Fanfiction:The Goddess of Destruction Part 5

''Last time, on The Goddess of Destruction, Knuckles and Wechnia, after obtaining the Fire Element Chaos Ring, began fleeing from the erupting volcano shortly after Scorch and Robotnik did. On their way out, they ended up running into their comrades, Espio, Charmy, Vector, and Splash, who also came to look for the Chaos Ring. In order to stop the lava flow and buy themselves the time they needed to escape, Splash used her hydro powers to push the lava back, while everyone else used the debris caused by the earthquakes to block the magma and prevent it from following them during their escape.''

''After they managed to successfully flee from the volcano, the Chaotix Detective Agency and Splash explained the situation to Knuckles and Wechnia, and the two of them agreed to take part in tracking down the rest of the Elemental Chaos Rings in order to stop Dr. Robotnik's deadly new creation, EG-005 from coming to life, as well as rescuing Slush from her captivity within another dimension. Before they had the chance to begin their search for the other six, Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper and Bean the Dynamite stole both the Fire Ring and the emerald detector right from under their noses. Naturally, the heroes began chasing the two criminals down, but unfortunately for them, they ended up falling into a trap.''

''Will Knuckles and company be able to climb out of the trench in time before the thieves make their escape? Find out in this exciting chapter of Knuckles' Chaotix: Elements of Power, Episode 3: The Goddess of Destruction!''

Bean: *Stops*

Nack: Huh? Whadda ya stoppin' for?

Bean: I just thought I'd give them a little going away present before we left. *Takes out a bomb, lights the fuse, and walks over to the hole*

Nack: HAHAHAHA! Yeah, yeah! Go for it!

Bean: DYNAMITE POWER! *Drops it in there*

After dropping the bomb in the hole, Splash quickly fired a hydro blast from the palm of her hand and reflected the bomb back to Bean, causing it to blow up right in his face.

Bean: UHHHH! *Gets blackened up*

Nack: Here, lemme give it a shot! *Walks over to the hole, takes out his gun, and aims it down at them*

Charmy: AAAAHH! HE'S GONNA SHOOT US!

Nack: HAHAHAHA! Reflect 'DIS one if ya can, chumps! *Starts firing at them*

*They start dodging*

Nack: Hold still already, so I could blow ya freakin' brains out!

Vector: What? Are you freakin' serious? Do you REALLY expect us to just sit here 'n' let you shoot us? You can't be THAT much've a moron, can ya?

Nack: Ah, shaddap! *Aims his gun and continues firing at them*

*They continue dodging the blasts, and Nack eventually runs out of ammo*

Nack: *Pulls the trigger again, and there's nothing but a clicking sound* Ah, crap! I ran outta ammo again! Why does it ALWAYS gotta happen durin' crucial times like 'dis!?

Bean: I don't know, but you could always reload it again. Since we've already gotten the things we're after, why don't we go ahead and split?

Nack: Good idea.

Just as they were getting ready to run back to their stolen police car, machine gun projectiles were suddenly fired in front of the two crooks, causing them to come to a screeching halt.

Nack: What 'da…!?

Bean: Okay, who's there!? Go ahead and show yourself!

*Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Metal Sonic, and Squash drop down in front of them*

Rouge: Well, well… What have we here? Fang and Bean... We weren't expecting to find the two of you here. Up to no good again, as usual?

Nack: Whetha we are 'r not, it ain't none o' ya bu'iness! Now move outta 'da way, befo'ah I hafta bussa cap 'n all o' yas!

Shadow: First of all, your threats don't intimidate us one bit. Secondly, you're bluffing. Not too long ago, I heard you say that your gun was out of ammo.

Nack: CRAP!

Squash: AH-HA-AH-AH-AH-AH! It's just as the saying goes… The weakest dog ALWAYS barks the loudest!

Bean: …

That has GOT to be the weirdest, creepiest laugh I've EVER heard.

Squash: You don't know HOW tired I am of hearing that.

*All of the Chaotix climb their way out of the trench (minus Charmy and Splash, who hovered out of it)*

Vector: Looks like the jig's up! The two o' you ain't got nowhere else to run now!

