Talk:Heidi Rose

Ryu: Oh Ka, I'm so tempted to swear up a storm in front of her.

Linebeck: *snickers* Do it. :3

Heidi:*gasps* How rude! Ladies do not swear!

Ryu: I swear all the f***ing time, what are you talking about?

Heidi:*gasps* How dare you use such unladylike language! Where are your manners!?

Ryu: I buried them in the god-damned ground.

Heidi:*gasps even more dramaticly* How dare you take the name of the lord in vain! You are not acting as a proper lady should!

Ryu: Oh sorry, I should've said "in the f***ing ground".

[Linebeck is busy having a fit of giggles.]

Heidi: *her face turns bright red, and then she simply takes a sip of some tea* Ladies do not fight, we also do not dress like men. *She offers Ryu a super long, princess style, ball gown*

[Ryu looks like she's going to gag.]

Ryu: I do NOT wear dresses. Euuugh!

Heidi:*gasps* A lady must always dress to impress, it is not very ladylike to dress like a man.

Ryu: This might come as a shocker, but I don't dress to impress anybody but myself.

Heidi:*gasps even more dramaticly* How dare you!? That is a very selfish thing to say! It is your duty as a lady to to worry more about if men find you attractive or not! And men love ladies, not tomboys!

Ryu: Really? I'm pretty sure my boyfriend doesn't mind me being a tomboy.

Linebeck: And for the record, I'm not her boyfriend. Just a friend.
 * (Jon-Should I be in it? :P )


 * (Go right ahead)


 * (Jon-Okey-doke!)

Heidi:*gasps* I cannot believe that you actually accept being called a tomboy, where I come from, tomboy is a dirty word!

Johnny: [stealthily and mischievously stands next to Heidi, mimicking Heidi's expression, with a bit of humorous side to it, adding funny gestures]

[That just makes Linebeck laugh even more, although he's trying to hold it in.]

Ryu: Can't be a dirtier word than 'f***'. Or 's***'.

Heidi: *turns her attention to Johnny, and then she simply takes a sip of some tea* Ladies do not raise their voices either.

Johnny: [does what Heidi can do by pretending to sip a cup of tea, and shakes his tail a bit, also making humorous mouthing words to match her voice in a hilarious fashion]

Ryu: I didn't raise my voice. [takes a deep breath, then screams] THIS IS RAISING MY F***ING VOICE!!

Heidi: *takes another sip of some tea* Ladies are not aggressive either, no man loves an aggressive woman.

Ryu: Oh, so I'm supposed to be docile and submissive? Fat f***ing chance!"

Johnny: [continues to mimic Heidi's gestures (with a side of humor) by pretending to sip another cup of tea and also moves his arm and hand, doing the "no-no" gesture, while also matching Heidi's voice by mouthing words]

Heidi:*sips some more tea* It is talk like that that gives out a bad first impression, for first impressions are everything.

Johnny: [does the same by mouthing words to match Heidi's, doing more of sipping of tea as a way of mimicking and does a fake ladylike pose, doing more of a "no-no" gesture (by moving his hand left and right, with his index finger extended)]

Ryu: Well gee, I guess I don't have any friends then if I make that bad of a first impression. Except wait! I do have friends!

Johnny: [snickers a bit as he waves both to Linebeck and Ryushu, as he was doing well so far making a hilarious impression of Heidi]

[Linebeck is silently wheezing with laughter.]

Heidi: Delinquents attract other delinquents. And delinquent women are unattractive.

Johnny: [continues to mouth words to match Heidi's voice, even shaking his hips as if going ladylike, also doing more "no-no" gesture]

Ryu: Well s***, I don't care that my friends are delinquents too. And you must not have heard me when I said I have a boyfriend.
 * (Jon- I bet Linebeck was laughing so hard at Johnny doing an impersonation of Heidi, right? XD )
 * (Ryu-He's laughing so hard that no noise is coming out)

Johnny: [to Heidi] Would a lady wear combat boots? [he snickers as he looks at Ryushu and Linebeck] Wanna see how ladylike looks like?!

Heidi:*gasps* Heavens no! Ladies do not fight, or get dirty.

Johnny: Really? 'cause I had a fiery friend who can't back down whatsoever. Even my friend Ryushu can defend herself well.

Ryu: Well, I kinda mostly rely on my Pokemon...

Johnny: True. But hey, wanna how how being "ladylike" looks like? [smiles mischievously, as if wanting to behave since he managed to do an impersonation of Heidi by mimicking the way she acts]

Heidi: Well, I must say, being ladylike looks absolutely divine.

Ryu: Huh...Shanoa's kinda lady-like, but she can really kick @$$.

Heidi: Hmp, well that is not very ladylike of her.

Ryu: She's a demon hunter, she can't afford to be a candy-@$$ like you.
 * (ryu no that's not nice)

Heidi:*gasps* Ladies do not engage in such dangerous of activities, she should be at home, taking care of her man.

