Talk:Dismal the Hedgehog

Does he have anorexia? Winduct 14:54, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

No. Rather, he's been starved so often that he is simply used to not eating.--  &quot;Lamp oil, rope, bombs?&quot;  ---- "You want it?" 17:23, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Could you make a section where Lol saves Dismal from bubonic.Isn't Bubonic your character? Sonicfan919 19:05, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Rai Makes Dismal Tough
Rai: You're coming with me. [grabs Dismal's hand and descends into the darkness]

Dismal: Wah!

(The two arrives into the darkness)

Rai: [in a curious manner] How old you are Dismal? It's not like you should be acting like a child...

Dismal: Um, well, I'm 14...

Rai: [sweatdrops] I'm surprised you still talk, look and act like a child. You need to learn how to act like an adolescent and a mature person and leave your childish antics behind.

Dismal: (Ears droop; looking hurt) I-I don't mean to act like a child...! Rai: And yet you still suffer at the hands of the Trolls. Unbelievable.

Dismal: What do you expect me to do against them?! They're way stronger than me!!

Rai: And yet you single handedly took care of Mac, Tantrum and Nightshade with ease.

Dismal: Yeah...I did...(looks at his right arm) And it was only because of this arm. They were smart enough to restrain it so I couldn't use it...

Rai: Yes. [in a serious tone] And I suggest you keep your voice down unless you want to disturb the creatures in this darkness.

Dismal: ?! (looks around)

Rai: Don't get fooled. It may be covered in complete darkness, but one loud unnecessary sound is enough to kill you before you can even react.

Dismal: *low whine*

Rai: [hears Dismal's whine] What was that?

Dismal: ! (puts both hands over his mouth) *muffled* N-Nothing...

Rai: [narrows eyes] Lying means death, you know. Be a man, not a child who begs for nothing.

Dismal: (Slowly takes hands off of mouth) Y-Yes sir...

Rai: Good. Now let's start with the training, shall we? [snaps his fingers and summons two dark creatures]

Dismal: !

Rai: These two will be your sparring partners, and they'll help give you strength in order to defend yourself. If you cower like a child, however then the results can be disastrous.

Dismal: ......... (looks at the dark creatures)

Dark Creature 1: Man up!

Dark Creature 2: We may be able to help you out, but being cowardly and not manly can be a problem.

Dismal: (Obedient yet slightly shaky nod)

Dark Creature 1: [looks at Dismal who is very skinny] Hmmm.... you need to have something to eat.

Dismal: Uhhh...shouldn't I train first...?

Dark Creature 2: Not when you look like you haven't eaten in days. You can't train if you barely got any strength to lift a pencil.

Dismal: Um....well, okay then, sir...

(The dark creatures takes Dismal somewhere so he can replenish his strength)

Dismal: (Obediently following)

(They come upon a buffet, which contains a wide variety of foods)

Dismal: .....I don't have to eat ALL of this, do I...?

Dark Creature 1: What, it's not like we're gonna MAKE you eat it all.

Dark Creature 2: Unless you want me to forcefeed you.

Dismal: ._.

Rai: [facepalms]

Dark Creature 2: What? It's obvious that he looks REALLY skinny.

Rai: Whatever. [to Dismal] Don't worry, they're not gonna forcefeed you. Just eat whatever you like and when you're done, the training will begin. But if the two still sees that you're still skinny... then I suggest you resume eating.

Dismal: [Ears droop; grabs an apple from the table and starts eating it]

Rai: [leaves]

Dark Creature 1: [looking at Dismal eating it while still somewhat sad] Aww what is this, you eat like a little boy! Eat like a man!

Dismal: Huh?

Dark Creature 1: What, you want me to feed you? If you're gonna eat food, you need to be happy, not depressed.

Dismal: I'm not depressed...

Dark Creature 2: [narrows eyes] But you're not happy either, eh?

Dismal: Uhhh....to be honest, I am kinda nervous....

Dark Creature 1: Just because you're about to eat an apple?

Dismal: No...I'm nervous about the training...

Dark Creature 2: You're using that as an excuse. If you don't train, then we would leave you for dead and let the "Trolls" handle all of this.

Dismal: I-I want to train, b-but I'm still nervous about it...!

Dark Creautre 1: [in a serious tone] Take it or leave it, up to you.