Espio: So just quietly hand over both the detector and the Chaos Ring you've taken from us, nice and easy…

Knuckles: Yes, before we have to take them back by force! *Cracks his knuckles*

Nack: Not so fast, chumps! I might've run outta ammo, but 'dat gun ain't 'da only weapon I've got! *Reaches into his holster and takes out a knife* Come any closah, 'n' I'll slice ya 'n' dice ya!

Bean: Plus, I've still got bombs to use and plenty of matches! I'd recommend getting out of the way, unless you'd like a taste of Dynamite Power!

Nack: Yeah, last warnin'!

Shadow: Again, your threats mean nothing to us.

Squash: Yes, especially since we're being threatened by a couple of weaklings.

Nack: You're gonna regret openin' ya yap, ya dumb broad! Leave 'dis one ta me, Bean! I can take 'er on my own.

Bean: Alright, fine. Go ahead.

''With his knife in hand, Nack began charging toward Squash, rapidly swinging it at her. However, the Stone Goddess was able to dodge his attacks with little to no effort.''

Squash: You're too slow! AH-HA-AH-AH-AH-AH! Is that all you've got? You're pathetic!

Nack: Yeah!? I wouldn't get so cocky if I was you, sistah! *Swings it again and ends up slashing her across the face*

Squash: Ahhhhh! *Holds the side of her face as it bleeds a little*

Splash: Squash!

Squash: Don't worry, I'm okay… That was nothing.

Nack: HAHAHAHA! Howda ya like 'dem apples!? Ya got lucky 'dat time, but 'dis time, Ah'mma slice ya freakin' head off!

Squash: Oh, I would LOVE to see you try!

Nack: HAHAHAHAHA! Dodge 'DIS one if ya can!

In an attempt to slice Squash's head off, Nack decided to swing the knife sideways, but Squash quickly ducked underneath it and punched him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

Nack: GAAAAH! *Kneels down and holds his stomach, dropping both his knife and the emerald detector in the process*

Squash: AH-HA-AH-AH-AH-AH! Oh, I'm sorry, what were you saying? Something about slicing my head off, right?

Nack: Ghhh…! You're… You're gonna pay fa 'dat, ya li'l wench! *Reaches for the knife again*

Squash: *Steps on his hand before he has the chance*

Nack: AHHHHH!

Squash: *Grabs him up by the neck* WHAT did you call me!?

Nack: Did I studdah!? *Spits in her face*

Squash: GRRRR! *Proceeds to beat the crap out of him, using her other arm*

Nack: GAAAAAAAH! OW, OW, OWWWW! AH, CRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Charmy: …

Wait, what did he call her? A "wrench"? I don't get it. Why's she so mad about that? I mean, it's not like that made any sense to call her!

Vector: He said "wench", Charmy, not "wrench". They're two different words, 'n' you're too young ta know what the otha one means.

Charmy: No, I'm not! I'm seventeen, remember? Or, at least I WOULD be if something didn't go wrong with that machine at the Newtrogic High Zone!

Vector: Oh, right. I forgot about that.

Squash: *Angrily slams Nack onto the ground*

Nack: AAAAAHHH!

Squash: THAT outta teach you!

Nack: *Bruised up with two black eyes, a bloody nose, and stars going around his head* Did anybody…get 'da numbah…o' 'dat bus…?

Rouge: Fang, Fang, Fang. When will you ever [[:RobotnikStrikesBackPart10.png|learn]? *Picks up the emerald detector and tosses it to Knuckles*

Knuckles: *Catches it* Now, Bean, you're next! You might as well not even TRY getting away, because we've got you surrounded!

Bean: …

Shadow: Yes, and your escape path has been blocked. Even if you were able to somehow get past us and drive off, I could easily slow the car down via Chaos Control.

Bean: …

Rouge: So, what's it going to be?

Charmy: Yeah, what's it going to BEE? *Snickers*

*Everyone (except for Splash) glares at him*

Charmy: Hee hee, sorry! I HAD to do it, I just HAD to!

Nack: *Slowly gets back up and whispers to Bean* Pssst! Yo, I've gotta idea!

Bean: *Whispers back* Alright, what is it?

Nack: You've still got some bombs on ya, right? Well, why don't 'cha use one've 'em ta cloud 'da area wit' a buncha smoke 'n' whatnot? 'Dat way, while 'dese chumps're caught off guard, we'll be able ta shove 'em outta 'da way, get 'n da car, 'n' make our escape! It's eitha 'dat, or you could get 'em wit' knockout gas!

