Roleplay:Going Viral

Hey all! This is my second real RP, made for some of the RP-ers who've been around here longer, and to show some of ya how it's done! Anyway...

Mass mayhem! A mysterious hacker is on the loose, stealing every piece of information they find! Even the likes of G.U.N. and The Trolls have had every piece of their info stolen! But it's not just G.U.N., Trolls, or big corporations; everyone is at risk! From tactics, locations, and technology, to personal filies and date of the most private sort is being stolen! Now, it's a crazy free-for-all to find not only this mysterious hacker, but also the information they've garnered. Who will find out who this hacker is? Who will get their hands on the information for their own righteous or nefarious purposes? And most importantly, whose juicy secrets will be brought to light for all to see!?

Rules
You WILL NOT:
 * 1) Troll
 * 2) Flame
 * 3) GODMOD
 * 4) Control someone else's character
 * 5) Stray off the main plot or put your character in the center of the Roleplay
 * 6) Engage in explicit or graphic sexual content. (the limit is what you'd see in normal manga like Naruto, One Piece, etc.)

And the final rule:
 * While anyone can sign up to this RP freely, it is mandatory that you ask before having your character involved in a scenario.

Heroes

 * Statyx the Hedgehog

Neutral

 * Abyss

Villains

 * The Trolls
 * Rageik
 * Toxic the Hedgehog
 * Tonic the Hedgehog
 * Any other Trolls

Prologue
[Ryu is seen sitting in her room, typing away at her computer]

''"Dear Diary, I had an amazing dream about me and Flash. We were together at a wonderful beaching, walking along the ocean during an absolutely perfect sunset. Flash looked so... so... sexy in his black and orange trunks, while I was wearing a basic blue onesie. I felt so embarrassed looking at Flash like that, and even more self-concious when it seemed like he was looking at me. Then, Flash suddenly stopped. I looked back at him, curious, when he suddenly grabbed my arm, and pulled me close. His arms around my waist, my body pressed against against his strong chest, I felt my cheeks burning as I looked up at him. He looked me in my eyes, smiling, and simply said, "You look so beautiful, my kitten. I love you so much..." With that, he closed his eyes and began to lean in, his lips puckered for a kiss. My face was so red, and all I could do was copy him. I leaned in, closed my eyes, and... and..."''

Ryu: *slams her laptop shut and covers her face with her hands, blushing* I can't believe I had a dream like that!! It's so embarrassing!! *groans, and opens her laptop again* Well, at least no-one can see my private diary. If anyone else, or even Flash saw this... I wouldn't be able to go on living!

[Suddenly, a low-pixel, green, long-eared cat icon appears on the center of Ryu's screen...]

Ryu: *confused exression* What the...?

[All of a sudden, the icon opens it mouth, and starts an animation equal to sucking in air. Ryu's online diary suddenly saves and closes, before being sucked into the cat's mouth. All of the other files on Ryu's desktop follow suit, all of them being swallowed up. The icon, its cheeks swollen, then suddenly disappears with a "bing!"]

Ryu: ....W-w-what just happened...?

[A few seconds later, Ryu's screen lights up, releasing sparks while the entire thing shakes violently. In a panic, Ryu tosses it and scrambles back. Suddenly, two hands appear out of the screen, and grab the sides of it, as if the screen is an open window. Ryu leans foward a bit, curious, when all of a sudden, Statyx appears, from the waist up, out of the screen]

Statyx: FOUND YOU!!!!'

Ryu: WHAAAAH!!!! *jumps back, breathing quickly while clutching her chest*

Statyx: *his expression changes to confusion* Huh? Ryu!?

'Ryu: S-S-Statyx!?!? What the Hell are you doing here!?

Statyx: I could ask you the same thing!! What are you doing here in- *looks around* ...Your room. Which is, presumably in your house...

Ryu: Yeah! Now it's your turn to answer my question!

'Statyx: Huh? Oh! Well, hold on... *pulls the lower half of his body out of Ryu's laptop, landing in a squawting position in front of her* That's better. Anyways, have you seen the news?

Ryu: Um, no, not recently.

Statyx: Oh. Well lately, a hacker's been going around stealing all kinds of information from people!

Ryu: *pupils shrink* ......What?

Statyx: Yeah. From giant corporations to the average joe, everyone's having every piece of info stolen directly from their computers!

Ryu: ......*shrieks at the top of her lungs*

Statyx: *covers his ears* WTF!?!?

Ryu: MY DIARY!!!!

Statyx: What?

Ryu: *grabs Statyx's shoulders and shakes him violently* I WAS JUST HACKED!!! MY ONLINE DIARY WAS JUST STOLEN!!!! IT HAD ALL OF MY MOST SECRET INFORMATION!!!!

Statyx: Like what!?

Ryu: ! *lets go of his shoulders, blushing deeply* Like... like... *mumbles* My dreams about Flash....

Statyx: What?

[Ryu explains the dreams she's had about Flash, involving all sorts of fantasies. When she's done, her face is flushed red, while Statyx gives her a calm stare.]

Statyx: ....That it?

Ryu: ...What?

Statyx: *shrugs* Yeah. I mean, if I counted every dream I've had about Blaze and E-

[Statyx notices Ryu's expression. She's covering her mouth and blushing, trying to muffle her giggles]

Statyx: *blushes* Moving on! Anyway, *stands up* If that weren't enough, there's some stuff the news hasn't mentioned.

Ryu: Like what?

Statyx: Like, foreign countries and even G.U.N. being hit...

Ryu: *gasps*

Statyx: Yeah. A lot of heat has fallen on G.U.N. to fix this, so they've sent their head electrokinetic to try and find the dude, as well as the information he's got.

Ryu: *jumps up* I'm coming too!! If a single page of my diary gets out, I'll never live it down!!

Statyx: What? No way! It's way too dangerous for you-

Ryu: *grabs Statyx by the chest-fur and pulls him close, her expression livid while she snarls* I'm coming too!!

Statyx: o_o *holds his hands up in surrender, and protection* Okay, okay, you can come as well. *thinking* Why the f*** is it that virtually every girl I know can be scary as Hell?

Part 1

 * (Kagi: No-one start this yet!! Capishe!?)