User talk:Artemiscat55/Claterix

Claterix:Okay, I want everybody to understand something. I match you. Not the other way around. Let me make it QUITE CLEAR that I'm not falling in love! Never! Okay. Now that you all understand that, I'm done.

Hermes: Match me!

Me: he's been lonally....playing his ukilaly all night (it kept me awake), not fishing, and eating PIE!!!! (he hates Pie) What Comes Up  Must come down....

Claterix:*winces* Not sure what I can do for you. Never met another aquatic species.

Arandron:Match me too--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:40, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:You I can do.

Arandron:REALLY?!?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:43, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Yeah. I'll warn you now, though, there aren't really any jungle-ish girls. Now, if you think you're calm enough, there are some foresty-types, like Haelyn.

(She's matched)

Arandron:I'm desparate--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:47, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

(I meant some who are a bit like her)

Claterix:Haelyn isn't the only girl living in the forests of Tigeroa.

Arandron:Ok--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:51, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Let's see....There's Orchis. She's a lake-blue mobian cat who wears leaf clothing.

Arandron:May i meet her?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:55, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

CLaterix:You'll have to go find her. She's deep in the western forest.

Arandron:I'm not familiar with the western forest--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  21:57, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:*points behind him, to a deep forest. sunlight streams through, so it's not dark*

Arandron:Oh......[runs in]

[as he runs, he notices a lake that stretches on for miles. one side has been well-walked]

Arandron:Hmmmmmm[creates a vine bridge and walks across]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:03, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[on the other side is a tree with a deep gouge in a tree. it's the mark of an orchid.]

Arandron:I can smell a female--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:06, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[the orchid marks continue down the lake a ways]

Arandron:[heads where the sent is stronger]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:10, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[He sights, out of the corner of his eye, someone sitting on a jut of land into the lake. Palm trees line the jut, and a small garden of orchids is in front of the person]

Arandron:Are you orchis--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:14, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

[she looks behind her. She's as Claterix described...A lake-blue mobian cat. her tail is smooth and wispy, and hre fur is smooth. She wears only a leaf robe that goes from neck to knees. her eartips have 3 tufts of fur on the top]

Arandron:[extends hand]Hello I'm arandron Its a pleasure to meet such a beutiful girl as yourself--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:18, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*blushes deep*.....*quietly*hi.....I'm Orchis.....

Arandron:How long have you been living here--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:21, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:.....*still quiet*as long as i can remember....

Arandron:Same here exept I just recently left my village to explore and may I ask you something?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:24, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:.......*quiet* what?.......

Arandron:Well um I kinda like you do you like me?--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:27, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*blushes deeper*..................

Arandron:[before she has time to answer he kisses her]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:30, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*whole face goes red, but doesn't break kiss*

Arandron:[pulls away]I'm......I'm so sorry--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:33, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*gazes at him for awhile, then gently leans in and kisses*

Arandron:[holds it passionately]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:35, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*it becomes pleasently cool around them. she holds the kiss*

Arandron:[pulls away]I'll take that as a yes--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:37, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:mmhmm.

Arandron:[a vine starts tickling her]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:41, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*giggles, a pool forms around them*

Arandron:C-c-cold........s-s-so c-c-cold--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:43, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*strokes the side of his face, and warms the water a little*

Arandron:[runs hand down her back scratching her softly]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:46, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*smiles*

Arandron:You have a beutiful smile--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:49, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*hugs him*

Korrigash:[does the same]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  22:55, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*they sink to head hieght in the pool, she gazes into his eyes*

heading thingy
Cloe:Hello

Paradox:Hey

-- Zack ' the ' Cat  22:57, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:Hiya.

Cloe:Have you found some one for us yet? -- Zack ' the ' Cat  22:59, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:I've still been doing a lot. And to be completely honest, there aren't a lot of young kids in Tigeroa.

Arandron:[already staring]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  23:00, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Orchis:*they sink completely below, encased in a bubble. she kisses him*

Cloe:Then Here *Pushes Kytalie to him* -- Zack ' the ' Cat  23:03, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Arandron:[thinking]Never kissed under water before

Kytalie:Wh-what?

Claterix:And? She's just as young as you are.

Orchis:*holds*

Cloe:I know we are Twin's so -- Zack ' the ' Cat  23:06, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Arandron:[holds pationately]--- Sylaeus the  thorny devil  23:07, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:I still don't get it.

