User blog:Clove the hedgehog/Sonic Kids XD: Rise of the Young and Awesome

We all know Sonic in the present(our present...) but do we all know him from his past?(No replies...I'm assuming you'll say no.) Well my friends, it's time you've known what it was like for our young heroes and heroines to grow up and mature(except for Knuckles...) to be who they are today....

Sonic: ......Ow....I knew I should've slept on the couch and not the table...

Sonic: MOM! Hm?

There was a note. It was Monday morning and Sonic was hungry.

Sonic: Dear Sonic, Maniac, Sonia, and I are at your grandma's. Knowing how much you hate her cat and her pirahanas, we let you stay home. Mom. I can handle my own breakfast!

Sonic walked over to the cubbard and saw Amy on the stairs.( We all know who Amy is, so NO introduction...)

Sonic: How LONG have you been here?!

Amy: Read the P.S.

Sonic: P.S., Amy is responsible so she'll be watching you for the next 5 days...and no eating coolwhip. Love you....ohhhhhhhhhh

After that, Sonic went outside. He heard a noise in the trashcan and opened it. Knuckles, the dumbest person at school, was in there.

Sonic: Knuckles, shouldn't you be in the trailer park?

Knuckles: I found explosive chewing gum in here...

Sonic remebered that Knuckles + explosive chewing gum= BOOM! He ducked and the trashcan and Knuckles blew up.(Knuckles is alive......) Then Tails came.

Tails: We're going to be late...

???: Sup dudes?

Cream came.

Sonic: What's that?

Cream: Some candy I found....they taste horrible so I threw them out.

Tails: Oh.

Knuckles: Look! Amy's coming out of Sonic's house! Let's laugh at him!

Everyone except Sonic&Amy: HAAAAAA!

Sonic: Guys...let's just go to school...

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles went super fast to get to school. Cream and Amy took the bus. In the end..the boys were somehow late...And had the meanest teacher in the world: Mr. Robotnik(aka Eggman/ Eggy/ anyother nicknames Sonic has given him...)

Sonic: How did you become our teacher?

Eggman: I'm smarter than you brats.

Tails: I got an IQ of 10000.

Eggman: If it wasn't my wedding anniversary, I'd give you a detention..(marriage lasts only 6 years 'cause of Sonic!)

Knuckles: Can we chew gum inclass?

Cream: Yeah, and I can see through walls...

Knuckles: Really?

Espio: Why does the dumb one have to sit near me?

Vector: I ain't dumb!

Shadow is eating Campbell's brand chicken noodle soup.

Eggman: No eating in class!

Shadow: My mom is so rich, she can deport your butt to Africa so fast that you'll bust a seam.(Not lying..)

Rouge: Bragger...(wears make-up.)

Eggman: Why are you wearing make-up?

Rouge: I'm in America, so I can.

Eggman: ......Brats...

Sonic: Can I sit next to Tails?

Eggman: No.

Sonic: Well, where do I sit Mr. Eggman?

Eggman: For being a brat, next to Amy...

Sonic goes to the desk.

After a long day of Eggman telling them how he became a preacher and a teacher....

Amy: Can you do children marriages?

Eggman: Next month.

Amy: Okay. Sonic, here's money to buy an engagement ring.(rich also...)

Sonic: What just happened?

Tails: I don't know...

Cream: Why do I hang out with you?

Knuckles: Because we're smart.

Recess:

Sonic: I'm bored.

Knuckles: Me too.

Tails: What'll we do?

Amy: Someone can rehearse their vows...

Sonic: Who?

Amy: YOU.

Cream: How about I slam Shadow's face in some mud?

Sonic: His mom is the leader of the mafia....she'll kill you...

Eggman on intercom: I'd like to see Blaze, Sonic and Amy in my room.

Sonic: What did I do??

Tails: Who's Blaze?

Amy: The cat girl...

Tails: Huh?

Cream: We've been talking about it for days...

Tails: Missed that conversation.

Sonic, Amy, and the new girl Blaze went to Eggman's room.

Sonic: You're the new girl?

Blaze: Yes.

Amy: Why do you have a red dot?

Sonic: As Knuckles would say, Is that a sniper gun?(He would!)

Blaze: No, and tell that Knuckles kid he's a dumbie. I'm a princess.

Sonic: Oh.

Eggman: Come in.

The three came in.

Eggman: From last year's test scores...you three did pretty well...especially you Miss Fire Princess..

Sonic: Fire-

Eggman: You three, along with Silver and Rouge, would be good examples for the kindengartners.

Amy: Your point being?

