Roleplay:The Wal-Mart Wars

It's a roleplay where canon and fanon characters both work and shop at WalMart.

Rules

 * No harrassment
 * keep the language to a minimum.
 * No godmodding
 * no Trolls
 * no vandals
 * No extreme romance(kissing and flirting are okay)
 * Keep questions on the talk page.
 * Dont ask about playing
 * Have fun!

[edit] Players
Heroes Canon Characters  Villains 
 * Mazda, Alice, and Ray played by Wh!te$tar
 * Gale the Hedgehog (played by User:Gale the Hedgehog)
 * Charger: the Hedgechilla (played by User:Gale)
 * Endac the Hedgehog (played by SHADOW THE HEDGHOG) and lets not forget his pokemon and his 4 dragons now
 * Lightning "Selenia" the hedgehog (2315)
 * Dusk the Hedgehog (SHADOW)
 * Hood the Hedgehog (SHADOW)
 * Caden the Chao (Endac's chao) (still SHADOW)
 * Gwen the Mouse (Gwen)
 * Skully & Mortis (Gwen)
 * Drathradien the Darkhog(Played by NightFreak)
 * Isaih the Angelhedgefox and Skylar the Chao (Draon029)
 * Isabella the Angelfox and Izzy J the Chao (Draon029)
 * Renegade the Hedgemorph and Shapeshifter the Chao (Draon029)Placeholder
 * road runner the hedgehog
 * Zulto the Hedgehog (came to give his sister a visit, nearly done with training)
 * Rapid The Hedgehog
 * Meg the Hedgewolf (1LugiaLover)
 * Greg the Chameleon (1LugiaLover)
 * Phaaze the Hedgecat(makuta294)
 * Luvenia (2315)
 * Krinkinko the Hedgehog (Played by Sonicfan919 (but does he really want to destroy Walmart?))
 * Droget the Frog (Played by Sonicfan919 (he's just following his best bud kink))
 * Fa-La-Stu the Echidna (Played by sonicfan919)
 * Ezekiel The Hedgehog (Played by Team Awesome)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Silver the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Shadow the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Tails played by anyone.
 * Chip played mainly by 1LugiaLover
 * Snively played by anyone (he's also a villan)
 * Dr. Eggman played by anybody
 * Bane the Morph (played by User:Gale)
 * Customers played by anybody. >:)
 * Cutlass the Hedgefox (Draon029)
 * trever the hedgehog

Any canon characters can be played by anyone! Just no fanon characters.

Roleplay
Mazda: Man Ray. Thanks to you, now we need money to fix that school! (puts blue vest over olive green shirt) I hope you're happy.

Ray: Meh, it wasn't my fault. Those kids were askin' for trouble...

Alice: *sigh* Let's just get this over with. (takes happy face stickers) I'll be in gardening!

(at the front)

Sonic: Is this it?!? IS THIS THE PLACE!?!

Anouncer: Half price on chili dogs, isle twelve.

Sonic: Yes!!!!

Shadow: i'll take spicy chilidogs................*rushes off in the same direction as sonic*

Endac: hey Mazda when did you get a job here?

Mazda: The same day Ray plowed an airliner through a school gymnasium. -_-"

Selenia: *appears* Hello ladies and gentlemen and the stupid red and black idiot brother hog

(from far off she hears) Shadow: thats not funny

Mazda: (walk away) Sorry guys....some two year old puked in toys. T^T

Selenia: I have to work here too...Luvenia destroyed the white house for not giving her pizza...-_-

Endac: well atleast we're working with people we know right

Ray: That's.............sweet! Was there destruction!?! nAnd smoke! And-

Alice: Ray! (shuts his mouth with happy face sticker) Remember your therapy! *to Selenia* Sorry. After he joined Eggman, Ray realized how much he loves destruction. Hense the airliber and the gym.

Selenia: I know how you feel...Luvenia's more hyper then Ray once She saw him destroy stuff...

Alice: Oh wel....

Anouncer: Will the nearest employee please report to the games isle?

Ray: (tears sticker off, leaving a red circle) I'll get it! (runs almost as fast as Sonic)

Gale and Charger: here for duty *put on vests and head to work at the deli*

Isaih: *Apears with Isabella and their chaos on their shoulders* Hey guys, what up?

runner:*walks in and instanly head for the gaming isle*

Alice: (takes anouncer thingy) Ray!!!! You're supposed to work cash register! Tails is working games!

Endac: i'm going to go stock the game isle with my new game of J *walks off*

Drathradien:(walks in goes to the bathroom)

Mazda: Poor guy. Probably hasn't seen that bathroom yet........

Selenia: Great...my boyfriends brother is here...

Drathradien:(from the bathroom)I HEARD THAT!

Isaih: Hey Alice, got anything specific for Izzy and I?

Alice: You should try the auto garage. I hear they need some extra hands. Selenia, I think you'd do well in hunting. >:)

runner:hmmm,where is it *searching through the games*

Gale: (at the Deli) Charger hand me the.............Charger what are you doing

Charger: *holding Endacs chao over the deli slicer* uuuuuh..................................nothing

Endac: *Stocking the shelves with his knew game of J's racing called "J the Hedgehog: Riding Wind*

(Light: what Alice mean?)

Selenia: Sure :)

Gale: Charger your the head mechanic remeber

Charger: oh yeah ok well bye *sets down Caden and runs off

Drathradien:(comes out of the bathroom and goes to the hunting section)

Caden: *cries wavind his arms up and down and banging his feet on the corner wailing for Endac* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCC

Alice: I'll be in gardening with Cream.

(bring in the customers. ;~;)

Customer: hello? are you open?

Mazda: We're a 24/7 store. Of course we're freakin' open.

Customer: well then I'll just take my money to K-Mart if your going to be so rude to me.

runner:*grabs sonic and sega all stars racing*ill take this one

Selenia: *in hunting section* Mazda your so crazy...

