User blog comment:Mr.Zaya/GOOD GOD, PEOPLE/@comment-4722938-20120119002429/@comment-209421-20120119104153

Indeed. Heck, if it comes down to it, TO THE TUNNELS, BOYS! We'll migrate the servers down unda, and then you guys just have to hide in tunnels or at sea to avoid the US government...

Or, of course, we could always buy some real guns and metal armor for me and a few of my friends...I mean, who doesn't want to see the US government being held captive by four UNSC Spartans? XD

...Eh, the first is more logical. Even in armor, I look nothing like a Spartan. Not buff or tall enough, and a little too slim.