Talk:Hew

(The cloaked girl wakes up Hew)

CG:Wake up Hewey, grampa says he wants us to meet him at the library for breakfast. He says he has a mission for us.

Hew:(Wakes up with a yawn and rubs his eyes.He then smiles at his sister)Okay sis.^^I'm comming.^^(Hops out of bed,makes his bed and walks up to his sister)I'm ready big sister.^^

CG:Okay.

(They walk to the library and when the open the doors they see Suprano and Elag eating at a giant breakfast buffet table)

CG:(Smiles)Now this is what I'm talking about! (Jumps in a seat and starts making her plate)

Hew:Wow.It all looks good.^^(Climbs into his seat and makes his plate too)

(Later after they finish eating)

Suprano:Okay, today will be another mission day. Elag's 20th mission and Hewey's first.Since it's your first I won't make it too har-

CG:But Grandpa he's too young give him two years and-

Suprano:That's why I'm sending him with you two with him.

Elag:What?! But he'll just drag me down!

CG:(Punches Elag)What did you say?

Elag:I said the brat will drag me down!

CG:That's it!

Suprano:SILENCE!

(The whole room falls silent)

Suprano:Now, for mission briefing...as you know we're a kingdom so if we're in a war we'll need allies to help us. Unfortunately, I'm not very good at making friends so I'll need you three to go to Four Castle Kingdom and befriend the Princess there. There's a carriage driver outside the castle that will escort you there. Any questions?

Hew:(Raise his hand)Grandfather,what's the Four Castle Kingdom like?

Suprano:Well, it's really sunny, has four castles, has a nice beach, has ship racing, has two princesses and princes.

Hew:Okay.Thanks for telling me grandfather.^^

(When they got in the carriage The Cloaked Girl and Hew started playing games but soon Elag became annoyed)

Elag:What are you doing!?

CG:Playing Uno?

Elag:Funny because I thought we were supposed to be making allies.

CG:We are but we're not there yet.

Elag:Okay but we need to have a plan ahead of time! What do you think we should do Hew?

Hew:Um,maybe we can be friendly and polite when we meet people.

Elag:(Facepalms)Obviously but we need something to set us apart. The only thing I can think of is a written contract or treaty..

Hew:Maybe.What do you think big sister?

CG:I think we should keep our relations to grandpa a secret until they start to like us because grandpa and Four-Castle Kingdom have.....rocky relations.

Hew:Okay big sister.(Yawns a bit)Can I have a small nap big sister?Just until we get there?

CG:Sure.

Hew:Thanks sis.^^(Hugs her and close his eyes to go to sleep)

(Hew wakes up on a boat with his siblings)

Hew:(Yawns as he wakes up)Where are we big sis?

Elag:It's called a boat.

Hew:I know that,big brother.But where is the boat at?

Elag:The ocean.

Hew:Wow.I never rode a boat before.

Elag:Didn't they take you on field trips or somethin' while you were at that orphanage?

Hew:Sure did.Some was at amusement parks.Some to a castle.But we haven't planed a trip to the ocean yet.We get field trips every weekend.^^I hope my friends get to ride a boat like I did.

Elag:Maybe you should go to sleep kid. She doesn't like it when she doesn't get her sleep. (Points to CG)

Hew:Okay big brother.(Lays down and covers up as he goes to sleep when he closed his eyes)

(He's waked up CG about three hours later)

CG: Hew, wake up!

Hew:(Rubs his eyes and sits up)Okay big sis.

Elag: Do you have to finish EVERY friggin' sentence with 'big sis'?

Hew:She's my big sister.Just like your my big brother.

Elag: So if you met a murderer would you say something like. (Mocks his voice) Okay Mr. Murderer!

Hew:No...(Starts to cry a bit)

CG: (Picks up Elag) Shut you big bully!

Elag: Wait no, sis! I'm sorry!

CG: (Throws him off the boat) Shall we search for the castle Hew?

Hew:(Wipes his eyes)Yes big sis.

(As they stroll through town several people cower in fear and go to their houses)

CG: *Sigh*

Hew:Why is everyone hiding sis?

CG: Because they hate us. Look Hew. Your going to have to go to the castle alone.

Hew:(Hugs her)Will you promise to come back for me,big sis?

(A dark chao emerges from the trash can)

Chao: Who is this runt?

