Talk:Omono the Red Panda

Omono meets Ryu
Ryu: He seems like a bit of a jerk....

Omono:But, I'm a rich jerk

Ryu:Does your money love you back?

Omono:*Places his hand on Ryu's back*I prefer a more intimate affair...

Ryu:*Hisses at him*

Omono:Someone's a bit testy. All that hero business must put a real stress on your back. Nothing a few hours in the covers couldn't fix. *Kisses her hand*

Ryu:*Snatches her hand away* I'm taken

Omono: Ooh, taken. You, him, and I could have a magnificent private "party".

Ryu:My boyfriend isn't a filthy lecher like you.

Omono:I'd hardly call myself filthy. After all protection and cleanliness is my top priority.

Ryu:Hmmph!

Omono:How could you dney yourself something so....delicious.

Ryu:I'm NOT into sex

Omono:*Laughs* Th-that's a hoot *Laughs louder* No-not into *Laughs more*

Ryu:*Grabs Omono by the shirt*Not.Into.Sex

Omono:Shame, now Pedro will have to burn this outfit. I was planning on taking him into my chambers and exploring the caverns that are that young man's body. *Looks at Ryu* I advise you to unhand me, before things get nasty. Unless that's how the kitty likes to play...?

Ryu:*Demonic Voice* I suggest you change your opinion towards women from now on!

Omono:*Laughs* Why it's not just women, love. I am an omnipotent person, with an omnisexuality. I see only physical beauty not gender. The pleasures of both sexes are so diverse, yet set incredibly splendorous. Whether the lucious body of a man, or the tender and delicate hourglass that is a woman's body. It matters not to me.