Roleplay:The Elemental Wars

The sequel to RP: The Fury Of The Elemental Gods!

Plot
The Elemental Clans are constantly at war with each other. But now, they're preparing for a fight that's bigger than any other! And to make matters worse, The Elemental Gods seem to have disappeared...can our heroes stop the fighting and find out what's happened to the Gods?

Heroes

 * The Elemental Clans (played by Ryu and others w/ permission)
 * The Elemental Gods (played by Ryu and others w/ permission)
 * Ryushu the Cat and Pokes (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * Glacian Nation (Played by KP)
 * Michael "Mickey" the Wolf (Played by KP)
 * Will the Echidna (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Flare the Wolf (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Maddy the Hedgehog (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in her own right)
 * Stave the Hedgehog (Played by Flash, and an elemental master in his own right)
 * Dragoonworks (Played by Chembur)
 * Johnny D. the Fox (played by JMB)
 * Roger the Kangaroo (played by JMB; has never heard of the "Elemental Clans", but that doesn't mean he can't help the heroes out)
 * Claterix [he believes his power to be derived from the elements, ans so helps. Played by artemis]
 * Dragairo [this guy loves wars, and always tries to win them. Played by Artemis]

Neutral

 * Blackmoon the Hedgehog (Played by Flash. The insane Troll-hunter with the rare Wind-type abilities and his own fatal technique.)
 * Raeverai and Raeserai [just here to have fun, no matter the situation]

Villains

 * Those who wish to attack the clans.


 * The Trolls (played by anyone)
 * Rancor the Lynx (played by Ryu; the traitor of the Dark Clan!)
 * Ankou (Played by Chembur)
 * The Dark Star Army (Played by Chembur)
 * Akemi the Lion (Played by Famotill)
 * Vanessa the Lynx (Played by Famotill)

Part 1
(In the Red Mountain Zone, Drakath the Lion, the leader of the Fire Clan, can be seen looking out towards the valley. The second-in-command, Enko the Wolf, is standing next to him.)

Enko: ....sir?

Drakath: Do you sense that, Enko? That change in the air?

Enko: Change?

Drakath: Something is wrong...

Enko: .........

(In the Southern Tundra, Tunndrae the Fox, the Ice Clan's leader, is walking around...)

Tunndrae: This isn't right.....why can't I sense Kyanos' presence?

(She stops and looks around, feeling that she is being watched.)

Tunndrae: (She unsheathes a dagger made of ice) Who's there?

[SFX: *twig snapping*]

Tunndrae: (Whips around towards the noise) !!

???: Well hello there, my lovely lady.

(Tunndrae whips around again, confronting Toxic!)

Tunndrae: Who are you?!

Toxic: The name's Toxic. (walks over to Tunndrae and puts an arm around her) What's yours, pretty girl?

Tunndrae: (Pushes Toxic away) I am Tunndrae, the leader of the Ice Clan. My people serve Kyanos, the Elemental God of Ice.

Toxic: Well, that's nice. Hey, I happen to know about Kyanos...

(Tunndrae immediately grabs him by his throat.)

Tunndrae: You know what's happened to Kyanos, don't you?!

Toxic: Hey, take it easy, foxy! I said I knew about him, not met him personally!

(Tunndrae ponders this, then throws Toxic away from her. Toxic gets up, dusting snow from his fur.)

Toxic: A bit icy, aren't we?

Tunndrae: Hmph. I don't have time to deal with you. (she walks off)

Toxic: H-hey, wait! (runs after her)

(Meanwhile, Kyle the Hedgehog is randomly walking down a path.)

Kyle: (humming)

(He is unknowingly walking into Electric Clan territory! In fact, he is being spied upon by Shingai the Weasel!)

Shingai: Looks like we've got unwanted company... (stealthily follows Kyle)

Kyle: I'm boooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeedddddddddd............

Shingai: .....

(Meanwhile in a distant lake, a female reptile like creature emerges. A member of the Water Clan is a short distance away, and he sees the female reptilian.)

WaterClan Member: !!

Vanessa: (feels the presence of the WaterClan Member from being part Aquavorian (Alien Species)

WaterClan Member: *thinking* What on Mobius is that being...?

Vanessa: A Destroyer you fool! It's about time the Zoir Mind-Reading comes in handy.

WaterClan Member: Destroyer...?!

Vanessa: The Destroyer of the Water Element, The Element I'm best at!

WaterClan Member: (To himself) Could she have something to do with Neso's disappearance?

(Similar things will occur with the Earth and Fire tribes, with the Destroyers: Clasher Titan, and Plasma Pulse)

Vanessa: (turns her head in the direction of the WCM) Show yourself!

(The WaterClan Member, a Mobian hyena, steps out from behind the tree.)

