Roleplay:Gender Switch

The roleplay that started them all is back! Gender Switch is based off an event that happened to the character Vicious the Dark: he became a woman. Now, nobody knows why it happened, but anybody who laughs has it happen to them for a week. Vic returned to normal, but the chick separated from him, and is known as Victoria. Now, I'm running this roleplay, not Vic. But who cares? I'm going to do it well.

In this, anybody who laughs at Vic or Will turning into women get changed into the other gender, the only exceptions being those who already had the transformation, or those who do it anyway (like Jeff)

Skill levels have no meaning, only energy levels. Shapeshifters as well as people with an energy concentration of 70% and higher do not change/mask their appearance, while anything below that cannot.

Rules
KP-UC standard set, so the traditional roleplay rules. One different rule, however - indecent acts can be alluded to (so, you can hint about two characters sleeping together) but cannot be performed on the roleplay itself. For example, you could have two characters of different genders wake up next to one another, but you cannot describe directly what, if anything, happened when they first got into that bed together.

Characters
''Anyone can join! Just stick 'em under their side, then let this go crazy!)''

Good
for all characters that appear aligned to the light, so add your good guys here
 * Will the Echidna/Wilma (played by Flashfire212)
 * Striker the Echidna/??? (played by Flashfire212)
 * Maddy the Hedgehog/Marshal the Hedgehog (played by Flashfire212)
 * Flare the Wolf and The Elementals (played by Flashfire212)
 * Jack the Hedgehog (Spongebob100) / Jackie (Played by Spongebob100)
 * Patricia the Skunk / Patrick (Spongebob100)
 * Ciel the Cat (Sakura Misato)
 * Riot the Echidna/Roxy (Sakura)
 * Dalton the Cat (Hunter)
 * Pyre the Carbuncle (S-Flare)
 * Mason the hedgefox(Himself)
 * Kaytlin Fence the fox/Keith(Kaytlinfencethefox)
 * Zora the Wolf/Zofia(Kaytlinfencethefox)
 * Sharnin the JHedgehog(Kaytlinfencethefox)
 * BloodSonic (played by BloodSonic1)
 * Turbo the Chaos Hedgedragon/????? (HS664)
 * Freezle the Echidna/Freezlela (HS664)
 * Dawn the Rabbit/Don the Rabbit (PIUPZ)
 * Temporal the Cat/Tetra the Cat (NeroTH)
 * Nero the Hedgehog/Neira the Hedgehog (NeroTH)
 * Summer the Fox/Jed the Fox (NeroTH)
 * The Random Rangers (All played by Ryu)
 * Ryu/Rory
 * Shanoa/Shane
 * Albus/Abigail
 * Linebeck/Becky
 * Kotuumath/Kirihana
 * Vira/Victor
 * Rash the Anteater/Ronda (Scroundernuts)
 * Killer the Wasp (Scroundernuts)
 * Pound the Gator (Scroundernuts)
 * Statyx the Hedgehog (Played by Kagi)
 * Fou the Phoenix (Played by Kagi)
 * Shima/Sean the Hedgehog (played by Shima)
 * Dismal/Dinah (played by Ryu)
 * Slate the Echidna/Sara (played by CowsRTasty)
 * Wen the Hedgehog (played by Sonicman667 - offline mode until block is over)

Evil
for all characters that appear aligned to the darkness, so add your villains here!

Neutral
for all characters that appear aligned to nobody, so add your midway guys here!
 * Stave the Hedgehog/Steph the Hedgehog (played by Flashfire212)
 * Ranga/??? (played by Flashfire212)
 * Charlene the Fox (Hunter)
 * Sledge the Hedgehog (S-Flare)
 * Shawn/Shawnice the Bandicoot
 * Jesse the Echidna (considered good) / Jenny the Echidna (considered neutral) (Wolf9400)

Trolls
Annoying:
 * Rageik (can change anyway) (anybody)
 * Phantom (can change anyway) (anybody)
 * Mephiles (anybody)
 * Nazo (anybody)
 * Tonic/Tonicka (anybody)
 * Larry/??? (anybody)
 * Dickmar/??? (anybody)
 * Toxic the Hedgehog/Toxodisia the Hedgehog (anybody)
 * Bolt the Hedgehog/Becca the Hedgehog(anybody)
 * Frost the Hedgehog/???(anybody)
 * Poison the Hedgehog/???(anybody)
 * Solar the Hedgehog/??? (anybody)
 * Phonic the Trollhog
 * Gales the Trollfox
 * Shroud
 * The Trolls (in general, anyone can use the Trolls)

Nilly

Intro
''If this is like a fanfic, then good. I wanted it to get it started well - FF''

(Will, Blood, Vic and Comet are seen walking through Green Hill Zone after fighting the trolls nearby. Will is ecstatic, and bouncing off the walls, while the others are happy)

Will: Wow, that was awesome. I mean, Comet, that blast on Larry was UBER awesome!

Comet: I do my best.

Will: And when you and Jeff split Tonic's legs, Blood, That was just hilarious! I could have wet myself laughing!

BloodSonic: Hey, it was Jeff's idea.

Will: And Vic, fighting Mac and Nazo on his own, that was amazing!

(Vic is silent)

Will: Vic?

Vicious: Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was thinking.

Will: What about? All of your girlfriends? I can't even count them all!

(Blood and Comet laugh and nod. Vic frowns and shakes his head)

Vic: No, not that.

Will: What about when you turned into a chick? That was funny! (Will starts laughing. Comet and Blood shut up, look at each other, then Chaos Control away. Vic looks at Will).

Vic: You wouldn't be laughing if you knew what happens.

Nilly: Hi

Will: Meh. I still find it funny.

Vic: It WILL happen to you, if you laugh.

Will: Yeah? Do you see boobs on me? I don't! It's not, Vic. That's just a rumor, which you started, I think.

Vic: Very well. If you do change, I'll be at that little coffee joint Blood likes.

(Vic Chaos Controls out. Will just shakes his head and walks home, falling asleep as soon as his head hits his pillow. However, he woke up in the middle of the night, and found he had turned into a girl. Astonished, he pinched himself, but didn't 'wake' up. He was already awake. He touched his chest: they were real boobs. Alarmed, he left his bedroom straight for the laundry, grabbing some of his sister's bras, underwear, shirts and pants, all of which he pulled on, then went back to his bedroom, grabbing the Twin Dragon Dao blades, then Chaos Controlled out, straight back to Green Hill Zone, where he sat until sunrise. Then, he rushed to the coffee shop, where Vic sat, an adult guys magazine and a coffee in front of him.)

Will: Ok, what happened to me?

Vic: Who are you? Wait, Will? Is that you?

Will: Who else, the tooth fairy?

(Vic laughed.)

Vic: Not going to happen, huh? Not going to turn into a girl? Dude, you got burned worse than Larry last night!

Will: Not funny.

Vic: Look, it only lasts for a week for you, and the chick separates herself from you after the week. Just call yourself 'Wilma' and try to last. Oh yeah, I had Victoria steal the clothes of the girls I was...*ahem* busy with last night. Have them until this thing finished.

(Vic finished his coffee, picked up his magazine, and left, making Will, or Wilma, stand there shocked. The stunned echinda picked up the bag of clothes Vic left, then started muttering.)

Part 1 - The First Day
Wilma: Who can I tell? Who can I talk to? Not any of my friends around here, or Maddy. I don't know. What am I supposed to do?

Jack & Patricia: (Appears)

Jack Hi there, you must be new here, I'm Jack the Hedgehog & this is my Friend, Patricia the Skunk

Wilma: Hi. I'm...Wilma, I guess.

Jack: It's very nice to meet you

Wilma: Nice to meet you too...

Patricia: I wonder she looks familliar

Jack: Well we betta get going

Wilma: Well, alright. Good luck, with the curse around.

Jack: What are you talking about?

Patricia: And what Curse are you talking about?

Wilma: There's a curse, that returned recently. People change gender, and anyone who laughs at them changes gender as well. I should know. I laughed at the original cause, now look at me.

[A cat and an echidna are listening in to the conversation]

''[A red and purple cat walks past, earbuds in, then perches in a nearby tree. Another tree had a wolf asleep in a branch, ignoring the surrounds. Wilma looks around, looking worried, before walking into the coffee shop.]''

[The echinda follows Wilma inside]

Riot: SO, how does this curse thing work again?

Wilma: Basically, anyone who laughs at someone affected by the curse become the opposite gender for a week. Then, the bodies split, I guess, so there are essentially two of the same person running around, but one of each gender, so they probably have separate personalities and such. Most of that is a guess, though, I changed while I was asleep last night. I think it takes about an hour to take hold. And yes, I changed. Normally, I'm son of the Guardian, Knuckles the Echidna. My name's Will.

Jack: Your Will?

Patricia: What happen to you?

Wilma: I already explained - I laughed at Vicious, the original source of the curse, and that was last night. I wake up this morning and blam! I had boobs and had to escape my own house. So...yeah, laugh. I dare you. [Wilma turns to the counter] Yo, can I get a latte here! Skinny milk, I don't want to get fat...wait, what am I saying?

Riot: *laughs* You sound like my friend, Ciel.

Ciel: *teleports in* You're cursed now.

Jack: Laugh? Why would we Laugh?

Wilma: Don't you even find it funny at all? And yes, Riot, get some clothes ready or something. The change happens on a delay, but it happens FAST.

Jack: Uh, I don't get it

Wilma: What's there to get? I was a guy. I changed into a girl by laughing at someone. Isn't that funny to you?

Riot: Darn it! Ciel, can I borrow some of yours?

Ciel: What kind of question is that?!


 * (People can still have counterparts added, you realize, so if you decide to have someone change, then feel free to add the switch - Flash)

Wilma: A strange one.

''[A wolf with silver fur walks over. Apparently she heard heard the whole thing]''

???: You can take some of mine, I've got too many anyway.

''[A server hands Wilma her coffee. She pays and goes to sit at a table outside]''

Patricia: Is someone there?

Wilma: Where?