Orchis:*still kissing*

Arandron:[wraps arms around her]

Orchis:*wraps arms around him, kissing*

Arandron:Lets go somewhere

Orchis:*just smiles at him. He feels them moving through the water, she kisses him again*

Arandron:Seriously

Orchis:We are going somewhere. *presses close to him*

Arandron:Where?

Orchis:It's somewhere you'll like.*presses completely*

(You see, she can control the water side of nature. he can control plants. Because of this, she's completely infatuated with him.)

Arandron:[kisses pationately]

(OOHHHH I didnt think of that)

Orchis:*holds*

(Aye! It makes sense, though. Water needs plants. Plants need water. She sees him as a manifestation of plants, and is, therfore, infatuated,)

(True)

Arandron:Seriously though where are we going

Orchis:We're going kind of slowly...But I'm taking you to my home.

Arandron:Oh here let me do this[some plants push them foward]

[the plants and the water cooperate perfectly]

Orchis:*eyes shine, gazing at him*

Arandron:[lost in a trance]

Orchis:*lays her head against his chest*

Arandron:[smiles]

Orchis:*water seems to be surrounding her and his fur*

Arandron:???

Orchis:*it wraps completely around them, pressing Orchis' whole body completely to him*

Arandron:But wont your robe get wet?

Orchis:Do I care?

Arandron:If its made of leaves wont it fall off?

Orchis:....it might.....

Arandron:[blushes]And you w-want it to?

Orchis:It doesn't matter.

Arandron:Your right[kisses]

Orchis:*holds kiss*

Arandron:[kisses pationately]

Orchis:*kissing, some of the leaves on the robe detach*

Arandron:[looks at the falling leaves and blushes]

Orchis:*still kissing, more leaves detach*

Arandron:[becomes more pationate]

Orchis:*still kissing. A pulse of water removes every leaf*

Arandron:!!!!!!![presses to her]

Orchis:*presses to him, kissing*

Arandron:[becomes as pationate as can be]

Orchis:*does same*

Arandron:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 

Orchis:*leaf robe regathers around here, they come up in a giant tree fort*

Arandron:Whats this

Orchis:My home. *blush and smile* You kiss nice.

ArandronThanks and you do too

Orchis:*lays head on chest*

Arandron:[smiles]

Orchis:I'm certain i'm infatuated with you.

Arandron:Infatuated?

[remember forest also hes from the amazon rainforest and barely understands half english]

Orchis:deeply, passionately in love.

Arandron:As am I

Orchis:*starts repeatedly kissing*

Arandron:[When she lands the tenth kiss he kisses her pationately]

Orchis:*holds*

Arandron:Can you show me around

Orchis:This place spans the whole forest. I can't show the whole thing even in a week.

Arandron:[puts hand on a tree and he gets a view of the whole forest]Interesting

[Artemis I think we should hold off on non-canon till tommorow]

Orchis:*eyes shine with infatuation again, as he uses his nature power*

[Sure, but why?]

[I'm going to get off soon and I wanna get into korrigash and arandron more often]

Arandron:I see[finishes]This is quite a forest

Orchis:Yes it is...

[Hokayo!]

Arandron:I wish i could show you the amazon rainforest its HUGE!!!!!!One wrong move can get ya killed by a snake, a poisonous spider, a poisonous frog,etc.

Orchis:My sister lives there.*still gazing at him*

Arandron:You have a sister?I think I might have met her is she in a tribe if she is which one?

Orchis:Nope. She calls herself the shadow of the jungle. she's not seen unless she wants to be.

Arandron:Hmm thats not good have you heard from her lately

Orchis:occasionally. Her name is Wolfbaye.

Arandron:Is she nice to you?

[gotta go >:(]

Orchis:Protective.

Arandron:So shes not nice to you?

Orchis:Just...Protective.

Arandron:Oh......thats not the best sister in the world I'm guessing

Orchis:*smiles* Actually, I've survived a lot of near-death situations thanks to her. I wouldn't be here to kiss you if not for her.

Arandron:I thank her then[kisses her pationately]

Orchis:*holds kiss*

Arandron:[wraps arms around her]

Orchis:*wraps arms around, presses to him, still kissing*

Arandron:[thinking while kissing]She's so beutiful

Orchis:*thinking while kissing* He's perfect...