CG: DD! Your alive! (Runs to hug him but he quickly evades the hug)

DD: Nu-uh toots! When you came here you ditched me!

CG: I forgot DD!

DD: I don't want to hear it toots!

Hew:Who's he big sis?

CG: He's my pet chao.

DD: WAS! And what do you mean by pet cloaked face?!

CG: Can it Devil Demon!

DD: Naw! I don't think I will in fact I think I'll hang with this dude here. (Flies to Hew)

Hew:Wow,this is the 1st time I've seen a chao like this one.

DD: C'mon birdy let's go! (They walk towards the castle) Okay, from now on your my pet penguin named Bob.

Hew:But I already have a name.Its Hew.

DD: Fine! You pets always have it have it YOUR way -_-

Hew:So,why are you living in this kingdom when you know where your home is?

DD:You think it's so simple Bob. Listen here, The Seven Castle Kingdom is an island, surronded by water. You try navigating the ocean all the way to the Dark Pond Kingdom.

Hew:I'm only 5,so I haven't learned yet.

DD: I'm about 15 years old but I AM a chao. So Bob why are you here anyway.

Hew:Well,I've been sent with my siblings to make some allies and make friends with the princess of this kingdom.

DD: Then you better act fast because the castle is right in front of us.

Gunnar: HEY! SHRIMP! What are you doing here?

Hew:Um,hi sir.I'm here to see the princess.May I see her please?

Gunnar: No.

Hew:Pretty please?

Gunnar: N-

(DD Tackles him)

DD:RUN KID WHILE I GOT EM' DOWN!

Hew:(Scared for a bit,but runs ahead)

Lu-Lu:AWWW it's a wittle penguin. (Picks Hew up) I'll name you Rose.

Hew:Um,ma'am.I'm a boy and my names Hew.Could you take me to the princess please?

Lu-Lu: It's okay Rose. I'll get you some fish.

Hew:I like fish.But I need to see the princess 1st.(Wiggles a bit)

LU-Lu: Oh, she's reading a book Rose so let's get you some fish first. (Carries him to the kitchen) Do you want raw, cooked, or tuna fish?

Hew:Cooked please.

Lu-Lu: Cooked it is? So, why are you all alone Rose? (While cooking the fish)

Hew:Well,I got seprated and lost.

Lu-Lu: We don't have many penguins here at Four Castle Kingdom. Where are you from?

Hew:Across the ocean,I think.

Lu-Lu: I mean the name of the place your from. I know your from across the ocean because your not from here.

Hew:I'm from Dark Pond Kingdom.

(Lu-Lu halts making the fish and steps back)

Lu-Lu: Dark P-pond Kingdom?

Gunnar: (Bursts through the door) NEEEEEEEET! GET YOUR PIG-NOSED BUTT OVER HERE! WE GOT A SPY!

Net:(Rushes in)Were?

Hew:(Hides his face)Please don't hurt me.

Gunnar: (Tackles Hew) Shut up! Spy I'll gut you like a fish!

Net:Easy Gunner.That's a child your harming.Spy or not,he's still a child.

Hew:(Cries)

Gunnar: (Punches Hew) Wow you sissy! You really cryin'!?

Hew:Yes...

Net:Stand down Gunner.

Gunnar: (Throws Hew into the oven the leaves, grumbling)

Net:(Takes Hew out of the oven)That boy can go crazy.Lu-lu,please treat the kid's wounds as I talk to Fala about this.

Lu-Lu: No, she's my mom and he's the intruder. You go heal him. I'm not your slave Net.

Net:I'm not asking you as a slave Lu-lu.

Hew:(Goes to hide from everyone)

LU-Lu: Then I'll ask her, NOT YOU! (Leaves)

(In Fa-La-Stu's room)

Lu-Lu:Suprano has sent a spy to the Four Side Kingdom.

Fa-La-Stu: (Eyes sligtly widen but not much) A spy?

Lu-Lu: Yes! A little boy so he can decieve us and gain our trust.

Fa-La-Stu:Wow, Suprano must be getting desperate....

Lu-Lu: I know! As we speak that little penguin pest is probably taking pictures of you in your PJ's!

Fa-La-Stu: (Scrambles under her cover) WHAAAAT!?

Lu-Lu:It's probably true but your stupid boyfriend wants us to leave him alone!

