Roleplay:The Wal-Mart Wars

It's a roleplay where canon and fanon characters both work and shop at WalMart.

Rules

 * No harrassment
 * keep the language to a minimum.
 * No godmodding
 * no Trolls
 * no vandals
 * No extreme romance(kissing and flirting are okay)
 * Keep questions on the talk page.
 * Dont ask about playing
 * Have fun!

[edit] Players
Heroes Canon Characters  Villains  Any canon characters can be played by anyone! Just no fanon characters.
 * Mazda, Alice, and Ray played by Wh!te$tar
 * Gale the Hedgehog (played by User:Gale the Hedgehog)
 * Charger: the Hedgechilla (played by User:Gale)
 * Endac the Hedgehog (played by SHADOW THE HEDGHOG) and lets not forget his pokemon and his 4 dragons now
 * Lightning "Selenia" the hedgehog (2315)
 * Dusk the Hedgehog (SHADOW)
 * Hood the Hedgehog (SHADOW)
 * Caden the Chao (Endac's chao) (still SHADOW)
 * Gwen the Mouse (Gwen)
 * Skully & Mortis (Gwen)
 * Drathradien the Darkhog(Played by NightFreak)
 * Isaih the Angelhedgefox and Skylar the Chao (Draon029)
 * Isabella the Angelfox and Izzy J the Chao (Draon029)
 * Renegade the Hedgemorph and Shapeshifter the Chao (Draon029)
 * road runner the hedgehog
 * Zulto the Hedgehog (came to give his sister a visit, nearly done with training)
 * Rapid The Hedgehog
 * Meg the Hedgewolf (1LugiaLover)
 * Greg the Chameleon (1LugiaLover)
 * Phaaze the Hedgecat(makuta294)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Silver the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Shadow the Hedgehog played by anyone
 * Tails played by anyone.
 * Chip played mainly by 1LugiaLover
 * Dr. Eggman played by anybody
 * Bane the Morph (played by User:Gale)
 * Customers played by anybody. >:)
 * Cutlass the Hedgefox (Draon029)
 * trever the hedgehog
 * Krinkinko the Hedgehog (Played by Sonicfan919 (but does he really want to destroy Walmart?))
 * Droget the Frog (Played by Sonicfan919 (he's just following his best bud kink))
 * Fa-La-Stu the Echidna (Played by sonicfan919)

Roleplay
Mazda: Man Ray. Thanks to you, now we need money to fix that school! (puts blue vest over olive green shirt) I hope you're happy.

Ray: Meh, it wasn't my fault. Those kids were askin' for trouble...

Alice: *sigh* Let's just get this over with. (takes happy face stickers) I'll be in gardening!

(at the front)

Sonic: Is this it?!? IS THIS THE PLACE!?!

Anouncer: Half price on chili dogs, isle twelve.

Sonic: Yes!!!!

Shadow: i'll take spicy chilidogs................*rushes off in the same direction as sonic*

Endac: hey Mazda when did you get a job here?

Mazda: The same day Ray plowed an airliner through a school gymnasium. -_-"

Selenia: *appears* Hello ladies and gentlemen and the stupid red and black idiot brother hog

(from far off she hears) Shadow: thats not funny

Mazda: (walk away) Sorry guys....some two year old puked in toys. T^T

Selenia: I have to work here too...Luvenia destroyed the white house for not giving her pizza...-_-

Endac: well atleast we're working with people we know right

Ray: That's.............sweet! Was there destruction!?! nAnd smoke! And-

Alice: Ray! (shuts his mouth with happy face sticker) Remember your therapy! *to Selenia* Sorry. After he joined Eggman, Ray realized how much he loves destruction. Hense the airliber and the gym.

Selenia: I know how you feel...Luvenia's more hyper then Ray once She saw him destroy stuff...

Alice: Oh wel....

Anouncer: Will the nearest employee please report to the games isle?

Ray: (tears sticker off, leaving a red circle) I'll get it! (runs almost as fast as Sonic)

Gale and Charger: here for duty *put on vests and head to work at the deli*

Isaih: *Apears with Isabella and their chaos on their shoulders* Hey guys, what up?

runner:*walks in and instanly head for the gaming isle*

Alice: (takes anouncer thingy) Ray!!!! You're supposed to work cash register! Tails is working games!

Endac: i'm going to go stock the game isle with my new game of J *walks off*

Drathradien:(walks in goes to the bathroom)

Mazda: Poor guy. Probably hasn't seen that bathroom yet........