Patricia: I think I saw a Silver Wolf

???: [Waves] Yeah, you did. I'm still here you know.

Patricia: Oh right, my name is Patricia the Skunk

Jack: And I'm Jack the Hedgehog

Wilma: Somehow, nobody but Riot find me funny. Oh well.

''[The wolf asleep in a nearby tree suddenly falls off his branch and lands face-first in the dirt. The cat jumps down to see if he's alright, Another "cat" walk's past while this is going on]''

???: Call me Charlene. Now- [She turns to to Riot] Do you want some clothes or not?

Jack: Oh well let's get you back to normal Will

Wilma: You can't, kid. It should take a week for me to split from this female half, and then I go back to normal. You can't speed it up. If you aren't being constructive, why don't you go look for someone else to bug, and let me drink my latte in peace!

Riot: Oh, you were talking to me? Thanks for the offer Charlene ^^;

Ciel: Jeez... *walks outside*

'Charlene: It's not a problem, I find this amusing anyway. :P

''[The wolf sits up, rubbing his muzzle, but appears uninjured aside for a small cut beside his nose. The cat's purple markings retract from his hand, causing it to go white. Then a multicolored flame springs up on it, which he flicks onto the cut, healing it. The wolf nods thanks, then starts to walk towards the coffee shop]''

Jack & Patricia: (Walks outside) Bye

Wilma: 'Bye. Good luck with this curse out. It's going to spread, I'm sure of it. Riot, if you feel strange, find somewhere private.

Jack: Got it, we got it covered

Patricia: Don't worry we won't laugh at a Gender Switch

(With Jack & Patricia)

Jack: What's going on here?

Patricia: It's a Gender Switch Curse

Jack: Oh right, it's really serious & it's a no Laughing Matter

Patricia: Anyways, I think we're safe for now

Jack: That depends on what you mean by safe

Patricia: (Hears something) Did you hear something Jack?

Jack: I can hear it too

Blood: Can you feel... THE SUNSHINE?!

Patricia: I wonder who it is?

Jack: Or what it is?

Patricia: Are you sure we can go back to Will to find out who is making that noise?

Jack: I think so, I think it's just your Imagination

Patricia: I hope so too, let's go back

Jack: Ok

(Jack & Patricia goes back to Will)

Jack: Will ? Where are you? (Spots Wilma [Will]) There you are

Patricia: We've been looking all over for you

Jack: Will ?

Patricia: Is that Mason?

Jack: I think so. Excuse me, Mason

(Jack & Patricia got back to their friends)

Riot: Got it.

Ciel: For once, I'm glad I'm cursed. *anime sweatdrop*

Wilma: Oh, this is going to be strange. Where am I going to stay? Can't go home, because then someone will see me. I know! There's that old hovel in Green Hill Zone! I can set that up as a temporary base while I figure out what's going on. [feminine voice] and I can paint it, and plant flowers, and examine these clothes! Ooh, I can't wait!

''[The cat looks at Wilma with a raised eyebrow, then turns back to his tree. Unfortunately for him, Charlene notices and tackles him playfully. Wilma returns the raised eyebrow, then gets up to leave. The wolf enters and purchases a coffee, sliding into a table.]''

Ciel: *ignoring what's happening in the background* I was gonna offer my place, no one's there except me.

Wilma: Really? Well, I think soon Riot will be joining you. I'm better off with the hovel, I think. Otherwise, I might be just a little too...pushy.

''[The red and purple cat runs by them and into the coffee shop, diving under a table. Charlene giggles, then walks after him]''

Wolf: Hiding are we, Dalton? I think she can see your tail.

Dalton: [Pulls his tail under the table, and whispers to the Wolf] That's Charlene!

Ciel: Riot's probably gonna sulk in the forest when he changes. He doesn't like my place for some reason.. *sweatdrop* But, my offer still stands. I don't mind, as long as I know I'm helping someone.

Wilma: Well, I'll think about it, Ciel. Ooh, chocolate muffin! Forgot I haven't had breakfast yet, [feminine voice] and it looks sooo good! [Wilma buys the muffin and returns to her seat] Well, this is interesting.

Flare: And? Dalton, make her laugh at that girl. Tell her that that's Will. Then, that's her off your back for a week.

Dalton: Knowing Charlene, she already knows! I saw her watching hi-her-Will from the moment he-she-whatever! You get my- Yeeaahg! [He dives out from under the table, and Flare hears a feminine laughter from under the table.]

Flare: And you just don't think you can make her laugh at her? I'm not going to any time soon, and you're to scared to, so why not at least try? And Charlene, get out of there.

[The "cat", who is sitting under a tree, is watching what is happening in the coffie shop]

Charlene: [Gets out from under the table and leans in so her face is less than an inch from Flare's] Why hello there~

Flare: [doesn't flinch at all, simply lowers his coffee from her chest] Hi.

Charlene: [Smirks] A loyal one, eh? She's lucky to have you then. Now- [Pounces on Dalton just before he leaves the shop.] What to do with you?

Dalton: Please not the usual thing... >_<'

Flare: [raises eyebrow] Ususal thing? Hey, Charlene? You realize that the blue echidna just changed genders, right?

Charlene: Yes, yes I do. And I don't find that fact amusing, if find the mortals reaction's amusing. [Looks back at Flare] Is that a problem?

Flare: Not really, no. [returns to his coffee]

Charlene: Good. [She looks back to Dalton] Now as for you... ''[She leans down and starts whispering into his ear, then fades from view. Dalton gets up rather shakily and slowly staggers out, looking like someone just walked on his grave.]''

Ciel: *giggles a bit* Yeah it is.

Nilly: Hi

Riot: ...Damn it, I'm feeling something.... um... Igottagobye! *zooms off*

Wilma: It's time. The curse has started to spread. Now, who knows? We might have an epidemic on our hands.

Mason:Ep what?

Wilma: A massive spread of the curse. Wait, who are you?

Ciel: Yeah, maybe...

Wilma: Yeah... [feminine voice] Soon, we'll have another girl to hang with! [masculine voice] Hmm...strange.

Ciel: What's with your voice? It keeps changing.

Wilma: I don't quite know. I think I'm still getting settled in this female body. Oh, hey you two. Back so soon?

Jack: Hey there again

Patricia: Yeah Hi

Wilma: What brings you back here to me so soon? I mean, I know I'm attractive, but seriously?

Blood: *walks by, hears, and starts laughing... almost sarcastically*

Jack: Yeah & about that. I guess we have to wait, by the way who's done a Gender Swtich this time?

Wilma: That was Riot. And hi, Blood. Can't control the laughter, can you?

Ciel: I'm timing how long Riot has the guts to get back here ^^"

Blood: *when he finally finishes laughing* Aahhhh.... You're gorgeous... You? Attractive? Why, I've known better-looking dogs....

Wilma: Yeah, and I bet you saw them all in one of Haz's adult movies. We ARE on Mobius, and there are good-looking dogs, you realise.

Blood: *starts to speak, then stops to think*

Jack: I will not Laugh, I will not Laugh, I will not...

Wilma: Win for me.

Blood: its not that funny, really, but I laugh anyway *points at wilma* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wilma: Say bye to your masculinity for a week, Blood.

Jack: And say hello to your Feminime Body for a week

Blood: Pfft. *dismisses it with a wave of his hand* That was the POINT. I want to see what its like, and get a female copy... Just to bug people twice as much. YEAH!

Mason:-laughs at Wilma-

Jack: Mason No!

Ciel: Riot's back.

Riot: *now a girl, wearing a different shirt and jeans* I hate this.

Jack: Oh my (tries not to laugh but fails) (Laughing)

Patricia: This can't be good

Mason:-laughing with jack-

Wilma: Well, Riot...? Wait, you need a better name. Any ideas, Ciel? And Jack, Mason, get yourselves some girls clothes and change somewhere private.

Blood: Hold up... Hold up, here goes the change... *poof! cloudy air explodes from Blood... It dissipates, leaving him.... HER... standing there... her clothes still fit...*

Mason:-laughs So hard he almost Pees-

Wilma: That was quick...must be due to your age.

[The "cat" is still watching but now with a very confused look on his face]

Jack: (Still Laughing Uncontrolably while banging the Floor with his Hands & Feet)

BloodSonya: *he... SHE starts examining the changes... her hands, legs, hips... She ends up putting her hands on her ass to test it* Now i see where all this stuff comes from. *her hands drop to her sides*

Wilma: You look like your sister.

BloodSonya: And you look like a sack of utter nothing. Whats your point?

Ciel: I feel seriously disturbed.

BloodSonya: Boohoo. *twisting to see how far she can go*

Wilma: Blood, you just changed in front of people...I think they're gonna be sick. Well, can't stay in your favorite coffee joint all day, can we, Sonya? I'm outta here.

BloodSonya: I feel like going out.... We should go out somewhere....

Mason:HA SHE DINDT TURN ME INTO A GIRL

BloodSonya: Want to come with me? i don't want to go alo- No, I'm kidding *leaves*

Wilma: Give it time, Mason. You aren't immune. I'm out of here as well, See you later, Ciel, Riot...you still need a better name.

Riot: Gr... Roxy then.

Ciel: Seeya later!

Wilma: Catch you guys later! [leaves]


 * ('Night guys, need to get some sleep now - Flash)
 * (Going to go on roblox)

Jack: Ok see you...(puff a Cloud Explosion turns Jack into a Girl, her Arms, Legs & hips change as well & also her Breast) later, quick Patricia hand me a spare bra

Patricia: Sure (gives Jack a Spare Bra) Here you go

Jack: Thanks (puts it on) There, much better

Jesse walks in. "What is wrong with you people? You're in a coffee joint, use the bathroom if you're gonna freakin' undress yourselves!"

Jack: Sorry, oh well never mind (feminine Voice) Maybe next time (covers his mouth) (Normal voice) Who said that?

"You people have some serious issues." Jesse walks up to the counter and says, "Large espresso, please."

Patricia: I wonder what happen to Vic?