Net:I didn't see a camera on the kid.Plus,I heard Gunner was attack by a devil chao.How did you find the penguin Lu-lu if I may ask you that?

Lu-LU: Net. Your such a simple minded fool. To be a spy you don't need cameras you only need ears and a mouth. Also the chao proves my point. His pet tried to kill Gunnar.

Net:The kid dosen't know about his team.He's one of those sweet New Hope Orphans.He just got mixed up in this mess.

Lu-Lu: He does know about his team! He's here to help end us all!

(Meanwhile,Hew in crying in the garden)

Hew:I want to go home.I want big sister and my friends.

(DD and CG run to Hew)

CG: Oh, Hewey are you alright?

DD: What happened Bob?

Hew:Big sis.DD.(Hugs CG as he cries)The big guy name Gunner hited me and shoved me in the oven.Then a guy name Net stood up for me and fought with this Lu-Lu girl.So I hide here before I got hurt more.They think I'm here to spy on them,but I just want to be friends with them.

CG: DD, stay with Hewey. (Storms in the castle, bursts into Fa-La's room and slaps Lu-Lu across the room)

Fa-La-Stu: (Jumps up) What was that for b****!?

CG: For messing with my bro! (Charges at Fa-La-Stu but she ducks and hits the wall, causing it to cave in) GRRRR....YOU'LL DIE FOR MESSING WITH HEWEY!

Net:(Helps Lu-Lu up)Why did you bring a helpless kid here then?Is he really a spy or just a kid?

CG: What's your definition of kid because you'll start to jump to conclusions when you know where he's from. Remember me? Warthog?!

Net:I never forgot.Your Suprano's daughter.But why would the old wizard pick a innocent child from New Hope and put him on one of Suprano's missions?

CG:That's grandaughter little piggy and you have it all WRONG! Grandpa didn't simply adopt Hew to be a militistic monster he adopted him because he loves him and he sent us here to make peace with-

Lu-Lu: (Recovering from the slap) MAKE PEACE!? AFTER YOU KIDNAPPED OUR BELOVED PRINCESS!?

Net:You should know that it would be hard to trust those from your kingdom after what happened.Hew does want peace,but that would be a hard goal to get.

DD: Look, we just want to see the old cook happy. Besides, think of how strong he is he's better your ally than your enemy.

Net:We know he's strong.But it won't be easy to prove that's he's good and asking for peace.

Hew:(Hiding behind a piller as he watches them talk)

DD: Let's look at it like this...you guys are enemies, he tries to kill you...he doesn't try if your friends and if that isn't enough...Bob will be our peace emblem..

CG:WHAT!?

DD: This way if we ever step out of line you guys get to take Hew.

CG: NO!

DD: It's the only way!

Fa-La-Stu: Shoudln't he have a say in this?

Net:I agree.Hew should have a say in this.

DD: (Turns around) Well Bob?

Hew:Um,I want to make peace with both kingdoms.But I don't want to be taken away from my family.

Lu-Lu: Then there can't be peace. We need something to make sure Suprano won't go back on his word.

Hew:Um,how about my prized treasure?(Digs in his bag and pulls out a shiny glazed egg)This was the egg I was born in.After I hatched,Mr.Tim pieced it together and super glazed it so that it can be moralize.As you see,nothing creaked it,no matter how strong the impact.

DD: I'm not sure. Suprano doesn't even know about this thing.

CG: That's the point then he won't break his promise so he'll be able to get it.

DD: I'm not sure...what do you think princess?

Fa-La-Stu: I'm not sure. It seems a little useless in my opinon. If it's indestructibe then Suprano won't be able to make armor or whatever with it.

Hew:It is.My teacher in New Hope made is so that no matter how much its dropped or strecthed,it stays whole.When Gunner tackled me,the egg stayed the way it was made.

Fa-LA-Stu: That's the point. If it can't be molded into something else Suprano can't make anything out of it.

Net:Then shouldn't that prove that as a solid symbol of peace between both kingdoms.

Hew:I know it dosen't mean much.But its my most prized belongling.And it would make me happy to know that it holds the peace of our kingdoms.

DD: Fine, we'll see what the old cooc has to say bout' this.

(They hear a crash)

Elag: Shut up Four Castle Punk!

Gunnar: Who you callin' punk Dark Pond scum!

