Talk:Manik the Hedgehog

Ain't he cute? X3 (even though there's no pic...)--  &quot;That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!&quot;  ----"Tssssssst." 23:35, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Manik Panik.MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! 23:03, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Could you make a new section where Lol tries to capture Manik? Sonicfan919 07:15, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Part 1

 * Interact with the little munchkin here!

Kyle: Awww, cute! Hey there, kid!

Manik: Hai!!

Kyle: Hehe! Wanna play tag?

Manik: Yeah!

Kyle: You can have 15 seconds to run away. Ready... go!

Twister: hey guys did I miss anything?

(Manik runs past Twister, giggling.)

Twister: I did didn;t I?

Kyle: Playing tag with short stuff over there. 5 SECONDS!

(Manik is trying to climb a tree.)

Twister: I'm in if you want me to be it for you guys :)

Kyle: Aaaaand TIME! (falls through the floor, comes up out of Manik's shadow, flies to his level and taps him on the shoulder) Tag!

Twister: eep *zooms off to hide*

Manik: WAAAUUUGH!! (falls out of the tree)

Kyle: (grabs him) Woah there, little dude! Careful! (sets him down on the ground)

Manik: Th-Thanks...!!

Twister: *behind a bush* heheh no one can find me here....

Kyle: Heh! No probs! Hey, wanna see a funny trick?

Manik: Yeah!

Kyle: (grins, sinks into his shadow, comes up behind Twister unnoticed, takes a deep breath) OOGABOOGAWOOGABLARGH!

Twister: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs into a tree*

(Manik is laughing so hard he's fallen over.)

Kyle: Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me, there's a tree there! (staggers over to Manik, shaking with laughter, high-fives him and collapses with laughter)

Twister: you both owe me 20 Mobiums

(Little do they know that they are being spied on!)

Kyle: (gasping for breath) You... should have... seen... your face!

Twister: give me the mobiums NOW!

Manik: *shaking in laughter* I-I don't h-h-have any...!!

Kyle: Hmm... how about... no! (grabs Twister by the shoulder and zaps him with a 300-volt joy buzzer, K.Oing him) Come on, Manik, let's bolt before he wakes up! (grabs Manik, runs a short distance and takes off into the sky)

Manik: WHOA!!

Twister: *frew minutes later he wakes up* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wait, I already have 100 mobiums, who cares >_<' but that was soooo unnecessary.......

Kyle: WOO! (barrel-rolls and lands in a field about 1 mile away)

Manik: That was FUN!

(somehow the see a yellow and black blur dashing towards them)

Kyle: Glad! Hang on... (looks around) Someone's following us...

Twister: never shock me AGAIN unless you wanna get a north star 100 crack fist so it's pounded into you........

Kyle: Shadow clothesline. (a shadow darts out and clotheslines Twister as he dashes towards them) No, someone actually worth worrying about is following us...

Twister: shut up, just give me a handshake and forget the mobiums alright?

(While Twister and Kyle have their backs turned, a small, round flying robot with four spindly claws flies over and grabs Manik!)

Manik: AAAHHH-(the robot covers his mouth)-*muffled yelling*

(The robot begins to fly away with Manik in tow!)

Kyle: What the-?! (points at the robot, and uses Technokinesis, forces it to land on the ground and disassemble)

Manik: (Curled into a ball, whimpering)

Kyle: Where'd this come from? (picks up its CPU and uses Techno-Telepathy to "download" all its data, enabling him to see all the information about it)

(It seems to have been a search-bot of sorts, developed by Dr. Robotnik!)

Kyle: Fatboy Slim, of course. Who else would build an evil robot to kidnap Speedy McStuck-up's little bro?

Manik: (Gets back up and looks around cautiously)

Kyle: (still scanning the chip)

Manik: *sniffle* Why does Robotnik keep chasing me...?!

Kyle: Because he's so fat, he's jealous that we're so awesome-looking, so he chases you because he knows you're cooler than him.

Manik: Really?

Kyle: Of course! And what's with that moustache?! He looks like a mutant walrus-man!