-bladed wisps of air start slicing at all non trolls-

Jesse immediately pulls his pistol and sucks up the pain, checking for the source of this disturbance. He pauses only to pay the man who brings him his espresso.

-a green Trollfox hovers down with enourmous amounts of Wind energy in his hands-

"This seems like a problem," Jesse says sitting down in a chair and sipping at his espresso.

Jack: Whao (Jumps onto Patricia's Arms) Help me

Patricia: Oh my

Flare: Indeed. Still, no need to ruin a nice coffee by getting involved just yet.

???:*flies down and gets two septuple Hazelnut espressos. YO Phonic!

Patricia: Who's he?

[Meanwhile, elsewhere on Mobius]

Rageik: Hmph! You go and get yourselves killed, for what purpose? You did nothing to those editors!

Tonic: It wasn't our fault! They are simply stronger than us in general!

Rageik: [growls] Toxic, take a group out to find that blue one, the echidna.

Toxic: Understood. Let's move, people!

(At the Coffee Shop)

-an orange hedgehog grabs the coffee-

Flare: Seriously, what brings all these people here? This is normally such a quiet place, not many people around. Oh well.

"First, nude people in a coffee shop. Then, robbers in a coffee shop, taking only the coffee. I'm really concerned about where this world's headed," Jesse thinks aloud.

Flare: Dude, I couldn't agree with you more. Now, I think it's time I step in. [Flare draws his katanas and stands up before shouting] Hey! If you guys aren't buying anything, or have nothing better to do, then GET OUT!

Phonic:Were looking for a hedgedragon named Turbo.

Flare: Haven't seen him.

Patricia: Nope, sorry

Jesse simply sips his espresso and says, "I don't even know who that is. Good luck with that."

Flare: Now, people, start moving out of here. [Flare starts shooing the people who were simply standing around for no purpose out into the streets] If you are going to change gender by laughing at one another, do it out here, and let us drink our coffee in peace!

Jesse turns around to look at Flare, then after a short while, he says, "What the heck are you talkin' about?"

Gales:What about a demon named Ragiek?

Flare: [sits back down and picks up his coffee] 'sposedly there's a curse spreading round here. Some guy changed gender by laughing at someone who had the same thing happen to him, and it's started to spiral out of control. That's why there was the naked girl in here - she was a Sonic recolor who changed, and had no clothes. And as for Rageik, he hasn't been around here recently, last I heard, the editors owned his Trolls last night, so he's probably off licking his wounds.

Gales:Well, were the Troll Commanders of Shroud.

Flare: Well, that's nice for you. [stands back up, and checks the edges of his swords] Guess what? I'm an Editor. Time to run! [Flare starts walking towards Gales, his katanas in ready-positions]

"I do not understand a word of what that guy just said." Jesse sips his coffee again, then fingers his pistol, watching Flare and Gales.

Gales:*creates solid blades of wind to block*

Phonic:How high is your power level? We have 5200. EACH!!!!!!!!

Patricia: Wow, that powerful?

Gales:*still blocking* With innate transformation powers.

Flare: 5200? Well, mine isn't measured, but it's in the hundred thousands in comparison to you mongrels, and innate transformation isn't uncommon. [Flare points his katanas at both Gales and Phonic, and a bolt of lightning leaps from each blade directly at the Trolls] Besides, I'm not your normal wolf.

''[Gales and Phonic Transform into Tornado Gales and Raging Phonic Respectivly. Flare laughs and dives straight forward into the Trolls, a pair of hedgehogs mimicking his move from behind the duo.]''

Patricia: Whao, now that's scary

Jesse sighs. "All this talk of power levels... you don't need those if I shoot you in the spine."

Flare: Nah, scary is what happens when I start dying. That's happened around three times so far. This isn't scary, this is fun! [Flare lets the hedgehogs grab both Trolls around the neck, before approaching, swords scraping the ground]

Gales:Wind Release! Multi Aerosniper!!! *blasts of wind shoot everywhere*

[both hedgehogs manage to hang on, while Flare appeared unfazed as he approached, the torrent of air barely moving him backwards]

Jack: Who is that guy?

Jesse just looks at Jack. "Which one? The one that doesn't make any sense or the idiot fox?"

D.W.: I heard somebody say idiot fox. Is Fiona here?

Flare: Does it matter? Both are dead meat! [Flare reaches the duo, and sparks appear to leap from his blades]

[Aerosniper head at Flare]

Jack: Look Out!

[Flare crosses his blades, and a wall of flame seems to form around the crossed blades as both Trolls found the hedgehogs around their necks seem to start to grow heavier.]

Patricia: Be careful

Flare: No need. This is basic, and I still outpower both of them. Watch! [Flare suddenly steps forward, his swords pressed tight against the Trolls' chests] Any last words?

???:Let them go.

D.W.: Creepy voice.

Flare: Who dares? Maddy, Stave, release their necks, but stay close until I know who speaks. [the two hedgehogs drop from their necks, but Flare keeps his swords in place.]

???: They're my enemies. Hi. I'm Turbo

D.W.: Hi! I'm D.W.!

Flare: They're Trolls. They deserve no mercy. Plus they started to trash this nice coffee shop. I'm Flare, leader of the Elementals and Flow-Walker!

Jack: Hi I'm Jack & this is my friend Patricia the Skunk

Patricia: Hi

D.W.: Trolls are annoying, huh?

Turbo:Let them go. It's useless.

"I agree. Currently I see no reason to kill them," Jesse says.

Patricia: Ok

-phonic and Glaes vanish-

"Since they're gone, anyone want to tell me what the heck is going on around here?" Jesse inquires.

D.W.: I just got here, so I don't know myself. Flare?

Turbo:*Teleports away* Shroud.

Jack: Ok Bye

Flare: No clue, truly. I attacked them because they were Trolls, and they were going to cause trouble. Now, I'm going to go hunting the original cause of this curse. First, though, I think I should pay for the damage those two idiots caused.

D.W.: Curse?

Patricia: Jack, Will & the others are been cursed

D.W.: *laughs* Curse? Yeah right. Wait... is Jack a... girl?!

Flare: Yeah, curse. [Flare walks over to the counter and digs out his wallet] Look at Jackie there. She is actually a guy, named Jack. There's a few other cases, like Roxy and Wilma, both of whom were originally guys. It's funny if you think about it, but that's how the curse is spread. If you laugh at them, give it a little bit of time, and go somewhere private, because you change gender for a week, then split so there's two of you, one of each gender.

D.W.: *stops laughing* Holy carrots! I just laughed at Jack! I'm gonna turn into a dude?!

"That's not funny, that's just sick," Jesse comments disgustedly.

D.W.: Well, I'm sorry that my sister and her gang are totally sick! It's rubbed off!

Jack: Very funny D.W., very funny

Flare: Unfortunately for you, yes. As the opposite gender, you get a different personality, different interests, but remain the same person, essentially. Apparently, the minds can even fight about halfway through the week, and then the dominance of the body remains split until the two different sides separate. And yes, Jesse, it is sick, but most people can't help but laugh at another person's misfortune. It's simply nature. And yes, there is a chance you might get attracted to people who are your normal gender...it's the most disturbing part. Well, aside for the whole gender-changing thing.

Patricia: I hope I'm Immune to the Gender Switch

Flare: You might be, you might not be. I can't tell.

D.W.: OMIFIGGINGAWSH! I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Wait... which do I use?!

Jack: I don't know, any Bathroom, I think?

Flare: Might be safer at home.

D.W.: Okay. I hope make it before that thing happens! *runs out*

Jack: I think Patricia is the only one who can be Immune

Flare: Not true, there's a list of things that could make someone immune, and I doubt that she's got any of them. Well, time for me to go, I think. ''[Flare presses down a large wad of money on the counter, before a rather massive pair of black wings unfurled from his back in a burst of fire. He walked outside, and suddenly took off into the air]''

Don: *runs back* Okay I'm a full-on dude now! Where did Flare go?

Patricia: He flew away

[The "cat" under the tree now has only one eye open and an irritated look on hid face]

????: Can't a guy get a little shut eye?

[Meanwhile, Wilma was in Green Hill Zone, working on the old hut near the beach]

Wilma: Yeah, this should make a nice batchelorette pad for the week. Just needs a little more repairs.

Jack: Hi Will or Wilma or was it Will?

Patricia: Hi Will, how's it going?

Wilma: Please, call me Wilma! I don't know if they aren't listening! And I'm doing well, just fixing up this old hut, my half-brother's old place.

Shawn: Hey, people. Just walkin through the zone. What the?!

Wilma: What do you mean, what the?

Jack: Yeah, we got some explaining to do

Shawn: [snickering] Jack, did you get some implants? *starts cracking up laughing*

Wilma: Yay...someone else afflicted by this damn curse.

Shawn: Curse? What the crud are you talkin' about?

"That means you're screwed, son," Jesse comments.

Shawn: I'm screwed?! What's gonna happen?

Jesse points at Jack and says, "That."

Shawn: Ha! I'm not gonna get any breast implants! Now I'm gonna go underground. There's a dude named Loo I need to bug. *digs a hole and then screams*

"Say bye to your manhood, son."

Shawnice: *climbs back up* Aah!! How'd this happen?!

Jesse laughs at him. "I totally warned you about that! Well now I'm screwed too. Thanks for reacting so hilariously!"

Shawnice: Yeah, sure. You're welcome. *takes out a mirror* Wow! I'm totally hot as a chick!

Jesse walks up to Shawnice. "Hey, can I see that?"

Shawnice: Fine. *hands Jesse the mirror*

"Good," Jesse comments, "I'll need that here in about twenty seconds." Jesse ducks into Wilma's hideout to get some clothes.

Shawnice: Hey, I didn't notice that hideout before. *runs in after Jesse*

"GO AWAY I'M NOT DRESSED YET!" exclaims Jesse.

Shawn: Fine! Yeash! *walks out*

Jesse steps out, clothed in a shirt and shorts. Completely female. "I look like a whore." Jesse tosses the mirror back to Shawnice.

