Talk:Jake the "Wolf"

Alright, let's hear what all of you think of this fella.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:10, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Very good!WARIO! BRAWL! CUCKOO CLOCKZ! DOON BUGGEH! 18:17, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

I hope you're talking about the content of the page, otherwise you have a twisted sense of good and evil.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:24, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hehehe...WARIO! BRAWL! CUCKOO CLOCKZ! DOON BUGGEH! 18:24, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Jake-Hunt
Ryu: Grr....I smell a CHAUVINIST PIG!!

Shanoa: Where?!

Gwendolyn: Let's get 'im!

Obsidain:*nervous*...Uh..yes...That guy!

(Ryu pulls out her Chicago Typewriter.)

Ryu: Where are ya, Flaky Jakey?

Justin: Hold it all of you! He isn't like the other chauvinists; he's an actual threat in battle!

Obsidain:[thinking] If I'm a threat, I wonder if that gets me off the hook, then...

Ryu: ?

Shanoa: O RLY? What makes him more of a threat than any other chauvinist pig out there, huh?

Obsidain:[thinking] maybe not...

Justin: He's not like the others. He won't bother trying to seduce you; if he wants it, he'll try and take it.

Obsidain:What? No proffesional touch?

Shanoa: All the better reason to smite him on sight.

Justin: Did you not hear me? He's stronger than Toxic!

Ryu: Hmm...dis means we'll need moar firepower.

Obsidain:If ya don't try to seduce them, you get no proffesional touch, now do you?

Gwendolyn: ...

Obsidain:*realizes the others* Whoops...

Justin: You don't get it! He's assaulted girls before! There may come a time when he doesn't restrain himself...

Ryu: I'd like to see him try to come after us!

Obsidain:ARTEMIS! GET ME OUT OF-....DONT YOU DARE ADD THAT CATEGORY!

Justin: Ryu, Jake is way stronger than me. He gives Statyx a tough time! Do you want to face that?

Ryu: Well...maybe I don't want to...but I want to see him...*Ganon voice*...DIE.

Vendetta: I agree with the purple cat.

Justin: You ain't the only ones.

Ryu: Then he must DIE!

(Then...)

Alucard: He dares to call himself a wolf?!

Shanoa: Wha-? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Alucard: This is actually not a physical form; it's a sort of spirit form that was created using Necromancy and Celestiamancy.

Shanoa: Okaaayyy.....

(Suddenly, Ryu's Pokemon get out of their Pokeballs by themselves!)

Ryu: What the-? Oh, you guys ~

[SFX: Laugh track]

Gwendolyn: Are we gonna kill Jake yet?

Ryu: Yes!! Let's go!! C'mon Justin!!

Justin: *takes a deep breath, then uses Hyper Voice* NO!!!!!

All: @_@

Justin: Jake is completely different from what you guys think!! If you try and fight him, you could get seriously hurt, and... and...

Ryu: And what?

Justin: ......*looks away*

Ryu: ...............

Jake Vs. Jeremy
Jeremy: PAH! Jake is nothing more than a child who obviously can't even trust us Moebians and does nothing more than make dumb, worthless insults and also whines like Dismal. He's like Nerin, only worse.

Jake: Oh yeah!? *forms a giant claw around his arm, then backhands Jeremy into a tree*

(Jeremy easily regenerates from his body (which was filled with water) that was ripped in half and laughs)

Jeremy: [laughs evilly after regenerating (and feeling no pain at all)] How naive of you.

Jake: *slams his hand down on top of Jeremy*

(But Jeremy easily coutners Jake's attack and whips him with sheer force with Aqua Palm, sending him skywards)

(SFX- SPLOOSH!!)

Jeremy: [smirks] Sheesh, and I thought most of the Mobians had trouble controlling their emotions.

Jake: *covers his other arm in a giant dark claw, then extends the arms and squishes Jeremy between them, then flings him several meters away* Give it up you stupid giant rat, before I decide to make your bimbo of a girlfriend pay for your mistake!