Gale: *Watches Darth and Selenia from afar* (whispers) i got your back Cous'. He hurts you i'm coming \=I

trever:*in the hunting section,sees runner,then grabs a gun* just hold still *aims for him*

Drathradien:(looking at amunition then goes to selenia)You got amo for miniguns?

Shadow: *in hunting section* =D Shotgun (stares at an advanced Shotgun)

Selenia: Yes we do ^_^ *goes and gets amo for miniguns* there you go

Drathradien:(pays selenia)

Alice: (on announcer to shadow) Our fully manned and loaded battleships ate now 75 percent off! the fleet must go!

Shadow: I LOVE WALMART (rushes at top speed to the fleet)

Charger: *in the Auto shop section* Well Im open and ready for business a full repair is $50.00, a new engine 25.00, ana a ne..................*looks over at K-Mart and see's 5 enemies go in* oh $*** *talks into microphone* Mazda Ray every employee we've got evil company working at K-Mart

trever:*shoots runner*

runner:*ducks* havnt got me yet trever,and never will *runs*

Selenia: Thank you brother, please come again *to trever* you better buy that if you wanna use it!

Charger: Employee's we have a enemy of walmart in the hunter section take up any weapons available and hunt him down*grabs a nail gun* this will do perfectly *heads inside*

trever:hmhp,fine *pays her* itll be worth it *goes after runner*

Mazda: What happened?!?

Charger: an Employee of K-Mart our hated Rival is in the Hunter section of this Wal-Mart Shooting at customers so i grabed this nail gun and im going to go get him out or kill him *runs off*

Selenia:....*does something random* Splunger!

(meanwhile in games)

Annoying customer: You dare call this a game collection? I onlyt plsay hardcore games like Halo and Warcraft for hardecore gamers such as myself.

Tails: It's what we've got.

Customer: I demand ypou bring me better games!

Tails: Oh boy.......

runner:umm,how much for this game

Tails: Twenty dollars sir.

Customer: I'll tae that. (swaps game) Nobody gets to buy anything until I see a better game!

Tails: You do that and I'll call Amy from gardening!

Selenia: *snatches game from Costumer and scans it for Runner* 15 dollars

runner:ok *pays her*thanks

Customer: I'm going to k-mart.....(stomps off)

Tails: Thanks Selenia.

(meanwhile with Ray)

Ray: IT SAYS FOUR DOLLARS FOR THE CANTELOPE! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

Blaze: AND I'M TELLINGT YOU IT SAID TWO DOLLARS!!!

Ray: I SWEAR I'LL CALL SECURITY ON YOU!!!

(In the costume section)

Little girl Customer: I wanna pwincess dwess!

Gwen: For the last time, we don't have any princess costumes!

Girl: But I want it!

Gwen: *Sigh*

runner:having a bit of trouble gwen

Gwen: Yea, this lil brat won't settle for anything other than a "Pwincess Dwess".

runner:hmmm,maybe i could help

Selenia: *in her section*

Mazda: (runs in) Selenia! grab the battleships and tanks................and shadow! We're attacking K-mart!

Selenia: DAs long as Im not bored! *grabs what was said*

Gale: Awesome (takes his knives and runs off)

Charger: Nail Guns for everyone (passes out nail guns and takes 2 for himself)

(at K-mart)

Dr. Eggman: So, they want to play? Well, we'll just have to play back, won't we my dear?

???girl: Yes Doctor. Then.......he'll be all mine...............


 * Meanwhile*

Gwen: Woohoo! *Swings by on a rope in a pirate costume*

Selenia: I don't think it's a good idea though...

Shadow: charge man CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGE (8 battle ships charge towards K-Mart)

Gwen: Yea, it may not be such a great plan guys....

Charger: Your going down this time Bane *pulls out his Chaos Dao's* I am Captain Charger *is in pirate costume* HA HA HA *hardy evil laugh*

???: Well, well, well; if it isnt my favorite sister working at Walmart.

runner:*is on a water bike like the wave cyclone*

Mazda: Yargh. I haven'ty done this since 1865.....186...oh crap.

???girl: Oh Sonic: (princess Elise in old timey clothing) I'll be plunderin' your booty!

Sonic: Eeeep!

Selenia: Mazda...*hold him close to choking* Have I've ever told you how much I love you like a brother?!

Gwen: Sweet! I set a pirate trend!

Skully: Yo ho ho and a barrel of fun!

Mazda: I know....Selenda! XD

Sonic: Elise! I'm outta here!

Elise: (swings from rope) I'll alwaus find you Sopnic!

runner:*cuts the rope* *puts on eyepatch*

Selenia: *gives Mazda a dirty look* you love that page, dont you?

Zulto: *uses powers and uses it to fling Elise to another Isle* Hey Sis [Selenia]...Ive nearly completed my training..and I missed you sooooo much! *hugs her*

Mazda: (puts on Jack Sparrow cosplay) Now where's the rum Mates!?!

Selenia: Hey Zulto! *to Mazda* Mazda im gonna slap you...*mysterious smile*

Gwen: *Slaps Mazda* Me too! I love that movie!

runner:im not good at pretending to be a pirate

Mazda: (shoots Elise) Parlay!

Eggman: You called? (brings Eggman fleet.)

Gwen: Well, Eggman's no Davey Jones, but he'll do.

Elise: I'VE HAD IT! I'M BLOODY TIRED OF RUN SOAKES, DIRTY PIRATES!!! (takes out machine gun) Now surrender my Sonic!

Charger: (fires nail gun at Bane. wounds him and starts battleing with his Chaos Dao's)

Selenia: Heheh...

Gwen: Wow, you really are some fangirl Elise.

Mazda: I wash myself of this weirdness! (takesw bombs and destroy eggman fleet!

Eggman: Fine! We'll return to our stores and resume at dawn!

