User blog:OmegaExalted/I'm at a loss for words.

I look up "What does a chef who slips on a duck and Kagutsuchi's seithr have in common?" (Well, not exactly, but the part of that quote that I remember.) I scroll down, bam. Naruto x Bakugan crossover fanfic. Pretty much a crack fic. None of that fits together, who thought it would?!

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Honestly, I twitch for every Pokemon crossover I see on here. But those are common. There's probably a lot worse on here, I'm sure. But I swear to God, if I see a Naruto crossover on here, I am going to personally arrive at the author's door, and take their *Serpent's Infernal Rapture!* and put it in a *Darkness of a Thousand Souls!*.