Bean: Sounds like a plan, but you might want to do something about Shadow's emerald, so he can't use Chaos Control.

Nack: Good idea! A'ight, let's do it!

Rouge: …You DO realize I heard everything you said just now, don't you?

Nack: Uh, hoid WHAT? I dunno whatcha talkin' about!

Rouge: There's no use in trying to deny it, you know. I'm a bat, and bats have ultrasensitive hearing.

Nack: CRAP!

Vector: Whadda ya say we just go ahead 'n' jump 'em, like we did last time? *Cracks his knuckles*

Knuckles: I've got no problem with that! *Cracks his, too*

Nack: Bring it on! We'll take on ALL o' yas! *Reaches for his knife*

Bean: *Gets ready to toss one of his bomb* Dynamite Pow-

''Before Nack and Bean had the chance to use their weapons, both groups stampeded towards them and ganged up on them, leaving the two crooks on the ground, beaten up. Shortly afterwards, they ended up getting tossed into the very trench that they dug up.''

Vector: Before pickin' a fight… BEDDAH know who you're up against!

Charmy: Yeah! Better know who you're up against! *Sticks his tongue at them*

Nack: Ghhh…! 'Dis ain't ovah yet, y'hear!? 'Da next time we meet, my gun's gonna be loaded, 'n' when it is, ya beddah say ya prayahs, 'cause Ah'mma pump ya guts full o' lead!

Bean: Yeah, it's either that, or I'll blow you to smithereens!

Wechnia: Whatever. The two of you are nothing but talk. *Picks up the Elemental Chaos Ring*

Shadow: I'll tell you just as I told Mephiles a week ago… There isn't going to BE a "next time" for the two of you.

Nack: Wayda minute, whadda ya sayin'!?

Bean: Let me guess… You're planning on calling the cops on us, right?

Rouge: You guessed it! *Takes out a cellphone and dials 9-1-1-* Hello, police? I'm just calling to let you know that we've found the two criminals that you've been looking for all this time. Hmm? Their names, you said? It's Fang the Sniper and Bean the Dynamite. We've also found the police car they've stolen recently. What's that? You're going to be here in about ten to fifteen minutes? Okay, thank you, bye bye. *Hangs up*

Nack: WHAT!? YOU ratted us out to 'da cops!? Are you kiddin' me!? You're a freakin' hypocrite, ya know 'dat!? You're a jewel thief, yaself, 'n' yet YOU have 'da noive ta be squealin' to 'da cops!?

Knuckles: …

I'd hate to say it, but he's got a point there, Rouge…

Rouge: Oh, come on… Whose side are you on, anyway? Does it not count that I've taken part in saving this world several times?

Knuckles: Um…

Rouge: And besides… *Walks towards Knuckles, gently rubbing his face* I thought you and I had something special?

Knuckles: *Blushes* Uh, well…

Charmy: *Snickers*

Bean: I don't know about you, Nack, but I'm not sticking around until the cops get here! *Starts climbing up*

Nack: You're definitely speakin' my language! Let's bus' outta 'dis joint! *Starts climbing, too*

Squash: *Uses her super strength to lift the police car, and places it over the hole to block their escape*

Nack: AH, DAMN IT!

Vector: Sucks to be you!

Fifteen minutes later…

Cop #1: You two are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and WILL be used against you in the court of law.

*Handcuffs get slapped across their wrists, with their arms tied behind their backs*

Nack: 'Ey, wayda minute! Ain't 'cha gonna arrest HER, too!? *Gestures to Rouge*

Cop #1: …What for?

Bean: Oh, gee, I dunno… Maybe it's because she's a JEWEL THIEF!?

Rouge: HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, wow! I have NO idea what they're babbling about! THEY'RE the criminals, not me!

Nack: 'Ey, you guys! Didn't she preddy much ADMIT ta bein' a jewel thief about fifteen minutes ago!?

…

No, wait… She didn't exactly "admit" it, but she definitely wasn't denyin' it when I brought it up! Am I right!?

Knuckles: Umm, nope.

Nack: Whadda ya talkin' about!? Even YOU agreed wit' me earlia!

Knuckles: I don't know what you're talking about. Did you guys hear anything?

Vector: Nope.

Charmy: Me neither!