Jeremy: [is a puddle] What, that's it? That's your biggest insult you gave me? HA! It's impossible to defeat me, Jake the so-called wolf! You need to be sent to animal control!

(Jeremy's aquatic form goes inside of Jake's mouth, easily stopping him cold (but not killing him, rather critically injuring him)!)

Jeremy: [smirks at the critically injured Jake] Heh. You're such an amateur, Jake. Always a has-been. [forms into a puddle and vanishes from his victory against Jake]

Good character. I like him... ish. A bit too dark for a Sonic character in my mind. -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 22:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Then it's a good thing he's just the Moebius counterpart of my fursona.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 22:40, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Moebian Relations
Hey, I was just wondering, how do people think Jake would get along with the Moebian counterparts of their characters?--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 18:50, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...let's see, I have Mandy, Lucius and Vincent...he might think Lucius is too "high class"...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 18:51, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Dunno. Depends, I guess.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  18:51, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, read his description and think about how he'd interact with your Moebians. I wanna expand the circle of people he knows.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 18:54, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I dont know how he'll act towards Scilla and Idalis, but he and Ven, for some reason, might act like allies. Though, I dunno.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  18:56, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Unless they're strong enough to be a problem or even beat him in a fight, he'll only harass them.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...I think he'd get along with Vincent and Lucius...keep him away from Mandy, though.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:01, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Remember, he verbally assaults and abuses any and all of his "friends", and has to have everything his way. And why keep him away from Mandy? Aside from the obvious of course.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:03, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Scilla definately wont be a problem for Jake, because she, like Sunny, cannot fight well. I'm not so sure about Ven. I know that Idalis might give him a hard time, maybe.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Then Scilla would not want to be alone with Jake under any means. Ven, he'd probably harass and "flirt" with, and Idalis he might actually leave alone.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:09, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Scilla is quite sensitive, so you're right about her staying away. Jake would probably drive Ven to her annoyance, so the two might fight often.-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:14, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Makes sense.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Vincent would probably get annoyed, but Lucius is incredibly tolerant. Mandy, however, loves Kane (Kyle's Moebian counterpart), and would be furious with Jake for making advances on her.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:16, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also makes sense, but remember that unlike Justin, Jake is rather powerful. As for Mandy, Jake would only stop if she were strong enough to make him stop.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:17, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Should I add Jake to the "Relations With Other Characters" section on Ven's page?-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:20, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead!--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:21, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Would Jake like to help torture Dismal? >:3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"  ----"Tssssssst." 19:22, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

I've added him. Could ya check it out and see if there is anything I should change?-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  19:30, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

@Ryu: Nah. Dismal's already pathetic, so Jake doesn't have anything to prove or gain by torturing him.

@Sunny: Yeah, it's good.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:49, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Vincent: Awww, but it's fun!

Jake: Why waste my time against some lousy gray furball who can't put up a good fight? *sarcastically* No offense. *snickers*

Vincent: (Immediately has his Elephant Gun out) What did you say? *eye twitches*

Lucius: Let it go, Vincent...

Jake: Did I stutter, or is the grey furball weak and stupid?

Vincent: *cocks gun*

Lucius: Vincent, stop it. He wants you to react.

Jeremy (unseen): [aims his tranquilizer dart rifle at Jake (he doesn't like it when Jake messes with Jeremy's fellow Moebians)]


 * (Kagi: Let the Vincent and Lucius interactions run their course, kay?)
 * (JMB-'Kay. Lemme know when it's Jeremy's turn, Kag)

Jake: Yeah, like you'd be able to do anything.... now what was your name? Oh wait, it's either Lu-Lu or Lucy!!

Lucius: ........

Vincent: *whispers to Lucius* You don't take that crap from Linebeck; you think you're gonna take it from him?!

Jake: Hey, is the amazing furball duo hard of hearing, or are your brains taking their time figuring out what I'm saying?