Selenia: Great...my boyfriends brother is here...

Drathradien:(from the bathroom)I HEARD THAT!

Isaih: Hey Alice, got anything specific for Izzy and I?

Alice: You should try the auto garage. I hear they need some extra hands. Selenia, I think you'd do well in hunting. >:)

runner:hmmm,where is it *searching through the games*

Gale: (at the Deli) Charger hand me the.............Charger what are you doing

Charger: *holding Endacs chao over the deli slicer* uuuuuh..................................nothing

Endac: *Stocking the shelves with his knew game of J's racing called "J the Hedgehog: Riding Wind*

(Light: what Alice mean?)

Selenia: Sure :)

Gale: Charger your the head mechanic remeber

Charger: oh yeah ok well bye *sets down Caden and runs off

Drathradien:(comes out of the bathroom and goes to the hunting section)

Caden: *cries wavind his arms up and down and banging his feet on the corner wailing for Endac* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCC

Alice: I'll be in gardening with Cream.

(bring in the customers. ;~;)

Customer: hello? are you open?

Mazda: We're a 24/7 store. Of course we're freakin' open.

Customer: well then I'll just take my money to K-Mart if your going to be so rude to me.

runner:*grabs sonic and sega all stars racing*ill take this one

Selenia: *in hunting section* Mazda your so crazy...

Gale: *Watches Darth and Selenia from afar* (whispers) i got your back Cous'. He hurts you i'm coming \=I

trever:*in the hunting section,sees runner,then grabs a gun* just hold still *aims for him*

Drathradien:(looking at amunition then goes to selenia)You got amo for miniguns?

Shadow: *in hunting section* =D Shotgun (stares at an advanced Shotgun)

Selenia: Yes we do ^_^ *goes and gets amo for miniguns* there you go

Drathradien:(pays selenia)

Alice: (on announcer to shadow) Our fully manned and loaded battleships ate now 75 percent off! the fleet must go!

Shadow: I LOVE WALMART (rushes at top speed to the fleet)

Charger: *in the Auto shop section* Well Im open and ready for business a full repair is $50.00, a new engine 25.00, ana a ne..................*looks over at K-Mart and see's 5 enemies go in* oh $*** *talks into microphone* Mazda Ray every employee we've got evil company working at K-Mart

trever:*shoots runner*

runner:*ducks* havnt got me yet trever,and never will *runs*

Selenia: Thank you brother, please come again *to trever* you better buy that if you wanna use it!

Charger: Employee's we have a enemy of walmart in the hunter section take up any weapons available and hunt him down*grabs a nail gun* this will do perfectly *heads inside*

trever:hmhp,fine *pays her* itll be worth it *goes after runner*

Mazda: What happened?!?

Charger: an Employee of K-Mart our hated Rival is in the Hunter section of this Wal-Mart Shooting at customers so i grabed this nail gun and im going to go get him out or kill him *runs off*

Selenia:....*does something random* Splunger!

(meanwhile in games)

Annoying customer: You dare call this a game collection? I onlyt plsay hardcore games like Halo and Warcraft for hardecore gamers such as myself.

Tails: It's what we've got.

Customer: I demand ypou bring me better games!

Tails: Oh boy.......

runner:umm,how much for this game

Tails: Twenty dollars sir.

Customer: I'll tae that. (swaps game) Nobody gets to buy anything until I see a better game!

Tails: You do that and I'll call Amy from gardening!

Selenia: *snatches game from Costumer and scans it for Runner* 15 dollars

runner:ok *pays her*thanks

Customer: I'm going to k-mart.....(stomps off)

Tails: Thanks Selenia.

(meanwhile with Ray)

Ray: IT SAYS FOUR DOLLARS FOR THE CANTELOPE! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

Blaze: AND I'M TELLINGT YOU IT SAID TWO DOLLARS!!!

Ray: I SWEAR I'LL CALL SECURITY ON YOU!!!

(In the costume section)

Little girl Customer: I wanna pwincess dwess!

Gwen: For the last time, we don't have any princess costumes!

Girl: But I want it!

Gwen: *Sigh*

runner:having a bit of trouble gwen

Gwen: Yea, this lil brat won't settle for anything other than a "Pwincess Dwess".

runner:hmmm,maybe i could help

Selenia: *in her section*

Mazda: (runs in) Selenia! grab the battleships and tanks................and shadow! We're attacking K-mart!

