. She did a cheeky giggle. “Cheeky is British! I’m not racist!” She danced around excitedly, all while clutching her two orange tails. She did some more singing. “We all danced in fire, trapped in this machine—come on, Lee! Come out of your hiding spot and sing a little tune! Lee?” She stopped dancing and singing.

Lee grumbles a bit, falling out of his mysterious closet. "Okay, okay..." He proceeds to sing Chameleon Circuit's "Nightmares" while switching between his and Onyx's voice.

"I've ended worlds, I've ended lives. I guess I've done it all..!"

"Fire and Ice and rage inside, how long til I fall..."

Since Speedy doesn’t watch Doctor Who, she had to Google the lyrics to sing along. “Somewhere all my darkest fears are gathering, it's not enough to save the day, I can't escape my nightmares...—aaaaaaaaaaaah! My voice is a nightmare! I can’t escape my nightmares! I don’t know the words, so it’s a nightmare! Aaaaaaaaah!”

Since Lee was supposed to be confusing and an edgelord, he began singing random Batman songs.

“You are not the edgiest, Lee! Skyblade is the edgiest!” Speedy yelled.

Lee crossed his arms. "Can he sing Nightmares?"

“Skyblade...?” Speedy called.

Julia came back through the hole she made earlier, followed by the cameraman- who took his place by the camera again. Julia was dressed in an Indianna Jones outfit, minus the whip, which was replaced by her Piko Hammer. Julia's pink ears and quills poked out from underneath her hat.

"What'ya think of my outfit?" Julia asked, brandishing her Hammer. "Also, I brought ear plugs so I wouldn't have to hear you guys sing."

“Of course you did,” Speedy snarked again. She is an annoying asshole and no one likes her and...why am I typing about myself?! This is just weird!

Julia, looking at the page, laughed in amusement. "Typing about yourself, huh? I don't think you're an asshole, though."

Meanwhile, in the real world, we see a bunch of Sonic fans typing random words. One of them was eating popcorn. We go back to the roleplay.

Julia saw this latest addition. "Aw! I want popcorn too!" She turned to the cameraman and said, "You! Go to the grocery store and get me popcorn."

"I'm not your servant," the cameraman replied.

Julia let out a cry of frustration. "I want popcorn!"

Lee shoved a bag behind him. "Don't we all."

"Here's a song I want to sing!" Julia announced, not noticing Lee hiding a bag behind him. "How much I want popcorn! To the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine!' I'll start. You are my popcorn, my only popcorn!"

Speedy snickered, then whispered to Lee, “Keep the prank going, okay?” She winked for good measure.

"Guess I'll keep going," Julia said, completely oblivious. "You make me happy when I'm hungry! You never know, popcorn, how much I love you! Please don't take my popcorn away! The other night, as I watched a movie, I dreamt I ate a whole bag of popcorn! When I awoke, I was mistaken. So I warmed up one in the microwave!"

"Can I borrow your earplugs, Miss?" Lee asked Julia, covering his ears.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, thought Speedy.

"Sure," Julia replied, handing him the earplugs. Then she turned to Speedy and Skyblade. "Anyone want to help me finish singing?"

“I wish Shadow was here...” Speedy sighed. “Then he would be able to drown out the singing by shouting 'WHERE’S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD!' Actually, I have a better idea. Wiki~?”

"Uh... here!" Lee declared, thrusting a bag of popcorn at Julia. "Now you can stop singing, right?"

Chapter 1: A New Creation
(As soon as someone wants to be Eggman, we can start this chapter.)