Lucius: (Rather stiffly) We simply wish to not listen.

Jake: Yeah, whatever. Go and buy some guts while you're out dress-shopping Lucy!!

Lucius: ...........

Jake: And maybe while you're out getting aa dress, the grey furball here can go out and by you a wedding ring!! *laughing*

Lucius: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names shall never hurt me.

Jake: Would you rather I go after that bimbo you hang out with?

Lucius: Nobody...(unsheathes sabre)...calls my Jolene...(points sabre at Jake)...a BIMBO!! *eye twitches; lip curls into a snarl*

Jake: What'cha gonna do about it Lucy?

Lucius: I will kill you. I will kill you slowly and painfully!!

Vincent: (Points gun at Jake) And I'll help!! That was a low blow, calling Lucius' girl a bimbo! Even I'M not that uncouth!

Jake: *sneers* You better be sure you can kill me. If you don't, that bimbo will pay the price.

Lucius: If you even dare touch her...!!

Vincent: No problem, "wolf". This gun will kill a rhino in one shot; imagine what it can do to you!

Jeremy (unseen): [gets angry; thinking] ''Nobody talks to Lucius and Vincent that way. He needs to be sent to animal control.'' [forms into a puddle and vanishes]

(Jeremy, while being as a puddle, silently and stealthy snakes his way torwards Jake, who was making fun of Lucius. He arrives and spots Jake, but since he's still disguised as an ordinary puddle, Jake doesn't pay attention to the puddle)

Jake: Oh yeah? *creates a claw of energy around his arm and knocks Lucius and Vincent's weapons into the air. He then extends his claw up towards Vincent's gun* I imagine it can't do anything if it's in pieces!! *grabs the gun and crushes it*

Vincent: M-My gun....!!

Jeremy (puddle): [sees Jake destroying VIncent's Elephant Gun]

Jake: Not too tough without your gun!! *points his other hand at Vincent, then extends an open hand of energy towards him, slamming him into a tree*

Vincent: GAH!!

Jake: *looks at Lucius and sneers*

Lucius: *growl*

Vincent: Don't do it, man...h-he'll kill you...!!

Lucius: He threatened the life of Jolene! He will NOT be forgiven!!

(Suddenly, a shuriken, that was thrown by Jeremy, even though he is still in his puddle form, whizzes by Jake, slightly cutting open his cheek from his muzzle, causing it to bleed, before dissapearing again)

Jeremy (unseen): [smirks] You have a really big mouth, Jake. Too bad that won't work all the time. You can pick on Vincent and Lucius, but when it comes to picking on me, I can defeat you quick and easy.

Vincent: Hey! You're gonna let him pick on us too?!

Jeremy: [appears from the bush to see Vincent, Jake and Lucius] Don't worry, Vincent. I fought him once, and he wasn't much of a challenge to me. I'll make him submit defeat for the second time. [smiles malevolently]

Jake: *grins sadistically* Perhaps I'l paint this place red first!! *squeezes his claws around Vincent and the tree he's pinned to*

Vincent: GAAAAAAGH!!!

Jeremy: How about I paint you blue first. [his body turns aquatic and seeps inside Jake's nose, inflicting sheer pain inside Jake's brain and heart that forces him to let go of Vincent] Once a has-been, always a has-been, Jake! It's too bad no one deserve to throw a bone at you, because you're a NOBODY! [inflicts more pain onto Jake's heart and Brain (not killing him, however)]

Jake: GRRAAAHHH!!!! *grabs Lucius and Vincent's hands with energy claws and immediately starts squeezing their heads* Get outta me or I turn their heads into brain juice!!

(But Jeremy, who is inside of Jake, easily takes control of Jake's hands)

Jeremy: [take over Jake's hands and starts to squeeze his (Jake's) own head tightly] Or how about I turn your ownw head into brain juice, Jake? Let's face it. You can take on Vincent and Lucius, but I highly doubt you can kill me, especially when I'm inside of your worthless body!

