Roleplay:Roleplaying for Dummies

I'm making a RP because I wanna try it. There is no need to ask me to join.

RULES:
 * No swearing (that includes "God")
 * No inappropiate subjects
 * No harassing other Users
 * You can't say the word "Sparta" more than once in a sentence

Heroes
Please add your characters here if they are good guys
 * Blizzard The HedgeHog(Played by Bloodnova)
 * Lightning the Hedgehog (Played by himself)
 * Sparky the Porcupine (Played by Manta-bee)
 * Dale Coyote (Played by Manta-bee)
 * Ashley Rabbit (Played by Manta-bee)
 * Nicky Badger (Played by Manta-bee)
 * Emmy Rose Hedgehog (Played by Lightning the Hedgehog)
 * Lindsay Analougue (Played by Manta-bee)
 * Dragairo (played by Artemiscat)
 * Cameron the Wolf and Shahooter the Owl (KP)
 * Nova the Hedge-Bat(Played by Bloodnova)

Neutral
Kyle the Hedgehog (Played by Vampire93)

Lauren Analougue (Played by Manta-bee)

Please add your characters here if they are nuetral

Villains
Please add your characters here if they are bad guys
 * Neos the Hedgehog(Played By Bloodnova)

Story
The story is kinda made up of random events,wacky moments and PIE!

A black and blue hedgehog is seen walking in Megalo Station.

Blizzard: Today is been SO BORING! I need something to do!*Looks around*Nope!Nothing very interesting.

Lightning: Hello, Blizz!

Blizzard:Oh,hey Lighting,what are you doing?

Lightning: Well I was racing my bro, Sonic, but I got tired and came over here to see what you were up to. Sonic's way too fast.

Blizzard:I'm thinkin' of something to do,you have any ideas?

Lightning: Mostly, I'd say race, but I'm tired now, so how 'bout we go eat somewhere?

Blizzard:Sure,but who's paying?

Lightning: Uuhh... *looking all over himself* I got no pockets, so, that equals no money.

Blizzard:Looks like i'm paying.

Lightning: GREAT! I don't have to pay!

Blizzard:Ha ha ha.Lets just go already.

Lightning: Okay. Just one thing... where do you want to go?

Blizzard:Uuuuhhhhh.....let me think of something.....*starts thinking*Nope!Not a clue!Wait....I think I saw a pizza place just back there.*Points to the pizza place*

Something weird happened and something jumbled the letters on the sign of the pizza place.

Lightning: No way! How 'bout Sonic fast food drive in restaurant?

''Something happened to the sign on that resuraunt, too, in fact, all the letters on signs were being rearranged. A glimpse of someone running, but not very fast, can be seen.''

Sparky: It happened here too. What's going on?

Lightning: Oh, hi, Sparky! Whadya mean about this, "It happened here too. What's going on?"

Sparky: Everywhere we go, letters get mixed up on signs.

Dale: Too weird...

Lightning: We've gotta figure out what's going on. But first... Let's go eat at Sonic!

Dale: Sounds cool.

Lightning: I wonder if they have a restaurant named "Tails." ^^

They all walk to Sonic

Blizzard:So do you guys have money,or am I gonna have pay for all of you?

Lightning: Well, again, I've got no money on me, so I'm not part of this anymore.

Dale: Uh... *he and Sparky do have pockets, which they rummage through* I do.

Sparky: Me too.

Lightning: Well obviously Blizzard doesn't want to, so I guess that means one of you two are paying.

Dale: Um, sure. I don't mind.

Lightning: Okay. Whadya guys want? I'm ordering.

Blizzard:Cheese pizza!

Everyone else: ???

Blizzard:I like cheese pizza OK!

Lightning: They don't sell that here, I don't think.

Blizzard:Dang it!!!

Lightning: Again, what does everyone want that is on the menu.

Blizzard:Just get me a normal pizza then...

Lightning: Blizz, there isn't ANY type of pizza here.

Sparky: I'll have a cheeseburger.

Dale: Me too, but with bacon.

Lightning: OK, but I'm still waiting for Blizz.

Blizzard:Hambuger please.

Lightning: OK. *reaches over and pushes the red button*

Waiter Dude: Hello, welcome to Sonic. What can I get for you today?

Lightning: I'd like a cheeseburger, and cheeseburger with bacon, a hamburger, and a breakfast burrito.

Waiter Dude: OK, that'll be $6.75. We'll be there as soon as possible.

Lightning: Thanks.

Blizzard:Where's my burger?