Ryu: Well, she's saved his @$$ on more than one occasion; does that count?

Heidi: Heavens no, Its the mans job to do the saving, and she should respect that.

Ryu: Weeeeeellllll it doesn't work like that for those two. See, they see each other as, wait for it...equals.

Johnny: And on the contrary, I can't surive the cold. EVER.

Linebeck: And Rouge and Jolene have kicked my @$$ before. Multiple times!

Heidi: *gasps even more dramatically* How absurd! As a lady, it is her duty to serve and pamper her man, she needs to leave the fighting to him.


 * (Gah, I almost threw up in my mouth writing that)
 * (Ryu-o.o)

Ryu: So, I take it you don't think a woman is capable of being a leader, then?

Heidi: Absolutely not, men are leaders, and women are followers.

Ryu: Then I guess the current leader of the Ice Clan is really a dude disguised as a chick.

Heidi:*has a sip of some tea* I am happy staying in the kitchen, and serving any man who wants to be with me, it is my duty, as a woman.

Ryu: Well, if that's what you want, I really can't make you change your mind.

Johnny: Eh well. If she's gonna go all ladylike, then let's see how manly-like feels like. [he starts to skip around as a form of ballet dance]

Heidi: *sips some tea* This is how women are supposed to be, I respect traditional gender roles, no questions asked.

Ryu: So you don't respect the way I wanna be as a woman?

Heidi: No, I think that you are an ungrateful, selfish and barbaric tomboy, with no manners or decency what so ever!

Ryu: Yowch. That really hurt me. Hey Linebeck, Jon, let's be barbarians together! GRAB YOUR WAR AXES, AND LET'S GO PILLAGE AND BURN DOWN SOME VILLAGES!

Johnny: [stops ballet dancing] Can I bring "Tiny" in, Ryushu? 'cause this baby can take down anything. :3

Heidi: Hmmp! *turns away and finishes her tea*

Ryu: The barbarians didn't use modern vehicles, Jon! You'll have to use a big, medieval weapon like everyone else! Oh yeah, here's your helmet. [pulls out a horned helmet and puts it on Jon's head] :3

Johnny: [is given a horned helmet by Ryushu] Ohhhhh ME GUSTA!

Linebeck: [Wearing a horned helmet as well] WE MUST GATHER OUR ALLIES!

Heidi: Hmmp, delinquents will be delinquents.

Ryu: Don't make us find where you live and pillage the s*** out of it!

Heidi: What a shame, I would have asked to join me for some tea.

Ryu: Really? I thought I was a disrespectful delinquent. Why would you want someone like that over for tea?

Johnny: [whispers to Ryushu] She thinks tea is better than our horned helmets.

Ryu: [whispers] I do like tea, but now is the time for pillaging.

Johnny: [whispers] Hell yeah. I like tea too, but pillaging is so much better.

Linebeck: [whispering] What are we whispering about?

Heidi: Ladies are kind, and offering to help teach you some manners is the least I can do.

Ryu: Well that's real sweet of ya, but I think I'm happy just the way I am.

Heidi: Hmmp, suit yourself, but you will get in trouble, be unattractive, and miss out on enjoying your femininity.

Ryu: Works for me!

Johnny: I totally second that!

Ryu: Come Johnny! We have much pillaging to do! [pulls out a pair of coconuts and claps them together rhythmically as she skips away like a horse]

Heidi: Hmmp, *turns away in discust* very  well then.


 * (LOL, Monty Python reference, I see what you did there.)

Johnny: Hell yeah! [follows Ryushu]

Heidi: Hmmp, Uncultured swines!

[Ryu pulls out her iPod, which has a small stereo attachment, and starts to blare some Amon Amarth.]

Heidi:*covers her ears and falls to her knees* AAAAAAAAAAH! What is that awful racket?!

Ryu: Whoa whoa whoa wait, hold up a second! [turns off her music and pulls out a sheet that has Heidi's "Likes" on it] ....you like being ABUSED AND SHOWN OFF?

Heidi: Hee hee, well of course, I am like my man's accessorie.

Ryu: ....okay no, that is WRONG. SO WRONG. I would NEVER allow someone, much less a man, to abuse me! And you shouldn't allow it either!

Heidi: But it shows that he's strong, and that he really loves me, like his child.

Ryu: What?! What kind of messed-up logic do you go by?! If a man abuses you, the only thing it proves is that he's a dirty coward!


 * (DarkMantis - mind if I join in the shenanigans?)

(Knock yourself out)

(DarkMantis - cool.)

Blitz: *reads Heidi's article* ...oooookay. *raised eyebrow*

Heidi: What ever is the matter, do you not find me to be the perfect woman?

Ryu: Are there any specific men who've abused you, Heidi? Gimme their names, and I'll f*** them up! Or, well, my Pokemon will.