Ray: Agreed!

Elise: *gasp* Oh Ray!!!!!

Gwen: Hey look! My monkey! *The monkey jumps on her shoulder*

Selenia: *slaps Ray*

runner:uhhh gwen,why do you have a monkey

Gwen: I like monkeys! And my Skeleton Crew! xD

Alice: *slaps Elise*

Mazda: You'll always remember this as trhe day you almopst defeated Mazda the Hedgehog!!!! (splash of watrer)

runner:......

Shadow: hello and welcome to walmart

Endac: uuuuuuhhhhh hi shadow

Shadow: guess what your getting a job here.....now

Endac: aaaaawww i was gonna play the new video game i made for J with him today

part 2
Gwen: Ya know Mazda, no offense but you as Jack sorta wierds me out...

Selenia: Lets just call it a day...

Mazda: Let's skip that! We need to keep those customers happy and defeat K-mart! I say, half man the guns, the other half deal with customers!

Ray: DESTRUCTION!

Alice: (slpas him with smile stickers) I'll defend the gardening center.

Gwen: Sorry guys, I'm dead.

runner:see ya guys *goes home*

Selenia: I'll be at the hunting section...If you need me just call...

Drathradien(in the hunting section, talking with some girls)

Mortis: *Goes up to Mazda* Do ya fear death?

Mazda: I'm 2000 years old. I aint scared of you wipper snappers!

Mortis: That was a joke.

Selenia: Wow Mazda...just wow...*bursts into laughter*

Mazda: You kids sand you Face books and the Twitter! (shakes fiust) Oh well. I'll be dealing with customers.

(everyone. play the most annoting customers you can so we can kill them!)

Skully: *Shakes head sadly* You cosplay as Jack yet you don't know Davey Jones' famous quote.

Mazda: I know the quote, I'm just not afraid of death. I'm already an angel, so no worrties.

Selenia: Oh, Im sorry Mazda, I guess you don't know I have almost the same age of you when Im in my dragon form!

Mazda: No worries. I'll be with customers.

Selenia: *sighs* Please don't call me if there is a kid vomiting somewhere...I will slap you...*walks off to the hunting section*

(everyone, be the most annoying customers posibble! We're gonna kill 'em!)

runner:*comes back* so what do we do now

Kid: Do you have any candy, Mister Mazda?!

(Then, from an isle just beside them, there is a huge explosion and canned food flies everywhere. Kairu the Hedgehog walks out with a smug look on his face.)

Kairu: Cleanup on Aisle 7!

Mazda: There's candy at eacxh isle. Just ask youre moomy.

Kid: What kind of candy?!

runner:go check

(In the costume department)

Gwen: FOR THE LAST STINKEN TIME WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PRINCESS COSTUMES!!!

Mazda: Go with your mom and find out. I gotta clean up aisle 7...........

runner:im bored *gets a new,nerf stampede*

Kid: MEANY! *Kicks Mazda in the shin*

Mazda: (takes scythe) You whipper snapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: Im gonna sue you!

runner:*shoots kid with nerf gun* get over it

Mazda: Try it and I'll counter sue trhen burn your house!

(Mazda's scythe explodes. Then there's a huge explosion in every aisle.) Kairu: Cleanup on Aisle everywhere! BOOM! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Rapid: I'm here to sign up. *sees the mess*... ... ............

Kid: MOOMY!!!

Mom: How dare you threaten us!

Mazda: Security! (takes family away)

Rapid: ...*Goes up to Mazda* Um... Excuse me but can you tell me how to sign up?

Mazda: The sign up center. It's right over ther. (points) Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta clean up grafitti on the store wall.

Drathradien:(goes to sign up center)I'd like to apply

Selenia: Ill go clean that up..Try to help this little girl to find a movie

Maqzda: Not another one.....

Selenia: Do you wanna beat that K-Mart? Then help...*puts arm on his shoulder* And please be nice

Mazda: Ugh......what movie d'ya want?

runner:so what do i do

Rapid: *signs up* Ok so do I get to work here? Or do I wait? Little girl: *behind Selenia* he's scawy...

Selenia: There there, He's a really nice person...*looks at Mazda with a "you better not screw this up" look* He will help you, Now if you excuse me...*walks off to clean*

Girl:...

Endac: *finishes with his game sotcking and looks around*....... wtf did i miss

Charger: (walks in coverd in ketchup and brusies)Ow help i am covered in ketchup because of Elise and o yeah i need some more nails it toke all 15 i had to knock out Eggman so i could leave

Mazda: Wash up in the back, then help man the guns. I've gotta deal whith whiny four year olds..........

Gwen: Hey Mazda, ya know since I started the pirate theme I'm technically captain ^^

Mazda: I think the boss is captain, since they own the store....

(guess who owns the store. XD)

Girl: Uh mister....?

Mazda: Yeah???

runner:hey,mazda,wheres your boss

Girl: Can you pwease help me?

Gwen: We oughta have a voting for captain.

runner:who is the boos anyways

Mazda:.............Espio....And the owner of K-Mart is none other than................the Tails Doll!!!!!!!

Girl: EEP!

Gwen: My sister's best friends with Espio!

runner:never wouldve guess espio

Gale: (walks in in the same beat down state as Charger was) I know where to go *limps past Selenia's post and then falls over* Ow

Girl: *runs off*


 * The next day*

Krinkinko: *Bursts through the automatic doors then walks in a slow motion fashion*

Fa-La-Stu: *whispering*We look stupid doing this kink.

Krinkinko: Heh, deal with it now recite our lines.

Droget: On it! *he rushes to the toy section*

Fa-La-Stu: G.U.N.'s gonnah' kill us for this.