Selenia: DAs long as Im not bored! *grabs what was said*

Gale: Awesome (takes his knives and runs off)

Charger: Nail Guns for everyone (passes out nail guns and takes 2 for himself)

(at K-mart)

Dr. Eggman: So, they want to play? Well, we'll just have to play back, won't we my dear?

???girl: Yes Doctor. Then.......he'll be all mine...............


 * Meanwhile*

Gwen: Woohoo! *Swings by on a rope in a pirate costume*

Selenia: I don't think it's a good idea though...

Shadow: charge man CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGE (8 battle ships charge towards K-Mart)

Gwen: Yea, it may not be such a great plan guys....

Charger: Your going down this time Bane *pulls out his Chaos Dao's* I am Captain Charger *is in pirate costume* HA HA HA *hardy evil laugh*

???: Well, well, well; if it isnt my favorite sister working at Walmart.

runner:*is on a water bike like the wave cyclone*

Mazda: Yargh. I haven'ty done this since 1865.....186...oh crap.

???girl: Oh Sonic: (princess Elise in old timey clothing) I'll be plunderin' your booty!

Sonic: Eeeep!

Selenia: Mazda...*hold him close to choking* Have I've ever told you how much I love you like a brother?!

Gwen: Sweet! I set a pirate trend!

Skully: Yo ho ho and a barrel of fun!

Mazda: I know....Selenda! XD

Sonic: Elise! I'm outta here!

Elise: (swings from rope) I'll alwaus find you Sopnic!

runner:*cuts the rope* *puts on eyepatch*

Selenia: *gives Mazda a dirty look* you love that page, dont you?

Zulto: *uses powers and uses it to fling Elise to another Isle* Hey Sis [Selenia]...Ive nearly completed my training..and I missed you sooooo much! *hugs her*

Mazda: (puts on Jack Sparrow cosplay) Now where's the rum Mates!?!

Selenia: Hey Zulto! *to Mazda* Mazda im gonna slap you...*mysterious smile*

Gwen: *Slaps Mazda* Me too! I love that movie!

runner:im not good at pretending to be a pirate

Mazda: (shoots Elise) Parlay!

Eggman: You called? (brings Eggman fleet.)

Gwen: Well, Eggman's no Davey Jones, but he'll do.

Elise: I'VE HAD IT! I'M BLOODY TIRED OF RUN SOAKES, DIRTY PIRATES!!! (takes out machine gun) Now surrender my Sonic!

Charger: (fires nail gun at Bane. wounds him and starts battleing with his Chaos Dao's)

Selenia: Heheh...

Gwen: Wow, you really are some fangirl Elise.

Mazda: I wash myself of this weirdness! (takesw bombs and destroy eggman fleet!

Eggman: Fine! We'll return to our stores and resume at dawn!

Ray: Agreed!

Elise: *gasp* Oh Ray!!!!!

Gwen: Hey look! My monkey! *The monkey jumps on her shoulder*

Selenia: *slaps Ray*

runner:uhhh gwen,why do you have a monkey

Gwen: I like monkeys! And my Skeleton Crew! xD

Alice: *slaps Elise*

Mazda: You'll always remember this as trhe day you almopst defeated Mazda the Hedgehog!!!! (splash of watrer)

runner:......

Shadow: hello and welcome to walmart

Endac: uuuuuuhhhhh hi shadow

Shadow: guess what your getting a job here.....now

Endac: aaaaawww i was gonna play the new video game i made for J with him today

part 2
Gwen: Ya know Mazda, no offense but you as Jack sorta wierds me out...

Selenia: Lets just call it a day...

Mazda: Let's skip that! We need to keep those customers happy and defeat K-mart! I say, half man the guns, the other half deal with customers!

Ray: DESTRUCTION!

Alice: (slpas him with smile stickers) I'll defend the gardening center.

Gwen: Sorry guys, I'm dead.

runner:see ya guys *goes home*

Selenia: I'll be at the hunting section...If you need me just call...

Drathradien(in the hunting section, talking with some girls)

Mortis: *Goes up to Mazda* Do ya fear death?

Mazda: I'm 2000 years old. I aint scared of you wipper snappers!

Mortis: That was a joke.

Selenia: Wow Mazda...just wow...*bursts into laughter*

Mazda: You kids sand you Face books and the Twitter! (shakes fiust) Oh well. I'll be dealing with customers.

(everyone. play the most annoting customers you can so we can kill them!)

Skully: *Shakes head sadly* You cosplay as Jack yet you don't know Davey Jones' famous quote.