Arandron:[thinking]I cant think of anyone better than her

Orchis:*thinking* I'm completely infatuated...

Arandron:[thinking]plants+water=perfect

Orchis:*her fur becomes moist*

Arandron:[she can taste sugar]

Orchis:mmmmmm...*keeps kissing*

Arandron:[thinking]Good she has a sweet tooth

Orchis:*keeps kissing*

Arandron:[she tastes more sugar]

Orchis:*kissing* mmmmmm...

Arandron:I love you

Orchis:*at the same time* I love you.

Arandron:[blushes]Hahahaha

Orchis:*blushes, lays head on chest*

Arandron:[strokes her]

Orchis:*smiles*

Arandron:[humming softly]

Orchis:*puts a leaf to her mouth and plays a grasswhistle*

Arandron:[becomes mezmorized]

Orchis:*plays for a while*

Arandron:[pulls out a viola and plays corontion scene]

Orchis:*stops, and lays her head on his chest again*

Arandron:Youre beutiful you know that?

Orchis:You're wonderful.

Arandron:I would rather be with you than anyone else

Orchis:Me too.

Arandron:Tell me about yourself

Orchis:I just live here. After an...incident...I started wearing the leaf robe.

Arandron:Incident?What incident?

Orchis:*vlushes* I was taking a bath, and someonse saw and thought I was a nymph or something.

Arandron:...........So you wear it in the bath too?

Orchis:Yeah, unless I'm using my glade.

Arandron:Speaking of bathing I need to do you have a bathroom or do I go to the lake

Orchis:Feel around the trees 'til you find a hollow.

Arandron:Hahaha no I need to bathe

Orchis:Sure. C'mon.*walks*

Arandron:[follows]

Orchis:*Steps into a small, clear pool encased in thick trees and bushes*

Arandron:[takes off shoes and walks in]Now wheres the soap/cleaning impliment

Orchis:*pulls back a few bushes, revealing a small collection of natural cleaning things. Arandron notices there are leaves in the water*

Arandron:Are those your leaves?

Orchis:Technically, everything within the tree fort is mine.

Arandron:Am I yours then?

Orchis:*smiles* only if you want to be.

Arandron:[blushes]I kinda do

Orchis:*hugs him* thank you...

Arandron:Hehehe ^_^' [goes underwater and cleans himself]

Orchis:*goes underwater too, her robe undulates and floats to the tops*

Arandron:[heads toward her]

Orchis:*hugs him*

Arandron:[presses to her and begins kissing]

Orchis:*kissing*

Arandron:[brings her to the bottom and they lay there kissing pationately]

Orchis:*still kissing, enjoying it*

Arandron:[wraps arms AND legs around her]

Orchis:*does the same, kissing*

Arandron:[they begin floating in the water,still kissing getting more and more pationate]

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying it immensely*

Arandron:[thinking]Are we doing what I think we're doing

Orchis:*Still continuing and enjoying*

Arandron:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying immensely, becoming more passionate*

Arandron:[thinking]This is sooo great

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, begins feeling in his mouth with her tongue* [thinking] please don't let this end...

Arandron:[their tongues meet,thinking]Never this will never end I hope

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, becoming more passionate*

Arandron:[is as pationate as he can be]

Orchis:*still going, stil enjoying, gets as passionate as possible. there is nothing covering her, her robe has dismantled*

Arandron:[thinking]Umm is it getting hot in here?

Orchis:*continuing and enjoying*

Arandron:[runs hand down her leg]

[Night-O_O]

[Look at it this way:If they're infatuated with eachother because of nature, then they'll probably be natural with eachother.]

Orchis:*continuing, enjoying, still feeling in his mouth with her toungue*

[Night-True but still this is just *shivers*]

Arandron:[his tongue goes in her mouth it supposedly tastes like sugar]

Orchis:*wraps her tongue around his, enjoying*

Arandron:[still going]

Orchis:*still going,passionate as possible*

Arandron:[stops after 10 hours]

Orchis:*breathing hard*.....Arandron.....That was.....Extraordinary....Supernatural.....Ahhhh.....*faints in his arms*


 * (Kagi: Guys, please remember that you have to keep things PG-13.)