Manik: *giggles*

Kyle: (inflates his cheeks and puts a finger across just below his nose like a mustache and sticks his belly out) Wohoho! Look at me, I'm Fattyfat Mc. Fatterton III!

Manik: *laughing*

Kyle: Look at me! I'm Omletteman, and I walk like I have a hardback copy of The New Adventures of Superman: The Collector's Edition on Blu-Ray shoved up my butt and held in with a cork! (struts around)

Manik: (Rolling on the ground laughing uproariously)

(An ominous shadow falls over them...Manik stops laughing and looks past Kyle, terrified.)

Kyle: (stops dead) It's Eggman, isn't it?

Eggman: Correct...

Kyle: .___. Crap.

Manik: *whimpering*

Eggman: What's this, Kyle? You're babysitting?

Kyle: Nah, the little dude wanted to play Tag, and things escalated, you know? Oh, and guess what?

Eggman: What?

Kyle: Tag, you're it! (slams his elbow into Eggman's face and karate-kicks him in the crotch)

(His foot gets stuck in Eggman's considerable fatness!)

Kyle: DAMNIT! (pulls his foot out, flies upwards, and karate-kicks Eggy in the face this time)

Eggman: GAH!! (holding his face) MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! (pulls out a laser gun) YOU'LL BOTH PAY FOR THIS!!

Kyle: (snaps his fingers and the gun explodes)

Eggman: Gah!! Grr...(throws a rock at them)

Kyle: (waves, and a shadow cuts the rock in two)

Eggman: !!

Kyle: Anything else you would like to attempt to hit us with? A giant robot, perhaps? Or a cow?

Eggman: Hmmm.....(runs over to Manik and punts him)

Manik: WAAAAAGH!!

Eggman: YES!! I've always wanted to do that!! >:3

Kyle: !! (a shadow darts up, absorbs Manik, and he spits back out of Kairu's shadow) Big mistake. (shadows swirl around him)

Eggman: Sh*t... O_O"

Kyle: (his own shadow stretches out behind him, then rises up, taking the form of a huge monstrous nightmare version of Kyle, but totally silhouetted except for two scary glowing pure-white eyes)

Eggman: ............ (runs away screaming; a big brown stain can be seen on his fat bottom)


 * (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XP)

Kyle's Shadow: (reaches out, grabs Eggman, slams him to the ground, picks him up, and pelts him all the way back to his base)

Eggman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Manik: (Laying on the ground, gasping in pain (he got kicked really hard in the stomach/chest)

Kyle: You alright, Manik?

Kyle's Shadow: (returns to normal)

Manik: (Panting and gasping) H-H-Hurts...!!

Kyle: Crap! Uh... (thinking) WhatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoiDO?!

(Manik continues to cough and gasp for air.)

Kyle: DAMMIT! Umm... maybe... we should... Ah, screw it! (grabs Manik and jumps into a shadow, teleporting to Chaos City Hospital, out of Dr. Carson's shadow) Carson!

Carson: WHOA! (whips around) Kyle?!

Kyle: Fatboy Slim punted the kid, and he's kinda hurt, as you can see. So... (hands Manik to Carson)


 * (Ryu-Maybe we should wait for Shima...)


 * (Okay. I'll go and get her.)
 * (Shima: (Pops up head) Someone say the "S" word?)
 * (Ryu-I did.)
 * (Shima: Mmaky. Catch me up, please)
 * (Ryu-right, so Kyle and Manik were playing tag and stuff, when suddenly Manik was attacked and nearly carried away by one of Eggy's search-bots. So Kyle destroyed it, and then the real Eggman comes by. He tries to attack with a laser gun, but that fails, then a rock, but that fails too, so he kicks Manik square in the stomach/chest area. Then Kyle's shadow turns into a monster, Eggy tries to run (we see that he poo'd himself) but Kyle's shadow grabs him and throws him away.)


 * (Eggy punted Manik, and Manik is now apparently seriously injured, and Kyle went to Carson for medical help.)
 * (Shima: (winces) Ouch...)

Carson: (cradles Manik and rushes him inside)

Manik: N-No, wait...!
 * (Ryu-Manik's also afraid of Overlanders.)

