User blog:Cloverfield monster/The Return of Scratch and Grounder(my fanfic)

Return of Scratch and Grounder is a comedy about Scratch and Grounder from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. They try to get a part in a Sonic game to make a comeback.

Chapter 1
(Scratch is just sitting on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.)

Scratch: God, this stinks.

Grounder: What's the matter now?

Scratch: I've been thinking. Have you ever noticed that we haven't had a job in 18 years since our role in that TV show The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog?

Grounder: No.

Scratch: Of course not. You can't notice anything because of your nimrod nature.

Grounder: HEY! I'm not THAT STUPID!

Scratch: Never mind that. The point is, we need to make a comeback.

Grounder: But how do we do that?

Scratch: Get a job, stupid. How do you think we do it?

Grounder: Become hobos. They get lots of money.

Scratch: No, you ding-dong. Hobos are poor.

Grounder: Oh. Well, where can we get a job at this hour?

Scratch: Don't worry. I know a couple places.

To be continued