(They hear more crashes)

Net:What's he doing here?

Hew:You think he's mad about the overboard big sis?

DD: Yep. (They hear a crash) and he's (they hear an explosion) angry..

Hew:I'm scared.

DD:I'll tell him about the peace treaty.

(When he comes up two minutes later he's beat up and bruised)

DD:M-mission accomplished. (Passes out)

Hew:(Picks DD up)Get some rest,okay.

CG:(Turns to Hew) Should we head back now?

Hew:Yes,big sis.Bye everyone.

CG:See you later Four Castle dwee..I mean friends.

(Heads out with Hew)

(When they arrive back at the raft CG's beat up and bruised)

CG:Remind me never to get in the middle of one of your fights with the icecream man ever again.

Elag: Note taken. (Gets in the raft with, Hew, DD, and CG) It might take a while to get back to the kingdom but I don't mind. (Grabs a fish out of the water and throws it at Hew) Here, penguin.

Hew:(Catches it)Thank you,Elag.^^

Elag: Your welcome.

CG:I'm going to try and catch some Z's. Wake me up when we get to the Dark Pond Kingdom.

Hew:Okay,big sis.Sweet dreams.

(Later in the middle of the night Hew wakes up and everyone's still in the boat)

C.G.:Hew....we have to do another mission.

Hew:What do we have to do,big sister?

C.G.:Gather up our missionaries and the few people who like our kingdom over there then....destroy Red Road Kingdom..

Hew:How come?

Elag: We've been at war with them for several years now to the point where they've become a major threat to our kingdom.

Hew:How can I help?

Elag: Look I know it's your first time and...WAIT YOUR OKAY WITH DESTROYING AN ENTIRE KINGDOM?!

Hew:Not really.I think its wrong to do that.

C.G.:But Hewey these are really bad people we're dealing with.

Hew:I know big sister.I don't want my home and family to be hurt by them.But I also don't want to take someones home.

Elag: (Pats Hew on the back) Relax kid the peaceful ones will be moved to Dark Pond Kingdom only the evil ones will be punished.

Hew:Promise?

Elag:(Holds out his pinky) Promise.

DD:So Hew? Want me to go over the plan.

Hew:(Puts his pinky with Elag's)Kay.^^(Looks at DD)Sure.

DD:Okay. Here's the plan. First we sneak into a bank. Then we rob the bank, then we buy a fake gun permit. Using the fake gun permit we sneak into a gun store, buy a gun, go downtown and start a shooting spree. Then after we killed a good fifty people we'll call the cops and then we'll flee the area. That'll put a good half of the police force on a wild goose chase. Then we sneak into the prison, kill the gaurds and release all the criminals which will take care of the rest of the police force. You followin' me so far Hew?

Hew:I think that's different from our mission DD.

C.G. and Elag:It isn't.

DD:It isn't, trust me. Then we sneak into their base, kill everyone inside and tell the Air Force and Navy that they need to self-destruct. Then we'll sneak into a radio station kill those people and tell everyone to go to town square.

C.G.: *Smiles as she hugs Hew* Don't worry you'll do fine. Your assignment is the easiest and it'll make ours easier as well. We need you on this.

Elag:*Sighed* Though it's hard to believe out of the three of us your assignment is the least gory.

Hew:(Hugs her back)Kay sis.I'll do my best.^^

(Later at the bank)

DD:So is this your first time robbing a bank Bob?

Hew:Well,me and my friends at New Hope use to play cops and robbers.

DD:*Gives him a paper mache gun* Then I leave this to you.

Hew:What are you going to do?

DD:Remember the plan? Just pretend this is a real gun and threaten to shoot em' if they don't had over the money.

Hew:But what if they hurt me?

DD:They won't Bob. They're cowards. Trust me.

Hew:If anything happens,please get big sister and Elag.

DD: I will.

Hew:(Takes a deep breath)Should I sneak in or walk right to the front door?

DD:Walk right in.

Hew:Okay.(Walks into the bank calmly)

DD: *Whispering* Now threaten to blow their brains out if they don't give you the money. Ya' know. "this is a stick up!" all that jazz.

Hew:(Whispers back)I'll try.(To everyone)This is a stick up!(Holds out his fake gun)Hand over your money and no one gets hurt!