Krinkinko: No they won't. *He rushes to each isle gathering weird items like baking powder, killer venus fly traps and cookies.*

Fa-La-Stu: *Hands about 3,000 dollars to the cashier* Okay this should be enough to pay for all our items. *In her head:But not nearly as much money we need to pay for all the damage were about to do.*

Krinkinko: Okay I think I have all the items. *Whispering* Mission: Terminate Wal-Mart all ready it's time to rock and roll!

Mazda: (takes scythe) Sorry, but the only thing that's gonna get terminated is your dignity! I suggest you leave before I pound your skulls in! Oh yeah, and have a nice day.

Rapid: *sigh* I'm bored. *In a corner by himself feeling lonely*

Chip: *flies up to Mazda* hello, i would like to apply for a job in the candy department,

Mazda: Uhhhhhhhhh, sure. Just go over there and ask. (poiints to sign up booth)

Rapid: *walking around looking for entertainment and attention* Sigh...

Phaaze:*signs up for an application and walks up to Mazda* is there a Mining secter here where people go to buy mining equipment because I won't to work there?

Mazda: It's Wal Mart. We've got a section for everything. Just check between Military Equipment and Famous Monuments. It's easy to find if you take a right at Lumber.

Krinkinko: Oh if your going to terminate me your going to have to catch me first. *He then opens a bag of powder and throws it on the floor substituting as a ske bomb he then reapears on a shelf.

Droget: Clean up on isle 11 heh heh!

Mazda: (thinking)''I can't keep this place in shape and fight them at the same time. Kssaaaaaa''.......

Alice: (jumps in) Relax Mazda! I think the flowers'll be just fine! (chases Krinkinko)

Mazda: Right.......

Rapid: *walks up to Mazda nervously* H-h-h-hi-i. *sweating nervously*

Mazda: Uh, hi?

(meanwhile)

Alice: (trowing smiley stickers like frisbees and slashing with her fans) You don't stand a chance Krinkinko.

Rapid: *runs away slam into Krinkinko* Ooops Sorry! *gets hit inbetween his eyes with a frisbee an is knocked out cold*

Alice: Let me tell you now, these fans aren't for slashing prices! Not, you K-mart scum...(takes battle stance)...welcome to Wal-Mart! (charges at him)

[a bunch of space pirates come in and are heading to the mining department]

Selenia: Uh....I leave for one day and there is chaos...weird...

[at the mining department]

Phaaze:That will be $1000000000 for the Phazon

Space pirate leader:Thanks here's the money*hands money*Now we can beat the Galatic Federation.

Rapid: *goes to Selenia trying not to act like a fool* Uhh... H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hh-h-h-hi! *runs but slips on wet paint and falls and breaks his left and right leg*

Selenia: Okay Mr, Iet me heal now...*heals Rapid's legs*

Phaaze:The Galactic Federation will probably come after me since I supplied the space pirates with Phazon. Oh well. Who else wants phazon?

Rapid: *trying not to blush but does* I'm R-Rapid the Hedgehog. I'm a total clutz around people I don't know *blushes EXTREMLY* Uhh.... Would you- Never mind it's a dumb question... * walks away slowly.

Selenia: *gets in front* Well, let me introduce myself! My name is Lightning "Selenia" the hedgehog, very nice to meet you

Rapid: *blushes EVEN MORE* Nice t-t-to m-meet y-you t-to! *blushes so mush his whole face is red and is sweating nervously*

Selenia: You work here?

Ray: (walks in) *sigh* I finally delt with those annoying....oh, Hey Selenia. Man, you've got no idea what I just went through.

Selenia: Ya know, if you called me, I could've helped...[sweatdrop]

Ray: Uh, no. I just spent four hours trying to find Vector a computer room. -_-#

Phaaze:Maybe I can make red phazon though that useually kills people more than blue phazon.

Selenia: Uh...wow...

Ray: (crying onher shoulder) I couldn't get him to say yes or no!!! *sobs* All he kept saying was find the freain' computer room! I hate this job!

Phaaze:Can I go on my break? I just sold blue Phazon to some space pirates for $1000000000 and I need to see if I can make red phazon.

Selenia: There there...*pats his head* why don't you destroy something, like destroy the CVS pharmacy over there, that might help you...

Mazda: Go ahead Phaaze.

Ray: Okay. I'll go shoot at Kmart.

Part 3
(be more randopm! mwahahaha!!)

(LOL! ME LIEK RANDOM! >8D)

Selenia: Poor rapid, I wonder though...

Phaaze:(makes an underground labratory under Wal-Mart and entrice is in the Mining sector)

Selenia: *in her section, some boys come in and start to flirt with her*

Boy 1: So when do you get off?

Selenia: I dunno...

Boy 2: *starts to stroke her hair* you wanna come with us?

Selenia: Eww! *slaps his hand off* No thank you!

Boy 3: *grabs her hand* Cmon, it'll be fun...

Selenia: *growls* I said, no thank you...

runner:*comes up to them*are you guys deaf,she said no,now you'd better get out

Phaaze:*comes out of underground mining lab*hey what are you doing to her.*punches first boy*

Rapid: * kicks second boy but the second boy knows martial arts* Awww Man...

runner:throws the third boy at the second boy*

Mazda: (comes in and slices them with scythe) Stay away from my girl! (kills one of them)

Boys: Ooph!

Selenia: *throws all boys at the end of the store*

runner:that should teach those guys i lesson

Phaaze:Are you okay Selenia?

Selenia: *cleans herself* Yep! I don't think any boy would like to mess with me now!

(Meanwhile)

Krinkinko:Man that girl sure packs a punch I'm bruised!

Droget: Kink let me help you out!


 * He throws his sword in but since kink and alice are moving so much it cuts some of kink's arm)

Krinkinko:Drogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Fa-La-Stu: Your not going to hurt my friends no matter how much I hate this invasion! *She puts mentos in a milk carton to use it as a gun*

Krinkinko: Droget, disamble this phone and hurl it!