Vanessa: What are you? A Member of a Clan dedicated to the Element of Water?

WaterClan Member: Yes.

Vanessa: Well...........That's Disturbing....................................Now, Take me to your leader before I Obliterate you lesser lifeform!

WaterClan Member: ...........very well....(he turns and walks away, motioning for Vanessa to follow)

(Meanwhile at a nearby Fault, a Large Robotic like Creature Emerges from the fault line. Some wild Geodude watch.)

Geodude 1: Geo?

Clasher: Blasted Akida. (smashes one of the Geodudes, killing it)

(The other Geodude flee in terror.)

Clasher: (lifts his hand, he notices the squashed Geodude) Oh...uh.....(kicks the dead Geodude into the fault)

(Three EarthClan Members, a male horse, a female hedgehog and a male wolf are spying on Clasher!)

Clasher: (starts smashing nearby rocks)

EarthClan Member 1: *whispering* What is that? Some kind of robot?

EarthClan Member 2: *whispering* It killed that poor Geodude...

Clasher: (his hands start spinning, they become as sharp as blades, he starts to cut Rocks in two)

EarthClan Member 3: *whispering* What is he doing?!

(Meanwhile...in a Glacian War Planning Tower..)

[Cameron has his hand to his snout, wondering what to do about the Elemental Wars.]

Black Ops Crow: "Sir?"

Cameron: ....

Black Ops Crow: "Sir? SIR!"

Cameron: "I'm trying to think damn it!"

(Meanwhile at the fault)

Clasher: Where is it?! I'll tear this fault apart if I must!

???: "Freeze! G.N.P.R!"

EarthClan Member 1: Now what...?

Clasher: (hears the ECM, he turns and slams his fists into the ground, causing an earthquake)

EarthClan Member 2: Look out!

[Glacian Wolves have come to assist the EarthClan!]

Clasher: (Grabs one of the Members, a female hedgehog, by the collar) Take me to your leader......

EarthClan Member 2: Gaah!!

Clasher: Take me before I dispose of you!

[Clasher is hit by a Krak Blaster, releasing his (Or her?) grip on the Member.]

(its a He, his voice is a male's voice)

Clasher: (grabs a different Member (a male wolf), he teleports Away)

EarthClan Member 1: He's taken Gareth!!

(Meanwhile on Lava Crater Isle, a strange creature stands on one of the floating Rocks)

Plasma: (Fires two large Fireballs from his robotic Cannon-hands)

[SFX: PHWEOOOOSH!]

Plasma: (he then jumps on them, using them as steps)

(Meanwhile back at Earth Clan Base, Clasher arrives, with Gareth. They are confronted by Doseki the Echidna, the Earth Clan's second-in-command.)

Doseki: What is the meaning of this?!

Clasher: Take me to your leader, or else, I will terminate your entire tribe!

Doseki: ........fine, then. (he turns and leaves)

(A few seconds later, Doseki returns, followed by a surprisingly burly female badger.)

Clasher: (still holding Gareth)

Rijuka: May I ask why you have Gareth captive?

(Back in the Glacian War Planning Tower.)

Cameron: "Who's side should we take, this is troubling...I guess we'll remain neutral!"

[News of the Glacian Nation remaining Neutral spreads throughout the Region.]

(Meanwhile with Johnny, he is visiting Fow Toth Town to watch a baseball game in the Fow Toth Baseball Stadium)

Johnny: Nothing like visiting a good ballpark game. [watches the two teams play on a large baseball field]

(Johnny watches the game as he sits on a seat. So far, the game has already started. Back with Tunndrae and Toxic...)

Tunndrae: Why are you following me?

Toxic: Well, I thought that maybe I could help you find Kyanos...

Tunndrae: Hmm....

???: "I wouldn't trust him if I were you..."

Tunndrae: ?! (turns towards the sound)

[It was a Wolf (Mickey), he's wearing leather armor.]

Toxic: *thinking* F***...

Tunndrae: Who're you now?

???: "My name's Mike, most people call me Mickey, Even though Cameron declared Neutrality, I'm on your side! That guy's a Troll and he serves a Demon King that tried enslaving The Elemental Gods!"

(Tunndrae turns to Toxic, a look of unmistakable fury in her eyes. Toxic grins sheepishly.)

Tunndrae: You wretch! (she has the blade of her dagger pointed at Toxic's throat)

Mickey: "I have you covered, go for his Crotch."

[Mickey chuckles as some of the crowd-like Arctic Pokemon pulls in.]

Mickey: "Oi! This is G.N.P.R Business!"

Tunndrae: (Stabs Toxic in the crotch)

Toxic: AAIIIYYEEEEEEH!!

Mickey: "Hey? Can I have a turn?"

Tunndrae: Sure.

Mickey: "Eheheh..."