A while later, the order comes and Dale pays.

Waiter Dude: Thank you. Enjoy.

Lightning: Thanks. *takes his first bite of the breakfast burrito* These are just too good.

Sparky: I never been here before. *takes a bite out of the cheeseburger* It tastes just like I dreamt it would...

Blizzard:*Takes a bite out of his burger*

Lightning: Yeah, but those things are nothing compared to my breakfast burrito. Mmm. *takes another bite*

Dale: *after finishing a bite of his bacon cheeseburger* What can I say, I likes me some bacon.

Lightning: *after finishing a bite of his breakfast burrito* Well there's bacon in the breakfast burrito too.

Dale: *thumbs up* Awesome.

Lightning: ...now what?

Sparky: *while pointing to a license plate that reads "Rats"* Hey, didn't that license plate say "Star" Before?

the dark figure from before ran away again

Ashley Rabbit walks up

Ashley: Hey, Sparky! Hey, Dale!

Sparky: Hi!

Ashley: Something funny's going on. Letters are getting switched!

Lightning: We gotta figure this out.

Nicky is wearing a shirt that says "YAM" : This is exasperating...

Lightning: You guys all love Sonic too??? I mean, their breakfast burritos are awesome, so it makes sense.

Ashley: Yeah, I wonder if they have a resturaunt called "Tails".

Lightning: Hey! That's my line!

Ashley: *nervously* Hahahaha...

Emmy Rose Hedgehog walks into the scene

Emmy Rose: Hey guys.

Lightning: Ah man. Emmy, you too?

(The ground explodes, and Kyle the Hedgehog pops his head out of the hole.)

Kyle: IMMA BREAKIN' THE RULES, FOOLS! SPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! (vanishes)

Lightning: That Kyle. Whadya do with him.

Lindsay: NOT SO FAST! No one's payed attention to me for 3 whole minutes!

Lightning: Oh great. How crowded is this gonna get???

Ashley: Can't... breathe.

Lauren: I've been switching the letters around for nothing? Ugh...

Blizzard:*notices something in the edge of his eye*NEOS!*Charges after him*

Neos:Huh?*Turns around*AHH!RUN AWAY!CRAZY RANDOM HEDGEHOG ON THE LOOSE!

Kyle: (reappears behind Lightning) HEY! How do you know my name?! ...spartasparta. XD

Blizzard:GET BACK HERE NEOS!

Neos:AAAAHHHHH!!!

Lightning: Can't... get... enough... oxygen... claustrophobic

Emmy Rose: Everyone! Lightning's suffocating!!!

Lightning: Help...

Kyle: (takes a step back)

Lightning: (choking)

Kyle: (teleports twenty steps away)

Blizzard:Sorry,I don't know anything about people who are choking!*Spots Neos sneaking off*GET BACK HERE NEOS!*Runs after him*

[Dragairo is seen on the Sonic's roof]

Dragairo:Finally, quality entertainment.

Blizzard:You could help,whoever you are!

Dragairo:I could. If i wanted to. Or had a reason.

Blizzard:Here's 2 reasons:1:Our friend is choking:2:There's a crazy KILLER running around!

[Dragairo looks at Lightning, and shrugs. He then looks at Neos, and stand up]

Dragairo:Well, if it means i get to FIGHT something!

Lightning: ......(choking)......

Blizzard:Allright!*Spindashs into Neos*

Lightning: This... is... path... etic...

Neos:*Stops the attack*Your gonna have to do better than that!

Blizzard:*Hurls ice spears at Neos*

[Dragairo leaps down from the roof, and rushes toward Neos in a blur]

Dragairo:KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lightning: (gasps for air) .......... I'M ALIVE!!!!

[Dragairo leaps into the air, and comes down toward Neos, his fist drawn back to smash Neos]

Blizzard:*Freezes Neos' feet to the ground,then Spindashs toward him*

Lightning: THIS-IS-CHAOS!!!

Lauren: Hmph! That'll be the - *a square that appears to be a mirror flies through the air. Lauren and Lindsay get trapped in it*

Both: [getting swept away and taken higher and higher into the air until they finally reach outer space] Ahhh!

Dale: Aye Caramba! What? I haven't said anything for a while.

Lightning: Um...

Neos:*Breaks free and runs away,but trips*OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP I'M GONNA DIE!

Blizzard: Gosh, why won't you stay still!?

Lightning: .............

[When Dragairo's fist hits the ground, it sends huge cracks trhough the ground. HE then charges at Neos again]

Lightning: What's going on???

