Roleplay:On the High Seas

Ahoy, mateys! I be back, and with me I bring a swashbuckling new adventure, in which our heroes embark on an escapade of the pirate-y sort!

Heroes
These characters just want to have some piratey fun, and maybe even find some treasure!


 * Kyle the Bat (Vamp)
 * The Random Pirates - Ryu

Villains
These characters are in it to make life miserable for our heroes.

Part 1
(At Ryu's house, the doorbell rings.)

Ryu: ? [opens door] Hello?

(Kyle stands outside her door, dressed in full pirate getup; a long faded black coat, a button-up faded red t-shirt, twin cutlasses in a brown leather belt with a gold clasp, black leather boots, faded grey trousers, and a black bandanna under a full-on proper pirate hat)

Kyle: Ahoy, matey!

Ryu: ......why are you dressed like a pirate?

Kyle: Because pirates are cool! And besides, I reckon how cool it would be to go on a pirate adventure! Like, sailing on the high seas and stuff! Searching for treasure!

Ryu: That does sound fun...

Kyle: But wait, it gets better! (steps out of the doorway to reveal a huge metal pirate ship sitting in Ryu's front garden) Behold the Deus Ex Machina!

Ryu: Why the f*** is it on my lawn?!

Kyle: I parked it there. Isn't it obvious?

Ryu: You don't park a boat on land!!

Kyle: But wait! What if it's a flying boat?

Ryu: A flying boat? >8I

Kyle: Aye! So! (draws one of his cutlasses and holds it in the air) Dare ye come aboard with me, and be my First Mate, Miss Ryushu?!

Ryu: .....yeah alright.

Kyle: (points to the ship, causing a gangplank to telescope out and a gate to open) See, because it's a mechanical ship, I can operate it with my mind. But I also can't exactly sail on it. So it flies! Come aboard! (runs up, his long coat swishing behind him)

Ryu: Okay. [follows him]

[Suddenly, everyone else runs out of the house, dressed like pirates.]

All: YAAARRRRR!!

Kyle: Glad to see ye be gettin into it, mateys! (when everyone's aboard, he runs up to the steering wheel, and swings it sharp right) Man the rigging! Drop the sails! We be headin' for treasures!

All: HOORAY!!

Kyle: What are ye waiting for! Get up that rigging and drop those sails! Now!

All: ..........

[They grumble and get to work with Kyle's commands.]

(The second the sails drop, the ship rises slowly into the air until they are a good 15 meters up)

Kyle: The Deus Ex sails again! Ha ha! (swings the steering wheel again and they move slowly forward: they're flying!)

Ryu: Holy crap!!

Kyle: Ha ha! Seaman Kotuumath, to the crow's nest! Which way we be headed?

Kotuu: [In the crow's nest] Nor'ard, cap'n!

Kyle: Excellent! We be sailin' the skies to the Station Square Museum, crew! All hands North-north-eastward!

[The crew heads to the front of the ship.]

Kyle: No, ye foolish lubbers! All hands steer the ship North-north-east!

Linebeck: I thought the captain steers the ship.

Kyle: Aye, but I need sailors mannin' the sails and riggin' lest the winds turn against us.

'Linebeck: Fair enough.

''[They get to work helping steer the ship by manning the sails and rigging. Pretty soon, they touch down outside the museum.]''

Kyle: Arr! (the gangplank extends) Onwards, mateys! For we be searchin' for a map!