Mason:I look like a freaking Hooker

Man:Wolf whistle at Mason and is suddenly tackled-

Shawnice: Yeah, well I look like a chick hobo. A hot chick hobo. I'm gonna change. *runs inside and starts changing*

Mason:Hey guys maybe if we cry at Wilma we can gour genders back

"Yeah," says Jesse sarcastically, "that's a great plan. You should go try that."

Patricia: That explains the Laughter can ive you the Curse

????:A Curse,Patricia?

????2:*Looks at Mason and Laughs*

The female Jesse just looks over at ????2 and says, "Screwed. Next please?"

Zora:What?!

Patricia: Oh dear

Kaytlin:What happens if girls Laugh?

Jack: They get turned into Boys

Kaytlin:*Luaghs at Zora*:D I am going to be a Boy!

Patricia: I'm afraid so

Zora:Don't you see?She wants to be a Boy!

[Back with the "cat" who is still sitting under the tree near the coffee shop]

????: *Sigh* what the h*ll is going on around here, people switching gender, then changing cloths in broad daylight. Can't even get a wink'o sleep.

Don: It's this curse. When people laugh at people go got their genders changed, they change, too. That happened to me.

Jack: And me


 * (S-Flare err how can they be talking to my chara who is still in the city, when your chara's are in green hill zone?)

Kaytlin:Then I will name the males that got turned into females.*Goes over to Jack*You are Jakkci*Goes over to Jesse*You are Jessica*Goes over to Mason*you still are Mason.

Jackie: Hardy Har Har, very funny

(Ike: I know my char Don was in he city, but Jack seems to have been speaking in both. I really don't know about the others :P)

Patricia: We should wait for the entire week

Don: A troll just screamed! Let's kill it! *gasp* Did I just say that?
 * a bloody scream rings out, and you can tell it's from a troll because he screamed "Cactus Donuts")

???:EAT HALBERD!!!! *Sound of a troll being stabbed rings out*

Jackie: Whao, this is scary

Troll:no. No. NO!!!!! Don't suck out my Life Force!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!! *choke* *choke* *gasp*

Don: ...Should we help it?

???:Nah. It's dead.

Don: Should I be sympathetic or happy?

???:Are you a Troll? If no. Then Yes.

Wilma: Oh great. The Trolls have found us. That means all of us "girls" should hide, because he's coming.
 * (Ryu-Aww man, I came in too late; I wanted him to try and hit on Becky or Abigail :3)
 * (Nah, Wilma can just mean Ranga, Toxic can take his time...he IS going to change eventually - Flare)
 * (Ryu-Hehe, that's true :3)

[a green echidna runs past with his jacket and shirt pulled up over his shirt, as if he just scored a goal in soccer]

???: WHOO! Yeah! Trolls, come face the fists of Moebius! Here comes Ranga!

Patricia: Who's that?

Wilma: [Sighs] That's Ranga, a member of the Moebian Liberation Army...and womanizer, and yes, contrary to his name, he is green.

[And THEN, the Random Rangers arrive!]

Ryu: Hey, new people! Wait...one of them looks familiar...

Wilma: Oh, crud.

Ranga: I HEAR GIRLIE VOICES! YAY! I CAN GET SOME!

Kotuumath: I SMELL WOMANIZER! YAY! I CAN KILL SOME! [looks at Ranga]

''[Ryu waves at Wilma. Wilma shyly waves back. Ranga pulls down his shirt and jacket, before homing in on the group]''

Kotuumath: Falcon...[pulls his fist back]

Ryu: [To Wilma] Say, you look kind of familiar...

[Ranga suddenly stops and starts backing away from Kotuu...]

Wilma: So do you...

Ryu: I do? :O

Kotuu: [Follows Ranga] Don't make me waste this Falcon PAWNCH!

Ranga: I wouldn't have to if you used it on those trolls over there! [Ranga points at a group of Trolls milling around a tree, apparently helping themselves to somebody's wallet]

Wilma: Yeah, you do.

Kotuumath: Hmm? [looks over at the Trolls, then grins, running over to them] Falcon...!!

Ryu: Weird.....now that I think about it...you look like Will.

Wilma: Yeah? Well... [Wilma pauses for a few seconds, obviously trying to think of a retort] I don't know who that is, sorry... >.> <.<

Ryu: Ohh..

Wilma: But if he was here, he would thank you for recognizing him.

Ryu: Really?

''[Kotuumath nears the Trolls. One of them notices him and panics, but the others are more interested in stealing all of the person's valuables...]''

Wilma: Yes, I would... [Wilma notices her mistake all too late...] I mean HE would!

Jackie: Huh? What does that mean?

Wilma: [in a whisper to Jack] Just role with it, Jackie!

Jackie: Ok Wilma

Patricia: (Sighs) This is getting wierder & wierder

Temporal:*Walks in* hey guys.

Wilma: Hey Temp....I MEAN... Hi, dude...

Temporal: uh, you look like Will.

Wilma: Uh thanks for noticing.... [suddenly goes pale] I MEAN... I've never heard of him before...sorry...

Temporal:Hm, this seems a little fishy to me.

Wilma: Really? I...think...I'll...go inside and...keep...working...now..... <.< >.> [Wilma dashes into the hovel, and shuts the door behind her]

Temporal: Okay then, (Thinking) is that girl, really Will, if so, then holy crap, that's something to write. *sit's down by a tree*

[Wilma walks back out, having changed her clothes into a tight tube-top and skinny-jeans.]

Wilma: [muttering] Damned Vicious, tricking me into this!

Jackie: This is so embarassing

Patricia: I think you made a great Female

Jackie: Thanks, but I gotta wait for a whole week to make me turn back to normal again

''[A silver wolf fades into view a stone's throw away and walks over. Those who were at the coffee shop recognize her as Charlene.]''

Charlene: [Looks around at the group] Yikes, you guys have spread this thing faster than I anticipated...

Ranga: You're cute! But what do you mean, spread this thing?

Charlene: You mean you don't know? I assumed William would have told you by now.

Ranga: Haven't seen him, just a dragon-thing who wanted to kill me for loving the fairer sex, and a blue echidna that looked sorta like Will...only female...and a bunch of other random people.

Charlene: That person was William before the curse took hold of him, clueless one.

Ranga: Pfft...what? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Ranga doubles over, laughing so hard he was struggling to breathe]

Charlene: And now you will be subjected to it shortly. Have fun being one of the fairer of the planet. [She walks away from him and towards the group.]

Ranga: Hahahahaha..ha..ha....ha....wait, what?

Charlene: [Turns to face him, still waking away] Say goodbye to your "turkey baster", because you're going to be a "turkey".

Ranga: Oh.......damn.....I'm gonna let all the ladies down! There has to be an antidote! I know! Striker would know it! Back to Moebius I go! [Ranga disappears in a flash of green energy]

Charlene: [Turns back towards Willma and the others and closes the distance, talking to herself] Foolish Moebian, the only cure is prevention, and there are only two ways to do that...

Patricia: Where is Ranga going?

Wilma: He's gone? Well, FINALLY! No clue as to where, though. And these clothes are really tight! How do you girls stand wearing these sort of things?

Charlene: If they squeeze your body, then they're too tight. It's supposed to be more of a gentle embrace for when they fit.

Wilma: Well, I think they are too tight. The guy who gave them to me basically picked them up off the floor once he finished with a girl...well, in the bedroom if you know what I mean.

Charlene: [Wrinkles her nose up] I'm assuming he's a womanizing pig, so yes, I do know. [Shakes her head] Back to the problem at hand, I can help you with that.

Wilma: Well, he was, then he got married, but I think his wife has turned a blind eye to that recently... anyway, could you help me? I really think I need to get used to this new body.

Jackie: I wonder if I can get some clothes to wear

Charlene: I can help you both. [She smiles, flashing her fangs, then looks around at the rest of the gathered] Anyone else?

Jackie: (Gulps)

Patricia: I think you need extra help with the Girl Clothes. We have Jeans, Tight Pants, Shiny Pants, Long Gloves, Skirts, Sleeveless Tops & Fashion Shoes

Wilma: I don't think Charlene needs any help, she's got a good fashion sense as it is...and how is it that I've noticed that now, instead of her ample tail? Grr...stupid female brain reset...

Patricia: Don't worry, I love Fashion

Wilma: I still don't think it's necessary... I mean, LOOK at you!

Charlene: You're quite right Willia- Sorry, Wilma, I don't require assistance. As for the female soul you're fighting, don't let her have her week. Makes it easier for all parties involved.

Wilma: Alright then...

Patricia: That's ok, I'm still Female though

Wilma [muttering] For now....

Charlene: But you haven't lived for centuries, now have you, Skunk?

Patricia: I'm only 21 Years Old

Charlene: And I am over ten times that.

Patricia: So that means that's about 210 Years

Charlene: No need to state the obvious, girl. Bottom line, you won't be coming with the others.

Mason:If toxic Whistles at Me i will ripped his ******* heart out and eat it

Shawnice: I'm back! Don't I look smexeh?

Mason:I Couldnt find a braw so im not wearing one

Shawnice: You can borrow mine. I got six in my pocket. *starts diggin in her pockets*

Patricia: (To Charlene) Why not?

Rash: (Appears) Hey!

Shawnice: Aah! Where'd you come from? And why'd that scare me?

Jackie: Whao, it scared me too

Patricia: (Sighs)

Pound: Hey! I'm Pound the Alligator!

Killer: And i'm Killer. (In a demon voice) KILLER THE WASP!!

"Psst, Kayt," Jesse whispers. "Don't you think Jessica would be way too obvious? If any of my friends who don't already know meet new girl Jessica, they're gonna be pissin' their pants laughing at me."

Rash: Hpmh.

Jackie: Ok, but we can explain about the Gender Switch

Rash: What is it?

Mason:Im really a guy

Rash: But. (Giggles) You look like a (Chuckles) GIRL! (Laughs out loud)

Shawnice: I was a guy too. Kinda hard to tell cuz of my smexeh body, huh?

