Talk:Chips developed by The Trolls

This brings to mind the chips mentioned in "The Newest Ultimate", like the one that can get a girl pregnant with a Troll's baby.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 16:59, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

I'm unsure if we should add that....but I very much hope that Flash will help me with this article.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:00, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Why are you unsure?--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 17:03, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Because it's preggo-ness.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:08, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Good point. Of course, Shageki is pregnant.--Kagi mizu -Seeya 'round ~ 17:11, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, so it wouldn't work on her.--  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:13, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I meant that the concept of pregnancy isn't that inapropriate, depending on certain circumstances.--Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 17:19, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Well, I suppose I could add it...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:20, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. I pray the Trolls never use it successfully though...--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 17:22, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah... *shudders*--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:23, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Unless of course the girl is a b*tch or a slut, like Mandy. But even then...--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 17:35, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Even then they don't really deserve it. BTW I g2g now...--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 17:35, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, that's for sure. Seeya later Ryu!--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 17:37, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Flash! Whaddaya think?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 23:31, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

thank goodness for auto-pregnancy chips....saves the pain.....and gives hotdog a kid for free LOL Tails  6000  23:32, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Doesn't save them from the pain of giving birth. And it's practically rape, just with out the.... you know. Of course, the pregnancy with the chips is gauranteed.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 23:35, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

A pregnancy chip?! Good thing Toxic (Bella), doesn't want that responsiblity, Trolls would go to a new level of low if they used that on anyone--Famotill 23:38, April 30, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

Ironic how Bella's relationship with an unfaithful irresponsible womanizer is what's keeping her from getting infected with that chip.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 23:39, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

yeah, and I meant from the rape, and it also keeps the "boom-boom" out of the mating ritual of offspring Tails  6000  23:40, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, pretty ironic, but wait the trolls wouldn't do it to Bella because she is with Toxic out of like respect, or just because Toxic doesn't want responsibility?--Famotill 23:43, April 30, 2010 (UTC)Famotill

I say respect.....I wonder if meta-fox would care if ming-ming got the auto pregnancy thing..... Tails 6000  23:45, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ming:Hiyaa *Jumps and kicks the air, landing gracefully* Trolls could never get their grubby little hands on me!!!

Meta: good for you *blushes heavily* I hope you'll get married too....and to a non-troll....

Nogale:That would be preferable...For anyone, I tthink. Trolls are a species best used as training targets, and land mine finders.I'm an ever-burning fire 23:50, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ming:Don't forget punching bags!

Nogale:[holds up troll in chains] just attach to cieling and punch. good one, ming.

Meta-Fox: you realize...........if we practice fighting against a troll squadren, remind be to use my mach tornado.....besides, show me your "raging ramen" move before I start the pracctice fight....

(Dismal hears the talk...)

Dismal: *sniffle* ;A;


 * (Ryu-Yuo forget he's stil a Troll...)

Meta-Fox: 0_0' NOT YOU DISMAL!!!! -_-' we meant the ones who torture you....except hotdog...and the other one we know.......

(Dismal sniffles and wipes his nose.)

Ming:*Walks up to Dismal* My grandfather always says "All crows in the World are Black", but I think they forgot to take you into account. To me your not a troll, but a friend, and I respect you far more than those other trolls do. I am sorry.

Nogale:That is true. I've dealt with pirates. They;re not all bad.

Dismal: Y-You do.....?

Ming:Of course I do!! ^_^ I think that you let them take advantage of you. If you ever need help with those trolls you come talk to me, and I'll deal with 'em.

Meta-Fox: of course, why do we care for your safety anyways?

Nogale:Because he's a living thing, that's why.

Meta-Fox: and pretty much thats why I never will get in love with anybody, because they fear that I might abuse them, which I will not. I will treat them with care and respect, same with my offspring if I do marry.....

[Nogale gives metafox a questioning look]

Meta-Fox: what? mopst people say Idon't have a sweet side -_-' unlike my cousin and his friends....

Nogale:hmmmm.....

Meta-Fox: and anyways if any female were to resent that.....just say so....I'm not surely true to believe, but I might....

[Nogale smiles]

Nogale:Clever plot, my freind....

Meta-Fox: thank you nogale

Nogale:I would'nt be surprised if you were esily promoted, were you in my crew.

Sword Knight: Meta-Fox has his own army, but if he were in your army we wouldn't be surprised either.....

Nogale:...................................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Blade knight: same thing what sword said

[Nogale's circular chinese hat slants low over him, covering his face. he leans againt a pole, and his staff balances him]

Nogale:zzzzzzzzzzzz....

Meta-Fox: *to himself and his 2 fare soldiers I bet Ming-Ming won't resent about me not having a sweet side for women. -_-' I think she won't.......

Wait, Auto-Pregnancy?! (grabs all my female Trolls and locks them up) Safe now! ^_^ <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:42, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uhh, I believe they're intended to be used on Non-Trolls.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 03:43, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, if that's the case, then- (locks up all my female characters) <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:44, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

[enters] The Semi-Nocturnal Kitty....IS BACK!I'm an ever-burning fire 03:45, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:47, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

kodie: kill all trolls in the vacinity. all pregnant and non- pregnant -- Beware  the   chameleon   Eat my dust!