Eggman: Say, Ducky.

Eggman fired a gun at them. Then they were 5.(In 2nd grade currently.)

Sonic: What did you's do to us??

Eggman: Only a few years younger...so are Rouge and Silver.

Rouge and Silver were unconsious five year olds.

Blaze: I'll burn you alive you dirty fiend!

Eggman: Mrs. Sunshine....I got those 5 new students...

Mrs. Sunshine: Hi kids...come with me..

Sonic: I'm not allowed to talk to people who are super happy...

Mrs. Sunshine: How adorable...

Sonic: I mean it...

Mrs. Sunshine led Silver, Rouge(they woke up), Sonic, Amy, and Blaze to two kindergarten rooms. Sonic, Amy, and Rouge went in one, and Silver and Blaze to the other.

Mrs. Sunshine: These are our new stundents, Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, and Rouge the Bat.

Sonic: .......Hi.

Amy: Hi everyone...don't touch Sonic at all...

Rouge: Hello...now, stop staring at my make-up.

Amy immediately saw a doll house. She grabbed Sonic and rushed over there. Rouge decided to read a book.(grown-up book on how to tell if a guy is safe to date.)

Sonic: Why are we doing this again?

Amy: Don't know, now....you're the daddy, and I'm the mommy.

Sonic: If I'm the dad, where's the baby?

Amy grabbed a baby doll.

Sonic: Dang it..

Meanwhile in Math class:

Tails: Hey emo, where's Sonic, Amy, Rouge, and those new kids?

Shadow: I AM NOT EMO!!! and no.

Mighty: Haven't seen them since recess.

Mist: Shadow, you are and I saw some lights coming from Eggman's room.

Cream: Maybe they got moved up a grade...then again...

Knuckles: Hey! They should move me up a grade!

Tails: They would've announced that, and Knuckles, you'd flunk 3rd grade.

???: Where're Blaze and Silver?

Tails: Who are you?

Marine: Captain Marine!

Espio: I heard they announced 5 new kindengartners today...but they didn't come in till our recess...

Shadow: I am not EMO!!! and...I think

Cream: that...

Espio: Eggman turned

Tails: those guys into-

Knuckles: Aliens!

Mighty: ...kindengartners...

Tails: I knew something like this would happen..OH well...atleast they can communicate with us. Rouge has a phone with my number on speed dial.

Shadow: Why your number?

Tails: I'm her technican.

Back in Mrs. Sunshine's room:

Sonic: I'm home...even though I never left the room..

Amy: Just intime! Dinner's done.

Sonic: Uh, what fake food is for dinner?

Amy: ....hamburgers with milkshakes. and for dessert, pie.

Sonic: How's the baby with the chewed on arm?

Amy: Her name is Alicia....and fine.

Rouge calls Tails.

Rouge: Tails, what happens if we stay this long for a long time?

Tails: 40% says you'll still be yourselves...60% says your mood and maturity will change, it's higher if you do certain activites, like playing house...or playdoh.

Rouge: What if I said Sonic and Amy are playing house?

Tails: Make sure Sonic doesn't do anything stupid.

Sonic: Hey Amy...

Amy: What?

Sonic: We've been living together for awhile now so....(grabs a rock) will you marry me?

Amy: Oh yes!

Rouge: Do you call proposing with a rock stupid?

Tails: Don't tell me he did...

Rouge: He did.

Tails: To who?

Rouge: His girlfriend, I mean fiancee, Amy.

Tails: We'll save them in a second.....

Cream: Did Sonic propose to Amy with a rock and his whole life is in jeopardy?

Tails: Uh, yes. How did-

Cream: Joined the mafia....

In another kindergarten room:

Silver: Blaze, I got an idea.

Blaze: What?

Silver: Let's bolt out of here during snack time.

Blaze: Good idea. You're cute, you know that?

Silver: WHAT?

Blaze: Uh! Nothing!(nervously laughs)

Random Kid1: You got a dot!

Random Kid2: Is that sauce?

Blaze: No, watch this.(makes fire appear in her hand and it's so hot, it's bluish whitish.)

Random Kid3: You're weird!

Blaze is very upset, for everyone from her town used to be mean except for Marine and Silver.

Silver: Don't make fun of her or I'll blast you off to the Principal's office!!

The kids stop and play with clay.

Blaze: Th-thanks...

Tails(in disguise as Blaze's parent and Silver's parent with Shadow in the middle and Knuckles walking them) comes in.

Mr. disguise: I'd like to pick up my children Blaze and Silver. They have a dentist appointment.

Teacher: Okay..

Blaze: T-....okay....

