Roleplay:Tales From the Catdragon

RAAAH!! BAD RYU!! STOP...MAKING...ROLEPLAYS!!

What is this RP about? It's about all of the shenanigans and mishaps of G.U.N! Uh....that's it, I guess.

Heroes

 * Guardian Unit of Nations (played by anyone)
 * Commander Abraham Tower (played by anyone)
 * Ryushu the Cat and her Pokemon (played by Ryu)
 * Shanoa the Fox (played by Ryu)
 * Albus the Cat (played by Ryu)
 * J the Hedgehog (played by JMB)
 * Thresher XL (played by JMB; it is not driven by J, however)
 * Shahooter the Owl (Played by KP)
 * Imperial Guards (Played by KP)
 * Rokaza & Valernia ( Played by Areana)
 * Shade the Hedgehog (Played by Flash)

Neutral

 * Turoka-Nukora (Played by Ryu. Is actually the subject of the first G.U.N mishap)
 * Gideon the Moose (played by Ryu; no one ever knows what Gideon's motives are.)
 * Dragoonworks (Played by Chembur)
 * Shima the Hedgehog (Shima's first neutral role. She hates G.U.N. for everything that has happened with her, since most of it was their fault; played by Shima)
 * Kotuumath the Halfbreed (Played by Ryu; seems to dislike Overlanders)
 * Statyx the Hedgehog (Played by Kagimizu)(Statyx is a G.U.N. agent. He has to do his job at some point)

Villains

 * The Trolls (played by anyone)

Part 1: A Vicious Visitor
(One day, in the G.U.N Territory, it's a perfectly normal day, until...)

G.U.N Sentry: (Is surveying the land)

(Suddenly, the Sentry sees a massive black shape heading towards the HQ!)

G.U.N Sentry: Holy-

(Upon closer inspection, the shape is actually what appears to be a behemothic, black-furred dragon-cat mix!)

G.U.N Sentry: ...my God...(he runs inside the building)

(Inside...)

G.U.N Sentry: Commander Tower!!

(The G.U.N commander Abraham Tower looks at the sentry.)

Abraham: What is it?

G.U.N Sentry: There's a monster outside!!

Abraham: What?!

(The two run over to one of the windows.)

G.U.N Sentry: There!! (points at the black dragon-cat thing)

Abraham: Holy-

G.U.N Sentry: What do we do, sir?!

Abraham: I...I don't know...I've never seen a creature such as this...

(The massive beast tears down a few trees. It appears to be...building a nest...?)

??? "What in the f..?"

(Back inside the HQ...)

G.U.N Sentry: Do we attack it, sir?

Abraham: Not with our regular soldiers! We'd lose 'em all! We need to bring in special forces...

(Meanwhile, Shima watches the beast tear down trees)

Shima: What in the world...?

(After tearing down four trees, the beast starts to arrange them in a square....it finally finishes building this odd square nest, and sits in the middle of it.)

Shima: That's weird...(she sneaks around to get a closer look)

???: "Oh hi Shima."

[Shahooter fades in next to Shima like a Ghost.]

(The black-furred beast looks around with a snarl.)

(Meanwhile with J isnide his bedroom, J wakes up all of a sudden fter he senses something.)

J: [tired] Wudhappen...? [gets up from his bed and gets out of his garage]

[Two dragons can be seen flying silently overthe G.u.n. base, as they see the monster they land next to Shahooter and Shima.]

Rokaza:"Shahooter...what's that thing?"

Valernia:"It's huge!"

Shima: And...I think it's noticed us!

(The beast lets out a roar of pure fury and jumps out of its nest! Meanwhile, with J...)

J: [his ear twitches] Huh? Someone's in danger! [runs fast torwards the G.U.N. HQ]

Shahooter: "Crap!"

(J runs even faster as he heads torwards the G.U.N. HQ with the otehrs as the monster prepares to attack them)

Valernia:"Darn it! It's too big, my magic won't affect it."

Beast: *roar* (rears up and fires a stream of black and purple rings, in a beam, from its mouth)

Rokaza: WHAT THE-

[Rokaza and Valernia try and find some cover for the beam]

Shima: CHAOS MISSILE! (the missiles hit the rings and explode)

(Suddenly, J jumps high in the air and uses Spikedash against the Beast)

Beast: *growl* (brushes the quills from her muzzle, then turns to J) *angry roar*

J: [lands on the ground, looks at the beast] Oh my... well, whatever that is, it don't scare me! [charges at the Beast at full speed]

(As soon as J gets close enough, the beast swats him with its powerful forepaw, sending him flying.)

Shima: J! (turns to the beast) You'll pay for that!