Mason:Rash go buy some girls Clothes

Rash: Why?

Killer: (Chuckles) Look at you!

Rash: (Looks down) WHAT THE HELL?! I HAVE FREAKING BOOBS!!

Shawn: That's what happens when you laugh at people who got their genders switched.

Rash: Oh well. I'll call myself Ronda for now.

"And I'm officially switching my name to Jenny for the week," Jesse says, "mainly because Jessie would be way too obvious at my friends."

Shawnice: You mean they wouldn't recognize you?

"They probably would if I went by exactly the same name."

Shawnice: Totally true. I-I mean true dat.

-a troll runs by screaming- Shawnice: Gross! A stupid troll!

-a beam of chaos energy kills the troll-

???:120 in one hour.

Ronda: I should get dressed. (Puts on a Pink bra, a pink T-shirt with a skull,underwear & pants)

Jenny looks at ???. "I don't see why you have to kill them. Killing ain't right."

Shawnice: Trolls are gross. I'd kill them.

"I don't kill them. I kill killers," Jenny says, pulling back her shirt to reveal a gun in a holster.

???:*pulls out a purple gattling gun* Not gonna happen

"Did I say I was gonna shoot you? No," Jenny comments. "But I'm tempted."

-all of a sudden an echidna comes up-

Echidna:Turbo. SLOW DOWN

Ronda: (Sighs)

Shawnice: What's goin' on here? XD

Echidna:Turbo's beemn testing *pant* his new weapon on trolls.

"I don't approve, seeing as that's murder."

Ronda: Please don't tell me that stupid Troll Lucky is coming.

Shawnice: You know him?

Turbo:May I ask what's going on here.

Ronda: Err lucky is a girl.

Shawnice: That's a dumb name for a girl.

Echidna:Can you please tell me what your doing here?

Ronda: Tell us what YOUR doing here!

Orochi: I believe the echidna asked first you fool.

Turbo:Thank you.

Shawnice: Fool?! You wanna go?

Orochi: Trying to fight a gatling rifle? you fool.

Turbo:Aren't you bored of Troll Energy?

Shawnice: Stop calling me fool! *starts crying*

"We're here because this is whree we already were when you showed up," Jenny responds. "And you?"

Turbo:I heard that a nearby town was attacked by trolls who were looking for me.

Orochi: So the hedgedragon decided to... let me feast shall we say.

Turbo:(to Orochi) The girl or More Trolls?

"Uh, what girl?" Jenny asks.

Charlene: [Looks around at all the newcomers] Gods high and low, where do all you people come from?! [Shakes her head] Never mind, I don't want to know.. Wilma, Hedgehog that was once Jack, I'm getting you guys away from this madness. Everyone else will have to fend for themselves. [She snaps, and the three fade from the hovel, reappearing in a crypt of sorts.]

Turbo:*Points at shawnice*

Shawnice: What?! I was supposed to be with Jackie but she disappeared.

Turbo:*points Orochi at Shawnice*

Shawnice: WHAAAAAT?!

Turbo:*shoots but the bullet appears behind her*

Shawnice: AAH! *hits the ground* What was that for?!

Echidna:Fought what off?

(PIUPZ: BRB)

Jackie: Ok now this is getting wierd


 * (Remember, Charlene warped Jack, Wilma and herself elsewhere - Flash)

Wilma: You're telling me!

Jackie: By the way, where are we? Patricia? Where'd you go?

Wilma: Spatial distortion... [Wilma's eyes suddenly transform into fully-matured Sharingans] And I can't see or sense anybody else's energy, just our own. [Her eyes return to normal] Ok, Charlene, where did you teleport us?

Jackie: And why?

Charlene: My home, to get you guys some real clothes. You really thought I lived in a city?

Wilma: No, I didn't quite see you as that kind... besides, I said I could only see our energy...and yours had left it's mark everywhere in here.

Charlene: Good to know there's someone else knowledgeable here at least. [Looks to Jack] No offense.

Jackie: Non taken

Charlene: [Claps paws together] Ok, we're just in the entrance way right now, so follow me and try not to get lost! [She heads out down a few corridors]

Jackie: Ok, come on Wilma or Will or...whatever

Wilma: Sure, sure. Let's go. [Wilma follows Charlene, trying to focus]

''[She leads them through the maze-like "defense zone" of her home, stopping and waiting if they ever were to get too far behind and calling out if they make a wrong turn. Eventually they come to a grand hallway lined with standing torches lit with a golden flame. This must be the entrance to her inner sanctum.]''

Wilma: Wow. Impressive entryway.

Charlene: [Friendly smile] Well, I have had a long time to work at it.

Wilma: Yeah...sorta reminds me of the architecture leading into the old shrines and ruins back on Angel Island.

Charlene: Well, this was here before I was, sooooo I'm guessing it's older.

Jackie: Whao, I wonder how the others are doing

Charlene: [Looks at Jack] You've never been away from your friends, have you?

Wilma: New guys. Can't handle being separated from their friends for too long. Besides, I bet that she's itching to be back in her male body now...and the timer's only just started...Back to this architecture, I think it's Ancient Mobian or even Demon in origin. Rageik's kind of demon, that is, not a normal kind.

Charlene: Word of the wise: There is no "normal kind" of demon. Back to the crypt, if there ever was anything in here, it was long before I showed up. And by long, I mean centuries.

Wilma: I was once the prison of Rageik, so I know a little bit about the events millenia ago, back when Rageik's kind was at war with Celestials...with two other races both on the side, and all four could cross-breed. It's bizarre.

Charlene: ... I'd like to hear more... Later. We've got to get you two dressed properly first!

Wilma: Agreed. This crap Vicious gave me is really just too tight, and Lara-Su would notice the clothes I..."borrowed" as my other set.

Charlene: [Smiles a bit wider, as if she had never stopped in the first place] Follow me, then. [She steps inside.]

Wilma: You coming, Jackie? [Wilma steps into the crypt after Charlene]

Jackie: Ok, I'm coming (follows Wilma & Charlene into the Crypt)

''[Her inner sanctum is much cleaner than the rest of the crypt, and filled with bookshelves. It's to the point were her home could be mistaken for a library. However, there are many personal effects and expensive looking ornaments all over as well, so it would have to be a incredibly well funded library.]''

Wilma: Wow. Just...wow.

Charlene: And that's just the main room! ;P

Wilma: This is...incredible! You've done well to keep it in this kind of condition.

Charlene: Well, magic helps quite a lot with that. [She leads them down some isles, stopping when she comes to a meditating cat Wilma recognizes as the one Charlene tackled at the coffee shop, although his marks look more... Tribal.] How's it coming?

Dalton: [Jumps a bit, his eyes snapping open] Ah- Oh, it's you. [Looks down at his bare chest to examine his markings] Well... It's not going as fast as we hoped, but it should be done in about an hour...

Wilma: Huh? What's going on here?

Jackie: Wilma, do you think I need more Clothes to wear? Because the only clothes I'm wearing we're my Gloves, Bracelets, Socks, Shoes & a Bra that Patricia gave me

Wilma: Jackie, yes, you do. Minimum of at least something covering your crotch.

Charlene: Jackie, shut it. Wilma asked for an explanation... [Inhales deeply] Stripes here has two souls. If he were to be affected by the curse, both of his souls would be affected, and about half-way through the week the female's souls would split from theirs, making four of them trapped in that body. While one soul in a body is optimum and two souls is stable, three souls causes random personality shifts and four carries a high risk of all bound inside crossing over into the void.

Dalton: In plain English... We'd all die...

Wilma: So you're trying to create a magic barrier to block the curse... impressive. How'd you uncover this, considering that I think this curse originated on the Troll home planet.

Charlene: Actually, this curse pops up at least once every century. I was affected once, about 200 years ago. Killed off my duplicate because he had a habit of terrorizing villages.

Dalton: As to the "barrier"... Not so much. This is a form-change full body seal, created... a century ago?

Charlene: Five.

Dalton: Yikes...

Wilma: Wow...I know people who can form and use seals, plus others who can translate and deactivate them, but I don't think any of them have ever heard of or used a seal on those lines.

Dalton: I think that's because this one in particular needs for the seal to be tattooed or burned onto the body. Luckily for me, Cyrus' soul marks are close enough to achieve the same effect. [A second voice pipes up, coming from Dalton]

Cyrus: Unfortunately it takes quite a while to move them into such a complicated pattern.

Wilma: Hmm... [Her eyes return to their Sharingan form, and she seems to study the marks intently] Indeed. This is truly impressive, the level of cooperation the two of you share. Me and Rageik...we didn't get along so well.

Cyrus: He was bound to you?

Dalton: Or vica versa?

Wilma: Well, I made the idiodic decision to seal him within the eighth energy inhibitor gate implanted in my body, a small artificial compartment, so he was conscious, and fought me constantly until he figured out how to escape.

Jackie: Sorry about that (hides behind the Covers & puts on Tight Pants) Whao, these pants are really tight, how did Female live with these on?

Wilma: Jackie, take those off and wait. Charlene brought us here to get clothes that fit properly.

Charlene: Just a second Jackie... [She slaps Jackie upside the head, causing a little gremlin to pop out her ear.] Ew, Grammar Gremlin! [She snaps, it explodes.] There...

Dalton: Why would you do that?

Cyrus: Artificial containment units never contain a soul indefinitely, they're just to powerful.

Wilma: I was reacting reflexively! He'd almost brought Mobius to the ground by possessing Scourge, after my girlfriend, after Shadow. It wasn't a good thing at all, so I had no choice but to lock him in.

Dalton: Reflexively, eh? Then that's excusable, right Cy?

Cyrus: ...

Dalton: Cy...?

Cyrus: ... Ever thought of conducting a void-seal ritual on him?

Wilma: Never been good with rituals and magic, and it's a bit late now. He's out in the world...and I think there might be two of him in the same span of time.

Charlene: Using it on the "earlier" one would cause the "later" one to fade from existence. As for the ritual, you want him to have his own body, otherwise you'd be sending the person he was bound to into the void as well.