Dismal: I want to train!

Dark Creature 1: Good. Now resume your meal.

Dismal: Yes sir! (noms his apple like a hungry LOLcat)

How Lol Met Dismal
(Seven years earlier (when Dismal and Lol were 7 years old)...)

Lol:(Sees Dismal alone)Hey you! Little gray wimp why you sittin' there alone and not tippin' over trash cans or somethin'?

Dismal: .........

Lol: Answer me!

Dismal: (looks away) .........

Lol: Look punk! It's not safe to be here alone! Now answer me! (Sharpens his stinger)

Dismal: ! (starts shaking) B-Because I j-j-just w-want to be a-alone...!!

Lol: (Laughing out loud) You're crazy! Just look at all those girl trolls! (Points to Axebox) Like her! Whoa! That's a boy! (Points to a girl troll) Like her!

Dismal: ..........I'm not like Toxic.

Lol: I know you don't have to go all at them at once. You also don't have to be a womanizer like him! Just have some fun!

Dismal: None of them would even like me anyways...

Lol: Why not!? You seem cool! I want to hang out with you!

Dismal: (Looks very surprised) W-Wha...?

Lol:Yeah! Your alright! (Whispering) Just don't tell the trolls I'm hanging with ya'!

Dismal: Uhhh...o-okay....

Lol:So tell me where you want to go!

Dismal: Uhhh....

Lol: Come on! Don't be shy!

Dismal: B-But I don't know where we could go...

Lol:Just think were you would want to go! The mall, the movies, the store, the arcade, putting toilet paper on Toxic's house. Whatever you want.

Dismal: .....Well, T.P-ing Toxic's house does sound fun...

Lol: I heard he's sleeping. (Picks up some scissors) We could cut off his fur!

Dismal: Yeah!

(At the store)

Lol:Now what brand of toilet paper should we buy? The one which is long lasting and itchy or the one which is short lasting and soft?

Dismal: Long-lasting and itchy!

Lol:(Buys it) Now...should we rip his fur off, shave it off, or cut it off with scissors?

Dismal: Hmmm....shave it!

Lol:Before we do this....should we also put make up on him?

Dismal: Yeah!

(On Toxic's roof)

Lol: (Hands Dismal the toilet paper) Hehehe, T-P this place my good man!

Dismal: Okay! [throws the TP]

Lol: Now for the main attraction! (Grabs Dismal and Jumps down the chimney) Let's do this! (Starts to shave the fur on sleeping Toxic's face and chest)Sorry buddy, but you get the lower body fur.

Dismal: Euurgh...okay...[starts shaving Toxic's fur]

(After Toxic is all nice and pink...)

Lol: Now I'll do the make up! (Starts to put some blue eye liner on Toxic's eyelid's, gives him long, and extra eyelashes) now you can do the rest of the makeup!

Dismal: Okay! [puts lipstick and blush on Toxic's face]

Lol: (Giggle) Okay. (Puts a life size mirror in the room) Just so Toxic can see himself. (He then puts Dismal and Lol were here on the mirror)

(Toxic starts to wake up)

Lol:Let's get out of here! (Grabs Dismal and runs out the house and as soon as they get out the house Toxic wakes up) That was close! (Slams the door behind him as the get outside)

(They hear Toxic's horrified scream.)

(A girl troll goes in the house)

Girl troll:I'm here for a mister Toxic I heard that he's very handsome and.......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Toxic: *high-pitched girly scream*

Lol: (Rolling on the floor laughing) MY SIDES!

Girl Troll:YOUR TOXIC THE HEDGEHOG!? YOUR PINK AND YOU WEAR MAKEUP!!!!!

Toxic: Two little ba****** named Lol and Dismal did this to me!!

Girl Troll:No they wouldn't. Dismal wouldn't hurt or sadden anything you liar! Lol wouldn't betray a troll either! (Smacks him with her purse)

Toxic: OWW!!

Lol: (In a girl voice) Where are you Toxic sweetie?

Girl Troll: Not to mention you have another girlfriend!

Toxic: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Girl Troll:I'm leaving you ugly idiot! (Storms off)

Lol:You just got schooled, Toxic!

Toxic: YOU LITTLE SH**S!! [pulls out rapier] I'LL SCHOOL YOUR @$$ES!!