Mazda: I know the quote, I'm just not afraid of death. I'm already an angel, so no worrties.

Selenia: Oh, Im sorry Mazda, I guess you don't know I have almost the same age of you when Im in my dragon form!

Mazda: No worries. I'll be with customers.

Selenia: *sighs* Please don't call me if there is a kid vomiting somewhere...I will slap you...*walks off to the hunting section*

(everyone, be the most annoying customers posibble! We're gonna kill 'em!)

runner:*comes back* so what do we do now

Kid: Do you have any candy, Mister Mazda?!

(Then, from an isle just beside them, there is a huge explosion and canned food flies everywhere. Kairu the Hedgehog walks out with a smug look on his face.)

Kairu: Cleanup on Aisle 7!

Mazda: There's candy at eacxh isle. Just ask youre moomy.

Kid: What kind of candy?!

runner:go check

(In the costume department)

Gwen: FOR THE LAST STINKEN TIME WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PRINCESS COSTUMES!!!

Mazda: Go with your mom and find out. I gotta clean up aisle 7...........

runner:im bored *gets a new,nerf stampede*

Kid: MEANY! *Kicks Mazda in the shin*

Mazda: (takes scythe) You whipper snapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: Im gonna sue you!

runner:*shoots kid with nerf gun* get over it

Mazda: Try it and I'll counter sue trhen burn your house!

(Mazda's scythe explodes. Then there's a huge explosion in every aisle.) Kairu: Cleanup on Aisle everywhere! BOOM! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Rapid: I'm here to sign up. *sees the mess*... ... ............

Kid: MOOMY!!!

Mom: How dare you threaten us!

Mazda: Security! (takes family away)

Rapid: ...*Goes up to Mazda* Um... Excuse me but can you tell me how to sign up?

Mazda: The sign up center. It's right over ther. (points) Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta clean up grafitti on the store wall.

Drathradien:(goes to sign up center)I'd like to apply

Selenia: Ill go clean that up..Try to help this little girl to find a movie

Maqzda: Not another one.....

Selenia: Do you wanna beat that K-Mart? Then help...*puts arm on his shoulder* And please be nice

Mazda: Ugh......what movie d'ya want?

runner:so what do i do

Rapid: *signs up* Ok so do I get to work here? Or do I wait? Little girl: *behind Selenia* he's scawy...

Selenia: There there, He's a really nice person...*looks at Mazda with a "you better not screw this up" look* He will help you, Now if you excuse me...*walks off to clean*

Girl:...

Endac: *finishes with his game sotcking and looks around*....... wtf did i miss

Charger: (walks in coverd in ketchup and brusies)Ow help i am covered in ketchup because of Elise and o yeah i need some more nails it toke all 15 i had to knock out Eggman so i could leave

Mazda: Wash up in the back, then help man the guns. I've gotta deal whith whiny four year olds..........

Gwen: Hey Mazda, ya know since I started the pirate theme I'm technically captain ^^

Mazda: I think the boss is captain, since they own the store....

(guess who owns the store. XD)

Girl: Uh mister....?

Mazda: Yeah???

runner:hey,mazda,wheres your boss

Girl: Can you pwease help me?

Gwen: We oughta have a voting for captain.

runner:who is the boos anyways

Mazda:.............Espio....And the owner of K-Mart is none other than................the Tails Doll!!!!!!!

Girl: EEP!

Gwen: My sister's best friends with Espio!

runner:never wouldve guess espio

Gale: (walks in in the same beat down state as Charger was) I know where to go *limps past Selenia's post and then falls over* Ow

Girl: *runs off*


 * The next day*

Krinkinko: *Bursts through the automatic doors then walks in a slow motion fashion*

Fa-La-Stu: *whispering*We look stupid doing this kink.

Krinkinko: Heh, deal with it now recite our lines.

Droget: On it! *he rushes to the toy section*

Fa-La-Stu: G.U.N.'s gonnah' kill us for this.

Krinkinko: No they won't. *He rushes to each isle gathering weird items like baking powder, killer venus fly traps and cookies.*

Fa-La-Stu: *Hands about 3,000 dollars to the cashier* Okay this should be enough to pay for all our items. *In her head:But not nearly as much money we need to pay for all the damage were about to do.*

Krinkinko: Okay I think I have all the items. *Whispering* Mission: Terminate Wal-Mart all ready it's time to rock and roll!