Shadow: I'm the head this time for Sonic's room!!

Knuckles: What about me??

Everyone: You'll be fine...

Mr. Disguiser: I'd like to pick up a Sonic, Amy, and Rouge.

Sonic: I don't want to come.

Amy: Yeah, we haven't finalized the marriage.

Rouge: I'm ready to get out of this wackoplace.

They dragged Amy and Sonic out of the classroom.

Blaze: How will they be normal?

Tails: Any ideas?

Knuckles: We dissect them!

Shadow: ....You're the smart one Tails.

Tails: I think if we hit them with enough force..

Silver and Blaze combined their powers(Blaze=fire & Silver=psychic) and hit them.

Sonic: What was that for?! Where am I?

Amy: Weren't we at the icecream shop?

Tails: Let's use this ray in reverse.

Shadow: When did you grab Eggman's ray?

Tails:....Does that matter?

Knuckles: Um, yes?

Tails: I stole it....for my reasons...

Ch.1(FINNALLY!!!) Sonic versus Shadow: The Fight for Amy

Valentine's day has hit the town. AS usual, it's on a school day.

Shadow: Who are giving a valentine to?

Knuckles: Vanilla, Tikal, Rouge, Shade.....

Cream: That's my mom weirdo..and Tikal is realted to you I think.

Knuckles: THEY'RE MINE!!

Tails: Cosmo.

Sonic: The plant girl...you're inlove with a plant??

Tails: Oh Shut up....she totally digs me! She's the only girl who loves me!! The rest love you!

Sonic: I wasn't sure about it...but Amy....

Shadow: You can't.

Sonic: You ain't cupid so I can.

Shadow: I'M giving one to Amy.

Sonic: NO, I AM!

Amy: What're you guys talking about??

Cosmo: Are you guys fighting?

Tikal: I think they are.

Rouge: Knuckles, you're eating yellow snow. That is gross.

Knuckles: Tastes weird....

Sonic: We aren't. We're discussing the Valentines Party and which girl they'll make us give it to.

Tails: Giving a guy a card from a dude is not wrong.

Shadow: ....I think it is. I'm gonna buy more soup at Walmart.

At school:

Sonic: Tails, I need to give Amy my card before Mr.Emo.

Cream: Why does everyone call Shadow emo?

Tails: They just do...and then do it right now.

Sonic: I wanna come out strong...unlike Knux.

Knuckles: Here you go madamousille..

Rouge: ......This is worse than your pick up line...

Tails: Well, give her flowers!

Sonic: I thought that would offend you since your-

Tails: Just SHUT UP! and do it...

Sonic: Where will I find flowers?

Cream: What you need to be worried about is finding the ones she likes and getting to recess.

Sonic: I bet she likes Daisys!!

Cream: Roses.

Sonic: Why those?

Cream: Just find some!!

Sonic found some roses in the 4th grader's gardens that took the whole summer to grow and picked them. They weren't happy when they found out.

Sonic: I am one smart dude..

Shadow: Hope she likes chocolates...dark chocolates

Classroom:

Eggman: Do your stupid valetine exchange....

Sonic: Hey Amy-

Shadow: Hey Amy-

Amy: Yeah?

Sonic: I wanted to give you-

Shadow: Some choclates, dark choclates.

Amy: Thanks Shadow..

Sonic: I have flowers!

Amy: Thanks Sonic! These are my favorites.

Shadow: Don't forget my card.

Sonic: And mine!

Cream:(sitting on desk) I love to see them fight....don't you?

Amy: Um, what about my valentine to you??

Sonic: so which one?

Shadow: Dark or original?

Sonic: or me?

Shadow: You're original....

Amy: Um......which one.....which one....

After 6 tense moments:

Amy: I choose........................................................

Sonic: Me?

Shadow: Me?

Amy: Sonic.

Sonic: WOO-HOO!!

Shadow: Hmph, I'm still popular and I have Rouge!

Amy: .....Sonic, did you open your card?

Sonic: Oh, ....Dear Sonic, Hope you have a Valentine's day full of love. From Amy, XOXOX?

Sonic: What does XOXOX mean?

Amy: Kisses and hugs, kisses and hugs, and the last X means you have to kiss me.

Sonic: Is that tradition??

Amy: Yes.

Sonic: Not to break tradition-Ahhhh!

Amy: Sonic? All I did was kiss you.

Sonic: Can't.....feel......face....

Tails: I....feel...your....pain....

Cream: That's for giving me a card too!!

Tails: See??

Sonic: Mine's worse.

Ch.2 The Super Hard Test