Talk:Dismal the Hedgehog

Poor Guy
Holy-! The poor guy!! :( Shima the Hedgehog 04:30, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know........--  I'm non-conformist.  -- Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? 04:34, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

I want to give Dismal a big hug now! :( I feel so bad for him! Shima the Hedgehog 04:36, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Shima: go ahead and hug him. He needs it.

Dismal needsa hug! (gives Dismal a hug) Shima the Hedgehog 04:38, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: !!

Alyssa: What? You needed one! ^_^ Shima the Hedgehog 04:40, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: *blushes with embarrassment*

Alyssa: Hehe! (walks away

(Dismal looks very confused.)

Alyssa: Now you better cheer up!

Dismal: Uh.....uh.........

Alyssa: ...What?

Dismal: Is....is this good....? (half-hearted smile)

Alyssa: You mean is a hug good? Yeah, it is. Shima the Hedgehog 04:48, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal; ...........^^

Alyssa: Good, you're happy now! ^_^

Ryu; Yay!

Alyssa: I have now completed my goal for today! (walks away)

How depressing. 08:31, April 25, 2010 (UTC)Hyper the Hedgehog

I know...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 08:33, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

(point at picture) OMG! I feel so ba dfor him even more now!! :(   Alyssa the Wolf  17:02, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I know! Me too! D:--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:03, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I want to hug and cuddle the crap out of him now.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:05, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

cool picture of im Sledge The  Hedgehog  17:08, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks ^^--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:08, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

you TOTALLY have to draw Demental! XD-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  20:56, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'm working on a picture of him torturing Dismal. Also, what about here?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 21:27, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ming:This boy could use a bowl of ramen!

I had an idea where Demental takes over Dismal's body again and causes havoc, and then, later, releases control and lets Dismal take the blame...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 15:54, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW! I wish i could hug him!--- Soy ko  Noel and I'm proud of it!!! 22:11, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Me too! :(--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:13, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

So, what do you guys think of my idea of Demental taking over Dismal and making him do bad things?--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 01:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

(thumbs up) -- In  The   End   ALL HAIL LINKIN PARK!!!

(evil laugh)   Alyssa the Wolf  01:13, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Liker, say he ends up getting arrested by G.U.N...--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 01:14, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

That would not end well for G.U.N. >:)   Alyssa the Wolf  01:16, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

I can only tell you....ronix is gonna be dead once he finds out he abuses madeline....same with Jeremy ^_^ Tails  6000  01:39, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

@ Shima: How so? Dismal wouldn't be able to do anything to them, and Demental would want Dismal to get arrested.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 15:01, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

@ Fam: He doesn't know what Ramen is XD--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:24, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

"Fur-burger"... :P --

ROFL--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 00:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

He's so cute! ^_^ --

Ramen
Ming: 0_0!!!! He doesn't KNOW WHAT???!!!!!!!! It's only the most delicious meal in the world!!! *blurs away, and then returns with a bowl of Tongue of Dragon* Dismal!!

Hotdog: 0_0' well THAT was fast *gets behind a huge rock* plz don't hurt me!

Dismal: *jumps* Wah!

Ming:*To Dismal* I have a present for you...

Dismal: H-Huh...?

Hotdog: *behind the rock* MING-MING DO NOT KILL ME FR PETES SAKE!!!! *starts sobbing to death hilariously*

Ming:Here *Hands him a bowl of Tongue of Dragon most likely the hottest edible thing on the planet, though it is very delicious*

Dismal: (Takes ramen bowl) Uhh....

Ming:Oh right! *Hands him chopsticks* Try it!

Sunny: *walks up to the group* hi guys...what's up?

Ming:Trying to get Dismal, here to try ramen for his first time!! ^ ^

Sunny: oh, well that's cool...isnt ramen, like, a soup or something?

LEON KENNADY SUCKS

(Ryu pounces on Pkmn-Master and beats the ungodly s*** out of him.)

(Sitting down, Dismal sniffs the ramen. It smells very enticing.)


 * (Ryu-But he's been starved so often that he's used to not eating...)

Ming: Well.... try it!! ^_^

(Dismal picks up the chopsticks, grabs a few noodles, hesitantly puts them into his mouth and swallows. Immediately, the incredible spiciness of the ramen makes him jump up.)

Dismal: 'HOT!!! HOT!!! HOOOOOOOT!!!'

(Dismal is running around, yelling "HOT HOT HOT!".)

Ming: Ah, my favorite part of the job. *Has a bottle of water* Here Dismal, I thought you might need this.

Dismal: (Too busy running around) HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!

Ryu: Someone needs to hold him down. *whistles*

(Dismal is suddenly halted by Psychic energy!)

Ming:*Poors water into Dismal's mouth, but does it slowly so he doesn't choke* Hehehe, sorry 'bout that, but other than the heat, how was it? ^_^'


 * (Twist-okay not to get a bit off-topic though but famo......do ya mind if I make the meta-ming page, I might screw up, but if you want to, you can ^_^ Tails  6000  22:19, April 30, 2010 (UTC))

If Chris Thorndyke met Dismal...
Chris: OOOH!! It's another Sonic!! 83

Mr. Tanaka: Don't touch it, Master Chris! It might have some kind of disease...

Chris: I don't care! (grabs Dismal and starts petting him roughly) You're so CUTE!

Yikes...[looking at picture] He's nearly as thin as i am........no you may not....no...well....okay, i'll ask! Ryu, what would happen if Raeverai kissed him?I'm an ever-burning fire 17:40, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: Hmmm...I dunno...but you'll have to get him away from Chris.

Dismal: Ow...ow...petting too hard...ow...OW!!

Twister......*seeing dismal being pet too hard by Chris* kay is it me, or is Chris thorndyke abusing dismal by petting him too hard?

....Okay, Raeverai, go ahead...If you can...What? What, I said you could. Oh. Good point. Well you could...True. true. No he's not. [continues, apparently talking to someone]I'm an ever-burning fire 21:53, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: It reminds me of that one episode of Family Guy, where this kid was petting Brian too hard, and he bit him. BITE HIM, DISMAL!!

