Roleplay:Joeplay

Joe. A normal name given to a very abnormal thing. This roleplay is being created to find out just what they are, where they came from, and who to blame for creating them.

(Artemis: I also had a few optional goals...

see what happens when Kyle meets Boom, Detonation, or Explosion Joes. Or maybe even a Prank Joe.

Cause havoc with the Mimic or Copycat Joes.

If Cameron joins, see if the Glacian Nation can handle a Joe onslaught.

Have fun!)

Players
(Veteran users preferred)


 * Xabior
 * Artemis
 * Hunter
 * Ryushu

Rules
As the normal KT-UC rules. Just one mroe thing. All problems go to me, and please don't keep playing if I'm not there. Just pause it.

Part 1

 * (alright, somebody start!)
 * (will do! :3)

Hunter: (Wandering around in a mountain valley, Dalton and Wolfgang following him)

Dalton: So what its it we're supposed to be looking for?

Hunter: I dunno, something abnormal I guess.

[they realize they're being followed]

Wolfgang: (turns around) ?

(behind them is a pale, white...thing)

Dalton: What the heck is that?

Hunter: Something abnormal...

(To Dalton, it is ever so slightly reminiscent of TLB. The kind of feeling you get when you can tell that the same person who created it had a hand in creating the other)

???:.....

Dalton: ... I suggest we walk away slowly...

Wolfgang: Why's that?

Hunter: Afraid of it?

Dalton: Not of it, but of what it might start doing...

Wolfgang: Eh?

Dalton: ... Remember how Alyssa and I got together..?

Hunter: Yeah, why?

Dalton: That... thing, reminds me of the robot that stuck us together.

Wolfgang: ... And that's a bad thing?

Dalton: TBL was under remote control of Justin, at the time. Whenever it's not under control......... things get...... complicated.

Hunter: I don't get it...

Wolfgang: Me either...

Dalton: Mark my words, this thing will bring nothing but trouble...

Hunter: Ok. (starts carving the words into a nearby tree)

Dalton: (facepalms, thinking) They just don't get it...

Red: O.O *see's Hunter carving the words and gives a questioning look* ??

Hunter: (doesn't notice Red)

(The thing walks right up to Dalton, so that te brim of the little gray cap touches him, and stops)

Dalton: O_O ...

..........

Dalton: (takes a step back)

..........

Wolfgang: ... I think it likes you.

Dalton: That's what I'm afraid of! >_<

Joe:*steps up to him again*

Dalton: (backs up again)

Joe:*steps up*

Dalton: What do you want with me?!

Joe:......

Dalton: What?!

Joe:.....

Dalton: ......

Joe:.....*pokes him*

Dalton: ?

Joe:....

Dalton: (looks to the others) Uhhhh...

Wolfgang: (having gotten bored, he's now playing Amadeus)

Hunter: (still carving stuff into the tree) ^_^

Dalton: -_-' ...

Joe:......

Dalton: (looks back at the Joe) ...

Joe:....*about now, he realizes there's no face, just a blank white sphere for a head*

Dalton: ... Weird...

Joe:*staring...if it indeed is...at Dalton*

Dalton: ...... (takes another step backwards)

Joe:*steps up again*

[A small yawn is heard, and Mysteryn, somehow, crawls out of Amadeus]

Wolfgang: Eh..? (looks down) O_O What is it with things and resting in my guitar!?

Dalton: (looks over) Awww... :3

Mysteryn:*pads it's way over, looks at the Joe, and pounces on top of it*

Dalton: !

Joe:*apparently doesn't notice*

Mysteryn:*starts clawing the hat*

Dalton: (grabs Mysteryn off the Joe)

Mysteryn:Myaaa..

Dalton: (to Mysteryn) Do you want to anger it?

Mysteryn: MYA!

Dalton: ?

[Meanwhile, with the Random Rangers...]


 * (Let's test poor Liney's memory.)
 * (Ryu-XD)

(A Condiment Joe walks up to them... proffering BBQ sauce, apparently)

Linebeck: Is that...BBQ sauce...?!

Condiment Joe:*walks straight between Kotuu and Linebeck*

Linebeck: .......*faints*

Kotuu: ?

Condiment Joe:*offers it to Ryushu*

Ryu: Why sure. ^^

Condiment Joe: *squirts it in her face*

Ryu: AAUUUUGH!! DX

Albus: *snickering*

Condiment Joe: *squirts Shanoa with mustard*

Shanoa: HEY!!

Albus: *starts laughing*

Condiment Joe: *Opportunistically shoots a sauce in Albus' mouth made of extremely hot peppers*

Albus: !!!! [starts spitting and coughing up sauce] DX

Condiment Joe: *claps it's hands, as if amused*

Kotuu: Weird ball-robot thing...

Condiment Joe: *offers Kotuu BBQ sauce...just as Linebeck wakes up*

Linebeck: Uuuurrrgh.....[sees Kotuu being offered BBQ sauce] ._."

Red: !!! *trys to break for it*

Condiment Joe: *looks at Linebeck. about now, the notice it actually doesn't have a face...*

Linebeck: WHAT ARE YOU, YOU EVIL THING?!

Kotuu: Uhh...[takes BBQ sauce] Thanks...?


 * (Artemis: I missed ya, Shu. I can't wait to start coming back regularly. ^_^)
 * (Ryu-Same here ^^)

Conidiment Joe: *points at Linebeck*

Kotuu: Uhhh...?

Linebeck: [Gets up and runs away screaming]

Condiment Joe: *takes out dill relish, and aims it at Albus*

Albus: [Panting from the spicy sauce] ]X

(the Condiment Joe squirts on him at the same time a Grill Joe, behind him, claps his tail in it's tiny portable grill)

Albus: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHHH!!!

Shanoa: Pfffft XD

Ryu: *ROTFLOL*

(The Condiment Joe walks off, but the Grill Joe decides to use spices)

Albus: [Runs around in circles] AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!

Grill Joe: *apparently satisfied, it lets go... and then clamps Ryu's tail*

Ryu: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Grill Joe: *if it had a mouth, it would be laughing. Ryu's tail catches on fire*

Ryu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!! [runs around in circles]

Shanoa: [Chasing her, firing balls of water (Unda Glyphs) at her] Hold still so I can put it out!!

Grill Joe: (stops, takes something off the grill, and throws it, a steak, at Kotuu)

Kotuu: Huh? [is hit in the face with the steak] !!

Grill Joe: *whips the steak back onto it's grill with a cord*