Talk:Arashi the Hedgehog

Part 1
[In the Wind Clan village...]

Banshee: Interesting place...

[A female, light gray-furred hedgehog is busy training.]

Banshee: *notices the hedgehog* ??

[She doesn't notice him...]

Banshee: *thinking* Who is she?

''[The female hedgehog continues to train, not noticing Banshee. someone else, however, does notice Banshee.]''

???: ........ [eyes narrow]

Banshee: *notices ???* Who are you?

???: Who are you??

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

???: Okay, Banshee, why are you ogling my sister?!

Banshee: ... What?

???: [Points at the female hedgehog] Her!! You were staring at her!!

Banshee: Has anyone told you that you're, oh, I don't know... OVERPROTECTIVE????!!!!!

[The female hedgehog hears the yell and turns around.]

??? 2: Huh?

Banshee: *walks off*

???: Hmph.

??? 2: Uhhh....

(Meanwhile, with the trolls...)

Toxic: [Asleep] *snoring*

Random troll: Toxic, wake up.

Toxic: What...?

Random troll: Banshee's at the Wind Clan's village.

Toxic: So?

Random troll: We have the opportunity to invade them.

Toxic: Really.

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: [Gets up, stretches and yawns] And what are the chances that ALL of the soldiers, Summoners and battle mages will be preoccupied with Banshee, hmm?

Random troll: They already hate his guts.

Toxic: [Raises eyebrow] Really?

Random troll: Yep.

Toxic: Hmm. Wonder why.

(Meanwhile...)

Banshee: *screams in frustration* WHY DO I ALWAYS MESS EVERYTHING UP???!!!!

[Back in the village...]

Arashi: Who was that?

Ookaze: Said his name was Banshee. He was staring at you.

Arashi: *blushes hard*

(Back with Banshee...)

Banshee: It happens just about every time: Some guy likes a girl, and her brother or someone else related barges in like an @$$hole and basically says, "Get lost, chump!" *sighs*

[With the Trolls, they approach the village...]

Random troll: *scans the village for Banshee* He's no longer here.

Toxic: Huh.

Banshee: *appears behind the random troll and impales him* I am now. *looks at Toxic* Did you miss me?

Toxic: Gee, what'd you do to get the whole Wind Clan pissed off at you?

Banshee: That's none of your concern. *impales Toxic*

Toxic: GURK!! *dies*

Banshee: And the lesson for today is: Don't join the trolls, or else you'll die like those @$$holes I just killed.

[Arashi happens to see Banshee...]

Arashi: !!

Banshee: *leaves*

Arashi: ......

(Later...)

Arashi: [Sitting down] ........

Banshee: *appears behind Arashi* Hey.

Arashi: WAH!! [practically falls over]

Banshee: *telekinetically stops Arashi from falling* Sorry.

Arashi: Uhhhh....i-it's okay....

Banshee: Name's Banshee.

Arashi: I'm Arashi...

Banshee: Nice to meet you.

Arashi: Same...

Ookaze: [Watching them] ......

Banshee: *senses Ookaze* What now?

Ookaze: Just making sure you're not going to pull any funny business...

Banshee: ...... What?

Ookaze: *sigh* Like trying to grope her or kiss her.

Arashi: I can take care of myself, brother. If he's going to try anything like that, I'll deal with him.

Ookaze: ..very well. [leaves]

Banshee: *face palms*