Roleplay:TechnoLazyBot!

TechnoLazyBot, TLB, messing with people since 2010!

TLB:Kurugero.

Quiet, you.

TLB:Shim-

{claps hand over it's mouth}

ShimatheHedgehog: What was that?! (brings out a club with nails in it)

Artemis:Do you really want to know?

TLB:Tomato lettuce bacon.

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr... (lowers the club) We can't you get rid of that thing?

Artemis:Because it happens to be rather good at making doughnuts. They're not fatty, yet tasty.

TLB:Doughnut. *spits out tray of glazed doughtnuts, sets them down*...Statyx is a banana.

Hunter1034: DONUTS!!!!!! *tackles the tray*

ShimatheHedgehog: My doughnuts!!!!!

TLB:Hunti-

(I quickly shut it's mouth)

ShimatheHedgehog: (glares at the TLB)

Hunter1034: *gets up, a doughnut hanging from my mouth* What the heck is that thing Art?

Artemis:Just something I made.

TLB:Hedgehog Pie.

ShimatheHedgehog: (takes a step back from the TLB and eats a doughnut)

Hunter1034: ? *nibbling on the doughnut*

ShimatheHedgehog: It's an evil robot.

TLB:Daltyssa.

{I stop it s second too late}

ShimatheHedgehog: (crushes doughnut in hand)

Hunter1034: *jaw gapes, dropping the doughnut*

Artemis:._. meep...

ShimatheHedgehog: (brings out the club) Artemis, you better run. Now.

Artemis:I wish I'd installed a working off button on this thing.

TLB:Chaotics-

(slaps it) Oh no, nothing with THAT guy in it.

ShimatheHedgehog: (starts hitting the TLb with te club) Turn off!!

Hunter1034: *tries pulling Shima away* You're not gonna make it any better!!!

TLB:HOTDOG! LETTUCE! CHEESE! SALAMI!

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr!! (keeps hitting it)

TLB:SHIMJSHIMJSHIMJBEEEEEEEP!

ShimatheHedgehog: (stops) I...think I broke it..

TLB:......Bop....Bacon.

Hunter1034: *fusonaforms* I don't think so... *backing away from it*

TLB:*spits a mistletoe at Dalton* Beep!

Dalton: Ahg! *dives out of the way*

TLB:Bacon Dispensal Mode.

Artemis:Uh oh...

Alyssa: Not again...

Dalton: ?

TLB:Statyx is a banana. *starts psitting bacon everywhere*

Alyssa: Oi.. (pulls up a sheet of ice to block the bacon from hitting her)

[All the bacon passing by Tigero gets cooked]

Dalton: BACON!!! *starts catching the cooked bacon in his mouth*

Alyssa: (chuckles and waits for the TLB to stop)

Tigero:At least someone's happy.

Alyssa: Mhm.

Tigero:*pokes the TLB*

TLB:*stops* Now serving doughnuts. *another tray comes out*

Alyssa: Doughnuts! :D

Dalton: *swallows* Yay! The nuts of dough!

Tigero:*picks some up and tosses them to Dalton and Alyssa*

Alyssa: Yay! :D (eats doughnuts) :)

Tigero:^_^

Alyssa: Om nom nom!!

Dalton: *eating slowly, trying not to make a pig of himself*

TLB:Kagelly.

Alyssa: (eating doughnuts) XD

Dalton: XD

TLB:*pulls out...an airhorn and a megaphone* initiating Mizu quirk No#4

Alyssa: O_O (covers her ears)

Dalton: ?!

Alyssa: I'd cover your ears if I were you!

Dalton: ? *covers his ears anyway*

[It blows the airhorn into the megaphone, both at top volume]

Alyssa: (grits teeth and covers her ears)

Dalton: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *blood starts dripping through his fingers*

Alyssa: !!!!!

Tigero:*ears flat, melts the megaphone*

Dalton: *still holding his bleeding ears*

Tigero:*walks over and pats him* you okay, my freind?

TLB:Cookies!

Dalton: N-no...

Tigero:*Tries to bring his ears back together with heat*

TLB:COOKIES!

Dalton: Nhg... *slowly rights himself*

[A soon as he does, a cookie is shot into his mouth]

[the sheer force of the cookie knocks him back over]

Tigero:What in the name of- *cookie is shot in mouth, falls over*

Dalton: *still on the ground* ._.