[Mickey pulls out his M120 Jackhammer Shotgun, letting out a large grin as he hooks a Frost Amplifier to it. He cocks it and shoots, slicing Toxic with Frost Bullets.]

(Back with Kyle and Shingai...)

Kyle: Sooo booooooreeeeed... Where am I? Crap, I'm lost.

(They then hear a faint didjeridoo instrument, coming from a nearby forest.)

Kyle: Hmm... Who's that? Better go find out. (shoots off towards the sound)

(Kyle then finds a large, brown kangaroo, who is wearing red boxing gloves and is playing his large didjeridoo.)

Kyle: Yo! Sup', dude?

(Shingai watches from the shadows.)

???: [stops playing his didjeridoo] Oi! [looks around] Who said that?

Kyle: I did! Name's Kyle the Hedgehog.

Roger: [looks at Kyle] I'm Roger th' Kangaroo. Nice t' see you, mate.

Kyle: Same to you. Nice didjeridoo!

Roger: Thanks, mate! My mum made it when I was only 10.

(Shingai is hiding in a tree...)

Kyle: Cool! Waitaminute... do you get the feeling we're being watched?

Shingai: *thinking* Damn...

Kyle: Chaos Spear! (throws a Chaos Spear, it pins Shingai to the tree by his collar. Kyle jumps up and faces him.) Who are you, and why were you spying on me?

Shingai: You're invading the territory of the Electric Clan that serves Haeos!

Kyle: Haeos?! I know him... I had a run-in with the Elemental Gods a while ago...

Shingai: *thinking* What?! Run-in?! Could he have something to do with the disappearance of the Elemental Gods...?!

Kyle: Has something happened to them?

Shingai: Yes...they've disappeared...

Kyle: HOLY- How?

Shingai: We don't know...one day, we suddenly just lost all contact with Haeos...

Kyle: Hmm... I owe it to Voidstar and Celery-itis to help find them... They helped me, if not by their own free will...

Shingai: Well, the Electric Clan does not meddle in the affairs of the other clans...

Kyle: Hmm... Take me to your leader! (chuckles)

Shingai: Alright...but our leader does not take kindly to outsiders...

Roger: Electric Clan, eh mate?

Shingai: Yes.

(Meanwhile...)

???: Akemi and Valeria, nice of you to join me. Please sit, sit.

Akemi: *Leaning against a wall* Just skip to the details, I'm bored!

Valeria: For once you have a point.

???: Fine, fine. We have received intelligence that those Elemental God creatures have gone missing. We could use their powers to become the ultimate kinetics.

Akemi: Just tell us where to go.

???: This is a special mission. Never have we been so close to achieving our goals. This mission will require all of us.

Akemi: *sarcastically* Even you, oh great leader?!

???: Silence! With my kinetic ability I could kill both of you. Each member of the group will head out to their own element specific clan. There they worship these gods, and most likely have the closest leads. Blend into society, and learn as much information as you can. Each member including myself has been tasked with Finding a god. Once you have received word of their location you are to return to here where you will recieve further instructions. Am I clear?

Valeria: Yeah!

Rancor: I highly doubt the Dark Clan will take me back...

??? 2: That's were I come in.

Rancor: Hmm?

???: She will disguise you using her light abilities. No one will notice but avoid touching anyone you could harm them. I will provide you with armor if need be to protect you from the light ability.

(Back with Tunndrae, Mickey, and the now-wounded Toxic...)

???: Tunndrae!

(Tunndrae turns towards the voice. Mickey looks as well. A male cat runs towards them)

Mickey: "Eh?"

Tunndrae: Inghet? What is it?

Inghet: The wild Mamoswine herds are rampaging!! They're too close to the village!!

(Back with Johnny in Fow Toth Baseball Stadium (which was constructed by J the Hedgehog), the scoreboards updates in the 5th inning: Home - 5; Visitor - 2)

Johnny: Best game ever. I just wish Alyssa could see this...

(Meanwhile, not far from the Wind Clan's base, there stood a black hedgehog with pants, and dead trolls everywhere.)

???: "I say that's impressive? I'm a Troll Killer too..."

(Back with Mitch, Tunndrae and Inghet...)

Inghet: Quickly, we must get back to the village!

Tunndrae: Right!

[Mickey nods and progresses with Inghet and Tunndrae. In the Ice Village, various soldiers are attempting to hold off the enraged Mamoswine.]

Ice Soldier 1: I don't get it!! Why are they attacking?!

Ice Soldier 2: Nevermind that now!! We need to hold them off!!

Mickey: ! "I can handle this, stand back!"

(One of the soldiers is suddenly hit by a Mamoswine's ice tusks! He flies backwards, yelling in agony, and lands.)

Ice Soldier 3: AAAAUUUUUUUGH!!