Droget: No problem. *As alice sputters and regains her breath droget hurls the phone at her*

Fa-La-Stu: Oh, and if we were really with Kmart we would be hurling blue lightbulbs.

Krinkinko:Hurry she's getting up!

Droget: Let's go hey Kink got any ideas for another challenge?

Krinkinko:That guy with a sythe looked cool

Fa-La-Stu: Guys I sensed his energy his power is waaaaaaaaaay beyond yours. Plus your in critical condition.

Droget:Relax! Live a little!

Fa-La-Stu:You don't get it do you.......well okay we'll all take part in the battle but no tricks okay.


 * Both kink and Droget answer Okay;;

Fa-La-Stu:Good! Oh no she's up and about to get us! *She then uses chaos control to telaport to Mazda's Current location*

Alice: (from behind, and with a bleding skull, she ponts the fans under their necks as they turn to see her) P{eople don't like it when you hit them with phones. (knocks them out) To Espio with you!

Boy's 1 and 2: Yes mam! sorry mam! *run out the store like little coward dogs* MOMMY!

Phaaze:Well I'm going back underground and try to produce Red Phazon. I think the Space Pirates are going to come back for more phazon. Oh and Selenia take this*hands a black crystal to Selenia*

runner:whats that

Selenia: *grabs crystal* What's this?

Mazha: You okay Selenia??

Selenia: Of course I am ^_^ *hugs Mazda* Why wouldn't I be...? [thoughts] except the part where the boys touched me...-_-

runner:hmmm

Selenia: *looks at the crystal, with a confused and mysterious face* hmm...I wonder...

Phaaze:That is a Black Phazon Crystal. Don't worry it won't hurt you. If you are in danger or need help just call my name when your holding it and I'll help you. It is only one on the market and I only give to friends and trustworthy people. Well seeya*Goes to underground mining lab*

runner:sounds cool

Mazda: I'll kill them! No one touches you but me!..............(sweaytdrop)

Selenia: It's okay, really ^_^; *kisses his cheek* promise

Mazda: (blusjhes)

runner:you two are cute together

Selenia: *blushes a bit* Thank you..

Mazda: Well, I gotta go clean up yaoi grafitti from the side of the store.........

Selenia: Kay, I'll go pay the damage Ray did to the CVS Store......

Mazda: ???> He didn't break CVS. He shot at Kmart! >:D

runner:*goes to the game isle*

Selenia: >:D awesome! *laughs, then stops* Oh Shoot! Luvenia destroyed CVS! *runs off* I gotta go! Seeya in a bit!

Mazda" Seeya!

Luvenia: *appears* Hey there Mazda! >:D

Mazda: Oh hey Luvenia.

runner:hi luvenia

Luvenia: I see your her new boyfriend, Im inpressed, I didn't like Darth one bit actually...He freaks me out

Mazda: Yeah.......But, we're together now. How's Ahura?

Luvenia: He's good, And now I love destroying thingys!!! >8D! oh, and you seem to be happier now

Phaaze:I made Red Phazon. Time to add it to the market.

Phazon market


 * Blue Phazon Ore


 * Red Phazon Ore

Mazda: Yeah, I'm pretty good now that she's around more.
 * Red Magma Crystals

Luvenia: Or that you two are dating? I saw what you said at the blog thingy, you expressed your feelings towards her?

runner:i wish i could be with destiney right now

Mazda: Yeah. Hey, you wanna help out? We're gonna throw the smoke bombs at Kmart then grafitti their front doors!

runner:ill help

Phaaze:Hey can I use my new phazon weapons to help destroy Kmart?

runner:can i try one

Phaaze:Sure*gives Runner a Phazon arm cannon*

runner:cool,but how does it *acidently fires it and it hits the wall*

Selenia: Cool! This time Ill do more damage! >:D

runner:ok then,lets go

Fa-La-Stu: *Warps infront of everyone with krinkinko and Droget* I guess my chaos control doesn't work when trying to locate people like him.

Fa-La-Stu:Anyways were sorry for the damage we did to your store.

Krinkinko:Yeah, all we wanted to do is.......

Fa-La-Stu: *elbows kink*

Krinkinko: All I wanted to do is have some fun since my leg just healed and all

Droget:So you can count on us for anything you need!

Krinkinko:Yeah, you can count on team Twerunka Jungle

Phaaze:Well I'm going to go home but for the safety of Wal-mart I'm going to activate the phazon self-defense program.*pushes buttons and tons of Phazon cannons appear on Wal-mart*Bye

runner:so,when do we attack

Rapid: I'm thirsty and lonely...

Evil Kid: Here have some Blue Dew!

Rapid: Sure. *drinks it but falls motionlessly*

Evil Kid: YES I KILLED HIM!!!!!!! *happily beats up Rapid's body and breaks every bone in Rapid's body*

Rapid: *bleeding everywhere leaving a bloody mess*

Selenia: Great...*heals everything on Rapid*

runner:what kind of move is that,chaos heal or...

Selenia: Crystaline heal...Something from a different emerald...

Gale: *still lying outside the Wal-Mart bruised and bloody from bieng captured by K-Mart* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

runner:huh

Selenia: yeah...*completey heals Rapid, then goes off and helps Gale*

runner:*goes with her*

Rapid: *sees his blood* MOTHER! FATHER! I'LL GET REVENGE ON THE PLANETARY DESTROYER!

Phaaze:I'm back and I'm bored. I think I'll sleep at my post since I doubt anyone besides the Space Pirates would want to buy my Phazon except maybe the girls would want the Red Magma Crystals.

Gale: (with last bit of voice)....................................ow

runner:this doesnt look good

Fa-La-Stu:I- think I can heal him.

runner:i think we should let selenia do this

Selenia: *uses the same steps that healed Rapid*

Fa-La-Stu: I hope to be a great healer like you someday.

runner:yea,shes realy good

Selenia: Thank you...*she makes a pentogram (the same pentogram symbol on her stomach) and heals Gale* there...

