Roleplay:Scratch and Grounder for Hire

This new version of The Return of Scratch and Grounder is a roleplay version. This time, YOU decide what happens in the fanfic and what jobs they try to get to make their comeback and how they screw it up. I'll do Chapter 1 for you, and then you other users can do the rest. Be sure to be funny, because this is a comedy.

Chapter 1
(Scratch is just sitting on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.)

Scratch: God, this stinks.

Grounder: What's the matter now?

Scratch: I've been thinking. Have you ever noticed that we haven't had a job in 18 years since our role in that TV show The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog?

Grounder: No.

Scratch: Of course not. You can't notice anything because of your nimrod nature.

Grounder: HEY! I'm not THAT STUPID!

Scratch: Never mind that. The point is, we need to make a comeback. Plus, we could use some money.

Grounder: But how do we do that?

Scratch: Get a job, stupid. How do you think we do it?

Grounder: Become hobos. They get lots of money.

Scratch: No, you ding-dong. Hobos are poor.

Grounder: Oh. Well, where can we get a job at this hour?

Scratch: Don't worry. I know a couple places.

TO BE CONTINUED