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Before it does, here's what I got from Shadow straight from Japanese to English

Kuroki hedgehog with the appearance of two peas and Sonic. Dr. Ultimate life form that was produced by the genius scientist Professor Gerald century grandfather Eggman. Has been given the ability to distort space-time using the Chaos Emeralds "chaos control". I have a purity of up to dangerous any means for the purpose.

Can't you feel the distortion,  if anyone's wondering, from what another google search showed me, Kuroki is a name.