Chris: He won't bite me! (pets harder)

Dismal: Ooowwwww......it hurts....!!

(Some of his fur starts to pull off.)

Chris: Good hedgie... X3 (starts patting his head hard)

Dismal: Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...

Chris: Ooh! I gots a good idea! Let's play "House"! You'll be the baby, and I'll be the mommy!

Dismal: NOOOO!!

(Chris picks up Dismal and carries him away. In Chris' mansion...)

Chris: (Wearing a ridiculous outfit) This'll be fun!

Dismal: (Wearing baby clothes) *whimper*

Chris: (Pulls out a bottle filled with a rather gross-looking liquid) Time to eat, little baby hedgie!

Dismal: I-I'm not hungry...

Chris: If you don't behave like a good little baby, I'll have to give you a spanking!

Dismal: (Pupils shrink) N-N-No!! N-Not that!! Please!!

Chris: Well, then, be a good hedgie and take your bottle! (grab Dismal around the waist, sets him on his lap and forces the bottle into his mouth) Isn't it yummy? :3

Dismal: (Starts gagging on the foul liquid) FHLARGH!! What is that stuff?!

Chris: It's a mixture of cough medicine, milk and vinegar!

Dismal: ._.

Chris: Now drink it aaaaaall up! (puts the bottle back in Dismal's mouth)

Dismal: *muffled* Mmm-mmm!!

Chris: Are you being a bad baby now?

Dismal: *ears droop* (shakes head "no")

Chris: I thought so. (forces Dismal to ingest the noxious mixture)

(A few seconds later...)

Chris: Good boy!

Dismal: (Holding his stomach and crying) It hurts!!

Murdock: *outside the window using a laddr and waves to dismal trying to tell him he was hired by a friend to break him out*

Dismal: (Looks up at the window) H-Huh...?

Murdock: *opens the window* Dismal, it's me Murdock, Twister's older brother, Hannibal, me and the A-Team here to rescue you

Dismal: .....wut?

Chris: WHAT IS THIS?!

Murdock: *gets a G.U.N. SMG step away from the hedgehog kiddo, he's coming with us.

Hannibal: *climbs up the ladder and jumps in as well with a G.U.N assault rifle* yeah, we're G.U.N. agents,

Murdock: I think Dismal knows already

Hannibal: oh *whispers to him* if we get captured B.A and Face gotta get us out of here......

Murdock: *to Hannibal* right


 * (Twist:yeah they lose their guns because they forgot to clse the window but then they get caught by Chris)

Chris: Whatever.

Murdock: sir we forgot the door

Hannibal: oh yeah *they put their guns on the desk and they get the door* okay where were we *sees their guns are missing* Murdock where's the guns

Murdock: ooooooooooh crud, if we don't have our guns.....we're doomed

Hannibal: doomed why?

Murdock: doomed that *points to Chris who got more baby-clothes*

Chris: Heeheehee!

Murdock: uh-oh

Hannibal: I hope B.A. and face get help fast.

(outside B.A. and Face are busy with Twister who is astonished they are going to save Dismal

Twister: Are they CRAZY CHRIS IS GONNA HURT THEM, or atleast get them laughed at

B.A. Echidna: thats what I said man

Face: we gotta get them out of there........

Twister: if we get in there we'll be caught as well......

B.A. Echidna: then how ARE we gonna get in there.

Face: the smarter brother of Murdock might get one idea one way or another.....

(few minutes of thought later)

Twister: alright lets do this *climbing up the ladder they left and he opens thugh chris is out of the room the hedgehogs and Murdock are still in* guys hurry *gets in and starts cutting ropes with an army knife*

Murdock: thank you little brother *untied along with the other 2* lets get out of here *takes the guns they forgot about on the desk and goes down the ladder down with Twister and Dismal* well we're safe, lets go dismal *the group take the ladder and they walk off*

Dismal: Oka--(stops and falls to his knees; throws up)

Twister: okay how he is puking I don;t wanna-

Hannibal: Noxious mixture...

Twister: ah.

Murdock: good news is, the 6 of us are safe, the bad news......if he finds us again we're doomed.....

(Dismal is still making retching sounds.)

Hannibal: *patting dismal on the back* don't worry budd, we got you, lets get him out of here before he gets caught again *grabs dismal by the arm and helps him up and walks off*

Murdock: yeah, lets hope he doesn't catch up with us.....

(Suddenly, Chris appears, piloting a huge mecha!)

Murdock:....guys, you go on, I'll fight him myself

Twister: Okay, hope you make it out alive, I'll give aerial support *pats his back then runs off to find the Tornado so he can give him aerial support*

Murdock: alright human, time to show what "Howlin Mad" Murdock can really do *starts howling and shoots the SMG he had everywhere on the mecha*

(The bullets simply ping off of the mecha!)

Chris: HAHAHA! This mecha's crafted of the finest titanium!

Twister: *in the tornado* MURDOCK HANG ON I GOT DYNAMITE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT ON HIM1 *starts lighting the dynamite and starts throwing them at the mecha*

Murdock: I'm lucky to have grenades *starts throwing frags at the mecha*

[SFX: *many explosions*]

Hannibal: A-TEAM HELP MUROCK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES! *holding 2 grenades along the others and they start throwing as well*

if its ok with you
If its ok with you. can my charter Suzanne the Raccoon have a crush on Dismal the Hedgehog.Cherry da Wolf 01:45, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uhh, okay! XD--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:48, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

thanks Cherry da Wolf 22:27, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ur welcome ^^--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 22:29, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

It may seem weird, but it seems like Beautiful by Christina Aguilera would kinda fit Dismal, but only somewhat--Famotill 20:13, May 3, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

I can't help it... *gives Dismal a cuddle* -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 23:37, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: ..........