[SFX: Thud!]

Mamoswine 1: Mamooooooooh!!

Mickey: "Hey, big Mammoth, thing! Want a Challenge for a wimp like you? Come over here!"

Mamoswine 1: MAMOOOOOOH!! (charges at Mickey)

Mickey: "Boom."

[The Mamoswine is hit by a blast of small fire!]

Mamoswine 1: MOOH!!

(The other Mamoswine hear the first Mamoswine's cry of pain.)

Mamoswine 2: Mamoooh?

Mamoswine 3: (Points a hoof towards Mickey) MOOOOH!!

[Mickey then lets out a Ring of Fire around the other Mamoswine. They shy away from the flames, but some try to use Blizzard.]

Tunndrae: *thinking* Why are the Mamoswine attacking...? They're normally so peaceful.....

Mickey: "One word: Trolls"

Tunndrae: H-How did you....?!

Mickey: "Because they're always up to no-good..."

Tunndrae: I meant "how did you read my mind"...

Mamoswine 4: MAMOOOOOH!!! (uses Cocytus on the Ring of Fire)

Mickey: "By your Facial Expressions."

Tunndrae: ........

(The giant shards of ice come roaring at Mickey and Tunndrae!)

Tunndrae: Look out!! (pushes Mickey out of the way)

Mickey: "Oof!"

(The ice just barely hits Tunndrae. The injured Ice Soldier from before staggers over to them.)

Mickey: "I cannot believe you just did that..."

Ice Soldier 3: Wh-what do we do....?! (clutches chest) Ugh!!

Tunndrae: We've got to find a way to contain the Mamoswine until we can find out what's wrong. And go see a medic; you're bleeding.

Ice Soldier 3: Oh, r-right, ma'am! (leaves)

(Back with Johnny, the baseball game has already been finished, with the scoreboards tallying; Home - 7; Visitors - 0)

Johnny: [whistles as he leaves the baseball stadium in Fow Toth Town] Now to head back to Chaos City for me to head back home.

(Johnny takes a tour bus and the bus driver drives Johnny back to Chaos City)

(With Shingai, Roger and Kyle...)

Kyle: I don't really care how he takes to me, I need to see him.

Shingai: ....our clan leader is female...

[A humming is heard...]

Kyle: How she takes to me then... who's humming?

[It appeared to be a VS Galaxy.]

Roger: [ears twitch]

Kyle: What the?

Roger: [looks around] Who said that?

(Shingai's fur begins to spark with electricity.)

Roger: [sees Shingai's fur covered with electricity; gasps with surprise] Crikey!

Kyle: Think that's cool? Check this! (hands charge with Chaos Energy)

[The VS Galaxy lands. Vanu Troops step out with a Crate.]

Shingai: Who are you?!

Vanu Soldier: "We are people of the Vanu Sovereignty, we've heard about your leader and wish to help, even though our leader declares neutrality."

Shingai: (His fur stops sparking) ........

Roger: ?

Vanu Soldier: "We also have Electrical Crates with us..."

Shingai: What for...?

Roger: [thinking] ''What's this mate talkin' about? I've neva heard of this Vanu Severignty before...''

Vanu Soldier: "As you can see we are from the Glacian Nation, one of the most resourceful Nations other than the Mobian ones."

Shingai: "Glacian Nation"? Never heard of ya.

Vanu Soldier: -_-'

[SFX: *'The Price Is Right' lose theme*]

Shingai: Besides, our leader does not trust strangers...(narrows his eyes in an intimidating matter)...and neither do I.

Vanu Soldier: ....

Shingai: (Turns his back) Geh...outsiders...

Roger: [wanders around to find out about the "Glacian Nation"]

[A Data-Slate slides near Roger.]

Roger: Huh? [looks around] Who's there?

[A Wolf was near a tree, grinning.]

???: "Just say the words of our Nation to get more info."

Roger: [confused] ..."Nation"?

[The young Wolf facepalms.]

???: "Just say any word you want to know what it means please..."

Roger: [still confused, but gets an idea] You mean like "Glacian Nations"?

Data-Slate: "Glacian Nations, people native from Glacier Peak, known to migrate all over the world in different places, they are divided into Parts, the main component of the Glacian Nation is the Black Operations."

Roger: I see...

???: "My name's Cameron, I'm largely associated with Technology, now, I must be going, beware of Trolls, you can keep that Data-Slate."

Roger: Nice t' see you, mate. I'm Roger. And thanks for this equipment y' gave me.

Cameron: "No problem, and Troopers! I said we stay neutral throughout the war! Get out of here immediately!"

Vanu Soldiers: "SIR YES SIR!"

[The Vanu Soldiers pile in their Galaxy and take off.]

Shingai: Hmph. 'bout time. (to Kyle) You comin' or what?

