Talk:Arashi the Hedgehog

Part 1
[In the Wind Clan village...]

Banshee: Interesting place...

[A female, light gray-furred hedgehog is busy training.]

Banshee: *notices the hedgehog* ??

[She doesn't notice him...]

Banshee: *thinking* Who is she?

''[The female hedgehog continues to train, not noticing Banshee. someone else, however, does notice Banshee.]''

???: ........ [eyes narrow]

Banshee: *notices ???* Who are you?

???: Who are you??

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

???: Okay, Banshee, why are you ogling my sister?!

Banshee: ... What?

???: [Points at the female hedgehog] Her!! You were staring at her!!

Banshee: Has anyone told you that you're, oh, I don't know... OVERPROTECTIVE????!!!!!

[The female hedgehog hears the yell and turns around.]

??? 2: Huh?

Banshee: *walks off*

???: Hmph.

??? 2: Uhhh....

(Meanwhile, with the trolls...)

Toxic: [Asleep] *snoring*

Random troll: Toxic, wake up.

Toxic: What...?

Random troll: Banshee's at the Wind Clan's village.

Toxic: So?

Random troll: We have the opportunity to invade them.

Toxic: Really.

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: [Gets up, stretches and yawns] And what are the chances that ALL of the soldiers, Summoners and battle mages will be preoccupied with Banshee, hmm?

Random troll: They already hate his guts.

Toxic: [Raises eyebrow] Really?

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: Hmm. Wonder why.

(Meanwhile...)

Banshee: *screams in frustration* WHY DO I ALWAYS MESS EVERYTHING UP???!!!!

[Back in the village...]

Arashi: Who was that?

Ookaze: Said his name was Banshee. He was staring at you.

Arashi: *blushes hard*

(Back with Banshee...)

Banshee: It happens just about every time: Some guy likes a girl, and her brother or someone else related barges in like an @$$hole and basically says, "Get lost, chump!" *sighs*

[With the Trolls, they approach the village...]

Random troll: *scans the village for Banshee* He's no longer here.

Toxic: Huh.

Banshee: *appears behind the random troll and impales him* I am now. *looks at Toxic* Did you miss me?

Toxic: Gee, what'd you do to get the whole Wind Clan pissed off at you?

Banshee: That's none of your concern. *impales Toxic*

Toxic: GURK!! *dies*

Banshee: And the lesson for today is: Don't join the trolls, or else you'll die like those @$$holes I just killed.

[Arashi happens to see Banshee...]

Arashi: !!

Banshee: *leaves*

Arashi: ......

(Later...)

Arashi: [Sitting down] ........

Banshee: *appears behind Arashi* Hey.

Arashi: WAH!! [practically falls over]

Banshee: *telekinetically stops Arashi from falling* Sorry.

Arashi: Uhhhh....i-it's okay....

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

Arashi: I'm Arashi...

Banshee: Nice to meet you.

Arashi: Same...

Ookaze: [Watching them] ......

Banshee: *senses Ookaze* What now?

Ookaze: Just making sure you're not going to pull any funny business...

Banshee: ...... What?

Ookaze: *sigh* Like trying to grope her or kiss her.

Arashi: I can take care of myself, brother. If he's going to try anything like that, I'll deal with him.

Ookaze: ...very well. [leaves]

Banshee: *face palms*

Arashi: ...?

Banshee: *gets up and leaves*

Arashi: Uhh...*thinking* I probably shouldn't have said what I said earlier... ><"

Banshee: *sighs*

Arashi: ...........

(At Banshee's house...)

Banshee: *sits down on the couch and turns on the TV*

[Back at the Wind Clan village...]

Arashi: ........

(Meanwhile...)

Random troll: Any suggestions, Toxic?

Toxic: Meh. Let's bomb his house.

Random troll: Okay.

[So the Trolls aim a bunch of nukes at Banshee's house.]

Banshee: *senses the nukes* Go ahead and nuke me! I'll be back! I'll always be back!

Toxic: That'd make you a Troll, then! [releases the nukes]

[The nukes fly towards Banshee's house...]

Banshee: *looks at his watch and yawns*

[The nukes hit his house.]

{SFX: *kaboom*}

(Banshee is supposedly vaporized by the blasts...)

Toxic: Hehehe....

Banshee: *appears behind Toxic* When I said, "I'll be back", it was a trick to make you think I would revive myself.

Toxic: Whu-

Banshee: *shoots Toxic in the shoulder*

Toxic: GAH!!

Banshee: *drags Toxic away*

Toxic: Guh...

Banshee: *chains Toxic's arms and legs to 2 separate cars as Banshee drives away, ripping Toxic in half*

[Meanwhile, with Arashi...]

Arashi: *sigh* I think that Banshee fellow's mad at me...

Banshee: *appears behind Arashi* I'm not.

Arashi: !!

Banshee: Sorry if I scared you.

Arashi: It's okay..

Banshee: ...

Arashi: ....what's wrong...?

Banshee: Nothing...

Arashi: Okay..

Banshee: ...

Arashi: ....uhh....

Banshee: What?

Arashi: N-Nothing...you're just...being really quiet......are you sure nothing's wrong?

Banshee: Yeah, aside from the fact I've been lonely for most of my life.

Arashi: Ohh... :<

Banshee: You might as well blame the Trolls for everything.

Arashi: Trolls?

Banshee: They're the cause of my loneliness. They killed my whole entire family when I was younger.

Arashi: Th-That's horrible!! D:

Banshee: *nods*

Arashi: I'm so sorry... ;~;

Banshee: Thanks for your sympathies.

Arashi: You're welcome...but still, that's so horrible...

Banshee: I know...