LOL--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Got some s*** I can kill ya with, stranger! Hehehe!&quot;  --The RE4 Merchant 23:37, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Just looking at his picture makes me upset, so I wants to hold him close. -- Black Judgment of Guyviroth 23:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

I know :3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Got some s*** I can kill ya with, stranger! Hehehe!&quot;  --The RE4 Merchant 23:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Geez, even Guy feels sympathy for him. Bravo Ryu on creating such a character.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 23:52, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

(bows) Thank you, thank you.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 17:11, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Idea tiem
I had this idea on explaining his childhood (before and when he "joined" the Trolls in greater detail, perhaps explaining that process that Bubonic used to turn him into a Troll...

So, what do you guys think?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:01, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Good idea. Tails 6000  11:34, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks :3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:35, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, brilliant idea. Shima also had the idea of having Madeline get shot with an Auto-pregnancy chip bu Ronix, and Dismal's reaction. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  11:38, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

We already started that idea.....and I know my reaction, right Ryu? Tails 6000  11:39, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yush. But, the Relationship-Play we were doing it on hasn't been edited in a while...also, i need to think of how bubonic could turn a regular Mobian into a Troll...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:40, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

A TROLL MACHINE :D Tails  6000  11:43, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

LOL--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:46, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

But anyways, I got only that Tails  6000  11:46, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. Hmm, I think Will left for now...aww...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:49, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

least I got an idea, I do wanna show you the song I was talking for Super Jeremy.....BTW did ya like the theme for Twistade (it's shared for his super form too) besides, maybe Twistade could have a talkplay LOL Tails 6000  11:50, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well, okay, but it's 7:50 A.M where I live right now, so I think I might go back to bed for a bit (unless Will's still on)...SRY...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:51, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Then bye Tails  6000  11:53, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Bye...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:53, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Aw that poor guy. See THIS is why troll's are bad (At lest most of them) Chaosemerld8 12:48, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:36, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

But anyways...Flash, do you have any ideas on how Bubonic could have turned Dismal into a Troll?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 11:18, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Well, there's always a choice, but to force Trollification on someone...that requires a large amount of power, or maybe some kind of physical control. Dismal is reluctant, so it might just be that the other Trolls gave him no other option but to join them. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  12:05, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah...after all, Larry told him his parents were dead...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 12:06, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Normally, there's a choice or mindset someone enters, or they have no other choice. Forced trollification is rare, it's more common for Trolls to make clones with Troll personalities. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  12:17, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. I rewrote the section where they capture Dismal...what do you think?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 12:21, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

That's been brilliantly done! Well done, Megan :P Flashfire   Master of   Flames  12:29, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thankies :B--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 12:31, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

And now we know one thing that Dismal's been terrified of his entire life; doctors and anything related.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 12:47, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, logical I think. I would know about fears, and hospitals (normally not in the same sentence though) Flashfire   Master of   Flames  12:52, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. I find hospitals rather intimidating...

Dismal: (Hides under random couch upon hearing "hospitals")--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 12:55, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

I've been in and out of hospitals for various reasons, so I'm more used to it than most. Well, more out than in, but still... Come on, Dismal. Nobody is going to take you to a hospital. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  12:57, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm, I see.

Dismal: (Cautiously pokes head out from beneath couch)

Childhood
Dismal sure had an interesting childhood, eh?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 06:29, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'll say. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  06:33, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hrrrmmm....I almost feel like explaining it in greater, excruciating detail...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 06:34, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Human


I tried making a human version of Dismal on the face-maker thingy XD-- Clytemnestra Vidal  I dont suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!  14:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

That's a cool pic, Celest! JMBZ-12 14:51, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

I squee'd epically X3--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 22:43, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Me too :3 Tails  6000  22:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

a question
Hey ryu I had a question....should we write the time he and Jeremy (breegull) first met? Tails 6000  22:36, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 22:48, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

If Dismal didn't become a troll would he still be this weak and scared? Sonicfan919 03:33, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Probably not.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 03:35, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Anti-Dismal
Remember Sterling's comment about Daniel?

Sterling: He's going to be big and strong! Strong as an echidna, I bet!

Well, what about Anti-Dismal actually being MISTAKEN for an echidna, due to strength and size? Flashfire  Master of   Flames  08:33, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

..........I like that :>

That is a good idea.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 08:35, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, his parent's wouldn't have vanished, so he would have grown older and larger, probably rivaling Striker in size and strength (Although Dismal's Flexo-plated arm is also roughly as strong as an echidna as well) Flashfire   Master of   Flames  08:39, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. But, what should he be named?

And should we do an RP where Dismal actually reunites with his parents, but then Rageik gets wind of it, and has two Trolls impersonate his parents and the impostor parents denounce Dismal as their son because they found out he's a Troll?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 08:42, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, and then we can see just how Sterling and Olivia fight if it comes down to it. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  08:43, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yayz!--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 08:44, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Unless Rageik captured the real parents ._.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 08:49, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

I wonder what Dismal would be like in 20 Years Later (If he was even still alive)--Famotill 23:50, August 11, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

LOL I dunno--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 00:04, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

LOL
Who would have thought he'd get so many friends?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 02:49, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

People who love the little hedgie of course *hugs dismal* Tails 6000  02:50, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Dismal: .........

But he's so adorable! :3 Who wouldn't want to be his friend! <font style="Matisse ITC">  Water Nymph Studios  02:51, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

There's just that one aspect of his personality, in which he gets flustered when given a lot of attention...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 02:52, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

don't worry, we still wuv the wittle guy :3 Tails  6000  02:53, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Jeremy: He's right ya know :3

Dismal: Uhhh.....th-thanks......

D'awwwwww!!! does some buddie need huggie? I think dismal does <:3 <font color="Turquoise">Selenia the cat  is who I really am...   my fate is sealed...  06:10, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Selenia: *hugs him* yayz huggies! 83

Dismal: Uh! *thinking* Why am I getting so much attention...?

Selenia: what's da matter? :3

Dismal: (Blushes heavily) N-Nothing...

Selenia: Yayz good! I don't like it when people feel all lonely! *still hugging*

Dismal: O-Okay...

Selenia: Oops! sorry! got a bit carried away with the hug! *stops hugging* what's your name?

Dismal: Dismal...