(She Spin Dashes at the beast)

[Shahooter lets out a Draconic Roar. Hurting the Beast's Ears.]

(J crashes into a bulding)

J: [groans in pain] Darn it. [gets up on the ground and runs torwards the Beast where Shima and Shahooter are]

Beast: (lets out a roar so loud and powerful that everyone is sent flying backwards)

(Shima slams into a tree)

Shima: Ow...

(Suddenly, they hear a really loud and ear-piercing truck horn (which sounds like this))

J: [covers his ears in sheer pain after hearing a really loud truck horn] OMG!!!! TOO LOUUDD!!!!!

Beast: (Covers ears as well, growling)

(Then, a large figure reveals a large, blue big rig known as Thresher XL approaches torwards the Beast, whilst using Horn Blast)

Beast: *snarling in pain*

(The Thresher XL stops using Horn Blast and revs its engine loudly at the Beast. The Beast obviously takes this as a challenge, and charges!)

(The Thresher XL backs up, leaving a huge amount of Oil Slick it used on the ground as a trap!)

(SFX-BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! [driving in reverse])

[Shahooter jumps on the Hood of the Thresher XL, he lets out a Sonic (Volume to Sonicboom) Draconic Roar.]

(The beast skids to a halt, but gets stuck in the Oil Slick trap.)

(The Thresher XL stops for a moment from Shahooter's Draconic Roar)

Thresher XL: [to Shahooter] Impressive. However, I am not your enemy, even though I did used Horn Blast.

(The beast is trying to free itself from the sticky oil. And no one's noticed that it's a female...?)

(The Thresher XL turns on its headlights, and the Beast reveals to be Turoka-Nukora! But know one knows who she is; they just see that she's a female.)

Shima: It's a GIRL?!


 * (Ryu-They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if that woman's actually a beast!)

J: [walks over dizzily] Soooo looouuuddd... [accidentaly steps on an oil slick] What the--?! [tries to move, but his feet are stuck from the sticky Oil Slick; tries to jump, but causes him to land face first on the ground that is covered with Oil Slick]

[Shahooter walks up to the beast...]

Shahooter: [Draconic] "T'roas Draconic?'

Turoka: *growls*

Shima: I wonder if it can speak English...

Shahooter: "No she cannot..."

J: [muffles from the Oil Slick that is sticking inisde his entire body face-down]

Shahooter: "She was only protecting her nest..."

Shima: Ah. (using her Psychokinesis, she lifts J out of the oil slick)

J: [lands on the ground and cleans himself up by a nearby fountain (the Oil Slick does'nt contaminate the fountain) and walks over to the others] Thanks, Shima.

(Meanwhile, some of the G.U.N soldiers are sneaking over to the scene. They hide behind some bushes so they can spy on Turoka-Nukora and the others.)

G.U.N Soldier #1: What do we do?

???: "If you attack you'll piss off one of the greatest armies of Mobius..."

G.U.N Soldier #2: Holy crap!! Who said that?!

(J's ear twitches)

J: [to the G.U.N. Soldiers] I know you're behind them bushes! Just come on out of there. We won't attack you or anything, unless you'll do harm to us first.

Shima: (growls) Who is it?

Turoka: (Growls at soldiers)

G.U.N Soldier #1: Judas Priest! D: *cowers*

G.U.N Soldier #2: We have no reason to attack you. (meaning J and the other Mobians)

(J gets up, but his back is messed up, as this causes his back to rack loudly, forcing him to sit back down)
 * (SFX- CRACKLE! [from J's back]

J: [feels his back cracking] AUGH! [holds his back] [to the G.U.N. Soldiers] Just... just try not to provoke this giant beast...

G.U.N Soldier #2: That beast is the reason we're out here!

G.U.N Soldier #1: *To himself* Statyx would know what to do...

G.U.N Soldier #2: Well, he ain't here. (to J) That beast would be a threat. It'll have to be removed.

[Mordechai steps out of the shades.]

Mordechai: "Attack us or the Catdragon, and you'll be disintegrated!"

J: [still having a searing pain from his back] C-C-Catdragon?

Mordechai: "Cannot you see the Wings and Feline features?"

G.U.N Soldier #2: A Catdragon? Weren't they all killed off?

Shima: (growls and clenches fists) G.U.N...

Thresher XL: Catdragon, you say?

(Suddenly, Commander Tower appears! And anyone can play him.)

J: [to Shima] These guys are G.U.N.? [still holding his back] I have a feeling you hate 'em, right?

Shima: Yeah. (her face is a mixture of anger, sadness and fear)

(a figure stands on the top of the G.U.N. Headquarters, he wields a massive blade made from a Crystal. No one notices him.)