Part 2
(Meanwhile, the WaterClan hyena and Vanessa the Loch arrive at Golden Cove.)

WaterClan Hyena: Well, here we are...

[elsewhere, a green cat with many tails walks toward FireClan territory, humming a tune]

???: Hmmmhmmmhmhmmhmhmmm...hmmmhmmmhmmhmhmmmmm....Maybe i should stop...

(Enko the Wolf is watching Claterix. Some FireClan scouts are with her.)

Claterix:I should stop and get something to eat...Have'nt had anything for a long time. Let's see...

[Claterix begins scouting the area for something edible. After a while, he stops, and then manipulates his tails to lift himself up in the air. From there he looks around.]

FireScout 1: (To Enko) Do we attack?

Claterix:Is that a watermelon?...Nope. Eyes playing tricks. Maybe over here.

[his tails curve where the touch teh ground an slide along the dirt, moving him forward as he searches. Enko and her scouts follow.]

[eventually, Claterix lowers himself to the ground again]

Claterix:Looks like there's nothing edible. Maybe I'll just take a catnap and hope for better luck tomorrow.

[though of a tall Tigeroan build, his limbs somehow fold into his body as he lays down, the end effect looking like a normal domestic cat curled up for a nap, albeit in a nest of green tails]

FireScout 2: .......what now?

Claterix: zzzzzzzz......ZzzzZzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Enko: ......I guess we leave him...

[Claterix' ears flick and his eyes open]

Claterix:Oh please no...Let it be someone ELSE'S signal i;m sensing...Not her, of all people...

[Claterix immidiatly gets up and runs at a hard pace into Fireclan territory. Far behind him, a dust streak shows that someone else is coming]

Enko: What the-?!

[once the streak gets close enough, it turns out to be Raeverai, chasing down Claterix into Fireclan territory]

FireScouts: O_o

Enko: *facepalm* Drakath is not going to like this...

Claterix: HEEEEELP! CRAZY CAT, CRAZY CAT! HELP MEEEEEE!!

(Claterix finally arrives in the Fire Village in the Red Mountain Zone. Some FireClan members look up as he approaches. Claterix slows down, and then covers himself in his tails, creating a furry green globe. Raeverai stops in front of it.)

Raeverai: Come on out, Clateriiiix....

Claterix: NO way! Go away! Shoo! This is none of you business, crazy!

Raeverai: Why should I do that, Clatery?

Claterix: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Raeverai: You know I'll get in somehow.

Claterix: So? DO I care? NO! GO AWAY!

(The FireClan villagers simply stare. Raeverai finally notices them.)

Raeverai: What are you looking at?

(The FireClan Villagers look at each other.)

[Raeverai begins trying to pry Claterix' sphere open]

Raeverai:Open up already, you elemental cuckoo clock!

Claterix:I don't care how many times you call me that. I'M NOT OPENING!

(Back with Johnny, who has just arrived back in Chaos City...)

Johnny: [wandering around the city] Oh, what to do, what to do on this fine day...

(Back in the IceClan Village...)

Mickey: "Let's see...."

[Mickey looks around the area, possibly bringing an idea.]

Tunndrae: Well, any ideas?

Mickey: "Okay, so you know the Mamoswine are large? Why not run around them so they try to never lose sight, they'll tip over from the slippery ice from moving too much..."

Tunndrae: Hmm...yes, that could work!

Mickey: "Okay then..."

[Mickey grabs Tunndrae's hand and starts to run in a circle around the Mamoswine!]

Mamoswine 1: Mamoooh!!

Mickey: "Hang on tight..."

Tunndrae: !!!

[Mickey greatly increases his speed with a Tailwind-like move.]

Mamoswine 2: Mamoooohh!! (stomps around in a circle, trying to keep an eye on Mickey and Tunndrae)

[The ice then begins to wear down...until Mickey hits an icy rock.]

Mickey: "Aww s***!"

Tunndrae: AAAH!!

[Mickey and Tunndrae are sent flying. Tunndrae lands on Mickey, breaking her fall.]

Mickey: "OOF!"

Tunndrae: Uhn!!

[The Mamoswine are dizzy!]

Mickey: "Mmf! Met moff mlease..."

[Mickey's face appears to be stuck in the ice...]

Tunndrae: S-Sorry! (gets off of Mickey)

[Mickey plucks his head out, his face is covered in cuts.]

Tunndrae: Y-Your face! We need to take you to a medic!

Mickey: "Please Ma'am, I've faced worse..."

Mamoswine: Mamoooooohhhhh @_@

Mickey: "I'm actually a soldier..."

Tunndrae: A soldier?

Mickey: "Yeah."

(Inghet comes running up.)

Inghet: Are you both alright?

Mickey: "Yeah, a few cuts doesn't hurt..."