Wilma: I think I'll leave him be. I mean, he's just commanding Trolls...and the earlier Rageik is somewhere in space, by my reckoning.

Charlene: [Shrugs] Your choice.

Jackie: Right sorry (takes off the Tight Pants) Phew

Wilma: Geez, the nerve of some girls...

Jackie: How can those Girls stand wearing Tight Pants?

Wilma: [sarcastic] Gee, I don't know.

Jackie: Well whatever this is, I guess Girls love wearing Bras, Long Gloves, Tight Pants & Skirts

Wilma: Jackie, don't you recognize sarcasm when you hear it? I don't know, and I don't care.

Jackie: (facepalm) Oh boy

Wilma: What you on about?

Jackie: I don't know. But maybe we should wait for Charlene to come back

Wilma: She's right here. Like I said, what you on about?

Jack: Never mind

Wiliema: Alright then...

Jackie: So where were we?

Charlene: [Facepalms] I'm getting tired of your stupidity, Jackie.

Wilma: You and me both.

Jackie: Sorry & my name is Jack to you

Wilma: [sarcastic] Well, sorry. Didn't mean to hurt the big baby's feelings!

Charlene: No, it's Jackie. You're female now, remember?

Jackie: Oh right & I'm no Baby

Dalton: Charlene, why are you bothering helping that imbecile?

Charlene: You know what? I don't know. [She snaps, and Jackie is warped back to Green Hill Zone.]

Wilma: THANK you. She was really getting on my nerves.

Charlene: I didn't realize how dumb she was until a couple minutes ago. If I had known, I would've never brought her here... I'm gona need to wipe her memory now.

Wilma: Please, allow me. These Sharingans are more than just energy viewers, after all.

Charlene: It'll be easier for me to: I've had to do it quite a few times over my years.

Wilma: Well, alright then.

Charlene: M'kay, time to get you some clothes! [She grabs Dalton by the scruff of the neck and starts dragging him along]

Dalton: [Not struggling, but it's easy to see he doesn't like being dragged] What gives?!

Charlene: Well, she's gona need a guy's opinion on her new look, right?

Dalton: [Crosses arms and thinks for a bit] Alright.

[Wilma covers her mouth, stopping Dalton from seeing the slight grin]

Charlene: [Starts navigating the maze of her "library", Dalton in tow]

Dalton: Hey, could I go back and get my shirt?

Charlene: No.

Dalton: Why not?

Charlene: I like seeing you shirtless. :3

Dalton: [Defeated sigh]

[Wilma finally lets herself laugh, then stops when the unfamiliar sound gets to her]

Charlene: [Rounds another corner, coming to an archway.] Ah, here we are! [She walks in, still dragging Dalton]

Wilma: Alright...

[The room is filled with clothes, some of which date back several centuries!]

Wilma: Wow. Just...wow.

Charlene: You said that bout my entrance way, too! :P

Dalton: [Looking around] This is insanity... o_o'

Wilma: This is awesome! All yours from the centuries, huh?

Charlene: Yep! Some of this stuff I've never worn either, so you might find something I've forgotten about!

Dalton: [Eyes wander to a section devoted to "sexy" or "dirty" clothing, his eyes widening] Oh gods...

Charlene: [giggles] Don't worry, you'll get to see that stuff on me latter~

Dalton: [Looks to Wilma all pleading-like] Please help me...

Wilma: [returns Dalton's pleading look with one of disinterest] Sorry, not going to mess with someone with this much experience in the world. I'm still getting used to this body.

Dalton: [Sighs] Don't blame you there. She may not look like it, but she's a beast.

Charlene: And you know you like me like that. ;3

Dalton: [Just goes back to working with Cyrus on the seal]

[Wilma laughs, getting a smile from Charlene.]

Charlene: Now lets get you kitted out, shall we? [She looks over the clothes] Hm... Do you like the Victorian era?

Wilma: As long as you don't make me look like a museum exhibit, I don't really care.

Charlene: [Eyes a section of older clothes longingly] Alright... [She turns to some more modern clothes]

Wilma: Ok then!

Charlene: Hmmm... [Her form ripples, becoming that of Wilma!] Now that I'm you, what would I wear? [Her voice is now Wilma's too!]

Wilma: Woah! Now that is a cool technique!

Charlene: [Smiles back at Wilma] I'm a shifter by turn, you see.

Wilma: Ah. Explains the flawless transition.

Charlene: I'd offer to turn you, but I know you'd say "no". :P [Goes back to the clothes]

Wilma: Yeah... Hmm...

Charlene: Eh?

Wilma: Don't worry, I'm just thinking.

Charlene: Oh, ok. :3 [Starts rummaging around]

Wilma: Any ideas in there?

Charlene: Yep! [Pulls out a pair of long red gloves with spikes on the knuckles, a white tank-top, a red vest, some black jeans, and a pair of red shoes.] ^^

Wilma: Awesome! Sort of retro, sort of modern. I like it.

Charlene: And red has a good contrast to your blue fur! ^^

Wilma: You think so? I'll have to keep that in mind!

Charlene: You'll learn to as you- [She points at Wilma] discover yourself.

Wilma: Understood.

Charlene: [She hands over the clothes and ripples into her usual five-tailed form, smiling.] Good.

[Wilma looks around, unsure of where to get changed due to Dalton's presence]

Charlene: Whoops. [She snaps, causing a changing screen to warp in] Sorry, I'd just change in front of him.

Wilma: Well...I'm going to be kind of shy until I discover my new personality, I guess.. [Wilma walks behind the screen]

Charlene: Don't think you'd do it even then. I just like shakn' the young one up. :P

Wilma: Oh, I know I'm not likely to, but there's always a chance. [Some of the old clothes Wilma had been wearing appear atop the screen, with her new clothes rapidly disappearing at a similar sort of pace]

Charlene: [Saunters over to Dalton and runs a tail over his one of his chest markings, causing him to snap back to reality] We're going to need your opinion soon~

Dalton: [after flatting his fur] Just as long as it's not provocative things I'm oppinionating on.

Charlene: Not now, [Whispers into his ear, getting a shiver from him] But soon~

[Wilma emerges, dressed in the clothes Charlene had given her]

Dalton: [looks over her from his sitting position] I beleive this is were Gale would wolf-whistle and say "I'd tap dat!", buuuuuut I'm not that kind of guy. You look greet nonetheless.

Wilma: [Blushes] Thanks, Dalton.

Dalton: [Smiles] Not a problem... Although, if Gale does give you any trouble, you have my permission to disembowel him. He deserves it after all the hearts he's broken.

Wilma: [Smiles in return] Oh, I think I'll enjoy that. Need to keep my skills up, at the very least.

Dalton: Agreed. [Looks down at his markings, studying them for a bit]

Wilma: How's the seal coming?

Dalton: I think... [he looks back to Wilma] I'm safe.

Wilma: That's good news, and really cool.

Dalton: Cool how?

Wilma: Well, you can leave here and go out without fear of transforming, for one.

Charlene: Or fear of dieing, for two.

Dalton: True...

Wilma: Another point - I didn't think you wanted to stay here...alone...with Charlene for the next week, so that's another bonus for you.

Charlene: Actually, he'd have to do so if I wanted him to. :3

Dalton: Aye, I gave my word.

Wilma: Ah... I see... Well, yeah, that was both of my points.

Dalton: Well, thanks. [Stands up, only to be tackled from behind]

Charlene: [playful smile]

Wilma: [slight wry smile] You two want some privacy?

Charlene: No, I was thinking we'd follow you around for a while.

Wilma: Well...I think we should head back to Green Hill Zone. I've kind of set up my half-brother's old hovel as a batchelorette pad for this week.

Charlene: Done and done. [She snaps, warping the three back to GHZ]

(back at GHZ)

Turbo:That echidna girl who dissapeared had Tremendous Chaos Energy.

"Oh, those jerks didn't even bother to bring us with them," Jenny sighs. "No surprises there."

Turbo:Don't worry. So. Why are you at GHZ?

Shawnice: I was looking for a mole that lives here.

Turbo:Do you have a picture of him or a personal odject of his/her?

Shawnice: Well, when I was down in his hole for a second, I found his shoe. *gives Turbo the shoe* His name is Loo.

Turbo:I know my friend Freezle gets Telport Sickness. Does anyone else?

Shawnice: I didn't before, but I might now.

Freezle:What did you mean?

Patricia: Shawnice, what are you saying?

Shawnice: *sigh* In other words, I might get Teleport Sickness as a girl.

Freezle:You mean you turn into a girl? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

Patricia: Uh oh

Turbo:*slaps freezle* Now your going to turn into a girl for a week!!!! *tells Freezle about the Gender Switch Curse*

Freezle:*face is comepletloy frozen* $h!t.......

(Slate enters in GUN uniform and equipment)

Slate: Hello, citizens. I came in response to a troll sighting. Can you... (pauses and glances at Freezle) Excuse me ma'am, but local law requires all *ahem* sensitive areas remain covered. I'm afraid you'll need to put on some pants.

Turbo:*teleports cloths onto Freezle* Gender Switch Curse.

Turbo:*looks at slate* Lucky for you I'm the best Troll hunter EVER!!!!

Orochi: even if you do have SOME help.

Turbo:True

Freezlela:Explain why I'm a girl again.

Orochi: because you love it!

Turbo:*laughs* because you laughed at someone who was effected by the curse. Lucky for me I'm Immune

Freezlela:What?! *starts crying and flailing arms on the ground* NO FAIR NO FAIR!!!! WWWHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!

"Suck it up, it's only for a week," Jenny comments.

Patricia: Yeah

Slate: So, lemme get this right- He, er, she became a girl because h... SHE laughed at someone else whom it happened to. *Snickers* You're kidding right?

Turbo:*serious face* Nope. It's called the Gender Switch Curse. Anyone who laughs at someone effected by has it happen to them for 168 hours (1 week). However. Energy beings and shapeshifter are Immune. I'm Immune for some reason, I believe It's because of my Latent Energy.

