Roleplay:Sonic Salesmen

After their latest battle, the fanon characters are faced with a problem. The city is in ruins, and they've been ordered to sell merchandise door to door to pay for it. Will they fix their mistake, or will old rivalries and heated battles leave the town in worse shape than before?

Rules
Let's get these over with.
 * Adhere to all SFW Policies.
 * Godmodding is especially heinous. Don't do it man!
 * Do not use other people's characters without their permission.
 * No Trolling or Vandalism.
 * Treat other players the same way you would treat yourself.
 * Have fun.

Also, you can be either a canon character, fanon character, or both! You can also sell anything you want too.

Characters
Salesmen
 * Mazda the Lion (White)
 * Ray Takiyama (White)
 * Alice Maeda (White)
 * Fredrick the Deer (White)
 * Siegfried the Wolchidna (Wolf)
 * Mercury the Seedarian (Apallo)
 * Saturn the Seedarian (Apallo)
 * Isaiah the Angelic Hedgefox (Draon)
 * Gregory the Magihog (Draon)
 * Gale the Hedgehog (GK)
 * Smash The Echidna (STE)
 * Splice The Hedgehog (STE)
 * Violet The Hedgehog (STE)
 * Gizmo The Cat (STE)

Customers (Fanon characters can also be customers. Aside from fanon characters, everyone is playing every Canon character. So be anyone!)
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Knuckles the echidna
 * Huntress the echidna (knux)
 * Silver the Hedgehog
 * Blaze the Cat
 * Manic the Hedgehog

Roleplay part 1
(begin when ready)

Mazda walked down the path, his stride full of confidence as he gazed over the map. This was one of Central City's more luxurious neighborhoods, and through the trees that lined the side\walk, the autumn sun gently beat down on his fur. Behind him, his old friends Alice and Ray held similar maps, and the later of the two dragged a large red wagon full of merchandise.

"I hate this!" Ray shouted, crunbling the map in his fist," We're heroes! We stopped Eggman's invasion fleet and saves millions of lives, yet the city repays us by dumping the repair fee on us. I dunno what hurt worse: The robot's punches or that bill!"

Alice just rolled her eyes, her blonde hair flowing like sunshine as she replied," I know it sucks, but you can't really blame them either. We do mess up the town alot...like, alot alot. I guess they got tired of paying for it themselves and figured we should do our fair share."

"Yeah, it's not like Eggman's going to pay to fix the city," Mazda said," Look, we've got some nivce stuff. I'm sure we can make a few bucks before the day's end."

"If you say so..." Ray replied, stopping at the first doorstep: Shadow's house. The apartment looks normal enough. A red door, elegant brickwork typical of this part of Central, and a flower garden with a metal fence (they ignored the fact the rusted points were more red than normal...). With a deep breath, the lion knocked on the door, only to regret it seconds later.

"Who the hell is it!?" Shadow yelled in their faces.

It was an interesting sight. The anti-hero, praised as a super soldier, legendary for fighting off whole armies, and wiping enemy bases off the face of reality...stood before them in a bathrobe, an old Katana strapped to his back. Despite the pink slippers and mismatched weapon, the murder in his eyes kept them from laughing. In fact, it stopped them from breathing altogether.

"Uhh..." Alice let out, the brave soul," We're selling merchandise to help rebuild the city. Would you be interested in anything?"

"Depends..." the hedgehog said, looking over the little red wagon. His gaze was dull as he looked over things like desklamps, old paintings, and hardcover books. They thought he'd dismiss them until he smiled at something. Motioning with his arm, he asked," What's that?"

Alice looked at "that" and found herself at a loss for words. It looked like some sort of gun, yet the various components, levers, and pivets made it out as something alien.

"I'm not sure-" was all the girl could say before the thing nearly took her head off. Where there was once a pristine gun was now an elegant, three-foot long blade, sharp as a wit.

"Sold!" Shadow shouted, practically shoving a hundred dollar bill into Alice's hands as he took his newest toy inside. Doubtless the Ultimate Lifeform would spend the next few hours, or perhaps days, ogling over the fancy gunblade.

"Weird..." the trio let out in unison before they set off to find new customers.

Siegfried caught up, carrying a backpack full of stuff. "S-s-sorry I'm l-late..." he stuttered quietly.

(For the record, you can use whatever format you want in this)

The trio turned to the newcomer in all his panting, stuttering glory.