[The energy claws, however, stay clutched around Lucius and Vincent's skulls]

Jake: *laughs* No matter what you try, I'm the one in control of my powers! I can keep my claws around their tiny heads as much as I want, and you can't do a thing about that, period! The harder you squeeze, the harder my claws squeeze! So if you take me out... *sneers* your friends come with me!!

Vendetta: *sigh* Right...I would expect just as much from you guys. You pick on your allies for no reason. When you dont have anyone else to depend on, that's when you break down and you're life is over.

Jeremy: Is that a fact, Jake? [emerges out of Jake's body; to Vendetta] Remember, Jake shamelessly flirted on you, Vendetta. Besides, he's anything but trustworthy. [turns to Jake] I'd say, you let them go and squeeze me instead. Or maybe you're too scared to beat me and rather be on a leash instead? [chuckles] Even if you do kill them, they can't stay killed. [smiles malevolently]

Lucius: *muffled* Uhh, jeremy, old chap, I believe that's Trolls you're thinking about that don't stay dead...

Jeremy: Trust me, Lucius. You'd be surprised. [to Jake] How about a trade, Jake? You let go of Vincent and Lucius, [thumbs over to his Bottomless Backpack] and my weapons are your weapons.

Idalis: *watches the fight from a distance*

Vendetta: Yes, I know, but I'm just sharing a simple life-lesson. Even your enemies are important to you, there might be a chance that they'll become allies. The more allies, the more help you get.

Jake: *grins* I don't know if that will be satisfactory, after what you did.

Vincent: *muffled* She has a point...

Jeremy: True, Vendetta. True. C'mon, Jake. Those weapons has your name on it. And if you do that, I'll even bring Dismal over here and you can kill him as many times as you please. Whaddya say? I'll let you see this. [grabs his pistl and points it onto his head]
 * (JMB-Can I bring Dismal over?)


 * (Ryu-Fine, but I play him.)

Jake: *grinning* I got a better idea...

Vncent: *muffled* Please don't let involve more head-squishing...

Jeremy: Oh? And what's that? If you're gonna kill Vincent and Lucius, then I get to keep my weapons, and Dismal, for as long as I want, while you leave on home empty handed, jake.

Jake: *holds up Vincent and Lucius* You take over both of these runts and make them beat each other to a bloody pulp.

Vendetta: *walks over to Idalis and whispers to her* The dog...whatever, "wolf", seems to be the only one to not understand the concept. Let him burn when he has no one else to depend on.

Idalis: *shakily nods, then walks up to the group*

Jeremy: So much for my tempting offer, Vendetta. I made an offer Jake can't refuse, but I guess not many people are interested in weapons and killing Dismal. Besides. [he grabs Dismal from the puddle from the ground and holds onto him] We were just gonna have some fun with Dismal.

Dismal: *whimper* not again...

Vendetta: Well, it's his loss, then. As for Dismal, no loss for him at all. *snickers*

Idalis: *flashes a sad look towards Dismal*

Jeremy; [smiles evilly] Yes. Again. And why don't you give Idalis a smile, Dismal. She seems lonely.

'Dismal: (To Idalis) Help...me....please!!

Jake: Hey, you hearing me!? *squeezes harder*

Lucius: *muffled* Dammit Jeremy, do something already!!

(Jake, who was unaware that Jeremy has secretly placed millions tiny electrical orbs onto his body (which can hardly be seen), gets instantly electrocuted like crazy, forcing him to let go of Vincent and Lucius!)

Jeremy: Done and done, Lucius. A fatal mistake for refusing my offer, Jake, so I placed thousands of electical orbs inside your body. Oh,a nd if you were attempt to attack Lucius and Vincent, you'll only end up hurting yourself, mutt. [chuckles evilly] Good luck trying to take them out, though. It can kill you by electrocution.

