Roleplay:TechnoLazyBot!

TechnoLazyBot, TLB, messing with people since 2010!

TLB:Kurugero.

Quiet, you.

TLB:Shim-

{claps hand over it's mouth}

ShimatheHedgehog: What was that?! (brings out a club with nails in it)

Artemis:Do you really want to know?

TLB:Tomato lettuce bacon.

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr... (lowers the club) We can't you get rid of that thing?

Artemis:Because it happens to be rather good at making doughnuts. They're not fatty, yet tasty.

TLB:Doughnut. *spits out tray of glazed doughtnuts, sets them down*...Statyx is a banana.

Hunter1034: DONUTS!!!!!! *tackles the tray*

ShimatheHedgehog: My doughnuts!!!!!

TLB:Hunti-

(I quickly shut it's mouth)

ShimatheHedgehog: (glares at the TLB)

Hunter1034: *gets up, a doughnut hanging from my mouth* What the heck is that thing Art?

Artemis:Just something I made.

TLB:Hedgehog Pie.

ShimatheHedgehog: (takes a step back from the TLB and eats a doughnut)

Hunter1034: ? *nibbling on the doughnut*

ShimatheHedgehog: It's an evil robot.

TLB:Daltyssa.

{I stop it s second too late}

ShimatheHedgehog: (crushes doughnut in hand)

Hunter1034: *jaw gapes, dropping the doughnut*

Artemis:._. meep...

ShimatheHedgehog: (brings out the club) Artemis, you better run. Now.

Artemis:I wish I'd installed a working off button on this thing.

TLB:Chaotics-

(slaps it) Oh no, nothing with THAT guy in it.

ShimatheHedgehog: (starts hitting the TLb with te club) Turn off!!

Hunter1034: *tries pulling Shima away* You're not gonna make it any better!!!

TLB:HOTDOG! LETTUCE! CHEESE! SALAMI!

ShimatheHedgehog: Grrr!! (keeps hitting it)

TLB:SHIMJSHIMJSHIMJBEEEEEEEP!

ShimatheHedgehog: (stops) I...think I broke it..

TLB:......Bop....Bacon.

Hunter1034: *fusonaforms* I don't think so... *backing away from it*

TLB:*spits a mistletoe at Dalton* Beep!

Dalton: Ahg! *dives out of the way*

TLB:Bacon Dispensal Mode.

Artemis:Uh oh...

Alyssa: Not again...

Dalton: ?

TLB:Statyx is a banana. *starts psitting bacon everywhere*

Alyssa: Oi.. (pulls up a sheet of ice to block the bacon from hitting her)

[All the bacon passing by Tigero gets cooked]

Dalton: BACON!!! *starts catching the cooked bacon in his mouth*

Alyssa: (chuckles and waits for the TLB to stop)

Tigero:At least someone's happy.

Alyssa: Mhm.

Tigero:*pokes the TLB*

TLB:*stops* Now serving doughnuts. *another tray comes out*

Alyssa: Doughnuts! :D

Dalton: *swallows* Yay! The nuts of dough!

Tigero:*picks some up and tosses them to Dalton and Alyssa*

Alyssa: Yay! :D (eats doughnuts) :)

Tigero:^_^

Alyssa: Om nom nom!!

Dalton: *eating slowly, trying not to make a pig of himself*

TLB:Kagelly.

Alyssa: (eating doughnuts) XD

Dalton: XD

TLB:*pulls out...an airhorn and a megaphone* initiating Mizu quirk No#4

Alyssa: O_O (covers her ears)

Dalton: ?!

Alyssa: I'd cover your ears if I were you!

Dalton: ? *covers his ears anyway*

[It blows the airhorn into the megaphone, both at top volume]

Alyssa: (grits teeth and covers her ears)

Dalton: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *blood starts dripping through his fingers*

Alyssa: !!!!!

Tigero:*ears flat, melts the megaphone*

Dalton: *still holding his bleeding ears*

Tigero:*walks over and pats him* you okay, my freind?

TLB:Cookies!

Dalton: N-no...

Tigero:*Tries to bring his ears back together with heat*

TLB:COOKIES!

Dalton: Nhg... *slowly rights himself*

[A soon as he does, a cookie is shot into his mouth]

[the sheer force of the cookie knocks him back over]

Tigero:What in the name of- *cookie is shot in mouth, falls over*

Dalton: *still on the ground* ._.

Tigero:....*eats it* double chocolate chip. ^_^