Phaaze:zzzzzzzz

runner:so,lets attack K-Mart

Rapid: Yeah! Let's attack K-Mart *pulls out and AK-47*

Gale: (opens eyes) Woah thanks Selenia (gets up hugs here then goes back to the Deli) Im serving lunch soon so come on =)

Selenia: Okay! guys, before we do that, lets go and have lunch

runner:fine by me

Selenia: Yay

Shadow: *stomach growls* awesome

Phaaze:zzzzzzz

Selenia: Lets go then

runner:right behind you

Rapid: YEAH!!!!! IT'S LUNCH TIME YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *starts breakdancing and does all of Michael J's dance moves and moonwalks thoughout the whole store* I WANT LUNCH! FALCON LUNCH!!!!!

Gale: (inside) Grab what you want from the Deli and bakery and other food isles (Charger was eating Chicken Wings and Dounuts)

Charger: I love the Food Isles =D

Selenia: Okay Rapid, Cmon!

Rapid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runner:wow

Selenia: [sweatdrop]

runner:well come on

Rapid: * with $160,000,000 in his hands* What? I'll have... one of everything!

Cashier 1: Uhhh... Thats gonna be *types on the cash register* $500,000

Selenia: whoa...

runner:yea

Droget: Okay guys we need a game plan. We need to make up a strategy so who wants to share their ideas?

Rapid: Not yet Droget, I'm still hungry.

Selenia: [sweatdrop]

runner:i got nothing

Mazda: I say we attack them from where they least expectr it: From below! And through the only ways in from below: The bathrooms!

runner:.......

Selenia: What happens if you come up of the wrong bathroom???

Mazda: It doesn't matter which! As long as we come up and smash up their shelves! XD

Selenia: Uh....Okay then, I like that plan

Luvenia: I SAY WE SET UP BOMBS ON THE OUTSIED, THEN ONCE THAT HAPPENS WE W-

Selenia: You are crazy, luv

Phaaze:*wakes up*We can go through my underground lab to get to K-mart. I made sure to connect them so I can steal supplies.

Mazda: She kinda is.............

runner:yep

Luvenia: *noms Mazda's head* >:

Mazda: Control her...........

Phaaze:I guess no one likes my idea.*goes back to sleep*zzzzzzzzzzz

runner:i got it *prys her off*

Luvenia: *sticking on Mazda*

Selenia: Sorry about this...

runner:*still trying to pry her off*

Gale: Uh Guys, We've got a problem

Charger: (announcer) restock Isles 11 12 and 13:the Military Isles

Gale: K-Mart stole our Weapons

Luvenia: *lets go, sending Runner flying*

Selenia: *carefully rubs the place Luvenia bit Mazda* you alright?

runner:ow,oh sure,go take care of your boyfriend

Phaaze:*wakes up again*Weapons have been stolen? I guess you can use my phazon cannons.

Droget:Good guys okay let's do all of them *working in a notepad*

Krinkinko:Droget all your doing is writing 25 years later fanfics for everyone in here!

Droget: I need my fanfiction time!

Fa-La-Stu:Atleast I'm writing down the REAL ideas!

Selenia: *kisses the spot where Luvenia bit him and goes to Runner with an angry grin* Arre you alright?!

Rapid: *drops 25 guns* Take one everybody.

runner:yea,yea,im fine

Krinkinko:I'll just use these flaming hot cookies /i was going to use when I pretended to be evil.

Luvenia: *takes the biggest gun* >:D

runner:uh oh

Luvenia: *aims it at Runner* >8D

Charger: Wait lets also use non weapon items like golf clubs, nail guns even this (holds up a makeshift canon) The guns ammo is footballs

runner:O_o

this isnt my day

Gale: Check this out (holds up a chaingun) Its a Dog Food Chaingun

(runner-g2g,night guys)

(In his Section, Isaih is met by a K-mart worker.)

Isaih: *turns* O_O HOLY S*** why the H*** are you working with them.

???: well it fits my description since I'm EVIL!!!!

Isaih: *Pulls out a walkie and clicks button on side* Attention, I have found Cutlass the Hedgefox.....Bring artillery imediately!!!!!!

Rapid: *takes an AK-47 and a Desert Eagle with a Silencer and gives Luvenia lots of reloads* Alright. Here. We. G-*Evil Boy that almost killed Rapid appears with an army of 58 kids and 16 teenagers with a bunch of Uzi's and Ak's*

Rapid: AW COME ON!!!!!! Alright you asked for it! *takes out 6 Chaos Emeralds* Hey What gives- * chao appears with the 7th and swallows it*

Selenia: If I slap you, its to help not hurt

Mazda: (comes in, slices chao in half, gives back the emerald, and turns into Evangeline mode!) Where would you be without me?

Rapid: Selenia, you're gonna slap me? *gives her puppy eyes and the cute lip*

Selenia: *to Mazda* Somewhere I don't wanna be *smiles, then to Rapid* There there, as long as you keep calm...

Luvenia: MUAHAHAHA!

Selenia: Dear god, help me control Luvenia...

Rapid: *Runs up to Luvienia* Hey Cut out Luvenia!

Luvenia: *points her gun to Rapid* >:D

Gale: (fires his dog food chain gun at the kids) get out of our Wal-Mart you filthy vermin

Mazda: (uses scythe so precisely, he cute the gun in half without hurting her) Don't even think about it!

Selenia: [sweatdrop]

Luvenia: *noms Mazda again*

Rapid: I could of handled that on my own. >:(

Selenia: *tickles Luvenia into letting go*

Mazda: Luvenia, I'm ordering you to get off me.....(evil face)..............as your future dad. (he's just saying that to scare her. XD)

Rapid: Hey Mazda, wanna spar?

Endac: O_O wtf happened to this place

Selenia: *surprised, and a bit embarrassed, then blushes deeply* .................O_O!

