User blog comment:Memphis the light/Community Zone/@comment-5123212-20120124203359

The Impossible Nearly 27 Years of Life Lived (Half of Years Skipped) by the Nerd

At age 3, I kidnapped Tarzan and kept him as my pet for 17 years. At age 7 I killed Godzilla by beating him with a drumstick. At age 10, I destroyed my elementary school with a pizza box. At age 14, I destroyed my middle school with a shoe. At age 18, I destroyed my high school with a burrito. At age 21, I killed Dracula just by blinking. At age 26, I prevented World War 3 because I'm awesome. More to occur.

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