Tigero:....*eats it* double chocolate chip. ^_^

Dalton: *starts chewing* Mhm. ^^

Tigero:*smiels

Dalton: *slowly sits up* ...

[two more cookies get shot in his mouth]

Dalton: Mph!

TLB:COOKIE! *shoots a cookie shaped like Dalton's head at him*

Dalton: *ducks under it* !!

TLB:*stops*

Thirza: *Walks past* Cookie?

TLB:Cookie! *shoots coookies at Thirza*

Skully: COOKIE!

TLB:COOKIE!

Alyssa: COOKIE!!! :D

Dalton: *swallows* yep!

Alyssa: (eating cookie)

TLB:*shooting cookies everywhere*

Dalton: *nibbling on a cookie*

Alyssa: (blocking the cookies from hitting her with ice)

Thirza: Potato!

TLB:BEEEEP! *stops completely*

Alyssa: Huh.. (puts down the ice wall)

TLB:....bop...

Thirza: Hmm..?

TLB:.....

Dalton: I think you borkekd it...

TLB:KURUGERO!

Tigero:*smacks it* Thing always turns back on sooner or later.

TLB:*suddenly walks torward Dalton*

Dalton: o_o *Starts backing away*

Alyssa: ...? (watching the TLB carefully)

TLB:*walking to Dalton*

Dalton: *backing away.

TLB:*walks faster*

Dalton: O_O' *backs into a wall* !

TLB:*picks Dalton up*

Dalton: !!!! *starts struggling to escape*

TLB:*Puts him in a fishnet, then picks the net up*

Dalton: What in the nine hells is wrong with your robot, Tigero?!!

Tigero:*sitting with legs crossed* You know, I'm beginning to think it might be the 4E*5 drive...

Dalton: The wut?

Tigero:Or... It might be...

TLB:*picks the net up high, as if about to throw it*

Dalton: !!!!!!!!

TLB:Daltyssa.

Tigero:Oh, that's what it's-

[The 'bot suddenly thrusts the net forward, opening it, launching Dalton at Alyssa]

Tigero:...doing...

Dalton: O_O" *tries maneuvering himself so he'll hurt Alyssa as little as possible*

Tigero:*shuts the robot off, takes off a panel, and starts working on the systems*

(I suppose now we just wait for Shima.)

(Yep.)

(Shima: I'm here now)

Alyssa: O_O (light blushing)

Thirza: That is some wacked out robot.

Dalton: *quickly gets up off Alyssa, blushing*

Alyssa: (sits up and blushing)

Dalton: *blushing* S-sorry about that...

Alyssa: (gets up; blushing) I-It's okay...

Dalton: *looks at TLB* I hope he fixes it this time...

Alyssa: (nods) Yeah..If it was broke before, worse now.

Dalton: Wait... if that trend continues... *eyes widen*

Alyssa: Do I want to know..?

Tigero:I THINK I've fixed it. *turns it on*

Alyssa: You think...?

TLB:...Beebop...

Tigero:...I think...

Alyssa: I hope so..

TLB:...Ding!

Tigero:...ding?

Alyssa: ...?

TLB: *shoots a microwave dinner out*

Alyssa: !! (blocks it with an ice wall)

[it was a cooked microwave pizza, and it slides comically down the wall, trailing tomato sauce]

Alyssa: -_-

Tigero:^_^' Eh heh...

TLB:Pizza. *repeatedly shoots pizzas*

Alyssa: (shuckles, then grabs a pizza and eats it)

TIgero:*snatches one* Yick...mushrooms.

Alyssa: (picks off everything, making it just cheese and eats it) ^_^

Tigero:You like just cheese?

Alyssa: (nods)

Tigero:*nods* Genevieve did, too...*staring at nothing*

TLB:...Beep...Initiating function...

Alyssa: (looks at Tigero) Oh..

TLB:...18...

Alyssa: 18...?

Tigero:18..?...Not good....*shifts away from the robot*

Alyssa: Why? (looks at the robot uncertainly)

Tigero:Suffice to say, I think it's not quite fixed yet.

TLB:Alyssa targeted.

Sledge: err, the hell is that thing.

TLB:Sledge targeted instead.

Alyssa: (takes a step back anyway)

TLB:*rumbles a while, then spits out a minature figurine of Sledge*

Dalton: *cocks head to the side* ?