Kyle: Don't be scared, little guy! (holds up twin photos of Eggman and Carson) Bad Overlander. Good Overlander! See?

Carson: You'll be fine.. (looks at Kyle) Would you come in with? I don't think he'd be comfortable without someone with him.

(Manik starts whimpering, which soon turns into wheezing.)

Kyle: (salutes) Of course!

Carson: (leads Kyle inside holding Manik, and soon gets X-rays of Manik's chest) Hmmmm...

Manik: *whimpering*

Kyle: (mucking around with another X-ray machine to make Manik laugh)

Carson: (rubs a hand through his hair (which isn't much)) It looks like your sternum is cracked, and a couple of your ribs are broken, too..

Manik: *coughs* I-It h-h-hurts...

Carson: (pats Manik) We can fix your ribs, but the plate... (stops and thinks)

Kyle: That's really bad, amirite?

Carson: (nods) I'm not sure how you can repair a breast plate.. It's not like an arm..or a rib.

Kyle: Now, see, there are three ways around this obstacle. One! We get someone with Chaos Powers, and they use Chaos Heal.

Carson: (nods)

(Manik begins scooting towards the edge of the table...)

Kyle: Two! We somehow get a bazillion dollars and fix it with high-tech surgical machines and stuff.

Carson: How would we do that..?

Part 2
(A nurse comes in, and to Manik's surprise, it's a female Mobian!)

Nurse: I got some more X-rays for you, doctor.

Carson: Ah, thank you. (examines the X-rays)

Manik: !! )looks at the nurse)

Nurse: (sees Manik) Aww, hey there, little guy! ^_^

Manik: Uuuhhh......h-hi....

Nurse: (goes over to Manik and kneels down so she's at eye level with him) What's you name?

Manik: M-Manik, ma'am...

Kyle: Option three, I go to Moebius, kidnap Kairu's Moebian counterpart, and force him to use his healing power on Manik.

Nurse: (holds out her hand) My name's Gezzelle.

Carson: ...I like option one better.

(Manik takes her hand.)

Manik: That's a pretty name... ^^

Gezzelle: Why, thank you. ^_^ Manik's a nice name, too.

Manik: *blushes* Thanks.

(Kyle is now dancing around behind the x-ray machine.)

Carson: (looks at Kyle) Will you get out from behind there?!

Gezzelle: (sees Kyle dancing and laughs)

Kyle: (grins, steps out from behind the machine, but his x-ray remains, continues dancing simultaneously with his x-ray)

Manik: O_O

Carson: Oi...(rubs his temples) Do you know anyone who can peform Chaos Heal?

Kyle: Umm... Well, the Ultimate Lifeforms in general... (starts beatboxing while his x-ray breakdances)

Carson: Do you know any of them?

Kyle: Yeah, and those I don't know, I know someone who knows someone who knows them.

Carson: Can you get them for me?

Kyle: (thinks, then nods) I'll get Hali. (backflips into a shadow)

(At Hali's house...)

Hali: (humming to herself while reading)

Kyle: (flips out of her shadow, landing in front of her) Hali!

Hali: Waaah! (falls off her bed)

Kyle: (a shadow grabs her and sets her on her feet) Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, come with me!

Hali: Okay...

Kyle: (puts one hand on Hali's shoulder, drops through a shadow, reappearing in the hospital room)

Carson: !!!

Kyle: I got her. Hali, we need you to do Chaos Heal on Manik. Eggman apparently broke his sternathingy, and we can't fix it manually.

Hali: Oh, okay.. (walks over to Manik and Gezzelle) Hi! ^_^

Manik: H-Hi...

Hali: Now, where does it hurt?

Manik: (Points at his chest) H-Here...

Hali: Okay, then. Just stay still... (she gently places her hand on Manik's chest, and her hand glows) Chaos...Heal!!

Kyle: (watches)

(Manik is healed!)

Hali: (sits down out of exhaustion) Whew...

Kyle: Yeah!

Gezzelle: (helps Hali into a chair)

Hali: Thanks...