Arandron:[panting]I know.......I know[carries her to her home]

(Gah...Sorry...I forgot..........)

[Me no wanna get banned I like this place]

Arandron:[asleep on the floor]

(My blood feels cold all of a sudden. I hate it when I realize I'm like this...I may leave for a bit...)

[Ok I need to eat anyways]


 * (Kagi: Well, try not to forget next time. The stuff you guys put up there is okay I guess (if not pushing the envelope) since it didn't get "explicit", but for safety's sake, try to reign it in more. Either that or take it to a chat or something.)

(Aye, Mizu...)


 * (Kagi: Good. Heheh, I can't help but notice the irony of the situation...)

(Aye? And what might that be? Oh, and also, I don't know how to get into a chat. Nor am I allowed.)


 * (Kagi: The SFW has a link to KP's chat for future reference. And I'll put it this way: with one guess, try and figure out who it was that actually made it necessary for there to be an official rule against mature content, caused a huge uproar on the wiki, and almost left out of sheer shame.)

(Still not allowed in the first place. And you? Heh...Well, I can believe that. If not you, it would have been me.)


 * (Kagi: Not my proudest moment by far. I still have a ways to go before I'm able to live that down...)

(*pats Mizu*)


 * (Kagi: So now I, of all people, am explaining the rules against such content to you.)

(I knew them. Which is why i hate how i do it anyway. Anyway, 'tis dinner for meh. seeya.)


 * (Kagi: Kay.)

Matchmaker Gets Matched
Statyx: *cracks knuckles* Alright, who's my latest project?--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 04:29, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Claterix:*sitting on a rock, tails curled around midsection* There is none. Get outta here.

Statyx: Really, cause I heard there's a mtchmaker that could do with being matched himself.

Claterix:No, there isn't.

Statyx: *folds arms, raises eyebrow* Oh really, Claterix?

Claterix:Yes. Quite sure.


 * (Kagi: ....Not curious as to how Statyx knows his name?)

(Claterix isn't surprised. he thinks himself well known.)


 * (Kagi: Hey Nightfreak, Artemis, here's a tip: keep the respective RP to their respective section, as to avoid confusion.)

Statyx: Really? Cause apparently I'm supposed to set you up.

( I already know that. I think Night is used to leave message, however.)

Claterix:You must be mistaken, then.


 * (Kagi: Hence why I aimed the message at you both.)

Statyx: No, don't think I am. In fact... *holds up a small piece of paper* I have this.

Claterix:That had better be a bill. Or a coupon packet.

Statyx: *flicks his wrist, causing the paper to unfold to a list so long that it reaches the rock Claterix is on*

Claterix:*snathes and unfolds with two tails, and reads*

Statyx: It's a list of every single person you've ever paired up.

Claterix:So, a success list or something?

Statyx: Not quite. About 70% of the people who signed this were split between whether I should match you up, or castrate you.

Claterix:*cocks ear* castrate?

Statyx: *explains castration*

Claterix:Oh...

Statyx: Yeah.

Claterix:*shrugs* and?

Statyx: Well, the other 30% deffinately wanted me to castrate you, so... *forms blade thunder* your choice.

Claterix:*enspheres self in tails*

Statyx: Come on! If you're a matchmaker, then you know how this works!

Claterix:*muffled* Good luck with that.

Statyx: You've done it to plenty of people, so now it's your turn!

Claterix:*muffled* Oh really? And just WHO would match me? Besdies that, you ken forget it!

Statyx: *grabs Claterix by one of the tails, and electrocutes him*

[the current goes through the tail, he hears a zap, and it shoots out the tip of another tail]

Claterix:*muffled* I repeat myself.

Statyx: Okay then. *pulls out a cellphone*

[the sphere begins rolling away]

Statyx: Claterix, either you go along eith it or an angry mob will be after you.

Claterix:I've dealt with it before.

Statyx: That mob is made of all the people you've messed with or paired up.

Claterix:I somewhat doubt that. Some of them were rather happy. Heck, some came right upp to me and asked.

Kairu: May I point out something? You tried to pair up Dixie, and she didn't like it. I'd do what Statyx says, or she might get angry.

Dixie: (wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw)

Claterix:I'm not getting matched.


 * (Kagi: .....Statyx isn't the type to match by force, so can you tell me of any skeletons in Claterix's closet that Statyx can use against him?)