J: [to Shima] Let's hope they don't do something crazy to us...

(Someone else is spying on the G.U.N soldiers and the Mobians as well!)

Mordechai: "IF they try, they.."

Shahooter: "Might go to Hell.."

G.U.N Soldier #1: Who said we were gonna try to hurt you guys?

J: [to a G.U.N. Soldier] Just ask Shima... [tries to stand up]

Thresher XL: [shifts its large transmission to neutral]

(SFX: CHHHHH!!! [after shifting its transmission stick to neutral])

G.U.N Soldier #2: By the way, who's driving that big rig? (thumbs over to the Thresher)

J: [chuckles] Why don't you go and find out?

G.U.N Soldier #2: Okay. (climbs up to the big rig's passenger door, and opens it)

(To the G.U.N. Soldier's surprise, there was nobody driving the Thresher XL)

G.U.N Soldier #2: What the...?! There's nobody in there!!

(Then, to the G.U.N. Soldier's surprise, he sees the transmission stick moving all of a sudden)

G.U.N Soldier #2: WHAT THE FU-(falls out of the big rig) H-Holy sh*t!! That thing's HAUNTED!!

(And to the G.U.N. Soldier's ANOTHER surprise, he sees the Thresher XL's passenger door swing close all by itself)

G.U.N Soldier #2: D:

Shima: (evil snicker)

(for some reason, a rainbow is shinning the opposite direction of the headlights)

Turoka: ?

Thresher XL: Rainbow lights! It's shining!

(The G.U.N. Soldier could'nt believe he was hearing; the big rig can TALK!)

(in the bush's where the lights are coming from, a huge figure can be seen, a large thing on his back is causing the lights)

???: Damn it! (starts to run)

Thresher XL: Unknown civilian detected. [shifts its transmission gear to "1" and drives off by itself to find an unknown figure]

???: (runs fast, even though he is gigantic)

(The Thresher XL picks up the pace, shifts its transmission gear to "4" to keep up with the mystery person, with its headlights still on)

???: (he somehow dissapears, he hasn't used a Cloaking field, or Teleportation, he is hanging onto a treebranch, unnoticed.)

(The Threasher XL returns with GUN officers, Shima, Shahooter, J and Turoka after the mystery person dissapeared)

Thresher XL: Target lost.

???: (jumps down from thr branch and continues to run, yet, he accidentally ran in the opposite Direction, and runs into Turoka, which made her ANGREH!!)

Turoka: RAAAAAARRRGH!!

Thresher XL: [spots a mystery person with its headlights] Target re-located and found. What the heck?


 * (Ryu-OMG this RP is the perfect opportunity to employ an idea of mine; what if Kotuumath (having NO knowledge of technology) got into the G.U.N base somehow?)


 * (Shima: That'd be funny, in a way!)


 * ((Evil laugh)- Chembur)

(Meanwhile, Statyx is seen laying in a tree, far from the scene. Statyx's phone rings, playing "Dreams of an Absolution".)

Statyx: *groans* I know that if I answer that, it's not gonna be fun. *lets the phone ring for a while, then reluctantly answers it* Hyello? Huh, an issue? What's the issue? A lot of commotion? Possible threats? ...Wait a minute... *groans, then sighs* I'm almost afriad to ask, but is Shima there? ....*facepalms* Alright, I'll be there. *hangs up, then gets up* Looks like I'm gonna have to reign in my big sister again. *jumps down and runs off*


 * (Ryu-And no one was curious as to why Turoka was building a nest?)


 * (I already know, she's pregnant - Chembur)

???: (one eye opens and looks up) Cragon....

(Meanwhile)

Shima: She looks mad! (to the mystery person) I'd get out of here if I were you!

???: (jumps back away from the group, suddenly, his right leg gives out)

Shima: What's wrong with your leg?

???: Just be happy that I must flee, or else, you would see a spectrum as you died (glides away using a giant Sword)

J: [still sitting down as his back is still thrown out] Who was he anyway...

???: (he can't really see much, he crashes into the G.U.N. Building) curse these eyes

Shima: I don't know...

Pintor: Eh how should I know (this should startle everyone, since he wasn't there two seconds ago)

Turoka: *startled growl*

Pintor: I've been here the entire time, you just haven't been noticing, seriously, you guys need your eyes checked.

[Shahooter appears in front of everyone like a ghost.]

Shahooter: "I'm back."

Turoka: *startled growl*

Shima: Were the heck is everyone coming from?!

J: [to Shima] Obviously, we're not the only one here who sensed this cat-dragon thing...

Pintor: you know, that guy with the injured leg looks strangely familar