Kyle: ..... (continues his x-ray dancing routine)

Carson: -_-'

Kyle: (does a headspin)

Gezzelle: (laughs)

Kyle: (does the moonwalk)

Carson: You better hope I don't turn that machine on.

Kyle: Aw, come on! I look awesome as a dancing skeleton!

Carson: Mhm.. Right.

Kyle: Go on then, try and switch it on! ...IF YOU DAAAAAAAAREEEEE!!!!!

Carson: (hand hovers near the switch)

Kyle: (raises one eyebrow) Dooooooo iiiiiiit.....

Carson: (shrugs) Okay. (presses the on button on the X-ray machine)

(Nothing happens)

Carson: ....

Kyle: (grinning)

Carson: ...Smarty.

Kyle: (laughs)

(Manik giggles.)

Gezzelle: (hides a laugh behind her hand)

Carson: Not you too, Gezzelle! D:

Kyle: You know what they say- (pulls on a fuzzy multicolored wig, a fake-nose-glasses-moustache thing, and a big red nose, also puts on a denim vest and a baseball cap, starts breakdancing) Laughter is the best medicine!

Gezzelle and Hali: (laughing)

Carson: (smiles and shakes his head)

Kyle: (headspins) Hahahahaaaaaa!

Carson: (facepalms)

Kyle: (strikes a gangsta pose) Word.

Hali: (falls of chair laughing)

Gezzelle: (falls on floor and leans against the table laughing)

Carson: (tries to hide laughter)

Kyle: Yeah, fool! I'm so G!

All: (laughing)

Kyle: Nyuk nyuk nyuk. All I need now is a cream pie and some suspenders and I can join the Three Stooges. Oh, wait- I have a cream pie already! (pulls out a pie and throws it at Carson)

Carson: !!! (gets hit) .....

Manik: *giggling*

Kyle: (picks the pie tin off the ground and licks a bit of cream from the sides) My compliments to the chef! Oh, hang on a minute... That's me! (produces a marker, draws a curly moustache on his face, speaking in a bad French accent) It needz one final touch... (puts a cherry on Carson's head) Zere! Eet eez perfecshun!

Carson: (pulls out a hanky and wipes it all off) You're so funny, aren't you? (takes some of the cream and smears it on Kyle's face) ^_^

Kyle: (smears the cream with two fingers on his cheeks, war paint style, produces an army helmet and sticks it over his cap) THIS IS WAR! (throws a blueberry pie at Carson) EAT BERRY FILLING, OLD MAN!! (growls like Mr. T)

Carson: (ducks and makes his cream look like Indian war paint) Bring it on, youngster!

Kyle: Oh, it's ON! (pulls out a water balloon)

Carson: O_O

Kyle: Yes, be afraid, be very afraid... HIYA! (throws the water balloon at Carson)

Carson: Wait, not in-(the balloon hits him, spraying water everywhere, even teh machines) !!!!

Kyle: It's okay, I can fix! (uses Technokinesis to fix all the machines) There! Okay, so no water weapons then. So how about THIS!? (whips out a huge Nerf gun)

Carson: O_O

Kyle: "O_O" indeed! For THIS is the Vulcan EBF-25, with ammunition box, cartridge belt and full auto enabled! 3 bullets per second! (cocks it)

Carson: (gulps)

Kyle: (evil laugh, fires at Carson) Dance, doctor, dance! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Part 3
(Later...)

Statyx Meets Manik
[One day, Tonic the Hedgehog is harassing Manik.]

Tonic: Wanna have some fun with me, cute little boy?

Manik: No! You're a bad person!

Tonic: [Grabs Manik's shoulder] C'mon...~

Manik: No means no!! DX

???: *ahem*

Tonic: Eh?

[Statyx is standing there, his arms crossed and tapping his foot]

Tonic: Oh, uh, hey there! This cute little boy and I were just having some fun...isn't that right? [looks at Manik, his hand still on the lad's shoulder]

Manik: [Slaps Tonic's hand]

Tonic: Ow! Why you little-

[A static bolt hits the ground right next to Tonic's foot.]

Tonic: [Jumps up] Yiih!!

Statyx: 20 seconds, counting by 5s.