(Jeremy uses his Aqua Tentacles and pulls Lucius and Vincent to safety, with Aqua Heal in the process)

Idalis: *to Dismal; lips the words "I'm sorry...I wish I could..."*

Jeremy: But I'm giving you a second chance to take my weapons and Dismal. Do that, and we're even. [throws his Bottomless Backpack to Jake] Do that, and you'll have Dismal as well. Don't worry. the electical orbs can't harm you. It'll stop you from attacking Lucius and Vincent, but only I can deactivate them. So? Whaddya say?

Dismal: *whimper*

Idalis: *pulls Dismal away, trying not to be noticed*

(Jeremy tosses Dismal and his backpack in front of Jake, because he's making an offer that Jake can't refuse)

Jake: *growls, but then stops and grins* Hehehe, fine then. I don't need to beat on the whimp, but I'll take the weapons.

Dismal: *sigh of relief*

Jeremy: A fine choice, Jake.

Jake: *grinning* You got another sack I can use?

Idalis: *puts her finger up to her lips, as if telling Dismal to stay quiet*

Vincent: *rubbing head* Ugh...

Jeremy: Hmmm... this is only one I can find, Jake. However...

(Jeremy opens up the Bottomless Backpack and Jake can see that it contains millions of weapons (scalpel, machine gun, knife, chainsaw, medieval flail, etc.) stored inside the backpack!)

Jake: *smug grin* Believe me, I'll only need a few of these, so just gimme somethin to carry them in.

Jeremy: [smirks] Whatever you want, and I'll bring them in in only a second or less.

Idalis: *starts fast-walking; motions for Dismal to run*

(Dismal promptly runs after Idalis.)

Jake: Fine then. A tazer, stun-gun, stun-baton, and any other weapons like 'em.


 * (Kagi: The characters can't figure out his plan, but what do all of those weapons have in common?)
 * (Ryu-*randomly sitting on Magnezone* They're electric!)
 * (Kagi: Yes. Now what would he need those weapons for?)
 * (Ryu-Beating Jeremy!)
 * (Magnezone: Magnezone!)
 * (Kagi: In more way than one, yes. Tell me this: who is close to Jeremy and afraid of electricity?)
 * (JMB- Statyx?)
 * (Ryu-Alice!)
 * (Magnezone: *buzzing noises of agreement*)
 * (Kagi: Can you see where Jake plans on taking this?)
 * (Ryu-Yush! He'll threaten and hurt alice to make Jeremy miserable!)
 * (Kagi: More like torture and beat her with the weapons, as well as assault her [but not go that far if you get my meaning], then leave a note thanking Jeremy for the weapons.)
 * (JMB-Jeremy's smart! Never underestimate Jeremy's high intelligence)

Jeremy: Right away, Jake!

(Jeremy forms himself into a puddle and goes inside the Fascix Base, stealing the tazer gun, a stun gun, a stun-baton and other weapons that are similar to the other three he acquires before he teleported back earlier), before teleporting back in front of Jake)

Idalis: *stops after running for a while; takes out a notebook and writes a message on it which says "Do they always plan to injure you?"*

Dismal: Uh-huh...

Idalis: *writes another message which says "....They tricked me, then! Remember that fox and that thylacine? They said you were sick, and they manipulated me into giving you a flesh-eating virus....oh, I'm sorry!"; hugs Dismal*

Dismal: I-It's okay...

Jeremy: [gives the weapons to Jake before walking back with the group] Here's the weapons, jake. Hope you like them...

Jake: *grinning* Oh don't worry, they'll be plenty useful for what I have in mind.

Idalis: *writes, message says "They should all be punished severely."*

Dismal: Uhhh....

Jeremy: [smirks]

Lucius: ...

Idalis: *"Well, it's true. Anyone who harms someone like that deserves a harsh punishment. Dont you agree?"*


 * (Kagi: Now, I need to get Shima's permission.)