Lol:Such talk but you can't back it up! (Rapidly stings Toxic making him start to swell up) Beat that...pinky.

Kyle and Dismal: Part II
Kyle: Alright, that's enough for now. We've gotta get home! (shadow warps himself and Dismal back to his house)

Dismal: Wow, how'd you do that???

Kyle: Shadow powers. Pretty fun things to have. But anyway, I've invited a friend of yours over for a bit. She should be arriving in a few minutes.

Madeline: (knocks on the door)

Kyle: Right on time! (runs over to the door, twists the knob and swings around, pulling open the door at the same time as he slides to the side, allowing Dismal and Madeline a clear line of sight between them)

Dismal: Madeline! :D [runs over to her and hugs her]

Madeline: Dismal! (hugs back) ^_^

Kyle: (grins) You can say it. I'm amazing.

Dismal: (To Kyle) Thank you so much!! ^^

Madeline: (nods in agreement) ^_^

Kyle: No problemo at all. Actually, if you want, Madeline, you could stay for a few nights as well, seeing as Dismal is. I can warp to your place, grab your stuff and be back in the time it'll take for you to blink.
 * (Ryu-Vamp? Beast Legends?)

Madeline: R-Really?

Kyle: (sinks into the floor, a few minutes later, rises out of it holding a heavy looking bag) There. Pillow, quilt, toothbrush, PJs, anything else you may or may not need.

Madeline: O-Oh, thank you!

Kyle: No problemo. I'm afraid my guest beds consist of a spare mattress and a small fold-out camp bed, but I'm sure you can find a way to make it work.

Dismal: Yeah. Thanks again, Kyle! ^^

Madeline: (nods) Yeah!

Kyle: No problem at all!

Madeline: ^_^

Kyle: Alrighty then! You two can... do... stuff... I've just lost my train of thought. You can do whatever you want while I go looking for it. (walks into the wall) Ow. Found it!

Madeline: (chuckles behind her hand) You okay?

Kyle: (thumbs up) Hey, Dismal, why don't you go show Madeline the Awesome Cupboard?

Dismal: Okay! [grabs Madeline's hand] C'mon!

Madeline: What's the "Awesome Cupboard"?

Dismal: It's full of so many cool things! C'mon I'll show you!

Madeline: Okay!

Dismal Meets Liam, Macabre and Cloud
(With the three weak Trolls...)

Liam: Board!

Macabre: You mean "bored".

Liam: [lies] I said it!

Cloud: [sees Dismal] Hey you!

Dismal: [Was walking by] Huh?

Cloud: [runs towards Dismal; shouts] GIMME MY FLASHLIGHT!!!

Dismal: Wah!! [runs away] I DON'T HAVE A FLASHLIGHT!! DX

Cloud: GIMME MY FLASHLIGHT, BRIAN!!

Macabre: [follows Cloud, with Liam following him (Macabre)]

Dismal: My name's not Brian!

(Cloud eventually catches up with Dismal)

Cloud: Gimme my flashlight, Brian! [shoves Dismal]

Dismal: Oof!

Macabre: [meets up with Cloud, wielding dual machine guns]

Cloud: [to Dismal] GIMME. MY. FLASHLIGHT!!

Dismal: I...DON'T...HAVE...IT!!

Macabre: [points his dual-wield machine guns to Dismal] Give Cloud his flashlight.

Dismal: I don't have it!

Macabre: Fine then. [fires his dual machine guns at Dismal (unaware that he missed)]

Dismal: WAH!! (ducks down)

(Macabre stops firing)

Dismal: ......

Cloud: [shouts at Dismal's ear] GET ME A FLASHLIGHT, BRIAN!!!

Dismal: (Grabs his ear) Gahhh!! DX

Macabre: Buy him a flashlight. Right now.

Dismal: I don't have any money!

Liam: Do it nao! [shoves Dismal] NAO! [keeps shoving Dismal] NAO!

Dismal: Stop...shoving...me...!!

(Liam continues to shove Dismal repeatedly while shouting "NAO!" numerous times)

Dismal: *low growling* [right hand clenches into a fist]

(Liam keeps shoving Dismal roughly while repeating the word "NAO!")

Dismal: I said...STOP...IT!! (punches Liam with his right [the really strong] arm.)