Blizzard:UUUUUGGHH!*Ice spears appear around Blizzard,then they launch toward Neos*

Neos:O_O

[The spears endlessly,and constantly,shoot toward Neos]

[Cameron appeared to be watching.]

Cameron: "Holy...."

[Shahooter snickers.]

Neos:I AM SO DEAD.

[The spears are thrashing Neos with no let up]

Blizzard:DIE ALLREADY!

[neos is killed when, after taking all that damage, his body is blown apart by Dragairo's destructive punch!]

Blizzard:KABOOM!Grass grows,birds fly,sun shines,and borther,I hurt people.*Kicks a part of Neos flying away*I'M A FORCE-A-NATURE!*Pants*Now,I'm tired out.

Cameron: "Alyssa's the Force of Nature." -_-'

Dragairo:That was fun. WHo else can i smash? The owl?

Blizzard:No.

Dragairo:What about you? Uh, what about that Alyssa person he just said? Anyone?

Blizzard:What is it with you and smashing stuff?

Dragairo:For everything there is, there's someone who's perfect for the job. I SMASH. Or blow apart, looking at that Neos guy.

Blizzard:Aww,I wanted to kill him.

Dragairo:We both got 'im.

Blizzard:OK,thats fair,say,what happend to that guy who kept saying "Sparta"?

Dragairo:I smashed him.

Blizzard:Your violent.

Dragairo:You're smashable

Blizzard:I'm kinda scared.

Dragairo:I'm kinda bored.

Blizzard:Me to.Right now,I would ask you what you would want to do,but,you'd say smash.

Dragairo:Actually, I'd say get something to eat.

Blizzard:I just hade a burger,I'm stuffed!

[Dragairo looks at Blizzard, and he grins. The grin, for some reason, sends a chill down Blizzard's spine]

Dragairo:Stuffed like a big frozen turkey...

Cameron and Shahooter: (In Unision) "We are much stronger than you may think."

[Suddenly, Cameron's dressed like Wesker from Resident Evil 5!]

[Dragairo gives them a bored look]

Dragairo:I'm either gonna eat, or smash something and eat THAT.

Blizzard:That grin was.....creepy.

Dragairo:That's probably because I'm trying to imagine you as something edible.

Blizzard:O_O

Dragairo:It's not working, though. I can only imagine that owl as a big stuffed turkey.

Blizzard:Why would you want to eat him?

Dragairo:Because I'm hungry, I just smashed that guy over there...What's left of him...And none of the restaraunts allow me anymore. Usually because I smashed the bill guy.

Blizzard:I have a sandwitch maker on me,I could make you a grilled cheese.

Dragairo:Last i checked, my name wasn't Chumley.

Blizzard:Your loss.

Dragairo:I never lose.

[his eyes narrow]

Blizzard:Your starting to creep me out.

Dragairo:You're starting to bug me.

Blizzard:I'm outta here,I need something to do.*Speeds off,but hit a lamppost*I'm OK!*Lamppost falls on him*I'm still OK!

[dragairo cracks his knuckles]

Dragairo:You're about to be alot less okay.*walks toward him*

Blizzard:*Spots Dragairo,and hears him* Uhhhhh....gotta go! *Runs off as fast as he can,making sure he doesn't hit anything else*

[Dragairo chases him]

Blizzard:RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN AWAY!

Dragairo:GET BACK HERE YOU BIG STUFFED TURKEY!

Blizzard:WHY DOES THE BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?

Part 2
A Black Hedge-bat is walking in a forest.

Nova:*Sighs* I'm bored.*Stomach growls* Now I'm hungry,looks like I'm gonna have to find something to eat,might as well listen to some music.*Pulls out a MP3 Player and plays one of his favorite songs.*

[He hears something in a bush]

Nova:*Takes off his head-phones and looks around* I swear I heard something.*Shrugs his shoulders* Probally nothing.

[he hears it again, in a closer bush]

Nova:If anybody's in those bush's,I hope you like being burned alive.

"I'd like to see you try"

Nova:Watch me.*Fireballs appear in his hands* Can we make this quick? I'm kinda hungry.

"Hungry? You couldn't roast worth a peanut"

Nova: If I were you,I'd shut up,because I can do a lot more than burning you.

"I'm so scared"

Nova:*The flames in his hands increase in size and heat* Shut it.

"shut yourself, charcoalhead."

Nova:Why don't you come out so I can see you? Or are you scared?

[The bush is burnt away by a young Tigeroan Red Drakeling]