Luvenia: *lets go* your gonna marry her?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Mazda: -_-. I was trying to scare you but I guess not. And sure Rapid. (but if I powerplay or g-mod, tell me so I an fix it. You can't learn through mistakes if you don't know what you did wrong)

Krinkinko:*Interupts* Guys,I just wanted to shop online and K-Mart broke the firewalls and took over everything electronic item in our store and......

Selenia: Mazda, you scared me there for a bit [sweatdrops]
 * Robotic tentacles grab krinkinko's mouth and pulls him to the back*

Luvenia: Yeah, Since in a month Selenia's gonna be sentence to executio-*covers her mouth*

Selenia: Luvenia! I told you not to say that!

Mazda: Execution!?! And robot tentacles!?! Man, never a dull day....................

Ezekiel: *Enters the store* Coolio wal-mart eh?

Rapid: *kicks Mazda and taunts him* Come at me, bro!

Selenia: Ill be somewhere else if you need me! *goes off*

Luvenia: I didnt mean to say that, Mazda!

Ezekiel: *Grabs sonic unleashed off of the game shelf* Coolio

Gale: K-Mart just stole the ownership of this Wal-Mart

Sonic:STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP (everyone stop and listen plz)

Luvenia: Huh?

Ezekiel: What Eh?

Rapid: O_o What Sonic?

Sonic: Thank you. Now did anyone here what Gale just said?

Ezekiel: uhhhhhhhhh no.

Selenia: *appears, in scars then slaps Sonic* Of course I did- *coughs uncontrollibly*

Shadow: Oh heck *runs over to slenia* you ok sis

Selenia: N-NO! *coughs* d-dont you *cough* dare use that move to help! *cough* because It wont work anymore!

Ezekiel: What did gale say about Kmart. i like to call it Kfart

Mzda: Yeah, stay away from her Shadow! (hugs her) You okayu?

Selenia: Not really...*stroke his head* I need to tell you something...it won't take long...

Shadow: D=>..........*scarred for life by hatred* *sulks away*

Ezekiel: Wal-mart is better than Kfart because i can get pop-tarts here at wal-mart

Selenia: [ESP To Shadow] Shadow...I know it was rude, but I need to tell Mazda the truth...I dont want you to tell him...

Shadow: *shaking voice* well all i wanted was to know if you were ok. but i failed again in trying to help you..........

(SHADOW: maybe i'm being to dramatic cause honestly what i'm saying is almost making me cry)

Ezekiel: I luvs mah pop-tarts *Gives caheir money and rips the box open* Yummt pop tarts

Mazda: About what??? (gasp) Kfart didn't find out about my water tower that turns into an attack robot, did they?!?

Sonic: Gale just said K-Mart stole the ownership of this Wal-Mart. Dosen't that make you want to fight? We need to get that ownership back and I have a plan: Ariel assault. They will be off guard enough for us to kick there butts, get the deed back and still have time to reclaim everything else the stole from us

Sniveley: *on a random T.v. monitor*your friend just said that we have taken over your pitiful store!


 * He then locks all the door and reinforced them with metal.*

Fa-La-Stu: Wheres kink!?

Sniveley:He'll be joining us soon!

Krinkinko: *from another t.v. screen* Never needle nose!

Mazda: I'm callin' the robot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selenia: *gets up*to sonic* Sonic, I just went over there! Look at me! Do you not see scars all over me?! They were about to-*starts coughing, but blood comes out*

Ezekiel: Who is needle nose?

Gale: [=O >=( Thats it I have had Enough of this violence. Mazda, Shadow come on were ending this now (becomes Hurricane Gale) Lets Go (grabs his Sword witch was now made of pure Antamanteum (probably spelled that wrong))

Shadow: fine (still sad)

Ezekiel: Iluv dis store...it has everything

Rapid: *sees her wounds and falls to the ground*(In Rapid's flashback) Mom Dad! Hold on! Rapid's Father: No Stay back! ???: *kills Rapid's parents* Rapid:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *uses a Hedgehog Emerald and goes Hyper Dark Angry Rapid* (flashback ends)

Selenia: 8gets up, trying to heal herself* Forget about my wounds, Im coming too!

Ezekiel: Wait fer me eh.

Selenia: *wraps her scars, then sets off* Cmon Luvenia! Grab another gun!

Luvenia: *grabs the biggest gun* MUAHAHAHA!

Ezekiel: *Gets some grenades but accidently pulls the string* oops.

(GRENADES EXPLODE)

Snively: *on another t.v. screen* There getting rowdy gathering guns oh well.

snively:Send out the techno-puss

Gale: Oh Wow (chops all legs off and stabs the head 888 times in 10 seconds) Easy (only time i G-Mod promise)
 * A mechanical octopus with 888 legs appeared in isle 8*

Isaih: *Intercom* WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME *Explosions from aisle 12*

Shadow: *Soul Hardens*

Endac: lets kick A** *pulls out Dragonbane* *charges into K-mart and destroys first thing in sight......................the pharmacy*

Selenia: Shadow, don't you dare go raging mad...

Shadow:.............

(inside his soul)

Tiny shadow with highpitched voice: oh come on i just got the cement to harden..............fine (breaks the rock around his soul)

(outside of his soul)

Shadow: right

Snivley:*T.v. screen* Send out the 1212 evil armed toy dora's in isle 12. Oh, and don't forget to have evil barney in their also make him extra dangerous.

Krinkinko: *another screen*Hurry up and let me free.

Snively:NEVER! Now get me a soda and stir it.

Krinkinko: *sigh* yes snively.