(Chaos unfolds and everyone starts screaming)

Women: (Throws Hew a giant sack of money) HERE TAKE IT!

DD:Now we need to catch a bus to the imposter store where we'll buy a fake permit then the gun store where we'll buy a REAL gun.

Hew:Okay.Thank you everyone.(Leaves)

DD:Why the heck did you say thank you!?

Hew:It seemed like a nice thing to do.They just gave me the money,so I thanked them.

DD: No you idiot! They didn't give you the money because (immitates Hew's voice) it was a nice thing to do. (Normal) They did it out of fear; they believed their lives were in danger. Don't thank them they hate you, they fear you.

Hew:Well,I don't want them to feel that way.

(Should I put that he left the fake gun back at the bank?)

(You can if you want)

(DD and Hew walk into the gunstore while eating icecream)

DD:Choose any gun you want, preferably one that can kill a lot of people quickly.

(The shelves display: Miniguns,Pistols, Rifles,AK-46's, and Flamethrowers)

Hew:They are too heavey for me to hold.I'll just keep my fake gun.(Looks for it)Did I drop it somewhere?

DD:You can't kill anyone with a paper mache gun! (Shakes his head) It doesn't matter if you dropped it! Here! (Hands him a Shoto) What about this. It's essentially a mini-lightasaber even a shrimp like you can handle, Bob.

Hew:I can hold it.But don't I need to train to use it?I didn't get much practice.

DD:Not really. The people we're going to target will likely be unnarmed so it won't be much work to kill them. After we're done with this mission you can get training back at home.

Hew:I'm only good at self defence.And I don't want to kill good people.

DD:(Face palms as he sighs) I thought I told you Bob, we're only killing the bad people the good people will be evacuated. Besides all you have to do is slice someone's neck off with that thing. It's not that hard to use. Sure if you were in a fight with another Shoto user you'd be in trouble but like I said these people are unnarmed.

Hew:I think I get it now.(Buys it)Can I get something for my family while we're in town too?

DD:Something like what?

Hew:Maybe some pendents that match and shows we're a family and we can think of eachother when were apart.

DD:Oh whatever you sap. C'mon. (Puts the money on the counter and flies towards downtown)

Hew:Coming.(Follows)

(Once the arrive downtown a young badger walks towards Hew)

Badger:(Pets him) AWWWW! You're sooo cute!

DD:(Makes a neck slicing mation) *Whispering* Now Bob, DO IT!

Hew:Thank you ma'am.^^(Whispers back to DD)How can this woman be bad?She's not hurting me or anyone?

DD:*Still whispering but now it's a little louder* SHE ISN'T NOW YOU IDIOT! If she was good she wouldn't be strolling around town! She'd be getting her stuff ready to evacuate now do it!

Hew:Maybe she dosen't know about it yet.

DD:*Screaming now*EVERY FRIEKIN' PERSON KNOWS ABOUT IT! *Whispering again but still angry*Do you think I would have you kill all these people if I wasn't 100% sure they knew about the evacuation!?

Hew:But then why didn't I heard people running or screaming?

DD:*Growling*Stop being idiotic! To evacuate a place one does not need to run and scream like a maniac! In fact your SUPPOSE to be calm whilst evacuating.

Hew:True.But maybe she's lost.(Looks to the lady)Excuse ma'am,but are you lost?

Woman:No, why?

Hew:Well,have you seen everyone else?I heard they are moving.

Woman:Oh, those idiots that are evacuating. They're long gone probably hiding somewhere.

Hew:So,why aren't you evacuating ma'am?

Woman:I told you! The ones evacuating are stupid idiots!

DD:*Still whispering* And so are you Bob! I told you all these guys are bad didn't I?! But no! You don't listen now slice her neck off!

Hew:(Whispers back)But I don't want to kill.

(You had me confuse when DD spoke in the last edit)

(Sorry)

DD:*Sighs* *Whispers* Look kid you have to crack a few eggs to bake a cake. To get something good like world peace your going to need to kill a few people, blow up a few cities ya' see what I'm sayin'?

Hew:Yeah.But what if she has kids?I don't want them to end like like my friends and me.

DD:They're evil too! If they didn't evacuate they're bad and if they're bad you'll end up killing them too so they won't be orphans.

Hew:Excuse,do you have kids back home?

Woman:No, why?

Hew:I want to make sure.