User blog comment:Memphis the light/Boredom rings so let's fix it./@comment-3002957-20120919222529/@comment-209421-20120922105117

Fixed it on an alternate PC I have access to (read: My parents PC). As it turns out, this is the SECOND game I've gotten into where my PC is simply too old and needs the update, I can't name the first without breaching an NDA.