Talk:Jeremy D. the Fox

Jeremy Tortures Dismal... with New Weapons
(Dismal can be seen tied onto a rusty chair, with no way of escaping. Jeremy is holding onto his Bowie knife.)

Dismal: *whimper*

Jeremy: You know, I'd like to test out my new weapons against you. And my choice [grins evilly] is the Bowie knife. Wanna know what it does, ya little fur burger?

Dismal: N-No...

Jeremy: THIS! [stabs Dismal int he leg with his Bowie knife]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Jeremy: You like that, Dismal?!

Dismal: I-It hurts!!

Jeremy: Good!! Just like Vendetta says, that's how you're supposed to feel! [cuts Dismal's leg wide open]

[Xenon appears~]

Xenon: Ah, what do we have here? *smirks*

Dismal: *sobbing*

Jeremy: [turns to Xenon] Well, hello there, Xenon. I'm just testing out my new arsenal of weapons used against Dismal and see how much misery he can endure.

Xenon: I see....how's he handling it so far? Not too well, is my only guess. *sees Dismal crying; snickers*

Jeremy: Yup. You guessed it right, Xenon. Now then. [moves his Bowie knife onto Dismal's head and drives through it]

Dismal: GGGHHAAAGH!!

Jeremy: [laughs evilly and pulls out his Bowie knife when Dismal dies]

Xenon: *snickers* An interesting way to die, indeed.

Jeremy: Indeed. And as soon as he regenerates, [pulls out a pencil from his pocket] I'm gonna give him the true meaning of a death note, Xenon.

(Dismal then regenerates and sees the note lying in front of him)

Dismal: Huh? (picks up the note)

(The note reads "You will be stabbed in the neck by a pencil." which was written by Jeremy)

Dismal: *whimpers* (drops the note and covers his neck with both hands)

(Jeremy creeps up behind Dismal)

Jeremy: Guess who? [stabs Dismal by the back of his neck with a pencil (which was sharp, since he sharpened them)]

Dismal: GAHH!!

Jeremy: [chuckles evilly] This is what I mean about death note, ya little sewer rat. [drives the pencil inside Dismal's neck even more, inflicting sheer pain]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!

(Meanwhile, in the Hyperverse...)

Ka: The troll named Dismal has died more times than all other Trolls put together. This frequent death is disturbing the natural balance. It must end. Protect the troll named Dismal.

Clotho: *bows* It will be done.

(The three Heralds fade as they descend into the middle universe (which is our world.Back with Jeremy, after Dismal dies of getting stabbed to death by a pencil, he waits for Dismal to regenerate. Jeremy has a Screwdriver in his possession)

Jeremy: [ties Dismal's hands onto both handles of the chair so he cannot block] Hehehe... I'm gonna enjoy this...