Talk:Arukas the Hedgehog

Hey I'm bored. Interaction TP anyone? -- Kokuren ' Funsai 'No Yume  00:50, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Talkplay
(Arukas is seen walking angrily through a park.)

Arukas: (growls) Ugh! I can't believe him! Showing up 10 minutes late! Who does he think he is?

( who am I supposed to be ? )

(Anyone I guess. You pick.)

( a ferret is see sitting on a bench ) Hey.

Arukas: "Hey"?! What is THAT supposed to mean?!!

Zyde: -_- Temper, temper...

Arukas: TEMPER?! I DON'T HAVE A TEMPER! (foams at the mouth)

Zyde: Look, you are NOT going to take my place as the temper queen !

Arukas: "Temper Queen"?! TEMPER QUEEN? I just told you, I don't have a temper!

Zyde: Sure you don't.

Arukas: (growls)

Zyde: Don't you growl at me !

Arukas: I'll growl at you if I wanna growl at you!

Zyde: * transforms into a dragon and roars *

Arukas: (screams) EEEEEEK! Ugly dragon-thingy!

Zyde: I'll bite your head off next time you call me ugly.

Arukas: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! (screams loudly)

Random guy: RUN! THERE'S A DRAGON THE LOOSE!

(The people in the park scream and run away.)

Zyde: * quickly transforms back into a Mobian *

Arukas: YOU BEAST! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'VE SCARED EVERYONE AWAY!

Zyde: Like you aren't a beast.

Arukas: 'Cause I'm NOT! YOU are!

Zyde: Noooo, I'm HALF beast. :P

Arukas: '-_- SAME THING!

Zyde: You're insane. I like it.

Arukas: I..AM NOT..INSANE!!!

Zyde: I am !

Arukas: Of course, I know you are.

Zyde: And I know you are.

Arukas: QUIT IT!

Zyde: Or what ?

Arukas: 'Or I'll..I'll...

Zyde: What ?

Arukas: ..C-call the police!

Zyde: What do you think they would even charge me for ?

Arukas: [growls] JUST SHUT UP OR I'LL CALL THEM! RIGHT NOW!

Zyde: Ugh... fine...

Arukas: [whispering] Idiot....

Zyde: What the hell did you just say ?!

Arukas: I SAID IDIOT, IDIOT!

Zyde: * punnches her in the face *

Arukas: OWW! You'll pay for that...! [calls 911] Hello, is this the police?

Zyde: * breaks the phone * Suck on that, b**** !

Arukas: MY PHONE!!! YOU LITTLE--UGH!

Zyde: I'll pay for it. As long as you stop treating me the way you are.

OMG
I imagine she'd scare the living crap out of Dismal (or just make him cry) XD--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 16:01, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

XD Yeah. Talkplay? --♪ Baka   Baka   Baka~ ♪ 16:19, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Yay! :V--  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 18:46, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

This is gonna be fun! >:3 So do you wanna start it or me? --♪ Baka   Baka   Baka~ ♪ 18:54, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

I can start ^^ --  "We don't just blow bubbles..."  -- "We blow bubbles with kittens inside them." 19:19, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

[Dismal is just walking through the park, minding his own business.]

Arukas: [screams] EEEEEK! What is that thing?! [points to Dismal]

Dismal: *jumps* W-What thing?! Where?! [doesn't realize she meant him]

Arukas: I MEANT YOU, STUPID!

[He looks around at her, his ears drooping.]

Dismal: Wha...? W-Why me...?!

Arukas: "Why me?!" "WHY ME?!" SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME THAT?! JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF!

[He looks down at his body, whimpering slightly.]

Dismal: O-Ohh...

Arukas: Seriously! You're HIDEOUS!

[His eyes tear up.]

Dismal: I....n-no I'm not....!

Arukas: Aww, is the little baby CRYING? GET A LIFE, LOSER!

(UCD- Omg, I feel so bad for him! DX)
 * (Ryu-I do too T^T)

[He cringes slightly from her yell, his eyes tearing up more.]

Dismal: I-I'm not a l-loser...

Arukas: If your not a loser, your a CRYBABY!