"Uhh...hi?" Ray said, confused," Who're you?"

"I'm S-s-s-s-siegfried..." He had a well oversized pack, and a whole lot of bandages around his head, through which a bloody gash shined. He looked overloaded and ready to get this over with.

"Well Seigfried," Mazda said, the built lion practically towering over the boy," I think it'd be easier if we split up and covered more ground. Think you can get the next house?"

Siegfried almost whimpered under this towering figure. When he couldn't make a response from stuttering, he just nodded and went along his way.

(Go ahead and make up your own scene Wolf...)

Then out of nowhere, a Red Rose Seedarian riding his EX-Gear saw the salesmen. "Finally, I found you!"

Siegfried knocked on the first door he came to. The biggest, fattest guy he ever saw before answered the door, and before he could even set the pack down, he was already asked what he was selling. The guy dug through the pack and bought almost every single thing in there (mostly recreational tools and food), leaving only the pack itself and a few jewels and other more valuable assorted items in the pack. Siegfried then got handed a check for five hundred dollars, signed "Big the Cat". He'd never had to say a word.

"Incredible......" Alice said, dumbstruck.

Siegfried moved on to the next house, where Rouge the Bat answered the door. "H-h-h-hi, I'm g-going d-d-d-d-door to door selling th-things to help r-r-r-rebuild the t-town... Would you b-b-be interested in s-some--" He didn't get to finish as she interrupted him. "I'm interested, alright," she flirted with a smile.

"HEY ROUGY BAYBE! IM TALKIN TO YOU!", yelled the Seedarian. He walks over to Rouge and shows her a box of Diamonds, Pearls, Rubies, Garnets, Opals and Gold. "Name's Mercury, and a Nice lady like you would love to buy these gems from my home planet of Jade...that blew up 16 years ago......Well anywayz You want em? Only  How much are ya sellin ya crap for?"

(Meanwhile)

Within his silk curtain'd lair, Knuckles sat. His face was grim, dark. This was going to be tough. How many times before they were caught? How many times would he be forced into this same situation, sitting alone with her in a darkened room, before his reputation was ruined? How long before he simply lept the distance between them and took her.

"I'm sorry," the echidna said, voice reluctant and strained. He let out a sigh, trying to resist the temptation," I have my friends to think about. My reputation. My responsibilities as Guardian of the Master Emerald."

She remained there seductively. She didn't say anything, didn't have to. That's just how she worked, silently inviting him with her tall, dark body, and elegant curves. Yes, this was the Devil in all his villainous glory. No foe before had been as strong an opponent as she. This was not the first battle they'd had, and each time she had this way of winning.

"Heh, I remember that time with the ice cream and chocolate syrup," he said, smiling at the old memories. Knuckles shook his head, practically laughing as he said," Maybe one last taste for the road-"

Ding-Dong

Knuckles turned his gaze from the chocolate cake, their latest game of willpower placed on Time-Out. Grimacing as he got up to meet the visitors at the door. "We'll pick this up later," he said, more than annoyed.

"Why am I being dragged into this?" Fredrick thought as he rang the doorbell again. All he did was try being a hero. Prove you could do less damage without powers and still save the day. Now the ship who's controls he trashed was lying nose-first in the middle of the river, and he was forced into this little charity with every other overpowered hedgehog and technicolor animal who fought off the fleet. His cart, usually filled with exotic treasures and museum quality artifact, was filled with random junk the mayor expected him to sell. Why would anyone buy a Shoe-Phone or a lamp shaped like a leg which oddly reminded him of a certain night with Rouge the Bat.

"Hello!?" the stag yelled, pounding the door again," Get off your lazy @$$"

"WHAT!?" Knuckles yelled as the door flew open. The Guardian of the Master Emerald looked almost like a child next to Fredrick, who was a good foot taller than him, two if one counted his antlers. The two glared at each other, the gaze never faltering as they spoke.

"I'm selling crap to fix the city. You wanna buy something?"

The echidna looked over his wares, asking," How much for the punching bag?"

"Seventy bucks."

"That's robery!"

"That's the only punching bag in this hemisphere strengthened with Chaos infused fibers and Biolizard hide! Seventy dollars is a bargain!"