Liam: [gets instantly killed by Dismal's punch from his right arm]


 * (Nerd-Good lord, that's the greatest thing I've ever read in history! XD)

Cloud: NOES!!!

Macabre: [to Dismal] ...you had no reason to kill Liam.

Dismal: *shaking in fear* Oh no...oh no...!! W-What did I just do?!

Cloud: Gimme my flashlight NAO!!!!

(Cloud's shouting was so loud that it causes Dismal to become deaf!)

Dismal: DX [grabs ears]

Macabre: [unaware that Dismal's deaf] Now will you buy Cloud a flashlight?

Dismal: [Rubbing his ears] Owww...

Cloud: [to Dismal, not aware that he is deaf] Gimme my flashlight, Brian. Gimme!

Dismal: Huh?

Macabre: Give him his flashlight, Brian.

Dismal: ......?

Cloud: GIMME!

Dismal: What?

(Cloud, who thought that Dismal was pretending, gives Dismal the bird before running off, with Macabre following him)

Dismal: ! *thinking* Well that was rude...

(Liam then happens to chuck a rock at Dismal's head!)

(SFX-WHAM!!!)

Dismal: GAH!! [holds his head] Ooowww...!!

(Dismal's head bleeds)

Dismal: *whimpering* Oooww!! Why did he do that?! DX

Macabre: Because you did not give Cloud a flashlight, Brian.

Dismal: B-But I don't have money for one...!

Macabre: Get one.

Dismal: I don't have a job...!

Macabre: Well, get a job.

Dismal: *growl* If I do get a job in the future, I'm not going to spend my hard-earned money on a ridiculous flashlight...!!

Macabre: Excuse me?

Dismal: You heard me!!

Macabre: If you yell again, I will kill you.

Dismal: ! [cowers away] *whimper*

Dismal Meets One Of Johnny's Unique Pokémon
(Meanwhile with Dismal...)

Dismal: [Walking]

(Then, rustling sounds can be heard inside a bush)

Dismal: [Stops, looking around nervously] Uhhh...w-who's there....?

(A feather (presumed to be an ear from a Pokémon) pokes out of the bush)

Dismal: Huh...?

???: [snores and leans against the bush (it sounds like Sneasel)]

Dismal: [Cautiously approaches the bush]

(He then sees a female Sneasel (wearing her unique clothing attire that would likely resemble as a tomboy), who is sleeping on a bush, seemingly out of boredom, until...)

Scratchy: [opens one eye and uses Keen Eye before seeing Dismal; sneers mischievously]

Dismal: !

Scratchy: [pops out of the bush in front of Dismal] Sneasel!

Dismal: Wah!! [falls over]

Scratchy: [pretends to be a wiold Pokémon] Sne--!

(Scratchy then sees that Dismal looks skinny and frail)

Scratchy: [sees Dismal, who looks skinny] Sneasel? (Huh?) [tilts head in curiosity] Sneasel sne? (Who are you?)

Dismal: Uhhh.....

Scratchy: [gets an idea] Sneasel! Sneasel sne! Sneasel? (I get it! You must be Dismal! Right?) [mumbles to herself (although Dismal can hear her)] Sneasel sneasel sne... (At least that's what Johnny told me...)

Dismal: .....?

Scratchy: [notices Dismal's skinny and frail appearance] Sneasel... sneasel sneasel sne... (Say... you look like you haven't eaten food for weeks...)

Dismal: Uhhh......*thinking* Why do people always have to bring that up...?! ><"

Scratchy: [narrows eyes and smiles mischievously] Sneasel... sneasel sne. Sneasel sneasel, sneasel sne. (C'mon... just tell me. If you don't wanna, then I understand.)

Dismal: Errr....I-I haven't eaten anything in a while...

Scratchy: [ears droop with worry] Sne... (Oh...) [gives Dismal a comforting hug] Sneasel sne... (I'm sorry to hear what happened...)

Dismal: *blushes* Th-Thanks, but it's really nothing to get worried about...

(Then...)

Johnny: [crawls out of the forest and sees Dismal and Scratchy: Oh there you are, Scratchy! No wonder you wandered off like that!

Scratchy: [sees Johnny] Sneasel! (Johnny!) [runs up to him] Sneasel sneasel sneasel sne! (I made friends with a boy named Dismal!)