Blitz: Snobby damsels aren't my thing, lady. *to Heidi*

Heidi: Oh no, a man can do whatever he wants to a woman, and I will always be happy to satisfy him. *turns to Blitz* Oh no, I believe you are mistaken, I am no "snob" as you say, I will happily go with any man who asks. *holds out her hand for him to kiss*

Ryu: This is disturbing; very disturbing indeed...
 * (Ryu-Just curious; are there any notable guys that Heidi's been with?)

Blitz: Riiiiight. HEY LOOK, A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR ON A HORSE OF SHINING ARMOR! *points behind Heidi*


 * (@Ryu I havent thought out the details yet, but Im getting there)

Heidi:*quickly turns around* WHERE?!

Blitz: *snickers* He went that-a-way! *points to an ominous-looking cave entrance*

Heidi:*gasps* Oh no! Such a delicate lady such as myself, could never go in a place so scary, there might be germs in there!

Blitz: But if you don't, that shining knight is going to be so lonely, ever pining for that fine damsel that never sought to end his cave-borne pains. Go on, it won't hurt.

Heidi: Well, would you be willing to come with me to protect me? *flips her hair and winks at him* Hee hee....

Blitz: Wellllll.... okay. But no touchy.

Heidi: Will you atleast hold my hand? *smiles and blushes*

Blitz: *sigh* Fine.

Heidi: Oh thank you good sir! *kisses him repeatedly on the cheeks*

Blitz: *gently pushes her away* That doesn't mean you can do that, lady. Now, let's get going.

Heidi:*opens her parasol and holds his hand* Indeed sir!

Blitz: *rolls his eyes and thinks "Not quite how I expected it to happen... but whatever," and proceeds to enter the cave with Heidi*

Heidi: AAAH! Dirt! *holds onto Blitz* Protect me!

Blitz: *frowns and peels her off him* Relax, Ms. Worrywart. It's just dirt.

Heidi: Aah! I can not stand dirt! A lady does not belong in such filth!

Blitz: *is about to respond when he suddenly gets an idea* ...you know, you're right. I'll go clear a path to that knight guy so you don't dirt on your frilly dress...robe...thing. *turns around to run off into the cave, smirking*

Heidi:*reaches out* Wait, are you just going to leave a poor, defenseless lady all alone?

Blitz: *his voice echoes from beyond* Only for a sec!

Heidi:*gulps and holds her parasol tight* I am scared.....


 * suddenly something dashes past Heidi, but given the low light conditions, she would be unable to see what it is*

Heidi:*nervously* Hello?


 * nobody responds...*

Blitz: 'Kay, back, yo. *returns with a smirk on his face*

Heidi:*hugs him and kisses him repeatedly on the cheek* Oh thank you! I thought that I was ing to diein here!

Blitz: *frowns and backs away* Uh-huh. Well. I found that knight guy up ahead.

Heidi: Oh good, we must go! *grabs his hand*

(much wandering around later...)

Heidi: Are you sure the knight is here?

Blitz: Positive. Just a bit further...

Heidi:*whimpers al little bit and gets closer to Blitz*

Blitz: Aaaand... here. this was where I last saw him.

Heidi:*looks around*

(suddenly a large, fake spider decoration drops down right in Heidi's face without warning!)

Heidi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *quickly embraces Blitz* Please! Protect me!

Blitz: ... *laughs heartily at this, smirking* Heheheh! Oh wow, you totally fell for that one! *grins*

Heidi: I.....do not understand......

Blitz: There wasn't a knight to find. I just pranked ya. *snickers*

Heidi:*her eyes start to tear up* But, I thought you loved me........

Blitz: Whatever gave you that idea?

Heidi: I am the most beautiful woman in the world, my manners, my looks, who would not love me?

Linebeck: [From far away] Me!

Blitz: Dunno about you, but I'd like a girl that bites instead of barks. Get me?

???: Who would? People don't like perfectionists like you.

Heidi:*stuttering* B-b-but, Ah-I am the.....*thows her hand againts her forehead and dramaticly faints*

Blitz:. . . oookayyy... two things. one, *facepalms*. Two, who was that?


 * a green bat is sitting above them on a platform of wind*

???: Hello!

Blitz: *turns to see the newcomer* Oh. Hi there.

???: Is that crazy lady dead?

Blitz: *goes to poke Heidi's unconscious body with a stick*

Ryu: Noooo...

???: *sighs* She puts romantics to shame doesn't she?

Ryu: I can't help but feel really bad for her. I mean, she lets her "men" ABUSE her.

Blitz: *to the newcomer* Now ya tell me. *to Ryu* That's a bit... uh... yeahhhh.

Heidi:*comes up wearing a much more revealing and skin tight black dress and a much more seductive voice* How about now......

[Linebeck screams like a girl.]

Blitz: ....nope.

???: *sighs and floats down from her platform* Even some flirters wouldn't go this far to impress. *she shakes her head*

Heidi:*to the bat* You know, I can go both ways, men go nuts when they see it.