Selenia: my name is Lightning, but I go by Selenia, Very awesome to meet you! ^^

Dismal: You too...

Selenia: You okay? you sound sad or lonely...3:

Dismal: I...n-no, I'm fine...!

Selenia: Oh okay then....*looks at his tail and his bitten ear* [thoughts] I feel bad for him...I can see that he has been damaged alot by other people....*tries not to look at it*

Dismal: (Looks down at the ground) .........

Selenia: Dismal's the name...Are you really okay? You seem....hurt....*lift's his head*

Dismal: Uhh....uhhhh.......(looks flustered and scared)

Selenia: you don't have to scared, I know a person who is alot like you...I won't hurt you

Dismal: .........

Selenia: *hugs him again to comfort him* I know how you feel...I was once treated like that when I was a child...

N meets Dismal (And Dismal gets tortured by the Trolls)
(N happens to see Dismal.)

N: Huh? [looks at Dismal] Who are you?

Dismal: Huh?

N: I said "Who are you?". And by the looks of it, you seem... [shrugs] skinny.

Dismal: Oh...uh...my name's Dismal.

N: I see. I'm N the Hedgehog. What happened to you anyways?

Dismal: Uhhh....n-nothing....

N: Doesn't look like nothing, seeing as how you haven't eaten for days, not getting enough rest...

Dismal: Err...

N: ?

Dismal: I-It's nothing...really!

N: Look, lying won't get you anywhere, Dismal. Heck, I've been through worse. Unless it's those Trolls again, I presume.

Dismal: Uhhhhhh...(fidgets nervously) Errrr.....

N: ....

Dismal: .....o-okay, I'm lying...

N: And lying will not get you anywhere.

Dismal: *looks guilty* I-I know...

N: I have yet to find out why you look like you haven't eaten for days.

Dismal: T-The Trolls starve me often...

N: Oh...

Dismal: Y-Yeah...

N: ...I'm not too big on solving problems, so my big brother's already taking care of this.

Dismal: H-Huh?

N: As in killing Trolls?

Dismal: (Looks flustered) Oh, he doesn't have to do that for me...

N: Eh, he's already doing so. Good luck trying to stop him, but I have to warn ya; he's emotionally unstable.

Dismal: I want to at least tell him that he doesn't have to go through all this trouble just for me...(turns to leave)

N: Still, good luck trying to do so. [leaves]

Dismal: Thanks...(leaves)

(Dismal eventually comes across J. Dismal can see the Trolls, killed by J from numerous stab wounds and cut wounds)

Dismal: *thinking* Too late...

(J already leaves. The Trolls do not regenerate for the next 5 hours, since J used his currently unnamed Chaos ability that prolongs Troll regeneration.)

Dismal: ......

(He leaves, trying to find J.)

Dismal: J?

(No response...Dismal keeps walking. He has yet to find J)

Dismal: J?! Where are you?!

(Eventually, he finds him, although much different...)

Dismal: J?

Rai: No. Not J.

Dismal: Who are you...?

Rai: I'm J's dark side.

Dismal: Dark side...?

Rai: Yes, dark side. I took care of this Troll problem you have.

Dismal: Listen, I...I don't want people to have to go out of their way to help me...

Rai: [looks at Dismal in a serious manner]

Dismal: .......

Rai: [scoffs] It's your funeral, then. [walks off]

Dismal: ................[walks away as well]

Rai: [voice echoes to Dismal] If you happen to get killed by the "Trolls", that's your fault.

Dismal: ................ [keeps walking]

(Suddenly, the Trolls (Mac, Bubonic, Tonic and Nightshade) swarms onto Dismal!)

Dismal: Gah!!

Tonic: Got ya, little boy!

Nightshade: That's what you get for going into hiding.

Dismal: Let go of me!!

Tantrum: SHUT UP, YA LITTLE FURBALL!! [kicks onto Dismal's eye]

Dismal: !! [grabs Tantrum's foot with his right hand]

Tantrum: What the--?! Let go of my foot you stupid brat!! [pulls his foot free]

Bubonic: GAH! Dismutt's got anger management issues, but I know one way to knock him unconscious... [grabs his mallet and swings at Dismal's head]

Dismal: (Ducks and kicks Bubonic in the crotch)

(SFX-WHUD!!!)

Bubonic: GUH!! [drops to his knees, in a high-pitched voice] Trolls, kill that runt!!

(Mac, Nightshade, Tantrum and Tonic dogpile onto Dismal, angry commotions can be heard by the four Trolls as they savagely scuffle Dismal! But amazingly, he fights back, and eventually uses his flexo arm to wrap around the four Trolls.)

Mac: [struggles] You're starting to tick us off, Dismutt!

Tantrum: [Raegfaces Dismal] I'M GONNA TEAR YOU INTO PIECES, RIP OUT YOUR YELLOW RUBBERY GUTS AND FEED THEM TO THE VULTURES!!!!

Tonic: Boy, Dismutt, you're soooo immature!!

Nightshade: You tick us off, you get bitten! [uses bite onto Dismal's arm]

(The bite does nothing, seeing as how his arm contains Reaper-tech flexo-metal.)

Dismal: I am sick...(squeezes the four)...of being...(squeezes even harder)...your punching bag!! (squeezes harder still)

(Rai, who is sitting on a branch of the tree, watches the Trolls being squeezed to death by Dismal)

Rai: [thinking] ''This homeless kid is worth something. I guess even a child who hasn't eaten for weeks knows how to fight back.''

(Bracing both feet on the ground, he lifts Nightshade, Tantrum, Tonic and Mac up into the air!)

Rai: [watches]

Dismal: I'm going to do something which I should have done a long time ago!! (flips the three upside-down, then slams them headfirst into the ground)

(SFX-THUD!!!)

(All three are dead. Bubonic, who has staggered onto his feet, and Tonic, who has broke free from Dismal's grip, makes a quick escape back to the base, leaving Nightshade, Tantrum and Mac for dead)

Dismal: *panting heavily* (his right arm shrinks back to normal length)

Rai: [jumps down from the tree branch, lands onto the ground, claps his hands]

Dismal: ! (turns around)

Rai: [to Dismal] Congratulations, you managed to defeat the Trolls on your own, even though you look like you haven't eaten anything in weeks.