Dismal: *sniffles* S-Stop it, p-please...!

Arukas: MAKE ME, WIMP!

[He just stands there, sniffling and crying quietly.]

Arukas: HOW OLD ARE YOU, FIVE?! MAN UP!

Dismal: S-Stop yelling at me...!!

Arukas: [gives him a light push] MAKE ME!

Dismal: Stop!! [pushes her back (weakly)]

Arukas: LOSER! [pushes him harder]

Dismal: [Falls onto his butt] Uhn!!

Arukas: [kicks him] THAT'S FOR TRYING TO PUSH ME!

[Dismal cries out in pain and curls up on his side, sobbing.]

Arukas: [kicks him harder] AND THAT'S FOR BEING SUCH A WIMP!

Dismal: AAAOOWW!!

Arukas: [sarcasm] Oh, I'm sorry, am I hurting you?

Dismal: [Nods frantically] Y-Yes...!!

Arukas: THAT WAS SARCASM, DUMMY! [kicks him harder again]

Dismal: [Howls in pain]

Arukas: Had enough?

[He nods frantically again.]

(It is I, Vamp, back for a little, while Champions is patching. I have a funny little idea about where this can go, if either of you are interested.)

(oops, never mind, it's loaded, bye)

Arukas: [helps him up] -_-

[Dismal is shivering in fear, but he does not say anything.]

Arukas: [kicks him back down] Sorry, natural reflex.

Dismal: Oww!!

Arukas: DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!

Dismal: T^T

Arukas: [laughs] YOU SERIOUSLY SUCK!

[Dismal starts to cry again.]

Arukas: Hmm....what else could I do with you...?

Dismal: P-Please, just leave m-me alone...!!

Arukas: THE MORE YOU BEG, THE MORE VIOLENT I GET~!

[Dismal cries again.]

Arukas: [takes out a chainsaw] Let's play~! [smirks]

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!! [attempts to scramble away]

Arukas: [grabs him] Hold still, fleabag! [puts the chainsaw closer to him]

Dismal: [Starts to panic even more] '''NOOO!! Nononononononononono-'''

Arukas: CALM DOWN AND LET ME CUT YOU IN HALF!

Dismal: [Thrashes and squirms harder] NOOOOOOOO!!!

Arukas: HOLD STI--

(The chainsaw's batteries were dead.)

Arukas: DANG IT!!!

Dismal: [Lets out a sigh of relief]

Arukas: Don't think I'm done, wimpy. I'll find something else...

[Dismal gulps a bit, looking scared.]

Arukas: ...Aha! [picks up a twig]

Dismal: ???

Arukas: [pokes his eye with the twig]

Dismal: OWWW!! [holds his injured eye]

Arukas: [pokes his other eye]

Dismal: Aaaaaghh!!

Arukas: [yawns] Got any suggestions on how I should hurt you more, PIPSQUEAK?

[Dismal shakes his head frantically again.]

Arukas: Okay then. [picks up a box of matches] Ready for another round?!

Dismal: N-No!!

Arukas: [lights a match] What..? You've never been lit on fire before?

Dismal: No, I have...i-it's terrible!! DX

Arukas: Good. Then you already know what it feels like. [drops the match on him]

{SFX: *fwooph*}

Dismal: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!

Arukas: [looks at him] You're pathetic.

Dismal: [Rolling on the ground, trying to put the fire out]

Arukas: [growls] Just let it burn you!

Dismal: Noooooo!! DX

Arukas: YOU DESERVE THIS!!

Dismal: NO I DON'T!! DX

Arukas: YOU'RE JUST A WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR!

Dismal: [Slowly starting to die] N-No I'm n-not...

Arukas: Yes you-- Wait....are you...dying?

Dismal: *nods weakly*

Arukas: [sighs] Great. Now who am I supposed to torture? HUH?

Dismal: [Now too weak to even move]

Arukas: TOUGH IT OUT! I STILL NEED TO TORTURE YOU!

Dismal: I-I....[coughs up blood] I c-can't...

Arukas: Ewwww, gross!!!

Dismal: [Collapses on the ground, his breathing shallow]