Johnny: Really? [pats Scratchy's head] Cool! ^^

Scratchy: ^^

Johnny: [to Dismal] Wanna come?

Dismal: Uhhh....okay...

Scratchy: runs over to Dismal and grabs his hand before running off] Sneasel! Sneasel sne! ^^ (Come on! It'll be fun! ^^)

Johnny: Haha yeah! [follows Scratchy]

Dismal: [Following Scratchy] If you say so...!

Dismal Meets Pop
Dismal: [Out walking]

(Then...)

???: Hey you!

Dismal: Huh?

Pop: [marches towards Dismal (but he is roughly a foot tall so Dismal can't see him)] My name's Pop the Cat, and I assume you must be Brian, right?

Dismal: Huh? [looks down at Pop] Who are you?

Pop: I'm Pop. Pop the Cat. [lies] You must be Brian, as Cloud, Liam and Macabre told me, correct?

Dismal: No...

Pop: >> [punches Dismal in the shin, but due to the fact that he's weak, Dismal couldn't feel anything]

Dismal: .........

Pop: There, you're hurt.

Dismal: .....no I'm not.

Pop: [lies more] Yes you are, now submit defeat, Brian.

Dismal: No, I'm not going to.

Pop: >:(

Dismal: [Turns around to walk away]

(As soon as Dismal walks away, Pop runs towards him and shoves him roughly in the legs, which is enough to trip him!)

Dismal: Wahh!!

[He falls onto his face.]

Pop: Now will you submit defeat, Brian?

Dismal: No!!

Pop: Shut up.

Dismal: D-Don't you tell me to shut up...!!

Pop: Shut up, Brian, that's final.

Dismal: No! ...y-you shut up!!

Pop: [tosses a toy mouse at Dismal]

Dismal: !

(The toy mouse hits Dismal, which also feels like a real mouse)

(SFX-SQUEAK!!)

Lol rescues Dismal from Bubonic
[One day, Bubonic is dragging Dismal down to his lab.]

Dismal: NOOOO!! I-I DON'T WANNA!! DX

Bubonic: Too bad. I've been dying to test out the latest disease chip.

Lol: Hey, Bubonic, how about you test me? I'm perfectly healthy!

Bubonic: You? Hmmm...

Lol: Yeah, haven't you ever wondered what happens when you test a healthy subject?

Bubonic: Hmmm...alright, Lol, you're going to be my test subject today. [lets go of Dismal's leg]

Lol:Run Dismal.*Follows Bubonic*

''[Dismal obediently runs off. A bit later...]''

(They arrive in Bubonic's lab)

Lol: *gulp* Now...are you going to strap me down?

Bubonic: Only if you can't keep still...

Lol: Okay I'll just sit lay down. *Closes eyes and braces him self* Do your thing.

Bubonic: [Pulls out a special syringe that contains the new chip] Okay, just hold still now. '[injects the chip into Lol's arm]

Lol: (Doesn't feel much pain then puts his hands behind his head) So, what does it do?

Bubonic: It gives you painful diarrhea. >=3

Lol: (Liquid poop starts to come out uncontrollably and gets on his hands) Aw crap! (Tries to stand up but it gets worse and forms a puddle) Do you think it would have the same effect on dismal? (The poop starts to get smelly and more comes out faster)

Bubonic: Probably, but there might be blood too for him.

(The poop gets worse and some poop still has undigested food in it then the liquid poop reaches Bubonic's ankles)

Bubonic: [presses a button on the wall and a drain opens up in the floor, draining the liquid poo]

(The poop gets even faster and starts to feel like slush and the drain starts to get full and the poop reaches Bubonic's neck)

Bubonic: The chip still needs a lot of work done... -_-"

(Lol is already submerged when the poop starts to reach Bubonic's eyes and the door is jammed)

Bubonic: [Climbs onto a gurney] Putty! Get us out of here!

''[Putty, unaffected by the odor nor the fact that he is submerged, starts trying to open the door. The door knob rusts and breaks off. Then Bubonic's phone starts ringing as the poo gets higher.]''

Bubonic: [Answers it] Hello?