Dismal: Uhhh...th-thanks....I think....

Rai: [smirks] Heh. Anytime.

Dismal: I....I can't really believe I actually beat them...

Rai: Which is called courage, child. No matter how much they have berated you, you barely paid attention to their comments and showed them little mercy.

Dismal: Y-yeah...I guess I did...

(The two walks off, and they encounter wanted posters of Dismal (which Bubonic and Tonic did these)!)

Rai: ... [looks at the poster; light chuckle] Looks like you have became a marked man.

Dismal: Oh no...oh no...(backs away) What have I done?!

Rai: [confused] Eh? You single-handedly defeated the Trolls and now you're already scared? [looks at the wanted poster of Dismal] Oh, that explains it...

Dismal: W-What if G.U.N c-comes after m-me...?!

Rai: [scoffs] Killing Trolls isn't a crime, buddy, so GUN guys can't come after you unless you've committed a crime, which you didn't. [whispers] If I were you, I'd find a good hiding place so the Trolls can't put a price on your head.

Dismal: Uhhh, y-yeah...

(The two can see millions of figures running towards them, presumed to be Trolls!)

Rai: Better think fast, Dismal. Here they come. Since you don't need my help, then you're on your own again. Laters. [Chaos Controls away]

Dismal: *gulp* ._. (turns tail and runs)

(The Trolls, even the Troll Syndicates, separates in order to find Dismal. Commotions can be heard, most likely to kill him. Dismal hides away in a well-hidden cave.)

Dismal: *panting heavily*

(Some of the Trolls runs past the cave. Toxic, however, can hear faint panting from the inside of the cave)

Toxic: [sneers; thinking] 'looks like I'm the one who's getting that reward for capturing him... [goes inside the cave]

(Toxic then tries to find the source of the panting)

Dismal: (Hears the footsteps) !! (stays perfectly still)

Toxic: [looks around for Dismal; singsong voice] Oh Dismuuuttt, come out, come out whenever you are....

Dismal: (Very very quietly sneaks towards the back of the cave) .........

(But when Dismal gets out of the cave, he is suddenly socked in the face by Tonic, who has knocked him out cold!)

Dismal: @_@

Tonic: Got him!

Toxic: [pops out of the cave] You got Dismutt?!

Tonic: Sure did!

Bubonic: He is suffer the most fatal consequences for killing Tantrum, Nightshade and Mac!

Toxic: [laughs evilly] Take him to the Troll Moon Base. He shall suffer our wrath!!!

(The Trolls then takes Dismal inside the Troll Moon Base, where they tie him up against the wall, and also typing up Dismal's flexo arm tightly with a large tourniquet so he can't move it around or stretch it)

Dismal: Uuuhhhh......(slowly wakes up) H-Huh....?

(He can see a fleet of Trolls who are going to witness Dismal's punishment)

Dismal: *whimpering in fear*

Bubonic: You shall suffer the consequences for killing Nightshade, Mac and Tantrum! [activates a door from the ground, revealing to be a large pit filled with sulfur (extremely hot water)]

The Trolls: [chanting "Kill Dismutt" numerous times]

Dismal: B-But, they attacked me first...!!

Bubonic: Test subjects DO NOT attack other Trolls, ya shaggy little furball! You killed those three, and now you're going to take the punishment, whether you like it or not! [activates the winch, causing it to lower into the pit with Dismal]

Dismal: NO!! NO, PLEASE!!

Bubonic: "Please" is not going to cut it anymore! You kicked me in the crotch, and now I'm going to return the favor; boiling you alive!!

Toxic: Hasta la vista, Dismutt. [chuckles evilly]

Tonic: Toodle-loo!!

(The winch lowers more and Dismal's feet touches the extremely hot sulfur!)

(SFX-TSSSSSSS!!!!!!)

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

(The winch continues to lower Dismal, his torso being boiled away by the hot and scalding sulfur)

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

(The winch finally lowers Dismal completely and his entire body is boiled alive by the extremely hot sulfur!)

Dismal: *gurgling scream*

The Trolls: [cheers as they watch Dismal suffer]

(He eventually dies. Bubonic raises the winch to reveal Dismal's body that was completely boiled, with half of his skin burned off)

Bubonic: Now you know what happens when test subjects attacks Trolls...

Toxic: Let's hope he learns his lesson. Let's leave him tied up so he can suffer.

Tonic: Agreed.

(All the Trolls leave the room, and closes the door, sealing the now dead Dismal inside and tied up. A bit later, he regenerates, still tied up and locked inside the room.)

Dismal: Wha...?! (looks around frantically) W-Where am I?!

(The room is pitch black and Dismal can hardly see anything)

Dismal: *whimper*

(Suddenly, Dismal sees distorted Trolls and Moebians calling him various names in an ominous manner!)

Dismal: !!

(Dismal then starts to hallucinate and can see that he is inside a lab!)

Dismal: No...no!!

(Then, guttural-like zombie sounds can be heard nearby!)

Dismal: ._."

Voice (inside Dismal's head): If I were you, I'd run.

(Indeed, a mad scientist (or Pentagon Thief), walks, then runs towards Dismal!)

Mad Scientist: [runs towards Dismal as it makes guttural-like zombie sounds]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!! (runs away)

Mad Scientist: [pursues Dismal in an ominous manner, still making guttural-like zombie noise]

Dismal: NOOOO!!

(The mad scientist continues to pursue Dismal, releasing it's ominous, guttural-like zombie noise)

Dismal: LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!! DX

(The mad scientist eventually corners Dismal against the walls!)

Dismal: (Cowers against the wall) P-PLEASE, L-LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Mad Scientist: [grabs Dismal (as in swiping)]

(Then, Dismal was teleported inside an old, derelict building!)

Dismal: H-Huh?! (looks around)

(Suddenly...)

Demonic Announcer: [echoes] Fetch me their souls!!

Dismal: W-What?!