Gale: (facepalm) *goes after Eggman and the Villans* This is for huting my closest Famly and only Family *slices dorr the were hideing behind in half* Hi and Bye )=) (places a smoke bomb on floor and ties them to a pole so they cant reach it)

Rapid: KAAAAAAAAAAAA!MEEEEEEEEEEE!HAAAAAAAAA!MEEEEEEEEE....................HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Techo-Pus reverses it and hits Rapid and Rapid is Severly injured and is bleeding all over* AHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Mazda: (saves him, but gets hit in the leg) Ksaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Selenia: Mazda! Rapid! *Slashes the techno-pus with Zetsumei, then goes to them* What happened?!

Gale: (grabs ownership deed and runs) *the smoke bomb goes off* [BAAANG] Well I got our motive to be hear grab the guns and lets get out soon (helps with Mazda and Rapid)

Selenia: *sighs* No time for healing I guess...*Helps rapid and Mazda* Cmon! Unless you two wanna stay!

Rapid: Hold On! Electrica Bubblus FIRNUS! *Destroys the remaining piece of the turret but it shoots him through the neck*

Gale: (grabs Rapid and pulls him back to Wal-Mart) *when Selenia and Mazda got back the K-Mart's roof broke and Charger flew up into an Airship and flew off) Oh Team Lightinner \=)

Ezekiel: i just farted

Endac: pulls his attension from the remains of the pharmacy and double teams with shadow to take out some egg-bots

Ezekiel: .......i need ......a bathroom.....break AHHHHH *RUNS TO DA BATHROOM*

Rapid: *KO'd and barely alive in critical stage and no healing power will work*

Ezekiel: Whew much better...

Shadow: i think we should retreat

Ezekiel: Cowerd I'm going to be brave and stuff eh.

Rapid: *starts coughin up blood from the shot in the neck and faintly moans* help...

Ezekiel: Oh no *Patches up neck and gives rapid some special medicine to stop the blood* I went to medical homeschool so i am good with this stuff eh.

Rapid: *weakly* thanks... *falls asleep*

Ezekiel: Where should i take him while he rests? OH YEAH ill take him to those beds they have in the sotre.

Rapid: *sleep talks* I'll get that hedgehog zzzzzzzzzzzzz *sees all of his childhood*

Part 4
Ezekiel: I better look to see if anyone else needs help.

Snively: *on a t.v. screen* Oh so you mobians think your so cool. I still have krinkinko and you might have the ownership back but you don't have your owner.

Espio:Don't rescue me I can handle myself!

Snively:Heh heh! I took his ninja stars and he's locked in a room which is invisibility and long tounge proof I also took his motivation.

Espio:Not my prized picture of my mom!

Snively If you don't stop whining I'll kidnap her and not the picture of her.

Krinkinko:Help uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssss!

Ezekiel: IMA COMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! where are you krinkinko?

Rapid: *stare deeply into the tv screen and sees Amy in the background being beaten by Eggbots* Zeke! Catch! *throws 2 pistols at Zeke*

Ezekiel: Thanks eh. *Goes after the robot and shoots rapidly* GRRRRRRRAAAH

Krinkinko: Okay Zeke I'm in the 5th basement at the back of k-mart. Beware snively hears every words of this so he's launching the dora mech to gaurd the door to the store and the evil barney mech to gaurd th basements. Be careful they are armed, degrading, and flying machines!

Ezekial: Ok looks like its up to the Zeke man to svae the day Eh? *Sneaks past the mechs* Ok ok ok i'mm in basement 1.............HELLO IS THERE ANYONE IN HERE!!!!!????

Snively:Sorry but your green slimeball for a friend said he was in the 5th basement also I lied those mechs were just statues. I don't need machines to beat you put em' up!

Ezekiel: Hey y'know where the exit is?

Snively: Oh its right over there BUT I WILL DEST---HEY GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!

Ezekiel: See ya! ooooo Basement 2 whats in here Eh?

Employe:Oh Im just an employee go to that elavotor to easily get to the 5th basement.

Ezekiel: Ok thanks *Hits the wrong elavater button* Whoops look like i am going to basement 3

(A bunch of tenticles start to wrap around him)

???:If you give me the location of sonic,espio,snively and princess Falalala-stu the echidna (a.k.a. Fa-la-stu) I will let you get out of here alive.

Ezekiel: *THINKING* duh i could lie *TALKING* Ok ok ok they are at.........PUBLIX

(ground floor) Meg:.....ok....... 0-0

Ezekiel: Where shopping is a pleasure *runs to Basement 4*

Rapid: Wait up! *give him an AK-47*

???:Please sir I need those people either give them to me or battle!

Ezekiel: *walks away to basement 5* woah..........what happened here...........the place is trashed.....amy is all jacked up...................man

Meg: *sees Zeke* ......ok.....what happened to you? ...chip did this because needlenose wouldn't buy any chocolate...,0-0

Krinkinko:Ummm could you untie me and Espio so we can get back to Wal-mart and defend it!?

Ezekiel: Nothing happened to me.......but what about amy eh?

Meg: *unseathes claws and cuts through rope*

Ezekiel: Ok now back to wal-mart so we can defend it!

Part 5
Ezekiel: no.......what happened to wal-mart?..............mah pop tarts....my taquitos........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Meg:........................

Chip: GA HAHAHA! IT WAS I! I DESTROYED WAL-MART! HAHAHAHA!

Ezekiel: u will pay.....*Punches and smacks chip all over the place* FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Chip: NOT UNLESS YOU BUY $500 WORTH OF CHOCOLATE!!!

Ezekiel: guys no! i'll do this i'll buy his disgusting chocolate....i'll take one for the team *buys chocolate and eats it* UGH gross........*cough* I DONT EVEN THINK THAT IS CJOCOLATE EH????? GAH UGH...........................................*Passes out*

Chip:......oh, so THAT'S why nobody buys it...*snaps fingers and Wal-Mart is fixed* uh.....you ok, dude?

Ezekiel:..................................................................

Sonic:Zeke?..........Zeke? Your mother ****ing chocolate killed him!!!