[hmmmm...He once accidentally kissed Tyrkae. Forced into that one by Kyrtaar.]


 * (Kagi: Anything that would make him go along with the matchmaking?)

[hmmmm.....No. He hates being chased by Raeverai, but then, everyone hates that. It wouldn't work either...Besdies, there's just as much chance she'd chase Statyx instead.]


 * (Kagi: Anything at all?)

(. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I just got a crazy idea.)


 * (Kagi: What?)

(Here's what you do. Say some girl falls in love with him. She asks for "advice" on how to charm a person, and describes Claterix. Claterix gives her the advice, and she uses it on him!)


 * (Kagi: XD Maybe, but what about Statyx?)

(easy. He finds a girl who will fall in love with him, and tells her to do that.)


 * (Kagi: Eh.... I dunno.)

(It would probably work. Use Claterix' own advice "against" him. I can't think of anything else...)


 * (Kagi: Hm....)

(................the only real problem.....is finding a girl who would fall in love with him......)


 * (Kagi: Why not make one?)

( you should know how this works for me by now. I have to have an inspiration, and, of course, they have their own souls. a burden and a blessing, all at once.)


 * (Kagi: Making a girl for Claterix should be inspiration enough.)

(Hah. Easier said then done. THe ones I "made" fo Night? ALready in a memory cell somewhere.)

(Me:heh I can see it now; clatria, girl who belives she won't have love and will obviously die alone according to her....she meets Claterix not thinking to much of it....then slowly she falls in love then asks for advice, she uses it on him and.......)


 * (Kagi: That's good, but Clatria is too much like Claterix; a pairing name would be difficult.)

(there doesn't have to be a name similairity....Besides, it'll only work if you get a girl with the right personality.)


 * (Kagi: Bingo, so dig Claterix's soulmate outta your brain cells!)

(me: I suppose....which is where the back up comes......Sandra, landle, clari, clariesia, and venda)

(Claterix:What re you people talking about?)

(Uh, nothing...ABout...Pizza.)

(Claterix:Surprise of some sort? Okay, I'll leave)

(Phew...Like I tolf you, Mizu...The inspiration thing? It basically means it is very hard for me to think of things to mold a character unless I'm inspired.)

(me: sorry for the double post but.....she has a somewhat sweet-ish attitude but her personality will clash with others.....she likes to dance, doesn't have any cares.....and enjoys looking at clouds saying they look like "Puffy white deoderent bottles" until later......theres my idea......)

(insperation from songs.....how about this song? thumb|300px|right or i'v got another: thumb|160px|right )

(Attempt appreciated. But I upload to iPod and listen to it during car trips or during my seminocturnal activity. that when the chara forms.)

Claterix and the Fangirl
XD this will be funny

Claterix:What's gonna be funny?

Fangirl: Clattie! *hugs him* (the fan girls a tabbycat anthro)

Claterix:Not this again...(tigeroan or mobian style?)

Fangirl: Clattie! (mobien, I'll give her a name and deisng later)

Claterix:-_-'.....(Hokayo!)

Fangirl: my name's shara (lol i'm fast)

Claterix:Shara...Okay...

Shara: I like you

Claterix:I can see that.

Shara: *hugs him* I never wanna let go

Claterix:I can see that also...

Shara: *purr*

Claterix:.......hmmmm.....

Shara: Me-ow!

Claterix:*several of his tails attempt to get between the two*

Shara: *she doesnt let go*

Claterix:hmmm.....

Shara: I'm going to pet name you flufflez

Claterix:*sarcastic* Wonderful...

Shara: FLUFFLEZ! (hey are you going to get kagi, I think he would laugh at this)

Claterix:*sighs* (I know!)

Shara: Flufflekinz!


 * (Kagi: I'm looking, I'm looking.)
 * (Hokayo!)

Claterix:[thinking] C'mon, I'm smart. I can get out of this.

Shara: Your fuzzy

Claterix:Whoopty-doo.

Shara: *purrs*

Claterix:*attempts to pry her off*

Shara: *she stays on*

Claterix:mmmf!*tries harder* (Does Shara have any abilities?)

Shara: *stays on* (shes a power type and whatever type of kinesis controls love)

Claterix:Rats.....(Oh boy....Romakinesis? Claterix is in trouble.)