(Then, lightning bolt strikes and a Hellhound appears! It starts stalking towards Dismal before running towards him!)

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! (runs away)

(As Dismal runs away from a Hellhound, more lightning bolts strike and 4 more Hellhounds appear, with one of them in front of him!)

Dismal: (Skids to a halt) N-NO!!

(The Hellhound pounces at Dismal!)

Dismal: (Raises arms to shield himself) NOOO!!

(Just as when the Hellhound is about to eat him, Dismal then finds himself back inside the Troll moon base, still tied up and still dark inside!)

Dismal: (Fearful whimpering)

Question
Does dismal know demental's name is demental and isn't not eating only going to kill himself which he hates. Sonicfan919 20:16, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, Demental told him his name, and the Trolls starve him frequently, and he HAS died of starvation before.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 20:19, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Another thing. If dismal can curl up into a ball can't he use bounce attack or spindash to defend himself? Sonicfan919 20:23, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

His body is too weak and fragile for those kinds of attacks. The only thing he CAN use for a weapon is his right arm, which contains a flexo-plate, allowing it to stretch to great distances.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 20:25, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Last question, how many times has dismal escaped from the troll? Sonicfan919 20:31, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Too many to count.--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 20:35, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Epic Win idea.
What if the Trolls were in the middle of a Dismal-torture session and Kyle fully went Raging on them? -- &quot;A Thousand Suns&quot;  03:10, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

ooooowhoooo! :D--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 03:11, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

What if then when he was done the next day the trolls do it again and then G.U.N. puts the maximum hurt on the trolls? Sonicfan919 03:15, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, but this is me and Ryu's part. Maybe later you could do that, but not right here, right now. -- &quot;A Thousand Suns&quot;  03:16, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

I know that! I personally think it's rude to batge into someone's talkpage and......wow I'm a hipricrit D: Sonicfan919 03:19, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

dun worry about it--<font style="Matisse ITC">  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 03:19, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Corrupted Kyle Defends Dismal
(The Trolls are in the middle of a particularly vicious torture session with Dismal; the gray hedgehog it tied down on a steel bench, and has already been badly injured in many places.)

Dismal: (Crying in agony) S-Stop it...p-please!!

(Then, all the lights go out.)

Dismal: ._."

Toxic: What the-?!

(An ominous, evil, twisted voice echoes through the room.)

???: You know what I really hate?

Toxic: Uhhh....

Corrupted Kyle: (the shadows twisting around him like tendrils, floats out of the shadows) I hate it when people torture... bully... smaller people.

(The Trolls look around, trying to find out where the voice is coming from. Dismal cringes against the bench in fear.)

Corrupted Kyle: (lunges out of the shadows, a shadow tendril wraps around Toxic's neck and lifts him into the air)

Toxic: GAAHH!!

Dismal: !!

Corrupted Kyle: (snaps both Toxic's arms, then starts to strangle him)

Toxic: *choking*

(Dismal is watching in horror.)

Corrupted Kyle: (strangles Toxic, then uses his body as a mace to knock over three more)

[SFX: WHACK]

Trolls: AAAAAUUUUUUGH!!

Corrupted Kyle: Hahaha! Steee-rike! (spots Tantrum)

Tantrum: ._."

Corrupted Kyle: BOO! (impales Tantrum with a shadow spear)

Tantrum: GYYAAAAGH!! (dies)

Corrupted Kyle: Who's next?!

(The few remaining Trolls flee for their lives, leaving Dismal alone with Corrupted Kyle.)

Dismal: [Shivering with fear]

Corrupted Kyle: Oh no, you don't! (extends long shadow blades from his arms and chases after the Trolls)

Trolls: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!

Corrupted Kyle: (laughs maniacally, slashes some Trolls, impales others, then vomits inky black shadows from his mouth which attack the rest of them)

(Eventually, all the other Trolls are dead.)

Corrupted Kyle: (panting heavily, looks at Dismal)

Dismal: !! (begins struggling frantically to escape)

Corrupted Kyle: What's your problem?

Dismal: D-Don't hurt me, p-please!!
 * (Ryu-Malevolence TP?)

Corrupted Kyle: Nah... Just them. As much as I want to keep killing things... 's not your turn... (faints, turns back to regular Kyle)

Dismal: !! Kyle?!

Kyle: (unconscious)


 * (I reckon maybe the Trolls should capture Kyle while he's unconscious, and experiment on him, maybe.)

(Then, Mac ans Larry walk in!)

Mac: This is the guy who was causing so much trouble?

Larry: From what I hear...

Mac: Let's take him in. [grabs Kyle's feet, then looks at Dismal) Can't believe you didn't get attacked, mutt.

(Mac starts to drag Kyle away, with Larry following him. They turn off the light and close the door, leaving Dismal alone, in the dark.)

(In the Troll Lab...)

Kyle: (wakes up, strapped to a metal table) ...Huh? Where... am I? (looks around) !!

(Bubonic smiles at Kyle.)

Bubonic: Well, well, well. Seems my newest subject is finally awake.

Kyle: Let me go, you a**hole!

Bubonic: Ah-ah-ah, not until we find out what caused you to use those deliciously evil shadow powers...

Kyle: Huh? That makes no sense. I've always had my shadow powers, and I don't use them for evil. Heck, I don't even remember the last couple of minutes...

Bubonic: You've always had them, you say? Interesting...(walks over to a strange-looking machine)

Kyle: (thinking hard, then goes rigid, eyes widen) Tell me exactly what happened in the last couple of minutes.

Bubonic: Well, some of our Trolls were busy punishing Dismal for his misbehavior, when you popped along and killed them all, except for Dismal, with a collection of Shadow powers.

Kyle: Oh, great. Just abso-flipping-lutely GREAT!! (bashes head against table) Let me ask you one more thing before I get really p-d off; did I look any different?

Bubonic: Yes, you did.

Kyle: Red eyes, black hair, psycho expression, goth-emo-gangsta-vampire-ish clothing, tattered wings?

Bubonic: Yup.

Kyle: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- (bashes head into the table so hard it leaves an impression) I had to go Corrupted. I just had to, didn't I?