Tunndrae: You sure?

Mickey: "Yeah."

Tunndrae: Alright...

Inghet: (Looks at the incapacitated Mamoswine) What do we do with the Mamoswine?

Mickey: "Well, we should leave them be, they'll wake up and think it's just their imagination."

Inghet: Still...I want to know who riled 'em up! They've NEVER done this before!

Mickey: "One word; Trolls."

Inghet: Trolls?

Mickey: "Horrible people who think they can mess others up. They also womanize if they're male..."

Inghet: People...you don't mean Overlanders?!

Mickey: "No. They're 'Recolors' of famous people."

Inghet: Ah...you mean like King Maximilian Acorn?

Mickey: "I don't think so. They're not Antis...let's say you encounter a dark green-colored Sonic; that's a recolor. If he acts like a pervert or a womanizer, that's a troll."

Tunndrae: Sonic...? I think I've heard of him...

Mickey: "The Blue Blur."

Inghet: Uh...

Mickey: "Super fast hedgehog. Has blue fur."

Tunndrae: ...yes! I think I remember him! He went past here a few months ago; I think he was headed towards the Icecap Zone. Said he had to see Queen Blyzzard.

Mickey: "I see."

Inghet: He is lucky that Imawashii didn't get him...

(Back in the Glacian War Tower, the Sub-Ordinates of the other parts of the Glacian Nation were arguing about the Elemental Wars.)

Cameron: "WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!!?"

Subordinates: O_O

Cameron: "Jesus Christ, I feel like my Ears have been clawed by Rakumei, okay, do what you all damn want with the clans, but DO NOT ATTACK!! You got that men!!?"

Subordinates: Yes sir!

Cameron: "BUT the Starpaw Corps and the Black Operations is staying neutral!"

[Cameron walks out, possibly to his own house.]

(Meanwhile, we can see Dismal the Hedgehog running from something...)

Dismal: *panting*
 * (Ryu-No one's gonna find Dismal?)

Johnny: [hears someone panting] Huh? [looks around]

(Dismal runs past, he trips.)

Johnny: What the--? [runs torwards Dismal] You okay?

Dismal: (Looks up and sees Johnny) !! (scoots away)

Johnny: Hey, wait up! [follows Dismal]

Dismal: (Looks back to see Johnny following him) O_O (trips over a rock) WAUUUGH!!

[SFX: THUD!]

Dismal: *whimper*

Johnny: [walks over to Dismal] Are you okay? Are ya hurt...?

(Suddenly...)

???: There you are, Dismal!

Johnny: "Dismal"?

(A group of Trolls appear.)

Dismal: O_o

Johnny; [sees the Trolls] Ah crud. Trolls. Unbelievable.

Toxic: Hey hey, now. We're just here to get our buddy back.

Solar: You didn't know that Dismal's a Troll too?

(Johnny is confused, at first, until...)

Johnny: [panicked] WAH! The person I just rescued... is actually a TROLL! GAH!! [vanishes himself in flames and the flames subsides and he vanishes (seemingly humiliated and filled with guilt)]

Bolt: Dohohohoho!

Dismal: ......

(Toxic puts an arm around Dismal's shoulders.)

Toxic: Awww, don't feel bad, Diz.

Dismal: Why do you guys constantly follow me...?

Frost: It's time for your monthly shot!

Dismal: O_O B-But I dun wanna...

Toxic: Too bad! (Chaos Controls away with Dismal; the other Trolls follow)

[Later, in Cameron's House, Cameron was working on a Black Ops Bumper Tank...but Trolls are spying on him!]

Toxic: *whispering* I wonder what he's building...

Dismal: (Rubbing the spot directly above his tail) Ow...

(Toxic smacks Dismal in the back of his head.)

Toxic: *whispering* Shut it, you emo!

Cameron: "Hello fails."

Cameron's thoughts: 'Three...two....one....'

[Toxic's Head is suddenly shot off by a Lascannon!]

Frost: HOLY-

Dismal: O_O (ducks down)

Cameron: "Solar, Eruption please."

[A Quilava bursts out of the Top of the Tank.]

Solar (Quilava): "Eat Rocks Trollheads!"

[Solar spits out Molten Rocks! The Trolls scream and run in terror, except for Dismal (who continues to cower upon the ground). Frost is hit in the crotch by one of the Molten Rocks.]

Solar (Quilava): "Pft pft pft pft pft pft!"

Frost: 'AAAAAAAAAGH!! MY BAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!'

Tantrum: *thinking* Good thing I'm immune to fire...hehehe...

[Cameron rolls out of the Bumper, raising his Pistol, he fires, sending out Shurikens which hit Tantrum in the eyes.]

Tantrum: 'AAAAAAAAGH!! MY EYES!!' (he stumbles around and trips over Dismal) Oof!