[The figure moves!]

Alyssa: ?!

Dalton: That doesn't bode well...

[Suddenly, it triples, doubles, and triples again in size, becoming a giant metal version of Sledge!]

Dalton: O_O'

Metasledge:RAAAGH!

Alyssa: Eep! O_O

Dalton: We're so screwed...

Metasledge:*raises a hammer over Alyssa*

Alyssa: Crap!

Sledge: im guessing that's your machine tiger-head?

Dalton: Alyssa! *pushes Alyssa out of the way of the hammer*

Tigero:Er...

Metasledge:*the hammer starts to come down, now on Dalton*

Alyssa: No! (dives under hte hammer and creates a shield of thick ice to protect them)

[it shatters the ice, then comes up again]

Dalton: *marks start swirling, and a voice that is now Dalton's hisses from his throat* Geeeeeeeet Baaaaaaack...

Alyssa: !

Sledge: i'll take that as a yes. *sigh*

[Dalton's marks burst out of the back of his shirt, forming wings, while the ones on his forearms form wrist blades]

[the hammer comes down again]

Alyssa: !!

[Dalton jumps up to meet it, shredding the hammer into scrap metal like it was paper]

Alyssa: !

[He lands lightly, his wings preventing the metal from harming him or her]

Alyssa: (watches in awe) Whoa..

Dalton: *glares back up at the sledgebot, getting ready to strike again*

Alyssa: (holds Dalton's arm) I-I don't think it can attack anymore..!

Dalton: *Looks back at her, but the eyes aren't his own, having purple slashes throughout the irises* .........

Alyssa: !! (gently squeezes his arm) Dalton...?

Dalton: *the eyes soften* Daaaaaaaaallllltooooon iisssssssnnnn't iiiiiiinnn cooooonnntrooolll aaaaaaat theeeee mmmmoooooommmmmeeeeeennnnnt...

Alyssa: ?!!? What..are you tlaking about..?!

Dalton: ... Caaaauuuullllldeeeeeeer boooooouuuuunnnnd meeeeeee toooooooo theeeeeeeee boooooy...

Alyssa: Caulder.. (eyes narrow) If that isn't Dalton speaking..then who is it?

Dalton: ... IIIIIIIIIII... dooooooooon't knooooooowwwww...

Alyssa: Hmm.. (grips his arm) Can...you please let Dalton in control again..?

Dalton: *shakes his head* Toooooooooo daaaaaaaaaannnngeeeeerrrrouuuuuussss... fooooor theeeeee booooooth offffff yoooooooouuu...

TIgero:*A jet of lava destroys the metasledge thing*

Alyssa: Oh.. (looks at him sadly)

Dalton: *looks at the now melted robot* Noooooooowww saaaaaaaafffffe...*the markings retract back to Dalton's fur, and he collapses once they're back in place*

Alyssa: Dalton! (bends down nex to him)

Dalton: *slowly comes-to* ...... eh?

Alyssa: A-Are you okay...?

Dalton: *Sits up* ... I think so...

Alyssa: (hugs him) Good..!

Dalton: ! (hugs back, blushing)

Alyssa: (blushes)

Tigero:...*starts working on the robot again*

Dalton: *looks at Tigero, still hugging* Every time you try and work on that thing you make it worse.

Alyssa: Can't you...get rid of it?

Tigero:Well, I would, but then again, I'm positive that if I just get it to work...

Alyssa: Okaay..

Tigero:Then it should be the perfect little robot.

Alyssa: Let's hope..

Tigero:...Dalton, do you have any spare batteries?

Dalton: *checks his pokets* Nope, sorry...

Tigero:Alyssa?

Alyssa: Hold on a sec. (opens her backpack) Hmm....(opens something and takes out two batteries) I don't know how much they have left in them, though.

Tigero:That's fine, the robot self-recharges them.

Alyssa: 'Kay.

Tigero: Thanks. *put the batteries in*

Alyssa: You're welcome.

Tigero:*bangs the robot a few times*

TLB:...beep!

Alyssa: (watches it warily)

TLB:Tig-

Tigero:*smacks it* Don't wanna hear it.

Alyssa: (shakes her head)

Sledge: Zzzzz

TLB:Sledge-son of Shadamy.

Tigero:What?

Dalton: *shrugs*