(kepp going when u get back on ^ Im just urging to put mah girl in SORREH! X3 u guys now have meh completeleh interested)

"Rargh!" Huntress heaved her fist into the punching bag once more. Still in training in her private training room, she stood back, readying for another punch. "I'LL SHOW YOU WEAK! I'LL KNOCK YOU ONE TO THE HEAD SONIC RARGH!" running forward, she jumps up, diving down and punching it again. Breaking, part of the roof is pulled down from the chain being tugged from the roof. Huntress hits her forehead. "Oh dang it.... Gotta call Knuckles.... see if he'll let me practice at his...." She moans, pulling her boxing gloves off and walking into the house. As she went past the fridge, she pulled out a bottle of energy drink, picking up her home phone and calling Knuckles.

(Add your character to the lists fisrt, then you can RP. :I )

(Meanwhile At Blaze's House)

Blaze lit a cigar with her finger and sat on her couch. "Im so Bored!" She yelled.

(Sorry if my Blaze is Out of Character, I've never played a game with her in it. ^^; )
 * A knock is heard at the door*

The cat left off her plush sofa and walked to the door with all the grace one would expect of a Bengal Tiger. As she opened the door, she said in a flat, clearly bored tone," Yeah, who is it?"

Isaiah stood at the door, a cart carrying wares behind him. "Hey, the city has court marshalled me to sell stuff to pay for the rebuilding of the city. Would you like to buy anything"

She looked over his cart, biting her lip. "What's that thing?" she asked, motioning towards the pile of stuff.

Isaiah:  *Looks at where she's pointing* You mean this? *Points at a sheathed Katana*

"Yeah," she said, practically purring as she looked over the intricate sheath and handle," How much?"

"This is ridiculous." One of the many "heroes" turned salesmen complained. A blue echidna stood in front of his friend's house, where four of them; Two hedgehogs, and a cat, gathered. The group was looking over a wheelbarrow and a couple of wagons full of completely random objects. "I cannot BELIEVE they would do something like this to us." Smash growled.

"Door to Door salesmen...what have we gotten ourselves into." Violet asked flatly.

"This is an insult. After all the times we've saved these people's sorry butts, whether publicly or secretly,"

"And invested a little in the repairs when we had nothing to do with the damage in the first place!" Splice interjected.

"...they have the nerve to go and dump this junk on us to work off the bills to repair the city, when we were freaking out of town!?" Smash felt vein marks popping all over his face. "So it's just "We don't know which one of ya did it, so all of ya are going down. Take this crap and bring back cash." What the heck is up with that!?" He shot a glare at the wheelbarrow, picking up what appeared to be a banana shaped boomerang. "I didn't come home to find a wagon fulla crap sitting on my front porch!"

"I've never really known much about Door to Door salesmen since I live way out in the outskirts." Gizmo said with a shrug. "But it shouldn't be too hard...right?"

Smash narrowed his eyes at him. "Nobody ever buys anything from door salesmen. And I wouldn't buy this crap if it were a dime a dozen!"

"...what exactly are you supposed to do with some of this stuff, anyway?" Splice asked, picking up a seemingly broken piggy bank. "It looks like unloaded a dumpster in these things."

Violet heaved a long sigh. "I think it's best to just try and give it a shot. I mean, everyone else is putting up with it. It's not fair to them if we don't."

Smash gave an irritated grunt in response. "Fine. I guess they all feel the same way. But after this is over, the mayor can expect a very long and detailed written complaint in his office." He jerked away one of the wagons by the handle and stormed off down the driveway. Violet took another wagon, while Splice pushed the wheelbarrow. Gizmo just had a big sack slung over his shoulder.

Soon after they began their treak, the four stepped into an all out brawl. Cars were turned over like children's toys, the pavement was littered with spider web cracks, and in the middle of the carnage a red echidna punched at a brown deer pummeling the Guardian of the Master Emerald who gladly traded blows.

You're a liar!," Knuckles shouted," No way that thing's worth as much as you say!"

"Maybe it'll make more online if it's covered in your blood," Fredrick shouted, beating the echidna again," I wonder how much a Knuckles fangirl would pay for something with your DNA on it?"

A blue Seedarian walked towards Knuckles. " I brought you the Emerald Alarm Sir" She said.

"The what?" he asked, pausing long enough for the deer to hit him with his antlers and regain his feet.

"There now that your calmed down would you like some of my hot buns?" She asked

"Lady, who exactly are you?" Fredrick asked. He was still annoyed, and this girl asking random questions wasn't helping.