Troll:This is the health inspector troll. I'll be coming soon so be prepared. (The poo gets closer to him)

Bubonic: *thinking* FU-

(Bubonic's computer starts to short circuit then it explodes causing smoke to engulf the room)

Bubonic: PUTTY SMASH THE DAMN DOOR DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO!!

Putty: [Muffled by the poo] Yes master Bubonic! [starts slamming into the door]

The health inspector troll: (Knocks on the door)Why does it smell like poo and smoke?

Bubonic: OHSHI-

''[Putty succeeds in breaking down the door. The all the poo comes rushing out the door onto the health inspector who had his mouth open because he was about to speak and he started coughing due to the smoke.]''

Inspector: This is *cough*how you think hygiene is! ?*cough*Poo everywhere An unconscious *cough*bee. A man made out of putty and the room is smoking. (Faints because of the smoke a note flies near Bubonic that says evicted to 2 months)

Bubonic: [Crushes the letter in his hand] Who hired this dumb@$$ anyways?! [glares at the health inspector]

Putty: You did, master.

Bubonic: .......well I'm un-hiring him.

(Lol wakes up)

Lol:It reeks in here!

A troll officer:(Gives Bubonic a ticket for a horrible, disgusting lab and another for not having a license to have a Putty person)

Bubonic: Okay the lab I can understand, but I don't need your permission to have a "putty person"! I only need Rageik's, and he gave the A-OK long ago!

Troll officer:(Gives him another ticket for saying Rageik's name in a sentence without saying it with an awesome voice and another ticket for wearing a labcoat but no underwear or pants.)

Bubonic: Both of those are bull! Putty, get him outta here!

Putty: Yes master Bubonic! [turns himself into a big ball and rolls at the officer]

:(
OH GOD HE SO INANEST!~Tailsman67~

.....inanest?--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 20:41, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

I think he meant innocent... Set amyro mint andilu... 21:04, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ohh.--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 21:07, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

... I hate unreasonably bad grammar. Set amyro mint andilu... 21:09, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Me too...

Dismal: [Sitting in a nest] ?--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 21:09, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

XD Wow! Set amyro mint andilu... 21:10, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hurr hurr XB--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 21:12, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Good one. :P Set amyro mint andilu...  21:16, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

[A bird sits on Dismal's head]

Bird: Caw!

Dismal: Uhh... ._."--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 21:18, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

What do you want from me my soul.~T-man~

......noo, we don't want your soul....--  "All of our shadows..."  ---- "Are ashes against the grain..." 21:20, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Almost 1k
This talkpage almost has 1,000 comments (counting the archived ones)!--  Why vote for the lesser of two evils?  ----Cthulhu for president! 22:55, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Dismal: ...it's not like its anything to get excited about......no one even cares anyways....

Johnny: I care. :(

Dismal: Then why didn't you say anything earlier? ;~;

Johnny: Because I was doing college work! I'm sorry! :(

[Then...]

Toxic: Dismal, quit being an ungrateful ba***** and apologize to Johnny!

Dismal: I-I'm sorry, Johnny...I didn't know you had college work...!

Johnny: [chucks a fireball at Toxic, which gives him first-degree burns] None of your business, dumb@$$! I owe Dismal an apology!

Toxic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-[runs around in circles, on fire]

Dismal: Y-You don't owe me an apology, Johnny...i-it's okay, really...!

Johnny: Okay... [hugs him] Thanks, Dismal. You're a real pal. ^^

Dismal: ......... ^^

Sledge: You're more popular than sonic. A pretty big bullseye id say.

Pixel: Sledge! manners.

Dismal: Wait...I am???

Sledge: sure. popular and famous people always have at least one person who hate em.

Pixel: Your... really not helping.

Dismal: Well...a lot of people do hate me...[ears droop]

Johnny: [glares at Sledge] >>

Pixel: Don't worry little one, if it's any consolation, nobody really has no idea who the cap wearing blue hedgehog is at all.

Sledge: oi oi.

Dismal: Wh...what cap-wearing blue hedgehog?

Pixel: *point's to sledge who is now in a depressed slump from dismal's comment*

Dismal: !! I-I'm sorry...! I-I thought you meant...s-someone else...*thinking* I'm such an idiot...!!

Sledge: Mah it fine, i do have a somewhat Cold presence.

Pixel: And a sence of humor to match.