User blog comment:TheShadowKnight/Joke Off/@comment-3345182-20110421194939

Another joke:

I got a letter in the mail from my high school saying it was time for the reunion. So I drive there and I arrive early, too early. So I go up to the bar area and everything is cool til someone recognizes me.

"Hey your the comedian! Lemme by you a shot."

"Sorry but I'm at my reunion and I don't wanna show up drunk"

"Oh I see, you're too good or something? Excuse me George Lopez!"

"I'm not to good! Gimme that"

He did this seven times, there was a level of drunk that I had to use the floor to navigate, so I walk up to the table and there's a lady with stickers that say "Hello my name is ___" I was so drunk I couldn't even wright Gabriel, I wrote Flaco which is Spanish for skinny(he's not skinny). So I stick it on and sit down, the lights turn on and the class president shows up.

"Hello everybody, whose done this, whose done that? Who has the most kids?"

Some girl in the back"SEVEN!" the guys shout "PUTA"

"Whose been on tv?" she sees me "Oh we have a celebrity come up hear Flaco"

I walk up"Hello my name is Gabriel, Iglesias ....ssss.....s. Im kinda drunk so, yeah, I'm trying not to say nothing stupid... I see two girls who I asked to the prom... THEY SAID NO! But that's alright, cause they're fat!"

"You're fat too!"

"I was fat in high school, I kept my figure why couldn't you? And I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!"