Roleplay:Nothing

Yes, this is an actual roleplay. You are not on drugs, this is real. WAKE UP AND SEE THAT THIS IS REAL!!!

Overview
This has no specific plot. MAKE STUFF UP AS YOU GO ALONG, PEOPLES!

Rules

 * Swearing should be censored. (Damn, hell, ass/arse, and crap are exceptions.)
 * Keep everything you write PG-13 rated at WORST.
 * You can include cannon characters and characters from other fandoms.
 * No Rule 34 stuff. Kissing, hugging, and flirtation is okay.
 * Minimal smoking/drinking is okay.
 * You can include real people.
 * Be as silly as you can.
 * HAVE FUN!

Characters Included
Speedyblue-A SFW user.

Speedy the Fox-Speedyblue’s fursona. (Speedyblue)

Wikikinetic-Another SFW user.

GothicBandicoot-Yet ANOTHER SFW user...

The Twicer-A Lorax OC (This one is not specific to any user. Anyone can use him.)

Speedy’s Cousin-No, not the one that likes memes. The one that is constantly playing Destiny.

Skyblade743-Another SFW user who is seriously questioning his life choices at this point.

Guest Stars

 * Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Gotta Go Fast!
 * Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog)-Rapper...?
 * The Tick (The Tick)-THAT’S JUST WRONG!
 * Miles “Tails” Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)-I can be as cool as Sonic if I believed in myself!
 * Parappa (Parappa the Rapper)-I GOTTA BELIEVE!
 * Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)-Wants to kick Guh-nasty Guh-norc's butt... again
 * Megurine Luka (Vocaloid)-Wants you to Go Google It.
 * Camui Gakupo (Vocaloid)-Always Googles it. [Is that the correct way to write it?]
 * Osana Najimi (Yandere Simulator)-BAKA!
 * Hastune Miku (Vocaloid)-Suffers from multiple personality disorder.
 * Kasane Teto (UTAU)-You are indeed stupid.
 * The Onceler (The Lorax)-HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE?!
 * WatchMojo-Some YouTubers that are running out of ideas.
 * Earthworm Jim (Earthworm Jim)-GROOVY!

Memes Included

 * NO ONE STOPS KNUCKLES FEET!
 * I gotta believe!
 * Anything from the Lorax

Participants

 * Speedyblue
 * Wikikinetic
 * GothicBandicoot
 * Skyblade743

Chapter 1: Please Be Online!
(Speedyblue is checking the Recently Edited page.)

Speedyblue: Refresh. Refresh. REFRESH.

Speedy the Fox: What are you doing?

Speedyblue: R e f r e s h. REFRESH!

Sonic: These people can’t edit like me! I’m not only the fastest runner, but also the fastest editor!

Knuckles: (Rapping) No one’s editing, I don’t know what.

(Speedyblue receives an email.)

Knuckles: (Continues rapping) Someone’s editing but I don’t know who!

Speedy the Fox: (Rapping) Someone’s editing more and more!

Wikikinetic: (Rapping) NO ONE STOPS WIKI'S FEAT! *claps*

Speedyblue: (Rapping) W-I-K-I-K-I-N-E-T-I-C. Was born for a lifetime on...er...

Speedy the Fox: That’s not important.

Wikikinetic: (Rapping) My duty's to protect Master Emerald diamond. (Stops rapping) Wait, emerald diamond?

Wikikinetic and The Tick: But that's just wrong!

Speedyblue: (Rapping) Hold the climate, he’s searching for shining. (Stops rapping) Nope, nope.

GothicBandicoot: The heck?

Speedyblue: Um...SA2 nostalgia? And besides, Knuckles kept rapping in the last roleplay.

Sonic: (Singing) IT DOESN’T MATTER, NOW WHAT HAPPENS!

GothicBandicoot: Yeah, yeah. You'll never give up the fight, as long as the voice inside drive you to run and fight.

Sonic: (Continues singing) IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO IS WRONG AND WHO IS RIGHT!

Tails: Oh! Can I go next? (Singing) I will believe in myself!

Parappa: I gotta believe!

Speedyblue: Oh, PlayStation! You brought us the wonderful things of the 90’s! Oh, wait. I wasn’t alive...

Spyro: Yeah, well, Parappa isn't getting a remaster.

(Speedyblue starts laughing)

Speedyblue: You’re serious, right? He got one TWO YEARS AGO!

Spyro: ...oh.

GothicBandicoot: Man, Spyro. You've been living under a rock.

Speedyblue: Don’t worry, the remaster sucks anyway. 61 for the remaster, 92 for the original on Metacritic. Oh, well. It’s out of print, anyway.

Tails: AHEM! I was SINGING! (Singing) I will believe in myself!

Knuckles: (Singing) Won't rely on others!

Tails: (Glares at Knuckles) This is my song!

Knuckles: (Singing) I will not surrender!

Spyro: I wish I had a vocal theme song...

Speedyblue: WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN! I guess I have to Google it, since I don’t keep up with Spyro...

Luka: JUST GOOGLE IT!

Speedyblue: (Is shook) Damn, Luka. You don’t have to shout at me.

Spyro: Hm...

Speedy the Fox: WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME GOOGLING IF SOMEONE LIKES EGGPLANT, GAKUPO?!

Gakupo: Because...she’s my friend.

Speedyblue: And what kind of friend would tell you to “Go Google It”?

Speedy the Fox: The Tsundere?

Osana: BAKA!

Miku and Teto: Baka, baka, baka!

Speedyblue: What?

Chapter 2: How Ba~a~a~ad Can I Be?
The Onceler: (Rap-Singing? [Is that what you call it?]) I’m just doing what comes naturally!

The Twiceler: Why naturally? Trees are natural, you’re cutting them down. That isn’t natural. The world would become mechanical.

Speedyblue: Hey! We got some people actually thinking!

Speedy the Fox: You’re always thinking, stupid.

Osana: WHY DID YOU CALL ME THE SOURCE OF BAKA, WIKI?! I DIDN’T INVENT THE WORD, BAKA!

Speedyblue: But you made it popular with English speakers like me!

Miku: Baka, baka, baka! That’s fun to say! Baka!

Osana and Miku: BAKAAAAAAAA!

The Onceler: MY BROTHER RUINS EVERYTHING! (Continues rap-singing) How ba~a~a~ad can I be? I’m just following my destiny!

(Speedy’s cousin is now seen playing Destiny.)

Speedy’s Cousin: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!1!!1!!1

(Suddenly, a WatchMojo video starts playing.)

WatchMojo: Yeah, the adventure was great, but hooooooo, what a crappy story!

Speedyblue: How to trigger my cousin, fast forward a little bit.

(WatchMojo’s speech is now fast-forwarded.)

Speedyblue: Aaaaaaaaaand, stop.

(WatchMojo’s speech is now slowed down.)

Watchmojo: Number 7: Destiny.

(Speedy’s cousin looks up)

Speedy’s Cousin: Destiny does not have a bad story. ''Destiny does not have a bad story! '''DESTINY DOES NOT HAVE A BAD STORY!!!!!!!! '

Speedyblue: Look, the mature and oldest member of our clan is getting ''mad. ''

(If you’re wondering, I believe his real life reaction would just be “Alright. Your opinion.”)

Skyblade: Is this Destiny thing a running gag or something?

Speedyblue: Nope! He just really loves Destiny!

Speedy the Fox: It’s his favorite game!

Speedyblue: That’s correct!

The Onceler: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, BROTHER! EVERYTHING~!