User blog comment:TheShadowKnight/Joke Off/@comment-1431602-20110420235233

Here's one I found on Youtube:

A pirate on his ship has a battle with another pirate and his ship. Before the battle started, the pirate said, "Bring me my red shirt!"

"Why do you want your red shirt?" One of the crew mates asked.

"Because if I was stabbed and you wanted to see the blood, you would have to keep fighting." the pirate said.

Then the next day, 20 pirate ships came to the captains ship and the captain said, "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!"