Slate: Seriously? Then when I snickered, did I... *looks down* AW $#!%!!!!!

Orochi:jahahahahaha! you bloody fool! jahahahahahaha!

Turbo:You Better come up with a girl's name now.

Orochi: who, me or the echidna?

Turbo:The Echidna. I think your Immune Orochi.

Orochi: thats why i was laughing.

Freezela:I think I should go get a tan. DROUGHT!!!!! *Intensifies the Suns rays*

Slate: Got it. Sara. Now, could someone get me a change of clothes? I'm way too small for these now...

Turbo:*puts hand up* CHAOS CONTROL!!!! *teleports a moderate selection of clothes infront of Sara*

Patricia: (Sighs) Anu is soo dreamy

Keith:Hi.

Patricia: Hello, who are you?

Zofia:That's Kaytlin.

Patricia: That's Kaytlin, the Gender Switch somehow switch you to, what happen?

Turbo:*under a rock* DOES SOMEONE KNOW RAINDANCE???

Patricia: I hope Jack & Will come back soon

Turbo:HOLY CRAP!!!

Freezela:*tanning* Just in the middle of my Tanning Session..........

Patricia: (Sighs)

Turbo:We should leave.

Patricia: Right

[A blue hedgehog girl walks up, a confused look on her face]

???: Hey, has anyone here seen a blue echinda? Black streaks, muscly, male?

Patricia: You mean Will? He dissapeared with Jack

Jackie: (Appears back) Oof. Aw man, that hurt

Orochi: Speak of the devil.

Patricia: Jack (hugs Jack) We've been looking for you & Will forever

Jackie: Well thank you

Patricia: I'll never ever let you go

Jackie: Can you please let me go, your squeezing me

Patricia: Sorry

Jackie: Right, now where can I find some Pants to wear?

???: Oh. Well, later... Strange lesbians...and one's a nudist...

Jackie: Oh ha ha, very funny

Patricia: How about these Pants (shows Jack Green Pants)

Jackie: Ok, these pair outta do (puts on her Green Pants)

Shawnice: *shows up, breathing heavily* Jackie... Patricia... hi.....

Sara: *enters dressed in new clothing* OK, now that is settled, what's the situation with the trolls?

Shawnice: Trolls? Ugh. There are more here?

Jackie: Hi there

Patricia: We gotta stop those Trolls

Shawnice: Cool! We get to fight those losers! ..I won't break a nail, will I?

Keith:Why would you care if you broke a nail?

Shawnice: It hurts more than you'd think!

Keith:You don't have to have nails.

Shawnice: You think my gloves are empty inside? No hands and no nails?

Patricia: I'm still a Female

Jackie: Come on, let's go

Shawnice: Can somebody carry me? I don't feel like moving... X3

Patricia: (Sighs) Oh brother

Jackie: The Female Body is getting to you & me

Patricia: And Jack & I are both Female as well

Sara: I don't even want to know what I turn out like... *shudders*

Ronda: I'm sure our hands have no fingernails. Just like most cartoons. But still..

Jackie: Yep

Ronda: And i'm sure that our feet are like paws! ...Nevermind.

Jack: I'm not sure we have Toes or not

[The environment made it clear that time had past, and the position of the sun now suggested mid-afternoon as Wilma, Charlene and Dalton warped into the center of the zone]

Wilma: Where do the days go? That felt a lot sorter than it was.

Charlene: [Still up on Dalton's back] Such is the conundrum of time.

Dalton: [Feels the breeze on his fur and looks down at himself] Hey! I'm still shirtless!

Wilma: Heh, that might be a problem.

Charlene: [Squeezes Dalton] Wai?

Wilma: Newly transformed women equals hormone rush which equals sexual tension - a shirtless guy might just tip them over the edge.

Dalton: o_o' Please get my shirt back...

Charlene: Nope.

Dalton: Why not?!

Charlene: Because I like making you squirm. ;P

Dalton: -_-' I'm dead...

Wilma: If you're lucky.

Jackie: (Notices Wilma, Dalton & Charlene) Hey, check it out. There back

Patricia: Hey Guys

Wilma: Hey people.

Charlene: Not them again... -_-'

Wilma: Patience, Charlene.

Charlene: ...

Jackie: Hey guys, Patricia gave me Green Pants to wear. What do you think?

Wilma: They don't really suit you.

Jackie: What? I'm perfectly fine. Is there any other Pants I could wear Wilma?

Dalton: There's plenty of other kinds you could wear, Jackie.

Jackie: Ok, I wonder which one suits me?

(You really should start calling her "Jackie". She is a girl, after all.)

Charlene: How would we know?

Jackie: I don't know

Patricia: How about this pair? (pulls out a pair of Red Pants)

Dalton: Er... Where did you pull those from?

Patricia: With some magic, why?

Charlene: Because if you just pulled them from nowhere you just defied the laws of physics.

Patricia: Oh come on, I'm just a Witch. And it's only Magic.

Charlene: And I'm 3 centuries old, so I know that because you did that something of equal mass has just been fazed out of existence! You could have just killed someone!

Patricia: What do you mean? I'm perfectly fine

Jackie: Let's not talk about that, it's gets more confusing (found a pair of Purple Pants) How about these pair?

Charlene: You're right, because phasing someone's eternal organs is less important then your clothes?!

Dalton: Charlene?

Charlene: TIME FOR RETRIBUTION!!

Dalton: Charlene..? ._.'

Charlene: ''[Jumps off of Dalton, grabbing Patricia by the throat and lifting her into the air. Then there's a flash of light, and Patricia is no longer Patricia, but Patrick! She's been gender switched!]'' And just to make sure you don't do anything like that again. [She strips Patrick of her powers] You'll get them back when your week is up! [She then drops Patrick, grabs Dalton, and stalks off.]

Patrick: Oh man, what the heck happen to me?

Jackie: You've become a man now

Patrick: Oh man, this is bad

Jackie: Don't worry, you'll be a great Male

Patrick: Ok Jackie

Keith:You were also striped of your powers,If you haven't noticed(thought:It's a good thing to Next thing I'll she'll use her powers to Heal palkia or Dialga if they ever get injured,to bad it's only for a week)

Patrick: Oh no, now I'm regular Male. It's...so...AWESOME!

Jackie: I know right. It IS Awesome!

Zofia:Those two are weird.

Keith:I should know I spend half of the time withy them.

Jackie: (Sighs) Maybe these pair will do (puts on Purple Pants) There, how do I look now?

Ronda: I'm gonna go shopping you know cause it's friday frid-What the hell?

Patrick: I guess we have some explaining to do

Keith:No,There is no Explaining we Keep Quite.

Jackie: Oh right

Patrick: Where is Wilma & Sara?

(Back with the others)

Sara: Did you guys just hear that?

Wilma: Hear what?

Sara: Off in the distance... an evil melody I have not heard for a long time...

Wilma: I think I heard something along those lines...but I'm not quite sure. [Wilma looks at the sun, which was starting to set] Ah, crap. I think it's time for everyone to head home.


 * (Ryu-Ah crap. What happened while I was gone?)
 * (A lot of stuff...I'm not quite sure myself, to be honest. I was gone for the last few days. - Flash)

Part Two: The First Night

 * [Kagi, Shima, Ryu, if you wanna join, I'd suggest NAO, before it gets hectic again - Flash]

(At Jackie's House)

Jackie: (Heads back home) Man, what a wierd day, maybe I'll go to sleep & I'll be fine in the morning still looking like a Female (sleeps on her Bed)

(At Patrick's House)

Patrick: Well, it's time for me to go to bed, getting ready for a Brand New Day (goes to sleep on his Bed)

[At Wilma's Shack]

Wilma: Ah, finally, space for myself! Maddy and the others won't come out here, I'm sure of it... [A figure opens the door and walks in] Oh, crap.

???: Will, I presume?

Wilma: Uh, no! I'm a woman!

???: Like I said, Will, I presume? [The figure starts sniggering as he walks into the light, revealing the smirking face of Stave the Hedgehog]

Wilma: Nice. Now you're going to become a chick too, Stave.

Stave: Meh, it's funny, dude.

(Meanwhile in Station Square..)

Shima: (carrying a handful of grocceries home) Augh...I wish I had a cart..but nooooo..

[A familiar female hedgehog was standing around, asking people something about a missing echidna]

???? #1 & ???? #2: (appears)

???? #1: Oh great, we can't sleep

???? #2: What should we do now Jackie?

Jackie: I don't know Patrick

Patrick: I saw a Female Hedgehog, maybe she knows what's going on

[The hedgehog seems to recoil at the sight of Jackie, then sees Shima and heads over to her]

Jackie: Where is she going?

Patrick: I don't know

Shima: ? (sees the female hedgehog coming towards her) Uh...hello. (shifts her groccery bags)

???: Hi! You haven't happened to see an echidna, have you? Blue, taller than me, black streaks on his dreadlocks?

Shima: (thinks for a second) Blue echinda....(shakes her head) No, I'm sorry, I haven't.

???: Oh... Sorry for bothering you.

Shima: Oh, no, it's fine! If I see him, I'll let him know...what's your name?

???: I'm Maddy...you don't want to know my full name.

Shima: Why not?

Maddy: It's long as hell. I mean, "Madison Victoria Elizabeth Rose Hedgehog"? What were my parents thinking?

Shima: Oh. (smiles) But it's a pretty name!

Maddy: You really think so?

Shima: (nods) Mhm!

Maddy: [blushes slightly in embarrasment] Heh, thanks.

Shima: You're welcome. ^_^

Maddy: [sighs] I guess I better keep moving.

Shima: Good luck finding your friend. If I see him, I'll tell him Maddy was looking for him, okay?

Maddy: Thanks. It's not like him to disappear without telling me or his parents first.

Shima: Hm..You don't think he would be in some sort of trouble, is he? Or that he ran away?

Maddy: Trouble, maybe. Ran away, not likely. Haven't seen him since he went with a group of Editors to battle the Trolls last night.

Shima: Ohh.