Dismal: !!

Tantrum: (Gets up) Who'd I trip on?! ROAR!! (kicks Dismal square in the rear)

Dismal: OOWWW!!! DX

[Cameron fires more, hitting Tantrum in the jugular.]

Cameron: "Grovyle, Leaf Blade."

[A Grovyle bursts out, slicing a random troll (Tonic) in the crotch, but the Grovyle's Leaves aren't just leaves, her Leaves are replaced with Earth-enchanted Blades!]

Tonic: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!

Cameron: "Now, there's something missing..."

(Ryushu, Karma tiem?)

(Suddenly, a Rhyperior charges into the area!! Dismal sees it and screams in terror!)

Dismal: I DON'T WANNA DIIIIEEEEEE!!! (runs out of the way)

(The Rhyperior charges past him and slams into Bolt, Poison, Punchout and Nightshade!)

[SFX: WHUD!!]

Bolt/Poison/Punchout/Nightshade: AAAAAUUUUUUGH!!

(Back with Johnny, he appears in Red Mountain (cradling his body into a ball with guilt.)

Johnny: [muffled] I can't believed the person I just rescued was a Troll! How did I not know that?!

(After Johnny calms himself down, he curiously climbs up to the volcano cone (since he is pyrokinetic and flames do not affect him) until he reaches the top. Down near the FireClan Village, Enko looks up and sees the tiny figure of Johnny at the top of Inferno Volcano.)

Enko: Wha...? (she runs towards the volcano and proceeds to climb up it)

Johnny: [sees Enko; thinking] Eh, as long as the environment is fiery, I'm okay with that.

Enko: *thinking* Who is he.....and why is he on Inferno Volcano?

(Back near the village, Drakath sees Enko climbing the volcano. He then sees Johnny.)

Drakath: Enko? What is she doing......and who's that other person....? (unsheathes Agni's Flame and runs towards the volcano)

(On top of Inferno Volcano...)

Johnny: [ear twitches and looks behind to see Drakath; thinking] Who is he...?

Drakath: You! (points his sword at Johnny) State your name and business!

Johnny: [looks at Drakath] I'm Johnny D. the Fox, and I turn Trolls into grilled cheese.

Drakath: Then why are you here, intruder? There are no "Trolls" here!

Johnny: Eh. Blame my curiousity. Ah well, I have my own goals to accomplish. [uses Flame Hover and flies away from the volcano (as the heat enhances his speed)] See ya!

Drakath: ........

Enko: Sir?

Drakath: Hmph. If he comes back, we'll be sure to give him a "warmer" welcome. He must have a lot of gall to intrude upon the birthplace of the sacred Moltres! (re-sheathes his blade) Let's get back to the village.

(So Enko and Drakath leave. Back with Cameron, his Pokemon, the Trolls, and the Rhyperior...)

Cameron: "Karma...?"

Cameron's thoughts: 'If that Rhyperior did a Karma Charge...'

(Dismal is hiding under a table.)

(With Johnny, he's having trouble slowing his speed down from using Flame Hover)

Johnny: Crap! I can't slow down! [hits the ground, causing him to skip along the ground before stopping in front of Cameron's house] Uber.... wipeout...

[A series of Elemental Attacks are heard inside.]

Johnny: [hides inside an empty garbage can] If it's those pesky Trolls again...!

(The door (as well as a good chunk of the wall) is blasted off its hinges!)
 * (Ryu-What would Johnny do if he found Dismal?)

Johnny: [thinking; as he feels the banging sound from the garbage can he was inside of] Who's doing this...

(Back inside..)

Cameron's thoughts: 'Then that must be Ryushu's Rhyperior!'

???: 'SQUADILLAH!! WE ARE OFF!!'

[A Shiny Charizard flies into the house, spewing fire at the Trolls! Cameron grabs his M1 Garand, shooting another Troll in the Leg. The table that Dismal was hiding under gets engulfed in flames!]

Dismal: AAAAGH!! (runs out from beneath the now burning table)

Cameron's thoughts: 'That's definitely Ryushu...but where would she be...?'

???: Here I am!

(Ryu jumps off of the Shiny Charizard's back!)

Cameron: "GACK! How'd you read my mind!!?"

Ryu: Durr, because I'm a girl! :B

Johnny: [pops his head out from the garbage can and runs inside Cameron's house] That must be Cameron!

Cameron: .... "Point taken..."

Ryu: LOL

(Dismal stops running, seeing that he's left the fire behind. Suddenly...)

Cameron: "Crowbar. Right. Here. WOOHOO!"

(Johnny, who has heard Dismal, Cameron and Ryu, attempts to open the door, but the door is jammed)

Johnny (from behind the door): [tries to open the door, but can't] Darn it! The door's jammed!