Mazda: (takes scythe) Sorry, but the only thing that's gonna get terminated is your dignity! I suggest you leave before I pound your skulls in! Oh yeah, and have a nice day.

Rapid: *sigh* I'm bored. *In a corner by himself feeling lonely*

Chip: *flies up to Mazda* hello, i would like to apply for a job in the candy department,

Mazda: Uhhhhhhhhh, sure. Just go over there and ask. (poiints to sign up booth)

Rapid: *walking around looking for entertainment and attention* Sigh...

Phaaze:*signs up for an application and walks up to Mazda* is there a Mining secter here where people go to buy mining equipment because I won't to work there?

Mazda: It's Wal Mart. We've got a section for everything. Just check between Military Equipment and Famous Monuments. It's easy to find if you take a right at Lumber.

Krinkinko: Oh if your going to terminate me your going to have to catch me first. *He then opens a bag of powder and throws it on the floor substituting as a ske bomb he then reapears on a shelf.

Droget: Clean up on isle 11 heh heh!

Mazda: (thinking)''I can't keep this place in shape and fight them at the same time. Kssaaaaaa''.......

Alice: (jumps in) Relax Mazda! I think the flowers'll be just fine! (chases Krinkinko)

Mazda: Right.......

Rapid: *walks up to Mazda nervously* H-h-h-hi-i. *sweating nervously*

Mazda: Uh, hi?

(meanwhile)

Alice: (trowing smiley stickers like frisbees and slashing with her fans) You don't stand a chance Krinkinko.

Rapid: *runs away slam into Krinkinko* Ooops Sorry! *gets hit inbetween his eyes with a frisbee an is knocked out cold*

Alice: Let me tell you now, these fans aren't for slashing prices! Not, you K-mart scum...(takes battle stance)...welcome to Wal-Mart! (charges at him)

[a bunch of space pirates come in and are heading to the mining department]

Selenia: Uh....I leave for one day and there is chaos...weird...

[at the mining department]

Phaaze:That will be $1000000000 for the Phazon

Space pirate leader:Thanks here's the money*hands money*Now we can beat the Galatic Federation.

Rapid: *goes to Selenia trying not to act like a fool* Uhh... H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hh-h-h-hi! *runs but slips on wet paint and falls and breaks his left and right leg*

Selenia: Okay Mr, Iet me heal now...*heals Rapid's legs*

Phaaze:The Galactic Federation will probably come after me since I supplied the space pirates with Phazon. Oh well. Who else wants phazon?

Rapid: *trying not to blush but does* I'm R-Rapid the Hedgehog. I'm a total clutz around people I don't know *blushes EXTREMLY* Uhh.... Would you- Never mind it's a dumb question... * walks away slowly.

Selenia: *gets in front* Well, let me introduce myself! My name is Lightning "Selenia" the hedgehog, very nice to meet you

Rapid: *blushes EVEN MORE* Nice t-t-to m-meet y-you t-to! *blushes so mush his whole face is red and is sweating nervously*

Selenia: You work here?

Ray: (walks in) *sigh* I finally delt with those annoying....oh, Hey Selenia. Man, you've got no idea what I just went through.

Selenia: Ya know, if you called me, I could've helped...[sweatdrop]

Ray: Uh, no. I just spent four hours trying to find Vector a computer room. -_-#

Phaaze:Maybe I can make red phazon though that useually kills people more than blue phazon.

Selenia: Uh...wow...

Ray: (crying onher shoulder) I couldn't get him to say yes or no!!! *sobs* All he kept saying was find the freain' computer room! I hate this job!

Phaaze:Can I go on my break? I just sold blue Phazon to some space pirates for $1000000000 and I need to see if I can make red phazon.

Selenia: There there...*pats his head* why don't you destroy something, like destroy the CVS pharmacy over there, that might help you...

Mazda: Go ahead Phaaze.

Ray: Okay. I'll go shoot at Kmart.

Part 3
(be more randopm! mwahahaha!!)

(LOL! ME LIEK RANDOM! >8D)

Selenia: Poor rapid, I wonder though...

Phaaze:(makes an underground labratory under Wal-Mart and entrice is in the Mining sector)

Selenia: *in her section, some boys come in and start to flirt with her*

Boy 1: So when do you get off?

Selenia: I dunno...

Boy 2: *starts to stroke her hair* you wanna come with us?

Selenia: Eww! *slaps his hand off* No thank you!

Boy 3: *grabs her hand* Cmon, it'll be fun...

Selenia: *growls* I said, no thank you...