Dismal: Uhh......
 * (Ryu-Did you guys see this yet?)
 * (Kagi: J, I'm not yelling, but that's not logical or fair.)
 * (Ryu-Kagi, are you forgetting about the Jake-Hunt?)
 * (Kagi: Alright J come on. Jeremy is supposed to have no idea what Jake's planning.)
 * (JMB-Whatever Kag. I can't do this anymore)
 * (Kagi: Look J, it's just not logical, okay? I don't see what's so big about it anyway.)

Heh, this guy is downright VICIOUS! He probably would end up in a fight with just about anybody he ends up hanging around with...which probably means that Striker (for Book Three, when all of Scourges enemies fight alongside Scourge) never wanted to hypnotize him at all, thus meaning he never appears in that book. Flashfire   Master of   Flames  11:11, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Jake Meets Some REAL Wolves
Carnage: Yeh call yerself a wolf, eh? (spits and then growls) Yeh ain' no wolf. And if yeh were, yeh'd be a damn disgrace to all lupine kind.

Ruin: Carnage, leave the pathetic little mortal alone. He's not worth our time...

Jake: What didja say you flea-bitten, maggot-infested mutts!?

Carnage: (Eyes narrow) Yeh heard me, yeh little rat. I know what yeh're like; yeh stalk after females like a vulture to bloody meat. They're nothin' but toys to yeh.

Jake: I missed the part where I said differently, and where that was any part of your business, you cross-eyed neutered mutt!

Carnage: *laughs* Someone's got a nasty tongue, eh?

Jake: With fangs to match, you domestic cat.

Carnage: *laughing* Show me yer fangs, then! Or are yeh all bark and no bite?

Jake: *launches a Slaughter Fang attack at Carnage, aiming for his muzzle*

Carnage: (Extends his claws and stabs at Jake's face)

Jake: *ducks, angling the Slaughter Claw so that it slashes Carnage across the muzzle*

Carnage: Raaargh!!

(Then, Discord appears.)

Discord: What's going on?

Ruin: Carnage is fighting a Moebian.

Jake: How's that you mutt!?

Carnage: (Wipes the blood off of his face) Hmmm...not bad. (his left claws meld into a crooked blade) Now tell me how THIS is! (slashes at Jake, cutting him heavily across the chest)

Jake: GAAAHHH!!! *forms a Wolf Scythe on his right hand, and slices at Carnage's throat*

Carnage: (parries the scythe with his claw blade)

Jake: Geh!

Carnage: (Starts pushing powerfully against Jake's blade)

(Ruin and Discord watch the fight with interest.)

Jake: *growls, and kicks Carnage in the crotch*

Carnage: *pained snarl*

Discord: I had a feeling that would happen...

Jake: *snarls maliciously, and forms an axe-like blade of dark energy around the same foot. He then kicks Carnage in the crotch again with the blade*


 * (Kagi: Damn that's gotta hurt.)

Carnage: *pained howl*

Kyle: (filming the fight) Tim Burton, eat your heart out!

Jake: *grinning cruelly, he jerks his leg, forcing the blade in deeper*

Carnage: *snarling in agony* (Slashes at Jake's leg)

Jake: *pulls his leg back, then jumps back. Cackles* Looks like now that neutered bit is no joke!!

(Jake is suddenly struck by a razor-shark shard of ice!)

Jake: Gah!!

(Carnage attempts to get up as Discord strides towards Jake, both hands glistening with Ice magic.)

Jake: What, you mutts have to gang up in order to be a threat? HA!

Discord: And YOU have to kick someone once they're down?

Jake: Funny, he was standing when I kicked him. If you can even call him a "him" anymore! *chuckles*

Carnage: (Manages to get up; his wound begins to slowly heal) Discord...yeh DO realize what kind of person he is...?

Jake: Huh?

Discord: ?

Carnage: He's a lecher...a filthy, womanizing sex-hound...I'm not goin' to risk yeh gettin' hurt, Discord!

Jake: Wait, that's a chick!?

Discord: ?

Carnage: She's the sister of Ruin and I!

Jake: *looks at Discord, then cackles loudly* She needs to lose some bulk and put some meat at the top and the bottom! Then maybe she'd look like a chick!