(Ryu hears knocking on the door.)

Ryu: (Opens the door) Who is it?

Johnny: [sees Ryu] hi there, Ryu! I hear y' need help on kicking some Troll butt?

Ryu: Oh yes please! Come on in!

(Johnny goes inside, with a huge smile on his face)

Johnny: [sees the Trolls (except Dismal)] Oh goody! [cracks his knuckles] I'm gonna beat the living crap out of youse! [charges torwards them]

Cameron: "Let's beat on some sons of B******!"

Johnny: You betcha, Cameron! [charges torwards Biggie] Take this, ya overweight barbarian! [uses Burning Combat on Biggie, inflicting each kicks and punches onto his body, inflicting burning pain (despite Biggie's overweight stature)]

Biggie: Ugh!!

Johnny: [finishes Biggie off with a headbutt, causing Biggie's head to be buried underneath his body (for comedic effect)] Whoo-hoo! Now then... [loooks at the Trolls] Who's next in line??

(Dismal begins to sneak away.)

Cameron: "How 'bout the Emo?"

(Dismal freezes in his tracks.)

Johnny: [turns to Dismal] Huh? [walks torwards Dismal] Hmmm....

Dismal: O_O

Cameron: "Maybe not, how about Hothead?"

Johnny: Like Tantrum?

Tantrum: (Points at Dismal) No way! Kill him!

Cameron: "Hmmmm, hmm hmmmmm No."

[Cameron shoots Tantrum in the crotch with his Shuriken Pistol.]

(Back with Shingai, Roger and Kyle...)

Kyle: So how far away is your base anyway? [Roger follows Kyle]

Shingai: See that peak? (he points out towards Stormy Ridge, which is quite far away)

Kyle: Okay then, screw walking. CHAOS CONTROL! (they teleport to Stormy Ridge)

(They have teleported right in front of an Electivire!)

Electivire: Tivire!!

Kyle: Oh, hello there, Mr. Electivire. Sorry to disturb you! (talking to self) Ryu's the Pokemon expert... I might need her... (calls Ryu) Hello? Ryu?


 * (Gotta go, see you later!)

[back at the fireclan village, raeverai has made a ...mistake]

[raeverai is struggling to stay on top of Claterix sphere of tails, wich is rolling thru the village]

Raeverai:Listen, you elemental furball! If you don't stop, wer'e gonna crash!

Claterix:SO long as you go away, I'll stop!

[they continue to randomly roll thru the village, causing the villagers to flee from them.]

Raeverai:Uh...Where are we anyway? Some kinda village? Not a very good one, doesn't even have any defence

Claterix:Shut up and go very far away! I'm NOT getting caught by you today!

[Claterix' sphere heads toward the center of the village]

Raeverai:Aren't village centers where leaders are, Claterix? Sure you want to do that?

Claterix:YOU'RE THE ONE ON TOP OF MY SPHERE! NOT ME! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN BUZZ OFF ALREADY, AND LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!

(Drakath and Enko happen to see the Claterix sphere hurtling towards the center of the village!)

Part 3
(Back in Cameron's house...)

Tantrum: Ugh....but he's emo anyways!!

Cameron: "You are with your Temper Tantrums."

[Cameron dashes up and hits Tantrum in the crotch with his Crowbar.]

Johnny: [laughs]

Tantrum: WAAAUUUUUUGH!! (falls over) THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS EMO!!
 * (Ryu-Gee, i thought Johnny'd act differently towards Dismal. I mean, after saving him, then finding out he's a Troll...)

Johnny: Stop reminding me! I wouldn't be curling into a ball with complete humiliation!

Tantrum: But doesn't that make you want to punish him?

Johnny: .....! [stands still (since he is still humiliated after saving Dismal, who is obviously a Troll)]

Tantrum: Yeah.....hehehe......you wanna make him cry for making you look like a fool, don't ya?

Johnny: [growls, then swifly grabs Dismal by the neck and looks at him] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE A TROLL?!

Dismal: I.....I........

Johnny; You what?!


 * (Ryu-You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!!)
 * (JMB- LOLZ XD!!)

(Dismal breaks down crying.)

Johnny: [sees Dismal crying and his face slowly turns from angry to sadness and guilt and lets go of Dismal] ......

Tantrum: (Gets up) Look at him.....he's a total crybaby! (to Johnny) What do you think of crybabies?

Cameron: "Hothead, your an a**clown."

[Cameron beheads Tantrum with Executioner. Johnny simply stands there, seemingly guilty. Dismal's huddled on the ground, crying.]

Johnny: [voice breaking] This sucks! [uses Flame Hover and leaves Cameron's house, leaving a large gaping hole, thus escaping from Ryu, Cameron, Dismal and the other Trolls (since he was filled with sadness and guilt)]