Maddy: Yeah.

Shima: Is there anywhere you know of that he could be at?

Maddy: Well, it's possible that he might be staying with BloodSonic...or out at his half-brother's old shack in Green Hill Zone...but I don't know why he would.

Shima: BloodSonic? Where does he live?

Maddy: I'm not quite sure, to be honest. He has houses all over the place. That's what happens when you're a few thousand years old, I guess.

Shima: Few thousand?! (whistles) Wooow...Um, okay, I can check around for you, if you want.

Maddy: Seriously? Thanks! That's a real help!

Shima: No problem!

Maddy: Well, I better let you take that shopping home, I guess. I'll keep looking for Will for now. Bye!

Shima: (gives Maddy a small waving) Bye! And good luck! (heads towards home)

Maddy: Hmm... Green Hill... nah, I'll try Wave Ocean and Cobber. He might have an idea.

Jackie: Hi there

Patrick: Hello there

Maddy: Ugh...go away you two. I'm busy.

Jackie: But it's me Jack the Hedgehog & Patricia the Skunk, Patricia & I have been Gender Switched

Maddy: Yeah, whatever. I don't know or care just who you are, I'm going.

Jackie: By the way, you should meet my cousin Sonic the Hedgehog, he's the fastest Hedgehog on Mobius

Maddy: Uh, FYI, idiot, that's my dad.

Jackie: If Sonic is your Dad & My Cousin, does that mean yout the part of my Family Tree as well?

Maddy: Chaos I hope not. I'd rather have Eggman in my family.

Jackie: Sorry, I used to be dumb [goofy laughter]

Maddy: You scare me. [Maddy suddenly summons a hammer into her hands and smirks] Unfortunately for you, I destroy things that scare me...most of the time. Leave me alone, and it won't happen to you.

Jackie: Sorry

Patrick: I apoligise for Jack or should I say Jackie, it's just that she's super funny

Maddy: What are you, her boyfriend or something? Stop kissing her backside and go away, before I smash you both, then freeze you to keep you away.

Patrick: (Sighs) I'm already married to Anu the Anubis Warrior

Jackie: And I'm already married to Blaze the Hedgecat

Maddy: And I'm the reincarnation of Chaos's grandmother. I don't believe you two. Either you're queer, which is scaring me, or you're together and trying to annoy me. Either way, I smash and freeze.

Jackie: Are you talking about being mellow or not? Cause you need to chill out

Patrick: (Gulps) Maddy's Scaring me

Jackie: By the way, how did you get that Piko Hammer? Because I have one right here (pulls out his Orange Piko Hammer with a Black Strip)

Maddy: Puh-lease. My mum gave me mine, and I've trained with them all my life. And you want me to chill out? [An icicle forms in Maddy's hand, and she hurls it at Jackie, making sure it hit the ground just before her feet] I am chill. You just need to leave me to my search, and I don't have to turn you both into icicles.

Jackie: Look Amy gave it to me as a gift, don't make go as Ogre Jack you hear me?

Patrick: I think we should run for it

Jackie: Why?

Patrick: (Points to Maddy) That's why

[Maddy was smiling darkly]

Maddy: An Ogre form? I'm as powerful, if not more, than my mother. I can reach a Nega form, like my father, and that, I'm afraid, is more than powerful enough to overwhelm most basic transformations. Shoo, before I start freezing.

Jackie: You think I'm nuttier than a Fruitcake?

Maddy: Obviously. You, sir, are stranger than Eggman's family.

Patrick: (Gulps) Can't we just get along?

Maddy: Can't you two just turn around and walk away like I've been asking?

Jackie: By the way, if you have Ice Powers, then I have Chaos Freeze, it's also an Ice Power, by the way, I'm sorry

Patrick: I'm sorry too, we betta get back now

Jackie: See ya later

(Both Jackie & Patrick leave)

Maddy: Well, finally! Chaos Freeze...I can use that! Heck, that's the basis of my Frost Spear!

(outside)

Wen: Oh yeah. Time for some more vacation time on Mobius. I've heard rumors about there being some kind of Gender Swap Curse. But I'm sure it's a load of crap. I mean, it's not possible for someone to have their gender Swapped.

(With Jackie & Patrick)

Jackie: Well that was super wierd

Patrick: How come that girl that is in your Family gets mad at you

Jackie: I don't know

Patrick: Anyways, let's go back to bed. I'm getting sleepy

Jackie: Ok then Patricia

(outside with Wen)

Wen: I jsut gotta figure out where i'm gonna stay. I always forget to buy a house while i'm on Mobius. But if this gender Swap Curse thing is real, then I hope someone doens't put it on me. But then again (pulls a Chaos Emerald out of nonexistence, defying the laws of physics) I have this Chaos Emerald...... wait a minute. I know i've had this CHaos Emerald with me but where the hell did it come from. Did i just defy the laws of physics? Crap. I just hope someone who knows how to put the Gender Swap Curse on someone didn't see that.... or this. (puts the Chaos Emerald behind my back and it fazes into nonexistence defying the laws of physics again) Damn it! I did it again. Well whatever I guess I'll jsut have to take my punishment if a person who knows how to put the Gender Swap Curse on someone saw that. Especially someone i've heard about named Charlene. I've heard she gets all crazy if you defy the laws of physics. I just hope i didn't phase someone's internal organs by doing that......... crap................ no i'm scared. Well if someone who can put the Gender Swap Curse on someone saw that, especially Charlene, I'll just have to take the gender swap. it'll proably be painful but it's what I get for defying the laws of physics and potentially phasing somebody's internal organs.

Charlene: ''[Fazes in beside Wren, blood dripping from the corners of her mouth. She's also wearing only shorts.] You're either trying to loose your manhood, or really really'' stupid. I hope its the second one, because if it's the first one, you're not getting it! [She snaps causing Wen's arm to painfully separate from his body and beat him to a bloody pulp before reattaching itself again.] That's for calling me crazy and for interrupting my meal! I was enjoying it quite nicely! [She fades away again, leaving the broken thing that was once Wen behind.]


 * (Shima: Before I go.....what did I miss..?)

Wen: *takes out the Chaos Emerald* Chaos....... Regeneration!!! *heals self with the power of Chaos* You think THAT can stop me? heh. there's a reason I have this Chaos Emerald. to protect myself and heal myself if needed. And if that breaks the laws of physics then too bad! I could call my brother and have him severly injure that crazy fool Charlene, but I won't. you can do whatever the hell you want to me, I'll just use Chaos Regeneration. You hear that Charlene?! I can use Chaos Regeneration, do whatever the hell you want to me, I can just heal myself with Chaos Regeneration!

[Charlene reappears, fully clothed and pissed.]

Charlene: Do you have a deathwish?!!

Wen: Oh so now your threatening to kill me? I have a Chaos Emerald, and I can use Chaos Powers. And if my math is correct Chaos Emerald + Ability to use Chaos Powers = Ability to use Chaos Spear on you and send you flying a few hundred feet. So don't even try anything. It won't make a difference anyway. Since I have a little something called Chaos Regeneration.

Charlene: I'm FIVE centuries old, a vampire, an omnimancer, and pissed off!! Do you think you can survive trying to attack me?!

Wen: yeah well I know how to heal my self with Chaos Regeneration so your not gonna be able to succeed in trying to kill me. So i guess this is a touche moment. Besides this gender swap crap is just a load of crap. ther'e no such thing as a Gender Swap Curse.

Charlene: You naive fool, ''YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!!! [She raises a paw and clenches it, crushing both of Wen's arms, before pulling the same Chaos Emerald that Wen used out of Hammerspace and draining both him and it of power!]''

Wen: That..... Chaos Emerald........ was all......... i had left of Sarah.......... (my anger increases and more and more of the power of Chaos flows through my veins, my fur turns darker my pupils start to disappear, my eyes turn red, my teeth sharpen, my strength, defence, and Chaos power skill increases 10 fold, i turn into Dark Ultiamte Evil Wen)

Dark Ultimate Evil Wen: Your gonna pay!!!!!!!! Chaos!!!!!!!! Blast!!!!!!!! (uses a highly powered up Chaos Blast on Charlene) I will kill you!!!!!

Charlene: [Nullifies the blast as if it were nothing.] Puh-leaze. I've had to block way more than that in my years.

Dark Ultimate Evil Wen: Fine you've asked for this. This could kill me but i don't care. As long as I avenge Sarah or I get that Chaos Emerald back!!!!!! I must protect my family and those I love. (charges up every inch of power I have into the center of my soul) Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FATALITY!!!!!!!!!! (a transluscent skull appears over Charlene's heart and i begin to slow her heart down) Now I'll give you one chance to live..... If you give me abck the Chaos Emerald, i'll spare you. Don't think you can get out of this, it's virtually undodgeable and unreflectable. Just give me back my Chaos Emerald!!!!!!!!

Charlene: [Unaffected in any way, looking unimpressed.] I'm a vampire, idiot, my heart doesn't beat.

Dark Ultiamte Evil Wen: Damn it. Well then. Jsut give me back my Chaos Emerald, or i'll just stab you in the heart with a wooden stake. (makes arm turn into a wooden stake) Heheheh. Now i'll give you two choices, give me back my chaos Emerald OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlene: [Just laughs ad Wen's ignorance]

Dark Ultimate Evil Wen: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME MY CHAOS EMERALD BACK!?!?!? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF IT TO ME!!!!!!!! THAT CHAOS EMERALD IS ALL I HAVE LEFT OF SARAH!!! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT I HAD THAT WAS EVEN CLOSE TO SARAH!!!!! I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO SARAH AGAIN EXCEPT IN MY MEMORIES!!! AND NOW THE ONLY THIN I HAD LEFT OF HER IS GONE THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!! *tears start to fall out my eyes by the lot* THIS IS WHY I AHT VAMPIRES!!!!! YOU CREATURES HAVE NO CONCERN FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S FEELINGS!!!! DAMN YOU VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!1 DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!

Jackie & Patrick: (Appears)

Jackie: Whao, what's going on here?