Tonic: [Flees]

Statyx: Welp, that was simple.

Manik: [Crosses arms] Hmph. I coulda taken out that Troll myself. I am a Freedom Fighter, after all.

Statyx: Yeah, riiiiight.

Manik: [Ear twitches with aggravation] I am a Freedom Fighter!! 3:<

Statyx: You're a rookie, that's what.

Manik: I'm tough enough to take on a dumb old Troll any day! [puffs out chest and (still soft) quills to look intimidating]

Statyx: *pats Manic on the head* Say that when you can actually fully harden your quills.

Manik: [Pushes Statyx's hand away indignantly] Hmph! Oh yeah?! D:<

Statyx: Yeah.

Manik: Well...uhh...(trying to think of a comeback) Uhhh....

Statyx: Take your time. I am ageless.

Manik: [Crosses arms] At least I don't work for G.U.N.

Statyx: Oh yeah? What's wrong with that?

Manik: They're all a bunch of jerks who don't care what common people think!

Statyx: That so?

Manik: Yeah! They just walk all over whoever they want to!!

Statyx: *ear twitches* Oh yeah?

Manik: [Puffs chest again] Yeah!!

Statyx: Hmph, at least this G.U.N. agent can do a spin attack.

Manik: I can do a Spin Attack too! I've been practicing, watch! [curls into a ball]

[Statyx abruptly punts him, hard. Manik lets out a loud muffled cry as he goes flying in the air.]

Statyx: *jokingly/mockingly* That's quite the bounce attack!!!

[Manik is still in the air...]

Statyx: *grins, then throws a Lightning Whip, which catches Manik*

Manik: *yelp*

Statyx: *pulls hard, making Manik fly back towards him*

Manik: *muffled* WAAAUUUUGH!!

Statyx: *catches Manik, then throws him*

Manik: *muffled* AAAAAAGH!! [tries to uncurl]

Statyx: *catches Manik with a Lightning Whip again*

Manik: [Still trying to uncurl] *muffled* S-Stop it!! P-Please!! DX

Statyx: *pulls Manik back again*

Manik: *muffled* ''Please!! Stop!!''

Statyx: *catches him, but doesn't throw him*

Manik: [Shivering, still balled up]

Statyx: Be careful with that mouth of yours, runt. I was just messing with you to teach you a lesson, but a bad guy might send you flying. Or just blast you to smithereens.

Manik: [Hesitantly uncurls]

Statyx: *drops him*

Manik: [Lands on his butt] Oww!! DX

Statyx: Heh, can't even take being dropped on your butt, yet you think you can take on some of the big baddies out there?

[Manik gets up and faces Statyx, shaking with anger and fear, tears forming in his eyes.]

Lol Tries To Capture Manik
Lol: (Thinking:If I do this right I might be able to get him to the trolls)Hey kid want some chocolate icecream?

Manik: Sorry, but I can't take gifts from strangers. My brother said so.

Lol:I'm your brother's, friend's, friend! (He's not kidding)

Manik: ........I don't trust you. [walks away]

Lol:Dang it!

(Later)

Lol: (Dresses up as Sonic mimicking his voice) I'm home dude! Just had to honor my adoring fans!

Manik: Hi, big bro-[stops]-.....

Lol:Want to come with me to trash some Egg-butt?

Manik: Ah-HA!! You're not Sonic; he never lets me come with him on missions unless there's at least 3 other Freedom Fighters with us!

Axebox: (Disguised as Rotor) Come on!

A random troll: (Disguised as Krinkinko) Eggman won't wait!

Another random troll: (Disguised as Tails) Let's get a move on!

Lol: See there are other freedom fighters. Now let's go!

Manik: And it's not for fun, either; its strictly for observation and some training.

Lol:Eggman wants to see how the hedgehog family fights by sending massive robots to our house! We must stop him!

Manik: You're not Sonic, so just quit while you're ahead!

The real sonic: I'm back from the grocery store and......(To Lol)Who the heck are you!?

Lol:Ummmm.....TWIN BROTHER! I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU! (Hugs Sonic)

Sonic: GET OUT.