User blog comment:CrymsonShokwave/Question Corner!!!/@comment-5055385-20130418005450/@comment-2221250-20130418021301

Metalloid:*puts hand on Burgs shoulder* Listen Burg, your sister's a nice person, and I'm willing to help. Don't get a girlfriend. The stress will horribly reduce your lifespan. Any girl crazy enough to date you would have no problem with that.