Bubonic: Yup. A shame you didn't kill the mutt too.

Kyle: Sicko.

Bubonic: Don't tell me you didn't think about it while you were corrupted...

Kyle: How am I supposed to change what he thinks about? Unless...

Bubonic: No no no, I meant "Don't tell me you didn't think about killing him"!

Kyle: By "he", I refer to my Corrupted form. Now, let me go or we're going to have to bring the hurt.

Bubonic: Interesting! Your Corrupted form is to you as Demental is to Dismal! Very interesting!

Kyle: Only sometimes. Anyway, right now I don't know if it's me, or him, or us, but if you don't let me go right now you're not going to enjoy the consequences.

Bubonic: Oh really? You really think you can do anything in your position?

Kyle: Yeah. I can do this. (eyes begins glowing)

Bubonic: *smirks* Real impressive.

Kyle: I know. (all the machinery in the room spazzes out) Oopsie.

Bubonic: You little...!! (pulls out a remote and presses a button; Kyle is savagely electrocuted!)

Kyle: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (shadows lash out wildly)

Bubonic: !! (quickly presses another button; blinding lights appear from the ceiling to combat the shadows!)

Kyle: Ngh... (shadows retract)

Bubonic: Now you behave yourself...(leaves the room)

Kyle: (waits till he leaves, then focuses, and his eyes glow again, disables the metal clamps restricting his arms and legs)

(Bubonic walks back in, dragging Dismal by his scruff.)

Kyle: (pushes the clamps back into place but leaves them unlocked)

Bubonic: Alright then...(pulls out a metal collar with a thick chain leash; he puts the collar on Dismal and chains him to the bench)

Kyle: The purpose of this iiiiisssss.....?

Bubonic: Easy; we make you go Corrupted, and see how your "other half" reacts to the mutt.

Kyle: Yeah, see, you don't listen, do you?

Bubonic: Hmm?

Kyle: I said this earlier: Depending on I don't even know what, probably my negative emotion levels, or whatever, my Corrupted form's power can range from him just being me with anger management issues, or a full-on split personality. This also results in the level of appearance alteration changing, and my amount of memory loss when I go normal again.

Bubonic: Interesting...

(He walks back outside and locks the door, then seals it so that Kyle cannot teleport out, nor use his shadow powers.)

Kyle: (sits up, shrugs the clamps off, and frees himself and Dismal) Alright, let's get going. Not the kind of place you want to be hanging around in, this. C'mon. We'll have to get out through the vents.

Dismal: Uhhh....okay....


 * (Ryu-He'll have to get out through the vents...)
 * (YAY! VENTS!)

Kyle: (grabs Dismal, and flies up to the vent) You got a stretchy-super-strong arm-thingy, right? Use it!

Dismal: Use it where?!

Kyle: Punch through the vent cover.


 * (Gotta go (soon, not right now.) So see you (for a few minutes later!)!)
 * (Ryu-Okay,)

Dismal: Okay...! (uses his flexo-arm to punch through the vent cover)

Kyle: Now let's split!

(Kyle flies through the maze of air vents, eventually stopping just outside the canteen.)

Kyle: We're gonna have to fight our way through, okay? I'll try and get us through as fast as we can, but you gotta help too, 'kay? Use that arm! C'mon! Ready?

Dismal: *nods*

Kyle: Then here... we... gooooo!! (bursts through the air vent, soaring through the air) YO, TROLL DIRTBAGS! UP HERE!!! SAYONARA, SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Troll 1: Hey!! It's that shadow bat!!

Troll 2: And the test-bed!!

Troll 3: Get them!!

Kyle: HAVE FUN TRYING! (uses Shadow Trap, shadow tendrils wrap around all the Trolls' legs, trapping them. He then grabs a pineapple from a bowl and bashes against the faces of all the trolls who have tormented Dismal, except Toxic) I think this honour should be yours. (passes Dismal the pineapple) Bash him as hard as you can! Use that super-arm!

Dismal: Okay...(picks up a pineapple)

Toxic: Dismal, if you do this, I swear that when I regenerate I'll make you suffer worse than every other time combined!!

Dismal: ...............f*** you, Toxic. (smashes the pineapple in Toxic's face using his flexo-arm)

Kyle: Woo! You rock! C'mon, we'll head to my place till things clear up. (Flies off)

Dismal: Uhh, o-okay! (runs after him)

(They go through a small area of outback bushland, and arrive at a house.)
 * (Ryu-I think Dismal still has the injuries he got from the torture session, right?)
 * (Ja.)

Kyle: You can chill here for a while, it's cool with me.

Dismal: Okay, thanks...(sits down)

(It's apparent he's still injured...but he seems to ignore it.)

Kyle: Hmm.. you look a bit under the weather.

Dismal: Huh?

Kyle: Beat up. You look a bit beat up. You okay?

Dismal: (Looks at Kyle warily) I'm fine...


 * (D'you reckon Shima should join in later as Madeline?)
 * (Ryu-Yus :3)

Kyle: (shrugs) Hmm... If you feel okay, I suppose... Heck, I'll run you a bath. (grabs a bottle of medicinal bubble bath from his fridge and walks off)

Dismal: ...........a bath? :I

Kyle: (shouting from the bathroom) Medicinal bubble bath. Helps you relax, or heal, or whatever. I dunno, but it worked on me when I crashed my dune buggy into a tree.

Dismal: Uhhhh.....okay...

Kyle: (comes out, hands covered in bubble-bath) Now we leave that for... (checks packet) about half an hour. Make yourself at home.

Dismal: Uhhh....o-okay......(sits quietly on the couch)

Kyle: ...That's it? That's the only thing you want to do?

Dismal: ...............I don't know what to do.

Kyle: Whatever you want. I have heaps of stuff.

Dismal: I...I don't want to mess anything up...

Kyle: My house normally looks like an A-bomb was set off in a tornado. I don't think you could do much damage.

Dismal: Errrr.....o-okay......