And most of my females [particularly Raeverai] are raging. That's why I'm up at this unholy hour.I'm an ever-burning fire 03:48, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'm just up to be...up. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:48, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Dude, killing pregnant females, even Trolls, is unthinkable.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 03:49, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

kodie: i am so sorry my fellow mobians, but who lkes trolls anyway? KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Normally, I'd be up to be up, too. But the one night I'm really tired, Striktyr just so happens to mention this page.I'm an ever-burning fire 03:50, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Um, there are a few decent Trolls, like Dismal, Madeline, and (to a lesser degree) Hack.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 03:51, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Killing an pregnanat woman is DOUBLE murder!!! You kill the woman AND the unborn baby! It's...it's...inhuman!! <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:51, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

And yeah, Madeline shouldn't be considered a Troll, but she is. Sadly. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:52, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

KODIE: i KILL them, they hate you, we are part of the i.o.u, with a great big slam and a smash through the wall, now all pregnant trolls are in a ball

Agreement with Shima! All my charas agree too...[talking to Raeverai]No, you may NOT say that. we'd get banned! I'm an ever-burning fire 03:53, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oi... Nerver mind what I was saying. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:54, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

kodie: you have persuaded me. i do not like killing poor babies........so now what?

..I dunno. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:56, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

[raises hand]I'm an ever-burning fire 03:57, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yes? <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:57, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

(holding a big hammer, with my other characters up in arms) Obliterate the b***tards responible!!--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 03:58, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

O_O <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  03:59, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

(I, Vamp, push into the conversation!)

They have a point, PM. That's just... sick and inhuman.

kodie: well, i guess it dosnt count, cause we are not human

...idiot. You know perfectly well what I mean.

Methinks that we should talkplay something.I'm an ever-burning fire 03:59, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

kodie: fine, lets freeze this conversation{ freezes everybody} and discuss it at a later date, { runs off laughing}

[unfreezes] pyrokinesis.I'm an ever-burning fire 04:03, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Well DONE, Ryu. I'll add all the chips I can think of over time, but not in one hit. As for the thing about killing pregnant Trolls, well, that is VERY immoral. The chips were designed to continue the lineage of Trolls unable to have kids for biological or psychological reasons. Toxic wouldn't use them, purely because he PREFERS the, ahem, down 'n' dirty method. Other trolls would use them. Like who, well I don't know. Unfortunately, most Trolls bar those with firearms experience or members of Team Reaper who do proper training are extremely bad shots... Flashfire  Master of   Flames  05:27, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

(stabs Toxic, then hides knife behind back) (whistles randomly) <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  05:28, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

(Flare enters, holding a Troll chip launcher)

Flare: Guess what? I've modified this launcher to only work for those with their DNA coded into it. (The gun scans Alyssa) There you go, and any kind of Ammo you desire, just come and ask. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  05:31, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Alyssa: (evil, twisted smile) (demonic voice) Thank you!! (runs off laughing) <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  05:32, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Flare: Happy to help. Flashfire  Master of   Flames  05:44, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu: *bows* Thank you, thank you...

Hmm....what if the Trolls attempted to incode Glyphs into their Power-Up chips?--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 18:12, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

an auto preggers chip and a gender swich chip? that's just evil Sledge The  Hedgehog  18:56, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, it's Ryu. Not evil. It's wrse, it's Ryu.I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 18:59, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

The Trolls invented 'em, not me. I just made the article. >:D--<font style="Matisse ITC">  There's no denying it...  ----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce. 19:06, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid for all my female charcters now! XD <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  19:08, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ryu, Sleet is currently drawing your picture, then destroying it in several different ways. I think you may be in trouble...I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:10, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

And males. Gender Switch + Auto Pregnancy.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:11, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Not a good combination.. <font style="Matisse ITC">  Alyssa the Wolf  19:12, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Kagi, I swear, one of these days you're going ot have every one of my charas cursing you. [Except Raeverai.]I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:14, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Did I freak you out again Artemis?--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:18, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

No, not this time. I doubt you will be able to find a second way. Raeverai is trying to kiss you, by the way. I locked her in my userpage, but she'll get out eventually.I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:20, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Heavomina.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:22, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Heavire:*$(*^#(&KAGI AND I'LL$I&($&#(&YOUR*$(&#(&#TO($#&($&(#&AND YOU'LL NEVER*^$AGAIN YOU#&(*^%(#*

YOu just can't resist, can you, Kagi?I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:24, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

No I can't. Heavame and Tigame.--<font color="#0000FF">Kagi <font color="#FF0000">mizu -<font color="#008000">Seeya <font color="#FFA500">'round ~ 19:26, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Heavire:....Who?

Uh....Yeah, who now?I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:27, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

'Ryu: I think he means Flame the Rabbit...

Heavire:.....Well, that's not so bad.

By the way, Kagi, I was thinking of entering Kylmily.I'm going to pounce you. And there's nothing you can do about it. 19:29, May 1, 2010 (UTC)