Shadow: I heard no such thing.

Omega: Negative.

*Everyone else says something similar*

Bean: WHAT!? Oh, come ON! That's BOGUS!

Nack: Yeah! You guys're nutin' but a buncha stinkin' liars, ya know 'dat!?

Cop #1: Sorry, fellas. For all we know, your claims may very well be true, but there's just no evidence to support it. That's just how the legal system works.

Nack: Yeah!? Well, 'da legal system SUCKS!

Cop #1: But there is, however, more than enough evidence to put the two of YOU away, including your two recent acts of car theft. Take 'em away, boys!

*The Chaotix and company laugh at Nack and Bean as they get dragged to the back of the police car*

Nack: AH, SHADDAP!

*They continue laughing*

Nack: YOU JUST GO AHEAD 'N' KEEP ON LAUGHIN' Y'HEAR!? WE AIN'T GONNA BE GONE FA LONG, 'CAUSE 'DA TWO'VE US 'RE GONNA BREAK OUTTA PRISON! 'N' WHEN WE DO, WE'RE GONNA-

Bean: Oh, will you shut up already!? Didn't you hear what the guy said!? You're only giving them more things to use against us!

*The heroes mockingly wave goodbye to them as the cars drive off*

Vector: Man, now 'DAT was PRICELESS!

Espio: Indeed. It's too bad Honey had to miss out on this. I'm sure she would have loved to see it.

Vector: Don't worry, I've got it all on tape, so she still could!

Meanwhile, in the Mystic Ruins jungle…

Robotnik: Well, that certainly didn't go as planned now, did it? The first Elemental Chaos Ring was RIGHT within our grasp, but thanks to those two blasted echidnas, we were unable to obtain it! ARGH! CURSE THEM!

Scorch: Now, now… There's no need to worry, Dr. Robotnik. We could always get it back from them. And besides, I'm sure that Shock, Storm, and Metal Sonic 3.0 have each found at least one by now.

Robotnik: Maybe you're right, but still… Now that Knuckles and Wechnia are aware of the Elemental Chaos Rings, things have definitely taken a turn for the worst! They're most likely going to tell the REST of those Chaotix fools about them, and the word will eventually spread to Sonic and the rest of HIS allies as well! I can't afford to let them interfere with my plans this time! Whatever it takes, I WILL complete Project EG-005, one way or another!

Scorch: I hear you, Doctor. So, what does your radar say about the next one?

Robotnik: *Activates the detector in his glasses* Oh ho! It appears that one of them has landed at the Ice Cap Zone!

Scorch: Ah, I see! Why don't you leave that one to me? By splitting up, I'm sure that we could retrieve all seven of them much faster that way.

Robotnik: Very well. For the time being, I'm going to head back to the base to check on EG-005. I'll resume my search in another area right afterwards. I'm counting on you, Scorch! *Takes off in his Egg –O- Matic*

Scorch: The Ice Cap Zone, huh? How convenient. While I'm there, not only will I get that Elemental Chaos Ring, but I could also ask that polar bear, whose name I forget, about Slush's whereabouts! *Takes off*

Seedra: *Was nearby (unnoticed) and overheard everything* "Eee-Jee-Double-Oh-Five"? So, Robotnik's creating a fifth EG Experiment, huh? I'm not sure what these "Elemental Chaos Rings" are, but seeing how desperate Robotnik is to get ahold of them, I think it's safe to assume that they're pretty powerful, much like the Chaos Emeralds. This "EG-005" that he speaks of… If she's being brought to life with something as powerful as those, then I definitely can't see anything good coming out of it! I have to put a stop to this at all costs! Hopefully, I'll be able to beat Scorch to the punch… *Makes vines extend from her back and starts swinging from tree to tree*

''Thanks to the efforts of the Chaotix and company, the two notorious criminals, Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper and Bean the Dynamite were finally brought to justice, but there's no cause to celebrate just yet. Dr. Robotnik is still on the hunt for the Elemental Chaos Rings, and is determined to bring his deadly new creation, EG-005 to life. Luckily, Seedra happened to be in the area and overheard his and Scorch's conversation. Will she be able to beat her older sister to the second Elemental Chaos Ring? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Knuckles' Chaotix: Elements of Power, Episode 3: The Goddess of Destruction!''

To "bee" continued…

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