Kyle: I've got a lot of cool stuff in here. (opens a cupboard)

(Inside the cupboard, there is a huge collection of pretty much every major craze that has swept the world. Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Beyblades, Digimon, and pretty much everything else)

Kyle: You can have a go at any of these if you want.

Dismal: (Staring in total awe)

Kyle: I know, right? Let's see... Personally, my current favorites are the Beyblades.

Dismal: Beyblades?

Kyle: Tell you what, I'll make you one. Would you like that?

Dismal: Uhhh.....okay....

Kyle: What kind of animal do you want/like?

Dismal: Uhhh.....I'm not sure.....

Kyle: Just pick an animal you like! Here, I'll list them:
 * Pegasus
 * Lion
 * Centaur
 * Bull
 * Bat
 * Eagle
 * Unicorn
 * Crab
 * Aquario (I think it's like an animated water golem)
 * Ram
 * Goat
 * Shark
 * Maiden
 * Scorpion
 * Dragon
 * Wolf
 * Gemios (not sure, I think it's like a fire/ice/twin/ghost/I don't even know. Like a twin/two-headed thing.)
 * Bear
 * Snake

Dismal: Errr......I want an eagle.

Kyle: (selects a small bolt with a picture of an eagle and a purple ring) Alright, what about a fusion wheel? Here's what you've got to choose from: and
 * Storm
 * Flame
 * Rock
 * Dark
 * Ray
 * Mad
 * Cyber
 * Thermal
 * Burn
 * Lightning
 * Meteo
 * Evil. Which do you want? Pick any.

Dismal: Uhhh....how about Lightning?

Kyle: (puts together the parts, then selects a Spin Track and a Performance Tip for him) There you go! Lightning Eagle! Enjoy! (hands him the Beyblade)

Dismal: Wow...
 * (Sorry for forcing this on all your charas, Ryu. I'm an obsessive. :B)
 * (Ryu-Ehh, its fine...)

Kyle: That's the Beyblades, but there's stacks of other stuff in here you can have a go at.

Dismal: (Looks at the Pokemon cards) Hey! Ryu has those Pokemon things...but they're alive!

Kyle: I have real Pokemon too! Hang on... (searches around) They're in here somewhere... Here we go! (pulls out a largeish box containing a large amount (over 40 at least) of Pokemon) I collect Dark-types.

Dismal: Wow...

Kyle: You can play with them if you want. Say any number between one and forty.

Dismal: Uhhhh.....uhhh........20?

Kyle: Ah. Let's see if you can be friends with Specter! (throws a pokeball, a Spiritomb comes out)

Dismal: WAH!! (hides behind couch)

Kyle: What? He's not that scary, is he? (Specter floats over to Dismal)

Specter: Tooooooooom...

Dismal: (Cowering, shivering and whimpering in fear)

Kyle: Fine then... (returns Specter) Would you like to meet my favourite Pokemon?

Dismal: Uhhh....okay....

Kyle: (throws a Pokeball) Go, Vulpine!

(A Zoroark appears!)

Dismal: (Stares warily at Vulpine)

Kyle: Vulpine (name under construction) say hi!

Vulpine: ^ ^ Zorooo!

Dismal: Uhhhhh......h-hi....

Vulpine: (smiles, uses Illusion to turn into a copy of Dismal!!)

Dismal: !!!! (falls over from shock)

Vulpine: (helps him up, turns into Toxic, and starts smacking himself in the head)

Dismal: .....pfffft XD

Vulpine: (turns back to Zoroark)

Dismal: That was so cool!

Kyle: Zoroark is a master illusionist Pokemon. Cool, eh?

Dismal: Yeah!


 * (XD Guess what I just downloaded off iTunes.)
 * (Ryu-What?)
 * (I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island & T. Pain)
 * (Ryu-Pffffft XD)

Kyle: (pats Vulpine on the head and returns him) Anything else? The Custom Robos are pretty fun.

Dismal: Uhh...

Kyle: (pulls out a set of what look like tiny robots) They're mini-robots that you can control with your consciousness. Watch. (places a robo in a tiny arena, and sits cross-legged)

(Soon, a pink aura surrounds Kyle, and the little robot stands upright and waves at Dismal)

Dismal: !

(The robot jumps up and down, firing its little laser all over the arena, then starts doing cartwheels. Kyle seems to be totally unresponsive, barely even breathing. Dismal is watching the robot in awe.)

Kyle: (suddenly aura fades, seems to wake up, the robot turns back to normal) Whew!

Dismal: That was so cool!

Kyle: Thanks. (puts them away) Anything else? I have pretty much every craze to ever sweep the nation!

Dismal: Wow...

Kyle: All of it's right here. Play with whatever you want! ^_^


 * (I had an idea for another talkplay we can do as well as this one. It's a bit fuzzy, but it involved either Panzyr or Kotuu and Vira.)
 * (Ryu-Okay. Also, shouldn't it be time for Dismal's bath?)

Kyle: Oh yeah! That bath should have been ready... (checks watch, eyes widen) About forty five minutes ago! Bugger! (bolts to the bathroom and opens the door, is drowned in a flood of bubbles) EEP!

Dismal: ._."

Kyle: (claws his way to the surface, covered in bubbles)

Dismal: (Runs over to him) A-Are you okay?!

Kyle: Yep. Bubbles can't kill you, after all.

Dismal: Oh. That's good.

Kyle: (flicks bubbles at Dismal)

Dismal: (Gets hit in the nose) !!

Kyle: Hehehehe!

Dismal: (Wipes the bubbles off his nose)

Kyle: Bubble fight!

Dismal: (Smiles and picks up a handful of bubbles, and throws them at Kyle)

Kyle: Wah! (grabs bubbles in his hands and wings and throws them)

Dismal: !! (gets covered in bubbles)

Kyle: Hahaha! I s'pose we don't really need the bath now!

Dismal: Yeah!

Kyle: Hey, do you want to hear the funniest song ever?

Dismal: Uhh, okay!

Kyle: (runs and grabs his boombox/iPod holder-speaker, turns it up and puts I'm On A Boat on)

Dismal: .......why is he swearing so much?