Discord: Wh-What?!

Ruin: *snarl*

Jake: *laughs loudly* You heard me, man-chick!!

Discord: You wretched little...!! (begins to glow with Ice Magic)

Jake: Hahahahaha!! I bet no-one 'cept your bros know you're a chick!!

(Discord stabs at Jake with an Icicle Spear.)

Jake: *rolls out of the way*

(The Spear explodes, sending many razor-sharp shards flying at Jake.)

Jake: *blasts the shards with Hyper Voice* Don't blame me if you look like a guy!

Discord: I do NOT!!


 * (Ryu-Discord is actually quite pretty. I thought Jake would start being chauvinistic and stuff)
 * (Kagi: He could just be screwing with her. She does have low self-esteem.)

Jake: Sorry to say, you do!


 * (Ryu-Ah, that's true.)

Discord: (Slashes at Jake with Air Slash)

Jake: What's wrong man, upset that you don't have any junk in the front?

Discord: You have a lot of nerve, rat! (begins to charge up a Razor Wind)

Jake: What's wrong dude, you've got plenty of bulk!

Discord: I AM NOT FAT!! (releases the Razor Wind at Jake)

Jake: *dodges*


 * (Artemis:You think Jake's bad with the whole chauvinist thing... Anyway, this is very interesting. I thought of Vakaia when I watched. Please, let it continue!)

Discord: I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES, YOU LITTLE WORM!

Jake: *manages to run up so he's real close to Discord* Of course, your face ain't all that bad.

Discord: (Slightly startled)

Jake: You lean yourself up and put some meat on the right places, and your bros will really have somethin to worry about. *growls playfully/seductively*

Discord: What are you talking about...?!

Jake: You heard me. Lean yourself out, and add some meat at the top and bottom, and you'll look real nice...

Carnage: *shakes head* I wasn't kiddin' when I said he was a lecher...

Discord: ..........

Jake: You want some help lookin more lady-like?

Discord: .........

Jake: *takes a step closer* Well? Your face says that if you took some advice, you'd be a real nice lady.

Discord: I'm happy with the way I look. I'm not into such vanity.

Jake: But you acted real nasty when I said the truth about your current appearance.

Discord: Well....I.....

Jake: *steps closer* Hmm?

Discord: I didn't like you calling me a man!

Jake: I wouldn't if you looked more like a female.

Discord: Leave me alone...

Jake: Just saying you could be one fine lady if you tried...

Discord: Ha! As if I want men gawking at me!

Jake: You seem to like hearin what I have to say.

Discord: What are you talking about?! I'm not going to let you sucker me into becoming a slut!

Jake: It's not suckering you into being a slut; it's convincin you to make your body somethin to flaunt, rather than a friggin joke.

Discord: If I flaunt, then I'll attract the attention of sex-hounds.

Jake: What better way to cause discord than by screwing with males?

Discord: ..........

Jake: *takes another step, standing directly in front of her* Hmmmmm?

Discord: Well...it would be fitting...

Jake: So, you want some help in that area?

Carnage: Discord, don't listen to him...!!

Discord: (To Carnage) *whispering* If he tries anything, I'll make sure he regrets is. (to Jake) Alright then, I'll let you help me...

Jake: Excellent.

Discord: So, what did you have in mind?

Jake: Well for one, lose all the muscle.

Discord: Muscle?

Jake: Yeah. Makes you too bulky.

Discord: Hmmm....okay...

Jake: Good. Also, add some flesh here *pokes one of her breasts*, here *pokes her butt*, and here *pokes her thigh*

Discord: Fine...

Jake: Also, slim this out. *puts a hand on her stomach*

Discord: ....am I REALLY that...fat?

Jake: Yeah, kinda.

Discord: ..............

Jake: *puts his hands on her hips* Make the curves more inward here too.

Discord: Uhh...okay...

Jake: So, how fast can yo do that?